#no crying?

[feyd-meowtha]

Paul wasn’t sure how long they lay like that, chest to chest and face to face as the water cooled and their skin pruned, their hands wrinkled and grippy as they entwined above the water. In fact Paul was almost asleep when he heard the front door swing open and quiet footsteps head toward the living room. He had mentally braced himself for a snide comment from his sister, likely about his sodden clothes, before he heard an unfamiliar voice.

[letthehatersbark]

The funniest one star review of Wicked I've seen so far

[fallout-lou-begas]

[mallalada]

get yourself a main character whos two primary emotions are "little cunt" and "catatonic with grief"

[scribefindegil]

Everyone is so weird about people who cry easily. Fellas, is it evil and manipulative to *checks notes* have an involuntary stress response?

[take-a-dip-in-the-deadpool]

A bit of a palate cleanser for everyone.

[bumblingbabooshka]

Vulcan teen on Vulcan [tiktok] saying "I have just lost track of my father in the grocery store." The camera turns to show the viewers the grocery store in which almost every single older middle-aged man has a bowlcut and long robes. Camera turns back to show the teen's face which is expressionless and yet communicates all it needs to.

[beif0ngs]

Over the Garden Wall 10th Anniversary stop motion short by creator Patrick McHale and Aardman Animations

[clearlydusty]

Bro thinks she could just thug it out

[johnbottoms]

thsi is literally fucking killing me

[holographings]

someone on twitter said Imagine what s2 jayce would give to talk to s1 viktor just one more time. and someone had a time travel alternate dimension fic ready to go. and i read it. and now my face is being eaten by 3750 feral dogs i think

[rrremu]

i have nothing to say except i’m coping !

[twinliches]

cannot stop thinking about the french man who during dinner responded to a person asking "should we be naughty and get desert" by pulling a face and going "naughty? it is chocolate, it is not an, uh, threesome"

[posalis]

[blabberoo]

If Ford didn't got into the portal..