#no I’m not sorry at all

[magpiepills]

Appalachian! Joel

•he’s got a chaw of bakker

•he wants to take you spottin

•tells Tommy he’s lookin for bare asses and dear faces

•gets you hardees with the coupons he keep tucked under the visor strap

•gives you a buckeye

•takes you swimming in the quarry

•comes foolin around your holler

•don’t take kindly to the law

•inflated sense of justice

•taste in breakfast foods is exquisite

•gets gas station boner pills

•fucks you in his gmc

•points out woolly worms

•calls you his ol girl

•hasn’t got a lick of sense

•won’t go up in them woods at nighttime

•knows of a church where they still hold snakes

•has a rrg sticker on his truck

[minjimunji]

bi 4 bi percabeth,,,,, 👉👈

[subterra-rose]

Honestly pokemon is the ideal universe not just because there’s cute animals that are your life companions, but because they have walkable cities and adequate biking infrastructure

[chloesimaginationthings]

Where the nightmares began in FNAF 4..

[mangozic]

pre-distortion michael shelley but pointier and more shaped

[fatliberation]

anti-fatness is not just body shaming.

anti-fatness is discrimination. anti-fatness is having next to no legal protections for being discriminated against. anti-fatness is being denied housing, jobs, receiving less pay and promotions (legally) because of your size. anti-fatness is being denied access to clothing, seating, transportation, and other human rights because infrastructure has been designed to exclude you. anti-fatness is less likelihood of receiving a fair trial. anti-fatness is dehumanization. anti-fatness is being denied necessary surgeries, but not surgery that amputates the digestive tract with the intent to starve and shrink you (it doesn’t work either). anti-fatness is mutilation. anti-fatness is being subject to torture devices that bolt your mouth shut. anti-fatness is being told by close friends, family, and professionals that you are better off living with an eating disorder or other life-threatening illness. anti-fatness sells you starvation as a guaranteed opt-out of oppression, but doesn’t tell you that bodies will always regain weight to survive. anti-fatness blames and punishes you for failing at an achievement that is quite literally impossible. anti-fatness is a $90 billion dollar industry. anti-fatness is being denied gender-affirming care. anti-fatness is being barred from in vitro fertilization and reproductive healthcare. anti-fatness is being barred from adopting children. anti-fatness is being removed from your loving parents because they couldn’t make you thin. anti-fatness is intentionally starving your own baby so they won’t get fat. anti-fatness is disproportionately high suicide rates. anti-fatness is being killed at the hands of medical neglect and mistreatment. anti-fatness is the world preferring a dead body over a fat one.

[public-benches]

one of my favorite things in dunmeshi is how chilchuck turns out to be the guy in the party with the least to hide despite how much he goes out of his way to act all secretive. like the more we learn about everyone else it seems like they’ve all got like trauma or crimes or even just oddities that they don’t share explicitly not bc they’re hiding anything, but just because it’s never come up, or it’s too much of a hassle to explain, or it just didn’t occur to them. meanwhile, Normal Man Chilchuck is finding new gray hairs every morning because his friends want to know how old he is and his darkest secret is that his wife left him for being… too secretive. like up against a monster-phile, a dark mage, a circus attraction and Schrödinger’s cannibal, him making such a big deal out of having three adult kids is kinda epic

[pangur-and-grim]

every time I say “starting nooooow I won’t have any major expenses” something HAPPENS! there’s raw sewage backing up from my drains, and apparently the plumbers will need to break the floor and the wall to get to the pipes and fix it.

if the cat stuff hadn’t wiped out my bank account, this would be annoying but manageable. as it is…..I’m going to try to get everything up in the store for Friday.

[akemisalem]

i can’t believe how much he’s serving in the middle of a literal war

[princeoxca]

game night

[wispscribbles]

I love your ghost design. I wanna squeeze him :⁠^⁠)

If no hug then why hug-shaped???

[bioshzrd]

this random ass guy who’s entire bit is that he can move like this is the only good wesker fan ever

[war-forged-storms]

Kinda need to have sex in a hot boxed car. Like I want to be hazily touching up on someone and every breath and pant is just getting us higher. To be surrounded by the heavy smell of weed, stuck in a cramped space, groping and pleasing each other through our clothes while everything feels so good.

[lifeisablackhole9]

you fuckers thought i forgot about elf practice didn’t you?

[chloesimaginationthings]

William Afton into the FNAF-verse

[anna-scribbles]

i need to know everything about them immediately