#nerdy ass name

[brick-van-dyke]

Okay not to be political on main but I have to laugh at something, okay.

Half vent and ramble, half shitpost, whole messy social commentary I guess.

Like, y'all are so fucking stupid like how tf you gonna argue "well people should be treated differently on the basis of if they have a dick or pussy" and pretend that's feminism?? Woman's rights?? To what, segregation and being treated different? We had that in the 18th century and I don't wanna go back to that. There's no way to justify this shit, there just isn't. "Treating people different on the basis of sex" is literally what sexism is, by definition. How tf you gonna justify sexism as a good thing and keep the feminist label??

And all the while crying that "men can't wear dresses", like damn that'd be like women wearing pants! Can't have that! This is the 1920s and it's gotta stay that way through the 2020s onwards because what's woman's rights and being treated as equals or changing from what men said women should be when you can just push to have sex treated as a personality trait? And then call that biology, as if women grow flesh frills and pink dresses from their bodies and makeup is a natural thing that appears from nowhere. "Ummm that's womamface!!" No if it's anything it's whale-blubber-and-wool-face because dresses and makeup aren't made of women's flesh. It's made from other stuff you dipshits. I can't believe a male whale is now a woman according to you because it was used in a cosmetic lipstick, wow that's so biologically accurate! Like, do you hear yourselves?

Y'all so silly, how does anyone give TERFs any genuine interest or credibility when they say this obviously illogical horseshit with their whole chest? How are they all not embarassed?? I'd be so mortified if I ever said any of this with any sincerity and would look back with so much embarassment that I'd hide in a hole for all eternity out of shame.

Y'all be like: "Boo hoo! The men and women are being treated the same and that's bad! Women shouldn't be playing sports and using bad language because they'll hurt their little womanly bodies and not be able to be baby machines! Or wearing pants, that's so not cool because pants are for Men and dresses are for Women! That's why if men wear pants they're taking womanhood away from women! Also they can't use makeup! That's only for women because all women wear makeup and it defines who we are!! Go back to the kitchen!! I'm a feminist clearly though so if you say I'm sexist you're a misogynist!!"

Goofiest stupid ass logic ever actually. A villain from a tv show can come up with more believable reasoning and morals than this.

I also laugh when they're like "but but! The trans rights activists are enforcing gener roles" by what? Deciding that sex doesn't fucking matter! Oh my god, that's so sexist! Clearly! Or what, because men wearing a dress is conforming to the gener roles of the 1500s when men used to wear tights? Or because of the butch women going by he/him while also saying they're women still?? But also say they're men? Is that so confusing that it somehow loops back into "that's the gener binary" because damn, what one? I'd like to know what world you're living in where men wearing dresses and women wearing suits is seen as the binary norm. Last I checked, it was YOU chucklefucks who have been having giant tantrums over a man wearing a dress because "a gay man can't wear a dress, that's for women!!" Like come tf on, who are you fooling?

I'm pretty sure the only people stupid enough to fall for this are politicians, which I guess is all sexist people with an agenda need since politicians are idiots. But damn, most people, boo fucking hoo, aren't gonna fall for the "yeah but dresses are biologically a woman thing" no tf it isn't you turds. No one's gonna believe that unless it's for some other agenda. Guess that's why all the men who are women are also TERFs, it's almost like there's something sexist underneath the movement about sexism.

But what do I know? I'm just a bearded trans man (female to male) who wears dresses and likes pink and calls himself a pretty handsome girlboy. I know, its not a good look as someone clearly conforming to gender roles and betraying womanhood by having a beard and deep voice and calling myself a boy. As someone with a vagina, I shouldn't have a beard while I wear a dress, that's too sexist for the poor poor TERF women. Just so very misogynistic of me to not use the nouns I'm told I should "biologically use", because the English language is a living organism, and even, shockingly, the wrong adjectives.

[minionsuncle]

Nothing I could get my rocks off to

Anyway kind of ironic that it’s called downtime when it’s always the most stressful part of the season

[moon-light-bow]

tbh this entire page absolutely destroys me in ways i cannot express through words

but i can't take it too seriously either because this is how i genuinely imagine fiddleford tearing the photo apart and writing the "try to forget" on it

[taintedmind6669]

I like to think that all the jaeger pilots are verified on Twitter, bc y’know they’re like international superstars, but the scientists/techs aren’t bc not many people know what they do so to the public these big celebrities are casually tweeting with random people all the time

[wifeyoozi]

Just when I thought woozi was a slightly more normal than other members

[celestial-moths]

I know that official dolls of the other 4 Lords in Black were never made for mass production, since Wiggly is the only one whose face is made of plush material, while the others' faces are made of some kind of hard modeling material, but... I hope Team SK know that I will absolutely spend another $200 to have the whole set.

[dailyhatchetfield]

day 108 - june @hatchetfield-rarepair-week day four; parade / heat

[shattered-reflections-au]

Fluffvember 17, Favorite book/story / “I wanted to share this with you”

--- --- ---

"cleaning day, huh?" Vio asked, leaning against the door jam of Red's room.

Red sat on his bed, a box of his childhood items sat abandoned.

"oh you know," Red muttered, putting aside the papers in his hand, "memory lane."

Vio gave a bittersweet look, sitting down beside Red.

"what are we looking at?" Vio asked, immediately going quiet as the photos of their past came flooding in.

a picture of Red and Vio, nine or ten years old. Red in a frilly pink dress and crown, and Vio in a vampire costume. halloween.

Vio never realized it. how scared Red looked. how sad his eyes were. Vio remembered that night. photos taken moments before disaster. moments before Red's mom got spooked by a teenager and demanded they head in for the night. Red has only gotten a few meagre pieces of candy, his pillowcase looking still hollow.

Vio sighed. he remembered smuggling coffee crisp and kit kats to his cousin during lunch breaks that year.

another photo, a summer pool party, sixth grade. Red sitting on the edge of a pool, only his feet in the pool, Vio beside him smiling. the day Vio learned that Red never had learned how to swim. He remembered getting yelled at by his aunt when one of their other relatives pushed Red in.

Red never wanted to go to the beach after that.

Vio sighed again, putting the photos back into the box with the rest. Rose coloured glasses had blurred the red flags in their childhood. Red flopped on his back. "i was so blind, wasn't i?" he wondered.

Vio joined him. "we were kids. of course we were."

"hey Vio?" Red called.

"yeah Red?" Vio answered.

"remember when we ran away and hid in your treehouse?" Red asked, "we thought we were so bad, eating baby carrots in there until i went home for dinner?"

"yeah," Vio smiled. "that was the day I got you hooked on the warrior cats series, right?"

"of course, VioletShadow." Red said with a sly grin.

"oh not that again, BerryHeart." Vio laughed.

Red laughed. "it's been a while since i thought of those books."

"i still have all of mine," Vio mentioned.

Red sat up abruptly. "where?" Red demanded. vio blushed. "uh, don't laugh." Vio muttered. "where." Red demanded.

--- Vio shoved aside his folded summer wear, the bottom of a storage tub lined with piles and piles of old books.

"oh. my. Hylia." Red breathed, reaching in and pulling out one of the copies.

"not a word to anyone about this." Vio muttered, pulling out another book. all of the spines were broken, the more loved copies having pages and pages dog eared to hell and back.

--- another day, Vio walked by Red's bedroom door, a faded piece of paper in hand.

"hey," he hissed, catching Red's attention. Red perked an eyebrow at him, temporarily putting down his phone. "what's up?"

Vio handed the papers to Red. "i wanted to share these with you," Vio left the room before Red had a moment to look at them. Red laughed, the childish drawings of Vio and his cat personas they had made. their own narrative drawn out pulling on fond memories. the drawing on the bottom though. it was newer. Vio's art style had changed, but his ability to draw cats hadn't. "to: berryheart. i'm glad you're in my clan now."

[sheepthatgobaa]

haha chat what if I show u my designs for candy and Mephisto's lil bro hahahaha....

Haha... What if...

[averie-is-average]

Y'know Ezekiel?

This weed addicted bird played by Joey Richter? Yeah him.

So we all know that the nighthawks have biblical names cuz why not. But like what's the common nickname for ppl named Ezekiel? Zeke.

Y'know who else is named Zeke?

This guy! It's spelt differently but like for the sake of this shitpost we'll ignore that. The subtitle spellings are wrong occasionally too, so who knows

There's no deep meaning to this post I just think it'd be funny if the Hatchetfield High mascot smoked weed. Grace Chasity would certainly hate the football team if she found out though.

[hashtagcaneven]

Just finished compiling all the major worldbuilding lore notes for only chapter 4 of Call of the Netherdeep. And Christ, Mercer. This is 20 FUCKING PAGES

[gelarshiesprofruitboarder]

panel edits,,, ive never made a human homestuck oc b4 this is crazy

[tasteless-lemonade]

I’ve always seen Jeans clothing style as Academic but in a hot way, also a little sporty

from academic i mostly think long skirts, sweaters, vests, white button-down shirts, coats, not so colorful clothes, scarves, ties so

makes sense

also jean has some sporty fits in xmen 97

[misfortunegirl]

bro i really am just.

😀

i am just fucking sitting.

[steakout-05]

alao did you know that the Legitimate Research laboratory in Jetpack Joyride was originally going to be called "Maxtreme Industries"!? fucking!! Maxtreme Industries!! what a name!!! i literally just found this out today and it is the CHEESIEST THING EVER I LOVE IT

this is the page it's from by the way. it's the early announcement page when Jetpack Joyride was still known as "Machine Gun Jetpack" in its prototype stages. it's got a few other slight changes, such as calling the motorbike the "Badass Hog" instead of the 'Bad As Hog' as it was likely originally intended before it was toned down. and there's a mention of a "double shield" type of item too, which is probably something like the upgradable shield power up that wouldn't be introduced until many years later. it's like looking into a parallel dimension finding early stuff like this! imagine if they actually took this more "Maxtreme" direction and JJ ended up having a teen rating or something. i just cannot get over that name though. Maxtreme Industries. wow, that is something XD

[kissagii]

ok but what's stopping me from changing my alias to antimony