one of my favorite Percy headcanons is that even after he no longer has the Curse of Achilles, the small of his back is still his Achilles' Heel. It won't kill him but it's still his weakest point.
Like, he hates if anybody even brushes against there unless it's Annabeth because it's too sensitive and it basically physically hurts him. He has to be the little spoon Always because it makes him feel like his back is protected. If anyone hits him in the small of his back even without a lot of force, like a friendly slap on the back, he will crumple like wet paper. His friends poke him in the small of his back just cause every time he will immediately stumble and start complaining at them and they find it funny. If someone actually smacks him in the back with any amount of real force he will be on the ground immediately and stay there. If he gets actually scratched there he will be bedridden for days. The curse may be gone but he will always carry it with him.
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Wanna see art try and subtly adjust himself in his little tennis shorts when you call him "Artie" :(
baby, we can see that tent.
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ELIZA SCORN HAD A BABY WHILE WE WERE LOOKING AWAY?
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what if elves were like super weird. can we make elves super weird? like yah they're still pretty and elegant all the things elves already are but what if they made weird noises to communicate like clicking and whistling and purring and what if there ears were like really long and could move and fluttered when they're happy and dropped when they were sad and you know how you can move your ears a little bit ?? yeah well elves can do that but just more bc there ears are longer and they have more movement control and stuff and what if they were also just like super weirdly flexible and can could turn there necks around like an owl and they were all double jointed in every joint and could just fold them selves in half and stuff
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piggy-backing off of my post about jean being bisexual meaning he isn't less queer if he dates renee: some of yous have got to cool your jets about jerejean potentially not being canon it is getting a bit silly at this point. it isn't the end of the world it is entirely possible for you to not read TSC. that's always an option. these books—TSC as a series—is about jean; it also appears more to be closure as much for jean as it is for nora herself. all of these OCs that we take for granted as a fandom are nora's. there is nothing wrong with headcanons but playing god & declaring yourself more knowledgeable about these characters than their CREATOR is just the behaviour of a cunt who doesn't care about creative integrity or creators. if you want to ignore canon, go ahead. don't make it gospel or try to speak over nora or anyone else in the process bc it's not that fucking deep.
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Actually the implications of John also being bisexual are so fucking tasty to me because like. OG John has no support system and no protection against the world except his own perceived strength so he learns to ferret out anything that can possibly be seen as weakness to those around him and that includes any affection or attraction he might feel towards men because nothing screams "stay in your fucking closet" like spending all your time around a fringe subculture of serial killing doomsday preppers in the Midwest during the Reagan era.
By the time he notices Dean starting to look a little too long at boys his age, he's probably convinced himself that whatever he felt (still feels but ignores) was a temporary youthful indiscretion, and of course Dean can't afford those, doesn't get to have those, he's got to be a soldier. He's got to be a better soldier than John, even.
I dunno I've just had enough conversations with family members who are loudly but somehow also mildly homophobic and yet say or do things that make me *eyeballs emoji* not to think this is not only possible but arguably likely.
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do we think cele got his nipple piercing because of bezz? kind of suspicious that it's just the one and on the same side, isn't it....?
literally and iconically i think yes he absolutely did…. everybody at that academy is making body jewelry decisions based on their not so secret idolization/psychosexual obsession with valentino rossi but CELESTINO is making similar decisions based on his idolization/psychosexual obsession with his hot friend MARCO BEZZECCHI !
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Okay okay hear me out please…
Jake with nipple piercings.
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