#nightmare time abstinence camp

[pinazee]

A camper definitely called boy jerry daddy, and boy jerry definitely screamed who told you? and murdered that kid

[cherryaire]

guys i think she ships iiiiiit

[jonmattdaily]

*makes silly little threat*

[i-wanted-a-salad]

Abstinence Camp Grace is alloace and Nerdy Prudes Must Die Grace is aroallo thank you for coming to my TED Talk

[louissatturi]

If you think Stephanie is DOWN BAD for Pete in nerdy prudes, just see her in abstinence camp nightmare time where this girl when Pete asks her "do you think its true there is a monster killing people that do sex at camp?"

And she is like

"Idk.... maybe we could try out and see if the legend is true, IM JOKING LOL.... Just if you want to tho....."

Like GIRL????

[wizards4for20]

Why I Love Abstinence Camp:

- Lautski introduced

- The canon events between it and NPMD (excuse the spiderman reference)

- Discussion of the dangers and hypocrisy of purity culture and a healthy portrayal of the idea that wholesome and loving characters and relationships do not have to be explicitly non-sexual (as long as they are consensual, of course). Sex and intimacy are not inherently evil things as society makes them out to be, and it is purity culture that becomes dangerous in the minds of the extremists that punish acts of love and passion.

- The cheesy camp slasher cliches

[moonytoastatmidnight]

Starkid/Hatchetfield fans: if you're ever having a bad day, go to YouTube and put on Virginity Rocks at 0.5x speed. I guarantee you'll feel better.

[jxydentired]

So like

[captaincrazycreative]

Aside from a family prayer over dinner in npmd I don't think we've ever seen Grace pray. Not in Perky's buds, not in abstinence camp, not even after her fantasy about Max. After her sexual fantasy about Max she felt dirty and guilty about herself. Her worthiness as a Christian is called into question for the first time. But her first instinct isn't to pray about it. To ask God for help. It's to take control herself.

[akicklineisinevitable]

the problem with being a bad movie enjoyer is that no one ever knows what the fuck im referencing. but anyway Abstinence Camp is a christian reskin of Sleepaway Camp 2: Unhappy Campers

[icklemons07]

Deconstructing a cheep car from Target

the car above is the one i just ripped apart.

what i did was unscrew the bottom, cut free the glue keeping the wires for the LED headlights in the car and removing the headlights.

below are images of the bottom of the car, the bottom removed, the bottom on its own, the front pf the car without headlights and the headlights and battery pack i removed along with the screws.

I'm planning of customizing the car and turning it into the car driven by Ted in Nightmare Time 2's episode "Abstinence Camp" (or something close to it).

[pundasal]

Starkid, I have a new casting for the Jerrys in abstinence camp

This is honest to god the funniest thing I have ever seen in my entire life

[jonmattdaily]

be careful or he might just cover you in syrup

[spirngakawening]

Saw leather wallets in an etsy promotional email and my immediate thought was, "guess I'll go make a wallet"

[louissatturi]

Nerdy Prudes Must Die Lautski is like "omg i-is not like your or something..... maybe I want to hold your hand....."

Nightmare Time Abstinence Camp Lautski is like "daam this men/girl is really fucking hot ... i need to fuck her/him"

[citricacidprince]

The Spankoffski Brothers!!!!