#nerf shooting

[syquinox]

Give him a hug

[madamedramatics]

If Garrus ever learns how to use a Nerf gun, Shepard is gonna have to spend an entire evening writing up a new rule for the Normandy on why Nerf guns will no longer be permitted on the ship.

The fine print will be a reminder that the crew of the Normandy are living beings, and not target practice, even if the three burst blast to Vega's head across the cargo bay was a sick ass shot. Word for word.

Fine print P.S: This is a general rule that isn't meant to single any humans, quarians, Krogan, Salarians, or synthetic intelligence on the ship out.

Fine print P.S.S: Please disregard all rumors of your Captain being present during an "all out Nerf Gun battle" in the Cargo Bay after a Nerf pellet hit me. I was not present in the battle and would appreciate such rumors of unprofessionalism being spread. I would never fire off 20 loads of Nerf rounds from a Nerf gattling gun into Garrus' side because he refused to stop shooting me in the butt with his stupid Nerf Gun although I asked him several times to stop or I'd let Javik ship him out of an airlock. It's important to keep the ship as gossip free as possible. Thank you for your cooperation and once again, this rule is not meant to single any non turians out.

[teatitty]

KakaIru bodyswap trope but it's just them going "god you LIVE like this???" about eachother's health because Kakashi is always some kind of chakra drained and Iruka's back is never not hurting in some way so they're both just chronically fatigued and handle it very differently

[goldenjuniper]

just got to eris’s boss fight and oh my god. i think i hauve covid

[ashmakesstuffaus]

“Montana. Big Sky Country. The Treasure State. Folks got a lot of names for it. Me? I just call it home.”

This year marks the fifth anniversary of one of my favourite games of all time, Far Cry 5. This game is an absolute comfort, and I always find myself returning to it. I know Hope County like the back of my hand, but it always manages to surprise me.

Over the years I’ve created and recreated a number of props and other items from the game, and I see myself continuing to do so for years to come.

Hope County will always be home to me 🤍

[sleepanonymous]

[beardedmrbean]

[infraredss]

a girl will do/say the most dorky, silly or stupid thing in the world and I will be like ooaoaoaogghhhhhh. make out with m ee

[neonfretra]

i gotta hype myself up so hard to shoot off the most milquetoast warning shots... spending two days proofreading and completely rewriting my post and pacin and convincin myself i GOTTA say it and its stuff like . being mean is not nice

[brodingles]

I made a therapist OC and had the funniest vision

[python333]

hi, fellow 141 enthusiast!

i have some horrible news to tell you

JOHN PRICE. his name is not JOHN. it’s JONATHAN.

his government name is JONATHAN PRICE.

just thought to give you this disgusting piece of information to use as maybe something for somebody to mock JONATHAN with in your future posts.

thank you🫶🏻🫶🏻

HE WILL BE REFERRED TO BY HIS FULL LEGAL NAME FROM NOW ON. READER WILL REFUSE TO CALL HIM JOHN. IT IS JONATHAN NOW AND FOREVER. FOREVER!!!!

[mackieron]

3D enderdragon nerf gun >:)

[the-cookie-of-doom]

I love my professor. At the end of a clinical shift, I asked her if condition A was the same as condition B. They had different names, but so far as I could tell, did the exact same thing? Confusion??

And this woman.

This horrible, evil, hilarious woman.

Looked at me. Laughed. And went no they're different, I'll look into it, it's some lab value that makes them different.

She didn't even have to tell me to look it up myself, bc she knew I would.

I was up until 10pm! Researching that shit!! My friend (in the same clinical) war texting me, debating about the stupid thing!!!

And mother fucker, I was right from the start. They are the same.

Next time I had class with that prof I told her, and she started cracking tf up bc she was purposefully messing with me T_T She was like "Look it was a long day, and I was bored, and now you'll never forget!" You're right, ma'am. I'll never forget, and I'll never forgive.

[sleepanonymous]

[anisohtropy]

kaveh’s really pulling the words out of my brain. this wip was supposed to be just quick practice writing kavetham before I start on my howl’s au for them, but it’s not done and it’s like 13.5k? what’s going on? how did I get here? this isn’t even a complicated wip it’s just my take on kaveh’s participation in the championship event 

idk something about depressed blonde man is making my brain go whrrr and kick out bangers like “guilt is as natural to him as breathing” and “the difference between martyrdom and surrender is nothing on the scale of the universe” like who comes up with that? not anyone who isn’t still unstable from finals that’s for sure anyway I’m almost done with it so watch out