#no bc Remi was magical I love her so fucking much

[princemonday]

Chappell and Remi: check!

HI UM I GET TO SEE CHAPPELL ROAN AND REMI WOLF IN JULY AND WEEZER AND FLAMING LIPS IN OCTOBER

[ginnyw-potter-archive]

No omg let’s hear about those headcanons!!! I’d love to hear them!!!

oh okay so it is pretty late so I will come back to this post and add to it but here we go! also some of these things are canon but like people forget? so yep. these two live in my head rent free 😌

people forget they're both like really powerful?? like canonically they have very powerful magic both of them. so they must be intimidating af when they walk into a room. right after the war already and then they both just continue being iconic and doing incredible stuff like youngest head auror ever ( like hello?? aurors are tough as fuck and this man that should have died at least 5 times just came in, did a hell of a good job and landed head auror) and Ginny is professional Chaser but don't let that mislead you !! she's not just an athlete she's hella talented

people really be like oh fuck it's the Potters, let's behave

they're both canonically goodlooking. they're gorgeous. they both look amazing. and they're powerful. Harry's really tall. like ?? it be the kind of people I'd be like "alright something's gotta be wrong with them" if I knew them irl but no on top of that they seem to be genuinely nice people

Harry and Ginny joke around all the time. They both have a great sense of humour. also Ron just makes it really easy to tease him. They make being in the spotlight easier by making jokes out of headlines and telling reporters absolute bullshit. "yes of course we bought all our children a unicorn." "my affair with Ron has been ongoing for years, Ginny has no clue" (Ginny is standing beside him)

Bc they have such a great sense of humour, they are also the Weasley Wizard Wheezes's best supporters. Like they'll show up, finance new lines, all of it

They both have nightmares but they deal with it together. They know how to calm each other down without saying much

Harry is absolutely smitten by Ginny like.... absolutely whipped for her

bc Ginny is short and has a small frame, she likes to jump on him and he'll catch her. he's much taller so he can carry her with ease. especially if she's excited she'll run at him and he'll happily catch her

they duel each other for funsies. from the outside it looks terrifying and like someone's going to get hurt but they know each other well and it's also a way of flirting for them

they get married really young bc they're so in love and they're passionate and fuck it they could've died, they want to be bonded for life (Hermione and Ron marry later bc they're more rational about it)

they're both bisexual to some degree

When James goes to Hogwarts they find the house too quiet and have another kid. it's twins. their names are Ruby and Remy

the Weasley brothers always expected to give Ginny's potential husband a firm talking to but then it's Harry and they genuinely love Harry so they don't really do more than tease him a little

they love cuddling. just tucked nicely into each other bc it means they know the other person is there and safe and sound without having to look and it just gives them inner peace

Harry is a little possessive bc he knows Ginny's a catch. luckily often just showing up makes a guy back off. "oh shit sorry I didn't realise he is your boyfriend/husband" (Ginny rolls her eyes as Harry comes to stand behind her 'casually'

[celestial-ringleader]

Salty comic asks: 3, 19, 42?

3. Who is your most hated comics writer?

I honestly have too fucking many I hate, but if I have to list a top three it would be Leah Williams, Tini Howard, and Kelly Thompson. Leah Williams is pretty obvious from my previous rants I've made about her so I won't elaborate on that. Howard is mostly because of just how slow and nonsensical her plots are, especially following Excalibur, and ofc I have personal beef with what she did with Jubilee, Remy, and Julio, i.e making them nothing but set pieces for Betsy. But also Howard just tends to throw things in and then does nothing with it later, like that whole thing with Remy suddenly being able to control "mutant energy" (whatever that is) and then him having those magic tarot cards?? That just ended up adding nothing bc it took a back seat to Betsy. Thompson is on this list because I'm sorry but Mr & Mrs X was so fucking boring, I'm sorry but Thompson just had no idea who these characters were and wrote the most cliché boring schlock she could.

19. Rant about a change they made to a character of your choice.

WHAT. THE FUCK. WAS THAT MAXIMOFF RETCON????? I absolutely fucking hated how they took what was most important to Pietro and Wanda, i.e them being mutants, and just went "nah y'know what we're taking inspo from the MCU now :)" and I FUCKING HATEEEEEE IT!!!! Pietro is my baby, I love him with my whole chest, but holy shit marvel fucked him over so fucking bad; like the biggest thing about him was how he didn't want to become his father (Erik) and that he was a mutant living in a world that hates him and then they got rid of that entirely. Also making them no longer Magda's children was so fucking weird, like they took away Magda to make their mother just "Wanda but slightly to the left". Idk, I could rant about a lot of shit but that just continues to piss me off to no end. Fuck that retcon man.

42. What’s a fandom trope you hate?

I'm probably gonna get shit for this but I do not like it when fandom uwu-ifies a character. Not just villain characters, but in general. You take a character with so much nuance and depth and then reduce them to "omg they're so soft they can do no wrong!!1!" and that's just so shit to the character's built up lore. Like ik people do this especially with villain characters, but I've seen this with just....any character with depth (i.e Pietro, Remy, Namor, etc.) and it's just so fucking annoying. I block very quickly when I see that ajbdvkj

[spiltscribbles]

Here’s a prompt from the tag! “ Giving them your dessert when you eat out because it’s their favorite.” bc I have a feeling Remis would be the type to end up eating Sirius’ dessert instead of his bc he doesn’t know what to order but Sirius knows his taste dkfjsjaha

~Notes: Oh no baby! I read this wrong, thinking it was Person A ordering for them instead because Person B didn’t know what they wanted.... And well this came out-- I can totally write a different prompt though to match this one! Just LMK! <3 <3

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Send Me A Prompt  |  Reblogs are like the tastiest dessert!!

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Remus pads softly into his and Sirius’s room, a mug of steaming Darjeeling in hand and clad only in a his robe as he gazes longingly at the sleeping form of his partner for nearing on three years now. 

The early morning sun pans across the wide expanse of Sirius’s shoulders, and dips into the planes and valleys of his muscular torso and angular face. Lying there, with his dark hair fanning the pillow and the blanket slung lazily around his hips, he looks like some sort of fallen angel. Beautiful and remote and impossible to touch by sullied hands that aren’t half as sacred. It makes his heart thud an uneven staccato when he remembers that he’s his— Sirius chose Remus, Sirius loves Remus— Maybe even nearly as much as Remus has always loved him.

How remarkable of a revelation indeed.

Gingerly, Remus sets down his tea and crawls back into bed with Sirius, insides thrilling when the dark haired boy subconsciously snakes his arms around him and curves around Remus’s body like so many times before, so often that Remus reckons it’s become by rote, an ingrained response to whenever they’re in close proximity to one another.

With a quiet laugh, Remus stretches around, begins peppering Sirius’s chest and abs and the space surrounding his cock with tender kisses, slowly rousing him to wakening the way Sirius always appreciates after a night of patrols for the Auror’s academy. And as usual, it doesn’t take long at all for Sirius to begin moaning out appreciative sighs, thrusting languorously for the warmth of his mouth, making Remus chuckle as he tugs down his pants, and kisses the length of him, peering up to watch as Sirius’s gorgeous, gray eyes flutter open.

“Wh— Moony?” He says in a peculiarly squeaky voice that Remus can’t ever remember slipping out of his mouth. 

“Yes— Problem, Paddy?”

Another discontent, borderline terrified noise rumbles in his throat, and before Remus could even ask what’s got his boyfriend acting like he’s touched in the head, the door to their flat flings open none too gently, and it’s an irate looking James who storms into the bedroom— fists clenched and jaw set as he glares daggers into the face of his practical brother.

“You’re dead Potter!” Is all he shouts before madness ensues— Madness that’s James’s flying fists for Sirius’s face, Peter’s choked laughter flowing in from the other room, and a Lily who looks stuck between horrified and amused

And Remus is so fucking bewildered as he slides off of his boyfriend to avoid any untoward hits accidentally aimed his way.

“Lily?” he presses expectantly, but is totally unsurprised when all she replies with is a bout of uninhibited cackles.

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Fifteen minutes, a magically healed split lip, and a physically restrained pair of animagi later, finds the ragtag group of friends surrounding the kitchen Island while a terse James and enraged Sirius are explaining what had happened the previous night. Namely, them getting hexed by a sour faced old bint with a Guinness in hand, after Sirius had driven his motorbike through her rosebushes.

“You guys got bested by a drunk hag!” Peter guffaws for the third time in a singular minute, clutching at his stomach while his body wracks with a continuous stream of  laughter

“I will singe your bollocks off Wormtail,” Sirius seethes from Remus’s left— Except no, it’s not Sirius. It’s James, his best mate James who’s now inhabiting the body of his lover. And God how strange of a fucking turn of events. It’s seriously unnerving. He’s just standing their, all too familiar arms crossed against his chest and thick brows furrowed. And God, Remus really wishes he wouldn’t do that— worry on his bottom lip mid snarl. It’s such a quintessentially Sirius thing to do. a look Remus knows well. One that Remus would always coax away with a gentle kiss and a hand carding through his hair and— 

“Oof!”

He glances over to where Sirius— wearing James’s face— is glowering at him with pure irritation after having elbow checked him. “Eyes front and center Lupin!”

Remus flushes, glancing over at Lily since she out of everyone here could understand his plight. But of course she’s only snickering to herself in her cup of coffee, the trader. 

“I don’t know what you’re talking about.”

“Just because ’s my body doesn’t mean you get to give another bloke the come hither eyes!” Sirius fumes, a sneer caught on his features that Remus never thought the face of the easy going James Potter could ever conjure. “Crikey, it’s plenty that you decided to give him a full on show already.”

“How was I to know this would happen!” Remus sputters the same time James defends that they even barely started, which of course made Peter fall over on his chair with pure delight and Lily walking over to the kettle so she can hide her own laughter.

“Lucky you,” Sirius snipes back, glaring darkly at James and snatching Remus’s hand to interlock with his— erm James’s?— own on his lap.

Remus is so totally fucked.

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Graciously, Professor McGonagall— who told the graduating Gryffindor  class of 78 to always reach out if they ever needed help with a strangely wet glint in her eyes— Replies to the pleading missive Remus had sent almost immediately, giving Remus the proper instructions to reverse the jinx and wishing him and Lily the best for the impending tribulations about to befall them.

“She’s totally loving this,” James mumbles moodily as Lily massages his head. And Merlin, is that a strange sight— Lily not only deigning to touch Sirius at all, but look at him sympathetically on top of that. Remus has to constantly remind himself of the body swap before his ridiculous envy begins carving at his insides when James only looks appreciatively back up at her, a gentle, open expression painted over his face that is ordinarily reserved for Remus and Remus alone.

“God this is weird,” Lily tells him, slowly inching away and sitting besides Remus instead. “I usually can’t stand even the sight of Black, and now I’ve got to treat him like the bloke I’m in love with.”

“That’s not what you said this morning Evans,” Sirius goads from Remus’s other end, suddenly reverting back to looking like the James of fifth year— when he was still too cocky for his own good and still didn’t understand how much it made Lily want to hex him to hell for it. “I actually think I recall a lot of back robs and straddling action this morning.”

Lily casts him a look that would absolutely scorch lesser beings, and Remus reasons that his own glower is emulating the same energy because Sirius quickly presses their foreheads together and squeezes Remus’s hand between both of his own in silent repentance. “I knocked her off once i realized it wasn’t you love.”

“Didn’t even bother to aim for the bed you absolute sod.”

“It was fight or flight while you had your grubby little hands all over me Evans!” Sirius airily sniffs.

“Oh I’ll show you grubby little hands!” Lily seethes, pouncing forwards right when Sirius hides behind Remus’s back.

“Children,” Remus intones, beyond over it. “Did you all not realize the massive problem with this little mishap.”

“You mean besides dealing with James’s pitiful little knob.” Sirius asks, faux owlish.

“You touch my knob Black and I swear to God I’ll shave off all your hair.” James snipes, which really isn’t all that fair considering how Sirius doesn’t even care about his perfect locks half as much as Remus does.

“Bloody hell! That’s brilliant!” Peter squawks from the loveseat, absolutely glowing. “James, you think you can get Moony’s name tattooed on his arse.”

James’s face goes sly, Remus’s favorite smirk toying the edges of his lips and his stormy eyes glinting with mirth that Remus only ever sees on his boyfriend’s face before a prank or while Remus is undressing in front of him. 

“What did I say about that look Moony!” Sirius shouts, scathing and skewering him with a look James only ever  employed as Head Boy  on the third year students stupid enough to get caught while trying to pull off a prank.

“Erm— Ahem.” Remus adjusts himself in his seat, not meeting anyone’s eyes. “Yes well, that is rather besides the point.”

“So what is the point, Rem,” Lily asks smugly, and Remus absolutely hates how much she’s enjoying this. She should be suffering just as much as him for the sake of Circe.

“Well didn’t you have that lunch date set up with your older sister and her husband for today?” Remus points out, a mutinous little part of him preening at how her face goes a sickly sort of pale at the reminder. Finally someone is as ill over this as he is.

“Oh bloody shite! You’re right! And Professor McGonagall said that this incantation can only be done at night, the same time as it was originally cast!”

“We’re not in school anymore Evans, you can just call her McGonagall. Or Minnie if you’re so inclined.”

“Shut the fuck up Black!” Lily shrieks, and Remus can’t help but unfavorably liken her to a banshee. “I promised Petunia that I’d see her before she leaves on holiday tomorrow! And she bloody hates Black!”

“nasty harpy.”

“What are we going to do!”

“Erm— Well maybe you can explain to her the switch up?” Peter offers, always meek in the face of Lily’s wrath.

“She already thinks I’m a freak for being a witch Peter! I can’t bring James looking like that and expect her to be fine with it!”

“Most people would consider James having upgraded,” Sirius argues.

“The tattoo will be bright pink I reckon,” James muses loudly to himself, pretending not to have heard Sirius. “A nice contrast to your pasty white arse don’t you think Padfoot?”

Sirius bares his teeth at him and Remus feels an impending migraine while Lily continues to lament the idiocy of their boyfriends.

.-

Remus idly contemplates how normal his life could’ve been if he had fought harder with the sorting hat to be placed into Ravenclaw. It would be a much less wonderful existence, to be sure, but it’d be so blessedly normal. Remus would probably have gone steady with that Hufflepuff prefect, Andre, and they would probably still be together. And Andre didn’t have a best friend who he got into insane and improbable situations with, so Remus definitely wouldn’t have been forced to do this. To be forced to go to lunch with his best friend’s wizard hating sister and her pug faced husband and not look longingly over the table at the face of his other best friend where the love of his life is inhabiting his body.

Jesus, is Remus’s life confusing as fuck.

“I need to take a pis— Oof, I mean. I have to use the gents,” Sirius declares as everyone’s entrees are being served, giving a pointed glance to Remus. And he supposes he should talk to him about that, how incredibly obvious Sirius can be when he’s flustered and isn’t trying to show it.

Five minutes after his boyfriend, Remus leaves to meet him in the first open stall, finally feeling less wrong footed for the first time today when Sirius takes him into his unfamiliar arms.

“I’m going to stab my eyes out with a fork Moony!” He hisses, and it’s odd how alien his face— James’s face— is to him. How Remus has never spent the time to memorize the precise slope of his nose, or the shape to his lips. How Remus can’t understand what it means when he squints his left eye or when he flares his nostrils with a slight curl to his mouth. But Remus does recognize the way Sirius has always grabbed his hips in that desperate way when he’s fed up, and how he always presses his nose to the curls behind Remus’s ear when he needs to be grounded. And it’s a bit awkward now that they’re the same height instead of Sirius needing to stoop slightly, and how Sirius now smells like that pricy cologne that James has always sprits with gusto. But it’s familiar enough to make Remus’s shoulders relax from the tension sown through them all day, and breathe out with relief with how the pair of them still understand one another with an innate sort of knowing.

Gingerly, Remus wraps his arms around Sirius’s now less defined torso, and they stand their, tangled into one another amidst the hush settling over  them.

“Oi! You berks!” James hisses from the doorway all too soon, clambering inside and stomping his feet. “I swear to Merlin if you pricks are fucking inside there!”

“Don’t worry Jamie, I’d never put my Moons through the indignity of dealing with that after he’s had me,” Sirius jeers, preening when James replies by throwing something hard against the doorway.

“C’mon you idiot,” Remus sighs, tugging on a lowly chuckling Sirius as they meet James by the exit of the loo.

“I’ve had three different birds sliding their numbers into my trousers on my way here alone,” James complains, shuffling foot to foot and looking more awkward than Sirius ever has. “It’s obscene.”

“It’s the life of the beautiful,” Sirius corrects as Remus swaths his hand away from his arse. 

“I’d rather not have Petunia getting a heart attack when she sees her sister’s boyfriend copping a feel of another bloke,” he chides before looping his arm through James’s and begins strolling back to the table.

.-

The rest of the lunch is thankfully uneventful, but as stilted as expected, filled with Sirius needing to be kicked in the shin every time he starts gazing absentmindedly at Remus, and Lily flickering her eyes over to James disappointedly while he pouts at her with Sirius’s best puppy dog eyes. And Every time Petunia starts eyeing them all as if they’re all fucking each other behind the scenes, Remus clumsily changes the topic to the weather or how lovely her engagement ring is or asking Vernon about bloody drills— Even if all he wants to do is reach across the table and hold Sirius’s hand.

But thankfully, it all seems to be going along decently enough— That is until the waiter comes around to take their orders and spends a little too long leering at Remus, asking if he’d like a cinnamon roll on the house.

“He’d like a slice of the chocolate fudge cake and he has a boyfriend that probably wouldn’t appreciate the extra service.” Sirius growls out, specs gone askew and dark knuckles paling from where he’s clutching his spoon vindictively.

The waiter only smiles at him, shrugging in that what can you do kind of way before dashing off to place the orders in with the kitchen.

“Hmm,” Petunia levels him with a glance, unimpressed looking. “So James.”

It takes a beat too long for Sirius to respond and Remus silently curses his every damn star. 

“Erm, yes Petunia.”

“How long have you been fucking my sister’s friend behind her back?”

Lily goes shellshocked and James looks ill while Remus sinks lower in his seat, trying to force Sirius to get it together through his eye contact alone.

“Hah— Wow, you’ve been watching those silly Muggle dramas have you Petunia.” Sirius says in a mangled tone of voice, but of course that’s the precise wrong thing to have said.

With matching red faces and spluttering words of indignation— a few curses thrown in for good measure— Petunia and her husband rise from their seats and make a hasty retreat to their car towards the back of the building.

“Oh Christ,” Lily groans, jumping up to sprint after them— but not without swinging a perfectly aimed cuff to the back of Sirius’s porcupine head. “I’ll hex you once you’re out of my boyfriend’s sodding body Black!”

“I understand Evans!” He calls after her before swinging his head over to James and Remus with a mischievous grin. “We tried didn’t we?”

“You just couldn’t keep your bloody jealous  temper in check,” James scolds with no real heat.

“Oi! And what about you lusting over Lily so blatantly you tosser! It was revolting.”

“Yeah, well maybe you’ll remember that next time you’re gazing at Moony’s arse out in public you mongrel.”

Exhausted, Remus just rises and tells them to stay behind and make sure Lily’s alright. “I need a bath and some quiet.”

“Can I join,” Sirius pouts. “I miss you.”

“Only once you’re my  Sirius again,” Remus instructs, brooking no arguments before he finds a safe place to apparate, telling himself that he deserves an entire bottle of that cheap merlot they bought last weekend.

[sleepless-in-starbucks]

2, 15, and 94 with LoSleep?

2. Royal AU || 15. Criminal AU || 94. Hair Brushing/Braiding

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anon i hope you know this is like the Perfect set up for a rapunzel AU. maybe you did. maybe you did this on purpose. regardless... tangled AU

imma go with remy being the lost princess, and logan the dashing thief, because while my instinct is to go the other way around i like Switching It Up on y'all

remy's bigender, using male pronouns but female titles/referrals. he figured this out solely because he preferred the way the male pronouns sounded, while also liking being a princess a good deal more than being a prince. he doesn't mention this to mother gothel tho. i mention this mostly so none of y'all get confused as i go sdkjhncfjsd

logan's transmale, and his struggles as a poor trans kid are what made him go Fuck Society Actually. he targets the crown especially bc the king and queen can stand to lose their gold

he doesn't stumble upon the tower after being chased for the crown, however; he's just looking for a place to hide in general. he's just made off with a good sack of gold, and he wants to stash it for a bit, let the heat die down, before he tries to buy anything with it

and that's how he finds the hidden clearing, with the surprisingly intact, singular tower dead center

he, of course, goes to investigate, and ends up nearly getting run through with a broomstick, which he feels would be a pretty bad way to go

but that's not entirely horrible, because the person dangerously weilding the cleaning implement is a bit absolutely stunning

he says as such and almost gets a broom through a lung, because apparently this tower dweller thinks he's a threat and is also insulting them

after a... lot of talking, and logan wisely easing up on the complimenting thing (for now...), they get things figured out. the tower dweller is remy, and he's waiting for his mother to return from a store run or smth. logan has to be gone before mother is back, or logan will be in trouble

aside from the fact logan doesn't really want to leave remy just in General, he has some doubts about 'mother'. like why she was raising her kid... here. in the middle of the woods. in a hidden clearing. in a high tower. with no clear way in or out (logan had to scale the thing, and it doesn't look like remy's used to that method of entrance). and the best defense weapon on hand being a broom

so when remy faux-indifferently asks logan what the moving lights are ("i know they're not stars... please don't tell me they're stars..."), logan jumps at the chance to invite remy to see them- it'll only be a day, mother wont mind that long, right? logan can keep remy safe from his every fear of that real world, and remy'll get to see the lights, and everyone will be happy

remy's hesitant, but it's clear he wants to go. it doesn't take that much prodding to convince him to leave mother a Very vague note about being back soon and being safe, to go with logan

that's when logan learns about remy's hair. he hadn't noticed before, the dirty blond hair on the floor not having caught his attention, but he certainly notices it when remy's jumping out the window, cascading down the way by hanging on to all... goodness knows how many yards of it

if he wasn't already suspicious there was something off about this whole situation, the hair that was Way longer than it should be- and way stronger to boot- tipped him off pretty seriously

and as their trip goes on? logan's only adding to the list of Sus, including (but oh so not limited to)

the clear fact remy's Never left the small, sheltered clearing (which in my version is still within the forest, no overhead open sky) to the extent seeing the sun has him doubling over and clutching his eyes like they burn

after making do with some cloth wrapped over remy's eyes for a bit, logan gets him some sunglasses and remy doesnt know what they are at first

remy has too much fucking anxiety in his him- he hides from a passing person faster than logan, the known and wanted criminal

and it's clear he's not just avoiding social interaction- he loves talking to logan, and he's plenty social and alive and everything then- but he just seems to have some fear against. well. the world

remy is also... oddly clingy to logan. like. wayyyy too much so. maybe logan could blame it on remy not knowing enough about the outside world, but it seems... more than that. as if just bc remy's decided to trust logan on this, logan's the end-all be-all of trust or smth. logan's not exactly how to put it to words but. it's wrong

overall, remy has a very Vibrant personality. he's confident, strong, unwilling to just be led around and nothing like a damsel in distress. but it seems much too... surface level. like if logan pushed too hard, it would all crumble, to reveal something- someone- who's not sure about anything and who's terrified because of it

making their way to the center of the kingdom makes it all the more clear to logan that Something is wrong with remy, and that there is no way he can ever go back to that tower

because logan's an orphan kid, he's seen his fair share of foster homes, of some of the kids who come back from them

he knows what child abuse victims look like

that's not all logan's learning about remy on the way to the kingdom, however. he's also learning about his favorite story, how much he's thought about the moving lights, how the world looks so different from the ground. logan's learning how remy's genuine smiles are much prettier than the faux one he wears a lot, how his laughs are rare but perfect, how incredible he is between the poorly concealed fear and hurt

logan's a thief and a cynic, someone's who had long written off most of the supposed good in the world, much too used to an orphaned childhood, growing up in poverty, misgendering, pain

something about remy makes him reconsider some of his more pessimistic beliefs

they reach the kingdom at midday, but remy stops them before they can actually go in. even with the sunglasses, logan can see the blinding fear in his eyes at the sight of civilization, of all those people. he grips his hair, takes a half step back, looking about ready to call it all off and run all the way back 'home'

logan grabs remy's hand. the grip is light, easily escaped, but remy doesnt, just looks at logan, trying to school his expression into one of cool neutrality instead of fear

"i can braid your hair." logan says, holding remy's gaze as he speaks. "so no one steps on it while we go to see the moving lights."

logan knows that's not the main thing stopping remy from entering the kingdom. it's an excuse, just for him. because it's easier to be worried about your hair being stepped on then to admit just being Afraid, right?

"I will not let it come undone" logan adds, lightly squeezing remy's hand. i will not let you get hurt

it's a long minute before remy agrees, but he does agree

they sit on the floor of the forest, just outside the kingdom, logan's deft fingers making quick work of the tangles that have developed in remy's hair over the course of the trip, the thief carefully watching the way remy's stiff as wood at first, trying not to react to logan's work on his hair, but slowly relaxes, leaning back a bit, tilting into logan's touch each time it comes back to remy's head

it takes a while, but soon enough, remy's hair is mostly restrained in a braid that's held together at key points by flower stems, leaving remy's hair decorated with wildflowers to boot

remy loves it. logan's starting to think he loves something too, but he's less willing to admit it

spending the rest of the day in the town is surprisingly wonderful- remy keeps close to logan, but he manages to talk to some people at times, and when they find the library he seems just about ready to die happy in there

logan stays close to him the entire time, usually holding his hand. he's never loved being around people more

it's getting close to the time for the lanterns to be released when logan realizes who remy is

the tower girl makes a comment about how familiar the lost princess's mural is. logan glances between it and remy, between the uniquely red-tinted brown eyes, the bright baby hair that could've easily turned dirty blond, the story of a dying queen and a magical flower springing to mind

remy is the lost princess. and as loathe as the thought of letting him go is, logan knows remy's the one treasure the thief can't have

so logan promises to himself, after they see the lanterns, he'll explain. he'll bring the princess to the king and queen, and hope he doesn't get arrested in the process. he'll set things right, and then he'll leave

because the thief doesn't get the girl anywhere other than fairytales

they still share an absolutely magical moment out on the water though. the way remy's eyes light up seeing the lanterns rise into the sky, sunglasses off in the dark evening, awe-struck... and when logan reveals the lanterns he snagged at one point, that they two of them can send up- logic help him, logan's not sure how much longer he can go on denying the truth

they don't kiss, don't even get close, bc logan's too busy trying to deny the truth and remy's still got a million trust issues

but remy's hand is slotted in logan's nearly the entire time, and they release their lanterns at the same time, and they hold each other's gazes a few times too long, and that seems pretty damn close to Something for them

they head back to the kingdom land before the other boats. logan knows remy will prefer to hear what he says without too many people around them, and if logan's being honest with himself? he's running away. he's running away from this closeness before it can get him (it's already gotten him, but he's always been so good at lying)

then logan gets shot :D

bc mother gothel found that note and she didnt like it!! she was after remy as soon as she saw it, and now she's caught up, and she's not letting anyone keep remy from her

she comes totting a crossbow that she levels on remy the moment she sees him. demanding he come home, saying the world is too dangerous for him to be out and about, pretending the crossbow is for logan instead, that he's a threat, can't remy see he needs to come home with her? where it's safe?

remy doesn't move. mother is supposed to be safety, right? he should go with her

...he doesn't want to leave logan

things escalate. logan says he'll never let gothel have remy again. remy doesn't react to this, but he doesn't step closer to gothel either. her frustration builds. the trigger gets pulled

it's unclear who she meant to hit but logan's the one who takes the arrow through his chest, barely even thinking as he made sure he was between remy and the projectile

by then, the townspeople have begun returning to the town, so there are people to grab gothel, ensure she doesn't attack further. someone runs for the king and queen, because one soldier recognizes gothel, as long ago as it's been since she was last seen and known and Wanted by the rulers, wanted for taking their baby

people try to approach logan, to help, but remy curls around him, refusing to let anyone near, not trusting them, refusing to lose the one person left in this world he cares about

remy's hair has fallen out of its braid, falling around himself and on top of logan, whose head remy is carefully supporting in his hands. logan's trying to convince remy it's okay, everything will be okay, that as long as remy is okay it'll be okay, but remy's really not buying it, not when logan's blood is staining his shirt and hair and his voice is getting weaker and weaker and weaker

"it's okay" logan tries to promise, even though remy can barely hear him over the gurgle of blood in the back of his throat

"how can it be okay? you're dying"

"...and you're safe" logan replies, just barely, wasting the last of his strength to reach up, cupping remy's cheek, holding his face like he was the most important thing in the world, "you're safe. and i love you"

logan's eyes slip closed after that, and they don't seem to be opening again soon

remy could do a lot of things now. scream, cry, breakdown. he's already pretty close to doing a lot of them

but instead, he sings. he sings the song mother gothel always made him, the one that could deage. he doesn't know what it will do. but he hopes against hope it'll do Something. that it will save logan Somehow

and before the eyes of the town, before the eyes of the king and queen just fetched from their castle, they watch as remy's hair glows with magic not seen in nearly two decades

it's dangerous for remy. gothel had always taught that. people would do Anything to take his hair if they knew. but he doesn't care right then. all that mattered was logan. nothing else

he doesn't even realize what he's managed to do until logan's gently shaking him, telling him he can stop singing, it's okay, for real now, he's okay, they're okay

and you know how it goes from there... the king and queen reveal that Yep Remy You're Our Daughter, logan is accepted by the family bc Took A Hit For Remy Our Daughter, remy and logan continue to have their own issues due to Childhood Abuse but with each other, and their love, they get better... and they get to live happily ever after

[hxseok-honee]

When I say I was reading this and vibing to your playlist I ain't lying baby ✊🏻✊🏻

"my girl don't want me cause of my dirty laundry..."

LMAO which one is more awkward, Y/N or Remy? It's a 50-50 and I shall squeeze their adorable cheeks 😍

Ok but srsly... is there anyone MORE CHAOTIC than Jin? Although him calling Y/N 'babygirl' is making me feel things I'm not going to lie 🤠🤤

Yoonie you fucking bitch stop making my heart fluTTER IT'S NOT FAIR TO MY HEART PROBLEMS nO 😭😭😭 I might die from 🌠cardiovascular palpitations 🌠🗣 📣I have no regrets fam ✊🏻

Sooooooo pouty duck is spending some time with Y/N 🤭 BFFs gO!!!!!!!!!

I left the best for the last 🤤

If Y/N with Remy is awkward, with Hobitch she's awkward, stupid, cute, adorable, daring, and bold aT THE SAME TIME WHAT KIND OF BULLSHIT HOBI WHAT MAGIC DO YOU HAVE BOI

She canceled on him, lost a breath while texting, which happens to me too, bLURTED OUT THAT SOME THINK THEY BE BUMPING UGLIES, and then invited herself to the breakfast 🙀

🗣📣We StAn A cOnFiDeNt QuEeN ✊🏻🤤

I lost several breaths while writing this hehehe

Have I said how much I love your work? I deadass adore you!!!

P.S idk whose this meme is but this is true ✌🏻

BRO THAT GIF OF TAE UGH HES SO BABIE I CANT WAIT TO BRING HIM INTO THE CHAOS UGHHHHHHHH i might have to update twice today JUST to bring tae in mmm love him

also i would like amend that jin did not call her babygirl her called her baby grill which is WORSE

honestly this update was just yn running around trying to explain things and doing a TERRIBLE JOB AT IT bc shes as awkward as remus and doesnt know how to act shes just that mr krabs meme where the whole world is spinning and hes confused

[labellerose-acheron]

OK I’LL DO A FEW: Romas and Tomally, Bellan (idk what THAT name is but for now it works, Susan and Belle, Tally and Lou, LAN... Rose and Candace (I just think they’re neat)

Rose and Thomas 

when they were dating, rose wore tom’s sweaters and stuff a lot and they were very big on her and tom thought it was very cute.

he actually asked her if she would give his sisters some hand to hand combat lessons, but it never came to fruition because they broke up before she met his fam

she probably still has a sweater or two of his. that’s okay, she can keep them - tom

they used to stay up really late in the night just laying there talking about stuff and they both kind of skirted around the Heavy Stuff but they kind of had the understanding they were both #goingthroughit and it was nice to just talk to someone else.

Tally and Thomas

now that tom has driven tally’s car, he’s gonna wanna do it more. she’s got him hooked now, RIP tom.

sometimes she sends him like really overtly flirty things like “wow look, remy is doing a date night deal” and tom goes “wow thanks! i bet phil would love to take his fling of the week to this” and tally is just like >:(

tally definitely thinks tom is flirting with her because he is just a Gentleman and like holds the door open for her and compliments her whenever he sees her. tom has no idea what is happening.

if they start dating, tom is 100% gonna be unaware until someone else says something. it will probably be phillip, and then john will have to confirm it. 

San and Belle

belle is teaching san to read! she’s also teaching opal to read, so she sits with both of them with picture books and is teaching them the alphabet. (san is only slightly better than opal.) (also this is probably the cutest hc i’ve ever had.)

belle thinks san’s white coat is very pretty and has told her so. lou did not speak to her for the rest of the day when this exchange happened. (HE is the prettiest wolf.)

lou and belle have gotten in a fight over san’s style. lou is trying to coax her to dress more like he wants her too and belle keeps arguing that she should be able to wear whatever she wants as long as it is societally appropriate. 

belle is like...pretty sure that san’s pack/her mom are dead, but she doesn’t know how to say that and doesn’t want to crush the girl. but, she’s also torn on whether or not she should say anything and it’s driving her crazy.

Susan and Belle

susan is one of those customers in the shoppe that belle just kind of smiles at when she comes in, because susan usually knows what she wants. 

belle is aware that susan has some “dark” magic hanging about her, because hades has noticed it, but belle is very much of the opinion that “dark” magic doesn’t really mean anything besides “underworld” magic and as long as they don’t have any reason to worry about her, she’s perfectly friendly.

if anything, it’s made her more intrigued. susan was coming into the shoppe before hades and belle met, so once belle found out, she was like...a little more friendly toward susan and susan probably noticed...belle is just nosy.

i think that hades should start a book club but it’s like only “dark magicks” and that susan should definitely join, this isn’t a hc but a plot pitch. thistle will join too.

Tally and Lou

im sorry but lou has no opinion on Tally. okay, if anything he thinks she’s a little tacky but he has few opinions on people who don’t really have anything to do with him.

that being said, since she is like “competition” with marie’s stuff, he’s gonna be keeping more of an eye on her. sabotage? it is not off the table...

San and Lou

lou makes san check in at least once a week so he can be sure she’s not dead in a ditch somewhere. 

adelaide has only met san once (she hasn’t been in town much), but she was at first kind of wary of her but after about an hour she decided that san is precious and now always asks about her when her and lou talk (which is not often (he’s mad at her))

marie, on the other hand, thinks that san absolutely cramps her style and wants little to do with her lmao (obviously this is up to bee but im just doing a lou’s family theme)

ber feels bad for san bc lou is being extremely ... toulouse about “raising” san lmao -- he has probably offered her a joint and gotten yelled at by toulouse about it.

san brings her laundry to the bonfamilles because ... where even is san living rn? i dont know -- but it distresses nounou greatly. HOW does she get so much dirt everywhere?? 

lou is secretly v protective of san and will literally throw down at teh first available opportunity if anyone fucks with her.

Rose and Candace

they both are friends with henry and when henry introduced rose to candace it was as “a family friend”...henry has a lot of “family friends” but candace is just kind of jealous of this so she doesn’t think much of it

candace absolutely thinks rose is hot -- she has that like rough around the edges, slightly unhinged vibe that candace is into. she has definitely asked henry if she was queer and henry is useless so he was like “i--don’t know?” 

they have never hung out on their own but they’ll chat at parties if they see each other. be like bathroom friend bitches y’know like hanging out in a group but then one of them is like ugh i have to go to the bathroom and the other is like okay omg i’ll go with you!

i think they should be better friends.

[kabutoraiger]

now that i have completed all but one 90s sentai i feel i am finally in the position to give you all the rundown. which of these should you be watching?

fiveman - nah. as much as i’d like for some of you to meet my excellent daughter remi i can’t in good conscience tell you to watch fiveman unless you’re a fellow completionist type. it’s just not really worth the time commitment frankly. but please watch the ED on youtube if you can find it bc it’s so cute.

jetman - YES. required iconic viewing. i mean it’s pretty divisive and there’s a chance you might not enjoy it but i really think you need to experience it for yourself to be certain. nothing else quite like it.

zyuranger - depends. if you watch sentai specifically for the main characters and their relationships then uh, zyuranger doesn’t really... have those? but if you just want to watch some truly bonkers shit unfold or witness ms soga machiko work her delightful villain magic then yeah it’s fun & wack.

dairanger - yeah!! they’re so good please meet them... i mean the show is super fucking bizarre even by the standards of the time but... you will love them too i promise. nothing is quite like dairanger either.

kakuranger - um... well... this is a tough one bc a lot of people seem to like kaku and maybe you might be one of them but i’m. not. i don’t like the team dynamic at all and the theming is really weak and the tone is a mess. so personally i’d say skip it but that’s just my onion :/

ohranger - no...? ohranger is pretty tragic to me; i still don’t quite understand how turning it goofier also resulted in an almost total lack of character. it’s a baffling disaster of a show and only occasionally in the enjoyable way. but. if you’re watching the softsubbed fansub version at least, visually it looks fucking incredible, dude. this is the peak of 90s sentai aesthetic. could be worth checking out just for that reason.

carranger - maybe? wouldn’t exactly call it a must-see but if you’re ever just in the mood for something real cute and simple and silly that doesn’t require you to expend much brainpower on it then sure.

megaranger - at this point i feel like i shouldn’t even have to say it. you should and must watch megaranger at the nearest opportunity and i am this close 👌 to breaking into some of yalls homes and downloading it for you.

gingaman - yes! i mean unless you want your sentai to be some kind of thrill ride of twists and excitement. but if you’re a normal person of reasonable taste who can simply appreciate charming characters being charming then please watch it.

gogov - (i look at the camera and shake my head)

[vancilocs]

In thirds, cain and mercer, max and roo, and krea and trias?

yeet

1. What is their relationship to each other?

Together, married, soulmates, whatnot

2. How did they first encounter each other? What did they first think about each other? 

Mercer was trying to kill Cain and almost got killed himself, Cain went to check what the fuck happened and found a guy with no arm bleeding out and dragged him to a safe place + healed him against his better judgement. Mercer basically thought Cain was a dangerous bloodthirsty mage and Cain was both scared and annoyed at a hunter finding him, not to mention the hunter looking quite a bit like the one who shot his ear off when he was 14

3. What is their relationship like now? 

Living together in the forest, learning magic, appreciating nature, appreciating each other, very much in love

4. What will their relationship be like in the future? 

Together until the end of the line, no breaking the bond they have built

5. What traits does each person find endearing in the other? 

Cain is calm and level-headed and has a much subtler way of showing affection, so he’s a very grounding influence on Mercer which he can appreciate. Cain realized through Mercer how nice it is to be openly and unashamedly loved and how good it is to share everything nice in your life. Both are also very passionate about their interests and good listeners, eager to learn and support

6. Which traits does each person find annoying in the other? 

Mercer can be loud, brash, lose focus (makes things like meditating hard), he’s needier than Cain attention-wise so sometimes Cain just gotta ask to be left alone for a moment (Mercer doesn’t mind that at all, he gets it). For Mercer, Cain is a slower teacher who takes his time introducing Mercer to magic and its aspects, so Mercer can get frustrated bc he wants to learn how to make lightning already

7. How often do they see each other? How often do they talk to each other?

They see each other pretty much every day, if not the whole day then at the very least they spend the night together most of the time. Rarely the other goes on a longer trip and might be away overnight or a couple of nights, but still sends birds to the lover to reassure everything’s okay

8. Could they live together easily? Why/why not? 

Not in a city but both really enjoy their nomadic lifestyle and each other’s company so the way they have is good for them

9. How much physical contact would these characters have with each other? 

Oh a lot. And with Mercer’s wooden arm he gets to finally give Cain some good hugs, hold his hand more and even do his hair if he allows. Mercer is more touchy-feely and Cain doesn’t mind it most of the time. Also cuddled up is the best way to sleep

10. What would they get for each other as birthday gifts? 

They don’t really give gifts, especially when living together. Earlier Mercer would always bring sweets from the city when he went to the forest to see Cain but now they probably don’t even celebrate birthdays.

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11. What hobbies do they share, if any?

Music (Cameron plays, Max appreciates), maybe makeup? Max will contour Cameron and give him a bit of a 5′o’clock shade before he goes on HRT. Also videogames probably though Max is less of a gamer

12. Do either of them have any hobbies or interests which annoy the other?

No, Max is a huge supporter of the band and Cameron her first makeup channel subscriber

13. Do any of their beliefs (religious, moral, or otherwise) differ? Do they conflict strongly? 

Nah? I doubt either is super religious or anything. They agree on things and don’t do things that piss the other one off

14. Who is the better cook? Who is better at general household tasks? 

Max is a great cook and is happy to make dinner for Cameron too, also probably somewhat neater than Gamer Bro McChickenNugget over here

15. Which of them is more adventurous? Is the other adventurous enough to go along with them? 

Cameron is rowdier and took Max along during high school days, nowadays she doesn’t have much time but supports him wholeheartedly

16. Would they go on holiday together, and where would they go? 

Probably have gone before, city holidays and/or beaches especially after top surgery are great

17. When one is feeling down, how does the other respond?

Ask about it, offer to bring snacks, offer a shoulder to lean on, offer advice if they have some or solutions, just be there and present and ready to help if asked

18. If one was in a difficult life situation, what would the other do for them? 

Anything really, they’d let the other live with them, borrow money if needed, borrow clothes or makeup or whatever, mi casa es su casa

19. Has one ever had to stop the other from making a very foolish decision? And did the other listen to them? 

When Nevan came crawling back Max told her no of her own volition but Cameron would also have told her to tell Nev to fuck right off. But Max didn’t listen to him before when it came to that woman

20. Has one ever strongly encouraged the other to make a big decision? Did they go through with it? 

Cameron always told Max to dump Nevan (and she did a couple of times but in the end it was Nev who ended that farce). Max told Cameron to be straightforward with his feelings towards Jules bc she could see how much it was dragging him down after years of pining

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21. How would one feel about the other being in love (with them or with someone else)?

Krea is aromantic and doesn’t date, but he does love Shae with all he has in his own way, so idk how Trias feels about that. Krea doesn’t really care about Trias’s love life, but wishes she finds happiness and stability in her own life. Just please not with Shyn she’s so annoying. He wouldn’t want Trias to be in love with himself either.

22. Are there any other people who are a part of both their lives, e.g. friends or family members they share? 

Both associate with Remy, Krea is definitely not his friend though. He tangentially associates with Shyn too by letting her kill evildoers. Qizare is a friend of them both, Vastravia loves Krea and... Trias not so much. Tolerates her if anything. Vosgi doesn’t like her, Jun is neutralish, a bit negative. Shae likes Trias more than you’d think but is also careful about getting too close.

23. How does each person feel about the other person’s family members and close friends? Do they get along with them? 

Krea doesn’t like any of Trias’s friends except for Kiki.

24. Do either of them get jealous over relationships the other one has with friends/family/romantic partners/other people? 

Krea doesn’t, Trias might. Krea has his handful (three) of lovers past and present and does show PDA with them so if Trias is annoyed by that then tough shit lmao (also he has loving familial relationships with Kiki and Vastravia and speaks highly of his parents which Trias lacks so that might make her jealous)

25. Is either person jealous of the other’s wealth or possessions? 

Nah. Neither flaunts it. Krea’s most precious possession is his rifle, he’ll give Trias his old cloak himself

26. If the pair of them had to look after a young child or pet, what would happen? 

Krea is suspiciously good at looking after children and being a dad, wouldn’t let Trias touch it though

27. How far would each go to protect the other? 

Very far, neither is shy about going to the extreme if the other is in serious danger. Trias went mano a mano with Athena of all people to keep her off Krea and later skulked around his hospital room and caught Lyla red-handed so

28. Is there anyone else that each person would protect over the other, if they had to make a choice? 

If anything then Krea deciding to protect someone he deems weaker, because he knows Trias is more than capable of looking after herself. Would trust her to understand this

29. If one died, how would the other respond? What would happen to them afterwards? 

Krea would have lost a friend and he’d be sad, angry, seek justice as he would for anyone else. He did die for a moment, and Trias would have lost a big inhibitor if he had stayed dead

30. How far would each person follow the other? Would they trust them enough to commit crime because the other asked them to?

Krea won’t commit crimes on her behalf, in fact he kinda tries to keep people from doing crimes. There is not much he would do for her without wanting to know every single detail of the plan.

31. If one wronged the other badly, would the other forgive them easily? 

I don’t think either would forgive easily if it was something that genuinely hurt the other and broke the trust. They’re close, but some things they want to keep secret and make it clear they want to keep secret so digging into those would be bad. It’d take a while to get the trust back.

[stcllac]

alright let’s go lads time to inform u on the bois

viviette delacour

yall know her

she’s a model who’s almost finished her senior year and she’s gonna continue modelling as a career for as long as she can

it doesn’t really matter either way cause her family is fucking Stacked

she’s also a superhero because 1) she wants to help people but also 2) it’s an escape from the pressures of always being in the spotlight. even though being a hero gives her a lot of attention, no one knows it’s her, so she can pretty much act how she wants

her hero-self is a bee theme and the public took to calling her queen bee so she just went along with it

she wears a ring that she uses to transform and she’s super stressed whenever she has to take it off for modelling but she makes sure it’s on her person if she can help it. the ring is magic obviously so if the argenti got their hands on that ?? uh yikes

vivi is super anal about keeping her secret identity an actual secret and isn’t about to go telling anyone, even her closest friends if she can help it unlike some people we know

she lives in the downtown area in a place called glaycier which one of her mothers is the mayor of. the place is very classic france in terms of architecture and just general vibe. it’s the place she usually keeps safe and doesn’t usually need to leave for other areas for whatever reason

with the impending war, of course, she’s been making an effort on the frontlines in all areas, but she sometimes isn’t available as her modelling work continues and she also needs to make sure her identity is still intact

she’s the type of hero that doesn’t get super angry easily, but when she’s angry at you, even if she’s in the middle of saving you, you’ll Know

possible connections & stuff

pls give me her fellow heroes they can know each other’s identity or not i don’t mind, i just need a squad for her to get exasperated at

colleagues !! modelling friends or even just people in entertainment she’d probs know of them at least

hestia seasonaire

yall know her too lbr

she’s a demon and a faery or was anyway which can be a Bad combination but she never used her powers for evil she inherited her mother’s niceness much to the dismay of daddy demon

she preferred not to spend time at home and would instead go out and pretend she was a normal human or something and get a taste of regular society and all that fun stuff. as much as she loved her powers she thought living on the surface would be waaaaaay better

very enthusiastic and preppy and loves gossip so she’s always just “tell me eVERYTHING” and genuinely likes to listen to people

was probably a cheerleader at demon high school

she’s super nice and everything thinks she’s incapable of harming anyone or anything but she would probs gladly roast her father alive

when the aliens first invaded, hestia and rosie went out to see if they could stop them since they’re powerful demons and all, but they were unprepared and so they’re pretty much dead now but still live on as ghosts

bold of the argenti to assume that’d stop hestia tho

she tries to help as much as she can from the afterlife, like seeing if missing people are dead or not and passing that information on

the gossiper inside is still alive and so she’s always finding out everything about everybody, like your grandma ?? yeah she’s telling her how you used to shove gummy bears up your nose while watching barney

possible connections & stuff

ghost friends !! people she spends time with in the afterlife

old demon buddies she knew from school or something if she can she’d probs come and visit !!

people she met when she was gallivanting around on the surface who didn’t know she was a demon faery princess and just thought she was a cool human girl but sURPRISE she died and now you’re just finding out who she really is

noire seasonaire

aND ANOTHER ONE U KNO

aforementioned daddy demon is her uncle

her own father has always vied for the title despite being the younger brother but noire isn’t interested in any of that stuff, she just wants to make potions and do magic and live her life

is very fascinated by the world on the surface but has never been allowed to leave home for very long at a time, and so she’s probably only met a few people once or twice

everyone sorta assumes she’s the “normal” seasonaire but surprise bitches she’s making love potions and practicing resurrection rituals in her basement

her mother ?? isn’t around anymore. she was used to conceive a child and once noire was born was just sorta tossed away

her entire room is like a giant library. need something obscure ?? noire probably has a book for that

when the argenti invaded she wanted to go help hestia and rosie but hestia was just “hONEY NO IT’S OK WE’VE GOT THIS” and now feels super bad like she could have done something if she was there even tho she would’ve just died too

and so she’s dedicated to resurrecting hestia and rosie. it’s mostly just bc she loves them and doesn’t want them dead, but also bc she feels responsible

she’s also put her foot down against her father and basically had a giant demon tantrum in order to be allowed on the surface to help the fight. she still mostly helps from home but a lot of people know about the tiny demon princess who’s ready to die for them

possible connections & stuff

demon buddies !! people she knew growing up basically

people on the surface that she’s starting to get to know by helping everyone, she’s a pretty friendly person sO

remy maxwell

oh look a new one

he’s just a normal uni student tbh, like he’s aware that a lot of the other cities have superheroes and magical creatures and just all-around crazy people, but he prefers his quiet life

or at least he dID, the argenti kinda changed that and now his life is a Mess and he wants it to end

the cul-de-sac he lives in has become a prime safe-area that doesn’t have any monsters for whatever reason so there’s all these people taking a break from fighting there and he’s just internally “gET OFFA MY LAWN”

he’s kinda uncooperative and just gives one-word answers to a lot of people unless he knows you, which he probably doesn’t because he has the social graces of a toenail

he’s a psychology major who minors in literature so his skillset isn’t all that useful in combat but he has a weapon from sb laboratories he can use and he likes to think he’s pretty skilled at it

he lives at home, but his parents aren’t around much bc they’re always travelling, like people ask where they’ve gone now and he’s just “yeah i think this is their...................fifth or sixth honeymoon idk”

he’s not even scared of the argenti he’s just annoyed by them like he sees a creature lurking on his roof and he gets the broom and is just “fUCK OFF”

he just wants to go the grocery store without infected trees trying to kill him man

possible connections & stuff

give him his neighbours !! i headcanon that he and the other kids on the street he lives on are kinda close and have always played together since they were young and they’re still always around each other even tho they’re older now

someone young in the fight who stops by the cul-de-sac regularly who remy’s sorta taken in as his fake younger sibling

fellow uni students !! even tho school is probably cancelled bc u know..............evil aliens he probs still sees them from time to time

ginerva starkweather

BDE -- big dumbass energy

she lives in the wilds in a magic-ish type forest that i haven’t named yet i’ll get back to you on that in a witchy cottage that’s sorta hidden but ?? it’s not exactly a secret it’s just how the location is

she’s a witch and has been for her entire life, but she’s also been kind of alone for her entire life ?? like she’s just always Known she’s had magical powers but she sorta had to train herself and raise herself she was raised by the woodland creatures

she’s a disney princess but a really fucking stupid one

her best friend is a fox called mitzy who has been her loyal companion since the two of them were wee babs

she thinks magic is the solution to most things and doesn’t really see the appeal of science and modern shit and all that fun stuff, like she doesn’t have a phone or a tv, has never been to the suburbs or the downtown area really, she just chills and often forgets more modern places exist

her magic is what pays the bills as she advertises herself as “your own personal witch!!” so people can hire her for her to use her magic however they want, though there are limitations

she heard about the argenti by encountering some monsters herself and, after that, by her clients telling her and asking if she can do anything, so now she’s dedicated herself to finding a way to blast those damn aliens away once and for all

the main problem is that she hasn’t even thought of teaming up with the scientists to discover a solution, thinking she has to do everything herself because she’s just ?? never had to depend on anyone else before so it’s not something she’s even thinking about

possible connections & stuff

clients !! people who ask things of her magic-wise and pay her to carry out what they want and all that fun stuff, she’s super nice and social if that’s relevant at all

someone pls tell her that she should go and join forces with the scientists and shit. and give her a phone

the woodland creatures who grew up with her or helped raise her !!

siwoo bae

AH WHAT A FINE DAY FOR SCIENCE

siwoo grew up in the suburbs with parents who had high expectations for their kids and siwoo was no exception, but that wasn’t a problem for him since he was a genius from the get-go really

he was initially very proud of himself and what he achieved, and for a while his parents were, too. but as he started growing older they assumed that his inventions and experiments would become bigger and greater and soon their expectations were far too high for such a young kid

it was then that he started to just ?? slip off the radar in a way ?? let his siblings take the lead while he kept everything to himself and he would avoid family dinners and just isolate himself in his room and the lab it had become

when he was in his early teens taking away his 39045830490th science fair prize, he was offered the chance to start up his own science lab/company. at first he thought it was too good to be true and that this person was fucking with him but nOPE it was true

and so he became the ceo of SB Labs downtown, and he moved out there without his parents knowing so he wouldn’t be disturbed by them bc he kNEW they’d want a cut of his profits and he’s just like “pls no”

the older he became the more he shut himself in his lab and now he rarely ever leaves, relaying messages via his androids (woo-bots) or video message, but even the latter is rare

he’s a very shy person and has little to no social skills tbh he’s hopeless

when the argenti invaded he was On That Shit, studying any samples he could get his hands on and making weapons that were as effective as possible against the monsters, but still only showing his face when absolutely necessary

most people are kinda Shook that this 22 year old dude is the ceo

possible connections & stuff

his siblings !! idk how many there are i didn’t think that far ahead but basically they’d have the pressure against them that he did and he isolated himself from Everyone which includes them probs rip

someone pls drag him outside for once in his life

just people he would interact with for the war he needs to be social

briar kang

yeah that’s not her real name

briar is the lead singer of a band called acantha, but when she was growing up her parents told her that she couldn’t pursue music and had to follow a career path that would “actually lead somewhere”

she didn’t give up though, and when she was sixteen she told her parents that she wasn’t intending to go to university, instead wanting to head to the downtown area to make it in the music industry

she was promptly disowned, so in retaliation she changed her name

she and her band members struggled for a little bit until they played at a battle of the bands and were scouted and the rest was history pretty much

their band is known for being “larger than life” the type of people who like to hype up a crowd and just live in the moment rather than thinking too much about the past or fretting about the future. obviously, they have to be business-savvy and professional, but they like to keep it real, which is why a lot of their fans appreciate them aside from their music

briar can be kinda petty. i can confirm that they held a concert in her hometown in the suburbs just to piss her parents off

she’s an artistic person and gets inspiration from just about everything, but she’s also kind of unwavering when it comes to her artistic vision. she’s willing to compromise with her bandmates but pretty much no one else. she doesn’t want to go against her ideal sound/vision/concept/whatever solely because it’ll “make them more popular” as she feels like she’d be lying that way

the argenti haven’t broken her spirit, and she’s taken to using her fame to tell her fans that they need to step up and fight

acantha totally holds charity concerts and stuff to help fund anti-argenti programs and stuff

possible connections & stuff

PWEATHE.................GIMME HER BANDMATES.......................PWE A TH E

any other people in the industry she knows, ‘cause she would

elythe varelle

we been knew

the princess of the faeries, one would expect elythe to be spoiled and set up for life, and in some ways, she was. she was given everything she wanted by the servants, but never her parents, who were “far too busy” to deal with her

in her family, the title of ‘heir to the throne’ is something that has to be earned and not something one is born into, something eli’s been told since the beginning

but alas no matter what she does she’s just not good enough and her parents still won’t look at her, plus the people believe that she’s just a brat due to the sneaky and snarky way she acts and they’re not totally wrong but i mEAN

she’s a very difficult person to get along with and so she prefers to keep the staff members who work with her the same as when she was young since they know her and how her mind works, plus they see the good in her

the epitome of “can you blame me, i never got no love”

now that the argenti have come, she’s decided to see their invasion as an opportunity rather than a threat, which would be fine if she was rEALLY helping humanity, but she’s probs choosing the wrong way of doing things

aka she wants to resurrect 2 of the argenti’s first victims -- hestia and ambrose seasonaire, to show off that she has the magical prowess to be the next fae queen

aka she’s a dumbass who doesn’t see the bigger picture

she also kinda doesn’t understand exactly how the world outside of the land of the fae works ?? like she’s got all the magical sections of the wilds down, but the rest ?? probs not

possible connections & stuff

other faeries !! people who work in the castle or anything else really

people she meets during her journey to resurrect the seasonaires yeet skeet

[stvrmwitch]

Camille I'm annoying myself today pls tell me about ur apocalypse gfs bc i am a SUCKER for werewolves and witches or even just witches if u decide not to go the werewolf route

gross fact: the werewolf thing is 100% possibly because I’ve been watching too much teen wolf again, banging pots and pans screaming where are the lesbians while I go

So. 

Remy is a witch and she’s not all that good at it because she never needed to be. Basically, she can do party tricks. Now that civilization is a bigger joke than it already was, she’s expanding her magical horizons. Mostly this means keeping herself fed and watered. Though after she meets Mags, they hunt down any information that will make her magic stronger. So the apocalypse really just provided her an opportunity for growth. Not that she’ll reach some chosen one status, but she becomes a big witchy badass over time.

Maybe Remy even has a Barney Bag of magical wisdom???? A whole ass library in her fanny pack??? I’m thinking yes on that.

Not to Reveal My Kinks on Main or anything, but werewolf Mags is literally just too hot to deny myself the joy of writing. My next step is to indulge in lore research. I’m going to know so much more about werewolves and also myself by the end of this.

I like the idea that Mags can sniff out magic and maybe that’s how she found Remy. So like their relationship was mutually beneficial and that’s why they paired up. Mags gets a witch’s magic on her side (even though she comes to find out Remy is a novice at best) and real talk Remy just has a competency kink. Did she get that from me??? Death of the author don’t fucking @ me. 

Mags is like............ really talented with a sword in her hand. Any weapon tbh. And Remy is sort of enchanting *WINK WINK* if a lil magically lacking, so dumb shit like Remy charming all of their weapons to react like mood rings is surprisingly attractive to Mags. Aaaaand let’s just throw “Can’t Help Falling in Love” on the wip playlist because that’s the goddamn mood, Ry. It’s the goddamn mood.

Uh, let’s see what else... 

They’re both soft, very kind souls. Especially to one another. Mags maybe has family idk yet, but they’re on their way to Remy’s grandmother’s house—and this journey almost ends when Remy jokes please don’t eat her lmaooo—because it’ll be heavily warded and Grams is just 5000% better at the whole magic thing. They spend a lot of time together in flowery meadows (for the aesthetic, again dont @ me) and Mags picks dead flowers just to watch Remy practice bringing them back to life.

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Whats up I’ve spent most of the evening dicking around in sims 4 making the characters from each taz arc and then creating amnesty lodge and playing around w/ the commitment crew a bit so here u go have some screenshots 

from left to right: irene, remy, nadiya and kardala

lucretia, lup, magnus, mere, barry, taako, davenport and my sweet child angus. i was gunna make some of the others too but they have a limit on how many sims u can have in one family /:

Aubrey, duck, ned, mama, barcley and danny who honestly probably has the worst fashion of them all but she’s valid 

ned has the multi millionaire aspiration with the traits kleptomaniac, materialistic and creative. his t shirt has a ufo on it bc of course it does he’s ned fucking danger chicane 

aubrey has the comedian aspiration because there isn’t a magic one or if there is I don’t have the expansion for it yet. her traits are creative, cheerful and good. all of her outfits are just as emo as this one 

duck has the nature “perfect garden” aspiration with the gloomy, loves the outdoors and loner traits bc he is my sweet depressed son. The outfit honestly isn’t changed much from the one sims first generated for him 

mama! she has the big happy family aspiration with loves the outdoors, good and family oriented traits bc she loves her weird monster family a whole bunch. her bedroom and study are basically in the same room and she’s suffering 

my gentle lumberjack dad barcley, he has the same aspiration as duck with the foodie, dog lover and loves the outdoor traits. his bedroom is basically empty but the kitchen is full of his little touches.

finally danny! We don’t get much to go on in canon but her aspiration is to be an artist and she has the art lover, loves the outdoors and bro traits. all of her outfits are just as ugly as this one 

danny doing what she loves in her frankly painfully colourful bedroom

barcley in mama’s office playing video games, having some down time bc he deserves it 

and finally aubrey learning to play the piano, probably so she can woo danny lets be honest 

[meanwhileinoz]

40 Of The Funniest Reactions By Twitter To The New ‘GOT’ Episode Beyond The Wall

Twitter’s Reaction To Everything Is Always Hilarious.

This Post Will Contain Spoilers Of Season 7 Episode 6.

That might be because of all the memes. In this case however, I fully agree with all of the following posts. I mean come on! This episode left us all practically shell shocked. I mean who would have thought Drogon would have gone down that easy.

Honestly, I don’t care if they kill humans in the show but dragons really? I am sure the whole ‘beyond the wall’ battle had all us biting our nails. So following is some of Twitter users reaction to new episode.

#1 Never Cross This Line.

BTS footage of #GameofThrones season 7 episode 6: Beyond the Wall #ThronesYall http://pic.twitter.com/cHXe28mSjU

— bella (@eesabp) August 21, 2017

#2 And It Never Will.

That blade of flames never gets old! #gameofthrones http://pic.twitter.com/qzMeQzzDpM

— Jessica Veronica 🦄 (@colexicana) August 21, 2017

#3 My Paperbag Popped In The First Two Seconds.

#gameofthrones got me http://pic.twitter.com/iHTODZ6lvF

— Princess rebel (@obiwindukin) August 21, 2017

#4 Really? Then What Is With All The Longing Looks?

“He’s too little for me.” OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO #GameOfThrones http://pic.twitter.com/zDDBmtbUxr

— Glamour (@glamourmag) August 21, 2017

#5 And Yet He Succeeded Or Did He?

#GameofThrones Anytime LittleFinger speaks: http://pic.twitter.com/v9GMuFs70n

— GoT Things (@GoTthings_) August 21, 2017

#6 Drunk Dwarf For The Win.

Dani, a word, please? Nobody on this show ever scored points with us by trash-talking Tyrion. We LOVE our drunk dwarf. #GameOfThrones

— Richard (@alltvallshade) August 21, 2017

#7 Then You Realize All Your Nails Are Gone.

Me rn #GameOfThrones http://pic.twitter.com/Y0qRXwfHKd

— Darren (@djohn90) August 21, 2017

#8 Yet He Had A Weapon For Killing Dragons. I Wonder Why?

#GameOfThrones White walker was like… http://pic.twitter.com/XHzNVpaUq4

— Tiffany4Honor 🎀🎀🎀 (@princess6400) August 21, 2017

#9 His Big War Hammer Didn’t Help Much Did It?

YES. GET OUTTA THERE GENDRY. GET THE HELL OUTTA THERE. GO GO GO. #KEEPROWING #GameOfThrones http://pic.twitter.com/kB64vBjVyC

— Faith D’Isa (@FaithNoMoar) August 21, 2017

#10 Because Game Of Thrones?

But really, why are men allowed to make choices on this show? #gameofthrones

— ¯_(ツ)_/¯ (@SonicBananas87) August 21, 2017

#11 Don’t Even Know What To Say To This.

A bunch of Steven Bannon ancestors chasing Jon’s Squad now #GameofThrones #ThronesYall

— Black Nerd Problems (@BlkNrdProblems) August 21, 2017

#12 That Is The Magic Of Game Of Thrones.

It use to take an entire season for people to go one place to another on #GameOfThrones. Now it takes 10 minutes. 😂

— ronald isley (@yoyotrav) August 21, 2017

#13 Nobody Should Disturb A Person Who Is Watching GOT.

GET OUT 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️ #GameOfThrones

— Khal Draghoe (@brownandbella) August 21, 2017

#14 I Think He Was A Bit More Faster.

Gendry right now #GameOfThrones http://pic.twitter.com/JdWheuDJf2

— GoT Things (@GoTthings_) August 21, 2017

#15 A Moment Of Silence For Thoros.

Damn. RIP Thoros of Myr. #GameOfThrones http://pic.twitter.com/cVxfbPPpk1

— Khal Draghoe (@brownandbella) August 21, 2017

#16 Do It! Just Do It!

Guys. You gotta burn Thoros, he was killed by a zombear. He’s gonna be a wight. Kill him. Do it. Do it now. #GameOfThrones NoConfederate

— Donna Dickens (@MildlyAmused) August 21, 2017

#17 Game Of Thrones Ya’ll.

Gendry: disappears on a boat, MIA for 3 years Also Gendry: cuts hair, becomes most important character in Season 7 #gameofthrones

— Ice Ice Gendry (@AreyouthereZod) August 21, 2017

#18 Always And Forever.

Beric’s party trick > your party trick #gameofthrones

— Remy (@Lemon_Monkeys) August 21, 2017

#19 We All Are.

Looking forward to all the Boston rally / #GameOfThrones memes tomorrow: http://pic.twitter.com/fH6DZsAof1

— Todd Gibson (@BreakingRad) August 21, 2017

#20 When You Don’t Know If You Are A White-walker Or Not.

The look jon snow & the rest gave waking up on white walker island = to what I look like checking my texts after a night out #GameOfThrones

— Matthew Thomas (@The_MA_Thomas) August 21, 2017

#21 That Is Exactly How It Went.

Night King waiting for Jon to make a move like. #GameOfThrones http://pic.twitter.com/uasZ7xE6BO

— Tony Stephan (@OmnipoTony) August 21, 2017

#22 Yes She Had Time To Shop After Drogo Got Killed.

damn Daenerys, is that Dolce and Gabbana ‘Winter is Here’ edition? #GameofThrones http://pic.twitter.com/AfI4EGA8wC

— Lᴏʀᴀs Tʏʀᴇʟʟ (@SerLorasTy) August 21, 2017

#23 All We Care About Is Her Awesome Outfit.

Daenerys flying in to rescue her man like a BOSS while slaying tf out of her winter outfit. I love a heroine #GameofThrones http://pic.twitter.com/l0As3ilQZw

— Arre (@arrestormborn) August 21, 2017

#24 Sometimes Running Away Is The Best option. Too Bad They Didn’t Have That.

Me when I saw Jon’s Suicide Squad vs the oncoming army of the dead #ThronesYall #GameofThrones http://pic.twitter.com/ZS3rQk4yLT

— Marielle (@SoyMarielle) August 21, 2017

#25 You Die!

THATS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DONT PROTECT YOUR HEALER#GameOfThrones http://pic.twitter.com/TKVyjotjAY

— bab (@unlovabla) August 21, 2017

#26 Game Of Thrones Is All About Cool Clothes.

Come through with that winter coat Dany!!!!! #GameOfThrones #DemThrones #ThronesYall http://pic.twitter.com/owDpYgIh3H

— Brandie (@msbranp) August 21, 2017

#27 And He Was Able To Capture The Rare Pokemon, The White Walker.

Lol. Jon Snow edition of entering an icecave full of wild zubats when you only needed 1 to complete your pokedex #GOT #GameOfThrones

— Samantha Mitchell (@sunnyfox88) August 21, 2017

#28 They Are Set On Fast Delivery This Season.

I swear the ravens come with the overnight shipping option. #GameOfThrones

— Him Again. 🇻🇮 (@ViSneakerBoy) August 21, 2017

#29 How Come You Didn’t Bring Me One?

when u open a pack of gum in class#GameOfThrones http://pic.twitter.com/RU9xCV1Lyw

— Jαмιє (@aIfiealIen) August 21, 2017

#30 I Almost Choked.

This battle scene #GameOfThrones http://pic.twitter.com/gf7L5Ff1jN

— Chris Shumaker (@Chris__Shumaker) August 21, 2017

#31 Fetch Is Never Going To Happen.

Dany’s outfit tho #GameOfThrones #ThronesYall #NoConfederate http://pic.twitter.com/lw9zqKCJkC

— Black Girl Nerds (@BlackGirlNerds) August 21, 2017

#32 Game Of Thrones Gives You Whiplash.

50% of this episode, I’m laughing hysterically. The other 50%, I’m screaming my brains out. #GameofThrones

— Faith D’Isa (@FaithNoMoar) August 21, 2017

#33 She Totally Knew What Was Going TO Happen So She Was ready.

Dany put on her finest fur to go save Jon and em. #gameofthrones http://pic.twitter.com/HayPJBNjOk

— High flying Bitch (@ErbanLady) August 21, 2017

#34 She Has A Lot Of Time When She Is Not Giving Jon Longing Looks.

When did Daenerys find time to visit Jon’s tailor? Bc that fur coat is BAD BITCH CERTIFIED. #GameOfThrones

— Khal Draghoe (@brownandbella) August 21, 2017

#35 She Wishes That She Would Have Listened To Tyrion Now.

This is what “Enough with clever plans” meant? 😭#GameOfThrones http://pic.twitter.com/KIOYBztXWu

— ᑕapdeviel|e (@JLCapdevielle) August 21, 2017

#36 I Bet They Are.

Are these zombies wearing yeezys? #GameofThrones

— Ashley Reese (@offbeatorbit) August 21, 2017

#37 ‘Dumb Cunt’ Line Of The Year.

*throws a rock* “Yeah, that’ll show them.” #GameofThrones

— Alexzandra Enger (@AlexzandraEnger) August 21, 2017

#38 He Is Still Hiding Deep Beneath This Temporary Persona.

I miss the alcoholic dwarf. Who was the smartest man in the room. #gameofthrones

— Daddy Ali (@ShamzBats13) August 21, 2017

#39 ‘Fuck It’ 

#GameofThrones #ThronesYall When The Hound clocked that wight square in the damn face http://pic.twitter.com/7fq1a9yuqn

— ThronesYall (@ThronesYall) August 21, 2017

#40 Game Of Thrones Is The Leading cause Of Anxiety These Days.

I have too much anxiety right now #GameofThrones http://pic.twitter.com/gsR2ePhFFq

— father of dragons 🐉 (@OatsFull) August 21, 2017

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[ashleybenlove]

Cap'n Drakken

The pirate episode! This one came out around the time POTC: At World’s End came out. (This ep: 19 May 2007; POTC: 25 May 2007). I am watching it ten years later and there’s a POTC film currently in theaters. Sigh.

Kim, Ron, Monique, Bonnie, and the rest of the senior class are going on a class trip to the beach. 

Ron is extra about packing.

Apparently their trip venue had a freak storm involving volcanic ash so they end up going to a living history town. And Barkin’s gonna have them graded on it as they pretend to live in the 18th century. And their ride there is actual horse and buggy.

Steve Barkin’s dad. Franklin Barkin.

Period dress comment which Ron mistakes for meaning he has to wear a dress. He wore a dress previously apparently. I’m gonna wag my finger at transphobia.

No modern tech allowed.

Also there’s a parrot. That talks. It busts Ron’s chops.

Team Possible (and Bonnie) in 1700s clothes.

They get assigned jobs. Ron’s a blacksmith’s apprentice. TERRIBLE IDEA. THAT’S NEAR FIRE. ALSO, HICCUP IS A BLACKSMITH’S APPRENTICE. NOICE.

Barkin’s dad in a dress. Kim accidentally calls him ma’am thinking he was a woman (from behind). Show, stop it. 

Kim has to churn butter. Sorry.

Bonnie has to collects eggs from chickens.

Drakken has a bottom of the sea lair. I think that was the case in the Lilo and Stitch crossover episode? (Which I’m not watching bc it’s a L&S episode and not KP. Also, actually the American Dragon and Proud Family crossover eps were way better, from what I can remember).

Bonnie is having a grand old awful time with chickens. 

Ron is terrible at blacksmithing because of course he is. Hiccup Haddock could school your ass immediately. I’m embarrassed for you. 

Kim finds Ron watching fireflies in a jar. 

Also we don’t see what 1700s job Monique was assigned??? Though, it probably was not good and she’s a young black woman and well... we know what her ancestors were likely experiencing.

Kim goes over to where Monique and Bonnie are sitting among some classmates by a fire. Monique asks about Ron. Kim tells her don’t ask (he’s watching fireflies in a jar pretending its tv). 

300 years this town has been doing this thing. Barkin Sr mentions pirates and Ron’s literally like “DID SOMEONE SAY PIRATES.” and sits in between Monique and Kim. 

Black Eye Brown in 1725. The town beat him. That is 282 years from 2007 but it’s probably like 2005-2006 in the show verse. 

Remy the Parrot is descended from the Pirate’s parrot Roger. 5th generation, and seeing as its a parrot, a Scarlet Macaw based on what it looks like, and their lifespan per Wikipedia is 40-50 years typically but can live up to 75 in captivity. So the bird being only 5 generations away from Roger the Parrot is plausible (I had been prepared to call it out).

Ron: That must have been so cool, to, y'know, to fight off the bad guys and save an entire town! Kim: Uh, Ron? We do it on a daily basis.

Drakken found a chest at the bottom of the sea. It got stuck in a tube.

Shego: Do you see that skull and crossbones. It doesn't exactly say 'open me.' Drakken: Yeah, when have I ever cared about warning labels, Shego? Shego: Got me there.

He opens it anyway. Gold is found and also he gets possessed by a pirate spirit.

Rufus was helping Ron with the blacksmithing. The bird calls it out.

Kim made a small pat of butter and she shows Ron. 

Bonnie describes the issues she had with the chickens as “creative differences.” 

“Careful, Bonnie. You know what they do to witches in this town.” KIM. They hang them and they wear a suit of armor I think.

Wade shows up and he’s on a horsey! Ron thinks it’s not real. No, it’s real. It kicks him. 

Kim rides on the horse with Wade to a yacht. Ron’s so happy! 

Kim: Spankin', Wade! But not exactly eighteenth century. Ron: Gotta save the world, Kim. Kim: Oh, you just wanna watch satellite TV.

Remy is calling it out. 

Drakken is dressed as a pirate now.

Drakken calls Ron and Kim scurvy dogs.

Shego attempts to start a fight but they bring up the undersea lab bit and then RON GETS A SHARP instrument and causes water to come in. Kim promised Ron he could do that. Oh my gods. I love it.

Drakken: Shego! To the escape craft! And save my booty. Shego: If I had a doubloon for every time I've done that.

CACKLES.

The bird sees Drakken and thinks its Black Eyed and sits on his shoulder. 

Drakken as a pirate calls Shego a wench AND SHE DOES NOT LIKE IT. “call me 'wench' again and we'll be planning a burial at sea.” She’s gonna kill you, Drakken. Plus it’s an archaic word for prostitute. OH MY GODS. 

I love that yacht. 

Shego has to put up with so much shit from Drakken and Remy. She doesn’t understand and then the bird says something and she looks up Black Eye Brown. The hovercraft has internet so she does Interneting.

Magical silver cutlass. Black Eye Brown looks like Drakken. Also he vowed revenge from beyond the grave. Extra.

Kim is driving the yacht while Ron is the hot tub. KIM KNOWS HOW TO DRIVE A YACHT. OF COURSE SHE DOES. 

Drakken and Shego steal the cutlass.

“Y'know, you've been calling for those 'hearties' of yours for an hour now. I think that sword has seen better days.”

But then they show up. So yeah. Pirate spirits. 

When the town sees the ship heading their way, a guy presses a button and there’s a garage with cars and the guy has a phone. Hah. The town flees

Drakken’s ship is blowing cannonballs. Kim and Ron run towards the yacht but Kim stops and is like “uh Ron?” and he’s like I wanna go to the yacht bc he’s failed already (grade-wise) and then the SHIP BLOWS UP. 

They’re gonna use an older vessel and Barkin Sr is a captain so they’ll sail under him. And Bonnie and Monique get recruited too. 

Bonnie’s like “I’ll go to the lido deck” and Monique’s like “This isn't a cruise ship, Bonnie.” Monique has seen Kim’s mission work. She knows this is serious business. That this is gonna get dangerous. And for that matter, Bonnie has seen Kim’s mission work too. She nearly died in Bonding.

Kim has issues with the clothes and the tech of the ship. Monique finds Kim some clothes that are still period appropriate but not a dress.

😍💯👏💖👌

Bonnie is seasick. She wants off the ship. But they’re literally in the middle of the ocean so you’re SOL, Bonnie. I’m so sorry.

KIM HAS A SWORD. YEAH. ACTUAL WEAPON.

Shego gets put into the stockade by actual pirates. HAHA. 

Kim is grabbed by several pirates and its then when the ship with Barkin and co starts firing on Drakken’s ship.

Ooh, Ron, Monique, and Barkin have a sword too. But Ron loses his and then Monique and Barkin sword fight with badguys!!!!!!!!

“Kim is so gonna pay for this.” Bonnie says as she deals with seasickness.

Kim steers the ship away from some rocks and the ship turning away from the rocks is such cool animation!

Drakken has a sword pointed at Kim. It’s such a serious moment because I think even Shego and Ron are concerned that he’s gonna gut her. The bird steals it. Also Rufus is on Remy’s back.

Shego takes the sword for a bit and Kim messes with the boat to fuck up D&S. The chest falls into the ocean and so does Drakken. Kim saves him! And the spirit leaves Drakken.

Shego gets the hovercraft and Drakken and they leave. Also ships sink and Wade comes to get the good guys. 

And this is awesome as fuck:

Barkin Jr gives Monique, Kim, and Bonnie an A. Ron probably too but he got himself stuck in the pirate suit of armor thing that actually was what they wore for their hanging. Dang, talking about the death penalty.