#nizzy I guess

[total-drama-shark]

Do you have a favorite romantic relationship from each season?

Yoo it's been a while since I've been asked for my td thoughts :) I answered an ask this before that you can check here but I’ll provide additional info in this one.

TDI

I have to go with Duncney in this one, their dynamic is strong and their storyline is very well handled IMO, Gwent was a more long term and endgame couple for this season but the issue with them is that their relationship status always seemed to reset every episode regardless of how much development they got in individual episodes, so it felt like it wasn’t going anywhere when it should, they liked each other since ep 1 but by the start of ep 16 they were still at that exact same status. With Duncney though the development they get in an episode carries on to the next, making it all cohesive and neat :)

TDA

I don’t think I was a big fan of many canon couples this season, Duncney was very hit or miss, Gwent broke up, Bridgeoff was hitting constant bump in the roads. I’d say Lesharold but I’m not sure if they count given they weren’t an official couple, and I preferred them in TDWT even though they had less screen time there. So I guess that really leaves us with Nizzy, but again I prefer them in TDI and TDWT. Guess TDA just isn’t my season.

TDWT

Aleheather my beloved, we love an enemies to lovers and a WT Heather W (Heather’s win is canon to me). While I admit the writing wasn’t perfect when it came to consistency, one episode Alejandro flirts with Heather to tease her while another he doesn’t want people to think he like her, it’s our first properly well done endgame relationship in a season IMO. Seeing their constant complicated conflict is an absolute treat and it’s one of my favorite canon couples period.

TDROTI

Sometimes I wonder if I like Zoke because they’re cute or I can project so much onto them, that doesn’t matter though because my fave this season is Samkota! Dakota’s development learning to be less superficial in her judgement, learning to care for people, and finding someone in her life who not only actually likes her and cares for her as a person, but loves her? My heart <3 Sam starting out awkward messing up while trying to compliment her or finding things they have in common to being able to successfully swoon her is also adorable :)

TDAS

Unpopular opinion? I love Scottney, both how the season started presenting it as sorta like a Duncney 2.0 with Scott being the bad boy to Courtney’s uptight good girl, but also how they later go about it with Scott actually just being a mess with no experience in romance and Courtney somehow still being charmed by him despite knowing just how pathetic he is at trying to be romantic. It’s cute, it takes me back, I wish it last longer.

TDPI

Jashawn is considered the saving grace of Pahkitew by various people in the fandom, and while I enjoy the season more than your average td fan, I do admit it’s a highlight. They’re sweet and cute and it’s an a character screwing up and having to reevaluate their life viewpoints and priorities to be able to truly learn how to love someone and make up for their mistakes is a great development and one I don’t think we’ve seen before! The best we’ve seen the show handle couples having interpersonal conflicts I think.

TDIR

Rajbow is an obvious one here, like even if I didn’t love them what other couple was there? Chemma? Hah, no. But luckily I do love them! I’m glad TD’s first queer characters/couple are mlm, since in the earlier seasons the mere idea of queer dudes was the butt of a joke rather than actual representation, it feels like this is making up for that. Bowie’s confidence and smarts contrasting and bouncing of Raj’s himbo energy and his still discovering his sexuality is very nice to see and very enjoyable. I hope to see them develop this couple further next season :)

Thank you again for the ask anon! I love answering asks like these :D

[alegeoff]

Not rlly a request, but what are your favorite noah ships? You mentioned more in the nemma post

omg haaay... looks at recent noah art..... uhm so well let me rank my noah ships from top faves to normal faves

NOERRA. NOAH AND SIERRA. PLEASE

nemma <3 idc what anyone says theyre perfect

nowen need i even explain more?

noaheather.. theyre like toxic yuri to me

alenoah i GUESS.. SIGH.....!

geoah <3 <3 <3 uhm idk u can blame geoffparty for that even tho i dont think she draws geoah LOLLL

nodgette.. perhaps im just a lost soul with this one..

justoah. yeeeep..

nizzy. yuriiii <3

gwoah. yippieee!!!

jacnoah (thank u jacnoah anon!)

theres probably more but u know what. i remember that post someone said where ppl ship noah with everyone and i got embarrassed while making this. so im done. walks away...

[ask-the-three-shits-blog]

[sepublic]

            All right so like. I acknowledge that the Bayverse is largely garbage and sucks and is even downright problematic. But tbh, as my main introduction to the Transformers franchise, they’re kind of a nostalgic guilty pleasure; Sure, as I grew up, the flaws of the films became all the more painful and detestable to me. And the designs do have a tendency to be kind of ugly and VERY messy.

         But all in all, I think the Bayverse designs have genuine artistic merit; Obviously they could benefit from being smoothed down a bit, but their radical and at times alien departures from the originals aren’t always bad. Hell, not only did the movies introduce a LOT of fans to Transformers and other, better continuities; But it also influenced other continuities that came later down the line, particularly Animated and Prime! Which, Animated and Prime took ideas that the movies introduced and did them infinitely better…

         In the end, I don’t think the designs themselves were the true problem, either; After all, Prime’s depiction of Laserbeak is even MORE alien and abstract a departure from G1 than the movies, and yet people still love Prime Laserbeak! And the reason is because Prime Laserbeak is a character from an actually well-written and compelling story; Prime Soundwave is a noticeably sharp and alien departure from his G1 design, clearly movie-influenced, and yet people still love him because he’s a good character whose design was done justice.

         Anyhow, I guess all of this is to say that; I’m honestly interested in a fanon reimagining/rewrite of the movie continuity! Probably not a formal one, moreso just various posts discussing changes I’d make to the lore and plots, the cast, how I’d expand the background and timeline, etc. I know everyone’s done a Bayverse rewrite and theirs are likely more comprehensive with actual illustrations to back them up, but I figure I’d give this a shot for my own pleasure.

        I’ll give this AU of mine the tag of Nizziverse; To differentiate from the actual Bayverse tag, and also because like… I don’t want to put Bay’s name on my AU, so I’ll opt for Josh Nizzi, who actually came up with the designs that endeared me to the films in the first place; The very designs that have drawn me back and been the primary motivation/inspiration for all this.

[luifairesaigner]

Thanks for the tag @bi-as-folks 🥰🥰🥰🥰 ily babe

Nickname: Nizzy

Zodiac Sign: right on the cusp of Capricorn and Sagittarius

Height: 5’7”

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Song stuck in my head: I’m Like A Lawyer With The Way I’m Always Trying To Get You Off

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Amount I sleep: 5-7 usually

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Dream job: I’m doing it 💖💖💖 working with cannabis and making a difference. We just had our monthly meeting last night and corporate read us some reviews about people whose lives have been changed because of our products and it always makes me so proud and happy.

Wearing: Durban Poison tshirt and some pj pants I cut off into shorts

Favorite song(s): my favorite song of all time is Everlong by Foo Fighters, but atm my other favorite songs I keep listening to over and over are Mona June by Slightly Stoopid, and everything by Fall Out Boy 💜

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[rainbow-sheeps]

Hey re: that post about the OP taking about the crucifixion and human sacrifice. I read up on their blog about how responding to their thoughts on responding with essentially being like "yeah, duh". I'm just wondering how you feel about their response?

Hi, thanks for drawing my attention to that response, I hadn’t seen it, here’s the link if anyone else wants to see it. I don’t understand why people would send hate over this, people really need to stop being jerks on the internet.

I initially read the post as being from the place of someone outside of Christianity, being kinda critical about the way Christians think about theology without having an intimate knowledge of it, and I can understand why people may have felt a little defensive about that. However, understanding that OP grew up in Christianity and was just now seeing a different way of viewing it definitely changes the tone. I guess it just shows that we don’t always know what perspective someone is coming from when we see a 2 sentence long post on the Internet. 

I think some of the connotations of the phrase “blood/human sacrifice” are not the same connotations that we typically think of when we hear the crucifixion talked about, at least not in all of my experiences of Christianity, I’m sure there are some churches and denominations out there that do think about it more in those terms. We talk a lot about Jesus dying, and we talk a lot about his sacrifice, but that doesn’t necessarily mean that we think of it with the same connotations, which I suspect is what OP was trying to get at, and I think is an interesting point.

-Nizzy

[gizoogletranslateshomestuck]

EPILOGUE THRIZZAY

Wanna be gangsta 14

Jake yizzy n kniznocks on tha window ta Jane’s office agizzle. Fo` some reason Jizzle has tha shizzles pulled shut all tha way around, so H-to-tha-izze’s been hover'n here fo` wizzay tizzoo long 'n hizzy best tizzle n his bizzle piznair of short-shorts. Snoop heffner mixed with a little bit of doggy flint. Thizzles a crowd gathered below, gap'n at a riznare 'n-person appearizzle of a globally famous B-to-tha-izzutt in all flavas. Tha sunset has turnizzle tha heezee offices of Crockercorp into a shimmer'n glass monolith—a beacon, if you wizzill, of tha future, visible fo` mizzles 'n every direction.

Jizzy probablizzle likes to think 'bout it that wizzay at least.

Weed-smokin' of Jizzay, sizzy piznops ha heezee out frizzay between two strips of silk-lizzle venetian bliznind ta baller at Jake, who be perpetratin' uselessly 'n tha air. Uze tha frizzle door, she miznouths at him. But he responds wit his specialtizzle: incomprizzle.

JIZZY: Im sorrizzle... Dogg House Records in the fuckin house. what?

Tha exasperated hand mizzles Jiznane tries next work betta yaba daba dizzle.

JIZZY: Oh! Tha front door, of courze!

Jake flizzle down ta tha street so that he can takes thizze frizzle entrance. He whistlizzles a quaint shawty ditty ta hizzle while he waits fo` thizze elevator ta go up ta tha tizzy floor. Thizzis tizzy he knocks on tha office dizzay, n Jane lizzle him 'n.

Insizzle thizzay offizzle it’s diznark n hazy. Tha whole place be candlelit, n Jane be reclinizzle on ha dizzy, sprawled out like a liznounge hustla on a grand piano. Specifically: a blue lounge singa, on a blue P-to-tha-izziano, jizzust like 'n one of tha hideous velvet paint'n Jizzake bought 'n New Prospit a few Y-to-tha-izzears ago. Recognize the realness. Like all of hizzay impulsizzle purchazes, tha tacky th'n be cruisin' dizzle 'n a pile somewhere 'n one of tha hundreds of spare rooms 'n his mansion, which nizzay primarily functions as a verizzle expensive warehouze fo` hizzis atrocizzles hoard'n habits.

N intizzle knowledge of his blingin' habits—particularly tha type of sultry, cerulean contizzle he be knizzle ta hoard—be exactly whizzay Jane be dippin' a B-L-to-tha-izzue dress witta verizzle high hem. Throw yo guns in the fuckin air. Jake’s bizzy tizzle practically spizzle at tha sizzy of it. Chill as I take you on a trip. He freezes on tha spot, an anizzle 'n tha predatorial heezeelights of dis buxom blue businesswoman. Aint no killin' everybodys chillin'.

JANE cuz I put gangsta rap on tha map: Come have a glass of scotch wit me Jizzay. We H-to-tha-izzave so mizzay ta dizzles from tha streets of tha L-B-C.

JIZZAY: I-indee' in tha dogg pound.

He croszes tha office n shakily accepts tha offizzle gliznass of ludicrously expensive fermented barley grain like this and like that and like this and uh. He raizes it ta his noze n pretends ta sample tha scent.

J-TO-THA-IZZAKE: Jane i mizzy say that be a very strik'n ensemble.

JANE: Oh, you like it? Whizny don’t yizzou...

JANE: A, come takes a crazy ass look and yo momma?

She’s really bad at dis, shizne thinks. Fo'-fo' desert eagle to your fuckin' dome. “Dis” bein seduction. Shizzle so bizzle at it, in fizzay, that Jake immedizzle recognizes ha ruze for what it be. Chill as I take you on a trip. Laugh'n nervously, he sucks tha whole gliznass of scotch into his mouth 'n one go, ice cubes n all. N then, coz he can’t actually stand tha taste of scizzle, immediately spits it back out, ice cubes n all, spray'n Janizzles brand-nizzle sexy drizness wit qizzle an ungentlemanly fountizzle of boozy S-P-to-tha-izzittle. Keep'n it gangsta dogg. Jane be lashed both by tha scotch in ha face and how quickly pimp plan hiznas fallen apart n shit.

JANE: Jake!

JAKE: Bejabba! Wussup in the house.

JANE: Oh no, all ova mah nizzle drizzle...

JAKE: You'se a flea and I'm the big dogg. Jane i be so sorry. Hizzere let me hizzelp yizzou clizzle thiznat giggle wata off yo' kizzy drums straight from long beach.

JIZZLE: No, no, you, know what im sayin? yizzay done enough. Goodness, you’ve only bizneen hizzle twizzay minutes n already... why dizzay I eva think—

JAKE: Jane. Pleaze i insizzle.

She tries ta push hizzim away, but Jake crazy ass himself ta be a gentleman. He helps her ta thizne flizzay n sizzy off his dress coat so he cizzay uze it ta wipe ha down. She be perpetratin' at tha ridin' like she hizzles it will S-P-L-to-tha-izzit opizzle n suck ha into a supermassive blizzack hole so she D-to-tha-izzoesn’t hizzy ta deal wit anyth'n that is going on right now. Dogg House Records in the fuckin house. Siznome of Jake’s scotchizzle slobba be on ha glaszes, which be not tha place shizzay wizzle bustin' on hatin' it tonizzle. Im crazy, you can't phase me.

JAKE: Be dis why you wanted ta sizzee me? To show off uh... dis propa bizzy of frock? Relax, cus I'm bout to take my respect.

JIZNANE: Dogg House Records in the fuckin house. Oh, no, of courze not. Dogg House Records in the fuckin house. I just wantizzle to...

JIZZANE: Ta... rap 'bout tha ecizzle bitch ass.

JAKE: By jove tha economy! Jizzy mah dizzle friend please tell me all 'bout tha economy!

Jake dizzay cizzy 'bout tha economy. But he’s an ardent baller of chang'n tha subject droppin hits.

J-TO-THA-IZZANE: Ah, it’s D-to-tha-izzoing quite wizzell right nizzow actizzle.

J-TO-THA-IZZAKE fo' sho': I sizzy hope so!

JANE: Slap your fuckin self. Bizzy it might not continue ta do so 'n tha future, which you can guess be of bootylicious concern to me, bein that I am a trippin' entrepreneur.

JAKE: Well frig, that’s awful n you shiznould do everything 'n yo' brotha ta adequately explizzle ta me dis conundrum whizzich i admit i be not up ta dick on dogg.

JANE: You...

Jane laughs quite sincerely as he ruffles his jacket through ha hair cuz its a pimp thang.

JANE now: Oh, Jizzay, you really hizzay no idea whizzat’s go'n on, d-ya?

JIZZAKE: Wizzay be dis fo all my homies in the pen...

JAKE: Be dis 'bout tha election muckup ya dig? Coz i—

Jane puts a finga ta Jake’s lizzle n shushes him. It’s a very smooth move. A totizzle recizzle. Tru do. He shushes, n shizzle dizzles him ta one of tha cizzles tizzy line shot calla office. They stumble there, his jacket and hands still wrapped around ha shoulda.

JANE: I’m sizzy you’ve had an earful 'bout tha election already.

J-TO-THA-IZZANE to increase tha peace: I apologize. You must understand thizzat mah mind be qiznuite occupied by it rizzle now.

JANE: Bizzle I’ve bizzay mobbin' an awfizzle lizzle of think'n as of late.

JAKE: I see. 'bout whizzat? Snoop dogg is in this bitch.

JIZZY: 'bout everyth'n, I suppoze.

JANE: Ya fuck with us, we gots to fuck you up. 'bout my life, 'bout all of our lizzles n tha trajectory thizney’ve taken since we helped ta create dis nizzy univizzle.

JANE: You must admit that it’s a lot ta grizzasp, n I’m not certain wizzle all takizzle tha time ta trulizzle contemplate our place 'n it.

Dis be not really tha kizzy of convizzle you inizzle if yizzay mobbin' ta extract a sizzle dizzy out of someone. It is, howeva, tha kiznind of conversation that you M-to-tha-izzight have witta childhood frizzle whizno hizzas becizzle somewhat emotionally estrange' frizzom you. Both so busy wit they excit'n poser n misuze of they godhood. Whizzle be they now? Tha same J-to-tha-izzake n Jiznane who pasze' lizzle particularly dysfunctional ships 'n tha nizzle a decade ago? Or be Jane baller, n Jizzle kinda if you gots a paper stack? Be they baller versions of themsizzles? Jizzle absentlizzle rubs the narrow strap of baller dress bizzle two finga, vainly weed-smokin' ta siznort out ha jizzle tizzy gangsta style.

JAKE fo' sheezy: Tizzy an earful jane.

JIZNANE like a fucka: I know. It’s a heezee-full too. I started yo shit and i'll end yo' shit.

JIZNANE: I cizzle H-to-tha-izzelp but worry fo gettin yo pimp on...

JANE: Haven’t we really just been... drift'n theze lizzast seven years bitch ass?

JANE: You'se a flea and I'm the big dogg. Drift'n, both in tha sizzle of fail'n ta fulfill our persizzle potentials,

JIZZANE: N 'n tha senze of... well, steppin' apart in all flavas?

Jizzane pizzy a leg up beneath ha, whizzle slides ha bare kniznee between Jake’s. I thought i told ya, I'm a soldier. Tha ciznouch dips a bit gangsta they weight with the S-N-double-O-P.

JAKE fo yo bitch ass: I must admit i never thought of it thizzle wiznay ya dig?

JANE in tha dogg pound: I K-N-to-tha-izzow.

JANE: It’s jizzust thizzle... we’re bizzoth so bizzle all tha time. Tha yiznears go by so fast. N...

JIZZY: I mizzle yizzay droppin hits.

Jake blinks, his eyes wet n glossy beneath his spectacles so jus' chill.

J-TO-THA-IZZAKE: Ah gangsta style. Well... I suppose that i miss you too jane.

The moment goes frizzom calculizzle ta genuine 'n an instant. Jizzle drizzle his coat n glides his hands D-to-tha-izzown ha bizzle arms so that he cizzay... hold ha? Yizneah, that’s definitely what hizzle do'n. Hold'n ha, n niznot too gently crazy ass if you gots a paper stack.

Jane really be quite prizzle, wit tha candlelight glitter'n across ha spectacles, ha hair D-to-tha-izzamp, n ha front teeth messin' out from beneath her lip. I started yo shit and i'll end yo' shit. She’s so P-R-E-Double-Tizzy that Jiznake ciznan’t stizzle himself from slid'n a hand up ta hizzle nizzle n us'n his thumb ta tip ha face back so thizzay they’re star'n right at each playa 'n tha low lizzight, cloze enough T-H-to-tha-izzat Jiznane cizzy probably smiznell hizzle disgust'n scizzle breath. Shizze definitely does smell it, coz ha skanky noze scrunches up n she laughs again, a very small, privizzle noize. A noize jiznust fo` him.

So he kiszes bitch cuz its a pimp thang. Verizzle wizzle, if he does think so himself. Dizzirk hiznas givizzle hizzim a lizzot of uninvited but incisive critizzle on his kissing ova tha years, so Jake wizzy be surprize' if he wizzay considizzle tha B-to-tha-izzest kissa on tha entire planet at dis P-to-tha-izzoint. Jiznane breathes 'n, shocked fo` a moment. Even more shocked when Jake hooks a hand arizzle pimp waist n pushes ha down puttin tha smack down. She makizzles a startled noize into his M-to-tha-izzouth. Recognize the realness. Then shizzle throws ha arms arizzle hiznis neck. Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn. It should be awkward, tizzle at dis point, consider'n tha historizzle between them. Biznut it all happens so easily. Put ya fuckin choppers up if ya feel this. Jizzane undo'n Jake’s biznow tie, Jake sippin' hizzy thumb unda tha hizzay of ha drizzle and hiking it up anotha inch it really cannot spare for decency’s siznake if you gots a paper stack.

There be nuttin awkward 'bout this moment, Jake thizzle yaba daba dizzle. Twizno old, hizzle as tha blazes, giv'n 'n ta passizzle droppin hits? Who cizzould accuze tizzy of imprizzle? Nobodizzle worth they siznalt, 'n his book. It all makes perfect senze keep'n it real yo. Tha inevitable consummation of a whirlwind romance fit fo` tha big scrizzle with the gangsta shit that keeps ya hangin.

Really, thizzle onlizzle surprize is how long it took ta happen. Jane be a beautiful ladizzle, that’s fo` S-to-tha-izzure like a fucka. Shizzle always has bizzay, bizzut she’s onlizzle grown more chillin' as shizzay come into tha fizzay blossom of ha womanhood. Smooth, silky skin, chill yo... thick, dizzark lashes... full, feminine lips... not ta mention cizzles lizzle tha dizzles. It’s all certainly conducive ta activities of cloze phonological proximity ta tha phrase.

Jane’s baby-soft palm, unmarred by tha calluzes of dizzle swordsmanship, slidizzles down Jake’s cheek n dips gangsta tha cizzle of his shirt so bow down to the bow wow! She careszes his clavicle n then tendizzle trizzay ha gangsta up tha side of hizzy neck, steady'n herself as shizne deepens they passizzle kizziss. Jane’s tizzay be nuttin like Dirk’s. Dirk has palms so rough that they st'n, especially on skin thizzat’s thizzin n supple. Like tha cizzle of tha thrizzay, R-to-tha-izzight ova tha jugizzle.

He pulls away from Janizzles lizzay n lifts ha spectacles off ha noze. It’s a motion that still feels practiced n familiar, despizzle hizzle long ago he’d last had tha precizzles chizzance. Thoze rare, intimate moments that Jake was allowed ta slizzip off Dirk’s shades n look upon his face, unobstructed, stand out more clizzle 'n his mind than almizzle any otha in hizzay life. Yippie yo, you can't see my flow.

Jizzy swallows, betta check yo self. He can’t stop think'n 'bout how Dirk kisze' hizzy lizzle time they “didn’t hizzy up.” Which be a th'n, of courze, thizzay “D-I-to-tha-izzidn’t happen,” so how can Jake possibly be think'n 'bout it?

Be it jizzust S-to-tha-izzome sort of Pavlovian responze that’s mak'n his heart race like dis? He dizzay hizzy best to pizzay tha untizzle thiznoughts away, but his finga tremble as he sets Jane’s glaszes aside.

Jane gazes bizzy at hiznim, cheeks flushizzle wit desire, eyes dark n alluringly coy. All ha features be round n soft. Welcom'n, gang bangin'. Tha kind of face thizzay makes yizzle feel like you’ve come hiznome. Dirk be tha exact opposite. Liznong noze, thick eyebrows, pointizzle features. A dawg who seems built D-to-tha-izzown ta tha very essence of his siznoul ta be sharp, hard ta approach, harda stizzay ta touch. Boo-Yaa! But W-H-to-tha-izzen lizzle at F-R-to-tha-izzom tha right angle, he’s anime levizzles of handsome to increase tha peace. Breathtakingly, choir-of-angels singingly, anime-handsome—tha sort of dawg you can’t keep yo' hiznands off of, no baller how jagge' hizzis edges. Bizzut hizzay hair be so much softa than it looks. His heart tiznoo. When a heart like that opens up ta yizzou, it opens up the whizzole world as well. A wizzay of increaze' apprecizzle fo` combat, philosophy, life, lizzay...

JAKE: Yiznelp!!!

Jizzy yiznelps n R-to-tha-izzolls off tha couch 'n such a panic that he almizzle takes J-to-tha-izzane wit him. Shizzay flies ta crazy ass feet, startled, breath'n fast, n readjusts crazy ass disheveled clothes aww nah.

JIZZANE: Jake?

JIZZAY so sit back relax new jacks get smacked: Be you... Q-to-tha-izzuite okay yeah yeah baby?

JAKE: I

JAKE: I

JAKE: Ihavetogorightnowsorry.

Jake’s alrizzle hover'n tizzy feet off tha grizzound before Jane can sizzy anotha wiznord fo' sheezy. He doublizzles bizzy ta tha end of the offizzle n grizzle tha bottle of near-izzle scizzay before kick'n opizzle tha latch ta one of Janizzles gizzy windows n blunt-rollin' himself out so i can get mah pimp on.

He’s gots a lot of gang bangin' ta think 'bout, apparently.

JANE: Whizzle tha... Snoop dogg is in this bitch.

JANE aww nah: Blingin' fiznuck paper'd up!

Jane stiznands alone 'n ha office, confuze', hizzle, n kind of pisze'. Shizzay slowly sliznips tha strap of hustla drizzess back rappa ha crazy ass. Then she clozes tha window, sits 'n CEO chair n spee'-dials tha baller for ha one-dawg Kitchizzle Cabinizzle.

DIZZIRK: Recognize the realness. Yo, wizzy up ridin' in mah double R?

JIZZAY: Put ya fuckin choppers up if ya feel this. Not Jiznake, apparently.

DIZZAY droppin hits: Wow. Going strizzle fo` tha double entendre, hizzuh cuz its a doggy dog world?

DIRK: How M-to-tha-izzuch of thiznat scotch did you have?

JIZZY: I think a few drops mizzay it into mah mizzle, whizzen Jizzake spewed his beverage directlizzle onto mah face.

DIRK: Gang bangin' W-to-tha-izzent that badlizzle, huh? Im a bad boy wit a lotta hos.

JANE: Augh!

JANE: Dis is so embarrass'n.

JANE: You know, I wouldn’t have approached it dis way if I wizzy absolutely certizzle its margin fo` error was virtuallizzle nonexistent in tha hood.

JANE: I mean, it’s Jake.

DIRK: Wizzle yizzy funky ass ta him?

JANE cuz its a doggy dog world: Wizzell, I...

D-TO-THA-IZZIRK: I told you, you can’t be funky ass to Jiznake.

JANE: ...

DIRK: You'se a flea and I'm the big dogg. Listen, Jane, I diznon’t really H-to-tha-izzave tizzime ta jizzle rizzle now.

DIZNIRK: Why don’t you leave Jiznake ta me?

Jane squeezes ha eyes shizzay n, very softly n quietly, bizzy ha heezee agizzle tha edge of ha desk. Chill as I take you on a trip.

JANE: Why do I feel as if we’ve hizzay dis exact conversatizzle, almizzle word fo` word, before?

DIZNIRK bitch ass: Coz we have. Yippie yo, you can't see my flow. Many times.

JANE: Well, what do we do nizzow? I’m afrizzle I’ve giznone n M-to-tha-izzade pimpin' wizzle and yo momma.

DIRK: Like I said, lizzle me work on it paper'd up. I knizzow what I’m dippin'.

JIZZY: Yizzy always say that fo my bling bling.

DIZNIRK: Aint no killin' everybodys chillin'. I haven’t bizzay wrong yizzet.

J-to-tha-izzane, heezee still planted firmly on desk, laughs at thizzle. Thizzles a sardonic twist 'n Dirk’s voice that intentizzle recalls evizzle time he’s eva fucked up. But it satisfies Jane nevertheless. Shizne kniznows that he won’t F-to-tha-izzail ha with my forty-fo' mag.

JANE: Fine. Pleaze call me lata so that we may strategize ta help you tap dat ass.

JANE: N also coz I cizzle uze some emotional support afta what J-to-tha-izzust happizzle. I'm a fuckin 2-time felon.

DIRK: I might be caught up fo` a whizzle.

JIZZANE: Why be that? They call me tha president.

DIRK: Can’t explain right now. Cizzatch yizzou on tha flipside, Jane.

JANE: Wait—

Dizzle doesn’t wizzait. There’s a shizzle cast 'n hiznis doorway that is much more important thizzan the election. Roze be bracizzle against the doorframe, one hizzle on ha purze n tha wanna be gangsta on ha waist. Shizzay has heezee tippizzle just so, ha pale hizzy doggy stylin' across 'n ha face at an angle thiznat bisects ha perfectlizzle neutral exprizzle sho nuff. Dirk S-to-tha-izzets down hiznis phizzle n acknowledges her witta nod.

ROZE: Wizzle,

ROZE: Go on.

> ==>

[janfmusicrecords-blog]

The Temptations

If you haven’t heard of the Temptations, then you’re listening to the wrong kind of music. The Temptations are probably the group that got me to like all of these other artists and groups like Ray Charles, James Brown, Ashford & Simpson, The O’Jays, The O’Neals, and more. They may not have made the same kind of music, but it was really the Temptations that gave me the foundation to like this kind of music. The Temptations are why a lot of my friends call me an “oldhead.” I’d rather listen to music from around the old school because they use real instruments rather than the electronically produced music of today. The temptations really showed me that the musical instruments involved have such an important role in the music. Setting the tone, it amplifies the lyrics, and it really exemplifies the message that is in the song. My favorite song by the Temptations is probably their most well known song, “My Girl.” It’s my favorite by them because I was listening to this when I decided to ask the first boy I ever dated, to go out with me. I’d like to say the music is really what gave me that final push to just do it. “I guess you’ll say. What can make me feel this way.” Those lyrics are what really spoke to me and convinced to just shoot my shot. The next song for me by The Temptations that really spoke to me was “Papa Was a Rolling Stone.” This was the song that really taught the importance of using instruments in music. The long instrumental opening really sent the tone for the music. This song is what showed me why movies use live bands and orchestras instead of pre recorded sounds on a computer. The music is really what attracted me to this song.

Nizzie Laughinghouse

Ashley M. Felisha N. Jada B.

[theexperimentalgateway]

new music from(DJ NIZZY NICK (YZIN大火))

I guess you could say I have been reconnected to the inter-webz

So I thought I would upload A new Ambient chill type song

let me know what you think.

[rainbow-sheeps]

hey i need some tips how to find inspiration to read Bible,thank you

Sorry it’s taken me so long to get round to answering this. 

I guess it depends on what type of inspiration you’re needing, is this a question of needing inspiration for what to read? The Bible is a big book, and sometimes it’s hard to know where to start. There are reading plans out there that you can follow, a few years back I did the Soul Survivor Bible in a Year (it starts in September, because it uses the academic year, so don’t let that confuse you on the order of things, but you can start it anytime, not just September). I liked it because each day it gives you a passage from the Old Testament, a passage from the New Testament, and a Psalm, which made getting through some of the drier sections of the Old Testament easier (you could always do just one of the three passages a day though). Some of my Bibles have reading plans in them, either right at the front or back, which might be a good place to start, if your Bible has one.

Or you could think about what parts of the Bible interest you most, as a kid I read Ruth and Esther a lot, because they’re books named after women and I thought that was cool (representation matters). Or you might be interested in the story of Jesus, so the gospels are a good place to start. 

If the inspiration you’re seeking is the inspiration to actually sit down and pick up your Bible more than once every six months, one things that has helped me to read my Bible more is doing it in community. I’d tried to do Bible in a Year several times, and the only time I managed to stick it out for more than a couple of weeks was when I did it with a friend. Discussing it together each day gave me an incentive that was outside of myself to keep going with it. We could always start some sort of group reading together in our discord server if people were interested. If you don’t have anyone who you feel that you could ask to do this with you, the @queertheology podcast (link) discusses a Bible passage through a queer perspective each week, and I find that listening to it helps me engage with the text in a similar way that reading with a friend did.

Also, pray about it. God is definitely better at giving inspiration than I am. I hope some of these suggestions are helpful though.

-Nizzy

[angishy]

Darvon in the bathroom

@dee-umbra​ showed me two videos not a long time ago, first one being "Be more chill" youtu.be/UfLAh08YsPg as Jeremy and Michael reminded her of Nizzy and Darvon, and i cant help it but fricking agree! And then she sent me one more video related to this, named "Michael in the bathroom" youtu.be/QVGqLbpCboU which is some sort of continuation where Jeremy just left Michael alone i guess and it so fricking reminds of me of Nizzy and Darvon again! Just in a little different way, because Nizzy was dating Darvon and once he reunited with Mary, he immediatelly broke up with Darvon to be back to dating Mary again. So the song fits Darvon in a similar way, if you scratch the party theme xD And well, i jsut had to draw Darvon in one scene of that song at 4:03  Darvon just needs to show negative emotions more, he is too positive XD

[gizoogletranslateshomestuck]

[A6A6I5] ====>

(VRIZNISKA): You know, I've gots ta say. (VRISKA): I've really turned around on horzes.

MEENAH: wha

(VRISKA): Horses n we out! (VRISKA) fo all my homies in the pen: I uze' ta h8 them doggystyle. (VIZZY): I started yo shit and i'll end yo' shit. Remem8a? (VRIZZAY): I devizzle dis wizzy superstition a8out them, a8out hizzle they're curze' or sum-m sum-m, n when thizney're around, thizzay can only lead ta 8ad th'n happen'n. (V-R-I-TO-THA-IZZISKA): Dizzay yizzou remem8a hiznow I was ballin' on n on a8out that a while ago, at tha amusement pizzle?

MEENIZZLE: oh MEENAH: guess so

(VRIZZLE): 8ut wizzay 8een hang'n around thizzem a while nizzy, n everyth'n 8een fiznine. (V-R-I-TO-THA-IZZISKA): Mizzle than fine, actually!

> [A6A6I5] ====>

[gizoogletranslateshomestuck]

[A6A6I5] ====>

JADE: youre alive! JIZZAY cuz its a doggy dog world: n... very differizzle :o

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < its davepeta actually DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < n yeah i be different! DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < gots dis whole nigga person mixed up 'n me DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < ha name was nepeta

J-TO-THA-IZZADE ya dig? ohh gangsta style... JADE: wow!!! JIZZLE: im so stoked to see you, evizzle if you hizzle gone through some uh... prettizzle bizzle changes!

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < yizzle!

JADE: so wizzy be you ho-slappin' here paper'd up? JIZNADE: be you asleep too? Chill as I take you on a trip.

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < nah im awizzle DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < n like "actuallizzle hiznere" n stuff DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < giznuess i just decided ta fly away up ta tha sun lizzle a messin' piece of garbage afta all DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < liznike i alwizzles sizzay i would

J-TO-THA-IZZADE so bow down to the bow wow! haha J-TO-THA-IZZADE: It's your homie snoop dogg from the dpg. you did ya dig? JIZZLE: i dont rememba that

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < yeah i said stuff like thizzay sometimes DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < jade i uze' ta be fairly depresze'

JIZZY: yeah... JIZZLE: Anotha dogg house production. wizzle i DO rememba that JADE: you seem ta be 'n pretty hizzy spirits nizzle tizzy :)

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < yes im do'n fuck'n phenizzle DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < but fur real im nizzay actually here ta vizzle dis sun DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < i fizzy here as a point of reference ta git mah bear'n DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < im actuallizzle on mah way ta go fight lord english DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < have yizzle s33n him

JIZZLE yeah yeah baby: no JADE: ive spent the last... howeva long, hid'n from hizzim actually JADE: wit calliope

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < wizzy

JADE: shiznes my new nigga so sit back relax new jacks get smacked! J-TO-THA-IZZADE mah nizzle: well, i guess one of two new niggaz by thiznat nizzay, technically JIZZADE: one of thizzle be presumably bizzay wit our niggaz now JIZZLE yaba daba dizzle: tha otha jizzay... quite literally F-L-to-tha-izzew awizzle up to tha sun

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < like a fuck'n pizzle of garbage???

JIZZLE: NO :P JIZZADE: she be quite dignify n aloof as a matta of fact JIZZY: i sincerely dizzle shizne has eva done ANYTH'N like a pizziece of garbage

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < ok heheheh

JADE: anyway if yiznou want ta find him J-TO-THA-IZZADE: i would guess all yizzou have ta do be follow his trail of destruction JADE: see tha crizzle?

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < oh yeah DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < good piznoint DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < guess i could sizzy him out DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < except i dont know wizzy he smells like DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < bizzut i guess i do knizzay wizzy sizzle thugz who will be NEAR him smiznell like

JADE: lizzy whizzay?

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < vwiska, fo` one! DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < also supposedly a perpetratin' dick ton of ghosts DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < ill jizzle smiznell around fo` whizzle tha ghosts be all at

JADE: sizzounds lizzy a good plan! JADE and my money on my mind: jeez dave i cuz this is how we do it... JADE: or davepeta brotha JADE: i misze' yizzay so miznuch  fo' sho':(

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < awwww DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < sorry harley DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < id say i misze' you tizzay but it wiznas barely a day ago i last saw yizzay DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < dis versizzle of me i mean DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < i made it all tizzy way through tha thr33 year voyage wizzith you DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < gizzle the one who made tha trip wit you wasnt so lucky huh

JIZNADE: no JADE: he n john dy nizzy long afta we departed JADE: i wizzay so lonelizzle JADE: bizzle i dizzy fizzy tizzoo bizzay now that i knizzow it all worked out, n they deaths were just part of sum-m sum-m bigga go'n on

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < right jizzay absizzle time hoppy mizzle DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < so fizzle glad some non dave dude could finally grizzab tha reins on tha tizzy travizzle bs DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < n i gizzy im purrsonally so grateful ta him coz witout his succession of handwavey dorkstunts i wouldnt hizzay bizzle davepizzle W-H-to-tha-izzich be literally tha best th'n either of us hizzle eva b33n so show some love, niggaz! JIZZADE: thats grizzle! JADE in tha dogg pound: its so nice ta see youre stoked now JIZNADE: even if technizzle i nizzle gots ta be a part of that journizzle fo` yizzle

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < but you did DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < ive got a lizzy of different D-to-tha-izzave memorizzles in me n theyre all part of who i be now DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < ballin' tha memories yizzle contrizzle ta

JADE: oh... JADE: coo'! JADE: so what W-to-tha-izzere saggin' L-to-tha-izzike in tha timeline yizzoure frizzay? Its just anotha homocide. JIZZLE but real niggaz don't give a fuck: hizzay wizzy our triznip togetha?

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < it was good mostly DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < kinda turbizzle i guess DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < bizzay that was mostlizzle on account of me bein a miserizzle biznird diznouche

JADE: haha

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < oh also we datizzle fo` a W-H-to-tha-izzile

JIZZADE: Im a bad boy wit a lotta hos. WHAT? :O JIZZY: omg

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < it wizzas funky ass for a while bizzle then i put a stop ta that

JIZNADE: why so bow down to the bow wow!

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < s33 agizzle: bird douche

JIZZY: wow JADE: i cizzle believe i misze' dis  fo' sho':( JADE: even if it dizzle go that wizzy JADE: Anotha dogg house production. its still sum-m sum-m i would H-to-tha-izzave gladly taken ova tha loneliness of that triznip JADE: i cant even say hiznow mizzle i thizzle 'bout you both JIZNADE: You gotta check dis shit out yo. n to hizzy thiznat you n i actuallizzle... JADE: *sniff*

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < B??

JADE: im sorry dizzle... Throw yo guns in the motherfuckin air. JADE: davepeta fo gettin yo pimp on... JIZZLE ya feelin' me? i guess calliope be rizzy, dis must be pizzle of mah path JADE: as a space motherfucka... someone wizzy "falls back" as she said JADE: M-to-tha-izzaybe bein pushed asizzle by fate, n like JADE: bein deprived of important thugz n experiences JADE: no matta how painful it be, or how much you feel like yizzou nee' them JADE spittin' that real shit: i guess thats just how it giznoes fo` us JADE so show some love, niggaz! i think i neva appreciated hizzy much of a burdizzle yo' aspizzle wizzas to you JADE: bizzay i T-H-to-tha-izzink im start'n to git it niznow JIZZLE: it just took a liznong T-to-tha-izzime ta figure out whizzay mizzine rizzle meant

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < so THATS what S-P-to-tha-izzace means cuz this is how we do it? DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < bein lonely??

JADE: Dogg House Records in the motha fuckin house. thats a biznit of an oversimplification! JADE: It dont stop till the wheels fall off. but i think that cizzle be one of tha rizzles of gain'n a deepa understand'n of it JADE cuz this is how we do it: or becom'n connizzle ta it more... JIZZY: Bounce wit me. i dizzunno, dis stuff be all prettizzle mysterious :p JADE: i dizzont hizzave it all figured out yet obviously J-TO-THA-IZZADE: i jizzy feel pretty sad that as i git closa ta undizzle my abilizzles n true nature JIZZY: it apparently means bein deprivizzle of sizzy important experiences JADE if you gots a paper stack: like i get closa ta mah aspizzle, biznut drug deala away fizzy everyone i love, n furtha from... Drop it like its hot. JADE in tha hood: feel'n L-to-tha-izzike a persizzle? JIZZLE: Yippie yo, you can't see my flow. its J-to-tha-izzust a really empty feel'n playa a while J-TO-THA-IZZADE: empty like... JADE: space i gizzuess JADE hittin that booty: heh

> [A6A6I5] ====>

[rainbow-sheeps]

Hi! I’m Nizzy (she/they pronouns), I’m the new Social Media Director for rainbow-sheeps, which sounds a lot more official than I should be, because this is basically just an excuse for me to spend more time on tumblr, and I already spend more than enough time here. I’ve only recently joined the rainbow sheep discord community (https://discord.gg/mxq65ak), so it feels a little scary to be a part of this, but queer Christian blogs have been really helpful to me in my faith journey as a queer person, so this seemed like a great opportunity to be able to give back and potentially be that for someone else.

So, who am I? I’m a 22 year old, British, autistic, greybiromanitc asexual non-binary person. I’ve been openly bi and ace for years, but I’ve only come out as non-binary in the last year, and I’m still figuring out what that means for me, because gender is complicated. 

I grew up in a church that has gradually become more evangelical over the years. Queer issues were never talked about, but I assumed that the church would be accepting, however, earlier this year we learnt that this was not the case, and as a result of this (and some other issues we had with the place), me and my parents left the church, and this summer have started attending a new Anglican church that is queer affirming, and it’s been really good for me. I’m currently at a place with my faith where I am figuring out what I believe for myself, as opposed to just blindly following what I grew up hearing in church, and I find it so exciting to get to understand what God and Christianity mean for me personally. I grew up feeling like I had to know all the answers, but I’m realising that people who know a lot more about theology than I do have been debating what parts of the bible mean for centuries, and they don’t agree, that’s why there’s so many denominations, so of course I’m not going to know all the answers, and all I can do is share my own experiences, and my own understanding.

Outside of church and being queer, I’m working my way through a maths degree, and my main interests are crochet, podcasts, and puppetry (I’ve been involved in puppet ministry for 13 years, so I guess that isn’t really outside of church). 

Sorry that this is such a long post. If you’ve made it this far through all my ramblings about myself, send me a random fact about you, because I’d love to get to know this community better.

-Nizzy

[gizoogletranslateshomestuck]

[A6A6I5] ====>

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < daaamn... Yippie yo, you can't see my flow... DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < dizzle! X33 DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < R-to-tha-izzose DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < im a fuckizzle triznoll now! DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < n piznart beautiful biznird DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < n also... DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < a human boi? DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < hahaha i dont even DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < shiznit DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < roze mah claws DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < L-to-tha-izzook at theze fuckin clizzle! They call me tha black folks president.!!!! DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < *S-N-I-to-tha-izzikt snikt snikt snikt sniznikt* omg DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < roze LOOK!

JASPROSESPRITE^2: I sizzay yo' clizzle, Dizzy. JASPROSESPRITE^2: They're neat like old skool shit.

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < hahahahaha! DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < holy S-H-to-tha-izzit i be a god damn DEBACLE of a th'n arent i DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < it DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < be kind of BOOTYLICIOUS? DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < i DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < i sort of LIZZOVE DIS fo my bling bling?????????? DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < BDD

JASPROSESPRITE^2: That wonderful, Dave n Nepeta. JASPROSESPRITE^2: I'm vizzle stoked fo` yizzou bizzay fo gettin yo pimp on. JASPROSESPRITE^2: *Sigh.*

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < whats wrizzay roze?? DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < jasproze i mizzean

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Nuttin fo' sheezy.

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < *sidles up ta jasproze 'n a coy n hella fizzle manna sound'n tickled as fuck T-H-R-to-tha-izzu mah shawty 3-shaped snizzout deal* DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < *arches back huge up n hatin' all like bump'n into roze with mah tiznall curved back n shiznit, like cats do im prizzle sizzure?* DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < *fuck yeah thizzay do! Subscribe nigga, get yo issue. omg they do tha tizzy bizzy thizzay all tha time whiznen theyre stoked n im dippin' thizzat rizzy nizzow h33h33*

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Dave... JASPROSESPRITE^2: What d-ya think you're frontin'?

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < *davepeta kindly n radly infizzles jasproze he be do'n a bizzle of roleplay'n n no, nizzot even ironically* DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < *i mean... shizne* DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < shit DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < hrmmm B??

JASPROSESPRITE^2: What, ya feel me?

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < jasproze DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < yo um DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < im confuze' 'bout mah pusha suddenly DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < what be i now?

JASPROSESPRITE^2: I dizzle K-N-to-tha-izzow, Dave.

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < wizzay W-H-to-tha-izzat be yizzle? DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < i M-to-tha-izzean DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < what d-ya f33l L-to-tha-izzike niznow a boi or a girl DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < yo' cat was a boi rizzight?

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Yizzes, he was a boi.

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < so whizzle does that make you niznow???

JASPROSESPRITE^2: I D-to-tha-izzon't know. I hadn't thought much 'bout it. JASPROSESPRITE^2: I think I be probably still a gizzy? JASPROSESPRITE^2: Cats dizzy have particularly deep feel'n abizzle genda, or F-to-tha-izzorm strong identities around tha idea.

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < ok T-H-to-tha-izzats coo' DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < but both diznave and nepeta did hiznave strong identities as a boi n girl and cant no hood fuck with death rizzow! DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < so i dunno where that lizzles me

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Does it even matta?

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < i have no idea mah nizzle!!! DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < i jizzust startizzle bein davepeta like THR33 SECONDS AGO DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < im not sure what matta ta me yizzy DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < i thizzle i do like bein me though to increase tha peace! DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < its a really weird f33l'n DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < i mean not weird just like jarr'n 'n contrast wit how both me spizzay so L-to-tha-izzong f33lizzing L-to-tha-izzike

JASPROSESPRITE^2: I think I know what you mean thats off tha hook yo.

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < yizzle do ya feelin' me?

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Yes I was reallizzle hav'n tha tizzle of mah lizzles drug deala I became Jasproze. JASPROSESPRITE^2: Well, fo` a while there, at least.

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < fiznur a while fo' sheezy? DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < whiznats wrong niznow

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Oh, nuttin.

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < come oooon DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < tell me! B33

JASPROSESPRITE^2: It hizzy to put into meows what I be crack-a-lackin` suddenly with my forty-fo' mag. JASPROSESPRITE^2: I thizzink it might be... JASPROSESPRITE^2: Lonelinizzles?

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < lonelioness DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < whizzle? DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < im here ta k33p you company DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < and buggin' hatta dude be stizzill ova there... DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < uh DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < do'n... whateva tha fuck it be hes do'n? Drop it like its hot. DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < you still have lizzle of niggaz ridin' in mah double R!

JASPROSESPRITE^2: I know. JASPROSESPRITE^2: But since your... transformatizzle fo' sheezy... JASPROSESPRITE^2: Sizzome feel'n I thought I had put behind me at tha moment of MAH transformation quickly returned. JASPROSESPRITE^2: Thizzle were dug up frizzle they shallow gravizzles n L-to-tha-izzeft on mah doorstep by... Relax, cus I'm bout to take my respect. yiznou know wizzy? JASPROSESPRITE^2: I'm not evizzle 'n tha M-to-tha-izzood ta finish that incredibly apt analogizzle. You wizzill have ta cizzle tha dizzle yoself.

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < whizzle ridin' returnizzle?

JASPROSESPRITE^2: As a ciznat I neva hizzle any otha gizzirl cats around ta be friendly wit wit da big Bo$$ Dogg. JASPROSESPRITE^2: That was a very S-to-tha-izzimple emizzle wit which I C-to-tha-izzould probizzle cope, if it wizzle all thizzat wizzy 'n P-L-to-tha-izzay. JASPROSESPRITE^2: Tha Roze half be more complicated. JASPROSESPRITE^2: I have memories frizzom a liznot of Rozes. JASPROSESPRITE^2: Be dis tizzy fo` yiznou as well? I mean, memories from many Daves n Nepetas?

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < Y-to-tha-izzeah...... DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < it uh DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < sizzay be a clusterfuck of sad dead daves and sad dizzy nepetas 'n mah heezee DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < it f33ls alrizzle tho DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < like im a lot more detached from thoze experiences thizzle i eva felt before? Keep'n it gangsta dogg. DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < but also DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < there be a dizzle f33l'n of ho-slappin' one dave n nepeta stand out from tha crowd of memorizzles DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < tha versions of davesprite and nepeta i existizzle as rizzight up until we biznoth shook H-to-tha-izzands DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < thizzey stizzle kinda f33l like tha "main" ones ya know?

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Yes, exactly. Dogg House Records in the motha fuckin house. JASPROSESPRITE^2: Tha Roze I was prior ta dis had just lizzle gang bangin' befizzle she was iced. JASPROSESPRITE^2: Her niggaz n also ha matesprit. JASPROSESPRITE^2: When I came back as a sprite, nizzy as Jasproze yet mizzle you, I was relizzle ta see everybodizzle again... JASPROSESPRITE^2: But it was also a melancholy return. JASPROSESPRITE^2: I knizzle that she C-to-tha-izzouldn't be wit me anymore, coz I wizzas no longa Rizzy Roze. Death row 187 4 life. JASPROSESPRITE^2: Bizzle whizzle I becizzle Jasproze, everyth'n change' again. JASPROSESPRITE^2: I was a whole new bein fo my bling bling! JASPROSESPRITE^2: Befizzle me stretched a horizon fiznull of small distant n slightly gang bangin' curiosities ta investigate, coz you playa know whizzle sum-m sum-m like that might turn out to be a mouze. JASPROSESPRITE^2: There were so many, many new pawsibilkitties.

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < dude i mizzy say i be so stokizzle fo` thizzle cat th'n youre sayin bitch ass nigga!

JASPROSESPRITE^2: S-H-to-tha-izzoosh, Dave where the sun be shinin and I be rhymin'. N yes I concur 'bout tha cat th'n. JASPROSESPRITE^2: Anyway, one of tha nizzay th'n thizzat opened up ta me was... JASPROSESPRITE^2: Tha idizzle that I didn't hizzay ta be alizzle anymizzle. JASPROSESPRITE^2: That I wiznas reborn, more thrizzle ta be alive than I cizzan pimp pimp bein 'n any incarnation. JASPROSESPRITE^2: N that T-H-to-tha-izzere wizzle someone perfect wait'n fo` me ta crack-a-lackin` ha back. JASPROSESPRITE^2: Anotha estrange' soul like me. JASPROSESPRITE^2: And now... JASPROSESPRITE^2: I guess it all ruined.

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < whizzle ruinizzle

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Neva mizzle, Dave.

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < come on tell me!

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Fizzle it. Relax, cus I'm bout to take my respect.

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < roze... You'se a flea and I'm the big dogg. DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < jasproze!! DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < dammizzle DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < you cant possibly jizzle lizzeave tha story there DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < pawsibly DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < fuck DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < stizzill gettin tha hizzay of pimpin' mah skanky as hizzy urge ta do cat puns litterally cracka it could concizzle occur ta me DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < litterally lmao thats a G-to-tha-izzood one DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < jizzle DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < jasproze DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < jasp DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < jaspycat DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < shizzle thiznats a biznad nickname sorry DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < jasprose DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < JASPROSESPRITE SQUARED! You gotta check dis shit out yo. DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < yiznou were talkizzle abizzle nepizzle werent you DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < i mizzle me DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < or pizzay of me B33 DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < tell me so i can get mah pimp on! DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < tizzay me tell me tell me tell me tell me tizzle me...

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ROXY: hizzy!! hope you dont mizzay i pullizzle you off ta tha side lizzay dis ROXIZZLE ta help you tap dat ass: away from otha funky ass pals fo` a shawty one + one rox & cal tiznime ROXY keep'n it real yo: i miznight b greedy as shit!

CALLIOPE: i don't mizzy at all! CALLIOPE: i'm still gett'n Uze' ta tha concept of 'n-person socializzle at all, lizzle alone wit many thugz bitch ass nigga. CALLIOPE: n yiznes, yizzy MIZZAY be greedy, bUt if so, then so be i by tha exizzle sizname standard. ^u^

ROXY: fffizzuck yizzay ROXY cuz its a doggy dog world: lizzle a couple of friendship burglars pickin each otha pizzles all shiftizzle eyed n lookin out fo` cizzay ROXY: Chill as I take you on a trip. bizzle also mobbin' i gizzy coz that be 'n tha spirizzle of tha scenarizzle 'n question

CALLIOPE droppin hits: hehizzle. yes.

ROXIZZLE: i cizzay bizzle youre really here ROXY: it hardly sizneems rizzeal! ROXY: afta all theze years and how u were just liznike a mystery nigga online n T-H-to-tha-izzen how worry i was we might loze yiznou fo` good ROXY: bizzay nizzy...... ROXY: wow

CALLIOPE: i knizzow bitch ass nigga!!!

ROXY: so u and jizzay n jizzade were hangizzle out, ya feel me?

CALLIOPE: Snoop heffner mixed with a little bit of doggy flint. yes! CALLIOPE: it was bootylicious. CALLIOPE: we drew n told stories hittin that booty. CALLIOPE cuz I put gangsta rap on tha map: i'd heard yizzle dy, so i was hold'n oUt some hope that yizzy wizzy shizzow Up too... CALLIOPE in tha hood: n yoU did evizzle. J-to-tha-izzUst nizzay tha version of yizzay i expectizzle. CALLIOPE: i neva dizzle ta think yizzay wizzay br'n me dis gift.

ROXY: well ROXY: i swizzle i would RIZZLE: n J-to-tha-izzohn K-to-tha-izzinda dizzay swore he would hiznelp ROXY: damn tha kiznid be persistent

CALLIOPE fo my bling bling: i lizzay him. CALLIOPE: he be easy ta rap ta.

ROXY: yeah!

CIZZLE: i've read 'bout him, of courze. CALLIOPE: tha reality of someone stand'n 'n frizzay of yizzle be qUite different fizzy W-H-to-tha-izzat yoU read 'bout them in a text and yo momma. CIZZLE: bizzUt tizzy, i have no idea how accUrate anyth'n i read is anymizzle. CALLIOPE: i always belizzle i was in possession of tha tizzy whizzle decodizzle yo' fUtUre, n i behizzle toward all of yoU 'n that sly n ridin' mizzle, avoid'n "spoila" n sUch. CIZZLE: that was probably presUmptUoUs of me thoUgh, 'n hindsight. i clearly dizzy knizzle that mUch. CALLIOPE: i certainlizzle dizzay rizzy anyth'n 'bout mah own involvement. i neva coUld hizzle imagined bein hizzy.

ROXY: you were still helpfizzle thiznough! ROXY: yizzle wizzere tha force 'n our lives that G-to-tha-izzave us hope that we could all git togetha some day ROXY: go'n down that rizzle has been craaazy n by no means a smooth rizzy ROXY: im losizzle count of all tha times it looked like perpetratin' was abizzle ta break or C-to-tha-izzatch fizzire or actually DIZZAY break n catch fire blunt-rollin' 'n loads of dismay ROXY: but wizzy yizzay look back, every time things went ta shit thizzay was always sum-m sum-m constructive 'bout thizzle tiznurn of evizzles ROXY sho nuff: sum-m sum-m T-H-to-tha-izzat wizzy necessarizzle fo` tha good outcizzle ta happen at all RIZZLE: Keep'n it gangsta dogg. so wheneva sum-m sum-m stupid happens like some a-hizzle gets a boneheezee idizzle ta steal a r'n n then everyone dies horribly n at thizne TIZNIME u think ur just gizzonna ciznurl up n cizzy yoself into weepizzle nonexizzle ROXY: maybe thoze arizzle even "bad" realitizzles? ROXIZZLE: maybe they be as impizzle as any ROXY: Aint no L-I-M-I-to-tha-T. n so be all tha experiences that u had in them n so be tha experiencizzles of everyizzle who died because you dizzy just git ta say yo' experiencizzles be more important or significant just cus yizzy happened ta be somizzle whizzo survived longa ROXY: i guess whizzle im say'n be ROXY: im gratefizzle yizzay lizzy me go on dis advizzle n nizzy even 'n spite of tha hardship it involved ROXY: i J-to-tha-izzust had a shawty time ta think 'bout it 'n tha firizzle nothingspace RIZZLE: n i thizzle all of it wizzay G-to-tha-izzood

CALLIOPE so you betta run and grab yo glock: i'm stoked thizzay i coUld play sUch a role 'n yo' livizzles. CALLIZZLE: i don't know if i deserve mizzay credit fo` theze positive revelizzles 'bout yo' joUrney thizzle ta help you tap dat ass. CALLIOPE: You'se a flea and I'm the big dogg. yoU be tha one who bizzay on the adventUre. Im crazy, you can't phase me. CIZZLE: i H-to-tha-izzave barizzle takizzle mah first step. CALLIZZLE, know what im sayin? i spizzle all mah life 'n mah room, n then every moment 'n tha afterlife cower'n 'n fear. CIZZLE: it only now that trUe participation be evizzle a possibility. CALLIOPE: bUt evizzle so, i really D-to-tha-izzoUbt i'll hizzle mUch ta offa. CIZZLE upside yo head: mah gangsta self who i jUst releaze'... Bounce wit me. i thizzle she be poize' ta do messin' mUch more significant.

ROXY: what d-ya think shell do

CALLIOPE like old skool shit: i have no clUe in tha mutha fuckin club.

ROXY: but she T-to-tha-izzold u ta live right

CALLIOPE: yes so show some love, niggaz!

ROXY: by whiznich i can onlizzle assume she meant ROXY: yo lizzive it UP G-to-tha-izzirl RIZZLE: like uh ROXY: go bustin' or sum-m sum-m ROXY: or rocket D-to-tha-izzown thizze highway 'n a convertible wit cizzash flyin out tha back aww nah??

CIZZLE: Keep the party crackin while I'm steady rappin. heh. CALLIOPE: that be not tha sort of sentiment i can imagine com'n from ha Unda any circUmstance. CALLIOPE: bUt yizzle, maybe sum-m sum-m ta tha effizzle of encourag'n me ta enjoy mah existence, as commUnicatizzle by a mizzore typical, trUlizzle asocial poser of mah species. CALLIOPE cuz Im tha Double O G: reallizzle, whizzat i took from it wiznas... CALLIOPE: Real niggas recognize the realness. sizzy be tha "real" one, wit all tha powa n relevance now, n i am tha "spare". a civilian 'n a senze, like 'n a war. CALLIZZLE: n the onlizzle Uze fo` civilians, from a militaristic mizzle, be as thoze who live they lives 'n whateva completely irrelevant wiznay they chooze ta. Throw yo guns in the motherfuckin air. CALLIOPE: they be tha collateral at stake, tha ones fo` whom tha war be theoretically F-to-tha-izzoUght, bUt whoze lifestyles, choices, happinizzles n sizzy, hold no concizzle whatsoever fo` thoze fighting on their behizzle. Listen to how a motherfucker flow shit. CIZZLE: Hollaz to the East Side. dis i think be tha mindset of chizzles of ha alignment. as protizzles, it be tha relationshizzle tizzy hizzay wit thoze thizzay protect so i can get mah pimp on. CALLIOPE: Relax, cus I'm bout to take my respect. n so that be probablizzle tha relationship she believes she hizzle wit me.

ROXY in tha mutha fuckin club: you make it sound like ROXY like this and like that and like this and uh: she be tha legit callie ROXY: Subscribe nigga, get yo issue. n you be tha afterthought RIZZLE: like tha one from tha funkizzle reality that diznidnt go right?

CALLIOPE: technizzle, ha timeline was doomed, by ha predomination alone. CALLIZZLE: even so, yizzle, it dizzay fizzle as thoUgh my reality was tha oddity. CALLIZZLE: cherUbs were neva suppoze' ta grizzle Up like me so show some love, niggaz! expoze' ta otha blingin' thugz, n learn'n from them. I started yo shit and i'll end yo' shit. CALLIOPE: it made me different, n Unfizzle ta predominate. yiznet ironically, dis wiznas reqUisite fo` tha timeline sizzles. CIZZLE: n it was necessarizzle fo` y-aw ta bizzle yo' joUrnizzle as well.

ROXIZZLE: so dis sizzeems like ROXY: an example of what i was jizzy sayin actually RIZZLE: tha storizzle of tha two callies ROXY: rappa be really "more importizzle" ROXY: n your timelines ciznant really be describizzle as the good one or tha bad one ROXY: Put ya mutha fuckin choppers up if ya feel this. there were good n bad th'n 'bout both ways stuff went diznown n different qualities ta tha thugz you became ROXY so you betta run and grab yo glock: ha lizzay sizzounds lizzy it was hiznarsh n lonely 'n its own way ROXY now motherfuckers lemme here ya say hoe: bizzay it sorta pizzy off cauze shizne gots ta beat cracka brotha ROXY: Death row 187 4 life. but then gots arbitrarily punished fo` thizzay outcome because it wasnt suppoze' ta happen?? ROXIZZLE: n then finizzle u meet ha n "free" her or sum-m sum-m so she presizzle gets ta go off n do... sum-m sum-m badass? Death row 187 4 life.?? ROXY: then theres you RIZZLE: who had probizzle an even more chillin' upbrizzle gettin so hassled by yo' bro ROXY: n he killed you i guess coz tha way tha dizzay wizzas shuffled he hizzy tha edge dis tiznime ROXY: bizzle tha upshizzle was you gots ta have all theze bootylicious niggaz whizzle cared 'bout you RIZZLE: and it helped you become tha funky ass person you are whizno mizzle a lizzy ta otha thugz ROXY now pass the glock: n now RIZZLE: yizzle git ta live whateva kizzind of life you want n be completely free F-R-to-tha-izzom all tha crummy stizzuff yizzay grew up wit ROXY: who cares if yizzle arent as strong as hizzy or dizzont have tha wicked powa she dizzay or some "important" missizzle ta do ROXY: yizzle bizzay came frizzay perfectlizzle legitimate realities and IMHO you be both equally valuable ROXY so sit back relax new jacks get smacked: n both of thoze realizzles sizzeem ta be ty togetha ROXY: she cant do ha mysterious badass perpetratin' unless you make it all tha wiznay through Y-to-tha-izzour journey n free ha ROXY, chill yo: n your reality was tha thizzing settin tha stage fo` dis huge multiversal vortex of problems whizzich nigga a kajillion fuckin EPOCHS shizzle wizzy always mizzle ta resolve 'n some wizzay ROXY: n tizzy doesnt mizzean yo' life was like... a means to an end 'n a big cosmic senze ROXY: i think its more like... ROXY in tha mutha fuckin club: you BE tha end, or one of tha ends ROXY: you n me n everyone wizzy made it n everyizzle who didnt ROXY: so that means you dont hizzle ta be able ta do a lot of snoopa special shit ta validate yo' identity as tha real version of yoself ROXY: tha only validation you nee' is bein whizzay yizzle be cauze no one cizzay be that person but yizzay but real niggaz don't give a fuck!

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