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He's Toxic, but Fine.
GOD DAMN IS HE FINE!!
(He's literally a nazi skinhead.)
But GODDAMN!! LOOK AT HIM!!
(Literally hates and kills minorities.)
BUT DAMN!! HE'S SUCH A SNACK!!
(Literally so toxic, he could poison you to death just by speaking one word at the dinner table.)
BUT ZAMN!! HE'S SO FUCKING FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINEEEE!!! 😫💦😩💦
#wreedcultpists(posts)#american history x#derek vinyard#edward norton#zamn he fine#zaddy af#hear me out#i can fix him#no guys i totally can trust#he may be a nazi but LOOK AT HIM!!#why are my standards so impossibly low you may ask?#because i'm very easy to please simple#he's so fine#i want him#i desire him carnally#lemme ride#i see all red flags and willingly choose to ignore them#don't save me i don't wanna be saved#shoutout j cole#love me these heavily rose-tinted glasses for all my suspicious fictional crushes
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