#nice beard

[muskandfur]

We're going for a ride

[angel-amable]

Esta mañana, el gay Trifón me ha invitado a un café. Siempre me gusta pasar un buen rato con él. Nos parecemos más de lo que te imaginas. Por ejemplo, los dos tenemos cuadros de viñetas de Spiderman en la pared y controlamos nuestro consumo de agua.

[Trifón] - Estoy contento, a esta hora de la mañana solo he consumido siete litros. ¡Todavía me quedan 193 litros para gastar el resto del día!!

[i-am-the-oyster]

I noticed today that George waits till day 2 before commenting on Paul's beard. Is it related to the fact that John hasn't arrived yet?

[rxkymtbr]

[monster-mash-m]

What if dilf orc has a young child, the bearer of his child unfortunately passed away. Then he sees you. A plump soft human, a bit softer than the usual orc parent, but in his eyes your tenderness would be perfect for his youngling.

He begins to court you immediately. Always brushing past you to subtly scent you, bringing his sweet baby with him to try and sway your choices. Of course the little orc toddler immediately makes your heart melt, the way they waddle over to you curiously, the orc child despite being extremely young was already up to your waist.

If you give into his courting? Be prepared for princess treatment. Being carried everywhere by him as the new parent of his child. Of course you’d naturally gain a lot of muscle from being with him, due to an orcs typical rugged lifestyle and the fact that your new adopted orc toddler likes to be carried and coddled! How could you say no to such a chubby cute face? You’ll be carrying them a lot, and orc babies are HEAVY so yeah, prepare to get swoll.

But to compensate I can definitely see your orc dilf spouse making sure you get more than enough food, after all you’re burning way too many calories carrying his youngling around, and plus he needs to keep you squishy for optimal cuddles.

DILF orc always brings you home gifts from fights or battles, mainly skulls of his enemies (how charming 🥰) or maybe a whole deer, already cut up and prepared for you to cook, he’s very doting.

[paulpingminho]

[bixels]

I watched Starship Troopers tonight.

[thealphabro]

wow even his beardgame's solid as fuck🧔🏻

Hot bodybuilder with huge pecs posing!

[peterprick]

Nicholas Ryder

[thehottestmenforme]

Danny Flex 🇬🇧

[vebokki]

what if uhhh mage shen qingqiu and earnest knight binghe whose devotion sqq ends up winning after saving his life? what then?

[lacebird]

HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN as KURT MATHESON The Last Man (2019) | dir. Rodrigo H. Vila

[muskandfur]

[andy-clutterbuck]

Rick Grimes in The Ones Who Live | 1x04 - What We

[omaano]

"Obi-Wan’s magic had always been at its strongest when he was protecting someone. Perhaps that’s why it was easier to defeat their remaining assailants after Cody went down injured."

I had the absolute best of time working on this illustration commissioned by the wonderful @wanderingjedihistorian for their fic What It Means! If you like a good fantasy setting, swords and sorcery, Jedis as mages and the Clones as knights do check it out!

[bigmaccasserole]