#agents of lucifer

[aprismaticodyssey]

Surprise! Chapters 8 and 9 of Agents of Lucifer are now up!

Okay, I can't promise when I'll upload more chapters but I was glad to see most of this was already done, so there was little for me to do when I came back to it. Click this sentence to read!

That said, Ch.9 is wordy and there aren't a lot of choices/flavor text. So if you want to see more of either, and have ideas/suggestions, please let me know! Because it could definitely use it. I went through and did testing and such, so hopefully everything works as it should!

[aprismaticodyssey]

*side-eyeing Nyx, Cain, Ileana, Gen, and Min*

🤔 I'm seeing a trend here. Hmmmmmmmmmmmm-

My favourite thing to do as a writer is take characters who have certain morals, who are clean and simple and to ruin them with trauma and life until they are completely unrecognizable from the person they were years ago, at the start of the story. And they are now either disgusted by who they were, or they mourn that person every day

[trisiyamoon]

Blonde💛💛💛

[issues-oclock]

Shout out to the trope ever

[diogxnxs]

They were happy once. Agent Kay K (Arianna Adelaide) as Lilith Donald Duck as Lucifer Morningstar Webby Vanderquack as Charlie

Original piece with the redraw for comparison.

[octofrsh]

the same side of a different coin

[decentsoupperson]

Serial Killer x FBI Agent Au

Part 2

Adam is determined to find out if Lucifer and his secret admirer are one in the same. He showed him the text he sent that was later deleted.

Lucifer knows he fucked up, he used the wrong phone.

Lucifer: Oh no. Now what?

Lucifer didn't respond to the text, but Adam could see that it had been read.

Adam: What are you hiding, Morningstar?

[kittenfangirl20]

Serial killer x FBI Agent Au

Adam was a newly so FBI agent and one of his crime scenes were very brutal. Training doesn't prepare you for the smell.

Lute: I think it's him again.

Adam: Him who?

Lute: A serial killer who goes by The Devil due to the brutal nature of his crimes. No one knows what he looks like.

Little did they know, The Devil was watching their every move.

*Adam looked through the records of this man they called the Devil with interest, he mainly went after corrupt figures who escaped the law, he saw that the heart was cut out of the body, he had to be impressed with how precise this killer was*

Adam: How long has this Devil been killing?

Lute: At least five years as far as I can tell.

*Lucifer stood outside the home of his latest victim and he saw the new FBI Agent, the most beautiful man he had ever seen in his life, short brown hair that made him think of milk chocolate, honey brown eyes, a little goatee on his chin, and even his chubby little gut made him extremely attractive, he took a picture of the man and decided to look him up, a couple days later Adam walked into the apartment that he stayed in ever since he finished training and saw a box wrapped in black with a gold ribbon, there was a nice card that said “You have stolen my heart” under it was written “To FBI Agent Adam Kadmon from the Devil,” sadly it was all types out so they couldn’t compare writing, Adam used a knife to open the box and saw a human human heart in the box, Adam quickly grabbed his phone and called his boss Sera*

Sera: Agent Kadmon?

Adam: I got a fucking gift from someone claiming to be the Devil, it is a human heart. I bet if we did a DNA analysis it would end up being the heart of our recent victim.

Sera: Don’t touch it, we need to see if what you said was true and if we can get DNA samples off of it.

*once they got the box with the heart out of the apartment, Adam could rest easier, after having a rib dinner Adam went to bed, in the morning Adam woke up to see his old watch was replaced with a very new and very expensive watch, all of his shampoo and other personal care items were replaced with very expensive products that were made for his hair type and skin type, the bathroom mirror had a heart painted in blood and the words Agent Kadmon + the Devil written in blood on it*

@things-arent-what-they-seem66

[scoobycool9]

So my friend @bluetrainer tagged me to make a poll of my five time favorite characters ( and tag five people to do the same)

I’m tagging @blufoxstar @saintlesbian @cleoselene @mysticalcloudkingdom and @1296-very-good-year

[19catsncounting]

I'm even less normal about Samifer in 2024 than I was in 2010, so here are some random Samifer/Angel headcannons I've come up with for my fic:

The Enochian language is genderless and the very foundation of it rests heavily on Names. An angel's POV would pretty much only refer to themselves as "the angel/the 'class of angel'/Name" (Basically all angels are Lorathi for GRRM nerdos). Before The Fall, Lucifer's name was Samael, but that name was stripped away during The Fall so that Lucifer can no longer refer to themselves as that, and a hole was punched in the Song of Creation to remove the name "Samael," and replace it by adjective titles like "Lucifer."

The first real act of creation by God, when he became God and began to pull away from The Darkness instead of trying to create things just to prove their worth to her, was creating light that was then split into the first four archangels. Michael is therefore not just God's firstborn son, but the first thing in all of creation. (And he's remarkably chill about it)

When God created Gabriel, the idea struck him to create things in his own image, which is why Gabriel is Like That, with God's sense of humor and propensity to Run The Fuck Away from conflict.

Lucifer manipulated events, possibly all the way back to Babylon, to not only try to plant the name "Samael" into the human lexicon but also make sure Sam was named as close to their own name as possible. (This is Super Weirdo Behavior. Michael Did Not need to put his name on Dean like a pair of underwear packed for summer camp.)

Sam thinks that Lucifer is flirting in a super dramatic angel way when they refer to Sam as "the only one throughout all of existence and all of creation," only to find out that alongside Boy King of Hell and True Vessel of Lucifer and The Abomination, another little epithet that existed eons before he was born was "Throughout All Of Existence And All of Creation, Sam Winchester Is The Last And Only Gift For Lucifer Created By God Himself."

"Lucifer's Nephillim" is a metaphor for something completely impossible in Enochian, as in "humans inventing the microwave is as likely as Lucifer creating a nephillim."

Before The Fall, Lucifer commanded the Cherubim, which includes the lower-class "Cherubs," but before humans they were all extremely powerful warrior angels second only to Michael's Seraphim. After The Fall, the ones that didn't die in the struggle were demoted and cast out and put on "grunt duty" on earth, which in turn broke and warped them into the "Cherubs" that they are today due to constant and close proximity with humans.

Angels like autistic heavens because we're the closest humans get to perceiving the Song of Creation in our senses. Lucifer's gonna get trapped by God inside a girl who's autistic about crabs.

Lucifer's first vessel Nick is actually named Nick Campbell, and he's Mary Winchester's first cousin who ran away and became a carpenter instead of a hunter because Fuck You Dark!Fic Nick Storyline I Cared Who Nick Was 8 Years Before The CW Did.

[profwonderbearthementalista]

People's Choice Awards x Crime TV Series

Having seen multiple posts on Twitter about people on TikTok questioning how popular crime shows like Bones and Castle are, I decided to look at the People's Choice Awards. The PCAs are held annually and next year's ceremony will be their 50th anniversary. These awards are voted for by the fans and cover 4 main categories - Film, TV, Music and Pop Culture.

I discovered that from 2006 - 2017, the categories in the PCAs included Favourite TV Crime Drama and Favourite TV Crime Drama Actor & Actress. This shows how these crime shows were a staple of popular television at the time whereas the 2024 categories included The Bingeworthy Show of the Year and The Drama TV Star of the Year.

I decided to make a spreadsheet to illustrate how so many great crime shows were nominated in the same categories! There are a few years between 2006-2011 that are not included because none of the shows on this list were nominated. If the box is green, all the categories in that box were won by that specific show. If the cell is red, the show was nominated but did not win.

Side note - Happy 19th anniversary to the Bones Pilot episode !

@backgroundagent3, @lightningzombie, @feministjane, @adder24, @magicandmaybe

@stxrdust-widow, @pisceanix, @katebeckets, @wildwildtarget, @kathnaris

@tiredgatt0, @robntunney, @burningblake, @21-roses-a-day, @renegadesstuff

@catnuns, @a-carnie-and-a-cop, @lisbonsteresa, @psychicpinenut, @boodunnit,

@bookboundromance

[aprismaticodyssey]

Agents of Lucifer's Short Story: Raziel/Lucifer Up Now!

Here it is! Hopefully I got everything worked and didn't miss anything in terms of spelling errors and stuff. I checked, of course, but you never know.

I had a lot of fun with this!

[fanofstuff01]

Agent Au

Something silly

Lucifer calling Adam: Hey there, I got you on speaker phone so behave.

Adam: Or what you'll spank me?

Lucifer: ......

Sera: ......

Adam: ..... Sera's there isn't she?

Lucifer: No…?

Adam: Lucifer.

[things-arent-what-they-seem66]

Your name in blood au is very good and is my favorite of your au's so far

Maybe during one of adam missions he has to dress up fracy to attend a party to gather information. And just so happend lucifer was invited aswell

Adam flirting to get information out some rich old dude: now like you said about your boss

Rich dude: hold that thought sweetheart, am gonna go get me a drink

Adam taking a sip of his own drink: finally

Adam looked up and see a short blonde dude that was wearing a mask looking at him: can I help you?

Lucifer: I think you can~

Adam, before he could say anything, the light went out, and when it turned on, the rich guy was dead

OOOOOOOU THAT IS FUCKING AMAZING 🤩

If you don't mind I'll work that in, I love that!!

And thank you! It just kind of came to me the other day and I've always liked dynamics like that.

Chapter 3 is up by the way! Check it out, the next one will be interesting.~

[soullessjack]

i think perhaps another layer of autism in jacks character is that he’s fine with being different, but is always upset to be treated or perceived differently.

[octofrsh]

familiar