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just fell to my knees
#i’m so gay for her#that grey hair has done me in completely#whatever you say mommy#no guys look at my WIFE#paget brewster#i think she tried to facetune her nose and it’s making me giggle#also hurt for her because ik she doesn’t think she’s pretty somehow#BECAUSE WHAT??? STFU PVB#i love her sm
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that half-blank, half-apocalyptic look
"i can b ur angle or yuor devil" etc etc "get a man who can do both" etc etc
obsessed with this vamp i think he should get to do whatever he wants forever
#my art#interview with the vampire#iwtv#amc iwtv#armand#armand iwtv#scopophobia cw#in s1 the look on 'rashid''s face when daniel asks where hes from is so carefully and calculatedly innocent i like it a lot#then ofc in 2x05 the actor for armand enters what is medically referred to as sicko mode#whats his name actually hold on#assad zaman#goood stuff#what can i say this show is candy for my brain#v funny how armand was literally Just A Guy in the first season but season 2..... holy fuck#i want 100 more episodes of this freak#yes he did all that and i stand with my cancelled wife
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New Family Speedrun 00:09.12 (World Record Not Clickbait???)
#deltarune#queen#lancer#rouxls kaard#comic#art#doodles#SDFJKHJKDHSF THIS IS STUPID i said it on discord at like 2AM and then went Wait Thats Funny Actually#and u know what It Is#they're both the wife actually#this is also supremely old this is like WELL over a year old#queenkaard#my art#are you guys enjoying me clearing out my drafts. i hope u are. ancient artwork... now go look at my etsy im posting sooooo much stuff 2day#its been pointed out to be that tf2 doesn't have a spawn noise. you're right. i was confusing it for the respawn cabinets which is often#directly in range of a respawning character. so you usually do hear it pretty immediately after respawning#plus its used a lot in sfm animations too dshhsjdhjsf
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Day 29 of Hermittober: Slice!!
I think this is Joel making Lizzie a nice potato soup when she’s sick :]
Design by @kitsuneisi and @xmaruu11 !!
#DDVAU Joel#ddvau fanart#ddvau#art#daily drawing#digital art#hermitcraft#hermitober#hermittober#my art#robowren art#smallishbeans fanart#joel smallishbeans#wife guy#I’m sorry the potato’s don’t look like potato’s
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[sobbing sfx]
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sorry for the lack of posting, I’ve been swamped with doing art for finals as well as just end of the semester stuff, but I replayed Portal 2 this week and drew up some thumbnails for fun
#doctorsiren#portal#portal 2#glados#chell#companion cube#portal fanart#digital art#my art#procreate#rät by penelope scott is so GLaDOS/Caroline about Cave 😭#I go home on Tuesday and then I’ll be back to my regularly scheduled posting !!#I love my evil bisexual yuri robot wife#me looking at chell and GLaDOS: hm…this too could be like billford#semi-related but Wheatley is soooo much like Bill but Bill would kill him im pretty sure#okay yeah time for phasmophobia because I have finals this weekend and need to destress first 😵💫#also yeah the aperture guy has a lemon tie so uh understand why 🥰
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Ambessa save me....save me Ambessa...
#lesbian#wlw#☆kennie's art#arcane ambessa#ambessa medarda#arcane league of legends#this is a dress but bc of the gold it lowkey looks like she's wrapped up like a present#arcane#arcane fanart#ambessa my wife#ignore the fabric i hate coloring/drawing it sm#guys i forgot her scars the first time im so sorry
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I added some colours to her :)
#digital art#character art#character design#marcia#discworld#discworld fanart#angua von uberwald#bro i need to get weirder i need my art to be weirder i need the shapes i need the colurs i need to not play safe i need to be a freak#2025 goal become an even bigger freak i can never stop#i really like how she turned out#i never used such muted colours before i kinda like how murky she looks#a true ankhmorporkian#still making my way through men at arms they just found the clown#i am fascinated with the river that is running through that city#it makes me think of Bristol uk <3#going back to angua i like to think the armour they gave her was already all beaten up#hello and welcome to the nightwatch. have the nastiest underfunded gear we could find this side of the city#also i like to think that the official colours of ankh morpork are greenred#two colours on the opposing sides of the colour wheel but they are forced together to coexist#ankh would be green morpork would be red#and now everyone and their patrician just gotta cope#worldbuilding through colour would be fun : )#ohhh the inside of the palace could look quite cool because it would have to utilize both to celebrate the union#but then you go into the city and across the river you can sorta see the divide#not that all the houses would be one colour or whatever thats a bit predictable#but through fashion statements or exported goods or family insignia#and then you could incorporate it further for example vimes the guy of the city would want to take on the whooole thang. thats his city#some criss cross apple sauce checkers quilted mismatched mumbo jumbo#and then in contrast to that you would have his wife-elected suit and tie getup that distances him from his duty and kills him#so many options i tell you
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All patched up
#i feel crazy bc I’ve been trying to draw this mf for months#but nothing felt sufficient#i knew exactly what he had to look like but nothing came out close until now#Kit’s wrio destroyed me i see him every night when i close my eyes 😊#Wrio’s the typa guy who's in his late 40s#gets home by 7pm after his prison work to pet his black and white spotted cat#and watch tv while sipping his favorite earl grey tea#he’s just missing a soft and loving wife to dote on him …….. me#ok lmfao that’s enough goodbye#wriothesley#genshin#genshin impact#him looking up at me as i ask to sit on his lap to eat my cookies
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NEW PROMO PICS FOR S6 OHMYGOD
#guys i’m insane#LOOK AT THEM!!!!!#NADJA MY WIFE#THE GUIDE MY WIFE#wwdits#what we do in the shadows#nadja#the guide#guillermo#laszlo#nandor#colin robinson#guidja#nandermo#🦇
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happy pride month i love women
#that’s my wife guys#i love her so#LOOK AT HER#GOD I NEED HER SO BAD LMAOO#wish she had more scenes in the ep BUT i love what we have#she’s such a sweetie??? like damn blitz fumbled SO BADLY#verosika i’ll save you i promise#helluva boss#helluva boss spoilers#hb spoilers#helluva boss apology tour#helluva boss verosika#verosika helluva boss#verosika mayday
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attempted to get pics of all the stuff from the spto sountrack vinyl !!!!! sorry for glare and reflections im not the best with taking photos 💔
#ROXIE ON THE FRONT OF THE FIRST SLEEVE SHES RIGHT THERE LOOK AT HER GUYS. MY WIFE.#😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁#spto#scott pilgrim takes off#vinyl#spto soundtrack#scott pilgrim vinyl#scott pilgrim#ramona flowers#mathew patel#todd ingram#lucas lee#roxie richter#roxy richter#kyle katayanagi#ken katayanagi#gideon graves#gordon goose#old scott#even older scott#the others r there but barely
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Odysseus with his head in his wife's lap, happily not paying attention to anything, humming one of athenas song and carving something
Some random guy: your majesty----
Odysseus: not bothering to sit up: whatever my wife decided is fine.
#the odyssey#epic the musical#Odysseus#Penelope#Odypen#Post-canon my beloved#Odysseus tried to hold court exactly one time before he 1. Realized he's very out of date with everything and#2. Remembered that these meetings sucked so much#Odysseus then quickly climbed into his wife's lap and was like penelopes been ruling for 20 years she's got this#The first time someone tried to insist that it wasn't acceptable for penelope to answer ody nearly killed the guy#Nobody tried to force the issue after that#The only time odysseus sits up to contribute is to be like 'no no we can take that route now I killed the monster that lived there years ag#This is not to say he isn't listening and paying attention! He is! He's just scoping everybody's out#Noticing who's more pushy when they're trying to deal with penelope than they are with him#He's got twenty years of politics to catch up on! And he's going to be sneaky about it#Odysseus post return gaining a reputation for being uninvolved and uncaring only to pull the rug out from underneither the other person#Penelope is a okay with this for many many reasons#First off her system is one of beauty and the fact that her husband didn't spend all her hard work to take back over the second he came bac#Is rare and penelope is grateful everyday for who she married#Second she gets to show off look at how well she did odysseus look at how clever she is ody ody watch as I scam these people isn't that hot#(It is and yes of course odysseus was watching)#Penelope enjoying how odysseus lays out over her like a lazy lion#It scratches her possessive side to show him off like this and she gets to play with his hair#Telemachus attending some of these meetings to learn (tm) and spending the whole time deeply embarrassed#Odypen being 🥰🤝 rat bastards in love
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Based on this post (x) which in turn is based on this clip (x)
Had me in fucking tears the first time I saw it
#orv#joongdok#'i miss my wife; i miss her a lot'#in tears#its so fucking funny#looking at it and bursting out again#also drawin yjh is a nightmare because hes canonically handsome#and i cant wiggle my way out of it by making him some guy tm like i do with kdj
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it is absurd how blatant people are irl. like why is transphobia your idea of smalltalk with a store employee
then they just move on. like boom ! its there and then its gone. theyll spend the next 5 mins asking you about dog food without picking up on ur name tag. swindled by the left again idk we're so sneaky ig
#this post is brought to you by meeting my dentist's wife and having her throw out a horribly transphobic sideways comment#while i prayed she wouldnt look down and see the big ass 'thomas' on my name tag & pass it on to my family#objectively rly funny that ppl do this though#lighthearted post in the way that its no surprise it just leaves u bemused#with a vague sense of dread but thats perpetual at this point so. im sure u guys get it
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lesbian wizard divorce is like normal divorce but worse
[image description: a reference image for an original character named mona chrome, a tall older dark-skinned goth woman with messy black hair, a goatee, gothic black and white makeup, a long black gown, and a tall black staff. next to him are blurbs that say that his pronouns are she/he, and the following: "a powerful wizard of darkness and ex-wife of roy g. biv. call her a witch and he will blast you." below that is a drawing of her without her makeup and wig, where her hair is much shorter. end id]
#ive been futzing w this design for months#still not 100% on it but i will survive#anyways you guys rember my funney rainbow wizard lady. well this is her ex-wife#hes literally like. twice her size#one of these days i need to make like. a character ref template so mine dont look so Bobo#doc talks#my art#my characters#need to talk about my funney lil wizard world more often
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