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We're going for a ride
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Esta mañana, el gay Trifón me ha invitado a un café. Siempre me gusta pasar un buen rato con él. Nos parecemos más de lo que te imaginas. Por ejemplo, los dos tenemos cuadros de viñetas de Spiderman en la pared y controlamos nuestro consumo de agua.
[Trifón] - Estoy contento, a esta hora de la mañana solo he consumido siete litros. ¡Todavía me quedan 193 litros para gastar el resto del día!!
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I noticed today that George waits till day 2 before commenting on Paul's beard. Is it related to the fact that John hasn't arrived yet?
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What if dilf orc has a young child, the bearer of his child unfortunately passed away. Then he sees you. A plump soft human, a bit softer than the usual orc parent, but in his eyes your tenderness would be perfect for his youngling.
He begins to court you immediately. Always brushing past you to subtly scent you, bringing his sweet baby with him to try and sway your choices. Of course the little orc toddler immediately makes your heart melt, the way they waddle over to you curiously, the orc child despite being extremely young was already up to your waist.
If you give into his courting? Be prepared for princess treatment. Being carried everywhere by him as the new parent of his child. Of course you’d naturally gain a lot of muscle from being with him, due to an orcs typical rugged lifestyle and the fact that your new adopted orc toddler likes to be carried and coddled! How could you say no to such a chubby cute face? You’ll be carrying them a lot, and orc babies are HEAVY so yeah, prepare to get swoll.
But to compensate I can definitely see your orc dilf spouse making sure you get more than enough food, after all you’re burning way too many calories carrying his youngling around, and plus he needs to keep you squishy for optimal cuddles.
DILF orc always brings you home gifts from fights or battles, mainly skulls of his enemies (how charming 🥰) or maybe a whole deer, already cut up and prepared for you to cook, he’s very doting.
#fanfic#monster x reader#monster#monster lover#orc x reader#orc#orc monster#I love orcs#I need orcs in my blood#dilf orc definitely has a nice silver fox beard
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I watched Starship Troopers tonight.
#personal#dumb#my art#immediately after finishing i was pumped to watch some analysis vids on it#cuz i heard a lot of the drama about the original author being a pro military fascist and the director going “fuck that” and making a satir#scrolling through youtube search results was not promising. lots of male film buffs i would Not trust even on a first glance.#“The Critical Drinker” (pfp of a bearded man drinking alcohol) lol.#and then I saw cinemawins did a video on it and was like oh nice i haven't seen his stuff in a while but he's a pretty leftist creator#scrolled through the comments#second panel face#this sucks i'm outta here.#just leagues and leagues and leagues of anime pfps and right leaning people dogpiling on him for “not understanding what fascism is”#idk it's pretty alien and weird to me watching this movie and going “wow yeah that was pretty obvious huh” like literally the from opening#to the teacher preaching militance and only giving voting rights to “those who serve their nation first and earn it”#and then seeing droves of people online going#WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? It's not anti-fascist and even if it was it's#the director's fault for desecrating heinlein's incredible sci-fi epic vision. ermm media literacy is dead.
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wow even his beardgame's solid as fuck🧔🏻
Hot bodybuilder with huge pecs posing!
#shirtless#muscle#muscular pecs#huge pecs#huge muscles#swole af#smooth chest#muscular#bodybuilder#muscle posing#oiledup#oiled muscle#swole pecs#massive biceps#huge chest#huge delts#handsome fucker#smooth as fuck#smooth body#male body#flexing biceps#muscle flex#nice beard#beard muscle#beardy bloke#beardy#handsome man#flexing#swole chest#massive delts
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i like his big wet eyes
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Nicholas Ryder
#gay#handsome devil#peter prick#hairy stud#bearded stud#beautiful eyes#nice cock#tattooed#treasure trail#nicholas ryder#hairy male#gay fun#gay hairy#hot stud#tattooed hunk
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what if uhhh mage shen qingqiu and earnest knight binghe whose devotion sqq ends up winning after saving his life? what then?
#ppl what would shang qinghua mobei jun and sha hualing be in this au. i want to draw them in high fantasy costumes too....#i think sqq would be so happy here w his little potions and his little nice deeds towards the village ppl. and he'd try to grow a beard to#appear older and wiser but he has baby face syndrome#svssss#luo binghe#shen qingqiu#bingqiu#svsss fanart#scum villain self saving system#artist actually draws???!!😱😱😱 (REAL) (NOT CLICKBAIT)#also this took me like a month to finish bc school. but only 3 entire days to color😏 (sad brag)
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HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN as KURT MATHESON The Last Man (2019) | dir. Rodrigo H. Vila
#mine#gifs#hayden christensen#hchristensenedit#haydenchristensenedit#the last man#kurt matheson#dailyflicks#filmedit#filmtvsource#filmtvdaily#userthing#usersource#tuserlarissa#usershale#tusermelissa#dilfsource#PLOT WHAT PLOT#hottest man of all timeeeeeee#i had to sit through this movie now ya'll have to suffer the consequences adfghfg#i really tried to color it nice but it's Hard™#hope all the gifs match <3#also in my mind the beard never existed so you're welcome
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Rick Grimes in The Ones Who Live | 1x04 - What We
#*CASH REGISTER NOISE* *DOGS BARKING* *GLASS BREAKING*#Rick Grimes#towl spoilers#The Ones Who Live#*#rg#excuse me but The Nose™#his face when he realized she said children#let him cuddle his baby boy#I CANNOT#HOW DOES HE KEEP GETTING MORE ATTRACTIVE WHAT KIND OF WITCHCRAFT IS THIS#what's in your water out in the cotswolds man#all those fuzzies#stab me with an entire home depot aisle of rakes#I SAID#F U Z Z I E S#i never win i am winning#bless all the lines on your face#they beautiful and sacred#if you don't want to nuzzle into that beard i don't trust you tbh#im putting you on a watchlist#nice rack rick
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When your Uber Driver wants to show you the puppies 🤗🤗🤗🤗
#hairy#chest#hairyscruffguys#moustache#cute#those eyes#that chest#hairy male#bearded hunk#gay hairy#gay#muscled man#huge chest#presenting#uber driver#very nice#mmmhhh#very tasty#so handsome#baseball cap#hot and sweaty
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