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drinking-coke-in-hell · 6 years ago

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7. Syyskuuta. 2019 (2/3)

Everyone got in their own rooms. And nea started taking off Allu’s clothes.

“Sori ku lainasin.”

“Ei se mitää. Kun ei täällä niinkään noita peruskuteita tarvii.”

“Allu.. Meidän pitäs varmaan käydä suihkussa kun tota (köhköh) mun eilisilta ja ei pahal mut haiset hirveelt hielt.” Nea sais. Allu laughed and nodded.

“Jep. Mee sä vaan suihkuun. Saan hoidettua tämän mun vitun WinxClub voimilla.”

“Miten vitussa. Onks teil joku suihku taika?”

“Siis kun pystyn sytyttään itseni tuleen. Ja tuli sterilisoi pöpöt jne ja tässätapauksessa polttaa kaiken ylimääräsen mun kropalla...” Allu decided to demonstrate this trick and got up in flames. Everything that burned vanished as black ash in the air. When the flames were gone Nea started laughing her ass off, literally. Alex looked at himself and saw that he was naked.

“Vittu mä voisin joskus ajatella asiat loppuun...” Allu cursed and took fresh pair of underwear from his luggage. “Hei turpakii ja mee sinne suihkuu!” Allu couldn’t hold his own laugh.

“Haluisitko matchaavan asun Codyn kaa. Kun siis mulla ja codyllahan on antikristuksen etiketti eli me ei ees saada pukeuta, ainakaan kokouksissa, perus pukuihin. Se on pakosta musta missä on punasta ja sit edes jollain tavalla viktorian aikasta.” Allu kysyin ja meni nean kaapille #gentleman.

“No totta helvetissä. Mut nyt meen suihkuun.” Nea said. Alex kept digging thru nea’s closet that had different dresses, gowns to add to them and all from heaven to hell. Alex found a dolly black red dress and decided that it will do fine with yesterday’s other pieces, also this one covers the base of nea’s neck.

For his own wear, because of the little incident, he picked up a pretty confusing looking top and other pair of leather pants, and pretty tall creeper boots. As usual Alex tipped off his suit with small clip on chains and rings.

“Eloo!” Nea came from the bathroom, her hair had gone perfect with only blowdrying. “Älä liiku!” Alex said and run to get hairspray. He went to confused nea and started to spray on all the hair, nea couching. “Finito!”

“Aika nice. Mun pitäs viel meikata.” Nea sighed. She started putting on the dress and other’s that Alex has laid on the couch. When they were both dressed up nea took her makeup bag and turned to Alex who was standing meter away from her, bit taller than her.

“Mitäs vittua.” Nea asked seeing the tall shoes. “Pakko. Hih. Näyttää niin tyhmältä ku meen Tillin vieressä pätkänä kun se muutenki on sellane jätti. Anna mä teen sun meikin ni päästää nopeemi.” Allu said.

“Ethän sä osaa enää meikata.” Nea snorted smiling but Alex was already doing her base. The eye makeup was pretty basic, dark red around the eyes, thick blended black liner and thick mascara, and dark red lips with pretty sharp cutting contour.

“Tänään panostetaan ulkonäköön enemmän kun on nää ite palaverit.” Allu said and put some red on the corner of his eyes, same that he did on the end of last school year, inspired by ahs apocalypse.

They took last check on the mirror and Alex hooked his arm around nea’s hand who looked at him quoestoning. “Manner’s” Was his reply.

Both walked out of the room to till and cody waiting for them. Alex handed nea to cody who took her hand the same way, and himself, placed kiss on Till’s cheek. Alex and Till didn't walk käsikynkässä but nea decided to not ask about it. they were weird pair.

The four walked to the canteen, Cody and Nea first, Till and Alex behind them. Whole canteen quieted down for a moment and everyone bowed their head a bit. Nea turned to look at cody and was about to ask when she heard allus voice in her head. ”Even if quinton and such are the highest rank on a tree, in fact me and cody, the antichrist are the ones who rule here. I mean, we arent the bosses but our ideas and voice is higher than other's and if we wanted we could kill quinton and them all and be the bosses. but respect is everything. me and cody would be swimming in piss without them. they do the paperwork and not the dirty work but we do that.” Nea nodded and they got to their seats on the corner with Windows to both directions.

”There you go Mr.North, Mr.Fern, Mr. Lindemann (pieni paussi) and Mrs. Fern" The waitress says as she places breakfast trays in front of them. Nea was about to correct it but Cody patted her thight and the waitress left. ”Why did she think I'm your wife but Alex and Till were seperate?” nea Asked

”Because, Dear, they haven't seen you before and you are with me so they are told to call escorts and such by their, well person they are with.” Cody explained. Nea nodded slowly. ”But you aren't an escort dear. They just can't know.” He added.

They ate breakfast in silence and then left. They all went to Neas and Alexs room. ”We've got 30mins.” Till said, smirking at Alex.

”Oh shut it. You take 30mins to making out.” Alex scoffed. Till took a small glass bottle of some kind of whiskey and took a sip then handed it to Cody. Cody took a sip and handed it to Nea who looked at allu and then back to cody. Allu looked at cody angrily, who’s eyes seemed almost pleading.

”This once.” allu grunted. nea took the bottle and sipped it. She was handing it to Till as Alex grapped it from her and chugged the last of it. All of them stared at him eyes wide. ”What? I'm a devil bitch. I can disolve alcohol the way I want to in my guts.” Alex said. He was kinda pissed but played it cool. There was reason why he didnt drink and now there was reason he did. One, Alex didn't want to be part of the Order anymore. two, if he didn't like how the alco felt he could disolve it in his guts. three, he trusted Till to take care if something happened.

”Nea. please dont tell anyone back in finland.” Alex pleaded and threw the empty bottle to trash.

“We should get going. The earlier we are the better places we get.” Cody said, and took nea käsikynkkä. (siis mä en kestä.)

They went to conference room 3. Some people already were there. “Well cody you were wrong, some people have assigned seats.” Till said. The four started to walk to the front of the room.

There were rows of seats with tabled and on the front there were puhemiehen sellane jännä niiku pikkupöytä and on both sides of that, facing the others.

“That’s where the elite sits.” Alex said and swallowed. Anxiety kicked in, sitting there in front of about hundred people who look at you like a traitor who came back. Till placed hand on allu’s back and stroked it reasuringly.

“It’s going to be okay. Just concentrade on me and nea sitting here.” Till said and nodded to the direction of seats named for them on the front row.

“Why am I sitting here with you?” Nea asked Till. “Because you can’t be sitting with the elite but none of us want you to sit alone in the back with some (lowers voice) whores.” Till said.

“What if people think I'm your girlfriend.” Nea panicked. “That’s a silly question dear. I’ll mark you as mine and everyone coming close to you can feel youre mine.” Cody said. Nea got ready for another bite, but they could think till did that. Maybe he takes a knife and writes it on her. Cody leaned down and gave nea a deep kiss, making her feel literally owned.

“It’s not physical. It’s an aura.” He said. Nea nodded and more people started to flood in. Till and Nea took their seats, the way that nea had the side one so she didnt have to sit next to starnger. Alex breathed heavily and walked with cody to their places on the front. They didn’t sit down but stood behind the chairs.

“HEY! ISN’T THAT THE BITCH WHO WAS THROWN OUT OF THE ORDER BECAUSE SHE WANTED TO BE A MAN!?” Some man shouted. Everyone turned to look at him, fast enough to see how he flew with raging force to the wall and then out of the window. Gaspes where heard, mostly from escorts and newbies. Members know that you don’t fuck with the elite, or the antichrist. The window repaired itself and everyone turned heads to see how Alex had reacted, to find her hand stretched out, two fingers pointing to the window. Some people whispered but quit it as Alex’s eyes met theirs, some were already pale and scared. Alex put her hand down, leaning on the back of the chair, not saying anything. Nea looked at Till, who had a smirk on his face.

“EVERYONE!” Quinton shouted from the puhemiehen jakkara. Final people took their seat and quieted down, Elite still standing.

“Now we will forget that little incident here and concentrade on the reason why we are here. As some of you know, our ‘job’ is to keep world and humanity going, and repair our ways of living. But now we are at the point where action needs to be taked, or there wont be return..” Mr. Quinton talked in firm and strong voice, no microphone were needed, the acoustics of the room were good too.

“It’s safe to talk about this with people out of The Order, because they are enchanted to not be able to speak, descripe, write or anything involving sharing thing talked about in this room. (small brake) Climate change. We’ve all heard of it. Most of us have felt it, seen it. Northern europe’s climate has been unstable for years now. Winter comes even more late but stays longer. This year, we had winter coming back *five* times in time of spring. Our summer was cold, but changed to hell hot in minutes, multiple times a day. There is no control. It is like a child playing with weather machine.” People hummed in agreement, some let out gasps.

“This weekend are the starting conferences where we depate what’s our act on this and how could we stop this. Permanent damage is still done, and for good enough change, it takes a lot. At this point it is NOT enough to shut the light off in room youre not in. NOT enough to take the puplic transport. NOT enough to use electric cars, because those polute more than you think. Our seas and lakes are full of trash and shit. Our forests arent green and fresh, they are white and aluminium from the paper and cans. Our streets are not from stone and asphalt, they are a carpet of cigarette stumps and candy wrappers. Our paper collection is full of cardboard, biowaste full of plastic. We are at dead end if we do not act on this.” Quinton nodded his head and sat down as aplodes and some ‘wohoo!’s were thrown. The elite has sat down, but cody and Alex walked on front of the puhemiehen jakkara. It was quiet again.

“Some of you might understand how bad the situtation is that even i am asked back to the elite. (naurahdus) I’ve been in my private life monitoring everything going on with nature and climate. Haven’t looked good in europe. My brother here, Mr. Fern has been looking in this on American and australian continent.” Alex said, stepping bit to the side, showing it’s cody’s turn to speak.

“Yes. Australia is always been known as hottest continent of them all, we spend our christmas swimming in the ocean. Lately, the heat has been even higher, but sometimes eye-catchingly low. America and Asia has been seeing a lot of tornados, or otherwise unnormally windy days.” Cody said. He got applauses. They went to sit and Till looked at Alex with somewhat sad smile.

‘rather be without the attention. Negative or positive or fake’ Alex said in Till’s AND neas and codys head. The conference kept going. Elite members spoke about their research, they didn’t rise from their seat tho. After it was over, and main theme was run thru Quinto went to the front and announced that we will have a 15 minute break, then elite and members will meat without companions.

“What will I do?” Was nea’s first question as they got to al’s and nea’s room’s balcony, all four. Everyone took a smoke but Alex stayed without, he had stopped vaping too.

“I can introduce you to a nice young girlfrien, like actaual lover, of my friend.” Cody said. “You two should discudd fashion and makeup, shes into those like you. Grab a coffee and so on.”

“Okay.” Nea said. Cody took his phone out and called his friend telling the situtation. He could hear the girl beaming at the other end. “Yeah meet us in front of the conference room in few. Yeah thanks bye.”

“You’ve got a date!” Till joked and got playfully slapped by nea. They got out of the room and Alex seemed worried all the way to the room.

“Hiii Cody so nice to see you like this.” A young woman with a side-cut and pretty punkish style said and hugged him. “Same to you, Sindy.”

“So this is nea?” She asked happily as she looked at nea. Nea nodded and they changed names. “I came with All-Alex here. I’m not he-his companion or nothing just friends.” Nea stammered. Sindy took a glaze at Alex and had a mixed look of disgust and shaming on her face, but turned back to nea smiling. “That’s so nice of *her*. I bet you’ll love it here!”

“Don’t trust what she says about Alex okay. She is amazing but some people cant get over things.” Cody whispered to nea and gave her a quick kiss. Alex looked away, kind of trying to leave out of the group but John saved it, going to Alex and greeting him happily, giving a hug. John and sindy changed a kiss and us men left to the room.

“Okay! What you wanna do first?” Sindy asked. “Maybe a coffee? But i have to get my purse from my room first.”

“Oh no honey youdont have to, they give us everything for free, Order pays.” Sindy said, taking nea’s hand and seeing their way to the coffee place on the top floor. They ordered special coffees and went to sit down to the outside balcony with mesmeraising view. They get to know each other. Sindy’s face seemed to flinch everytime nea mentioned Alex, but she decided not to ask.

“So... How do you feel about this all? Like how Alex just came to you and used some demonic power on you?” Sindy asked, secretly hoping to get something to spread a bad word.

“Well.. I got spooked a bit to be honest. But then again it was pretty cool. It happened fast but with good night’s sleep i feel like i got thru it. It’s kinda weird all this luxury and etiguette but i kinda like it. I wa slike S H O O K when i saw cody here and alex told that it was like in ahs. I think i died for a moment when he kissed my hand and all that flattering stuff. Do you mind if I smoke?”

“No I dont, John’s a smoker too. But I get you at the ccody oart. He is charming. I actually met john thru him. I’m a makeup artist on tv industry and as cody being a fashion hoe he is we turned out to be very good friends.” Sindy said. They starter talking about makeup, fashion, girly things, boys, best coffee places, everything between heaven and hell.

“You’re so lucky to get liked by the antichrist. Like we did have two of them as higher chanches but when cody became the only one it’s kinda been a sea of whispers within us girls. I feel like it’s a bigger thing for us humans, as all that power reveals to us as so unbeliveable, when the demon gurls already know that shit.” Sindy laughed. Nea’s phone buzzed and it was text from cody, the meeting was over.

“Wow, two hours passed like a train.” Nea said as they started to get going from the caffee. ‘Meet in your room, Alex is at Till’s 😉' Was a new text from cody. Nea showed it to Sindy.

“Ooohh.. You gotta get some! (laughing) Alex and Till is a weird thing tho. What’s with them?” Sindy said, asked nea as they were walking to the hallway of their rooms, damn big place it was.

“No idea. They seem pretty close but then again, it seems like they have much disagreements. And that chain thing. Last spring me and Alex had this joke where he had a long chain and wore it just like that on his neck and we joked that he is my dog, only within friend group tho.” Nea said laughing.

“She can be a weirdo sometimes. But like when you look at Till holding Alex in a chain it just so ruins this ‘Alex North the antichrist’ thing. Like if she is so powerfull and able to rule everything and everyone how is some basic demon, who is powerful tho, hold her under spell like submission.” Sindy said, it wasnt hateful kind of voice but more likely gossiping voice.

“Yeah, been thinking the same. But sometimes Alex seems to correct Till’s doings with strong hand.” Nea laughs, before sindy could have said anything else their boyfriends came to hug them. Cody took nea in his arms, and so did john to sindy. Alex and Till where nowhere to be seen. They all said byes and seperated to their rooms. Cody kept kissing nea who stopped him for a moment.

“What did you mean by beliving in what sindy said about Alex?” Nea asked, thurthfuly curious. They sat to the sofa.

“Well... I’m not sure if Alex showed you this story in the class but.. There’s two antichrist for a reason, on man and one woman. Historical books say that those two spawns of satan are to be united and give birth to a baby woth power of them both, and that baby is to be allmighty of earth heaven and hell. But.. Times have changed and our reason is not to rule the world as bad and sadistic beings anymore, it is not much about satan and blood. So being here on the new age, around mid 2000’s Alex had been very womanish, just like you right now (wink), but as a person and single minded he is, felt that he is wrong body. In that time our people still went with the runic writing, and the oder was just made, still in mind to have that almighty who would be the order himself. When Alex gave up the dresses and winged eyeliners people started to be worried how is the plan going. And just to add, there never was anything romantic with me and alex, it was one reason why i didn’t give a shit on his gender change, but helped him. The old war and hitman stuff hevied on his shoulder and he lost his sanity alltogether. He went back to cia, fbi whatever and offered to kill masses again. The people there used his power for their advantage and let him kill with bare hands, no need to snap fingers and lick the blood on the shoes as there was no chance he would die from too slow action. When the elite got to know that, Alex was ripped back and tortured for what he had done, used his power wrong, on eof the worst sins. When fbicia wanted him back, the elite took his physical soul (?????) and gave him anither body, as punishment, a girl, that you knew as Aino. He grew up without remembering anything of this, but bit by bit in the last 2 years the memories came back. Rembering the reason he was thrown out, he didnt want back by any chance. At the start of this summer, so happened anyway, because as he joked, the situtation is that bad.” Cody finished his story time. Took a glass of water that was on the table.

Nea didn't say anything. she processed it all. what the fuxk. my life is a lie.

#vaikee selittää

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pastoroitu-taysmaito · 2 years ago

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se kun syöt jotain random hedelmää ja sit tulee yhtäkkiä allergiaoireita :D

#niiku söin pari persikaa #eikä mul pitäis olla niille allergia #mut nyt mun kurrku ja korvakäytävät kutiaa #mitä vittua

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kinuskikakku · 6 years ago

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salatut elämät rant

Joten! Puhutaanpas salkkareista, nyt kun olemme jo kaksi kuukautta nauttineet syyskauden top notch kirjoituksesta. Ja olen jo kai kaksi vuotta aikonut kirjoittaa uuden rantin, mutta älkää huoliko, en käy läpi asioita kahden vuoden ajalta, etupäsäsä vaan ranttaan tällä hetkellä oleellisista meiningeistä.

Ihan ekana, tää Camillan kaksossisko plot oli niin iso pettymys, niin tylsä ja mitäänsanomaton ja turha suorastaan, bleh. Niiku oikeesti mitä? Sillä osi voinu tehdä niin paljon cooleja juttuja. Niiku kuvitelkaa niin, et Dahlia olisi ollut kaksosten true mama mut oli synnytyksen jälkeen iha lääkehuuruissa ja Gunnar vanhanaikaisena tuolloin ei ollut juuri perillä sitiä mitä oli tapahtunut. Sitten joku EVIL hoitsu sairaalassa oli silleen et hänpä varastaa itselleen vauvan ja väärensi papereita ja otti toisen tytöistä omakseen. Evil Mama ois kasvattanut Tuplamillan pahaksi myös, ja olis itullut plot twistinä että Tuplamilla onkin Seireeni (retconina kato ois Tuplamilla näyttänyt jonkun lateksimaskin aiemmasta näyttelijästä että se on valeasujen mestari). Ja nyt Tuplamilla/Seireeni juonii juonia. Samaan aikaan Dahlia alkaisi saada huuruisia muistikuvia vuosien takaa mutta koska ei muuten meinaa muistaa, hän totuutta etsiessään lähtee epätoivoisena Ullan luokse saadaksene apua Ullan noitatempuista. Ja sit Ulla ja Dahlia bondais ja ne sais tarinaketjun jossa niistä tulee frendei täs kaikessa.

Seuraavana asiana Jiri.. vitun Jiri. En ees sano mitään erityistä. Mä vaan vihaan Jiriä ihan perkeleesti. Se on limanen ja ällö ja hyi. (also se sen sokeus-juonikuvio oli ihan helvetin loukkaava tälleen näkkärinä itse sanon)

Ja hei, MIKSI meille annettiin joku Jutta ja Ismo väärinkäsitys pahoipitelystä juonkuvio? Se oli parhaimmillaankin vaan tosi vaivaannuttavaa, ja kun siellä oli jo legit pahoinpitelyjuoni Tiinan kanssa niin miksi? Onko Ismon näyttelijän sopparissa vaan joku alaviite et sen täytyy saada kautta kohden tietty määrä ruutuaikaa ja tietty määrä omia juoniaan? Ja se Tiinankin sivujuoni on niiku... okei, en sano silleen mitään syvemmin mut siis senkin kans kirjoitukset vois hoitaa paremmin mut toisaalta onko täs enää yllätys et salkkarien kirjoitustiimi on täynnä vaan taidottomia aaseja ilman mitään todellisuudentajua?

En oo varma vihaako käsikirjoittajat nimenomaan Kallea hahmona vai mitä. Also hey, Kalle baby, musta ois ihan kiva jos joku käsikirjoittaja aattelis hei et mitä jos ei sheimattas sitä jengii jotka tykkää irtosuhteista? Tosin paskaako mä tiedän, sun hahmos inisee koko ajan et se haluaa parisuhdetta mut sit ravaa irtopanoilla (joka on siis ok) mut niiku make up your fucking mind, boi. uwu Muutenkin jännä miten tää Kallen riepotus hiljalleen on alkanut muuttaa Kallen sympaattisesta kundista lähes Ismon tasoiseksi rasittavaksi vitun vikisijäksi jota ei jaksa kuunnella kohta enään perkele muutetaan nyt tän paskan kurssia en halua alkaa vihaamaan Kalleakin saatana! Also, Kalle on huono alkkis, jos haluatte randomeja dokaus- ja alkkisjuonia niin etiskää Maaritin näyttelijä ja maksakaa sille mitä se ikinä pyytää 5-10 jakson cameoasta aina toisinaan.

Ja tää meidän teinit.. no, salkkarien teinihahmot ja niiden jutut on aina aika meh joten en silleen syvemmin välitä muuta ku muutamasta seikasta. Ensinnäkin, MIKSI KAIKKI ON OKEI INSESTIN KANSSA? Niiku legit miksi Aaro (oletettu pahis) on ainoa joka sanoo et hei Serveri sun ei ehkä kannatas PANNA SISKOSI TYTÄRTÄ? Also tää Serverin ja Monican juoni niiku mitä vittua oikeesti hei? SEN mä vielä ymmärtäisin ja hyväksyisin et Serverillä on creepy ihastus Monicaan mut nyt Monica näkee vittu märkiä unia pojasta? MITÄ HELVETTIÄ OIKEESTI?

Lari, vau, tulit takas... tai siis.. mä mietin pitkään mitä vittua sulle kävi. Kun salkkarit päätti olla tekotaiteellinen kun lähdit sarjasta. Tai siis se miten tilanne kuvattiin mä mietin vaan kahta vaihtoehtoa. Niiku 1) sä teit itsarin ollakses Eliaksen kans, 2) sä päätit luovuttaa täysin todellisuuden suhteen. Mut näemmä sä sit pääsit yli siitä kumpi tahansa vaihtoehto se olikaan kaiken tekotaiteellisen pelleilyn alla.

Gunnar.. no, ei Gunnaris mitää vikaa, enemmän on kai ne juonikuviot jotka sille laitetaan. JA tää uus näyttelijä on niin pullamössö perkele. Se alkuperäinen Gunanr oli ihan BOSS ja se ois hoitanut nää kaikki juonikuvioiden ongelmat vaan napsauttamalla sormiaan, nousemalla harrikan selkään ja aurinkolasit ois pudonnu taivaalta sen nenälle ja se ois ajanut Ullan kans auringonlaskuun. Mut niiku.. tää uus Gunnar..

Peppi.. ugh, mä luulin et se näyttelijä meinas lopettaa pysyvästi mut EEEEI. Peppiä vaan seuraa tylsiä ja tyhmiä draamoja ja ugh, en vaan. Also, mitne Taiga muistaa isänsä? Se miten mä oon aivoissani ymmärtänyt tätä aikajanaa, Taigan ois pitänyt olla Sergein ”kuoleman” aikaan niin pieni et sen ei pitäisi mitenkään kyetä muistaa isäänsä. Onko Peppi vaan selittäny sille isistä koko sen elämän ajan iha ku isi ois yhä olemassa? Peppi, sinä itse aiheutit tämän ongelman! Joka.. on kai tosin on turha pointti kun Sergei on elossa mut siis..

Lopulta Aaro... Aaro, Aaro, Aaro. AARO AARO AARO SAATANA. Okei, ihan ensinnäkin, en oo psykologi tai mitään mut miten manipuloiva narsisti muuttuu skitofreeniseksi flagellantiksi? Ja jes, mielenterveysasiotia ei demonisoidakaan jo tarpeeksi. Mut niiku ihan niiku legit oikeesti, mikä on Aaron endgame? Mikä sen todellinen juoni tässä on? Niiku mitä ja silleen? Tai siis alkuun se tuntu olleen yhä vaan oma vanha narsisti itsensä joka halusi erottaa Lindan ja Karin (en tosin koskaan ymmärtänyt sen motiivia siihen tosin kaipa narsistille ois etua jos on poliisi omassa taskussa mut sit se järkkäs Lindan telkien taakse joten lol emt). Ja sit tuli esiin koko tää Nellalla-on-Paulan-sydän -juttu, ja ajattelin okei tää menee nyt siihen et Aaro haluaa Nellan. Toki oli aika outoa ja out of character että yhtäkkiä Aaro oli rakastunut Paulaan tai jotain sellasta bullshittiä mut fine, tää oli yhä idea jolla ois voinu työstää jotain. Mut seuraavan kulman takana Aaro oli piiskaamas itseään koska se halus nyt Evaa? A-ha-ha okei, mut sit Eva onki nyt Paula sen aivoissa luulin et se oli Nella? MITÄ TÄSSÄ TAPAHTUU? Siis onks käsikirjoittajilla vaan viikon työn jälkeen tapan työntää kaikki kirjoituksensa paperisilppuuriin ja vetää niin kovat kännit et ne unohtaa koko viikon ja alottaa nollapisteestä taas?

Ja siis voisin jatkaa ranttausta vaikka viikon mut siis ehkä tässä on nyt tarpeeks vähäks aikaa. Ja jos joku tulee sieltä silleen ”miksi ees katot sitä jos et tykkää?” (kuvittele toi lainaus silleen tosi vittumaisella äänellä) niin helvetti katon mitä haluun. Pitää mun jotenkin negaatioitani purkaa ja jos salkkarit tekee sen niin jes.

#salatut elämät #salkkarit #salikset #kuha jorisen

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salmiakkisaatana · 3 years ago

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Hyvää vitun uuttavuotta ihmiset toivottavasti se menee jotenki nukkukaa tarpeeks

#mitä vittua vaihtuuko vuos #itellä viimevuos meni ihan jotenki en mä tiiä oon huono tälläses #kevyen ahistavan fiiliksen keskel on vähä hankala miettii miten meni #anyway joo hyvää uusvuotta niiku sanoin jo #suomi #suomitumblr #suomitumppu #emmie osaa tagaa mun juttui #sen huomaa kyl #omaa originaalia kontettia

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mustikkajuna · 3 years ago

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ok noni lets go täst tulee pitkä et anteeks :DD

21 keväällä mulla oli eka työterveys perus käynti missä totesin hoitajalle että oon miettiny ja mutustellu jo muutaman vuoden et mul ois adhd joten hän varasi ajan työterveyslääkärille jo seuraavaksi päiväksi mikä oli aika jätte fun (paitsi se et se hoitaja käytti termiä transseksuaali potilaskertomuksessa, kyseessä oli n. 30-vuotias nainen)

sillä lääkäri käynnillä aattelin et se suoraan laittais lähetteen polille mut se laitto lähetteen psykiatrille (mikä on sillee ihan ymmärrettävää mut vitutti vaan) ja koska terveystalo nii mun piti soittaa ja varata aika itse jonka takia asia venyi kuukaudella terveisin ahdistus. sain psykiatrille ajan kuukauden päähän vittu jee

se oli tosi kiva ja anto mulle mieliala lääkkeet (escitalopram my babe <3) ja niiku holy shit mä pystyin tekee oikeesti asioita ilman et mua ahisti esim mennä ulos. sit ootettii vähä aikaa samal ku se yritti saada mun koulu papereita ja elokuussa se sano et kyl mul on selkeesti adhd ja sovittii et tekee mulle lähetteen julkiselle kosk ingen rahe för yksityinen eikä työterveys halunnu maksaa sellasta

sitten marraskuussa sain maisaan viestin et mun lähete ollaa palautettu (kosk siit puuttu jotai) uwu ja laitoin heti sille psykiatrille passiivis aggressiivisen tekstarin et hei mitä vittua. no siis thank god se sai tehtyy mulle uuden lähetteen ja sain tammikuus -22 taas viestin et se ollaa palautettu taas mut tällä kertaa siks et mä oon jo siin jonos sillee ?????? ok

no mut nyt maalis-huhtikuus mul on ollu haastatteluit hoitajan kaa ja se totes et kyl nää kriteerit täyttyy

ja mul oli eilen eka käynti sen lääkärin kaa ja oli samaa mieltä ja me tehtii jotai MINI nimist testii ja sen perusteel mul on selkeesti kans sosiaalisten tilanteiden pelko (yllättyneitä 0) mut se testi jäi kesken ja sen perusteel mitä ehittii käymää läpi nii mul saattaa olla kans ocd mitä mä oon joskus miettiny mut en oo koskaa tajunnu et mun pakkoajatukset ois ocd juttu ((ok en oo puhunu niist pakkoajatuksist ollenkaa tyylii kenellekkää kosk ne on pää asiassa seksuaalisii ja joskus väkivaltasii ja tbh oon hävenny niit tosi paljon))

ok täs on ny tarpeeks anteeks ja kiitti jos luit kaiken, keksin jonkun hasun tägin näille mitä käytän ku jotai uutta tapahtuu

oon päässy neuropsykiatrian polille tutkimuksiin

mietin et kiinnostaaks ketää jos päivittelen miten asia etenee ja tarvittaessa haukkuu terveydenhuolto pystyyn (ok ei tähä asti on menny hyvin)

#ok joku hasu tägi hhhmmmmmmm #mustikan poli seikkailut #hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh #adsdasdfgdasgdcghdshgffa

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wuffen · 7 years ago

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i did it oh god

thanks for the questions

transcript under cut so you can like actually make some sense of what i’m saying (my apologies to anyone on mobile bc shit is long)

Yeah so um. I'm doing this again, apparently. This time I'm gonna try and edit it too so hopefully there'll be, like, less stammering and shit. But um, I'm not very confident. So I'll post it with a transcript. Okay. So, questions. Let's go.

How tall are you? - I am 175 centimeters tall. That is like five feet and nine-ish inches or something in American. I think.

What are your goals for the month, or for what's left of this year? - My goal for this month is to not die, and my goal for this year is to finally finish that one graphic novel that's been ruining my life for over two years. I just wanna get that shit over with so I can, you know, relax and dedicate my time to drawing cute boys making out without feeling guilty about it.

What do you like to do when you're bored? - I dunno, cry and whine for attention on the internet, mostly. Obviously.

What's your favorite food? - All green vegetables, basically. And curry, and tofu, and most vegan things, honestly.

What's a present you would like to get? - I like books. Like, bring me your favorite novel. That way I get a new book and also learn something about you. Or just get me the ugliest houseplant you can find, whichever you prefer.

Tell us about your first love? - Oh shit that's so embarrassing, oh god. I was like 13 or something and he was 22 so yeah that was not gonna happen, but I was so fucking desperately in love with him like whoa, like, you know how 13-year-olds are. It's… It was amazing. Like, amazingly bad. Like, cringe-worthy as shit and I feel so sorry for him for having to deal with it. And me. He was a really nice guy though, you know he helped me through a lot of shit and I think you could've considered us friends. Kind of. Of course the power imbalance made him, you know, more like a big brother figure I guess. But man I loved him. Great dude, hot as hell. Great voice. Honestly if I met him now and he was up for it I would not say no. I feel like when I fall in love with someone I sort of like, low key stay in love with them forever. Probably because I never get to like fall out of love with them since I don't actually date them, I just, like, put distance between us to make it easier to deal with so it kinda stays dormant, but yeah it's easy enough to reactivate that shit.

What's your favorite smell? - Smoke, gasoline, winter air, my dog's fur, lilacs, wet pavement. And like, all earthy smells. Like decomposing leaves and stuff. Forest smells.

What would you consider as too old to date, like age-gap-wise? - I honestly don't know. I feel like anything older than like 35 would require a lot of work but I think I would be ready to try it out with anyone up to like 50-ish, maybe? Maybe that's too old. I don't know. 40, 45? Something like that. Probably.

If you'd ever have children, how would you name them? - Well I'm never ever going to have children because I absolutely cannot stand kids and also the idea of being responsible for another human being freaks the shit out of me. Also I'm sterile (thank god). So uh. No. But like, I like gender-neutral nature-themed names. For everyone, be it kids or pets or whatever.

What is a peaceful image you'd like to experience? - Um. Anything that has me sleepily cuddling with a dude I love and who loves me. Maybe like, in summer, by a lake somewhere in the middle of nowhere. We've been making pancakes outside and his hair smells like woodsmoke, and our two dogs are splashing in the water and we're listening to birdcalls echoing on the calm lake, and, you know, at sunset we'll take our two kayaks out and paddle along the shore to see how the swan family on the other side of the island is doing. You know, cute shit like that. Oh crap I made myself sad, I'm gonna stop.

Say something in your native language: - Tää on niin mun suosikkikehotus, ku niiku mitä vittua mä muka sanon? Hei oon Wolf, ja oon 26-vuotias ja asun Helsingissä, pelkään ihmisiä ja tykkään piirtää kun söpöt pojat pussaa. Tulipa jotenki hirveesti S-kirjaimia tähän. Espoo-ässä suhisee saatana. (”This is like my favorite request, like what the fuck am I supposed to say? Hi I’m Wolf and I’m 26 years old and live in Helsinki, I’m afraid of people and like to draw cute boys kissing. Got a lot of the letter S on this. Goddamn Espoo S whizzing away.”)

And finally, here's a question: Are you a top or a bottom? - Um. Yeah wow okay. Uh. Bottom. Honestly. I think. Probably versatile with the right partner, but I don't know. Haven't had much experience so who knows.

Okay I guess that's a natural place to stop. Yeah. Thanks for listening and… yeah. Byeee~

#my current apartment has this echo i'm sorry #also i sound a lot more high pitched than i thought i would i am sad #oh well #still better than what i started with so i'm good

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