#no :D

[reaurelynios]

task: rehabilitate the attendant

[tack-tick]

Other diseases/illegal breeds

Woobification- Can affect any of them but is most common in the dsmp class and dsmp bench trio. Symptoms are self-pity, crying a lot, developing puppy dog eyes and others around them slowly becoming more like caregivers than they are normally. Fatal because the woobie will eventually stop eating out of fear something bad will happen

Villainification- Most common in DSMP Wilbur. Symptoms are red eyes, becoming meaner than normal and being feared by other MCYTS. Fatal if the villain self destructs

Parentification-Common in older MCYTS such as Philza, Mumza, Puffy and Awesam. Symptoms involve younger MCYTS becoming dependent on them, becoming softer and more parental, and over protective of younger MCYTS. Is related to Fridging. Is not fatal but does alter personality and can disturb younger MCYTS so should be taken to a doctor

The Crimson- WARNING:HIGHLY CONTAGIOUS. QUARANTINE MCYTS WITH THIS DISEASES IMMEDIATELY. Commonly originates in DSMP Bad, Skeppy, Ant and Hannah but can easily spread to other MCYTS. Symptoms are hostile behavior, cult like behavior, drawings of eggs and red growths on their skin. Not fatal but a cure has not been found at this time

Double Life Syndrome- Two MCYTS who share lives due to a genetic defect. Commonly happens in the Hermitcraft class and if they are born near each other. Results in both MCYTS sharing lives. Common pairs include Grian and Scar, Pearl and Scott and Soliditary and Tango. Must be very careful with these ones.

Hardcore-MCYTS specifically bred to have one life instead of the usual three or unlimited. It is now illegal to do this. Can happen to any MCYT however nowadays Hardcore Philzas are the most common. This is due to a Philza’s already high survival tendencies making them perfect for fighting arenas and have bets placed on. Must be treated with extreme care and a hardcore Philza is required to have a comfort Mumza or Technoblade with him

@demonadelem here ya go I added one more :D

[thedemonconstantine]

Double backstab

[mindboogling]

I love making a gag character for D&D, forgetting they’re just a gag character, and then take a step back to look at the original ref

[noodles-and-tea]

[blabberoo]

;]

[riacte]

not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]

[fluorescentbrains]

running for president as a member of the American Fujoshi Party with a foolproof plan to address male loneliness

[probablybadrpgideas]

The Monster Manual but it's blatantly written by the monsters

[conceptofjoy]

fuuuck um maybe

[clownsuu]

I could NOT get this out of my head for the life of me

[camilleflyingrotten]

[huyandere]

no one is born to be alone

[tragicsiblings]

— (insp)

[crew-yah]

"hOw cAN YoU MoCk a DEaD mAn??"

Well, unfortunately, he was reckless and didn't prepare ahead of time, so he failed to meet the requirements that prove he actually NEEDS access to quality grief and mourning.

His limited plan only covered brief consideration as a passing thought, so unfortunately, he had to pay for his own consequences out of pocket. 🤷🏽‍♀️🫤🤷🏽‍♀️