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#nerf#kids toys#nerf gun#blaster#nerf or nothing#soft toys#nerf ultra four blaster#ultra blasters#ultra darts#nerf darts#nerf n strike blaster#plush toys#nerf games#nerf shooting#target shooting#shooting practice#darts shooting#ultra series#nerf gun review#product review
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Give him a hug
#Clearing schedule for hermitcraft charity stream#My dinner can wait my silly bois are shooting each other with nerf guns#Gtws#goodtimeswithscar
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If Garrus ever learns how to use a Nerf gun, Shepard is gonna have to spend an entire evening writing up a new rule for the Normandy on why Nerf guns will no longer be permitted on the ship.
The fine print will be a reminder that the crew of the Normandy are living beings, and not target practice, even if the three burst blast to Vega's head across the cargo bay was a sick ass shot. Word for word.
Fine print P.S: This is a general rule that isn't meant to single any humans, quarians, Krogan, Salarians, or synthetic intelligence on the ship out.
Fine print P.S.S: Please disregard all rumors of your Captain being present during an "all out Nerf Gun battle" in the Cargo Bay after a Nerf pellet hit me. I was not present in the battle and would appreciate such rumors of unprofessionalism being spread. I would never fire off 20 loads of Nerf rounds from a Nerf gattling gun into Garrus' side because he refused to stop shooting me in the butt with his stupid Nerf Gun although I asked him several times to stop or I'd let Javik ship him out of an airlock. It's important to keep the ship as gossip free as possible. Thank you for your cooperation and once again, this rule is not meant to single any non turians out.
#why do I think like this#it's so funny though#can you imagine#garrus taking his nerf gun everywhere with him so he can shoot as much as he wants without consequence#until they keep hitting Shepard#and now Shepard keeps shooting his with his own nerf guns#HOW DOES IT FEEL NOW HUH GARRUS she'd say#mass effect#garrus vakarian#shakarian#commander shepard#femshep#shepard x garrus#garrus#femshep x garrus#garrus x femshep#garrus x mshep#mshep#mshepard#female shep
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KakaIru bodyswap trope but it's just them going "god you LIVE like this???" about eachother's health because Kakashi is always some kind of chakra drained and Iruka's back is never not hurting in some way so they're both just chronically fatigued and handle it very differently
#naruto#kakairu#also iruka now being ASSAULTED by smells for the first time in decades#and going 'okay I understand the mask now this shit SUCKS'#meanwhile kakashi is like 'sage alive how do you survive without being able to smell if smth is POISONED'#etc etc the list goes on the only thing they can bond over is using fire style jutsu's and how quickly it dries the mouth#the panic over iruka suddenly having access to a bunch of techniques he has no idea what to do with#meanwhile kakashi has just gotten nerfed spectacularly so they're both screaming about it#if iruka has to use the sharingan at any point he's gonna end up lying on his back seeing shrimp colours#kakashi bends the wrong way and gets shooting pain up his back and is wheezing for breath#you know how it goes
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overworked boss max lord
#my art#dc comics#jli#maxwell lord#wow it’s been ages since i drew this guy#he sounds like mr boss from smiling friends imo#imagine shooting one of your employees with a nerf gun but the nerf dart deflects off their force field and knocks you out
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just got to eris’s boss fight and oh my god. i think i hauve covid
#she’s literally so cool#her design!! her voice!!#she laughs while she’s shooting at you!!!#i love her oversized nerf gun. also liked how they reused the vfx and sfx for the railgun from the first game#fitting!! and also economic!!!#hadesposting#hades 2#hades ii#hades game#hades supergiant#june jabbers
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“Montana. Big Sky Country. The Treasure State. Folks got a lot of names for it. Me? I just call it home.”
This year marks the fifth anniversary of one of my favourite games of all time, Far Cry 5. This game is an absolute comfort, and I always find myself returning to it. I know Hope County like the back of my hand, but it always manages to surprise me.
Over the years I’ve created and recreated a number of props and other items from the game, and I see myself continuing to do so for years to come.
Hope County will always be home to me 🤍
#far cry 5#far cry aesthetic#cosplay#edens gate#faith seed#Jacob seed#John seed#Joseph seed#far cry#aesthetic#tw gun#gun tw#the gun is plastic I swear I just painted it to look like the m1911 “toaster”#it shoots nerf darts
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#sleep token#vessel sleep token#vessel#photography#original shoots for higher and give#i don't think the bottom right was used#also if the file names show up for whatever reason#andy ford is the photographer's name 👍#tumblr nerfed the quality of these#but they're in my google drive link on my pinned post#in the photography folder
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#doge#le checkers should get to shoot one customer a month for saying things like this has arrived#le with a nerf gun that is has arrived
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a girl will do/say the most dorky, silly or stupid thing in the world and I will be like ooaoaoaogghhhhhh. make out with m ee
#tell any stories u have in the reblogs/comments/tags#lesbian#wlw#shitpost#lgbtq#i think im the main idiot in any relationship#once with my ex partner i messaged them one day with “WAIT IS HE CALLED SONIC BC. SUPER SONIC SPEEDS”#and all they responded to me with was “charlie...”#on the other side of this any girl or lesbian or nonbinary with the stupidest as fuck sense of humour will make me go feral#someone I know hid rubber ducks around a school and shoots bugs with nerf guns and i was overcome with lust#my ex's name on any game is something like Swagmaster or Robux Giftcard#one of my friends who i am attracted to pretends that im their yaoi uke#basically i think I'm drawn to the most dumbass abysmal senses of humour imaginable
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i gotta hype myself up so hard to shoot off the most milquetoast warning shots... spending two days proofreading and completely rewriting my post and pacin and convincin myself i GOTTA say it and its stuff like . being mean is not nice
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I made a therapist OC and had the funniest vision
#oc#original character#original#therapy#His name is Oliver David and I love him#He's genuinely good at his job dont get me wrong#Thought about the old 'my therapist shoots me with a nerf gun' post#Oliver David
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hi, fellow 141 enthusiast!
i have some horrible news to tell you
JOHN PRICE. his name is not JOHN. it’s JONATHAN.
his government name is JONATHAN PRICE.
just thought to give you this disgusting piece of information to use as maybe something for somebody to mock JONATHAN with in your future posts.
thank you🫶🏻🫶🏻
HE WILL BE REFERRED TO BY HIS FULL LEGAL NAME FROM NOW ON. READER WILL REFUSE TO CALL HIM JOHN. IT IS JONATHAN NOW AND FOREVER. FOREVER!!!!
#what a scumbag#if he werent my father i would shoot him to death with a nerf gun#jonathan....#count your days jonathan....#he will begin to cough in seven days#oh wait cod sickfic hold on hOLD ON#python333
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3D enderdragon nerf gun >:)
#it's nerf or nothing *shoots you*#art#3D#Maya#minecraft#minecraft fan art#nerf gun#ender dragon#mackie's art#fan art#artists on tumblr
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I love my professor. At the end of a clinical shift, I asked her if condition A was the same as condition B. They had different names, but so far as I could tell, did the exact same thing? Confusion??
And this woman.
This horrible, evil, hilarious woman.
Looked at me. Laughed. And went no they're different, I'll look into it, it's some lab value that makes them different.
She didn't even have to tell me to look it up myself, bc she knew I would.
I was up until 10pm! Researching that shit!! My friend (in the same clinical) war texting me, debating about the stupid thing!!!
And mother fucker, I was right from the start. They are the same.
Next time I had class with that prof I told her, and she started cracking tf up bc she was purposefully messing with me T_T She was like "Look it was a long day, and I was bored, and now you'll never forget!" You're right, ma'am. I'll never forget, and I'll never forgive.
#cookie speaks#i love her so much#she's fkn hysterical#this is the same prof that shoots us with nerf guns
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#sleep token#vessel sleep token#vessel#photography#original shoots for gods and take aim#also if the file names show up for whatever reason#andy ford is the photographer's name 👍#tumblr nerfed the quality of these#but they're in my google drive link on my pinned blog post
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