#nipped it in the bud

[mattsmemes]

[pangur-and-grim]

nevermind, she’s gone back to looking gooped to hell so I’m bringing her in today.

[lazylittledragon]

ok i swear i'm not going to talk about my breakup forever but the thing that just keeps bothering me:

i know that not getting what you need in a relationship is a COMPLETELY valid reason to end it but also. i feel like having a very vulnerable moment where i opened up about my struggles with intimacy and being relieved that i didn't have to keep doing things i wasn't comfortable with, then being dumped a YEAR later because of my lack of intimacy. is something i should be allowed to be very hurt by???

[b0neheadbvtch]

Don't fall for someone you can't have Don't fall for someone you can't have Don't fall for someone you can't have Don't fall for someone you can't have Don't fall for someone you can't have Don't fall for someone you can't have Don't fall for someone you can't have Don't fall for someone you can't have

I'm good haha

[thestrangedazebouquet]

i say im not sensitive then i cry to a musical called The Miserable Ones about a man called John McJohn and expect the ending to be different and the people of Paris to stir (i watch the same DVD every time) (they do not stir)

[yaozongzhupressoffice]

does a-yao is gay

Anon-gongzi this line of inquiry is MOST indecorous!!!! Surely you don't expect your humble sect leader to have ANY interest in spreading such SALACIOUS gossip regarding the personal affairs of the gentry!!!

why, what have you heard?

[disgracefulthings]

My stories so far

Mobei-Jun: 'Says something nice about Shang Qinghua'

Shang Qinghua, crying: No one has ever said a nice thing to me

[erinwantstowrite]

hey y'all just letting you know... i did not give anyone permission to post LoF on Wattpad. i've gotten an influx of comments about if i would ever post it there too and the answer is no. that being said, i also did not give permission for LoF to be posted to any other website, save for one person translating to russian on a different website. i haven't gone looking to see if they have been posted there, but if you do see it at some point, please let me know

[iliothermia]

Apologies, I wanted to make a public note that I've shut off my anons because too often lately I've gotten messages making incorrect assumptions about me and then telling me to do something I'm sure you all can guess. I guess because people know I'm Jewish, but I've been distancing myself from stressful topics to focus on my medical stuff, I don't know.

Anyway, I wanted everyone who's messaged me with personal events to know it wasn't because of them, serious personal messages especially about struggles with one's body are never a bother to me. I'm cheering everyone on and only want things to get better for them!! ♥️

People can still ask me with (***) in their message and I'll reply privately.

Seeing (another) doctor tomorrow, wish me luck

[backjustforberena]

RHAENYRA: When I’m Queen, I will create a new order. RHAENYS: How I wish that could be, Rhaenyra. But the men of the realm already had their opportunity to appoint a ruling queen at the Great Council and they denied it.

[probablygoodrpgideas]

I hate Hasbro as much as the next gal but wotc has been pretty adamantly anti machine learning generated images, blacklisting artists for selling NFTs of their work and blacklisting that one artist who managed to slip a partially machine learning generated image past the art director before that was something an art director would pay attention to.

The layoffs are incredibly evil but you're not helping anyone by claiming wotc is pivoting towards "ai art" and by randomly accusing pretty normal job offers of being for someone who works with generated images or claiming that a pretty normal piece of art is machine learning generated

All this achieves is turning the very important anti machine learning generated image movement into a witchhunt

[befuddled-calico-whump]

Test Track AU (T$$ AU Masterlist)

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[shotmrmiller]

Accidentally negative-reinforcement whenever sd!Simon and bs!Reader hang out with Price and wifey. Soooo many kids gosh Simon I think our Bub and maybe one more is ENOUGH sir.

simon hasn't been listening since he got there cuz he's been staring at all the little knee babies toddle around unsteadily and he wants it for himself so badly he feels a bit dizzy.

[therantingsage]

New thought. For the fic/au idea. The party isn't...there, in their bodies, obviously. That part I established. But despite the light being missing from their eyes, as far as Siffrin can tell, they're behaving entirely normally.

This, of course, freaks out everyone involved. Mirabelle hates looking at herself from an outside perspective. Every time Bonnie sees their body they just shout "THAT'S NOT ME, TELL THEM TO STOP BEING ME THEY'RE NOT ME" because the intricacies of the situation are a bit beyond them. Etc etc no one is happy about this.

But they seem to be behaving entirely normally. To the rest of Dormont, but to Siffrin too, because Siffrin is intimately familiar with the script at this point. And they're following it perfectly.

One of the voices in their head, probably Odile, poses a question for one of the bodies. Siffrin sends it through, to the wooden actor, and-

Something shifts in the body's expression. Posture not what it was before. They're smiling. They're smiling wrong. Their eyes gain a shine they hadn't before. The eyes are wrong something is wrong why are they looking at him like that-

that's not your family

it's not

it's not

IT'S NOT-

And they loop back, heart racing, and return to the script. The actors act exactly as they're meant to.

........Siffrin hadn't gotten Memory of Change God before their family's minds all jumped ship. Siffrin has no idea what's going on. They've got no idea who's puppeting around the bodies. And without the context, they live in constant fear of whatever mask this is slipping and the stranger coming into the light. They can pretend everything's normal until they ask a question they wouldn't normally. And the actor's smile. Voices wrong, all the wrong cadence, they speak of change. The melting pot of ideas before them is unprecedented. Don't worry, Siffrin nomiddlenames nolastname! I can help with your script! It's the least I can do! I'll improv when they don't have lines to give! You're welcome! <(˘ ˘ ˘)>

[samdyke]

misha collins can reclaim fag by the same logic thats like if two girls are holding hands on the street and they get called dykes the guy yelling at them wont stop to ask if one of them is bisexual and not a lesbian, actually. if they ever asked that man if he was a faggot before calling him one his answer did not change their minds

[problemduetest4life]

My number one Jeremy Knox head canon is that his most common response by text is “perf”