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He's Toxic, but Fine.
GOD DAMN IS HE FINE!!
(He's literally a nazi skinhead.)
But GODDAMN!! LOOK AT HIM!!
(Literally hates and kills minorities.)
BUT DAMN!! HE'S SUCH A SNACK!!
(Literally so toxic, he could poison you to death just by speaking one word at the dinner table.)
BUT ZAMN!! HE'S SO FUCKING FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINEEEE!!! 😫💦😩💦
#wreedcultpists(posts)#american history x#derek vinyard#edward norton#zamn he fine#zaddy af#hear me out#i can fix him#no guys i totally can trust#he may be a nazi but LOOK AT HIM!!#why are my standards so impossibly low you may ask?#because i'm very easy to please simple#he's so fine#i want him#i desire him carnally#lemme ride#i see all red flags and willingly choose to ignore them#don't save me i don't wanna be saved#shoutout j cole#love me these heavily rose-tinted glasses for all my suspicious fictional crushes
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they should get to kill each other at least twice .i think
#gravity falls#stanford pines#stanley pines#lg doodles#i drew this a few days ago but im so tired after work ngl . sittingnin bed like =__= ..#and im visiting family this weekend so idek if ill get to it until next weekend#but ya i love them i loge them so much#i love the tension in atots right after stanford comes back#and hes like writing sll this shit ab stan in the journal#while learning that he stole his identity and so on and stans like hey so i did this rly selfless thing for u can you at least#acknowledge it and they r just stewing in their own anger 😭#actually i love their dynamic so much . the arguing as they mimic each other 1:1 and rhe animosity and#ykw im gna make another post but the grammar stanley scene is my favorite#magbe its not post worthy nvm idc but thats probably one of my fav interactions in the whole series#its so stupid that u know its real HELPPlike yeah that rly isnjust how it is . in fact ive done more over less 🫶#HAHAHAHAH#ugh.love . lovee i wish#i dont think gf needs a continuation im totally in the 2 season boat here#but if they ever did a post series stan and ford exploration ohhh believe . trust tht i would not shut up ab it ever#i want to see them talk so bad . im so greedy bc i feel like they didnt talk enough in the series bc im partial 2 them i just want them in#everything .#i think their personalities are so fun esp bc ford isnt the annoying nerd archetype i like that hes a cocky bitch#and i like that stan is an equally cocky bitch and they both have too much pride that they butt heads over literally everythjng#but they also recognize how ridiculous it all is like 😭. even when theyre fighting over the journal they both r like ok pause r u ok#hmm.. so many ppl here capture their dynamic well too.😭at least the people who dont generalize either into a single personality trait yk#imso tired im tired#but guys i love talking ab ford and stan theybr so everything to me in ways i dnt think incould ever articulate like u see them and u just g#get it . ugh. turning my head and passing out . ford is so funny hes so stupid i love him i cant bekieve i was a ford hater im sorry ive#atoned im changed im a changed oerson i didnt realize the magnitude of his serve .but stanley as my day 1 will never change . just know .(k#idk if anyonf ever reads this fsr down but if u r here say cheesee📸📸
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i need to be put down like a dog
#detroit become human#dbh#RK900#gavin reed#reed900#dbh art in this big year#always trust ramdotexe to be attracted to angry short guys with issues#i wanted to continue this one#in which nines demonstrates how much of freak he can be#because they would totally match each others freak like that#suppose my loyal followers will have to wait until it’s done 😇#if you guys even like this shit
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jesus christ, doc, i thought you were a goner! warn a guy next time, will ya? jesus christ, doc. jesus christ
bonus doodle post-extra-long-hug:
(listen im a sucker for the forehead kisses alright. whenever it happens in a fic i eat that shit UP. it's the cutest thing ever idc)
#back to the future#bttf#bttf fanart#marty mcfly#doc brown#emmett brown#happy bttf day! good thing i fell into the hyperfixation hole before the crash course of dates here in oct-nov instead of after#otherwise i'd have to wait a whole year! anyways#THEY SHOULDVE HUGGED IN THIS SCENE ARGJARHGARHAJ#they totally did guys trust me they totally did.#honestly i love how everyone agrees yeah they hugged immediately after the scene cut we just didn't see it#bc it is real. and true. canon even!#they should've hugged at the end of part 3 also but i digress#im so happy im an artist guys i can draw whatever the hell i want. i can will scenes that should've happened into existence#see what happens when i really try? see what happens when i give it my all? /ref#this turned out soo well i'm very happy with it. at the same time i can totally see it being one of those pieces where you look back in a#year or two and go damn why that limb at that angle#the tool belt is not accurate at all i just couldn't be bothered. drew a “placeholder” thing for it before looking at refs and got lazy#kit does an art#tag as ship and it's your knees
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Duality of man
Trust me I am super normal about this guy
#IDK I JUST REMEMBER THOSE PATRICK BATEMAN HALF CAT MEMES AND THEY ABSOLUTELY FIT THE CLOSE UPS OF COOPER#which btw are the closest we are ever going to get to a anime character going so crazy they got to use the 0.5 angle <3#Also it matches that fucking video of that particular cat making biscuits with the maddest face possible it’s so funny#Idk if I should f/o him but like…#totally unrelated question but do you guys have some fics w this guy subbing lying around somewhere um if you can find them then lmk 🤭#totally unrelated trust me definitely unrelated#ugh he’s so fine tho#I’m sorry this is so stupid#anyways um#m night shyamalan pls make more movies about men who get too silly pretty pls ilysm <3#mika shitposts#trap 2024#cooper adams
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dumping more of my stancest feels here because i cannot NOT think of them. i read journal 3 for the first time this week and its great because Ford acts like stanley's biggest hater which is pretty fking funny (if not absolutely infuriating at times because omfg stfu you smug prick)
but the moments like this get to me
Ford being blinded by his quest of grandeur, accolades and praise for world changing discoveries, so obsessed with greatness, being the first name people remember, and all the other things his npd-isms tells him he wants.
And then there's "reminds me of camping with my brother. i wonder what he's up to..."
i mentioned in my previous post that stan acts quite a lot like the anchor to ford's boat, keeping him grounded and most importantly, safe from both the bitter and the sweet kinds of evils. but he also represents something so much simpler to ford too: the simple desires he represses so much because its not "good enough" for someone special like him.
he resents stan so much because he represents a "block" against that percieved good enough success he wants, the obstacle that made it impossible to get in a fancy college, become the world renowed researcher, the one who wanted to destroy his journal's and lifes work (even though it was the better, safer option if Bill really WAS that dangerous, which he was) that could still make him famous. because if ford's not "praised and weird" then he's just "weird" and being "weird" was nothing but a pain his whole life that kept him rejected and isolated from the masses. and stan prevented him from that.
(btw "maybe he can prove himself to me" is nasty work my god ford is a douche lmao)
a lot of his projections of something greater comes through with how he treated dipper in the show (his whole spiel in damvtf) and fiddleford in journal 3 where he looks down on the happy life that fiddleford had with his wife and child and saying he was "wasting his talents" making computers. and like, we all know by the way he takes them on high stakes adventures they're not as prepared for compared to him (and end up causing more trouble than not by doing so), he's trying to fill a gaping hole left by someone else. we all know this obviously, we all know what we ship here, but what i came to appreciate the most about it is how much that gaping hole exists in the low stakes
everytime ford is thinking during the "down time" moments, his thoughts always drift back to his childhood, and one person who represents it.
childhood memories, making fun of stans favorite snack, scribbling out a design of the stan o war, whenever Ford lets his mind wander it expresses such an intense yearning for the past before he became obsessed with wanting something more. these are his most utmost and most unfiltered thoughts, which is why he scribles them away or and writes in code. and the fact that he directly says they are about NOT getting married, followed with "wondering what he's doing right now", painting the picture of what his most ideal idylic life is. wanting a return of something lost. wanting Stan back more than anything.
he finally accepts that his dream never really changed, just the same as stan's and so they saild off together for the rest of their days, in ford's own words (which ironically sounds like a marriage to me either way so tough shit ford)
#Stancest#because having ford be like “romance? pfff who needs ROMANCE and SETTLING DOWN when i could be a BIG SHOT”#then writing “wonder what my estranged brother who i refuse to talk to or contact in years and i totally hate rn is doing rn...”#is well#what can i say other than the implications is the implications (highly doubt its on purpose but lmao)#ford writing “(hopefully that hes not doing anything like settling down or anything after i just mentioned that for myself)”#is in the next page hashtag trust me guys#“i prefer the road less traveled anyway” oh my god we get it youre WEIRD omfggg riverdale jughead ass#with repressed incestious desire we get it#jokes and shipping aside i think this is one of the stan twins vs dipper/mabel parallels thats VERY very well done#mabel and stan as their counterparts theter to reality and gets them to stop filtering their fears and desires through other peoples desires#and have them see things clearly for their own#is pretty good
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main squad but make them so high school !!
#they are all i draw i fear#adding some hcs here bc. i can.#so hazel is totally like the artsy girl#she wants to illustrate comics when she grows up i mean cmon#and jasmine is in a little pop punk band bc shes a singer !!#her style is so silly i love#then winn is still a skater bc yeahh#got rid of their side shave i just couldnt do it anymore guys#and dev is just like. a total fucking dork#he wears reading glasses guys trust i was literally winn's skateboard#i probably have more hcs but i'll be done yappin for now#art#fanart#fairly oddparents#fop a new wish#hazel wells#jasmine tran#winn harper#dev dimmadome#devzel
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After burning my fingers many times, eating too many breadsticks, and watching a ton of video essays, I've come to make an announcement...
COLIN IS DONE!!!! HERES A LOOK AT DA BOIIII :DDDD
IM SUPER HAPPY WITH HOW HE TURNED OUT AND I HOPE YALL LIKE HIM TOO!!! X33
He doesn't have a tail or outfit yet, but I don't really care right now. This was just for fun. Once I get more supplies and hot glue, I will make the rest of him.
Here's a 360 of his head under the cut!! (Ft. Kaleidoskull by Lemon Demon since i thought silence was too weird and awkward)
Ababababaabababa X]
#HES DONE!!! IM SO PROUD AND HAPPY SJDJNFNFNF#i dont really have a lot to say but im just happy how he turned out and im glad i fixed any problem on the way#i TOTALLY recommend making a mask or wig or something from your fav blorbo#its genuinely(in my opinion) a great experience seeing your favorite lil guy come to life#instead of them crawling around your head now you can be them#i feel so gender lmao#dhmis#dhmis cosplay#dhmis colin the computer#dhmis colin#colin the computer#dont hug me im scared#dont hug me im scared computer#kinitopet#lemon demon#<- because they were mentioned#cosplay#blorbo#THATS ALL FOR NOW!! EXPECT TO SEE MORE OF HIM :3#imma go chug a cup of water now bc that sounds good and remember to drink water#i know i say that a lot but it tastes good with ice#trust
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Check it out, its Widget Whatchamacallit's real/biological parents!
Allen Kiosk and Irene Clementine 🛠️💐
#you can see how Widget got their heterochromia#and yes they got their antenna from their dad#He also hides his under his hat like Widget does#man i sure hope nothing bad had happened to Irene#that would be such a tragedy#god and Allen losing his wife figuratively and losing their child literally and not knowing where his child is#distracting himself with his hobbies like tinkering and writing#welp anyways#how can that possibly be the case#its totally not guys trust#anyways they're both really sweet parents and love each other so much they're so cute <3#storybots#ask the storybots#storybots answer time#storybots oc#storybots ocs#oc parents#oc lore#digital art#digital drawing#widget#widget storybots#widget whatchamacallit
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#my art#digital art#wade wilson#deadpool#cable#cablepool#nathan summers#i can be ur :3 angle or ur devli >:3#this is totally like#comic canon guys#trust me
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what a couple of good friends hanging together and being nothing else in the slightest but that
you're so right! They are really good friends!!
#konbart#bartkon#I hope you guys dont mind the extra post today#I got this one done as well#not gonna tag it with much else because like I don't wanna accidentally flood the tags#its bonus content but like only for the konbart enjoyers#they were totally doing nothing before this ask trust me#im also doing an extra post because I wanna get the askbox cleared out so you all can ask more questions :)#ask konbart
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call me crazy but something tells me you like Anya. Just a hunch about this though hmm
WHAT NO. Who said that. WHO JUST SAID THAT. wellll ok maybe i do IM OBSESSED WITH EHR i just found about her… and…
#GHHHHHH IM SO NORMAL ABOUT HER IM GETTING SO NORMAL#IM GETTING SO NORMAL ABOUT ANYA#NO TRUST ME TRUST ME I CAN BE TOTALLY NORMAL ABOUT HOW SHE IS HANDLED IN THE STORY#AND THE SYMBOLISM PRESENTED#AND HOW JIMMY AND CURLYS NARRATIVES SHAPE HOW THE GAME PRESENTS HER#GUYS. GUYS
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Sufjan Stevens - (This Is) The Thing
From Beginner's Mind
I love my tragic orange LMAO
Read from left to right!
#genshin impact#childe#tartaglia#guys i love this song#im so normal about childe too#you can totally trust me
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HEY GUYS
For a totally random and non specific reason if your summoner was a pony type what would they be? asking for a friend 😇
#arcana twilight#PLEASE i just need to know for no reason guys#i can be trusted i promise#Your summoners are totally safe with me#I'm just gonna drive over my white van rq#anyway any summoner want some candy?
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Conan. You will add more tour dates. You will add one in my state and it will land on my birthday. I will get vip tickets and barricade. You will walk over to me and give me your necklace before you enter the venue. You will wear the Lollapalooza outfit. You will touch my hand during people watching and read my sign that says it’s my birthday and you will sing happy birthday to me. You will do that one note change in jigsaw. You will do all of this.
#conehead#beatle babbles#Conan gray#it’ll totally happen guys trust#shhh im manifesting /j#I know this will never happen but a girl can dream
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- Lead Researcher: Aurala -
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Another of Anneliese’s hired guns for the Supernovae of the Nebula, Aurala is the Head Researcher at the Research Society for Knowledge and Technological Development’s Occultist Division. Their primary work of study involves most things considered demonic, supernatural, or occultist - as the name suggests.
The current rumor is that they harness the power of some demonic entity that lives under their flesh. Regardless, they’re extremely knowledgeable, and use whatever this power is to their full advantage.
#oc#lamb#Aurala#totally not a cotl ripoff guys I swear I can be trusted with special interest media#interstellar#occult#occultist#space#cyberpunk#sci-fi#digital art#small artist
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