#nitpick october
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bignostalgias · 1 year ago
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🎃 🍂 they’re here to burgle your turts! 🍂 🎃
+ bonus borthers
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marzipanandminutiae · 1 year ago
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so wait
Feudal Handmaid OctoberTM knows the terms "jerk," "gross," "freak out," "okay," and "yeah" in the modern senses, but not "lawn," which has been a word in the landscaping/gardening world since the mid-18th century (first recorded in its current usage in 1733)?
I can understand if her knowledge of modern human speech is distorted through the lens of which terms Kerry and less sheltered changelings bring home, but you'd think "lawn" would be commonly used by like...the gardeners at Shadowed Hills or something.
of course one could argue that her vocab ignorance is just an illusion and Titania's control isn't strong enough to enforce it more than sporadically...?
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m0e-ru · 2 years ago
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(watched visualive again voice) they should be friends
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blue-eli · 7 months ago
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Ink October day twenty-nine: Wilder
To bewilder; to perplex.
Comparative form of wild: more wild.
#tears of the kingdom#loz totk#totk#the legend of zelda#legend of zelda#legend of zelda tears of the kingdom#totk link#blue boi draws#ink october 2023#ink October 2023 day 29#I have extremely conflicted feelings about this game that I think boil down to: I don’t dislike it but it did disappoint me#like there are a lot of things about it but the things I dislike are loud in a way that makes them hard to ignore#there are also a lot of tiny nitpicking things I dislike about it that I feel bad about because they are probably insignificant or cases of#people having different taste in things. like the bombs I miss my remote destination bombs :( but also the mechanics that replace them are#really fun. I actually think most of the mechanics and puzzles are really good (I probably have more fun in Zonai shrines then sheikah#on average) I also think expanding to the sky and underground was really smart and good. I think most of my issues are with the story#they did Zelda so dirty. sooooooo dirty. the three good things they did with her are 1 gave her good parental figures 2 cut her hair#3 tURNED HER INTO A FUCKING DRAGON. A WYRM. A CREATURE.#that’s probably my favourite main story thing besides maybe the companions and also Tulin#I love Teba the fact that his son is featured heavily and is done so good in this game is amazing.#also revali being basically never mentioned was really good. fuck you revali#love the Zonai HATE them founding Hyrule (or well rauru)#love the designs dragon goat people love good dad to Zelda the king can go fuck himself#the thing about me is I hate ​colonial the divine right of kings and monarchies so much. the kingdom of Hyrule stinks of these things#botw to me was in part a story of a monarchy failing. the king and the system failed Zelda failed Link and failed their kingdom.#I knew that more then likely they would be rebuilding the kingdom in the sequel but oh my gods does the addition of the politics of Hyrules#founding make it worse. there are so many people who have explained in detail this but right now my brain is just… GAH#*banging my head against the wall* can we PLEASE acknowledge the flaws of the Hylian royalty I’m not even asking for them to be discrowned#at this point I just want anything that isn’t this glorifying shit. and it sucks because I like Sonia!!! I like Minaru!!!#ran out of tags but I need you to know I am fucking vibrating about this
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oscarp81astri · 1 year ago
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Listen I'm all for bending reality for fics to put characters in certain positions, but some of you authors have to bffr. "Lando, they’re forecasting a hurricane" oh a hurricane no one knew about has magically developed in *Melbourne*??? Just leave it at a bad storm, I promise you a cyclone isn't forming in Victoria guys
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penvisions · 2 months ago
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dev takes a step back
i don't want to leave this space wholly, i really do not want to do that. but i will not be updating my fics for the remainder of october and perhaps even beyond that. it really depends on the feeling of safety on here as things go forward.
some of you have reached out or may have noticed that there is a new blog following some people here in the ppcu fandom that goes by @/penvisions-dupe. this is NOT ME. it is a hateful person determined to reblog and comment scathing criticism on each and every one of my stories. they managed to start on three of my joel miller fics, a few chapters of each before i saw the notifications and blocked them. i turned off anon messages as well.
thye essentially tore apart the chapters they relobgged of garnish, gone to the dogs, and return the favor, and by the grit of sandpaper. all stories i am extremely proud of. it was not a fun thing to wake up from an afternoon nap to find, nor am i willing to put up with that kind of thing anymore. moving forward i am unsure of what my place will be here other than general reblogs and interaction, because i feel like i'm being targeted by this person time and time again. i have reported them for harassment because that's what they are doing. i have no idea who it is, since so many different blogs have croppped up this year doing similar things but i'm tired.
writing is an escape for me, but it's being targeted and it's no longer the fun hobby it used to be to get out of my head. to have your work ruthlessly torn apart and nitpicked is not a good feeling at all. i will not be removing my works because i've spent nearly two years here building this blog but i don't know if i'll be back to posting how i used to (for the time being).
they are not taking anything away from me, i am merely protecting my peace and giving myself some distance to sort out my feelings and manage some stuff already going on in my personal life.
love y'all - x.o dev
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eddiexmunsonlover · 7 months ago
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One Step Away From You (Chapter 5)
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Chapter Summary: It's your 18th birthday and you celebrate by going to get a new piercing with Robin, and a small get together with your friends at Steve's house. This is just a mostly fluffy, light, and fun chapter after all the angst and heaviness of the previous ones. WC: 7.1K Warnings: MDNI. Explicit language. Underage drinking. Brief mentions of toxic parents, alcoholism.
Saturday, October 12th, 1985
“A-Are you sure you want me to go with you for this??” You can hear the panic in Robin’s voice over the phone, making you smile as you imagine her pacing around her bedroom with a white knuckle grip on the phone.
“Yes, Robbie. I want you to come with me.”
“But it won’t be like, weird? Given my… ya know”
“Robin, you know that doesn’t bother me. Besides, who else could I possibly ask? Not Steve or Eddie… for obvious reasons. Nancy and I aren’t close enough for me to ask her. You, however, are one of my closest friends.” 
You hear her release a short exhale before she responds.
“Okay, as long as you don’t think having me there will be weird.”
“Oh my god Robin, it won’t be weird as long as you don’t make it weird!” You laugh out and smile when you hear a small laugh in return, breaking through her anxious energy.
“Okay, okay. I promise, no weird stuff.”
“Good, I’ll pick you up in 15!”
You roll over to your bedside table to hang up the phone, huffing before you get out of bed to get dressed. You throw on a pair of leggings and a baggy t-shirt. You glance in your mirror, deciding to keep your hair in a bun and go barefaced, knowing you’d have time to come back and get ready before your party at Steve’s later.
As soon as you walk out of your bedroom door, your mom flashes you a smile and comes to wrap you in a hug. 
“Happy birthday, sweetie” she speaks softly through the embrace. “Finally 18!” 
She pulls back and notices the purse on your shoulder and keys in hand. “Where are you heading?”
“I’m just going out with Robin for a bit, I’ll be back before my party at Steve’s later.”
“Alright, you wanna open your gift first before you go?” 
You spot the gift bag on the coffee table and nod before beginning to pull out the stuffing paper, mind wondering what she could’ve gotten you. 
Maybe a new pair of boots? Some new guitar strings? Some new cassettes or VHS tapes? 
Your excitement falters when you spot the neon colored clothing. You force the smile to remain on your face, choosing to avoid an argument as you pull the neon green sweater out of the bag and hold it up. “Do you like it?!”
“Oh yeah, for sure!” You try your best to feign genuine excitement, unsure how effective it actually is.
“Promise you’ll actually wear it? Wouldn’t hurt to dress more like a girl…”
“Yes, mom. Thank you!” You answer quickly, flashing a smile her way before neatly folding the sweater and putting it back into the bag. That seems to satisfy her as she hums in agreement before turning to walk back to the kitchen.
As soon as the gift is back where you found it, you quickly leave the trailer. Groaning and rolling your eyes as soon as the front door shuts and you saunter down the steps to your truck.
Can’t even keep the nitpicking at bay for my birthday, let alone give me a gift I’d actually like.
Your mom’s not all bad. She does a lot for you and you know her heart is mostly in the right place, but her executions of showing care and concern for you often have the opposite effect, coming out critical and scrutinizing. 
You shake off the interaction, not wanting it to hamper on the good day you plan to have as you back out your driveway to pick Robin up. Smiling as you look over to Eddie’s trailer before pulling out of Forest Hills.
It’s been almost 3 weeks since the night on the playground when Eddie forgave you, allowing your close friendship to resume. You had intended to take it slow at first, let you both take time to warm up to each other again, but after a few days it was almost as if nothing had happened. Like no time at all had passed, let alone almost 3 years. You can’t really say you’re surprised considering how close you and Eddie were before the move, but you hadn’t expected your friendship to go back to ‘normal’ so quickly. You and Eddie fell back into the comfortable rhythm of your friendship, your usual banter and inside jokes quickly resuming. 
You’d even started joining the Hellfire table at lunch in the past week, though you haven’t accepted the invite to join the club just yet. You’d hung out a few times at his trailer too, listening to albums that’d come out in the time you’ve been gone and playing songs together on your guitars like you used to, only now you shared a joint while doing so. 
You sigh in content as you drive down Hawkins backroads to Robin’s house. You’ve been happier in the past 3 weeks than you have in the past 3 years. Everything feels like it’s finally come together.
You eye the brick building in a stretch of businesses on the outskirts of Hawkins as you park the truck. Tattoos and Piercings displayed in big orange letters in the front window. A mixture of excitement and nervousness fills your stomach as you turn to Robin with a smile. Forcing back a laugh as you see her nervously biting her bottom lip as she warily eyes the shop.
“Come on, let’s go!” you encourage as you hop out of the truck. Robin shortly catches up to your quick strides as you cross the street.
“W-What if the piercer is like, a major creep? Maybe we should have done like a background check or something first…” 
“Well what do you think I have you here for? I need a protector… for my hoo haa’s” you tease her playfully, a devilish smirk pulling at your lips as she looks at you wide-eyed. “Robin, everything will be fine. You don’t have to come back with me if you don’t want to.”
She shakes her head quickly, taking a deep breath as she faces the shop door.
“Nope, we’ve got this. I got your back, or well uh…” Her eyes briefly glance down to your chest before quickly looking back to the shop. “nevermind.” 
She opens the tattoo shop door, letting you go in first. For a Saturday business is slow, only one other customer inside getting tattooed. You approach the front desk where a middle aged man with shaggy hair greets you. You tell him what piercing you want and give him your ID, quickly signing the waiver for piercing and aftercare information and handing over cash for payment. With all formalities settled, he leads you and Robin to a room in the back of the shop.
“Alright uh, just go ahead and remove your shirt and bra.” He states, turning his back to you as he gathers his needles and cleaning supplies. Once you’ve taken off your upper layers and wait for him to begin, you look next to you to see Robin’s back is also towards you, standing rigidly as she faces the wall. Eyeing the seemingly very interesting cracks and chips in the wall’s red paint. You snicker at the sight.
“Rob, you can look ya know. You promised you wouldn’t make it weird.” 
“Right, right.” She says quickly as she turns around, eyes refusing to meet you or your exposed chest, deciding to now stare at the wall opposite of you. You shake your head at her as the piercer turns around and walks toward you.
“Alright, I’m gonna mark with a pen where I’ll pierce, then you can look in a mirror to make sure it looks alright.” 
He does as said, marking both sides of both your nipples, ensuring they look even before backing away so you can check for yourself in the mirror. Satisfied at the placement, you nod at him before sitting on the laid back chair.
“Good, now go ahead and lay back and I’ll get started.”
“Have you uh-pierced many nipples before?” Robin asks with a high-pitched squeak as she watches him bring over his tray of supplies.
He gives her an exhausted look before answering, “This ain’t my first rodeo, hun.”
She purses her lips, nodding her head at his answer as she continues looking around the room at anywhere but you.
“Alright, I’m sure you can imagine this is gonna hurt a bit.”
“Uh, Robin?” you ask as you extend a hand out to her, “Gonna need some support here.”
“Oh, right!” She answers after a moment, quickly taking your hand as her eyes finally meet yours, refusing to stray further south as she mouths a ‘sorry!”.
“Take a deep breath aaaand exhale”
As you exhale, a sharp pain spreads through your left nipple. You yelp out something like a mixture of a loud moan and scream, quickly grabbing Robin’s hand tightly. Curiosity gets the best of her and she finally looks, eyes going wide and mouth falling open at the sight.
“First one done, best to do the second one right away while you still got the adrenaline kick.” He states as he maneuvers to the other side of you, forcing Robin to shimmy over to the side he just occupied.
“Give me another deep breath”
You squeeze both Robin’s hand and your eyes shut as you take another inhale and exhale, a duller pain spreading through your other nipple. After some more deep breaths, you’re greeted with the news that you’re all finished.
You sit up fully, wiping your eyes as you stand and walk over to the mirror. A big smile creeps onto your face as you look at your newly pierced nipples. You’ve never felt particularly confident about your breasts. They aren’t big but they aren’t little either. You never felt like they were anything special. Ever since you first saw an image of a woman with her nipples pierced in a tattoo magazine your older cousin had a year ago, the image and idea of doing the same to your own hasn’t left your mind since.
As you eye yourself and your chest in the mirror, the new addition to your nipples gives you the boost of confidence you hoped it would. You turn around to face Robin.
“What do you think? Do they look good?”
Her head moves like a bobble head, nodding and shaking in every direction as she stares at your chest before looking up to meet your eyes.
“Uh yup. They look great” She muses, putting extra emphasis on the ‘p’.
You carefully put your bra back on, taking extra caution not to hit or snag the new barbells adorning your breasts. 
After a few minutes you and Robin are back in your truck and pulling onto the road. After making a quick stop for at the gas station for slushies, you head down the route to drop Robin back off at her house before Steve comes to grab her for help in setting up for your party.
Between sips of cherry slushies and singing along to Easy Lover by Phil Collins and Philip Bailey, Robin speaks up.
“You know, I think this whole ordeal has really added another layer to our friendship. Brought us closer, you know?” You smirk in response to her comment, and to the reaction you know your next words will elicit.
“Oh yeah, I mean now you’ve seen my tits and you now know what I sound like in bed.” you muse nonchalantly, failing to hold back the shit-eating grin plastered on your face.
“OH MY GOD” she groans loudly, covering her face with her hands as you cackle in satisfaction.
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Eddie’s already waiting for you, leaning against your truck with a lit cigarette in hand as you shut your front door behind you.
“There’s the birthday girl!” he yells with a bright smile on his face. You roll your eyes but are unable to hide the blush on your cheeks and soft smile as you approach him.
“Happy birthday, sweetheart” he hums softly as he wraps his arms around you in a tight embrace. 
“Thanks, Eds” You return the embrace, never tiring of the feeling of his body against yours, long arms wrapping around your frame. You gladly ignore the soreness of your chest as it presses against his. You let yourself inhale his scent, the faint smell of apples from his shampoo, cigarettes, and musky cologne flood your senses. You sigh softly at the intoxicating smell and feeling of him against you before you break from the embrace.
“Ready to party?” He asks with a cheeky smile.
“Hell yeah, hop in” He jogs over to the passenger side as you turn the ignition. 
Within 10 minutes, you’re pulling into Steve’s driveway, parking next to his car. Thankfully, it happens to be one of the many weekends that Steve’s parents are out of town, leaving the house to all of your friends to have a nice little get-together for your birthday. It’s nothing short of a miracle that you, Steve, and Robin managed to get a Saturday off together too. You can only imagine what they had to do to convince Keith to cover their shift.
“So this is Harrington’s humble abode huh?” Eddie mumbles with a hint of sarcasm as you begin walking up the driveway.
“Best behavior, Munson. Remember?” Eddie scoffs in response.
“I am always on my best behavior, thank you.”
“Who are you trying to fool?” you tease back playfully as you open the front door and let yourself in.
You look around the empty living room, eyeing some liters of soda sitting out on the kitchen counter. As Eddie looks around curiously, you notice shadows and hushed voices near the sliding glass door to the backyard. As you open the door, you’re immediately greeted with a chorus of shouts, “Happy birthday!” 
You hate being the center of attention, but you can’t help but smile and laugh as you look at the smiling faces of your friends, Steve, Robin, Dustin, Mike, and Lucas all waiting to celebrate you. You step out onto the back porch with Eddie following behind. 
“Thank you, guys. This is so sweet!” You gush as your eyes look around, catching the Happy Birthday banner and table filled with snacks and drinks. You go to greet your friends one by one starting with Steve who already has an arm outstretched for a hug. You gladly abide, giving him a hug as you thank him for hosting and the effort he’s put in, leading him to scoff lightly in response.
“Of course, Y/N. I’m glad to.” 
You move to hug Robin, who hesitates for a second as she eyes your chest.
“I said don’t make it weird or obvious” you whisper through your teeth, staring at her wide eyed. She moves into action, quickly pulling you into a hug a little too eagerly to make up for her hesitation. “Don’t make it hurt either, goddamn.” you wince before you both laugh. 
You move on to the younger boys whom Eddie has already joined and squeeze their shoulders lovingly.
“I’m glad you turds are here too.” you tease as you smile brightly, spurring groans and eye rolls from them.
“Okay, that’s offensive.” Mike states matter-of-factly before breaking out into a smile. 
You wish Max would be here to celebrate with you all. You invited her, but when she heard of who all would be here, she quickly fumbled her way to an excuse, a commitment she made to her mom. You don’t hold it against her, but still, as you look among all your friends, her absence is noticeable. 
After a little while of mingling and snacking, Steve suggests a game of soccer, corralling all the boys out into the backyard. You and Robin sit at the edge of the porch, watching as the boys run around the yard, snacking on chips, and listening to your mixtape playing on the stereo.
“So uh, how do they feel?” She asks quietly. You peek a look at her as you pop a chip in your mouth. 
“They fuckin burn is how they feel.” you sigh, watching as Dustin begins to accuse Steve of playing dirty.
“Burn?! I-is that normal?” She nearly chokes on her chips, causing you to laugh as you shake your head.
“I don’t know, Rob. I’m sure it’s fine” you shrug as she looks lost in thought and you’re sure, anxiety. 
“Hey Y/N! Why don’t you come join us!” Dustin shouts out to you.
“Yeah, you too Rob come on!” Steve adds as his chest heaves slightly, hands on his hips.
“No, absolutely not.” Robin states plainly.
“Eh, I don’t know”
“Oh come on, don’t be chickenshits!” Dustin exclaims, causing your eyebrows to raise as you give him an ‘oh really?’ look.
“I think I’m totally fine with being a chicken.” Robin states unphased, looking at you. You share a look with her before standing up.
“Hold my beer.” You say as you begin walking out to meet the boys in the yard.
“But you’re not even drinking a…” Robin begins as you walk away, completely lost, joke flying over her head and landing somewhere in the front yard.
You fall into a 3v3 game; Steve, Eddie and you vs. Dustin, Mike, and Lucas, despite the latter's complaints of it being unfair. You’re not athletic and never considered yourself a fan of sports, but you find yourself having fun and laughing as you kick the soccer ball around and between each other. Not to mention you joined this game with a mission, make Dustin eat his words. Having Steve and Eddie on your team helps, their tall stature and long limbs aiding in bypassing the younger boys’ attempts to intercept the ball. When Steve kicks the ball toward you, you don’t hesitate. Kicking the ball as hard as you can, going airborne in Eddie’s direction for him to secure a goal. Only Mike’s big ass head gets in the way. You have to turn away to try to stifle your laughter when you see and hear the soccer ball audibly thunk! against the side of his head.
“Ow!” he exclaims dramatically, hand holding the side of his head. You bite back your laughter as you face him, the snickering laughter from everyone else doing little to help.
“I’m sorry, bud. You were in the way!”
“In the way?!!” he shrieks in response, leaving you to only shrug apologetically. 
“Alright, walk it off. Don’t be dramatic. Here, we’ll even give you the ball!” Steve attempts to mediate, his offer seemingly settling Mike as the younger boys get back in formation. It does little to help though, as Steve shortly reclaims the ball for your team. 
A moment later you’re all huddled close with the ball stuck being kicked around in the middle, waiting for someone to manage to kick it out. In a moment of an innocent mistake and careless obliviousness, Dustin accidently pushes back against you and elbows your chest as his attention and body follows the movement of the ball. 
Your face scrunches in pain and your hand shoots out to grip the back of Dustin’s shirt. The rest of the boys go on unfazed, the distraction allowing an opening for Steve to kick the ball out of the circle. You take a deep breath before opening your eyes and meeting Dustin’s wide-eyed gaze, knowing he’s in deep shit. 
“Oh, you better run.” You whisper with a sinister smile on your face. You loosen your grip enough to let Dustin pull away and get a head start as he sprints off before you set off after him. After Steve scores another goal for your team, everyone watches in amusement as you briefly chase Dustin around the yard. You may be a bigger girl and not the most athletic, but you can still run pretty damn fast when you want to.
“Who’s the chickenshit now?!” you yell out teasingly as you begin to gain distance on him, holding back your laughter as he screeches out “I’m sorry”s. When you’re close enough, you wrap your arms around his midsection, lifting and spinning him around in circles as he screams, before you put him down and give him a good noogie. After you both regain your breath, you wrap your arm around his shoulder and give it a light squeeze before you walk back to rejoin the group.
“Well I guess that’s a good point to end it on,” Steve begins as he laughs softly. “a 6 to 2 victory!” 
“A proper victory for the birthday girl.” Eddie smiles at you. You give him a bashful curtsey in return, making him laugh before you all return to the porch to lay back and relax.
You and Eddie sit next to each other on one of Steve’s outdoor loveseat chairs, smirking as the younger boys bicker about the soccer game. Eddie lights up a joint, taking a hit before passing it to you. Extending his arm to rest behind your head.
“Listen, you little shits lost fair and square.” Eddie states with a self-satisfied smile.
“Yeah, well I’d wonder who’d win if the two oldest and tallest people here weren’t on the same team.” Lucas pushes.
“Yeah, a rematch of sorts” Dustin adds in agreement. Causing you to laugh as you exhale your hit.
“That’s about as much running as you’ll get out of me for the next month so, maybe next time fellas.” You state simply with a smile. 
The conversation thankfully changes topic as you and Eddie continue sharing his joint. You let your head rest back gently against his arm as you relax from your physical exertion, letting the small touch ground and soothe you as you look around, watching your friends happily. Steve steps out of the house with a platter full of hamburger patties and hotdogs ready to be grilled. You smirk at the image of Steve standing at the smoking grill, in Dad at a cookout mode.
“Only thing missing is a ‘Kiss the Cook’ apron.” you quip toward Robin, whose eyes follow yours before breaking out into a giggle with you.
“Oh, I’m definitely getting him that for Christmas.” she hums in amusement.
Everyone is buzzing in conversation and light-hearted laughs with each other as music plays in the background. The beginning of a particular song catches your attention. Lucas’s eyes turn to meet yours at the exact moment yours turn to look at him as Let’s Groove by Earth, Wind, and Fire begins to play. Neither of you can resist the temptation, standing from your seats to sing and dance along together. Smiling and laughing as you break out into a half choreographed dance you’d done many times before. 
In the years prior, you’d loved babysitting Lucas and Erica the most. Beyond Lucas’s well-mannered but playful attitude with you and the similar sass as you that Erica embodied, going through Mr and Mrs. Sinclair’s collection of funk and RnB records was one of your favorite things. That, and the 3 of you spending all afternoon coming up with your own dances to the songs, often mimicking moves you’d seen on Soul Train. Everyone is all smiles as Dustin decides to join, doing his own rendition of the robot dance as he slots in next to you two.
Eddie watches the scene from his seat. It’s honestly heartwarming for him to witness first-hand the relationship you have with the younger boys. How you handle their attitudes and join in on their antics. Watching as you take on the fun but sassy older sister role gives him hope he can have a similar close friendship with them too, given his own still new but growing friendship with the new members of the club. 
At first, he tries not to let his eyes linger on you too much, not wanting his desire for you to be so obvious. But your body is calling out to him, pulling his eyes back to you as he watches your hips sway, the jiggle of your thick thighs, and with the way you shake your ass Eddie swears he’s going to die on the spot. He’s all of a sudden getting hot, and the already cooling temperatures from the quickly setting sun can’t be to blame. The slightest movement in his jeans sends him scurrying inside for a ‘bathroom break’ as he pleads to the gods there aren’t any more dance songs on the rest of your mixtape.
When the song ends and the boys sit down to take a breather, you venture over to Steve who is intently focused on the hot dogs and burgers sizzling on the grill. You take a sip from the can of Cola you carry before clearing your throat.
“So uh, how’s your wieners looking, Steve?” You hold back a laugh as you see the spatula he holds go still and his head slowly turns to look at you, giving you a ‘really?’ look as you stare at him with a coy grin. You hear a snicker from Dustin before he joins in.
“Hehe yeah, Steve. Are they nice and juicy?” he asks, sending the other boys into a giggling fit as Steve groans.
“Ah great, look at what you’ve started!” he says to you dramatically in a serious tone, but the slight upturn of the side of his mouth doesn’t fool you, breaking out into a full blown smile when you poke his side. 
You stand there with him, teasing him with comments like “Oooh, nice flip there” every time he turns over a burger. Shimmying and singing I Can’t Go For That to each other when it starts to play, a tradition of sorts started during numerous car rides before.
When Eddie returns from the bathroom, he spots you and Steve at the grill, standing particularly close, singing to each other. He can’t deny the ping of jealousy he feels at the sight. Suspicions of what kind of friendship you and Steve have exactly continues to brew ever since he first saw you in the Hawkins parking lot with him. He decides it’s time for a drink, grabbing a can of beer from the 6 pack he brought out of the cooler and resuming his previous seat. He’s thankful when the boys pull him into a DnD conversation that keeps his eyes from lingering on you two.
When the burgers and hotdogs are done, everyone digs in. The early evening hour and soccer game working up everyone’s appetite. After the food is all settled and everyone involved in conversation, you feel a light nudge at your side from Eddie, who greets you with a smile.
“Drink for the birthday girl?” He asks, a cold unopened beer in hand pointed toward you. You hesitate for a second as you eye the can, never having drank alcohol before. Growing up with your Dad had been enough to keep you away from it.
“Come on, you’re in a safe place with friends.” Eddie gently probes.
“Yeah, you know the spare room’s open for you too, don’t have to worry about going anywhere.” Steve adds. 
You notice that Steve and Robin are already sipping on their own beers and with one last look back at Eddie you decide to let your guard down. Nodding at him as you take the beer from his hands and open it.
“Hey, can I have one too?” Mike asks enthusiastically, “I mean what safer place to do it than here?”
“Nice try, Wheeler. I don’t think so.” Steve quickly answers before taking a sip from his own beer. You hear the boys’ groans in the background as you take your first sip, Eddie’s eyes watching you before your face turns and you stick out your tongue.
“Ugh, that tastes like shit!” You’re met with laughter by the 3 older teens, “How the hell do you drink this?”
“Oh come on, it’s not that bad.”
“Well it certainly isn’t good.”
“I’m pretty sure I’ve got some rum and pineapple juice inside. I could make you a sweet drink?” Steve offers as he’s already rising from his seat to go inside.
“As long as it tastes better than this!”
And that it does. You hum in approval at the first sip, barely noticing the faint taste of alcohol over the sweet flavor of pineapple juice.
As the sun finally sets and a cool breeze flows through the air, the group moves out into the back yard where Steve has set up wood for a bonfire. Steve, ever the Dad of the group, comes prepared with supplies for s'mores. Insisting there had to be some kind of dessert considering you didn't want the traditional cake and candles, not wanting your friends to make too much fuss over you.
You bask in the warmth of the bright flames, aiding in the warmth already flowing through your body from the alcohol as you move on to your 2nd drink. That warmth grows as you look around at your friends circled around the campfire, smiles on their faces as they roast marshmallows that end up sticking to their lips, and Lucas dramatically telling his best rendition of a ghost story to the group. 
What a perfect day. This is everything you could ask for for your birthday. Nothing extravagant. Just quality time with your favorite people in this world. 
You let your eyes linger on Eddie as he watches and laughs along to Lucas’s story. Watching the flickering warm glow and shadows that the fire casts on his face. You admire the dimples in his cheeks and his plump, pink lips. His warm chocolate eyes as they look to meet yours, feeling your eyes on him. You blush and smile back at him, hoping the alcohol in your system and warmth from the fire are good enough cover for your red cheeks as you tune back into Lucas’s story. 
After a while the younger boys opt for going inside to set up their blankets and pillows in the living room and watch tv before bed.
Now on your 3rd drink, you’re feeling what you assume people call ‘tipsy’ at this point. 
“Goodnight, Dusty bun! Goodnight, Mikey! Goodnight, Lukie! Don’t let the bed bugs bite!” You call out lovingly after them as they walk the short distance back to the house.
“Dusty bun, huh?” Eddie asks curiously with a cheeky smile.
Steve almost excitedly spurs into telling Eddie about Dustin’s girlfriend in Utah, and their favorite song from The Neverending Story. You smile as you watch them interact. You’d initially been worried about having the two together, once being on opposite ends of the social hierarchy at Hawkins High. But given Steve’s personal growth over the past few years, you knew it was a matter of time before Eddie warmed up to him and saw him for who he is now, not the “King Steve” he’d known before.
You fish out a cigarette from your pack and light it, sinking into your chair as you take the first inhale. Your eyes shoot open as you hear the opening bass line to one of your favorite songs, Eyes Without a Face by Billy Idol.
“Oh my god I love this song!” you practically whine, standing up from your seat to dance along, eliciting a laugh from Steve. 
“Uh yeah, we know. You only insisted on playing it every time we’d go for late night drives this summer.” He smirks as he takes another drink from his beer.
“Uh yeah, because it’s one of the best songs ever!” you insist as if it’s obvious before you move a step away from the fire, hips swaying with the beat. Drink in one hand, cigarette in the other.
“I will admit it has grown on me.” Robin adds looking at Steve before smiling as she watches you. 
I’m all out of hope
One more bad break
Could bring a fall
You sing along as your body moves with the beat, putting your cigarette in your mouth to let your fingers play along to the bass line and guitar solo on your air guitar. You can really feel the alcohol now, the way your limbs feel both heavy and light at the same time as you move through the cool breeze, the giddy and sentimental energy flowing through you.
“Oh Robbie, come join me!” you plead, motioning her to you with your free hand. You’re lucky she’s just drunk enough to agree and join you in her best attempt at dancing along. Eddie and Steve watch with bright smiles, Eddie’s heart warming at the sight. 
He didn’t think his feelings for you could deepen any more, but here you are once again proving him wrong. Watching you be so carefree and playful, the way you passionately sing along to every word, the sway of your hips. He can’t get enough.
It’s all gone too soon as the song ends, leaving you pouting before you pull Robin in for a hug. The alcohol also working to numb your nipples, you discover.
“I love you, Robbie. Thanks for coming with me today.” You mumble in her ear as you embrace her tightly.
“Anytime.” she whispers back, returning your embrace.
“I love all of you guys” you say as you turn back to face the two boys sitting by the fire, only slurring your words slightly. “This has been the best birthday ever.”
You give a lopsided smile as you walk to Steve’s side and wrap your arms around him.
“Thank you, Stevie. So so much.” you mutter into his side as he laughs softly, rubbing your arm.
“Anytime, hun.”
You stumble slightly, losing your footing as you pull away from his hug. 
“I’m good, all good!” You slur as you steady, putting your arms up and giggling.
“Maybe it’s time we call it a night, the fire’s starting to die anyway.” Steve suggests as he sees how much the alcohol is hitting you. You groan and pout in response but ultimately agree when your body continues to sway as you stand in place, Steve asking Eddie if he can take you inside.
“It’s the first bedroom on the right up the stairs.” 
“Come on, princess. Let’s get you to bed.” Eddie says softly as he wraps an arm around your waist to support you, fingers lightly digging into the soft flesh there. You smile, giggling to yourself at the pet name as you put your arm around his shoulder, letting him lead you into the house and up the stairs.
As soon as you catch sight of the bed you plop face down on it, sighing in pleasure as you nuzzle your face against the soft pillow, eliciting an airy laugh from Eddie. You turn on your side to peek at him.
“Who you laughing at?”
“You, silly. You gonna sleep with no covers on?” He asks, motioning to the comforter you’re laying on top of. You groan in annoyance before standing up, quickly flipping up the comforter and crawling underneath and settling back in. You watch as Eddie takes off his vest and jacket, laying them on the end of the bed before going back downstairs to get you a glass of water.
You sigh and find yourself staring at the wall as your body sinks into the bed. You think back over your good day spent with your friends, and finally having your first drink to celebrate your 18th birthday. You aren’t sure what triggers it, but your mood quickly takes a turn as you begin to hear inklings of your mom’s voice in your head. Warnings and cautions thrown at you over the years about drinking, about your Dad. Pressures to be responsible and not follow in your father’s footsteps.
You need to be careful. Alcoholism runs in the family, you know.
You don’t want to end up like him.
The thoughts weigh on you heavily, worry and guilt quickly overtaking your mind. You’re so consumed by it you don’t hear Eddie’s footsteps coming up the stairs, only taking in his presence when you see his jeans enter your vision as he stands in front of you, putting the glass of water down on the bedside table. At first he thinks maybe you’ve fallen asleep, until he looks down at your face and notices the look in your eyes as you stare off in the distance and the frown set on your lips. He quickly squats down to be face level with you, eyes searching your face as his hand reaches out for your shoulder.
“Y/N, what’s wrong? Are you okay?” 
You take a shaky inhale before you look at his worried face.
“W-We’re not gonna end up like our Dads are we?” you ask quietly, sadness seeping through your tone as you look deeply into his eyes.
He looks at you confused before it hits him. 
“Hey hey. No.” he reassures you, softly rubbing his hand up and down your bicep. “Just because you let yourself have fun and drink a bit with your friends doesn’t mean you’re going to be like your Dad, okay?” He watches as your expression begins to soften, taking in his words. “And you tell that little voice in your head to fuck off alright?” You give him the exact reaction he wanted, breaking out into a smile and giggling at his words. 
He always knows how to make you feel better. His reassurance and touch helps to calm your worries, but as you look into his eyes, guilt hits you again at your own words. Your insinuation that Eddie could end up like his father. You shake your head at the realization.
“That was a silly thing to say, I’m sorry.” Eddie watches you as one of your hands reaches out to his face. His breath hitching as he feels the pads of your fingers graze his cheek, moving strands of hair out of his face and tucking them behind his ear. “You could never be like him, Eds. You’re too good.” 
Eddie stares into your eyes for a moment. Your words, your touch, the look in your eyes as you stare into his has a grip on his heart, squeezing it as he’s overcome with it all. He struggled to believe those same words when he told it to himself, but hearing them fall from your lips is different. Helps him to believe it’s true. That, and the way you always saw him, when all anyone else in town saw when they looked at him was Al Munson. Casting a shadow over him. A shadow you’re familiar with. 
He smiles softly at you before looking down at the floor, taking a deep breath and gulping before he speaks.
“I know you uh- said no presents but I’ve got something for you.”
He looks up to meet your eyes again, taking in your curious look before he reaches his hands behind his neck and unclasps his necklace, holding it out to you. Your mouth falls open at the gesture, eyeing his red and black guitar pick necklace he’s worn for years that’s now resting in his hand, outstretched toward you. Your heart flutters at the sight.
“E-Eddie, your necklace?”
“I want you to have it, so you’ll always have a piece of me with you. Honestly should’ve given it to you a long time ago but, better late than never.” He offers you a shy smile. 
You quickly sit up and wrap your arms around him as you try to stop your bottom lip from quivering at the sentimental gesture, the alcohol making it much harder to do so. There’s so much you want to say, so many thoughts running through your head but none of the words meet your lips. You’re left speechless as Eddie returns your embrace before he pulls back and stands up, putting the necklace around your neck and clasping it in place. You look down at the pick now resting against your chest, your thumb caressing it.
“Thank you, Eddie. It means alot to me.” you gush as you look up at him, mimicking the wide smile already on his face.
“No need to thank me, sweetheart. Looks better on you anyway.” 
You roll your eyes at him before resting your head back on the pillow, fingers still lingering on the pick around your neck.
“Alright, I’ll let you get some rest.” He sighs before walking to the end of the bed. When he reaches for his vest and jacket, you speak up.
“Wait… why don’t you just stay in here with me tonight?” He stares at you for a moment, mouth hanging open slightly as he thinks of your proposition. “I mean, unless you want to sleep on the floor with the kids in the living room. Come on, it’ll be like old times.” 
He caves in a little too quickly, giving you a nod and a soft smile as he moves his vest and jacket to a chair in the corner of the room. He turns off the bedroom light before walking over to the other side of the bed. You’re ashamed at the little wave of excitement that rushes over you when you hear the metal clink of him undoing his belt buckle, undressing down to his boxers before he climbs in under the covers next to you.
You settle into the bed facing each other, sighing in content as you get comfortable. Though you aren’t touching, you can already feel the warmth radiating from his body inches away. It isn’t long before you’re slipping under, dozing off into a deep sleep as one hand grips the guitar pick hanging from your new necklace.
Eddie’s fingers twitch at the close distance to you. Watching you through the faint moonlight shining through the window as you drift off to sleep. Though it’s not the first time you've fallen asleep next to each other, it’s the first time you’ve done it in years. The same thoughts and temptations he’d held at each sleepover before haven’t changed now. 
He wants nothing more than to caress your bare skin and pull your body against his. Rest his head on top of yours and inhale the scent of your shampoo as his hand softly rubs your back, soothing you to sleep. 
He lays there watching you, wondering if he’ll ever get the chance to do it. Wondering if he’ll ever have the guts to tell you how he feels and make you his. If you even want him like that. If you even see him as anything more than just your best friend.
He sighs before settling into his spot in the bed, deciding that being here with you like this is enough, for now.
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Hi I swear I’ve seen you write a wonderful meta about the training eddie diaz would have to complete prior to being a medic and deploying for his first tour. Do you know what his absolute minimum age would likely be, had he hypothetically enlisted on his 18th bday? Because if Shannon’s headstone is her canon bday and not a continuity error, she would have been 17 and approximately 11 mos when Chris was born in September 2010. And if she and Eddie are the same age, give or take several months, it seems unlikely he could already have risen to the ranks of medic and been deployed on an active tour the same year he turned 18. I know minors can enlist with parental consent, but I doubt the Diazes would have provided it and it also would probably mean Eddie didn’t finish high school, unless he was a year younger than his classmates. Anyway, I just don’t think they could have been born in 92 for that to work
I honestly don’t remember if that was me or not, but I’ll give it a shot! I know 911’s timeline is mostly just vibes, but this is fandom and we like to overthink and nitpick.
Long story short: no, I don’t think 1992 works. Even ignoring the retcon they did in Buzzkill that aged Chris up a year. (Unless him being 14 is relevant to the current storyline, I think they just goofed and made him Gavin’s age.)
Based on a google search for Texas, unless it was different in the 90s, Shannon was a month and a half past the cutoff for starting school in the class of 2010, so she would’ve been at the older end of her class, the class of 2011. But if Chris was born in September 2011, that means she was graduating with a baby bump under her gown while Eddie should’ve already been off at basic.
So from what they’ve given us, this is the rough timeline:
Shannon’s grave said she was born October 16, 1992. In Eddie Begins, Chris was born in 2011, and with his birthday in September, Shannon would’ve been just shy of 19 when he was born. 
Since Chris was born at the end of September, he was conceived towards the end of January 2011—which would’ve been about halfway through Shannon and Eddie’s senior year.
Pregnancy lasts about 40 weeks. Most women realize they’re pregnant between 4 and 7 weeks, so Shannon would’ve found out sometime around the end of February or mid-March.
Shannon said Eddie enlisted when he found out, so let’s say he both turned 18 and enlisted mid-March 2011. They got married, he went off to basic.
Basic is 10 weeks, followed by 16 weeks of medic training. (You can become a medic by doing extra training right after basic. It’s an entry level career within the army, not a rank you have to work up to.) On the tightest timeline, that leaves maybe 7 weeks until Chris is born.
Since Eddie was already in Afghanistan when Chris was born, he was deployed pretty much straight out of training, which does happen sometimes. He was granted leave to come home for the birth and had to go back to finish the rest of his tour.
Working from that, the latest Eddie could’ve been born would be like mid-March to mid-April 1993 and he’d be 31 now. But the problem with that timeline is that Eddie would’ve been enlisting and going off to basic with at least a few months left of his senior year. A high school diploma or GED is required to become a medic, and he’s never mentioned graduating early or getting a GED.
If he waited until after he graduated to go to basic, he would’ve still been in the middle of training when Chris was born, not in Afghanistan.
Since it’s implied that they were in the same class, the only way Shannon’s 1992 birth year works is if she skipped a year, and she and Eddie were actually in the class of 2010, meaning he was older than her and born before September 1, 1992. Then they would’ve graduated normally and already been out of high school for over a year by the time Chris was born.
(It’s possible she was a year behind him, but it’s even more tragic and depressing if he was out of high school and going off to bootcamp and she was finishing school and graduating while pregnant without him.)
It's always been my headcanon that she was originally from California, which (according to google) had a cutoff of December 1 until 2014. So I guess it's possible that she started in the class of 2010 in California and then moved to Texas later? But if they'd just made her birth year 1991, pretty much all of this confusion vanishes immediately.
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genderqueeradrien · 2 years ago
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being in the mcyt fandom especially in like october-december and being a victim was genuinely retraumatizing i think . like watching thousands of people nitpick ppl's stories and explain why "she had to have been lying because she was acting strange" or "once you turn 18 u can't be groomed" and other victim-blaming shit was like. idk seeing friends and ppl u look up to defending someone who even admitted to part of it and doing all this nitpicking and "well technically-"ing and "an abuse victim would never-" and "even if it's true it's not that big of a deal-" well it makes me want to throw up
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Delta Green this week, so lets have a quick start with the quick start rules, Need to Know (2016). I posted about the full Delta Green rules last October, so you already know that I love them. No need to rehash that here. Need to Know gives you the bare minimum needed to play. It includes an introductory scenario “Last Things Last,” which is what I want to talk about.
It’s really a perfect little self-contained Delta Green operation (my lone criticism is that it assumes the characters are already part of the conspiracy, which I think contextualizes this a more of a one-shot than the gateway to an ongoing campaign, but this is nitpicking). It gets at everything you want out of this sort of story: dark secret, human costs, terrible horror. The set-up is easy: a Delta Green agent has died, so the player investigators have been activated to clean up any keepsakes he might have from his days in the field. This being the game it is, of COURSE he broke protocol and kept some things, of COURSE they led him to a lapse in judgment and a shameful secret. Of COURSE player investigators are going to pay for his weakness with their lives and their sanity. It’s a real thematic chef’s kiss for the money.
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there is no way in hell we are at the end of act 1. motherfuck what happened to the chapters, like we were reading a book instead of watching a play? also it took... *checks website* 4 YEARS JUST TO END ACT 1??? not to mention like, it looks great! and I understand shit just happened! but man after waiting for the second update of October and getting nothing, I was like alright cool whatever, ill wait for 11/11, the big update! and then we get this and it just feels kinda like a nothing burger. idk im just, highly underwhelmed from waiting over a month, maybe that's my fault but idk. edit cuz this is getting a bit of traction: I know they dropped the chapters thing, im just nitpicking cuz I really liked them and tbh I just like to complain lmao. ALSO!!! I wouldn't call this update a nothing burger, it was a something burger! I'm just a bit underwhelmed which I know is because of my own greed and expectations, dw. edit from a half hour into the future: this post is pretty dumb and I am regretting it greatly, so im gonna remove most of the tags to keep it hidden blegh.
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After taking a much-needed break (I played up until the no-return point over the first three days), I finally finished Dragon Age: The Veilguard, and wow. I loved this game. It's my first DA and the first game I've seen the credits roll on for ages... potentially a decade or so. Thanks, ADHD!
My Mourn Watch rogue Rook seduced Emmrich. I was all over him every second I got. I reaffirmed that I absolutely have a type, and it is gentleman wizards. I'm also a Gale girlie. The amount of care Emm gave you, the praise, the love... he was perfect. Do I have some complaints? Yes. But it's primarily tiny nitpicks, like "I wish I had the agency to minorly interact with companions more along the lines of BG3 but mostly because I want to kiss that handsome necromancer more than in a few scenes". At the macro level, it was perfect for me.
I plan to play again, mainly because I'd like to make different choices. I will still romance Emm because I'd like to see what happens if I make the other choice.
It also got me writing fan fiction again, something I haven't done since I was a teen. And that's saying something because Emmrich and I were no May-December romance—more like October-December. It'll be posted on AO3 once it's gotten another editing pass.
So yeah, thanks, Bioware!
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omegansamurai · 6 months ago
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Okay, as a new Silent Hill fan...
...some of y'all got to calm down.
I hear people complain about the trailer and the gameplay trailer from the SH Transmission of Silent Hill 2, and it's like...why are y'all complaining? I may not be a video game developer expert, but I enjoy video games because they are fun and engaging. And if it has a good story, then I'm all for it. But I see people giving out videos on YT saying that Angela's face looks wrong, or the jank that the framerate goes to, or the hitting animation is all weird. There was even one person saying that the first enemy that James encounters was 'staged' and it worried him...it's like...what? People, it's okay, I welcome any change. It doesn't have to be a big one, but they're blowing things out of proportion on what they saw, and it's like...I never noticed any of that? I mean, I thought it looked great! And this whole remake looks interesting, and believe it or not, as one who doesn't do horror games, I actually PRE-ORDERED the physical copy of the game! Cause I wanted to experience this story again they're telling, with me as a new player for this series. Come on, people, they'll keep the story intact, it'll still be SH2. I think the remake looks fantastic, and I welcome any minor change in this, even the storytelling aspects of the characters. Not the story, but the CHARACTERS, just to be clear.
I mean, sure, Angela's face is the only thing that looks odd, but even then...it's not a big deal. She's a girl in her late teens, 19, and here in this remake, she looks...young. I feel like people forgot that? And Maria looks great as well!
It's like the live-action Netflix Avatar The Last Airbender show all over again. You get the people complaining and whining about how they handled the show in live-action form, which I think was actually pretty well-handled, and you get the SH fans whining about how the SH2 Remake looks...I don't know, good? Seriously, I feel like Bloober Team will really do a great job here. They sound passionate in the SH Transmission, and I admire that. I mean, can't you just be happy that you got a SH game after all these years? You'll make yourself miserable if you nitpick every single thing. I just can't wait for when the game comes out in October. And I'll be ready to play it too...when I see playthroughs beforehand...or something...I mean, I'll get through the first bit of it, but...look, I haven't played a horror game at all, especially a survivor horror game, so it'll be different for me, okay? XP
Listen, I really think Konami is trying their best to win us back, and yes, sometimes they made the most stupidest decisions, but...well, it's been years, and I feel like this group is trying to find a layout for Silent Hill. I feel like they're going on the right track, I would say.
Look, I'm excited, and I'm glad some people are excited for this game. I think it'll do really well. I just don't want these so-called 'fans' to just gripe and moan about every small, tiny, little, insignificant detail about this Silent Hill 2 Remake. It's just a game. Yes, it's an important game, but I feel like this game is in the right hands from the right people. Just relax. I bet it'll be fun and meaningful all over again.
I'm excited. So please don't ruin that excitement for me. Seriously, this will be my first horror game that I pre-ordered and purchased. And I want to walk through James' shoes into the town of Silent Hill and experience the story all over again. I wasn't even hesitant to buy it until I got a proper release date, and now that I do, I was ready to buy it. And I did buy it...soon it'll ship to my house on October 8th, and I will experience the psychological masterpiece that is Silent Hill 2. As James said in the remake reveal trailer...
I'm ready.
(By the way, if you all want to read my SH crossovers of different franchises, go to my AO3 page! :D Search 'The_Samurai_Prince' and choose which one you want to read! Tell me what you all think! :) )
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sonicguru · 4 months ago
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Insurance companies are fucking evil, spineless, greedy cuntwaffles!
Fuckers are nitpicking every small infraction of our home (some foliage on the side of the house is a "problem") forcing us to spend money on part of a new roof, and remove a shed because "the door wont shut".
Seriously, that's how petty they are being. Also some mortar damage BUT WONT SHOW WHERE IN THEIR PICS! This is going to cost us THOUSANDS. We give them money but they do fuck all in return unless an "act of god" occurs.
I'm not a DIYer or have a green thumb, but these "infractions" need addressing before October otherwise they'll drop us and we have no safety net (if they even pay out, the cunts).
I hate asking this but please donate to my PayPal or commission me, I'll take as many as I can to make sure my home is safe.
Please donate or commission me if you can: https://www.paypal.me/sonicguru
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kfruityouth · 7 months ago
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the agents are cool and definitely not capitalists and i very like them.
great now ive got your attention So the limn is obviously a series of *ahem* unfortunate events. well its fucking with the world. its making all these "anomalies" so to speak happen.
what the fuck is the limn?
sydneys resurrection!
was oddities, space and time, and general fuckery rampant in memories from before he was ressurected, as dictated by memories (sydney is known to manipulate retellings of circumstances and such but for the sake of this, lets assume he's completely truthful), which we know from the transcripts were somehow distorted or lost as stated by the agents ??? NO!!!!
at the beginning of each transcript, it startes with something like "audio data from ...source... on day 900andsomething". now now now now. between october 2018, sydneys death, and june 2021, the beginning of the end (haha get it), theres approximately 900, or the same amount of days as there are in the day-900. just further evidence. do the math if you really want unfortunately i dropped out of math and will not be doing it.
the agents record this information because its significant. because its what theyre investigating.
SO. theres 5 agents we know of:
agent 1 - just a guy. read the chnt wiki :]
agent 7 - the guy writing the descriptions if we're to get all meta
agent 23 - the silly i love her so soso much
agent 15 & agent 16 (tony 1 and tony 2 my beloveds)
agent 15&16, or the tonies as everyone knows them by, are frequently seen delivering CONTRABAND goods for jedidiah's little project.
-----based on what we can infer, the episode descriptions are written AT THE TIME of the episodes canonical place in the timeline.
now....................... chnt is vehemently anti-government. lucille is vehemently anti-government. contraband goods are obviously... well, they're contra-BANNED haha im funny by the government. so we can infer that the agency is seperate to the government. but why then are they providing jedidah, or ENTITY1, the materials for his project? although in my own personal theory/hc, i do think the agents are seperate to the actual government, which i firmly believe will be the overarching 'antagonist' of the series as a symbol of oppression and such
its contradictory, see? the government bans necromancy. theres HUGE propaganda about necromancy--they push the line that its impossible way too much for it to just be a bit.
but now, that its possible and theyve seen it in action and theyve seen the shit its caused... theyre in on it.
but basically: the limn has shattered reality (as made literal in the shattered sky in the clock of meantime)
i dont know how to word vomit my thoughts in a legible way. ill add to this or edit this post if i come up with coherent thoughts. i genuiely feel like im grasping at straws and like red string and polaroids and shit. my heart is palpitating and everything why am i so worked up about this im so sorry
please please please talk to me. send me your theories, nitpicks, additions, anything. im actually losing my mind
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saintmeghanmarkle · 6 months ago
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My best friends weddings by u/Mickleborough
My best friends’ weddings Meghan at various weddings.Tom Inskip - Lara Hughes-Young wedding, March 2017.I’m not nitpicking but…Reception at Pippa Middletown’s wedding to James Matthews, May 2017 (not invited to the ceremony).https://ift.tt/HD9sLA5 McCorquodale - George Woodhouse wedding, June 2018.A duvet, some loo paper, a bit of leg, et le voilà!Charlie van Straubenzee - Daisy Jenks wedding, August 2018.Meghan’s cup runneth over…she wishes. ‘This old thing? I’ve had it for years.’Princess Eugenie - Jack Brooksbank wedding, October 2018.‘Guess what, you guys! I’m pregnant!’Misha Nonoo - Michael Hess wedding, September 2019.‘I’m wearing Valentino, for crying out loud.’This is what the Duke of Westminster and Olivia Henson would be missing at their wedding! post link: https://ift.tt/MZnHr3P author: Mickleborough submitted: May 24, 2024 at 11:27PM via SaintMeghanMarkle on Reddit disclaimer: all views + opinions expressed by the author of this post, as well as any comments and reblogs, are solely the author's own; they do not necessarily reflect the views of the administrator of this Tumblr blog. For entertainment only.
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