#newsies cryptid crew

[boygirlctommy]

ok what corner of the 2018 newsies fandom were you in bc i SWEAR i remember you i went by twitch and led the spracr crusade for a bit

uhhhhhhhhhh i know i was following a bunch of people who were in the cryptid crew rp server, and like a ton of fic authors. i was mostly lurking i think? but my username back then was hopefully-not-the-ghostbusters, and i remember you from back then too!! dude how long have we been following each other.

[stagedoorz]

Of course, in the Newsies Cryptid Crew universe, Mothman is actually a mutant human, and a but advocate for mutant rights. He eats the president.

[epic-mike]

i made eggs

one of them had too yolks

[cotton-buds-writing]

Katherine Plumber ❀ Cryptid Crew

“This is an emo based microaggression.”

[the-games-changing]

newsies as bullshit matt has said on vc, out of context

@albert-eats-cookie-cake

Jack, grabbing davey by the shoulder - "this is the most solid shoulder i've seen"

Spot, to Jack - "i know you're wife left you but get with it"

Pulitzer - "I'm just gently bullying the children"

Jack, to Pulitzer - "Maybe if you were more fluid then your wife wouldn;t have left you"

Jack - "god damn shoulder, get yourself together"

Jack, to Pulitzer - "You need to go to ymca"

Jack, trying to cheer Davey up - "i said shoulder, there's no need to be down, i said shoulder, pick yourself off the ground"

Spot, to Jack - "go to the ymca and get better"

Race - "oh fuck * crashes *"

Katherine, about Davey - "jack kelly but better"

Smalls - "Talking about a succulent-"

Davey, watering his plants - "look at my moss, fuck yeah"

Jack - "am i talking about the smalls i'm trying to draw or my actual shoulder"

Jack - "one of these days someone's gonna look back at all the bullshit i've said and be confused and scared"

Albert - "throw away these wrappers" followed by a soft and distant "yeet"

Romeo - "i want waffles" 

Albert - "i need another drink"

[amostauspiciousmanner]

Jack: I want to yeehaw myself into the sun

[racetrackhiggins]

i have rarepair ships cause i took these characters and mashed them together with little to no influence on any of the fandom and you can pry them from my cold dead hands

yes this is about spinch (spot/finch). but also binch (buttons/finch). or the god tier galaxy brain spbinch (spot/buttons/finch). or tommy boy/jojo. smalls/skittery. albert/henry. fandom is a construct, have fun with your ships, it’s not like it’s hurting anyone.

[thecoveys]

Newsies as pinned Cryptid Crew messages (pt. 1)

Jack: *just the entire braincell chart that we actually made*

Crutchie: what the fuck went down when i was out

Davey: MOM SAID IT'S MY TURN TO BE MOM

Katherine: "hi, i would like a spot of expresso"

Race: i cant take weapons on a plane who wouldve thought

Albert: Also I'm gonna chug 5 mountain dews and then eat crayons and fight god in a target

Smalls: Bronx is just a sleep over you live at

Spot: Fight me mortal, I dare you

[katherine-cryptidcrew]

Alternate names for Spot Conlon -

(According to Cryptid Crew)

Sprite Cranberry

Door Conlon

Door Condom

Saltberry Conlon

Salt Condom

Salt Colon

Sprout Calendar

Sprout Condom

Shuttlecock Cornnut

Splort Cucumber

Salad Ceilingfan

Salt Calendar

[albertdoesnteatglass]

My boy Albert

[drawings-and-nightmares]

Finished part of an art trade with @orollyitsracetrackhiggins / @orolly (seriously, check them out if you haven’t already). It also features @race-is-a-furbie ‘s OC Towers!! It’s just Blink, Towers, and Spot having a night out on the town with the Brooklyn Blend(please never create it. We don’t know if it’s even edible). Without and with filters!!

[sure-as-a-star]

and to think this is only one (1) channel...

@guys-are-nice-once-or-twice

[stagedoorz]

H hey I still draw things sometimes-

[smallsnewsies]

oh wow hi long time no see newsies fandom

I'm Mello, used to go by burn up before that I went by matt

you probably remember me from such hits as:

albert eating glass

cursed blond spot

the cryptid crew

and gaysies (if you're really old)

I'm back baby!! my long awaited return, fresh blog and canon user ready to vibe

some basic dni/boundaries

don't flirt with me. fucking weirdos

don't use she/her pronouns for smalls when in my ask box

don't be weirdly racist about my native newsies headcanons I remember y'all being real interesting last time

dni if you still are friends with stripe conlons

dni fake claimers

I am a system, every time you are a dick about my introjects I'll force myself to under go trauma and split 2 more

my alters aren't going to tag who's saying stuff because why tf would anyone really care

other than that what's up gamers if we used to be mutuals hmu

[saikikusuwoah]

some Saiki K fic/AU/Art ideas that have been bouncing around in my head for a while

WARNING: SOME MOST OF THESE ARE ETHER DUMB, CURSED, UNESSECARY, OR ALL OF THE ABOVE.

The story of Eros and Psyche but Kusuo is Eros

A new ability manifests in Kusuo: He can read the song in someone’s soul. Whenever someone is feeling an extremely strong emotion, it manifests in a song. Time stops for a moment, and the person belts out their feelings in a full-blown dance and song number. (Yes this is inspired by Zoey’s Extraordinary Playlist)

Kusuo is a cryptid: The rest of the squad is a crew of ghost hunters.

In a world that is still ruled by a monarchy, Prince Kusuo is an enigma to the public. He is rarely seen, but the few pictures that exist of him don’t show his face. Although no one truly knows what he looks like, girls swoon over him relentlessly. When he comes of marrying age, however, and his father insists he take a suitor, he seems adamant not to accept any of the men/women presented to him. Until he sees... (insert ship here), a petty thief taken into custody by the crown to be jailed and tortured in their dungeon.

Something where Kusuo lives in this house (I just think it’s a cool house)

Kusuo. The Doctor. The TARDIS. ‘Nuf said

Zombocalypse

Newsies AU where Kusuo is is a Newsie and has completely accurate news but is severely underpaid

Kusuo has secretly been an alien this entire time (In the vain of Invader Zim)

Magical boy Kusuo (just... trust me this would be hilarious)

Kusuo!!! On Ice

Miraculous Ladybug AU? Possibly? Idk.

I warned you, some of these are cursed as hell

[the-games-changing]

Newsies AU where everything is the same except they refer to Pulitzer as Big Daddy P and nothing else