#newt-

[ur-localcreature2023]

When I tell you I played the baby in yellow update (I WAS VERY LATE PLAYING IT I REMEMBERED TODAY-) When I first saw the doctor at first it was “OH MY GOD WAS THAT THE DOCTER???” And next It was: “I bet people are gonna simp for this guy-“

AND THEY DO-

[marmotclaw]

Newtspeck

Name meaning: Usually small, good swimmer, adaptable, speckled

Small, smoke torbie molly (she/her).

Voice claim: Amirah Vann

Family and Education

Brother: Frogtail

Sister: Ashheart

Mate: Cloudpelt

Sons: Brownpaw, Littlecloud, Wetmoss

Mentor: Hollyflower

Nature

ESFP

Chaotic Moral

Social

Platonic Love: Ashheart, Brownpaw, Frogtail, Littlecloud, Wetmoss

Best Friend(s): Yellowfang

Friend(s): Cloudpelt, Crowtail, Hollyflower, Nutwhisker

Mixed feelings: Russetfur, Zealstar

Enemies: Marmalade

Favourite food: Squirrel

[randommultifandomrants]

Being a girl is: wanting to go to bed early but deciding to just get on tumblr/wattpad/Ao3 for a little bit and then end up finding a fic series that you really like and read until well past your usual bedtime then keeping on because it’s already past your bedtime. Then being mad when you wake up in the morning because you overslept your timer.

[cruel-seduction]

It’s like a full-blown addiction, but instead of drugs or booze, it’s this fictional guy who’s got her wrapped around his finger. She knows it’s fucked up—knows she’s out here daydreaming about someone who’s not even real—but who cares? This guy? He’s everything. He’s charming in the worst ways, flawed in every possible sense, but there’s just something about him that has her hooked. He doesn’t even know she exists, but she’s ready to fight anyone who says a word against him. Seriously, she’ll defend his honor like it’s a fucking life-or-death mission.

He’s a goddamn trainwreck, but he’s her trainwreck. She’ll put up with all his baggage, his emotional scars, his dark sides, because somehow, that brokenness makes him feel more real to her than any real guy could. He’s messed up, but she’ll fix him in her head every single time. Maybe it’s that thrill of knowing he’s dangerous and untouchable that makes him even more irresistible. He might break her heart in a hundred ways, but it’s the kind of heartbreak that makes her feel alive, even if it hurts like hell.

And it’s never gonna happen, right? She knows that. He’s not gonna waltz into her life and sweep her off her feet. But it doesn’t matter. Because she gets to have him on her terms—no messy reality, no awkward first dates, no risking her heart for real. He’s always there when she needs him, in that perfect little bubble of fantasy she’s built for herself. And maybe she’s a little crazy for it, but at least with him, she’s never disappointed. Every time she replays his scenes, reads the fanfics, imagines their future together—it's like a high she can never quite shake. She knows it's all just a mindfuck, but she’s never felt more alive.

[weezord-leezords]

Via TheFlyGuy

[love-at-first-sight-23]

Welcome to the world of “Being in love with a person who doesn’t exist in real life but you pretend they do anyway because you’re obsessed” ✧˖*°࿐

[herpsandbirds]

Ngoc Linh Crocodile Newt (Tylototriton ngoclinhensis), family Salamandridae, endemic to the central highlands of Viet Nam

Poisonous.

First discovered in 2018, finally described as a distinct species in 2023.

photograph by Tao Thien Nguyen

[ellzbellz18]

How I feel after crying over a literal x reader fanfic

[beetle-beep]

yeahg...

[shamanicganja]

[noelan1]

Do you ever read a really questionable fanfiction or a spicy love story and think "what the fuck did I just read"

[classichorrorblog]

Aliens (1986)

[ladybender]

[randommultifandomrants]

Being a girl is pt.2: deciding you’ve read enough fics for the moment and swiping out of the app just to re-open tumblr or open wattpad/ao3

[cruel-seduction]

"If you see a guy with emotional baggage, morally grey vibe, and a smirk that could ruin lives manipulating me, just so you know I’m exactly where I’m meant to be."

[sintiendoelastre]

I think they're neat

Bonus points if one of them gets possessed