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ggitty · 2 months ago
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Sometimes I think that they literally fell for the intergalactic equivalent of scam mailing lol
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I mean, there was a lot of text on this rock lol
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somecunttookmyurl · 2 years ago
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all the while society conflates "being an adult" with "having a proper job" and "having money to make arbitrary Adult Purchases" disabled people who can't work - or can only work part time or can only do entry level baby jobs - will never be 'allowed' to be adults
you can say "being an adult is looking after yourself you don't have to have a job!!!" all you want but most people who say that will still assume anybody who doesn't either can't or won't 'look after themselves' actually. and every 'marker' of 'adulthood' that's observable and thus actually counts or whatever loops back around to... having a job and 'contributing' something
#yeah i have netflix on all day#i am quite literally signed off of work for the -rest of my life-#what the fuck else would you like me to do with my time when most people are in fact at work#or did you think i can't have the tv on and put laundry away at the same time or something#must i work on commissions on silence in a dour room to be perceived as an adult#anyway 'looking after yourself/your home/your pet' is not observable#to anybody who doesn't like ACTUALLY live in your house#unless you are extremely obviously NOT doing it#if a tree falls in a forest etc#owning a house? job. like not even 'in this economy? lol'#disabled people LITERALLY can't because we aren't allowed to have enough savings for a deposit#car? would you honestly trust me with a vehicle lol but also: job#you mostly cannot buy a car without one it's a requirement for the lease#otherwise you aren't 'trusted' to pay it on time#incidentally most landlords will also - perfectly legally - refuse to rent to you because you are going to be unreliable with the rent#which is being paid directly by the gov anyway like take your trust issues up with them bro#a family? if i get married or cohabit with a partner my income gets sliced in half#so to support even myself let alone a child would require. drumroll please. employment#savings? adults have savings right? yeah but unlike you i have a gov enforced cap on mine#'good furniture not shit from ikea' (someone has remarked that ikea furniture is 'college dorm-y' it's going here)#i mean do i have to say it
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sysig · 3 months ago
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Just Desserts continental northern map made using this method! :D (Patreon)
#My art#Just Desserts#The JD residents all live on the northmost landmass in the middle green area - which I've been calling The Basin#It's a fairly flat area that has a very extreme mountain range to its north#They jut up extremely and then clifface on the coastline - keeps the Basin very protected from high moisture!#I've mentioned before how the JD universe doesn't really have summers - I mean that's Partially true#The Basin only experiences three seasons but the more south you go the more seasonal variation there is#But Residents can't stand the heat - even ones that are pastries that would require heat to bake don't fare well day after day#So none live in warmer climes! Other things do tho :)#It's funny to me how piecemeal this idea came together haha#The map-making trick is hecka cool! And it was definitely the push I needed but there are other bits of this that fell in line first#Most especially the fun little idea that I've doodled here or there and talked about in bits and pieces#Of how since the residents are candy that they mine teeth like cavities haha - it's canon now! >:3c#The northern mountains are the silhouette of the lower half of a human jaw! And with how they jut up - the mountains are shaped like teeth!#The Basin is the basin of the mouth/jaw where the tongue would normally be - the tasty bit haha#And residents do have a calcium-mining industry up there - and if the deposits happen to form in a specific shape well ♪ Hehehe#I'm still parsing what I'd like the mineral to Do exactly - it's more likely to be a building material than a food item but hmm#Why would they have such a need for it! Something more to consider#For now it's just a fun idea that finally got put to reality hehe ♪ And it was a fun thing to work on! :D#I'm not sure yet of what other landmasses might be around - maybe this is the whole world! - or what other fauna and flora there is#I'm back on thinking about Elemental Magic so there's that lol I can't help it#I'd like for the JD universe's magic system to be a little more defined :) Every little step helps!#See if you can identify the other silhouettes I used! :D
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stirdrawsandreblaws · 3 months ago
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probs not enough time to get gcs before the new admin rolls in. haaaa.....fuck me lol
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clarascuro · 1 year ago
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the housing market in new enlagnd is great. Would you like to pay $900 a month plus utilities to live in one bedroom in a neurotic nursing majors condo in Massachusetts that's a 20 minute drive away from any and all amenities? No? How about $750 (plus utilities) to live in a shack in a mean Vermont artist's yard? It has a camp toilet and if you want to use the kitchen inside you have to put in a request two weeks in advance and walk along a tape line and not touch the walls. And they will make you turn out you pockets before you leave. Not really scratching that itch for you? How about a 1200square foot studio apartment in walking distance of expensive bars the snooty co-op and nothing else, nonsmoking no pets no overnight guests no men with beards no parking space vinyl floors griege walls coin operated laundry half bath kitchenette single occupant only. The landlord reserves the right to rifle through your drawers when you're at work. And how much are they asking for this jewel? This mecca? A cool cool $2500/month
plus utilities
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bananonbinary · 2 years ago
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the person who bought our house from us rented it back to us for a few months while we moved, and tried to pull some landlord shit and keep our (ridiculously high) security deposit, but jokes on them cause i just reread our contract and they suuuuper broke it so surprise motherfuckers if u dont give it all back by tomorrow we're taking u to court
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eldritchmochi · 1 year ago
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why is it that i, a singular motherfucker in an office of 20 people almost exclusively 20+ years older than me, am one of the ONLY people who actually knows how to do their job when i am literally teaching myself how to do said job as i go????
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nickandros · 2 years ago
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i love my fiancée soooooo much. every day we have conversations where i find out she knows very little about how the world works and when i inform her, this is almost always her response.
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dicaeopolis · 2 years ago
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oh i am feeling VERY broke rn but god i am free.
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traveling-madness · 15 days ago
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One iota of shame away from starting a gofundme to get my wife and kids and I into a stable house lmao
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engineersealstamps · 2 months ago
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Custom Deposit Only Stamps: What, Why, and Where to Buy
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Simplify your banking process with custom For Deposit Only stamps! They save time, prevent fraud, and ensure checks are securely deposited into the right account. Discover their benefits, how to use them, and where to get personalized options. Read the full blog for details here: https://bit.ly/46qvqG9
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lawofficeofryansshipp · 3 months ago
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Top 5 Things Every Property Manager In Florida Needs To Know For Smoother Tenant Relationships
Florida Property Manager Managing rental properties in Florida can be challenging, especially with all the rules and regulations that come with it. From understanding Florida’s landlord-tenant laws to dealing with maintenance and tenant requests, property managers are constantly balancing tenant needs with the interests of the property owner. If you’re looking for ways to minimize tenant issues…
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reasonsforhope · 4 months ago
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"For years, California was slated to undertake the world’s largest dam removal project in order to free the Klamath River to flow as it had done for thousands of years.
Now, as the project nears completion, imagery is percolating out of Klamath showing the waterway’s dramatic transformation, and they are breathtaking to behold.
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Pictured: Klamath River flows freely, after Copco-2 dam was removed in California.
Incredibly, the project has been nearly completed on schedule and under budget, and recently concluded with the removal of two dams, Iron Gate and Copco 1. Small “cofferdams” which helped divert water for the main dams’ construction, still need to be removed.
The river, along which salmon and trout had migrated and bred for centuries, can flow freely between Lake Ewauna in Klamath Falls, Oregon, to the Pacific Ocean for the first time since the dams were constructed between 1903 and 1962.
“This is a monumental achievement—not just for the Klamath River but for our entire state, nation, and planet,” Governor Gavin Newsom said in a statement. “By taking down these outdated dams, we are giving salmon and other species a chance to thrive once again, while also restoring an essential lifeline for tribal communities who have long depended on the health of the river.”
“We had a really incredible moment to share with tribes as we watched the final cofferdams be broken,” Ren Brownell, Klamath River Renewal Corp. public information officer, told SFGATE. “So we’ve officially returned the river to its historic channel at all the dam sites. But the work continues.”
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Pictured: Iron Gate Dam, before and after.
“The dams that have divided the basin are now gone and the river is free,” Frankie Myers, vice chairman of the Yurok Tribe, said in a tribal news release from late August. “Our sacred duty to our children, our ancestors, and for ourselves, is to take care of the river, and today’s events represent a fulfillment of that obligation.”
The Yurok Tribe has lived along the Klamath River forever, and it was they who led the decades-long campaign to dismantle the dams.
At first the water was turbid, brown, murky, and filled with dead algae—discharges from riverside sediment deposits and reservoir drainage. However, Brownell said the water quality will improve over a short time span as the river normalizes.
“I think in September, we may have some Chinook salmon and steelhead moseying upstream and checking things out for the first time in over 60 years,” said Bob Pagliuco, a marine habitat resource specialist at the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration in July.
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Pictured: JC Boyle Dam, before and after.
“Based on what I’ve seen and what I know these fish can do, I think they will start occupying these habitats immediately. There won’t be any great numbers at first, but within several generations—10 to 15 years—new populations will be established.”
Ironically, a news release from the NOAA states that the simplification of the Klamath River by way of the dams actually made it harder for salmon and steelhead to survive and adapt to climate change.
“When you simplify the habitat as we did with the dams, salmon can’t express the full range of their life-history diversity,” said NOAA Research Fisheries Biologist Tommy Williams.
“The Klamath watershed is very prone to disturbance. The environment throughout the historical range of Pacific salmon and steelhead is very dynamic. We have fires, floods, earthquakes, you name it. These fish not only deal with it well, it’s required for their survival by allowing the expression of the full range of their diversity. It challenges them. Through this, they develop this capacity to deal with environmental changes.”
-via Good News Network, October 9, 2024
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vikrams007 · 1 year ago
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andersunmenschlich · 2 years ago
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Can confirm. When I moved Alex out of their one-room apartment, we cleaned that place like someone might do surgery in it later.
We scrubbed everything, even the walls. We moved the fridge and the oven, cleaned them both inside and outside, hired a cleaning company to do the carpet and blinds. The place was spotless, without damage because Alex lives like a depressed monk.
Security deposit back? Ha. Ha. Ha.
When I was a kid, my dad hated when I hung up anything on my walls. My art, band posters, movie posters, anything. Not with taxks, not with tape (it “ripped the paint off”) not with anything. At one point in 5th or 6th grade he came in my room and found me hanging up a Diary of a Wimpy Kid poster with tacos and he was like “EVERY HOLE YOU PUT IN THE WALL TAKES $10 OFF THE VALUE OF THE HOUSE.” so when I was mad at him, I’d insert tacks into the wall in places he couldn’t easily see just out of spite. Whoever owns the house now is probably wondering about it.
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merry-death · 1 year ago
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I had to deposit a check today, and my bank (like most banks) requires pictures of the front and back of the check against a dark background. I really hope the lady who manually reviews mobile deposits appreciates that the dark background I opted to use is my cat as he naps on my lap
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