#no he did not

[whatsupwalnut]

the way bumbercatch has emerged as the most compelling character of season 3

[bapydemonprincess]

The end of Season 2 of Black Butler is just so sad for everyone, like.. NOBODY WINS. Sebastian is trapped in servitude forever. Hannah is overwhelmed by the souls she ate and what they want, and Claude's just fucking dead! 💀

[sailingfireshipz]

Ooooh what I'd give to know what the plan for the back half of S11 was supposed to be for Stellaride & Carver.

Carver had Kelly gagged in 11x14 when he told him he was a lucky man 😂😂😂😅

I rewind that scene so many times just to see his face & reaction.

[unlimited-sciuridae]

I was reminded of Balthazar from the 2005 Constantine and yeah that's just peek Vox energy. Got that American Psycho Patrick Bateman vibe.

You can trust him.

Actually now that I think on it it's kinda odd that it's so hard for demons to interact with the living world in Hazbin. Most demon media has some kind of system of demon and angels influencing humans. A fun way to pass time is rewriting the rules of Hazbin according to whatever other demon based media you want. Or smash them together.

Anyway Constantine 2005 was a great movie and the idea of angels and demons wearing humans as flesh puppets for power went harder than it needed to.

[mentality-of-wukong-au]

Mathias:yes.

Macaque: I…

Macaque:…*Sigh* Alright fine…

*Shadow portals but he could only place him in the entrance for some reason*

*The winery looks run down and abandoned…could Macaque have brought him in the wrong place?*

[incorrect-snkquotes]

Shingo: I need life advice.

Kyo, sipping Gatorade and eating cookie dough: You came to the right person.

[captain-lonagan]

“the mechanisms were jon jarchivist sims’ college band” is a fun concept on paper however there’s no way in hell that a season 1 jon jarchivist sims would be able to participate in writing ulysses dies at dawn that shit simply would not happen

[paintedcrows]

Did anyone tell Ford (bonus doodles: Family Movie Night, 70s Classics)

[razzafrazzle]

Just Checking In! (aka Something About Red Triangles)

[fangs-4-fags]

remembering the time i drunkenly told a stranger i was a trans man and he started going off about alpha sigma and beta males and how each one was equally important no matter what anyone says and that i shouldn't feel pressured to be a strong alpha male because emotionally intelligent beta males were just as important

[theofficialuriel]

summary of act 1

[apollos-boyfriend]

i was cuddling with my boyfriend last night when his shoulder started tensing up (like he was readjusting or gently pushing me off) and when i asked him if he was okay or needed me to move or something he went “no you’re fine, i was just imagining myself pulling a large rope. i didn’t even realize my shoulder was doing that lmao” then refused to elaborate and i have never been as attracted to him as i was in that moment.

[longsightmyth]

People are so stupid about snakes. If there's a little black racer chilling outside just leave it alone, you don't have to kill it, it's probably dealing with all your pests for you, jesus christ

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[starridge]

puppet hour was brutal

[knockknockwhosthereartistism]

The worst trauma comes from those who you love