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Ah, I see my mistake, I did not stick the giant "don't touch my fucking desk and reorganise all of my things" sign on my computer this year and so the doctor took that as free rein to in fact, go through my fucking desk and reorganise all of my fucking things over the break once again
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The end of Season 2 of Black Butler is just so sad for everyone, like.. NOBODY WINS. Sebastian is trapped in servitude forever. Hannah is overwhelmed by the souls she ate and what they want, and Claude's just fucking dead! 💀
#kuroshitsuji#kuroshitsuji season 2#sebastian michaelis#ciel phantomhive#o!ciel#alois trancy#luka macken#hannah annafellows#claude faustus#NO ONE WINS!!!!#oh and fuck off if your thought process is “hee o!ciel won!!”#like no#no he did not#get outta here
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my brain has created a like, false memory, that i'm 99% sure was originally a dream but my brain decided to save like it actually happened.
So, it was Grian talking at the end of one of the 3rd life episodes, specifically calling people to check out other people's POVs, which I know he did do. But in this false memory, he specifically says people should check out Zedaph's POV, because he did something really cool
I'm.
I'm sure you all see the issue here XD
#the amount of times#that fake memory has#TRIPPED. ME. UP.#i list life series members#keep trying to put him on the list#going “yeah i never watched his 3rd life pov but grian mentioned it was good”#No He Did Not#so uh#here *i* am ig XD#grian#zedaph#3rd life smp#the life series
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the way bumbercatch has emerged as the most compelling character of season 3
#did he lie tho#no he did not#moe bumbercatch#ted lasso s3#ted lasso#coach beard#declan cockburn#jamie tartt
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Ooooh what I'd give to know what the plan for the back half of S11 was supposed to be for Stellaride & Carver.
Carver had Kelly gagged in 11x14 when he told him he was a lucky man 😂😂😂😅
I rewind that scene so many times just to see his face & reaction.
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I was reminded of Balthazar from the 2005 Constantine and yeah that's just peek Vox energy. Got that American Psycho Patrick Bateman vibe.
You can trust him.
Actually now that I think on it it's kinda odd that it's so hard for demons to interact with the living world in Hazbin. Most demon media has some kind of system of demon and angels influencing humans. A fun way to pass time is rewriting the rules of Hazbin according to whatever other demon based media you want. Or smash them together.
Anyway Constantine 2005 was a great movie and the idea of angels and demons wearing humans as flesh puppets for power went harder than it needed to.
#original post#I imagined alastor thinking deadites as uncultured bottom feeders for an Evil Dead crossover bc Al is many things but he's got class#Was it a good Constantine adaptation? I hear it wasn't but i can play alone in this sand box that's fine#Also all respect to sad dilf lucifer but did he ever materialized from the ceiling oozing damnation goo#To nullify holy water and tease a dying Keanu reeves ? No#No he did not#The reviewers I watched thought it was unusual to have lucifer in white and I suppose so#Im so used to Hazbin Luci I forgot that might#Be a weird concept given the association with holiness#It hits harder in the movie given it's realism of course
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Mathias:yes.
Macaque: I…
Macaque:…*Sigh* Alright fine…
*Shadow portals but he could only place him in the entrance for some reason*
*The winery looks run down and abandoned…could Macaque have brought him in the wrong place?*
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Did anyone tell Ford (bonus doodles: Family Movie Night, 70s Classics)
#DID ANYONE TELL HIM. DOES MR NERD KNOW THEY MADE LIVE ACTION LORD OF THE RINGS MOVIES#FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING CAME OUT IN 2001 DOES HE KNOW. HAS HE WATCHED THEM#more importantly the HOBBIT came out in december of 2012. meaning Ford came back JUST in time to watch it in theatres#which I choose to believe he and Dipper did do. I'm gonna draw that actually. Those nerds love Tolkien you cant tell me otherwise#stanford pines#ford pines#grunkle ford#dipper pines#mason pines#gravity falls#GF fanart#fan art#fanart#digital art#comic#silly#my art
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summary of act 1
#arcane#viktor arcane#vi arcane#arcane meme#no bc why was he literally jesus#never let a situationship turn you Emo the way it did vi#arcane season 2#arcane spoilers
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Do you think we’re soulmates in another universe?
#I AM SICK#THIS IS SO SICK AND FUCKING TWISTED#we won but at what cost#DID HE EVER GET TO TELL JINX HE LOVED HER#i’m so heartbroken#arcane#arcane s2#arcane season 2#timebomb#jinx#jinx arcane#ekko#ekko arcane
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Just Checking In! (aka Something About Red Triangles)
#well its 5 am but i DID IT#sorry i just thought about how bill turns red when hes mad and had a Vision#i actually really love how this came out. maybe i AM a good artist sometimes#doc talks#my art#bill cipher#gravity falls#the book of bill#thisisnotawebsitedotcom#book of bill spoilers#gravity falls spoilers#the axolotl#undescribed
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remembering the time i drunkenly told a stranger i was a trans man and he started going off about alpha sigma and beta males and how each one was equally important no matter what anyone says and that i shouldn't feel pressured to be a strong alpha male because emotionally intelligent beta males were just as important
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"I never asked for this"
#ive forgiven my canceled wife he did good!!❤️🔥#arcane#arcane spoilers#jayce#viktor#mel#meljayvik#jayvik#art#arcane act 3#i loved jayces vision in the fire idk#they didnt HAVE to give us jayce imagining mel and also viktor wearing mels eyeshadow but they did.#arcane season 2#mel medarda#jayce talis#meljay
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it's extremely critical that you see the photo of the perp walk for luigi mangione as being propaganda. i've seen so many people wave it off and instead fawn over his looks. and trust me, i know it ended up being kind of pathetic and weird - but please don't brush it off as a "modelling opportunity" for him. it's a fucking terrifying message the police are sending.
i want to make a few comparisons here, in case you're not from the US or familiar with why the perp walk thing is something to pay attention to. just to set the groundwork for why this is a purposeful, unusual, and cruel act by the nyc police - for why this is not a common occurrence and for why that matters.
the prosecution alleges the show of force is due to the charge of "terrorism." for comparison, in june 2015, tsarnaev was found guilty for the boston marathon bombing, which killed 3 people and injured hundreds. his actions are considered to be an act of domestic terrorism. i have spent the last hour looking through google for pictures of similar to mangione's perp walk - and so far, i have found zero. i also just do not personally remember a moment like that, despite living in boston at the time.
they allege that luigi is a stone-cold killer who carried out a longterm plan, making him particularly dangerous. again for comparison: in nyc, recently cory martin was found guilty of the killing of brandy odom. the murder was planned and premeditated to steal insurance money. and yet no staged perp walk. why didn't her life matter enough for a "show of force"?
but mangione gets paraded by a veritable army of police officers as if he is a rabid animal. for a single citizen who allegedly killed one other single citizen, the "largest perp walk ever" occurs.
so what is the "strong message" that the mayor and the police were trying to send here? the mayor speaks as if mangione is already convicted of terrorism. there is a very thin number of people who feel threatened by the CEO's death. none of us felt like mangione needs to be under massive armed guard.
the message is that you shouldn't resist. they are trying to "make an example" of him - that if you behave badly and kill a single rich person, you'll be treated as if you killed hundreds of people. you will be treated worse than a man who was found guilty of terrorism. you will be considered guilty without trial. the message is that the rich are a protected class, and you cannot touch them without massive punishment. they are trying to prevent a revolution by showing dominance and force against you.
the message is that the police are a puppet of the wealthy and that the law is not equally applied across class disparity. it is "some are more equal than others." it is "one life is more precious than another."
the show of force wasn't for luigi. it was for us. it was a warning. they are trying to remind us who is really in control.
#i bring up tsarnev only bc i feel like people DID want blood. i lived in boston. people wanted to rip him apart.#i do not personally remember a moment where he was paraded around like that. and the fact we gave more dignity to him#than luigi .... is startling.#and i just realized last night i was like - i don't really remember a perp walk like that. maybe im misremembering#but i went to google and i was like. wait why the fuck was it so fucking big.#it WASNT a random act of terror. it WASNT to injure/kill as many as possible.#even if we consider it to be premeditated murder: when have we ever done this.#so brandy's life didnt deserve “a show of force?”#the mayor doesn't say ''our city wont stand for this'' when it's a planned murder for insurance money????#anyway . ur not immune etc etc etc#but i also wanted the comparisons in here in case ppl aren't from amercia etc#this ISNT normal or usual. this was overkill by like a million#on the other hand they gotta do this bc they're scared :)#i kept this bc i had ppl ask me not to delete this but i just felt like#it wasn't really poetry just talkin
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Fun story. When I was actively being stalked (both online and IRL), I contacted the police exactly one time. I showed them the physical notes that had been left under the wiper blade on my car after I blocked the man on social media. I showed them the previous Facebook messages this man had sent me that described, in detail, what he wanted to do to me.
The police said they couldn’t help me because the man had not actually physically done any of those things to me. He’d just talked about his desires. They even made excuses for him. He’s awkward. He’s lonely. You’re pretty. It’s a compliment.
So friendly reminder that when a man with a record and weapons makes verbal/written threats against a woman, there’s nothing police can do.
But when a frustrated woman being denied medical coverage with no record and no weapons makes a “verbal threat” against a corporation, she’s arrested immediately.
#Unbelievable#Brianna boston#luckily when I went to my college security office/admin THEY did something about it since he was a student#But the police were fucking useless
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i was cuddling with my boyfriend last night when his shoulder started tensing up (like he was readjusting or gently pushing me off) and when i asked him if he was okay or needed me to move or something he went “no you’re fine, i was just imagining myself pulling a large rope. i didn’t even realize my shoulder was doing that lmao” then refused to elaborate and i have never been as attracted to him as i was in that moment.
#icarus speaks#apollo cameo#okay i’m lying a bit#he DID elaborate and say the rope was large in the sense that it was long#not just an overly thick rope#but other than that? nothing. the inner workings of their mind are so beautiful
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