#no complaints♡

[betasuppe]

My current idea for a project is making beanie heads of Tron, Rinzler & my evil Tronzler... so I started with the guy himself! & he is the most squishable thing ever!!!!

I don't care if he's a mess, but I lofe him♡♡♡

[ampleappleamble]

🚨 Matt Mercer spotted 🚨

[soapels]

stress relief

konig x female reader

tw: nsfw, dry-humping, konig is soft and down bad for reader

notes: guys i luvvvv konig he is too adorbs to not make a sappy lil smutty drabble of! pls enjoy this quick one n tell me who u wanna see next, drop suggestions + thirsts and whatnot ♡

all hearts & reblogs are so appreciated!

The two of you shouldn’t be up.

Let alone up to no good— it’s late, most of your comrades are sleeping just in the next room over, and you’re pretty certain it’s against standard protocol to let your fellow operator pull down your pants.

But he is, and you’re letting him.

Consider it stress relief, is what you tell yourself to ease the guilt and that niggling feeling of dirtiness creeping over your bones as he slots his hips up with yours, setting you down on the top of a table- oddly gentle for a horny man of well over six foot five- and places a smattering of kisses over your neck, cheeks, jaw…

He’s a little awkward, you notice, and that’s fine because you are too— he’s tall anyway, too big for his own good and most practical jobs (on the odd occasion or two, you may even catch him mourning the old rejection of his sniper application), so you understand.

You’re too dazed on his sweet touch to pay any of it much mind, though, his lips peppering puppy-dog kisses over every inch of exposed skin as he ruts his hips against yours, cock bulging through the fabric of his boxers, pants half down as he grinds against the wet spot of your panties.

“Perfekt,” he moans softly into the dip beneath your jaw, your nose pointed to the ceiling as your eyes search for purchase there, tummy clutching up with some unbridled pleasure as his big hands hold you close, gloved fingertips- nothing close to painful- digging into the fat of your plushy thighs.

The first whine he drags out of is you is fragile, he treats it like silver, a hand swinging up to brush his knuckles over the slope of your cheek, blue eyes a faded haze of lust and adoration as he momentarily debates freeing the both of you and sticking it in already.

(But he’s big— wouldn’t it hurt you? What if you don’t really want him like he wants you—? Konig can manage like this anyway, because you feel so good, his cock nudging eagerly over your clothed pussy, your aura sucking him in deliciously. And he’s sure he’d embarrass himself too- would cum too fast, ‘cause you’re just so sweet and pretty and he’s wanted this for too long.)

Konig’s patient, though, and you’re something well worth the wait, the gloved pads of his fingers swiping away the hazy tears that gather at the shimmery lines of your eyes. (Gorgeous, he’s sure there’s galaxies hiding there.)

When your hips start moving against his, timid at first- slowly building up to a speed that matches his own careful, needy one- he moans at your ear, teeth nipping at its lobe as he brushes away the hair there.

Delicately- so soft. So good.

You mewl and twitch when his very-evident bulge catches on your puffy clit, your cotton panties soaked with your budding arousal at the front- and he swears he nearly cums on the spot.

“Ja bitte,” he groans, voice teetering on the line of hesitant ferocity, his massive body towering over yours- swallowing you up in his shadow- as the cicadas thrum outside. And Konig lies you on your back, then, dragging you in by those hypnotic hips of yours that always seem to thwart his concentration, folding himself over you as he humps into you like a mutt in heat.

“Cum for me,” he whispers, all feral and sweet, the black curtain of his mask tickling the V of your jaw, “C-Cum for me, please.”

And you do.

All over, soiling the thin fabric of your undies, his pelvis soon jerking in response— stopping dead in its tracks— and then twitching as he nibbles on the soft expanse of your neck, spilling spilling spilling—

“Ah- good,” he whines out, voice blissed-out yet just thick enough to hear.

“Very good—… good girl…”

The my part of the good girl goes unspoken, but Konig really hopes you’ve got no intention of backing out on him now, princess…

(Or the next day. Or the next… Or the next…)

[guinevereslancelot]

a koi pond for your dash:

❀ 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 ༄ ❀ 𓆝 𓆟 ༄ ❀ 𓆞 𓆝 ❀ ༄ ﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌

[pareidolla]

(spongebob coffee table meme) wait i'm like... actually decently close to having a full voice lineup now. its only really smitten and hero left + finalising a lot of details for everyone. where did the time go

[rosekasa]

anyway, ladybug making a claim on the basis of the tort of nuisance against chat noir because he keeps calling her a watermelon,

[jadeoru]

hello jade nation i just woke up with one sock on, my hair messy like a bird nest, my eyeliner smudged to my jawline, my dress is half on half off, and im also in my girlfriends bed 🤷‍♀️ what a night ! i wish i could remember it - oh wait ! i have 40 videos on my phone !!!!!!!! thank you drunk jade!!!!!

[urfavegetscalledbbygirl]

Richard "Dick" Grayson, aka Nightwing, from DC Comics gets called Babygirl! (Little bonus under cut ;3)

Lego Nightwing...🥺🥺🥺🥵🥵🥵🙏🙏🙏🔥🔥🔥💥💥💥

[betasuppe]

For what reason has he been sentenced to digital prison???

WHAT CRIMES HAS MY PRESH LITTLE BEAN COMMITTED?!?!?!?

... ˡᵉᵗ'ˢ ᵇᵉ ʰᵒⁿᵉˢᵗ ᶠᵒʳ ᵃ ᵐᵒᵐᵉⁿᵗ... ʰⁱˢ ᵏⁱˡˡ ᶜᵒᵘⁿᵗ ʰᵃˢ ᵗᵒ ᵇᵉ ᵃᵇˢᵒˡᵘᵗᵉˡʸ ᵃᵇˢᵘʳᵈ

But what a convenient blorbo carrying case uwu

[mondaymelon]

im genuinely sobbing you hypocrite. so YOU can have multiple f/os and i can’t? 😒 change my theme ONCE but your allowed to have multiple smh

stay in the microwave and think abt what you’ve done

pelase bim begging you its been six days since and ive been rotating and rotating and rotating and rotating and all i can hear is vrRRRNMMMMMMMMMMMMM and all i can see is just these crusty walls and the flames that surround me and all i can feel iS HOT AGONY GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[quietautumn]

what even is this site's problem with tiktok genuinely. i downloaded it a bit ago just to try it out again and it's been fine?? basically the same mostly positive experience i have on tumblr except people are more comfortable posting their faces

[cfrog]

OC-tober Day 15: Meme

[full prompt list]

Oh I can do some memes.

That last one is a spiritual successor to last year.

Original memes 👍

[tardis--dreams]

Feeling homicidal at work today ♡

[kentopedia]

good morning !! i hope you all start monday off well! i’ve got another busy week ahead of me ๐·°(⋟﹏⋞)°·๐

[jizzlords]

anonymous asked: I bet his ass tastes like chicken. :) / unprompted, always accepting.

❝ Care to sample, babe? ❞ Too late, he's sitting on anonymous.

[shot-by-cupid]

Gonna vague post so hard that I’m not actually gonna even say anything