#nights in jail

[jakei95]

We came to an agreement.

I am his new bed and he is my personal heater.

Communication is important 👍

[stealingpotatoes]

After seeing your headcannons for the merrical kids, I’m curious about why BD-1 is not allowed to babysit?

(commission info // tip jar!)

[aq2003]

twelfth night main plot: haha bisexual love triangle that is gay in both directions! haha mistaken identity and gender fuckery haha

malvolio side plot:

[splickedylit]

@ USAmericans that are following me, if you (like me) get anxious you'll somehow have issues with a mail-in or drop-off ballot: I forgot that in a lot of places (here's a site to check!) early in-person voting is an option, so I figured maybe you did too!

Lines are MUCH shorter than election day,

which means it's quick and you have more time to look things up at the voting booth if necessary,

and you have a LOT more ability to find a time that works for you than if you just vote on Nov. 5th (which I would be have been almost completely unable to go out and vote on).

Early voting y'all it kicks ass. A quick google of "early voting (my city/county" immediately brought up the exact address, days and hours of where it was available. Will definitely patronize the fine folks at my local polling center again in four years assuming that. Things go well. And we still have a democracy in four years. OTL

[bread-that-draws]

Flowey’s so funny and has me so fucked up like he’s a talking flower. He tries to kill you upon your first interaction. He is ten years old. He is damaged beyond repair. He’s a flower named Flowey. He’s become friends with every single character. He’s killed all of them countless times. He knows everything about everyone. He doesn’t care anymore. He takes care of his mom when she can’t take care of herself. He’s killed her before. He doesn’t care if you kill her. He thinks she’s trying to replace him. He just wants to be himself again. He wants to destroy everything. He hates you. You’re the only one who understands him. He wants his best friend back. He’s terrified of them. He believes in kill or be killed because he died by giving mercy to the wrong person. He believes himself to be the wrong person. He doesn’t understand when you show him that kindness he showed others, even when you know he could kill you for it. He’s tried every route. He asks you if you have anything better to do when you try to do the same. He’s a direct reflection of the player. He’s a fucking talking flower named flowey and his only voice line is by Ronald McDonald and his officially licensed plush does a little dance for you

[chrisrin]

HE'S GONNA STEAL--NOT JUST YOUR HEART--BUT EVERYTHING YOU OWN AS WELL!!!

[wigglebox]

Air Jail 👿

[orcinus-veterinarius]

Me: Why does no one crate train their dog anymore?

Me, scrolling the comments on a cute video of a puppy sleeping in a comfortable crate: I’m starting to understand why all the dogs at work act like they’ve never been crated in their life.

[javelinbk]

“I can remember the first couple of nights,” he later said, “’cos you see, my thing was rape. That was my big fear. I didn’t know what was going to happen. ‘Hello, this is your friendly jailor, I’d like a favor please.’ ‘NO! Not even for a bowl of rice!’ So, you know, I slept with my back to the wall, in the green suit I’d arrived in. It was hell.”

Paul McCartney talking about being arrested in Japan. Excerpt From The McCartney Legacy, Volume 2, Allan Kozinn

[fadeintoyou1993]

BOBBY BRIGGS TWIN PEAKS | 1.02

[samijey]

NOT Jey leaving Jimmy to awkwardly grab his thumb on the handshake and then shoulder-bump the air because he's on a one-track mind to get some Sami snuggles I'm 💀💀

[doorknobinmyayuss]

[mikakuna]

and what happens when willis todd finds out his little boy died. he knows billionaire bruce wayne adopted jay-- the whole damn country knew.

so why. why did his baby boy get a better chance at life than willis could provide, just for him to still die before him, before he became an adult?

how could willis give up his parental rights to bruce wayne, the most privileged man on earth, expecting this man to keep his baby safe and happy and healthy-- when his little jay still died alone and scared.

bruce wayne had everything he could ever ask for. he had all the means to keep his son safe from any harm. and yet jason still died before he even reached his sweet sixteen.

willis thinks that maybe it's a family curse-- a curse he has to live with, knowing that he's failed everyone he's ever loved.

[pharawee]

No host tonight. No guest. Just you and me.

[tairaawhiti]

the people that think that the broken police system is only in america and that racial prejudice within the police system doesn't exist here piss me the fuck off. did you guys conveniently forget that Māori make up 52% of nz's incarcerated population, despite only being 15% of the general population? did you forget about the 2007 police raids on Ngāi Tūhoe? what happened just the other week at Matapihi? did you forget about this government's 'war on gangs', with the full knowledge that it is Māori who will be hurt by this, Māori who make up three quarters of nz's gang members? violence and hatred towards Māori surrounds this country. it doesnt take any kind of special genius to see this. i could talk for hours about the disadvantages we face, but nothing, nothing i could say will make you feel our reality, our pain of fathers and sisters and cousins torn away from their whānau by a broken system that this government is both enabling and encouraging.

[deadpuppetboi]

Me, doing digital art:

Sun: It speaks to me!!! *breaks my fucking tablet*