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Madara: *Blew himself, half of Konohagakure and Hashiramas garden up*

Madara: You deserve a reward for putting up with me…

Hashirama: *Healing the numerous wounds on Madaras body*

Hashirama: You are my reward.

Hashirama: *Kisses the now furiously blushing Madara*

Somewhere, someone else

Izuna: *Blew himself, the other half of Konoha and Tobiramas lab up*

Izuna: You deserve a reward for putting up with me…

Tobirama: *Stitching Izuna up*

Tobirama: Kami knows I do.

Izuna: *👁️ 👄 👁️*

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Ninjago Headcanons 13-16

#13:

“Elemental Master” is actually just the formal version of it. It’s really just “Elemental”. 

So like, (going randomly) “Elemental Master of Ice”, is how they say it when they have to be formal. But otherwise, it’s just “Elemental of Ice”. 

Every single Elemental in existence hates, just hates the formal version since it makes it sound like their power can be learned by literally anyone instead of inherited or chosen-by-previous-Elemental-of-(blank).

(like, they still have to learn to control it, but you get it)

I repeat, they HATE it. 

#14: 

The six have a LOT of nicknames for eachother, the number is INSANE.

But there are several nicknames that are solely passed down from Elemental to Elemental.

These are: Zane’s: Ice, White, Blizzard, Ice Dragon, and Frost.

Kai: Fire, Red, and Fire Dragon. (sry couldn’t come up with any more.)

Cole: Earth, Rock, Cave, Stone, Black, Mountain, and Earth Dragon.

Jay: Lightning, Thunder, (sry i couldn’t resist) Cyan, Electricity, Blackout, and Lightning Dragon,

Nya: Water, Sea, River, (other names of bodies of water) Pond, Stream, Ocean, (they stopped using that one after Seabound) Lake, Rain, and Water Dragon. Me: *says “other names of body of water” but proceeds to type those anyway* Lloyd: Green, Energy, Life, (A lot of Lloyd’s nicknames are related to his element because he’s the first Energy Ninja in existence)

#15:

As for the other nicknames….. >:D Zane: Frosty, Whiteout, Ice Cube, Ninjacle, (reference to Pilots, I think) Ice Tornado, Icicle, Snowy, Snow, Falcon Boy, Braincell-Number-One (I think that last one is Sensei G’s fault) Tincan, and Polar Bear. Those are the ones I came up with on the spot.

Another inside-joke-nickname is Living Ice Cube or Alive Ice Cube.

Kai: Flamethrower, Fiery, Hothead, Campfire, Hot Air, and Fire Tornado.

Another inside-joke-nickname is Living Flamethrower or Alive Flamethrower.

Cole: Rocky, Rockman, Rockman, Dirtbrain, Dirtclod, Mud, Rockslide, Earthquake, Earth Tornado, Righty and Lefty (reference to Earth Punch) and Boulder.

Another inside-joke-nickname is Living Rock or (the one they used the most) Alive Rock or Alive Mountain..

Jay: Sparky, Sparks, Zaptrap, Zappy, Shock, Blackout, (Jay had caused many, after all) JJ, Jaybird, Insane Idea Man, Blabbermouth, Stormy, Bolt, and Lightning Tornado.

Another inside-joke-nickname is Living Lightning Bolt or Alive Lightning Bolt.

Nya:  Mostly the ones up above, except they also call her Water Tornado, Braincell-Number-Two, (I think that last one is Sensei G’s fault), and Tsunami.

Another inside-joke-nickname is Alive Tsunami and Living Tsunami.

Lloyd: Green Bean, Bush, Grasshopper, Buddy, Kiddo (Also Sensei G’s fault), Little Brother, (ALL OF THE OTHEٍR FIVE WITH USE THAT ON HIM) Incarnation of the Word Hyperactive, Nephew,  (MASTER WU WILL NEVER LET THAT ONE UP) and so many more, if i tried to type them all my fingers would fall off.

#16:

Master Wu has his nicknames for the six. Even as they got older, he never did and probably never will let up on them.

Zane: “Young/ Little Frost."

Kai: “Young/Little Flame."

Cole: “Young/Little Rock (Sry could not come up with better)

Jay: “Young/Little Spark.

Nya: “Young/Little Drop (AARRRRHHGG CAN'T COME UP WITH BETTER)

Lloyd: “Young/Little Burst (Y’know BURST of Energy)

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Tobirama: *sneaking into Izunas bedroom, where he lays motionsless, duo to the mortal wound Tobirama caused*

Tobirama: *Kneeling down and healing Izuna, while not realising that he is awake*

Tobirama: *Leaves quickly to not be discovered*

Peace Talks arrive and Izuna and Madara both come

Izuna: *Immediately walking up to Tobirama, grinning and outstretching his hand.*

Izuna: Hey, I‘m Izuna, your soon to be “Biggest pain in the A**

Tobirama: *Confused*

Tobirama: Isn’t it supposed to be “You saved my life, now I own you?”

Izuna: Nope. The other way around.

Izuna: You saved my life, and now I’m your problem. You don’t like it? Kill me.

Tobirama: I don’t th-

Izuna: Kami wanted me dead and now you get to find out why.

Izuna: *Grinning sheepishly*

Tobirama: …

Tobirama: You concern me more and more every day.

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Sakura: Would you stab your best friends leg for 10 Million Dollars?

Sasuke: Okay, you stab me, we have 10 Million Dollars. You think we can buy a house with that?

Naruto: *super exited*

Naruto: You’ve got two legs! That’s 20 Million!

Sasuke: True! And if I stab you too we will have 40 Million Dollars!

Naruto: We could buy a mansion- pool and everything!

Sasuke and Naruto: *Planning which house they wanna buy*

Sakura: Guys what the fuck?

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Kisame: *standing in the kitchen making breakfast*

Kisame: *turns around facing Itachi* Did you buy eggs like I asked?

Itachi: Even better. *looking at Kisame with a blank expression*

Kisame: What the fuck did you-

Itachi: *holding up a chicken* Her name is Berta and language.

Itachi: *goes to Kisame and presses the chicken in his arms, then leaves*

Kisame: *standing there dumfounded*

Chicken: Cock-A-Doodle-Doo🐓

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Madara: *coming home seeing Tobirama on the floor crying*

Izuna: *standing next to Madara, looking absolutely unfazed*

Madara: What in the-…

Madara: *looking at Izuna for help*

Izuna: *schrugs* He did it for science.

Madara: What? What do you mean “He did it for science.”?

Izuna: He wanted to see if he could get druck.

Izuna: *nodding* He can.

Madara: That still does not explain why he is laying on MY floor, crying.

Izuna: He saw a picture of Butsumas son.

Madara: But isn’t he…?

Izuna: *looking at Madara like he is done with this world*

Izuna: I know.