#no 🥺

[heartsoftruth]

Lewis after sprint qualifying P7 in Qatar | 29.11.24

“[This was] Same as every other qualifying; not that great.”

What were the challenges? “I’m just slow. Same every weekend. The car felt relatively decent, no issues, not really much more to say…”

“The long run didn’t feel too bad but when you’re always back where I am it makes it almost impossible to be competing for wins. But that’s the sprint. I’ll do what I can tomorrow. 

Positive that you can reset tomorrow? “The positive is that the car is fast, George should be able to shoot for pole tomorrow.”

We know this can’t be a YOU thing.  “Who knows… I’m definitely not fast anymore.”

[ear-motif]

Have you watched Mizumono yet? 🫵👹

DNJCJRCJJFFJ LISTEN….LISTEN…

[cherriegyuu]

figure skater jeonghan is officially over 10k

[waveoftheocean]

tfw you have a reputation to maintain but a sparkly alien keeps trying to become friends with you 😔✨️

[pangur-and-grim]

one thing that took me embarrassingly long to learn is "sometimes when people say things, they will not be true."

I used to tell people about this revelation and they'd be like yeah.....duh.....but like, why wouldn't my base assumption be that you're communicating to me in a straightforward manner. anyway, I get scammed a lot.

[batcavescolony]

Odysseus: I am different, I am no longer the man you married, it's been 20 long years but if you could just fall in love with me again?

Penelope: if you can do something for me

Odysseus: anything

Penelope: move my wedding bed.

Odysseus: I can't, it's made out of a living tree, to move it I would have to destroy it. How can yo-

Penelope: oh, I thought we were asking each other stupid questions?

Odysseus:

Penelope: 'FaLl iN lOvE wItH mE aGaiN' to do that I would have had to stop loving you.

[o0kawaii0o]

I'll tell you a secret... my name 'Sam' is short for 'Samson'.

[anundyingfidelity]

me and the logan hoes 😭

[softshuji]

*frowns*

I have to go see the other girls instead?

-Rindou

Do you want to? Don't you wanna see girls who are ...I don't know, prettier and stuff? You have whole clubs full of them, you could have anyone you wanted, and I expect that because of who you are. It wouldn't offend me if you wanted to see one of them over me, I'm not exactly the world most wanted woman or anything. I would want you to pick me but it wouldn't surprise me if you didn't.

[joonieskinks]

simon ghost riley is sometimes a little blunt (warning: smut)

You adore him for who he is, but it still unnerves you with just how blunt he can be at times.

It usually happens privately with just you:

“In about 5 minutes, I’m gonna eat you out.” He says as you are in the middle of The Goblet of Fire on the couch. You almost choked on your popcorn.

Or you’re doing laundry in the morning. “We need pineapple juice next time we’re out, want you to enjoy swallowing next time you’re suckin me off.” Jaw dropped.

He does it in front of the team too- and sometimes it’s even worse:

You accidentally dropped your lip balm onto the bar floor while fishing it out of your purse and bend to pick it up.

“Haven’t seen that angle in a while, dove. It’s been too long since we done doggy.”

It’s a never-ending series of eyebrow raises when Simon decides to open up his mouth and you’re around, needless to say. You brunt all of the embarrassment and the deep blushes, Simon couldn’t give a shit. He didn’t even clock it when John, Johnny and Kyle would all give him shocked looks. Man just owns it. Completely unbothered.

“Youre wearin the skirt you wear when you wanna get fucked. That your goal?”

“Simon!” You hiss, you can feel the red hot heat rush to your face.

But he just stares back at you, waiting for your response. You can hardly believe how composed he is when his Captain is right there glaring at him.

“So?”

“I need another beer.” John excuses himself, he can’t even look you in the eyes right now. Kyle joins him shortly after making a run for it, but you’re left with a quiet Johnny patiently waiting for you to respond. Eager, almost. Joy.

“You can’t just say things like that in public, especially not in front of your friends!” You lecture, pulling down your skirt in the process.

“Why? If you wanted to fuck, you could’ve just said so, love. Give me 2 to down this pint and I’ll meet you in the toilets, yeah?”

“Simon!” You smack his thigh.

“Can I watch?” Johnny asks excitedly.

“No!-“ “Fine.”

Johnny’s face lights up while yours gives Simon a death stare.

“Do you want it or not?” You roll your eyes and throw your purse over your shoulder.

“You two are ridiculous.” And they watch you walk away.

Simon only shrugs, pounding back his beer before coming after you. Doesn’t make a difference to him if he fucks you here and now or at home and later.

“… so is that a no?” Johnny asks with puppy eyes.

[firephoenix23]

Like I literally have second hand embarrassment for Vox after seeing what Alastor ACTUALLY is like in a rivalry.

Like homie wishes he could be that close to Alastor 😂😂

[gotchibam]

Chandelure ko-fi doodle for solar!

[willabee]

she has a willatine for you ☺️

[pangur-and-grim]

I can’t believe what I’m seeing. I NEVER thought this would happen!