#nigel daddy mcguinness

[peeps4christian]

I’m saying this because I feel like this is a safe space, but I have the absolute fattest fucking crush on nigel mcguinness

[elitehanitje]

"DILF of The Year 2023." - Nigel McGuinness

[nextstopwonderland]

Tony S: “If you’re keeping time it took Nigel McGuinness 7 minutes to bring up the name Bryan Danielson”

Nigel: “You sure are a NERD, Tony”

Daddy magic: “You’re doing good! That was longer than I expected.”

[discow1tch]

"He's trying to drag you into his dark twisted world of Christian Cage fandom"

- Kevin Kelly to Daddy Magic

[queeniesaewblog]

Daddy Magic is just like “I’m here for my son see you bitches when Nigel ain’t here✌🏼”

[westofessos]

I definitely need more Daddy Magic and Nigel on commentary together

[magicmalcolm]

EXCUSE ME!?

[sheinthatfandom]

according to fightful nigel has filed to trademark the ring name nigel mcguinness and it covers “entertainment in the nature of wrestling contests”

[piratewithvigor]

AEW Roster Organized By Age (& events, for context)

Source: Smackdown Hotel

Jan 3 1952 - Jim Ross

Feb 8 1952 - Elizabeth II crowned

May 30 1955 - Jake Roberts

Nov 3 1957 - Laika becomes first animal in space

Nov 7 1957 - Tony Schiavone

May 13 1958 - Velcro is patented

Sep 20 1958 - Arn Anderson

Mar 20 1959 - Sting

Jun 12 1963 - Jerry Lynn

Jul 1 1963 - ZIP codes are introduced in the US

Oct 13 1963 - Don Callis

Nov 11 1963 - Daddy Ass

Apr 14 1967 - Jeff Jarrett

May 9 1967 - Kevin Kelly

Oct 11 1967 - Taz

Dec 6 1967 - First successful heart transplant

May 10 1968 - William Regal

Oct 30 1968 - Luther

Apr 10 1969 - Dustin Rhodes

Jul 16 1969 - Apollo 11 lands the first people on the moon

Mar 24 1970 - Christopher Daniels

Nov 9 1970 - Chris Jericho

Dec 18 1970 - Rob Van Dam

Apr 3 1971 - Alex Marvez

Jun 12 1971 - Mark Henry

Feb 8 1972 - Paul Wight

Oct 12 1972 - Karen Jarrett

Nov 29 1972 - Atari releases Pong

Oct 30 1973 - Adam Copeland

Nov 30 1973 - Christian Cage

Jan 1 1974 - Jim Ross starts his career in wrestling

Sep 23 1974 - Matt Hardy

Oct 8 1975 - Michael Nakazawa

Jan 23 1976 - Nigel McGuinness

May 8 1976 - First roller coaster with a loop in it opens

Oct 4 1976 - Emi Sakura

Feb 28 1977 - Lance Archer

Aug 31 1977 - Jeff Hardy

Nov 9 1977 - Alex Abrahantes

Dec 12 1977 - The Butcher

Mar 17 1979 - Samoa Joe

Aug 1 1979 - Prince Nana

Oct 3 1979 - Johnny TV

Dec 29 1979 - Justin Roberts

May 6 1980 - Colt Cabana

Jun 2 1980 - The Blade

Jul 16 1980 - Excalibur

Nov 17 1980 - Mercedes Martinez

Dec 27 1980 - Claudio Castagnoli

Feb 19 1981 - Shawn Spears

May 22 1981 - Bryan Danielson

Aug 1 1981 - MTV debuts

Dec 12 1981 - Eddie Kingston

Apr 7 1982 - Sonjay Dutt

May 21 1982 - Kota Ibushi

Aug 3 1982 - Nyla Rose

Oct 10 1982 - Tony Khan

Dec 3 1982 - Jake Hager

Mar 1 1983 - Mark Sterling

Mar 19 1983 - Matt Sydal

Apr 1 1983 - Scorpio Sky

Jul 26 1983 - Roderick Strong

Oct 16 1983 - Kenny Omega

Dec 7 1983 - Matt Menard

Jan 26 1984 - JD Drake

Feb 2 1984 - Brian Cage

Feb 17 1984 - Jimmy Jacobs

Feb 23 1984 - Serpentico

Mar 20 1984 - Angelo Parker

May 4 1984 - Orange Cassidy

Jun 30 1984 - Dax Harwood

Jul 1 1984 - PG13 rating is invented

Sep 19 1984 - Renee Paquette

Nov 4 1984 - Ryan Nemeth

Nov 8 1984 - Keith Lee

Dec 26 1984 - Pat Buck

Dec 29 1984 - Anthony Henry

Jan 17 1985 - Mark Briscoe

Feb 13 1985 - Truth Magnum

Feb 26 1985 - Penta El Zero Miedo

Mar 13 1985 - Matt Jackson

Mar 19 1985 - Luchasaurus

Mar 20 1985 - Matt Taven

Mar 23 1985 - CJ

Mar 31 1985 - First Wrestlemania

May 16 1985 - Mike Bennett

May 19 1985 - Malakai Black

Apr 20 1985 - Jay Lethal

Jul 15 1985 - QT Marshall

Aug 6 1985 - Tony Nese

Sep 9 1985 - The Bunny

Dec 7 1985 - Jon Moxley

Dec 25 1985 - Miro

Jan 24 1986 - Vincent

Feb 5 1986 - Madison Rayne

Feb 19 1986 - Shawn Dean

Feb 21 1986 - The first Zelda game is released

Mar 2 1986 - Bishop Kaun

Mar 4 1986 - Dalton Castle

Apr 8 1986 - Big Bill

Apr 22 1986 - Chuck Taylor

Jun 15 1986 - Cezar Bononi

Jun 29 1986 - Serena Deeb

Jul 22 1986 - Thunder Rosa

Aug 21 1986 - Pac

Oct 22 1986 - Taya Valkyrie

Jan 13 1987 - Ian Riccaboni

Feb 4 1987 - Aaron Solo

Mar 1 1987 - Kyle O'Reilly

Mar 7 1987 - Angelico

Mar 10 1987 - Alex Reynolds

Mar 17 1987 - Brody King

Mar 30 1987 - Trent Beretta

May 17 1987 - Cash Wheeler

Apr 21 1987 - Dutch

Jun 18 1987 - Brandon Cutler

Jul 20 1987 - Evil Uno

Sep 5 1987 - AR Fox

Jan 19 1988 - Wardlow

Mar 20 1988 - Josh Woods

Apr 14 1988 - Marina Shafir

Apr 17 1988 - Dasha Gonzalez

Jun 11 1988 - Hikaru Shida

Jul 18 1988 - RJ City

Aug 23 1988 - Metalik

Aug 28 1988 - EJ Nduka

Aug 31 1988 - Athena

Sep 26 1988 - Buddy Matthews

Sep 29 1988 - Rush

Nov 24 1988 - Anthony Ogogo

Jan 25 1989 - Stu Grayson

Apr 10 1989 - Juice Robinson

Apr 11 1989 - Ari Daivari

Jun 14 1989 - Peter Avalon

Jul 5 1989 - Adam Cole

Jul 27 1989 - Nick Jackson

Jul 31 1989 - Max Caster

Sep 20 1989 - Ethan Page

Nov 3 1989 - Andrade El Idolo

Dec 17 1989 - The Simpsons premiers

Aug 17 1990 - Danhausen

Aug 20 1990 - Mark Davis

Sep 30 1990 - Swerve Strickland

Nov 12 1990 - Stokely Hathaway

Dec 18 1990 - Anthony Bowens

Dec 30 1990 - Rey Fenix

Jan 9 1991 - Ruby Soho

Jan 23 1991 - Powerhouse Hobbs

Jan 30 1991 - Toa Liona

Feb 4 1991 - Mike Santana

Apr 22 1991 - Nick Comoroto

Apr 23 1991 - Dr Britt Baker DMD

May 18 1991 - Colten Gunn

Jun 4 1991 - John Silver

Jul 14 1991 - Diamante

Jul 21 1991 - Adam Page

Aug 23 1991 - World Wide Web starts up

Sep 27 1991 - Ortiz

Nov 22 1991 - Brandon

Nov 22 1991 - Brent

Jan 15 1992 - Preston Vance

Apr 7 1992 - Abadon

May 19 1992 - Kip Sabian

Jun 3 1992 - Red Velvet

Aug 17 1992 - Saraya

Sep 14 1992 - Penelope Ford

Sep 15 1992 - Dralistico

Oct 9 1992 - Jay White

Dec 27 1992 - Yuka Sakazaki

Jan 7 1993 - Darby Allin

Jul 28 1993 - Sammy Guevara

Jan 25 1994 - Willow Nightingale

Feb 21 1994 - Ricky Starks

Mar 26 1994 - Paige Vanzant

Apr 12 1994 - Marq Quen

Jun 6 1994 - Lee Moriarty

Aug 26 1994 - Austin Gunn

Sep 16 1994 - Kiera Hogan

Apr 17 1995 - Bandido

Apr 23 1995 - Jamie Hayter

May 29 1995 - Konosuka Takeshita

Jun 6 1995 - Tay Melo

Aug 7 1995 - Kris Statlander

Oct 19 1995 - Toni Storm

Nov 13 1995 - Boulder

Nov 13 1995 - Bronson

Nov 22 1995 - Toy Story is released

Dec 10 1995 - Satnam Singh

Mar 15 1996 - MJF

Aug 11 1996 - Lexy Nair

Oct 26 1996 - Wheeler Yuta

Apr 29 1997 - El Hijo Del Vikingo

Jun 4 1997 - Riho

Jun 15 1997 - Jack Perry

Jul 10 1997 - Isiah Kassidy

Oct 27 1997 - Leyla Hirsch

Dec 13 1997 - Lee Johnson

Mar 9 1998 - Parker Boudreaux

Jul 15 1998 - Anna Jay

Aug 4 1998 - Mariah May

Sep 7 1998 - Daniel Garcia

Dec 15 1998 - Komander

Dec 24 1998 - Kyle Fletcher

May 4 1999 - Hook

Sep 20 1999 - Darius Martin

Oct 2 1999 - Skye Blue

Mar 3 2001 - Dante Martin

Mar 23 2001 - WWF buys WCW

Nov 8 2001 - Julia Hart

Oct 13 2004 - Billie Starkz

Jul 10 2005 - Nick Wayne

Jan 17 2012 - Negative One

[emeritusterzo]

not now sweaty daddy is ignoring every internet safety protocol to watch CM Punk vs Nigel McGuinness at IWA Mid-South for the IWA Mid-South World Championship in 240p

[peeps4christian]

nigel mcguinness🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

[elitehanitje]

The commentators are fully supportive of Daniel Garcia and criticized Bryan Danielson

[nextstopwonderland]

“You know, Nigel doesn’t like him.” - this 16 seconds feels like a fever dream, 2024 here we come folks

[are-we-really-doing-this]

so... you said your captain dysmorphia fic is gonna be messy... what kind of messy is it and how much should i mentally prepare myself? are you aiming for some emotionally damaging cry your heart out angst or is this messy in a kinky way or...????

and the camgirl au!!! will we see other guys like nigel mcguinness or homicide? i personally find homicide to be the naturally funniest out of all of them tbh hehe!

also tell me what saMEOWa joe's like in this au and if she gets along with ace since yanno... they both love the same punk

Aight aight sooo, going in order

I have suddenly discovered that there is much opportunity for fic abut CM Punk and his many self image issues so Yes and yes. There will be an emotionally messy one and one that's the other kind. You know. Like you personally. Might be a series, WHO fucking knows.

Girl Nigel is absoLUTELY happening, I cannot wait to talk about her oh my god, and D is slated to be Low Ki's crazy bitch ex. Like Ki goes around calling her Homicide and everyone's like "why do you call her Homicide?" and she explains "because she tried to fucking KILL me, I moved in so fast because I needed to skip town". She will be making an appearance.

And Joeeeeee, god, Joe... Everyone's character will go through a lot of changes throughout the fics but hers is one of my favorites. She's coming in as an already established talent (started on the west coast, did some work in Japan with Ki and all). She's a steadying force around the house but also the life of the party. And you know how prevalent Joe's daddy kink is? Yeah I didn't genderbend that, it's not a mommy kink. The girls call her daddy, it's pretty epic. So yeah, just imagine his actual transition from kitten to daddy. It's like that.

But about Ace, ooh. Ace scouted her and Ki from the same place, a dvd they did that a friend of hers showed to her. I based it off of their APW King of the Indies match. You'll see I do that a lot, basing sex scenes on matches I like. BUT ANYWAY, Ace has an appreciation for all her girls and she likes when they get along because that means better chemistry in videos (except for Joe and Ki because when they get at each other's throats...there are casualties man...it's HOT), so she never minds that Punk and Joe start getting very close. Punk may be Ace's favorite but she always lets her do what she wants.

And it's funny that you bring up her kitty cat-ness, she and Punk do a special one year for Halloween where Joe is a tiger and Punk is the bloody victim getting mauled but like...it's sex. They do a couple of these actually, one with Joe in a boiler suit and slasher mask and Punk as, once again, her bloody victim. Punk also plays the victim in one of Mox's sexual torture red room style mock snuff vids. Can you sense a theme here?

[queeniesaewblog]

Nigel do not insult Daniel Garcia in front of his father

[westofessos]

Daddy Magic and Nigel on commentary together is gold