#nico/fernando

[blorbocedes]

thinking about the nico/fernando yacht au. imagining fernando takes nico out for a week or so on his catamaran (imagining this boat which is the boat from my favourite boat youtubers lol). fernando can handle the boat on his own just fine, but while nicos there mostly he watches lazily from the couches on deck as nico hoists and lowers sails, plots courses, frowns at the charts. occasionally fernando will hold the wheel steady when nico asks, so nico can go tweak something in the rigging. get more out of her. big heavy catamarans are weird to sail when you’re used to monohull racing yachts, but nico still gets her singing along in the wind (fernando pretends to be bored and unimpressed but secretly he’s never seen this cat go that fast and he’s like. mad horny about it). they anchor in a secluded bay that evening. fernando fucks nico face down on the trampolines up front that evening in the late summer light. he can see the water lapping against the hulls through where his cheek is pressed into the netting. afterwards, when fernando rolls sweaty and disgusting off him, nico will have a perfect grid marked all up his body. dives off the side and holds his breath down there for a long time before he resurfaces

oh my god. oh my god boat anon this is so sexy

for context, here's yachting racer Nico and boat youtuber Fernando

I've had boat nicolonso for 5 minutes and now I will die for it. also??? you know what the things are..... that's so hot. what the fuck is a catamaran. im hard

Fernando pretending to be bored and unimpressed but secretly!!!!! mad horny about Nico driving it!!!!!! shoot it in my veins. fucked into the netting!!!!! having a perfect grid indented on his face....... why is the idea of someone diving right after sex so appealing.... no the scene you've painted is sooo 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 im absolutely useless I can't even contribute but it's so sexy please tell me more......

[formulaheart]

something about george russell being hyperaware and vocal about track safety for himself and other drivers even if it slows him down, something about fernando giving franco colapinto advice his first week in, the mclaren boys continuing to be happy with each other even when the team screws them over, hamilton reminding motorsports spectators and competitors alike that kimi antonelli is still just a kid after all and has a long way to go, max and charles congratulating each other after almost every race even when one of them gets a win and the other gets something like their worst drive of the season, alex and oscar defending logan sargeant as having so much untapped potential even if hes no longer racing, pierre and seb going out of their way every year to honor drivers who have passed, esteban ocon going out of his way to welcome new drivers to the grid, kmag fighting tooth and nail to get nico hulkenberg one point, nico rosberg shredding team principals with poor team treatment on live television

f1 is gonna be okay

[f1xnorrisxleclerc]

[landoom]

How does drivers call each other based on Grill the Grid

Drivers calling each other GTG

So, I did a little analysis on how the drivers are referring to each other in the last Grill the Grid video!!

You need to read the line to see how that driver is calling the ones in the columns.

Some conclusions :

Lando and Lewis are mostly referenced by their names as his Zhou but that's a specific case.

Checo and Danny have nicknames

Charles went all out on the name/surname combo

Max, Logan, Alex and Estie loves calling the others by their names only

Lando uses surnames unless your his friend, (ex)teammate or Lewis

Oscar uses surnames unless your Max, Lando, Logan or Zhou

George says Lance but Lance says Russell

Nico called George "Georgie" (while saying he has feminine lips...so what you want with that!)

There are many more things to read into this... In a more serious way or with shipping glasses.

You can see the table better with the link, if you want!

[wintergreenoreo]

“I watch F1 for the drivers.”

The drivers:

[annewithaneofthegreengable]

Kinktober masterlist

welcome to my very first kinktober! buckle up and enjoy the ride!

THE FIRST ONE IS OUT NOW!!! CHECK MY BLOG FOR IT!!!

if you want to be on my taglist please fill in the form

1st — phone sex, Lando Norris

2nd — choking, Lewis Hamilton

3rd — quickie, Toto Wolff

4th — cockwarming, Max Verstappen

5th — virginity loss, Charles Leclerc

6th — love bite/ marking/ vampire!AU, Oscar Piastri

7th — face fucking, Carlos Sainz

8th — almost getting caught/ public sex, Sebastian Vettel

9th — size difference, George Russell

10th — breeding kink, Mark Webber

11th — mutual masturbation, Jenson Button

12th — face sitting, Lewis Hamilton

13th — mommy kink, Max Verstappen

14th — wax play, Toto Wolff

15th — keeping quiet, Peter Bonnington

16th — toys, Lando Norris

17th — lingerie, Fernando Alonso

18th — role play, Sebastian Vettel

19th — 69ing, Oscar Piastri

20th — cock worship, Jenson Button

21st — stripper, Toto Wolff

22nd — hate fucking, Max Verstappen

23rd — double penetration, Lewis - Charles

24th — thigh riding, Kimi Räikkönen

25th — humiliation, Mark Webber

26th — food play, Carlos Sainz

27th — your choice, 

28th — heels, Lando Norris

29th — praise kink, Charles Leclerc

30th — blindfold, Nico Rosberg

31st — nipple play/ lactation kink, Max Verstappen

[simplywrong]

Driver duos as texts I found on Pinterest again:

Sorry, I needed something positive :(

[witchxxjpg]

trying to return to drawing.... and i just found this challenge so i decided to do it. it was pretty hard for some of them but I tried😭😭

link for the template

[qerieq]

F1 10s drivers college AU

[finifugue]

F1 drivers r like. This is a photo of me as a baby. This is a photo of me in a kart. This is a photo of me and the other driver that I was homoerotically bonded to for years of our lives before the whole situation ended up in flames and we don't talk to each other anymore but we talk about each other in every interview. This is another photo of me as a baby.

[peoplesprincessgeorge]

f1 + txt posts = true 16.0

[eterniravioli]

part of being a mature and reasonable f1 fan is acknowledging that every driver has weaknesses and makes mistakes

luckily i’ve never claimed to be mature or reasonable, my driver is perfect fuck you if you think otherwise

[britney-rosberg06]

Completely random F1 Family Tree for u all

timeline? uh i made it the fuck up

Both Charles and Ollie were immaculately concepted yes

No Oscar and Max do NOT fuck with the idea that their dad is dating someone their age

Family Dinners must go so hard on the Merc side

Like on the Ferrari side it’s just pasta and catholic guilt

but Merc?? Oh blood is shedding

Roscoe is chilling with everyone so he wasn’t included

Is logan the product of an affair? is he secretly adopted? he and we will never know

based on this, who’s the paddock slut cuz i was gonna start by saying Nando-

[pleepplop33]

F1 Driver Instagram stories that seem fake but aren't...

is this the hyper masculine super serious sigma male sport that i hear ppl speak so much of online??? we got ppl saying like "newer fans are ruining the sport-" omgggg nobody is asking u to indulge everything, not everything is for everyone, there's different sides of the internet guys 🙄

(also, what did everyone think of Ferrari's masterclass strategy this weekend 🤓☝️)

(justice for Charles fr 🙏)

[themultifanshipper]

Teammates/Rivals edition!

Also shoutout to yukierre for being the ultimate duo so i made a special chart just for them:

[alexturntable]

Sexiest F1 drivers according to People Magazine