#ngl I’m kinda salty about that

[tamayokny]

as of today, all of my former coworkers in the circulation department have either relocated to different branches or resigned 🤭

[i90o3]

How do u think the rest of the homicipher guys would react after that one scarletella ending where u make him ur servant LMAO

Dyt crawly would be especially bothered by it 😭

Scarletta ending.

context: Homicipher boys reactions to the mr scarletta ending where he’s basically your servant.

Homicipher. mr crawling, mr chopped, mr silvair, mr gap, mr hood. | Anypov. Fluff.

Uhh didn’t do this ending yet so i’m slightly unsure about these? they are super short, but I didn’t wanna keep you waiting. (can you tell mr crawling is my fav)

mr crawling.

lowkey..weirded out, kind of upset, off put, maybe a little jealous. Because why do you need that freak to bend to your will when you have HIM!!

They beef hardcore. If you remember there’s a route where Mr. Crawling saves you from Scarletta, and he’s covering your eyes and yelling at Scarletta. (also that fanart of mr crawling flipping off scarletta lolol)

Like babe what do you mean the guy who tried to kill you is now your pet?? pookie wdym … literally doesn’t trust him at all.

Clings to you and he doesn’t like when Mr Scarletta gets too close. He’s salty as shit like hoe back UP!!!! But honestly as long as you give him extra attention and special treatment he’ll be ight..

mr chopped.

get. him. away. from that thing. NEOW!! literally whines and pouts and yells, if he had a body he would be kicking and hitting his hands and feet, full blown tantrum. He’s literally like so shocked like wdym?? he’s here?? with you?? nuh uh.

your not allowed to let Mr. Scarletta touch him or else he’ll literally die. (his words not mine..)

Glares as him whenever he sees you with him..

mr silvair.

I think he’s pretty chill. A little shocked at first..but chill. Maybe he just keeps his distance a little bit, but I don’t think he’d make a big ordeal.

First time he sees Mr. Scarletta with you he just stares for a minute. Like this is normal now? If you say so.

I think he’d want to experiment on him kinda sorta maybe. I don’t think he’d actually attempt it though, or maybe he’d ask. But I really just think he’d be chill about it. Nonchalant vibes yk (/hj)

mr gap.

first of all, FUCK mr gap I have PERSONAL beef with bro. Secondly he probably actively avoids you. He sees you with Mr. Scarletta, he’s never seeing you again. buh-bye!!

he was nice enough to save you from him and now you wanna ASSOCIATE with him?? just ungrateful.

mr hood.

I’m ngl I think he’s also chill/indifferent like me silvair ..maybe a little more chill and indifferent.

He just leaves you be for the most part? unless you need him he’s there for you but he just keeps to himself. Maybe he’ll wander and keep an eye on you just in case..

I don’t think he trusts you with Scarletta, but like I don’t think there’s really anything he does about it. Other than checking up on you and watching you from afar.

1:18 pm. 11/03/2024. @i90o3

[petersnya]

ok this is gonna be a really blunt and kinda crazy ask but i’m ovulating and i need anakin content 😭 we need the details on what he’s got going on down there. I’m talking length, width, girth, tip shape and color, do the curtains match the drapes, idfk like how does his cum taste?? anyways have a great day/night your work is what keeps me sane sometimes ngl

Nah we the same fr cause I think about this all the timeeee

Anakin def a pretty average length (I think that’s 5 in idk) but maybe like an inch or two longer so it’s 7 maybe 8 in and for some reason my brain is saying that it curves (to the left or right I’m not sure but it for sure has a nice curve). I think it’s not insanely girthy but the girth it does have make his cock fit like a glove in you. He has to use a little force to get it in but once it’s in it just slides through and you can feel it everywhere.

Okay okay, so for tip color I feel like it’s a normal shade a pink (look up “rose shade pink” to be specific) that’s not too distinguishable from others but when he’s hard OMG I just know it turns a a deeper shade of pink (look up “rouge shade pink” but it’s a little lighter than that). I have the urge to get my nails painted this colors… anyways… also yes I think the curtains match to drapes but just a tad bit darker than his natural hair colors which is like a really dirty blonde/brunette.

Anis cum is for sure warm when it touches any part of you (especially tongue). It taste salty but oddly sweet. I feel like he knows as much as you and him do stuff he needs to keep a healthy diet to makes sure it taste just as good as it feels for you— so he eats right and drinks rights just for his little girl.

[kalifornia1025]

The Three Students Pt. 1 (SPOILERS)

Alright, pt.1 reaction notes let’s get started!

Ooooh okay, sneak peek at what's to come for Sherlock! Very interesting…

I knew I KNEW Archie was gonna be “in trouble” for this episode based on the patreon newsletter!! Honestly good on John for having a whole Sherlock-esque deduction monologue about Archie being guilty (unfortunately he’s rather wrong later on)

Oooh so that’s how they end up at Oxford! Because Sherlock was asked to be a speaker! Good for him

I so get the huge difference between speaking publicly because you have to vs getting really into talking about your special interest. Same Sherlock, I getcha.

‘Autistic man turns down offer to speak to room full of people’ ngl this is a MOOD (as an autistic woman myself!)

LESTRADE MENTION!! John is so right in saying Lestrade would be putting in a lot of work to let people like Sherlock (consulting detective - not a CERTIFIED one), himself (doctor from Swindon), and Mariana (accountant from Sociedad) legally take on serious criminal cases so it’s only fair Sherlock returns the favor for that. 

Sherlock, you framed the DOG for your crimes! You’re a good consulting detective but an unhinged criminal

John you’re SO SALTY over Spain’s victory in the Euros, YOU get over it!

‘Nerd alert’, ‘Got half a mind to give you a wedgie’ of course YOU’D be a bully jock John, why am I not surprised?

Cracked open a beer already? Played Madonna late into the night? John, are you okay??

Oop, Mariana lore? 

I weirdly find John’s little chuckle cute when he’s asking Mariana what she did

Mariana, you did WHAT?? John no, that was NOT a ‘goodun’!

JRR TOLKIEN MENTION!! Been a huge Lord of the Rings fan lately

John, you’re a little TOO excited about a pub being there…

‘Wankfest���? John you said that in the same sentence as Sherlock’s speech….the speech sounds fine for now but my gut’s telling me the final draft is gonna SUCK

‘Sherly sense’ John I both love and hate you for that

Okay but shoutout to Adam Jarrell for having a BLAST with that voice acting! I certainly found it delightful

And there it is! Sherlock, you will find yourself in the middle of a case ANYWHERE

I'll say this: I love how this podcast takes the classic acd cases and reinvents them to make them make more sense in the modern day setting! The irony of a mysterious crime being committed for a Criminology controlled assessment is perfect, and honestly a step up from the original being about a Greek exam.

Sherlock: “I will take on the case, you have my word that-“ Soames: “What about the speech?” Sherlock: “…I forgot about that”, Sherlock why do you do this to yourself?

Oh John…you’re gonna become a frat boy, aren’t you?

HE IS!! JOHN YOU MESSY PERSON (I still love you <3)

Drunk John calling Mariana ‘Mrs. Hudson’ is cute to me for some reason

VODKA?! Oh he was PARTYING partying. John, why do you do this to yourself??

Oh no, poor Sherlock’s nervous!

And that’s all for part one! I REALLY really like when the podcast reinvents classic cases to have it make more sense in regard to the realistic modern day circumstances like why they’re ACTUALLY there and what case coincidentally comes up for them to solve! Also guys…I’m kinda getting worried for John. Dude hasn’t been sleeping well in the last episodes and now the alcohol is becoming more frequent for him. Am I the only one on this??

[arlertwhore]

I’m not sure if ur accepting requests but I Love your writing and I wondered if you might consider writing a fic where somebody’s packing a strap in their pants and then fucks reader in a public place/as soon as they get home. Maybe standing up? And maybe with some strap sucking involved?

idk if i'm crazy but i had a req just like this and it said for paige, kate, or caitlin and i was like going to say i can't choose y'all help me decide but then it disappeared.

ANYWAY

if i were to PERHAPS big up the whimsical pen for this prompt - who for guys? i'm ngl kate kinda broke my heart. she hard launched RIGHT after the first fic like bae ?? then ppl attacked ME and called me racist toward bw (mind you i am a black woman) for CAITLIN'S BOYFRIEND liking tweets AFTER I posted the first fic of her and i was like 😀 then got terrorized outta that and i learned of nika's bf right after night owl and was so salty i don't check up on the post anymore so it's like ? the ana curse. do i rly wanna do paige again, i'm about to drop the sneaky link 6th part anyway so idk... plus most of the drafts i'll post while away are unfinished req for her. PLSSSS HELP INBOX ME REPLY IDK HELP GUYS

[ninja-knox-ur-sox-off]

OH MY GOD YOU HEAR THE AUDIO THING TOO I THOUGHt I WAS GOING INSANE

Yeah idk during the first few episodes the voice acting felt kinda off but I wasn’t really sure why?????

It didn’t feel like a problem later (either it got better or I got used to it)

also (I think) the expressions (and general animation) improve a lot by the end of the season (though the characters faces still look kinda different?? Like their mouths and eyes look kinda funky? Idk am I going crazy?)

(I answered this ask and my wifi died and deleted everything I wrote so this might sound like a not great answer cause I’m trying to remember what I said)

OH THANK HECK ITS NOT JUST ME. can’t say whether or not things stay off or shift back since I’ve only watched up to ep 2 but I’ll definitely be paying attention to it. Ngl I think the faces absolutely do look off but that’s to be expected, I’d be shooketh if they managed to replicate exactly what they looked like in previous seasons

IM NOT CRAZY MY GOSHVJKSNFKJSDNFKJDNS listen listen i do my best not to criticize things just for the sake of criticizing I don’t want to be brutally salty just cause the animation isn’t FB I really want to give this new version of the show a shot, but it’s DEFINITELY not JUST the animation that’s different, other stuff is off too, stuff that doesn’t make sense to be different just because of an animation change and I’m not saying it to be critical I’m just saying it because I’m noticing that it’s different

WE THREE OUT HERE FR

I gotta say I definitely feel a lot better knowing I’m not losing my marbles, I really did think I was going nuts, knowing other people noticed it to is REAL NICE, and I’m glad I could help ya feel a bit better too it’s nice to not feel like you’re going bananas. It can definitely feel like people are one of two extremes rn, either hardcore hating or not wanting to talk about what might be different because they don’t want to get anywhere near being negative (‘which is totally fine btw positivity is much needed in this world Fr) and it’s nice to know there are some fans out there who notice what’s off and are willing to discuss it a bit but not like, jumping right to animation hate THANKS FOR THE ASKS GUYS WE AIN’T CRAZYKLJGLIEFNVSF

[tiredkiwilol]

Okay, so after suffering from burnout and general tiredness, I’M BACK TO SCREAM ABOUT THE NEW ZELDA GAME COMING OUT!!

So (while I am still slightly salty about no WW or TP on the switch) I’m really excited for Echos of Wisdom!! It has the Link’s Awakening art style so I’m assuming that, timeline wise, it’s right after LA with the same Link and Zelda, or it’s another like ALBW where it’s a spiritual thingy. (Zelda looks like a mix of OoT Zelda and ALTTP Zelda) And also it’s pig Ganon, not Ganondorf.

(For the LU fans, yes, I do in fact hope that Legend and Fable have another adventure because I think it would be funny)

I’m curious about the dark rifts that people fall into, like, is it like the dark realm? Are the people being transformed? Teleported to a prison? Turns out one of the ladies who fell into one looked like she was turning to stone so 👀 guess we’ll see!!

Since Ganon turned up first, I’m wondering if we’ll get to play as Link for a bit, with full inventory and hearts (kinda like the intro to TotK) and then fight Ganon before transitioning to Zelda.

Ngl, I’m more like Link where I can solve a few puzzles but prefer hitting things with a pointy sword, BUT I really like this new mechanic with Zelda. I like how they’re making her a different play style to separate her from Link.

I also wonder if we’re going to be able to play Link at all, like, if we get to see where he is at all during the game. I could also see us just seeing him at the beginning then the end.

I’m curious why Ganon’s spear created those rifts though. Like-is there a stronger enemy? Was he not defeated by Link?

Overall, very excited, very curious, and as an LU fan, hahaha I really hope this is Legend!!

[rockanroller]

ngl i don’t hate mammon’s design.

my biggest issue is the same as always which is unnecessary amounts of detail but even then his details are organized a *lot* better than others. however the fact his left (our right) pant leg isn’t dark green to complete the pattern of alternating limb colors makes me salty lol.

i *do* agree with what some are saying in that for everyone thinking about how different he was going to be bc he wasn’t going to be another pretty boy twink it’s kind of a mid delivery. it kinda seems like his clothes are just big, but i don’t think it’s the worst. i can still read his design as fat, especially considering the style of the show, i’m not super bothered.

however *if* he’s ever shown without clothes on and he is…

a. exaggeratedly fat in an intentionally ugly way

b. not near as fat as his outfit

…i’ll be displeased to say the least.

(EDIT: wording)

[kinkybandages]

jealousy | m. o’hara

pairings: miguel o’hara x male!reader

word count 1.2k

warnings: nsfw, angst, mention of cock, mention of vomit, slight toxic relationship, safe word and terrible writing

authors note: this was kinda bad ngl. I wanted vomit to be in this, genuine bile on Miguel’s cock but idk I felt like this didn’t fit the nonexistent plot. I’m writing a piss kink fem!reader next. Also! Here, @lvinlee

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"Ow, ow. Miggy, you're hurting me.." you hissed, hands scratching at his with a plea. At your tone, he loosened his grip, staring at your pitiful form; ruffled clothes, tears welled in your eyes, short tousled hair messy in a way his lust got the best of him. You both passed the the cafeteria, heading to the bathroom as his lust got to the best of him. Skipping past Hobie, the man give him a sly smirk, Miguel glaring at him. Hands dragged you further before you arrived at your destination. Tossing you in the bathroom, Miguel brought his cock out, swiftly locking the door. Your messy form struck something within him. Seeing you so broken ignited a fire in his belly, cock coming to life. "You're such a pathetic whore, throwing yourself at Hobie like that." He spat with hate, however the love peeking through his lashes calmed your hammering heart, however you knew you were in trouble regardless. A heat started to build between your legs as his semi-hard cock flung to life. "'M sorry, Mig.." you pathetically babbled, hands shaking as your cock strained against your boxers. With a grab to your tender scalp, you cried out, a perfect chance for his cock to slide up to your lips.

"Bite me and I'll sink my teeth into that pretty throat of yours. Got it?" Miguel hissed, a burning in his chest at the thought of Hobie taking what is his. "I understand, master.." your lip wobbled, tears welling your eyes, but the burning in your abdomen intensified, cock weeping from his words. You gently slipped your tongue out, swirling it against his aggravated tip. Miguel groaned, biting his lip. He'd let you have your way, allowing you to enjoy yourself before he'd wreck your throat. So, no matter how many kitten licks up and down his shaft made butterflies bubble in his stomach, he kept his hands clenched, claws leaving small scars as blood dripped onto the floor. Pre-cum seeped out his slit, so with a cock drunk look in your eye, you lapped at it desperately, his salty taste exploding on your tongue. "You're so big, master." You sighed, taking him into your hands, jerking him off before spitting on your hands.

His neck flushed, cheeks burning at your words. You always knew what to say, how to calm him, how to make him cum. You were perfect. He loved everything about you and missed your touch, too busy with work to give you attention. Miguel was a man, he had thoughts of lust, and despite how he wanted to run to you with a hard cock straining against his suit, he kept himself away from you. He didn't want to taint you, he didn't have the right. You were his but was he truly yours? With a nibble against his tip, he groaned in annoyance and clicked his tongue. He didn't speak, just acted. With a sudden pull to your hair, you found your nose touching his pelvis. Hands flailing, you gagged, spittle falling down to your thighs, eyes squeezing shut as you panicked, body lurching.

A loud groan echoed throughout the bathroom. Hissing to himself, your warm throat closing in on his cock made him feel things he hasn't in a while. The squelch your throat made sent shivers down his spine. "mierda... your throat feels so good." Despite your protests, Miguel fucked your throat with ease. Your vision clouded, hands going limp as the lack of oxygen registered in your mind. Noticing your lack of struggle, you were pulled from his cock, gasping and coughing as spit covered him. Choking on your own spit, you cried. Looking up at him through bleary eyes, you mewled, hands pawing at your clothed cock despite the situation. You felt your boxers dripping with need, or maybe that was your spit from being throat fucked, you couldn't tell.

With another yank to your hair, you found yourself sprung back onto his cock, gagging relentlessly. Fucking your throat sent shivers down his spine, loud moans and whines escaping Miguel at your panicked face, hands squeezing his ass in discomfort. "I'm gonna fuck your throat until I cum, this'll teach you to not throw yourself at men behind my back, you stupid slut." He growled, fucking your throat even harder. Bile threatened to rise up your throat, hands tapping at his thighs with a plea. Nails dug into his thighs, the hood on your head rough as you tried to move off of his cock. Moaning in pain around his cock, you cried. Miguel finally let you take a breather, noticing the pure fear in your eyes.

"Breathe. I know you can take it." Miguel murmured, hands holding your head, strands of your hair slipping through his fingers as he scratched your scalp lovingly to soothe your turmoil. With a more gentle approach, Miguel humped your hand, caressing your cheek with adoration. Hiccuping cries, you muttered your safe word, immediately stopping anything Miguel was doing. Putting his cock away, Miguel worriedly bent down, murmuring sweet nothings. "Lo siento, cariño..." You cried into his hands, throat raw and hurting. Miguel got paper towels and cleaned your face and hands, kissing your head as you clung to him.

"I'm sorry, Miggy.. 'm sorry." You wept, hiding your face in his neck. You didn't enjoy being choked on his cock, panic spreading throughout your body the entire time, and the bile that threatened to escape made you cry harder, and he was just so mad at you while all you wanted was his attention. You only got Hobie to play along to make Miguel jealous, so he'd pay attention to you. While it worked, you feared he hated you with the way he was fucking your throat, and his cruel words. He ignored you, only working in his office these past few days, barely responding to your words. It hurt so much.

"No, no, cariño... I'm sorry. I was too rough. Let's go home." He whispered, worry in his voice. You shook your head. "Do you still love me?" You sobbed. Miguel felt as though he was punched in the gut. "Of course I love you, you're my soul. You're everything I want in life, everything I wished for. I was just jealous, mi amor." Miguel spoke, rubbing your back as you cried. You mindlessly croaked, "why were you ignoring me? It hurts, miggy. It hurts so much." Miguel wanted to protect you, and he thought the only way he could was by distancing himself from you. He never wanted to hurt you but he also knew it had to be done, however once he saw how heartbroken you were, he thought it was the most stupid thing he's thought of in years. With a soft coo, Miguel embraced your form even tighter.

Whispering sweet nothings into your ear, your sobs died down, your trembling ceasing. “I don’t feel like I deserve you. And while I know it’s stupid. I’m trying to protect you, mi amor.” Miguel reasoned, rubbing your arms as your chest filled with dread. “But I love you.” You whispered, biting your lip in frustration. Miguel sighed, settling you in his lap. “And I love you. I’m sorry I’ve been ignoring you.” You understood why he did what he did, no matter how horrible it was. “It’s okay, Miggy.” You mumbled, adjusting yourself on his lap, his cock still hard beneath you. At your adjustment, a spark of pleasure pricked down his spine, but he ignored it, not wanting to force you into anything in this intimate moment. “You’re still hard, want me to help?” You questioned, not wanting Miguel to be in pain. With a chuckle, Miguel shook his head. “No, cariño, let’s go home.”

“Okay. I love you.”

“ I love you more.”

[remy2fang]

So about them Season 2 SF6 Leaks

If you’re curious what the leak is, it can be seen here:

https://x.com/daryo1989/status/1769861372740042895?s=46&t=iEGeYIIN_aP028wRnoVcUQ

There were a mixture of reactions for this. The people who main those characters are happy while everyone else, which I think it’s the majority, were really upset. The leaker is supposedly Vergeben, who actually had a hit or miss record in leaking info. But his leak for the SF6 season 1 characters was almost 100% accurate, down to “Cammy wearing pants.” To me, if there’s a short written description of the characters’ appearance, they tend to be true as oppose to just naming the characters. But I read that this Vergeben may be an imposter because that’s not his real Reddit account. His real account is DasVergeben while the most recent one is shinvergeben. But the DasVergeben account hadn’t posted anything in the past 2 years, so who knows if shinvergeben is the same guy or not, but created a new Reddit account.

Ngl, when I saw the list, I was kinda sad. F.A.N.G’s purpose in Street Fighter 6 is to revive Bison and Shadaloo. This was known since the TOXICITY story was released in 2018. I’d like to see how his revival journey would unfold in his Arcade or World Tour Mode because it sounds like a compelling character story. But if Bison comes back as a DLC before a playable F.A.N.G, that could mean FANG’s moment to shine in SF6 would become unlikely because his goal had already been met, so what’s the point. Sure, we might see FANG’s revival journey through Bison’s story, but it would be much better if it was through a playable FANG. It would give more meaning and significance to his story. Alas, I guess I’ll just accept FANG as an NPC for the entirety of SF6. FANG would be happy for Bison’s return, at least. But I’d still be salty that Capcom decided to steal FANG’s thunder. It would be nice if both FANG and Bison were to some back to SF6 in the same season…preferably FANG coming before Bison. Oh well. Dee Jay and Ed spoiled me so much because they proved that characters don’t have to be super popular in order to come back to a Street Fighter game.

Anyway enough of my rant. Regardless if the leaker source is true or false, I personally believe the Bison part is true. Back many months ago in October, I found unused voice clips for F.A.N.G. I had a feeling they’ll eventually be used in a later dlc. At first I thought they would be heard in the Ed DLC, but that didn’t happen. So I have a feeling they would be used in the Bison DLC instead. F.A.N.G did say Bison’s name twice in unknown contexts, and they were not heard during the AKI dlc. I’m assuming he either thinks about Bison or he finally sees Bison alive again. You can listen to extracted unused voice audio here, starting at 0:39 :

Now I have my own thoughts on what may happen during the Bison DLC. Based on the voice lines above, I think the avatar would be helping F.A.N.G in finding resources to revive Bison and Shadaloo. Unused lines like “You have my gratitude” and “Splendid job” sounds like you’re doing some tasks for him. I did mentioned about this in an older post:

If the avatar is indeed helping F.A.N.G revive Bison, then the avatar is both hero and villain!

[cozymochi]

🌻 >:)

IM FOUND ONE OF THESE MEMES IN MY DRAFts! Im gonna rank my experiences in the major fandoms i’ve engaged with.

🩵 YUGIOH! - Second longest running fascination. Upside!! Made life long friends. DOWNSIDE!! Was my first go at online engagement and in those 10 years so much happened that I still can’t help but feel a little sour. …Though ygo back in the day wasn’t good at tag comments, so I didn’t even know those were a thing for years until I branched out. 5/10. But grows to a 7/10 because i’ve settled into a niche area with so few people that it’s now a silly little club. 💕

🧡 Dragon Ball/Z - GENUINE CHAOS. Started off slow but intensified hard cuz get who got involved while Super was airing??? (I didn’t watch it lol), so the discourse and fighting was at an all time high. I have no idea how I even survived this in retrospect. My slight association with people netted me troll asks and my liking of Yamcha also set me up for those. …and frequent art reposting, and quite a few bizarre interactions. Pretty sure my art and edits have circulated more in latin america than I even know. This was also pre-tumblr purge so the amount of nsfw that got thrown my way is… something. That said!! Made also really good friends 💕 and DB/Z probably desensitized me to longer form discussions. 5/10 for insanity, but 8/10 for good reception and VERY PEAK and generous humans.

I think dbz hardened me.

💚 Invader Zim- started off fun (mostly irl with my friendo from days of YGO), but quickly devolved into territory that tested my patience. WHY ON EARTH THIS SERIES’ CONSUMERS had such a huge morality high ground base is beyond me. It’s this fandoms fault I learned about certain modern day online discourse terms and what instilled an irrational posting fear for a year lol. Fun at first and there’s super creative and receptive folk (then those people got kicked out) and left the most insufferable beings imaginable. There’s no in between. Shoutout to all 3 friends made who are still peak. 3/10, if I ever finish any remaining projects or decide to bite the bullet and show completed work, i’m not engaging again. The base just skews somewhere I can’t handle. Which is crazy given the ABOVE contenders have, on paper, done so much more.

dbz hardened me but iz weakened me. Which is probably why i need the formers bootcamp back. Don’t think I’m as fearful now, but i’ll still be salty.

💜 Twisted Wonderland - this is a work in progress experience. Will require further evaluation if all of the above experiences haven’t set my standards. Will stay in my corner. So far it’s 6/10 in vibes (they’re much calmer than the last one), tho I question how much of the interest is from what i do vs. what I did for others. Haven’t shared a ton of opinions yet and god knows lol we don’t want that /s. Still recovering from the former making me wanna just not do much. Baby steps I suppose.

💙 - Sonic The Hedgehog: This is a cheat, I have never interacted with the fandom directly (purely by happenstance, so thankfully no traces exist), but I have been into this since I was a child with no issues. So by default this is the best one. 10/10, didn’t engage, but I do lurk. Though all the stuff I see on tweeter isn’t exactly anything out of the norm for fandoms in general to do, so it weirds me out that people rag on this one for just kinda talking amongst themselves about innocuous things.

“omg this fandom is arguing over QUILL length ughhh can they never be pleased [30 yt videos about this drop]” ngl, this just feels like par for the course junk fandoms do. It really feels no different from DBZ where people go ham about the art style changes and which one is better. Or stupid shit in IZ where they fight about comics vs movie vs show. Like??? The only major difference here is that StH has more people in it (by the millions).

So literally nothing these folk do or say strikes me as anything more serious than what other fandoms already do??? Its just more outsiders see it then churn out content and perpetuate something worse from what’s honestly….pretty tame stuff. Maybe it’s just twitter’s setup given that’s all folk talk about.

[probably-a-side-blog]

Skulk NSFW Alphabet

a/n: Skulk is a switch, I tried to keep things g/n, feel free to question further lmao. Also I didn't really proofread

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Little to none; It depends on if you're his partner or just a one-night stand.

Basically, if he actually likes you he'll be very clingy and cuddly, if it's a fling then he'll get up and leave pretty quickly. Partly out of shame.

B = Body part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Self: Nothing, covers up for a reason

Their partners: The stomach/neck - They're both some of the most important areas, so Skulk being able to bite/hold something that he could easily gut sparks that lil animalistic part of his brain.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

Skulk eats a lot of starchy/salty foods, so his cum is on the watery side but he has a strong cumshot. It probably has a salty aftertaste.

If he's topping, he wants nothing more than to cum inside whatever hole he's fucking.

Doesn't like a mess, so he's either staying inside until he's sure he's done or licking it off either his partner or himself.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

he's into hair-pulling, especially if it's so his partner can talk into his ear. He kinda shuts down a little and he goes completely quiet so he can focus on hearing his partner's words. Ngl would probably cum if you did this to call him a good boy

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Not that much experience, he knows what he likes and that's the extent of things.

F = Favourite Position

Doggy, partly because he gets a kick out of pressing his partner's chest hard against whatever surface and gripping their hips hard enough to leave a mark. Also doesn't like being looked at so if a position can allow him to either hide his face or not worry about his face to begin with.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

He tends to be pretty goofy if he's in a good mood, though his jokes are terrible and only make him laugh because his brain is fuzzy and everything is funny to him.

Peak "he's just saying shit" hours

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

He's a mess. He shaves because pubic hair makes him uncomfortable but that's about it.

Surprisingly the carpets don't match. His pubic hair is much darker than his normal hair color, like a dark brown.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

He craves being close, so he'll press himself up against his partners close as he can.

If he could crawl into their skin he would.

Face is buried into the neck so he can breathe his partner in.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

Usually gets morning wood so he tends to pump one out before the day starts

He tends to get excited quickly, so sometimes he has to find somewhere to quickly jack it into his boxers.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Predator/Prey

Agoraphilia

Overstimulation

Praise kink

Claiming

Bloodplay/Knifeplay

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

Anywhere at any time tbh

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Pictures/text

Manhandling

Loves 'em straightforward

compliments

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn-offs)

Biting (receiving)

Degradation

Breeding (hates the term personally because he hates what it implies)

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

Giving: He drools quite a bit and his tongue is on the longer side, so when he found out people actually like that he's more than down for giving head. Even better for him because of his oral fixation, gotta pry that boy off.

Receiving: He can get squirmy because he's trying not to grab/hurt his partner on accident. Wanna overstimulate him quickly? Give him a head. He'll be fucking down his partner's throat like he'll die if he doesn't.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

Fast n rough. He's chasing his own climax and wants that burning feeling in his gut gone.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

Mostly does quickies because his libido just absolutely hits hard at random times and he needs to get rid of it fast, any way possible.

Sometimes just breaks into his current flings place just for a quick thigh fuck if he's needy enough.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

He's down to try anything once, it's how he finds out if he likes things or not.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

He can go on until his libido dies down, which can last one round or several. He's a mixed bag.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

He doesn't own any currently but he does like them. Especially vibrators.

Will use toys on partners, especially if he loses the motivation because he's not a complete asshat.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Loves teasing, he wants nothing more than his partners begging and whimpering under/over him as he denies orgasm after orgasm.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

It's an all-or-nothing deal with Skulk. He's either a noisy lil cunt or completely mute other than soft grunts or quiet moans.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

Sometimes he just stops. Like full-on, gets bored/overwhelmed and pauses to either calm down or just leaves.

Kinda cucks himself?? Like he gets a high going and stops himself because his brain gets confused between good overstimulated and bad overstimulated. So sometimes he needs a lil push, thus the overstimulation kink/fetish

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

Oh boy uhhh... 7.2 inches uncut and grows to 7.8 when erect, much bigger than average, and gets the job done.

4 inches in girth

We're going with fantasy dick rules in these parts lmaoo

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Very high, though it comes in spikes

It's either bitch in heat or completely cold turkey

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterward)

He probably should sleep but it depends on the relationship, he either wants to make sure he's showing his appreciation or he's getting home to nap.

Alright, my dumbass is done, I'll do Nex later teehee.

[ran-orimoto]

I want to know you bettah. A favourite character and ship for each Digiseason

Funny, Anon!!!!!! ~~~~~ I don’t really have defined opinions on the series that come after the first four, with the exception of Appmon and Ghost Game. So, sorry if I will skip those other three!

Adventure 01

• Mimi: My princess💕. Along with Katara from ATLA, she’s my own definition of what a girl character should be written like, but I don’t think you want to read long explanations😂.

• Michi: Mimi was a second mc by Taichi’s side. I feel like she had a mirror role in comparison with Taichi’s, as if she’s some sort of girl icon for the franchise. I don’t know how to explain it, but she has got so much presence in the anime, in the merch, in posters; she is voiced by AIM which allowed her to have her own ending, and somehow it feels like this fact makes her omnipresent in the history of the Digimon anime. Wishful thinking, but I like them together because of so many other reasons. THEY JUST CLICK SO WELL.

-Adventure 02

•Miyako: I know I know, she’s not that jewel of character when it comes to her writing, bur her concept has always intrigued me even when I didn’t know Digimon that well. She’s funny, clever, she’s connected with Mimi, she’s also got such a cute design ngl. Can I say she’s my favourite because of these shallow reasons? I think I will find many others when I rewatch 02.

• Daiyako: MY GUILTY PLEASURE. They’re so precious in each other’s regards, always being in the middle of teasing sessions but eventually showing to care about each other so much ? They can work platonically too, and I love pairings that are amazing both platonically and romantically.

-Tamers

KINDA HARD, I will admit it. I like the characters from Tamers but I don’t feel that connected to them. I used to have a huge adoration for Jenrya but it faded somehow. I like Ruki and Hirokazu but not that excessively. I relate to Juri sometimes but she has got so many moments that make me cringe out. It’s … A complex relationship…

• Takato: Again, I’m not THAT attached to him but he is a huge cinnamoroll and a great new beginning for the franchise. I like he’s so ordinary and creative, because…I can relate🤣. And I admit people often call me a girl Takato, sooooo🤣. Like you can see, I don’t have anything to say ahahahha.

• Rukato: MY BBIES, my bbies who are so pleasant at the sight too, thanks to their matching palettes. I confess I come from being a huge Jenruki shipper. Then, I’ve grown bored of those two and I’ve started getting so attracted by Ryouki and Rukato, but the latter eventually won especially because of Runaway Locomon. How could I keep myself from shipping those two after that film? I know there’s Jurato, but the future dramas made me dislike the way things develop…

-Frontier

• Junpei: my only prince son💕

• Junzumi.

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SHOULD I REALLY SAY SOMETHING, C’MON🤣💕💕💕💕💕

- Appmon

• Eri: I like how she finally brought back a kind of digigirl who could be considered a real character with an interesting story, a nice and quirky personality, meaningful relationships. I had got tired of so many sexualized and pretty uninspiring digigirls (starting from Frontier era SIGH).

Eeeeh I don’t know. I liked Eri and Torajirou but I’ve discovered he’s 11 and she’s 14, so ehmmmmm. Even if the anime pushed it a bit, maybe it’s not the case to ship them ahaha.

I’ll go with • Haru x Yuujin because they are a parallel Jurato✨.

-Ghost Game

• Emma: I KNOW SHE IS NOT PART OF THE TRIO AND SHE APPEARED FOR LESS THAN AN EPISODE, but she ensnared me and makes me salty whenever I see her, because she would have been a perfect four member. Leave me alone, I need to cry and mope.

• Ruri x Kiyoshiro: The total flop this shipping was because in GG the kids had 0 interesting interactions and I want to cry again, because why is that anime so unfair. Still, I ship them, I don’t care. Ruri had her small teasing moments with Kiyoshiro and their personalities CLASH. Idk Ruri would take him to the worst night trips in forests, parks and he would tag along because Jellymon’s and Ruri’s personalities are so perfectly aligned!

Thank you for the ask!💕

[moonndust]

gonna put out my honest thoughts about my current progress in fire emblem engage bc i need to talk about how silly this game is

i’m only at chapter 7-8 btw and i’ve already spoiled myself half of the plot

i couldn’t choose between f!alear or m!alear bc their designs were.. something. i chose f!alear for my first run since i did the “same ingame gender as irl gender” thing (and it was an entire tradition for me at some point).

didn’t even reach chapter 6 and f!alear’s design was too much for me. i liked seeing her in a ponytail tho but i was not gonne be patient enough to change her class JUST for the ponytail. like girlie ik ur the divine dragon n shit but atleast try to not get your long ass hair pulled midway in battle.

and wtf is your armor??? you have individual boob cups for what?? your entire outfit does not look an ounce comfortable and yet you still slept in that shit. the short ass skirt too?? the stocking things??? there are like 10 design atrocities and i could even name more (and that’s just on a scale of practicality)

made a new save file and chose m!alear bc i was getting tired of f!alear’s entire armor outfit. ngl i preferred playing as m!alear bc he felt a lot more comfortable playing as an mc. but his entire victorian child fit wasn’t the best but it was more practical than the boob cups.

still mad there’s no unisex mcs.

anyways the prologue was kinda funny. our ass just wakes up and suddenly the world is in shambles bc some salty ass kingdom made sombron become the second coming of jesus christ.

queen lumera only had like.. 2 seconds of screentime until the ultimate mentor/parent death trope scene bc dead parental figures are a must for fire emblem mcs (unless ur sigurd and become the dead parent)

the firene siblings appeared. albert is precious and céline is lowkey on thin ice because of that damned outfit. like maybe wear something more practical in battle other than easy hair pulling and frilly dress?? (i know i can change her class but i’m a lazy bum). im still currently trying to know my way around albert’s skill set but he’s a good unit atm.

the twins are splendid little creatures. clanne got too many mvps and is still on the mvp streak ever since i paired him with celica (i abused warp ragnarok too many times). framme is just there for moral support and actual healing support.

vander’s lvl 1 grandpa ass was actually doing decent damage comapred to lvl 6 alear. you don’t know how many times vander had to come in clutch when alear was 3 hp away from evaporating.

i paired albert w/ sigurd and clanne w/ celica. that shit was game changing. i revoked céline’s emblem privileges for no reason. i just gave celica to clanne since he technically did more damage. he is like low tier but he’s my biggest carry atm. how the turns have tabled.

i changed alcryst’s class to tireur d’élite the second i got his lvl 10 ass. i’m pretty sure he might be my strongest unit atm (lvl wise).

idk who i should pair micaiah with so i just let her stay with yunaka. i never rlly used micaiah’s abilities for healing but i only used her to widen yunaka’s range w/ magic if she needed to chip in some damage to an enemy.

i always get tired at like the 7th turn in every battle and I just abuse celica’s warp ragnarok to beat up that one enemy to win the battle. somehow clanne still deals big damage w/o the engage boosts.

listen i have no clue what they fed the stewards but i am now afraid of them with my every being.

jean and anna r just there. jean doesn’t do shit bc i alr have framme. ik that jean might be decently better than framme but i don’t want his lvl 1 ass dying every single time. anna is a pretty good backup for chain attacks actually. but everytime i see her i get reminded of her commander version from heroes (bc it was my first fe game)

i spent the good majority of my bond fragments on arena emblem bonds w/ my current lineup bc i gotta get those big boi skills n shit. i also watched my units kill each other bc ig that’s a thing now. (i witnessed alcryst beat the shit out of céline)

sommie is a silly little fart.

still waiting on the day i get lucina’s emblem. i want to witness a gang fight.

outside of all the cutscenes, the game has the animation budget of 2 dollars.

i feel like i should make a seperate post on fe13 design atrocities and impracticalities (im bad at character design)

[literaturewithliz]

hi! this will perhaps seem controversial, but could you do an enemies to lovers headcanons with dex? for example, the reader could be a neverseen member who has a similar personality to keefe, who was forced to come along to terrorize sophie, and them and dex start off hating eachother but one day one saves the other, earning mutual respect, and after that they don’t try to purposely hurt eachother in fights, and then the reader joins the black swan after being betrayed, and eventually becoming dex’s s/o if it’s not too much? thanks.

-d.dizznee anon

Hello! Thanks for requesting again! You keep my mind active and I love you for it. Unfortunately, I’m not so sure about doing the Neverseen idea involving the battle, because: 1. I suck as writing battle scenes and 2. Violence irl and in fiction kind of makes me a bit uncomfortable, but I can still write enemies to lovers headcanons! I hope you like them!

I think it’s a classic academic rivals to lovers

I get the feeling that for this scenario, the s/o is Talentless.

But they don’t know for sure, cause it’s level two/one.

Now, they meet before Dex realizes that he’s a Technopath.

So at this point, they both think they’re going to end up Talentless.

But the one thing they are good at is school. Save for ability detecting, obvi.

They both have a rep for coming from “odd” families, but also for being good at school.

And neither of them like that the other is threatening their spot as “best Talentless kid”

Cause they both think that the only worth they have comes from their intelligence, so anyone who threatens that is immediately on their bad side.

When results are posted for tests, they’ll act cocky towards each other and smug if they get the better grade.

They squabble a lot, and earn a bunch of detentions

But one day, Stina Heks decides to make the reader her next target

And they try to keep a calm and collected front, but Dex can tell that they are hurting, because he knows what it’s like.

Dex is kinda livid, ngl.

Only HE gets to make fun of them, what was Stina thinking?

He pranks her by putting the balding serum in her lushberry juice.

The next day, Sophie Foster turns up Slurps and Burps, which is where reader and their parents happen to be shopping, too.

And while Soph and Edaline are speaking to Dex and Kesler, Stina and Vika storm into the shop, and Stina is bald.

Can you tell this is the scene from book one?

And Dex is there all smug cause his prank worked, and the reader notices the commotion, and sees the girl who was just calling her a freak yesterday, shriek her head off at her academic enemy.

Dex sneaks a glance at the reader, and they instantly know he did it for them.

The reader is very confused, but also very appreciative.

Why was Dexter Dizznee defending them?

Nevertheless, they hold in the giggle from watching Stina LOSE it.

And they leaves the store, with a small smile on their face.

After that, things kinda change.

They’re both very competitive still, but instead of being salty when one of them gets a lower grade than the other, they congratulate them.

They sit next to each other at lunch sometimes, with Jensi, Marella, and Sophie. And later, Keefe, Biana, and Fitz join them.

Both Dex and reader are very skeptical about those last two.

They back each other up when Sophie defends the Vackers.

But they never push it, because they’re grateful to even have friends.

Months pass, and Dex and Soph are kidnapped.

Reader is inconsolable.

They never knew how much they cared about Dex till he was gone.

Then his funeral comes around, and reader doesn’t think they’ll ever be happy again, having lost their friends.

Needless to say, they’re so overjoyed and relieved to know that they’re okay.

And Dex sees them a bit differently, having just spent weeks away from them in pain, and being confused as to why the only person he really wanted to see other than Sophie while he was barely alive was the reader.

He decides that he likes these newfound feelings.

I imagine he and the reader get together around the same time Sophie and Fitz do, ironically.

I’m sorry, I just can’t think of more ways to take this further, but let me know if you have any ideas!

[vacantgodling]

15 10 Very Normal Questions

thank you @kaiusvnoir 😂 i’m kinda obsessed and will give weird answers no one asked for. open tag :) have fun with it lol

1. Do you prefer owls, capybaras, or flamingos?

THIS IS ACTUALLY PAINFULLY DIFFICULT but i’ll probably go capybaras i want what they have absolute ANGELS they are

2. What is your favorite soup?

i like deadass hate soup ngl (bc texture or lack thereof + liquids being salty is kind of :/ to me + my mom literally made soup almost every day growing up i am so sick of SOUP) however, cabbage soup that my mom makes is probably my favorite. it’s so comforting and she always makes it for me when i’m sick so idk nostalgia and feel good vibes.

3. What is your favorite…rock (idfk)?

funny story about rocks: my favorite type of rock (as in, how they’re formed) is igneous rocks. fire rocks >>> (i too wanted to be a geologist growing up lmao). in third grade a boy i was friends with went on vacation and brought me back an igneous rock—like literally got it checked out and everything to make sure it was—bc he knew i liked them, and asked me out lmao. as i am super awkward and he was just a good friend to me i turned him down (plus we were seven? tf lol) but it was probably one of the cutest ways i’ve ever been confessed to, only second to my partner and so so thoughtful.

jeffery if you see this, i wish i still had that rock but it got lost in a move. rip the dream but it was so sweet lol.

when it comes to crystals it’s a different story i’m a huge crystal hoarder but i don’t have the $$ to get as many as i’d like. sodalite is my favorite bc of the meanings associated with it; it’s kind of like my “personal rock” and i have several :)

4. Choose a familiar:

very dumb, very loving disobedient dog. He loves you but will never listen to you ever

a raven that speaks but it only ever shrieks the name of various fast food restaurants

a toad that screams like a teenage boy instead of croaks

probably the toad. i think that’d be funny as hell

5. Which planet do you feel like would be kind of an asshole if you met them?

NONE???? IM LOVE… SPACE….. (okay perhaps jupiter only by association with zeus/jupiter) HOWEVER…. They are Sweeties… my Beloveds….

6. if you were a worm would you love me? (@/ legiomiam)

i mean i voted worm in the bug race so yeth

7. Least favorite type of clothing?

most clothes are a sensory nightmare but anything that is scratchy or woolen or whatever it’s AWFUL

8. You are now in a horror movie-so sorry. Chance of survival?

genuinely depends on the type of horror move it is. if it’s any apocalypse sorry i’m killing myself i’m not dealing with that shit like not even remotely. serial killer eugh… it depends if it’s a supernatural one or a natural one. if natural i think odds are pretty good i like to think that since my natural adrenaline response is flight i would be going and going and going (like out the country probs). supernatural? sorry killing myself not doing it. anything torture porn-y i’m also offing myself— yknow i’m just gonna say odds are low bc i hate being uncomfortable so if given the opportunity i will off myself before i deal with nonsense.

9. Would you rather: the ability to instantly grow a perfect mustache, or ability to talk to vegetables?

mustache if it means i can grow facial hair generally speaking

10. What do you think of whales?

i think they’re gorgeous but i hate the ocean so i will appreciate from afar as nature intended.