#nerd and her scary dog gf

[zip-toonz]

Don't try so hard to be something you're not. Just be yourself, Show everyone the real Storm E.

CrackShip that ended up cuter than I anticipated...Oops

[heavenbarnes]

Omg omg were her like unexpected scary dog privilege gf and buy a big softie like a rottweiler (idk why I'm mentioning a type of dog breed I am a nerd and work with dogs so I thought of them of how scary they seem but they're not) and what about how you're not like that with anyone else but sugar brings out a different side to you that no one has ever seen, but ur such a simp for her and Richie makes fun of it but shuts up when sugar calls him out and he does that 😑 face and walks away. Carmy tries to shout at you sometimes and Sugar randomly pops up and has a hand on her hips and is like "bear, no." In a stern tone that no one wants to hear from her. Syd sometimes joking makes a comment of how you such a simp for her (maybe everyone is stressed and just going at each other) and u shrug, not really too hurt by her comment as it's true and sugar pops up and is like "Syd."

She's always there 🥺 (Pete is lovely but I'm taking ur girl) and in this au she's ours.

having an unmistakable crush on sugar from the moment you start at the restaurant and she knows about and uses it to her full advantage!

being her scary-dog-privilege (i’m projecting) going out with her when she needs to do pick ups and standing over her shoulder with a scowl to make sure nobody tries to fleece her!

you’re friendly with everyone in the kitchen but not a pushover, unless it’s sugar and then whatever that woman asks of you she’s getting!

richie getting on your nerves about “simping” (you want to kill whoever taught him that word) for sugar and being such a “simp” and sugar shuts it down because only she gets to tease you like that!

but when syd jokes that you’re a total simp for sugar you deny it once until you hear her calling your name and you’re turning on a dime in the direction of her voice. syd shakes her head but you’re shrugging because- what’s the use in denying it!

sugar coming into the kitchen and not realising everyone is highly strung, getting snapped at for no reason by her brother or maybe richie and immediately scary-dog is back on. you’re walking her to carmy’s office before coming back and threatening to have their heads for speaking to her like that!

when you go with her for pickups, maybe she needed to pick up furniture? and she asked if you’d come too? so now you’re following her around the store with something heavy across your shoulders so she doesn’t have to lift a finger!

losing sugar in the store when you went back to grab her something and by the time you find her again, she’s being chat up by some bozo. newsflash asshole, she’s only got room for one idiot in her life and you’re looking at them! so you pull your usual routine of manifesting over her shoulder and when she realises you’re there she gives a nice “thank you, sweetheart!” before completely forgetting about that doofus!

finding her in her car outside the restaurant, teary-eyed and you’re knocking on the window telling her to scooch over. you drive her home without a second thought and after you walk her inside you hear her quietly ask if she can tell you about her shitty day!

being sugar’s loser-husband type person and being so totally pussy-whipped for her and entirely okay with that because- look at her!

[caroldantops]

okay i love the idea of gretchen and karen finding themselves after getting out from regina and dating each other or maybe someone who values them for who they are like cady or even janis

the way i see regina/cady is that since cady was the one to take regina down before, she's the only one who can even kinda tame her, like cady knows regina is gonna regina, but part of their relationship is regina agreeing to at least try to be better, so anytime regina starts to go too far all it takes is a glare from her gf and she stops, and everyone is in awe that little golden retriever cady still has that much power over the og apex predator. also i like to imagine cady dating regina while still being best friends with janis, and regina and janis still kinda hatr each other but have to remain civil bc they both care about cady more

YES EXACTLYYYYY i think that is why cady/regina has especially been in my head just!! little nerd has scary guard dog privileges. but also shes domesticating her scary guard dog

[moodywyrm]

i’d love to read before class because i get there almost an hour early every day but i always have a ton of notes to organize before the lecture </3

so real!! like why would i ever take a big scary ceiling light over cute lil star lights

i know!!! i’ve never been to italy and i’m so excited 🤭 and we’re going to take a day to go see some of my relatives in sicily!! i’ve never met them so i’m a lil nervous </3 and ofc. binx needs to know how much of a nerd i am (gfs words). and what!! you need to watch them asap!! in release date order bc that just makes the story 1000 times better

honestly i would just buy stuff anyways, it’s better to have extra supplies just in case🧍 and practice makes perfect!! maybe you could make some smaller things like lil pouches/bags or small accessories before moving on to bigger projects ?

ikea is the best!! it’s so fun to just walk around and look at all the displays :o and i love watching my gf lift all the heavy things onto our cart and into the car it’s so 😍

and she’s okay!! it was a different type of antsy if that makes sense? i did talk to her about it, and she said she was buying smth when she went out with her friend and it was rlly important, and she wanted everything to be perfect so she was just anxious about it. but then i was like hmm. bc she didn’t tell me what she was buying . so i asked her friend and she said it was a surprise for me and now i’m sososo curious, normally my gf is awful at keeping surprises and she won’t tell me!!!

anyways. how’s your day?

- 🩷

i also get there like an hour early, but I don’t usually go through my notes, so I have some free time 😭

Exactly!!! Big bright overhead light = bad, pretty lamp and fairy lights = good! Less imposing, better for my emotional state 💕

Yeah!! I’ve been practicing so much these past few days, I crocheted some oak leaves!! I’m gonna make a garland for my sister over the next two weeks, since it’s just a long chain stitch and the leaves that I’m already practicing with! I might make some little garlands for my friends too, bc i miss them while im not at college :(

Yeah!!! I love Ikea displays and all the little home decor items 💕💕 wanna go to ikea with my girl kne day 💕💕 I also just??? Love building shit?? It’s so fun 😎

Ahh i see!!! Also!! Special trip and a special purchase 👀 manifesting 👀 but that’s also just very sweet, I hope you love the surprise!! This is so cute!!!

My day was good, k played with my dogs and crocheted a bunch!! No walk bc it was kinda a weird morning? Which sucked, but we played a lot!! And I got some of my favorite food from a nearby taqueria and I’m 🥰🥰 it was so yummy 🥰🥰

How was your day?

[emonaculate]

AOT Freshman v Senior Year headcanons (Eren, Armin, and Mikasa)

❥ AU: Highschool!AU

❥ Genre: Fluff

❥ Rating: Everyone can read

❥ Pairing: hinted at Eren x reader

❥ Warnings Include: Profanity, mentions of violence, manipulation, mention of weed, and slight angst

❥ Author Note: I'm making this an entire series for the main cast or my favorite characters from AOT

Eren Yeager

Freshman year

Extremely fucking loud for no reason

Runs to class and somehow always manages to be late

Tries to pay attention in class but due to his ADHD would always spaces tf out

Despite being loud, only talks to Mikasa and Armin

Smells like nothing but AXE body spray, its not even a bad smell, its just too much

That kid that takes P.E. TOO fucking serious

"Eren you know why you're in trouble right?"

"No."

"...You hit your classmate in the face with a ball."

"He could have dodged."

"Eren it was a basketball, you broke his nose and chipped his tooth."

"He shouldn't have gotten so close to me."

Im sorry but totally dresses like this

Constantly compared to his older brother.

"Yeager... Are you by any chance related to Zeke Yeager?"

"No way, your brother is THE Zeke Yeager?"

Makes a name for himself rather quickly

Listens to heavy rock/metal music

He loves My Chemical Romance and Three Day Grace.

Learned how to play the guitar just so he could play "Teenagers"

Forced Mikasa and Armin to also listen to the bands

They ended up all deciding on making a small little garage band; Miki on vocals and drums, Min on bass, and Eren as lead vocalist and electric guitar.

His style changed randomly but no one questioned it since his personality remained the same.

Senior year

180 personality

Completely mellowed tf out

Either he is in class on time or not showing up at all

Senioritis is strong within him

Works better when he is completely out of it

STONER

This mf always high as shit

Either you love him, hate him, or respect him there is no inbetween

MANBUN

Smart as hell but usually on the low

His music taste has changed a little

LOVES POLITICAL RAP

J.cole and Kendrick stan; it is not up for debate

His favorite songs are Neighbors by J.Cole and Alright by Kendrick

Listens to throwback RnB when high

Still godly at the guitar

Has a couple stick and poke tattoos; He has one behind his ear matching Min and Miki.

He has the sun, Armin has the ocean waves, Mikasa has the moon

PIERCINGS

A total of 8; 4 in his left and 2 in his right + the industrial

Has a tongue piercing

A two slices in his eyebrow but only got them as a dare

Most of them minus the industrial piercing was done at home because he has an abnormally high pain tolerance.

Dresses like this

Doesnt really play sports but is super good at soccer and basketball

He's actually good at most sports just refuses to join because why would he want to support a corrupted system??

Still more of a loner but has a rather nice friend group

Looks mean asf but is actually really nice

Goes the hardest for his friends

You fuck with them = you getting your shit rocked by him

100% the friend that hits you for forgetting to eat

Despite being hot as shit; never really has a girlfriend

Its only because hes oblivious or just not interested

Deathly scary when hes pissed

If you guys got beef; there is no talking

Its on sight bro

Be prepared to get beat the fuck up

A few things that makes him go from 0 to 100 is racism, mocking disabled people, and domestic violence

He's an activist

If you need help organizing a protest; he'll help and somehow manage to get people to come.

Basically a really good guy just hot headed as hell

Armin Arlert

Freshman Year

The kid who looked up those lame videos on how to survive highschool.

Panicked when it came to speaking in class

Stuttered like hell

AP CLASSES

He's way too advanced like could graduate early but refuses to so he can stay with his friends

Super sweet but extremely naive

People definitely took advantage of him.

"Hey Armin, my dog got in a car accident so I wasnt really focused in class, can you give me the homework answers?"

"Yeah sure its no problem."

Sends them a whole ass powerpoint on the entire lesson and teaches them better than the actual teacher.

Band nerd

Can play the Piano, Bass, and Trumpet

Listens to Mother Mother and Queen religiously

Only joined Eren's garage band after he agreed to watch Bohemian Rhapsody

Dresses like this

Moved in with Ren and Miki after he went through some shit with his family; he came out as bisexual after realizing he was attracted to one of his classmates.

Sometimes worries that Eren gets uncomfortable but relaxes after he remembers who Eren really is.

Wouldn't trade his friends for the world

Senior Year

His glow up took awhile because he didnt really feel the need to change

He was always rather cute; just shy and timid

VALEDICTORIAN

Slightly because he manipulated his runner up into become a burnout gifted kid lmao

Everyone has his Snapchat and Instagram so they can get help

Now he knows when people are using him and he still lets them; the only difference is you fuck with him and he can make you end up repeating the same grade.

Lets people copy his test and at the last minute pauses and erases all his answers before putting the correct ones.

No one has realized his plan.

His fashion sense changed a lot

Subconsciously tries to match Eren all the time

The only person that noticed was Mikasa; she thinks its cute

Is in love with Russian foreign exchange student, Annie.

He talks to her from time to time before gathering enough courage to ask her out

Doesnt realize how popular he is.

Oftentimes volunteers at the aquarium to study the ocean life as well as help out.

Helps plenty of organizations clean up the ocean.

A total of four piercings and the tattoo that matches his friends.

Two in his ears and nipple piercings.

It was a dare he sobbed through

Mikasa Ackerman

Freshman year

Basketcase

Follows Eren and Armin around

Super quiet

Doesn't really have much of a personality

She is cute though

Dresses like this

Like I said no real personality at all

Well except she was the girl who thought she was in a romance novel

Especially when Eren would get into a fight.

"Eren look at me... This isnt you."

"Mikasa move."

Most times it wouldnt work.

It was just cringy man...

Can play the violin, flute, piano, and cello

Only learned the drums so she could play with Eren and Armin

A secret pop stan

Loves Ariana Grande and Doja Cat

Thank god she manages to grow out of that yucky phase.

Senior Year

GOTH GF

Track, Gymnast, and female basketball player

She mellowed out as well and became her own person

Still heavily in love with Eren

Confessed to him during a karaoke session to the song Baby I by Ariana Grande; he didnt realize.

Sang her heart out and was a blushing mess but still got no where

Has deep down accepted that she may never be more than just his friend

Is okay with it and NOT toxic when he's crushing on someone else

Just wants him to be happy

Saw how he looked at some girl during a fundraiser to raise money for animal shelters and realized that he may never look at her like that.

Turned a guy down because Armin had a crush on him

The ultimate wing girl

Introduced Eren to her opponent after a track meet after realizing it was the girl from the fundraiser.

Dresses like this

Super sweet despite her look

However pick on her friends and you're fucked

CAN and WILL whoop your ass

The only person who can get Eren to not fight.

Pissed them both off at the same time and you're screwed

Has a total of three piercings

Her ears and nose

Loves her boys more than anything

Stays with Eren while her parents travel to help with natural disasters

Noticed that Armin's ideal type is Eren but never mentioned it because she knows Armin would overract

Very observant

Just wants the best for her friends even if she is the one who ends up happy

Eventually falls for the guy that asked her out junior year.

Still close to her boys because they come before anyone.

[hurlumerlu]

assigning d&d classes to my gf, the struggle :

Barbarian : why it works :

was, in her wild youth, banned from at least two bars for “instigating fights”

still unable to resist an arm-wrestling challenge

i’m not allowed to tell people about the spoon incident but i can mention the spoon incident and let your imagination run wild.

why it doesn’t :

is much chiller now

used to say shit like “it’s impolite to say ‘bon appétit’ because it calls attention to bodily functions” :( and that is NOT barbarian behaviour

too smart.

Bard : why it works :

really knows how to make a serie of misfortunes sound like an exciting adventure

a flair for the dramatic

always improvising little songs about our cat.

why it doesn’t :

look it just feels wrong and i don’t like it

would probably get horrible stage fright

there’s only so many words that rhyme with “cat”

Cleric :

why it works :

I just think she would REALLY enjoy playing one.

why it doesn’t :

the idea of her spending her life in the service of a deity is so fucking funny, she would hate it SO much.

Druid :

why it works :

would really have fun with druid powers

would probably greatly enjoy the weird hermit life (as long as hot baths were an option)

why it doesn’t :

not neutral enough

doesn’t smoke weed

Fighter :

why it works :

an efficient, well-balanced class that would suit her very well

why it doesn’t :

it just doesn’t sound fancy enough

Monk : HA ! No.

Paladin :

why it works :

her username is litteraly @the-lady-knight

a type of charisma that suits her better than bard

she wouldn’t worship a deity but have you ever heard her talk about labour laws ? Inspirational.

why it doesn’t :

favours underhanded tactics

I imagine that if two people had decided to fight each other and had both agreed on the fact that no biting was allowed during the fight, a paladin would respect this rule. the-lady-knight would not.

she would be a great paladin but would she be a happy one ?

Ranger :

why it works :

of all the people I know she’s the one I would vote “most likely to survive getting lost in the wilderness” (and she kinda already did once, technically)

i’m pretty sure there was a time in her childhood when her best friend was a rabbit

she may have tried to avenge said best friend’s death (killed by a scary dog) with a bow and very real arrows, at age nine. but you can’t prove it.

why it doesn’t work :

hate the smell of wet fur

hate greasy hair (looking at you, Strider)

really, really hates camping.

Rogue :

why it works :

would probably see detecting traps as a fun mental exercice

would probably greatly enjoy being the person who appears out of thin air to stab your pal and then disapear again, if only because it’s efficient psychological warfare.

why it doesn’t :

too pretty to relegate herself to the shadows

doesn’t care about opening treasure chests.

Sorcerer :

why it works :

recovers crazy fast from burns so may have dragon blood.

why it doesn’t :

if she had magic it would be nerd magic.

Warlock : See Cleric. Wizard :

why it works :

a total nerd.

kinda combines two of her favourite things : reading about stuff and creating things (even if the thing you create is like. a magic missile)

definitely prone to hubris.

why it doesn’t :

also a total jock

not particularly into the wizard aesthetic so what’s the point ?

if she doesn’t get to punch people she’ll probably be sad.

No I’ve never played d&d, why do you ask ?

[inagetawaycarxo]

Current halloween fics list

Let me know if any of them interest you. or you want to be taggedin any. Imma try and get some out next week, prob be posting them when halloween ends, but oh well.

ADAM COLE:

Ambrollins123 & Xxmlizz: I was thinking Reader x Adam Cole take their daughter out for her Halloween and they post on social media of their costumes later on they have a Halloween party with their friends and co worker // May I request one for Adam cole? I don’t really have any ideas besides a Halloween themed paper view or a Halloween party

BARON CORBIN: 

Anon: Corn maze with Baron where the reader is mildly freaking out while Baron is trying to comfort her and says that he’ll keep her safe and flufffff. Thanks love! ❤️

DEAN AMBROSE:

DanaMarsh7: Reader and Dean meets at Halloween party and things get sexy and hot.

deanislife100: Haunted house with dean 

braceface_lay: “You’re a psychopath.”- “I Prefer Creative.” 

ROMAN REIGNS:

You find out Roman is a werewolf after he saves you from a dangerous situation.

Anon: For the Halloween Themed requests: Can I request a Roman Reigns Fluff where the reader (his gf) convinces him to go ghost hunting with her because she's really into supernatural/paranormal things & when they start to get activity while investigating she gets excited, but Roman starts to get a little spooked & thinks she's just messing with him or something, but she's really not which at that point he's just like I'm out, but she refuses to leave & finishes the investigation by herself~.

flickkicknm + braceface_lay {Also requested on wattpad}: “You smell like wet dog.”- “Rude.” Werewolf!Roman/Fem!Reader maybe? (Probably in reader's house?) + you smell like wet dog-rude ~ Roman reigns-

taryndibiase said: For the Halloween story- Roman Reigns; Halloween Party; "You look so sexy in that costume". Smutty goodness, please! Maybe he's Superman and she's Wonder Woman? 

Roman is the most feared/baddest gangster in the neighbourhood, fearing no one and staying with no women. But you seem to have him under some kind of spell.  {Gangster!Roman x Flapper!Reader}

SETH ROLLINS:

bored_time: I had an idea that would kinda be like an episode of Total Divas a few years ago. It was were Cena had surgery and Nikki dressed up as a nurse. Basically I kinda wanna to read something like that but like Halloween and it get more steamy. If that doesn’t make sense I get it lol. I’d also like it to be for Seth. 

Seth & you are in a secret relationship, since you’re a vampire and he’s a werewolf. 

 Iwritewwe: Hi this involves the wwe Halloween prompt list.. please make this one lol! I love Halloween... Seth x Reader (smut also could you make it like scary please I need a scary smut to feel my oats) Asylum or abandoned house (couldn’t decide) “You look so sexy in that costume.” “Feel like making a deal with the devil?” “You will never leave this place.”

JEFF HARDY:

thegloriousdisaster: “You’re a psychopath.”- “I prefer creative.” Abandoned House/Place Jeff Hardy please 😁🖤 

JEY USO:

harleymoxley: For the Halloween 🎃 prompt can I get a Jey Uso x Female reader smut Sentence starter: "You look so sexy in that costume" And one with.. Jimmy Uso x female reader fluff Sentence starter: "Did you turn out the lights?", "No-", "Then we have a problem" pretty please 🙏 

JIMMY USO:

harleymoxley: For the Halloween 🎃 prompt can I get a Jey Uso x Female reader smut Sentence starter: "You look so sexy in that costume" And one with.. Jimmy Uso x female reader fluff Sentence starter: "Did you turn out the lights?", "No-", "Then we have a problem" pretty please 🙏 

TRIPLE H:

Anon: “Give her back to me.” w/ triple h? somehow the reader ends up possessed by something and this man is furious at whatever it is. 

MORE THAN ONE PAIRING:

FINN BALOR X READER X SETH ROLLINS:

Anon/ braceface_lay thejoker112: Can I request a Halloween imagine? If it's possible can I request a Finn Balor "Care to make a deal with the devil"? He's been so cute as of late and I think it would fit him perfectly. You da best😘 Much love💜 // “Who's brilliant idea was it to summon a demon?” {2} : your friend and you summon the demon but end up summoning the demon king which doesn’t go in your favour, Seth ends up saving you from demise.

THE SHIELD X READER:

  Anon: I loved the nerd gun fight with the shield. Something like that but longer. Maybe movie night with the shield? Preferably a horror movie: you watch horror movies with the boys, while you and Dean get scared, Seth and Roman decide to scare you and Dean.

 Anon: Halloween Request Prompt: Asylum Sentence Starters/Prompts; “Who’s brilliant idea was it to summon a demon?” “Miss Me?” “I thought you were dead.” with dead reader. and the shield, who all four was together until the reader died.: the shield summon a demon to bring you back from the dead and well deals with demons never go to plan.

[peaches-of-1]

~MASTERLIST~

This is the BTS Masterlist. Other lists include:

Blackpink  🐨

EXO

Stray Kids

Red Velvet

KARD   🐨

TWICE  🐨

Multifandom (Also acts as a Catch All for Fandoms I don’t stan)  🐨

Pristin

Monsta X  🐨

Seventeen  

SHINee  🐨

Pentagon   🐨

🍑 = My favorites | 🐨 = Updated Last Week

Aesthetix: Aesthetics/moodboards that I have made

BTS-

Disney

Suga as Adam from Beauty and the Beast

V (Taehyung) as Aladdin from Aladdin

RM as Li Shang from Mulan

Jimin as Naveen from Princess and the Frog

Jungkook as Flynn Rider from Tangled

J-Hope as Peter Pan from Peter Pan🍑

Jin as Tarzan from Tarzan

Winnie the Pooh

Jungkook as Roo

Hobi as Piglet 🍑

Jimin as Pooh

Jin as Rabbit 🍑

Yoongi as Kanga

Tae as Tigger

Namjoon as Owl

Birthday

V (Taehyung) 2017

Hoseok 2018

Yoongi 2018

Holidays

New Years 2018 (Black Tie)

Christmas 2017

Valentine’s Day 2018

White Day 2018

Friday the 13th (April 2018) 🍑

Friday the 13th (July 2018)

Mythical Creatures

Unicorn J-Hope 🍑

Vampire Jin

Centaur Jungkook

Merman Jimin 🍑

Incubus RM

Dragon Suga

Werewolf V

Yoongi Mermaid

Jimin + Fairy Prince

Elements (1)

Suga & Ice

J-Hope & Air

RM & Earth

Jin & Earth

Jimin & Water

V & Lightning

Jungkook & Metal

Elements (2-Requested)

Jungkook & Fire

Others  🐨

Nature Photographer RM 🍑

Nyctophilia Suga

Bias Tag RM

Sugar Daddy Tae

Yoongi’s indoor day ft. coffee

Date with photographer Tae

Travelling with Jin

Amusement park date with Jungkook 🍑

Namjoon Amusement park date

High School Sweethearts with Jungkook

Dinner Date with Hoseok

Rainy day Study Date with Jimin

Jimin at a Masquerade Ball 🍑

Jin and a Sheep/Soft Jin (Request)

Namjoon as Rhysand from A Court of Thorns and Roses

Jimin + Space

Yoongi + Trans BF

Beach Day with BTS

Fall Jungkook

Star Alien Hobi

Alien Invasion Taehyung

Hoseok Camping Trip  🍑

Jin Proposal

Jin Wedding, peony version

Hobi and goth gf

Taehyung Plus Size Barbie gf

Hoseok at his Studio Apt

BTS Barista!AU  🍑

Namjoon’s Crabs  🍑

Arctic Tundra Adventure with Taehyung  🍑

Aftercare with Jin

Hobi and femme Alien s/o  🍑

Back to School with Jungkook

Song Lyrics

Jimin + “I Like Me Better” by Lauv

RM + “Ride” by SoMo

RM + “Get On Your Knees” by Nicki Minaj ft. Ariana Grande

Color

Jin + Hot pink

Taehyung + Lilac

Jin + Pink Variety

Jin + Silver 🍑

Jimin + Pastel pink

Suga + Orange

Jimin + Black

Namjoon + Purple

Tae + Aqua blue

Hyung line + grayscale

Tae + Aqua blue (2.0)

Namjoon + Black

Tae + Gold  🍑

Jimin + Pastel Blue

Hobi + Gold and red

Taehyung + Pastel Blue  🍑

Jungkook + Blue

Yoongi + Teal/Turquoise

Yoongi + Pink

Hobi + Silver

Jin + Grey

Namjoon + Yellow

Hobi + Black Lace

Jungkook + White and Ivory  🍑

Jungkook + Lavender

Alice in Wonderland

Jimin as Alice and Dormouse

Taehyung as Mad Hatter and Absolem

Jungkook as White Rabbit

Jin as Queen of Hearts 🍑

Yoongi as Cheshire Cat

Hoseok as Mad Hatter

Namjoon as Alice and Absolem

Gods/Goddesses (April Theme)

Namjoon as Posidon 🍑

Yoongi as Zeus

Taehyung as Hera

Yoongi as Nyx

Hobi as Ra

Jin as Aphrodite

Jimin as Artemis

Jungkook as Eros

Taehyung as Hestia

Yoongi as Tibetan Snow Lion

7 Deadly Sings

Hobi as Pride  🍑

Jungkook as Envy

Namjoon as Greed

Jimin as Lust  🍑

Suga as Sloth

Jin as Gluttony

Taehyung as Wrath

Circus AU

Normal Route- (Y/N), Jimin, Taehyung, Jin

Mafia AU

Jungkook

Jimin

Taehyung

Jin

Suga

Supreme Boi

Hoseok

OC: Desta

Namjoon

Demon AU

Chapter 5 Outfits

Chapter 7 Outfits

Chapter 9 Outfits

#MayMood

#Flowers + Yoongi  🍑

#TeasingSex + Jin (NSFW)  🍑

#Protective + Namjoon

#Dom + Jimin (NSFW)

#Bondage + Namjoon (NSFW)  🍑

#AirplaneSex + Hobi (NSFW)

#WaxPlay + Yoongi (NSFW)

#TrainSex + Taehyung (NSFW)

#Puppers + Taehyung  🍑

#ShowerSex + Jungkook

#Wanderlust + Jin  🍑

#Koya + Namjoon

#Koala + Jimin (ft. Others)

#Soft + Jimin

Cartoon Characters (June+)  🐨

Taehyung as Jack Frost (Rise of the Guardians)

Jungkook as Deku (Boku no Hero Academia)

Namjoon as Zuko (Avatar: The Last Airbender)

Jin as Tamaki Suoh (Ouran High School Host Club)

Jimin as Bubbles (The Powerpuff Girls)

Jin as L (Death Note)

Jungkook as Kaname Kuran (Vampire Knight)

Jungkook as Buttercup (The Powerpuff Girls)

Jin as Neji Hyuga (Naruto)

Taehyung as Blossom (The Powerpuff Girls)

Jin as Makoto (Free!)

Hoseok as Woody Woodpecker

Jimin as Pikachu (Pokémon)

Jin as Johnny Bravo

Jin as Link (Legend of Zelda)

Namjoon as Mushu (Mulan)

Suga and Hoseok as Kiki and Lala (Little Twin Stars)

Taehyung and Jungkook as the Hitachiin Twins (Ouran High School Host Club)

Jimin as Hello Kitty

Taehyung as Kiki (Kiki’s Delivery Service)

Yoongi as Batman

Jin as Princess Bubblegum

Suga as Sesshomaru (Inuyasha)

Jungkook as Inuyasha

Jungkook as Chihiro (Spirited Away)

Jungkook as My Melody (Hello Kitty)

Taehyung as Keith Kogane (Voltron)

Hobi as Jaune Arc (RWBY)

Yoongi as Chat Noir (Miraculous Ladybug)

Namjoon as Kyoya (OHSHC)

Pride Colors  🐨

Jimin + bi colors 🍑

Yoongi + pan colors

Namjoon + Ace colors

Jin + Demisexual colors

Kookie + trans colors 

Hobi + Intersex colors

Hobi + Autosexual colors

Namjoon + Pan colors  🍑

Yoongi + Trans colors  🍑

POC bf (Trope)

Jungkook + Travel bf

Namjoon + Pink UwU bf

Yoongi + Minty shy bf  🍑

Jin + Techie bf

Taehyung + Flower bf

Hobi + Tennis bf

Jimin + Pastel bf  🍑

POC gf (Time period)

Yoongi + Rennaissance gf  🍑

Jungkook + 90s gf

Jin + Ancient Greek gf  🍑

Hobi + Roaring 20s gf

Taehyung + 70s gf

Namjoon + 50s gf

Jimin + 80s gf  🍑

Moodboard Challenges (Others in series x x x)

Jin + Nightcrawler (1/?)

Pastel Pink Jungkook (2/?)

Nature Witch Yoongi (3/?)  🍑

Hobi + Hummingbird (4/?)

Jin + Yeehonk Wedding (5/?)

Taehyung + London at Night (6/?)

Jimin + Beach (7/?)  🍑

Jungkook + Zoo Date (8/?) [Not the right number but eh]

Writinx: Things I Wrote

Reactions

You fall asleep while BTS records

Red Carpet Wardrobe Malfunction

Request- BTS finding out you smoke

You’re Scared of the Dark

Accidentally Confessing

Catch You Dancing Like No one is Watching 🍑

Request- BTS Giving Aftercare

Request- Abusive ex

Request- Using a Safword

Request- Shy Strip Teasing

Request- BTS Finds You Writing member x member Smut

BTS- Finding your Fandom Tumblr 🍑

Request- Interpreter GF to BTS

Request- Birthday Sex Slave 🍑

BTS- You Put Gifts into their Luggage

BTS- They See You in Their Clothes

Request- S/o Gets Cat-called 🍑

Request- You Have Small Boobs (body positivity)

Request- You Like being Called Names in bed

Dating a Theatre Nerd- Vocal Line, Rap Line 🍑

They Hear You Sing for the First Time

Request- You take Them to a BDSM club

Request- They visit you in the hospital

Request- You’re exhausted after play rehearsal 🍑

Request- They Don’t Know you’re a professional Dancer

Request- They Spoil You with gifts 🍑

Request- You Get in a fight and they pick you up from the police

Bias Line: You’re Quiet until You’re Horny 🍑

Request- Figure Skating S/O

Request- Spoiled GF

You Send a Panty Pic

Request- Angry Sex

Request- You are in a Kid’s car and offer bf BTS a juice box

Request- Airport Goodbye 🍑

Request- See You in Wedding Dress 🍑

Request- Food Sharing S/O

Request- Food Porn in public 🍑

Request- Stuck with S/O inside car during snowstorm

Request- Denying sexytimes

Request- Teach Blowjob 🍑

Request- Rain on wedding day 🍑

Request- You call them beautiful during a casual moment

Request- Boys comfort you from having a bad day at work

Request- They see themselves as your phone wallpaper

Request- Clingy gf 🍑

Request- Nervous Around guys

Request- S/O tells them to go fuck themselves

Request- Outside date

Request- Plastic Surgeries GF

Request- BTS finds out Kookie is a Little

Request- Long Distance Relationship

Request- Meeting up with fellow ARMY who doesn’t know you’re dating a member (Vocal line)

Request- S/O working too hard to produce an album

Request- GF has scary dog that’s a teddy bear (Hyung Line) 🍑

Request- You have a big scar on your leg

<<BTS Reactions- Part 2>> 

Most to Least (MtL)

Drop Food on the Floor and Eat it

To Eat Cold Pizza

Green Room Quickie

BTS as...

BTS as Musicals 🍑

BTS voices as Type of Fabric

Undertale Characters

Mystic Messenger Characters

NekoPara Characters

Cats

Full Stories

Training (NSFW) 🍑

Love at first sight (Fluff)

Namjoon

Seokjin

(V) Taehyung

Yoongi

Hoseok

Jungkook

Jimin

Unexpected pt1 (NSFW)

Unexpected pt2 (NSFW)

First Valentine’s Day Together:

Jin | Suga | V (Tae) | Jimin | Hoseok | Jungkook | Namjoon

Theatre Kid Series- Paused

She/Her: Prologue 1

He/Him: Prologue 1

They/Them: Prologue 1

🎪BigHit Bigtop (Circus AU)- Currently Ongoing

Prologue: Pt1, Pt2, Pt3

Choice #1.1

Choice #2.3

Choice #3.1

Choice #4.2

Choice #5.4

Choice #6.1

🌹666 So Fresh (Demon AU)- Active

Chapter 1: 

Chapter 2: 

Chapter 3: 

Chapter 4: 

Chapter 5: Part 1, Part 2

Chapter 6: 

Chapter 7: 

Chapter 8:

Chapter 9: 

Chapter 10:

Chapter 11:

Chapter 12:

Chapter 13:

Chapter 14:

Chapter 15:

🌇The Trusted (Mafia AU)- Finished

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

Chapter 5

👔Bad Manager- Idol!AU while dating BTS member and having an abusive manager

Jin

Yoongi

Hoseok

Jungkook

Taehyung

Namjoon

Jimin

Adrift (Mermaid AU)

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

7 AUs

Jin + CEO!AU

Yoongi + Florist AU

Other+

Jin fluff for a friend

Raffle Winner 1 (Jin pov)

Raffle Winner 2 (Hoseok wedding)

Raffle Winner 3 (Monsta x Wonho)

Writing Challenges

Valentine’s

Day 1- Elementary Card Exchange (Reader x Jin) 🍑

Day 2- Flowers (Reader x Suga)

Day 3- First Kiss (Reader x Hoseok)

Day 4- Love Letters (Male!Reader x Taehyung) 🍑

Day 5- Bad First Date (Reader x Namjoon)

Day 6- Already Taken (Jimin) 🍑

Day 7- First Time to Meet (Reader x Taehyung)

Day 8- Long Distance (Jungkook x Reader)

Day 9- Meet the Pet (Namjoon x Reader)

Day 10- Candy ( Reader x Yoongi)

Day 11- Perfect Date (Jimin x Reader) 🍑

[pizzaandaliens]

For the emoji asks: Can you answer for the last five emojis you've used? And also: can you answer the ask for your favourite emoji (if it's not one of your five most recent.) Thanks!

❤️💗💖😍😂^^ so these were technically my 5 most recently used ones but not all of them had assigned questions so I went through all of my recently used emojis to get 5 questions lol

💗- if you could hug anyone, who would it be?this is too difficult bc I love hugs? lol. my gf, my best friends, my god kitties, really all cats & dogs, my dad who passed away, Alex Caplow, Teddy Geiger, Nicholas Petricca, Kat Dennings??? My tumblr pals!

💜- which acts of kindness are you going to do today? lol not a clue, maybe I’ll hold a door for someone?

💙- what annoys you about some people? when people are rude for no fucking reason

😘- talk about your crush or partner.I luv her a LOT. she’s so god damn cute. she’s rly funny & smart & talented! huge d&d nerd. best guitar player that I personally know. she’s gr8 :)

🌸- are you an introvert, ambivert or extrovert?probably an ambivert? If I’m around my close friends or at work I’m an extrovert but when I’m around new people I can be pretty shy.

my favorite emoji isn’t on this list so I chose another one of my favorites for this last question:

👻- do you believe in ghosts and why?yes, I’ve personally seen & heard/experienced some scary shit bc in middle school my friends & I messed around with ouija boards a lot. I don’t expect ppl to believe me tbh bc there’s so many skeptics but I know what I’ve been through & I firmly believe there is a paranormal world

[imashamedtomakethis]

cute questions - h

1. do you know any of their favorite shows, movies, books, ect? what are they?

she reads a lot of historical fiction i know, idk about movies or tv tho

2. what type of drunk do you think they’d be (silly, sleepy, ect)?

sleepy all the way omg she says all the time that she’ll fall asleep after like a glass of wine or smth

3. are they a cat or a dog person? or neither?? if you don’t know, what do you think they are?

i mean...she has chickens...and bees...and i think maybe a dog. she’s intriguing to say the least lmao

4. one day they’re asking for music recommendations bc their playlist has been dry. what song(s) do you suggest them?

probably classic rock stuff like the beatles or smth like that

5. what’s their color? not race wise, but if they were a color of the rainbow, what would they be?

green. like a light green. springtime green.

6. what spongebob character would they be? (bonus: what spongebob character would you be?)

i don’t like this question tbh idk

7. what was the last thing they said to you? how long ago was it?

“it’ll be okay if you live, l. i’ll see you sunday, okay? sunday.” last night

8. have you ever gotten them something for their birthday? if not, would you get them something in the future? what would you get & why?

i haven’t. i want to tho. idk what i’d get tbh

9. what hogwart’s house are they (or what house do you think they’d be?)?

ravenclaw, probably. or hufflepuff. she’s such a nerd but she’s also just so kind and friendly gah.

10. have you ever dreamt about them? were there any cute dreams? or really weird, odd dreams? scary dreams? ect ect

yeaaaaaaaaaa i maybe had a dream that i slept with her and her husband 🤷🏻‍♂️

11. what language(s) do they speak?

just english i’m p sure

12. what is your fondest memory of them?

hug !!! also dab video omg

13. do you have any nicknames for them?

not really tbh

14. do you see them being a night owl or an early bird? or both? or neither??

neither really ?? i happen to know that she fell asleep at 7 pm saturday night sooooo

15. what’s their zodiac sign(if you know it)? what’s yours? are y’all compatible?

idk hers oops

16. are you friends with them on facebook? follow them on instagram or twitter? any other social media they have that you know of?

i wish. she said once i graduate and turn 18 i can be friends w her on fb. she doesn’t have ig tho. i could probs follow her twitter if i wanted but she only tweets team stuff from there so

17. what kink do you bet they’re secretly into?

oooohh roleplay??? or ACCENTS hell yea

18. do you have a song for them? a song tucked in the back of your mind that always makes you think of them?

mmm i’m not sure. i’ll think about this one

19. they come up to you one day and ask, “what’s your favorite meme?” how do you respond lol??

her dabbing lmaooooo

20. if they were in a band, what instrument would they play?

she would sing tbh but she prolly wouldn’t want to be the lead singer so she’d do harmonies

21. do any of your friends or family know about your crush?

my best friend kinda does

22. if they found out you had a crush on them, how do you think they’d react & respond?

uhh she would be Not Happy with me. she’d put me at arms length and stop being friendly i think

23. when was the last time they laughed in front of you? who/what made them laugh? what’s their laugh like?

last night i said i was anxious and she said that’s because i’m almost an adult and i said “reassuring...” and she laughed at herself. fuck i love her laugh so much it’s so contagious and beautiful and big i l o v e it

24. how do you think they deal with stress?

horseback riding.

25. what do you think their favorite holiday is?

oooh thanksgiving because her husband is canadian so she gets to put it all on for him

26. what are they like when they get angry? is it adorable? a little terrifying? were they ever angry with you?

she doesn’t get angry so much as she gets frustrated around us.

27. what do you think their favorite disney movie is? do any disney characters remind you of them?

ummm idk what her fav is but she kinda reminds me of rapunzel from tangled after her hair was cut off

28. do they play any instruments? what instruments do you imagine them playing (if any)?

idk if she plays but i can picture her playing piano

29. do you know any of their fears? what do you think they’re secretly afraid of?

uh not finishing the robot, her daughters lung problems starting again, me not being okay...

30. when was the first time you realized you had a crush them?

when my ex gf said she hated her lmao i was like i must love her now (spoiler alert i already did)

[edelwary]

The Voltron Channel

At first they thought it was going to be :

Pidge does the glasses 101 ; she has like, seven (7) pairs and more since she ‘’borrowed’’ some of Allura's and Lance's too. Hunk is best Headband and bangs chooser. Lance is skincare routine forever Shiro's eye make-up tutorial kills, he team up with Lance for Body-loving vids, like 'love your scars' or 'your tan is fine' ones Keith helps you do your hair but never washes his Allura is your sparkly nails gf ; her nails are perfect for nail-art Coran and body-hair are a thing Shay, Plaxum, Nyma and a girl with really pretty hair come sometimes to add some value Matt is This Guy behind the camera

But then it evolved in :

Pidge : Her fashion runway is mostly focused on shoes. So much shoes. She's the girl who does unboxing and hauls of crazy and weird stuff. She tries them and if it's tech, mostly hack and rewrite them. She founds the weirdest items, and her room is a mess because she never gets rid of them. They stay. She's a lot of cacti. It's just a thing. She has anime review vids too. It's lovely because she's really into it. She has a series of drones reboots. She built some with Hunk too. The garden is full of crashed drones. It's ''art''. Allura trips on them more than you think. She comes with names for every single one of them. Sometimes they have flight fight with Lance or Keith. She also has a botanic handbook where she draws and glue things ? It's very nice and she made a few vids on it. She rarely goes outside but when she does ? She's a gatherer. Also she lists herbal remedies and medicines along with Allura's witchy correspondences. She also has HTML and Coding 101 vids and Helpful computer tips vids. She saved lives. She made a meme video once. It was very liked so she made ''''some more''''.

Hunk : He's made a lot of Tattoos vids, along with Lance and Nyma sometimes. He also investigates street artists and tatoos artists to give them visibility. He's the best at interviews. He's the Best Guy at DIY stuff, from 'make your candle' to 'build a motorbike'. This serie was initiated by Keith. Also he made crystals with salt a lot, for Allura. He's quite handy and you can see him help in a lot of videos, except for Keith's 'dangerous sports i'm gonna ace or die trying' vids. He helped Allura built most of the furniture in the house and is more the mom friend than anyone. He's the only one allowed to clean the windows, for reasons. His domain is more geology, so there are a few speleo vids. Shay helps. He also has an amazing rock collection and every single one of them has a scientific video, doubled by a witchy one from Allura. He's really good at cooking improvisation. He's the one who makes the 'what to cook when you only have....' vids. He also made challenges with Coran. Those are cursed vids. He also makes 'oh remember when' comments. Most of the time they end up with the camera falling down and the screen shutting black.

Shiro : His most popular vid is 'contour with Shiro', not only because the make-up content is well done but because is swearing is... something. He has an amazing science serie about space. He made a challenge where he named all the constellations. He updates everytime something big about space happens. He's genuily happy to help with scary space. He's the runner of the team and do casual sport outside or collective sports vids too. You can run with him if you crosses his path. He's 'fun memory stories' are hilarious. And dangerous for him - he fear for his life whenever they are online-. His fashion domain is 'classy party wearing'. But it's a trap, he's best at pajamas. He's a tired dad. Sometimes he walks in-fields of shooting. Matt edits his face really bad. He makes deadpan humor while holding his cup every morning, wether on vlogs or snapchats. *stares of the distance* He does have a prostethic arm. Pidge added stuff on it and it makes laser saber noise if she wants it to. He made Matt do a 'Smile compilation'. They had fun. He chooses the coffee. He brews it real bad so he just chooses.

Keith : He's not into fashion. Lance and Allura nicely threatened him not to make anything else but yoga pants try-on. He's the one who initiated the motorbike building serie with Hunk. He now makes timelapses where he went. They're pretty. He's the one for the Extreme sports. No rope climbing ? Cliff-jumping ? Keith. Yoga ? Keith too. It's extreme, and it relaxes him. He's surprisingly very good, as a student and teacher both. For some reasons, he's really good at maths ? So he did explaining vids for it. But... he's a bad teacher, Matt's graphics help more than anything. But he's trying so hard. He's also a very talented and hard-working artist, but only with pencils and charcoal, the boy can't add color for shit. He made some tutorials and ended up covered in black dust.

Allura : She's the best at dresses and skirts. She has Lance tailoring them, she comes with the designs. She's giving general fashion advices and hair decolouring tips. She's good with animals and often takes small vids in farms or shelters. She also made 'who can adopt this....' vids, with non-able bodied animals. Two horses and a lot of cats and dogs, plus a few rabbits and even a chameleon found a family thanks to her. She tried to go vegan but didn't. She just makes environmental friendly food vids. She's the Witch 101 girls. Tarot ? Check. Crystals ? Check. Astrology ? She's the best. She sometimes does readings in meet-ups. She's the history teacher. She has a serie about 'amazing women in history' very popular. She's tried to do the home-tour. This video is cursed too. It includes, but is not limited too : Lance showering without having locked the bathroom, Keith screeching because someone opened his door, Pidge not moving for 4 minutes straight because she dazed off and never went back, Allura tripping over Voltron, the cat of the family, and Coran making comment all the tour. So its... something. Even Matt's editing couldn't make it right. Hunk shines somehow. She's the hardcore hand-to-hand combat girl. Most of the self-defenses moves you know are taught. Keith is her main punching ball. She does the first fitness part along with Shiro. He's blushing hard. She made some ASMR vids ? She has such a nice voice it helps some people calm down so she did. 

Lance : He's the piercing guy. He had Plaxum explain and show. He doesn't have any, but helps people with them because he thought it lacked and somehow it stayed like 'his things' ? Also his fashion domain his hats ? He's nice with Korean and Japanese fashion trends. He knits/crafted most of his wardrobe and made tutorials. They're easy and he always dedicates them to his mother, she taught him. He's the dance teacher. All the dances. He has a Just Dance carpet and a twister one. The 'Twister and Paint challenge : gone wrong' is legendary. He also does improvised moves or meets up with street artist to have some fun. He tried to make a 'swim team' but he was alone so it never went on. He and Allura have some really long contest vids. They stop when one of them gives up. It never really happens so they just pause... For now. He's the one who initiates most of the tags and q&a vids. He's very fond of them. He's good with languages, and made Spanish, Korean and Japanese 101 vids, some French ones with Pidge. Hunk dodges them when he asks. He's really fond of English so he has some litterature related vids too. As Shiro has his 'fun memories' vids, he has 'sleepover with Lance vids'. He fears his death too. 

Coran : He's the Bill Nye Grandpa. He has all the educationnal vids lacking. Sex ed ? Coran ? Taxes and scheduling ? Coran ? Not being a mess 101 ? Coran. He's the best at helping you trying to keep your life together. He has a really nice mustach. Worth noticing. He tells 'when I was young stories' too. He makes travel vids, with beautiful landscapes and incredible animal shots. No one knows how, but Pidge's drones might have helped a litttle. Along with Hunk, he made some cooking vids. They're hilarious but poisonous. Beware. He has tips on travelling alone or not, packing, mapping and planning when you're going abroad. He also help foreigners going overseas. He makes playlists of old-timey music and really cool stuff is hidden in there for sure. 

Matt : He's the video-everything. He films, or install the gear, edits, record the sounds, edit some more, cleans, cuts, edit the vids. He's tired. He's small. He manages the posting and schedule of the channel. He takes the photographs too. Some people asked for a tutorial, it's good but clumsy. People love it. He's a nerd and covers science-fiction related movies or books or anything really. He's the one you crosses at cons. He's wearing a nice shirt. And crocs. For the joke. Shiro's done his haircut multiple times.

Miscellaneous : 

The family covers mostly everything because everyone's so different ? But they love each other. 

Voltron is a big fat calico cat. He looks like he's made up of five different cats. He's hard to find sometimes. 

They initially had Matt doing the video-games let's play, but everyone joined so now it's a family things more than anything. 

They have a bigass swimming pool, and a giant house. It was Allura's father, but it's his legacy to his daughter. She gathered some cool youtubers, fashion creators of nice people and they are now a family. 

They run a youtube channel named Voltron Vids. No one knew why until the cat appeared onscreen, they never explained it. 

Since they are covering so much domains, they are very popular, and they're really nice and funny so people love them. Whenever Allura and Lance pass by Arus Club, it's a wild night there. 

Hunk, Pidge, Lance and Keith have a serie called Events, that focuses on mysteries and paranormal events. Pidge is Pretty sure it's because of the Government, Lance bets it's a Ghost, Keith knows a Cryptid who did it and Hunk Believes it's Alien. Shiro did it most of the time. 

They have a music Band called Paladins of Voltron. Keith plays the Bass, Shiro is Drums, Lance is really good at Guitar, Pidge has a thing for Keypas of all types, Hunk is a good Trumpet but can Ukulele, Allura Sings or Electric Guitar. Coran comes up with the melody and the lyrics, but played a few times Violin. Matt just. Touchpads. And edits. 

On other platforms, you can find Pidge's Rabbid and Twitch, Hunk's vlogs, Shiro's tumblr is a mess (he has like... 6 differents ones?), Keith is a Wattpad boy for some reasons, but he's also doing Lives and Tweets, Allura takes care of the Instagram, Lance has the best Snapchat. Coran uses the Facebook. Matt is sleeping. Sometimes they swaps platforms and everyone is confused because why did Shiro not reblogged this meme ? It's been two hours it's on he's never... Oh it's Keith that's why. 

They do read their fan fanfictions. Also they blush a lot when doing so. 

They never performed live but its a project ? 

Some other channel challenges them. It's run by a guy named Lotor, and him and Lance vague snap about eachother sometimes. 

Keith made one of these really emotionnal coming-out vids without telling anyone. It's a good one and everyone is happy. It has been followed by a family coming-out then. 

Coran did cheerleading ; the video leaked. Thanks Pidge. 

Hunk and Shay can be spotted in different areas of the cities, recording Restaurant reviews. Hunk made a special List for Shiro and Keith of romantic views of the cities. They blushed and said it wouldn't be really useful. They kept it tho... 

Allura and Lance take the most selfies. The most, an the prettiest. 

Keith likes to do 'spot the cat' vids. It's just him walking or biking and petting cats. It's Lance favorite serie. 

Pidge's favorite movie is BH6 and she made a robot with Hunk that ressembles Baymax. They also made a floating Baymax for the pool. 

Lance's preferred models are Keith and Pidge. He likes working for Allura and made so much for Hunk he could wear only Lance's gifts for a month and never run out of things to wear. 

Allura's really rich tbh. She created a charity that helps disabled children get prothesis. Shiro visits hospitals sometimes, he has one of those stars-maps projector and tells stories of astronauts to kids. Sometimes, Lance visits too and knit. When Keith does kids like to hug him, he's a cuddly soft boy at heart. 

There's a serie of Prank Vids. It started with Lance pranking Keith. Keith then pranked Lance. Now every week there's a new video and it just. Grows. It's funnier and bigger everytime. 

Keith motorbike is named Red. It has flames decor. Pidge added a booster, most likely illegal but heh... It's not illegal if you never get caught right ? 

Pidge's favorite drone was named Rover. Lance best needle is called Blue. Hunk has this really nice Yellow flower-carved ukulele. Shiro's watch is a gift from Allura, it was his father, and he affectiously calls it Black, because of the leather's color. 

There is this one video. There's no music, no editing. It's just the camera on the main room, put on the table. It's called 'a day in Voltron's life'. It lasts 9:17 minutes and is the most viewed video of the channel. It was Matt's birthday gift and it's... pure and blessed material. 

Whenever they go shopping, Lance distracts Shiro meanwhile everyone (Pidge and Keith mostly) put whatever they can/want in the cart. 

One time, Coran got mad. One. 

Pidge is Matt’s sis.

The cat is nice. 

(Soon a fic ?)

[postapocalyptical-blog]

Splinter (Movie 2008)

Splinter 2008 Magnolia Pictures & Magnet Releasing My Rating: ☆ A couple on vacation in the middle of nowhere, runs into an escaped convict. The three of them wind up in a middle of nowhere gas station, where they eventually find themselves holed up against the “Splinter Parasite.” This parasite turns it’s still living hosts into violent attacking carriers.  Trailer: https://youtu.be/aJndd5Eyz18 The movie opens as a lot of these “the middle of nowhere is scary” movies do, by establishing that this is indeed the middle of nowhere.  A dirty and as we can see by his “I Love Bikinis” hat, quite unprofessional gas station attendant, comes out of a very.... vintage... shall we say.... looking Sherman gas station.  Please note he is also munching contentedly on Cape Cod™ potato chips....

When he is knocked down and viciously attacked by a bloody, wonky ass RACCOON PELT:

This is the first real mistake this movie makes, on a lot of levels.  For one, while raccoons can be vicious even without a splinter parasite, they are really not that much bigger than a mid-sized dog. If you are being attacked by one, chances are you are not going to lay there on the ground screaming, whilst it chomps away at your testicles... which yes, is basically what gas station dude did. Instead of giving the audience a fit of giggles over what attacked him, it would be much better if the scene ended on him saying “sweet Jesus” and then panning to the couple.  People forget why The Blair Witch was so ungodly successful. It was because the “bad guy” was all in the mind of the viewer.  I sort of feel like ANYTHING would have been better than this beat up raccoon pelt... or felted animal... or I don’t even know really what it is. Anyhow:

We are then treated to the vacationing couple, who do everything possible in the book to establish that the wife wanted to do the camping, the husband is incompetent, and rather nerdy, and after five minutes of trying to set up a tent, give up to go look for a hotel.

We are also treated to the Convict, and his methed out looking girlfriend, as they are ditching a broken down truck that is presumably stolen. For some weird reason he also throws all of their stuff out into the woods.

To make a long story short, the Convict car-jacks the couple, even though his girlfriend is not too cool with it. They wind up at the Sherman Gas Station after catching a flat from running over an animal... that leaves spikes all up in the tires... this is presumably the pelt that attacked the Gas Station employee.  Convict gets stabbed with one of the spikes while changing the tire. The girlfriend takes the gun while the convict and the wife fix the tire, and the girlfriend has a little freak out at the husband, asking him to “fix” what is clearly a pretty dead and smothered piece of roadkill, and makes it clear that she is projecting some sort of past trauma, onto the bloodied raccoon spike-pelt that she calls “Ginger”. This whole bizzarre set up is to basically show that even”dead” the pelt still moves and attacks, and that this chick has a drug problem. (Because of course she does.) Again, I feel like it might have been more effective to have put a spike filled human leg or something in the road.  At this point I am sort of ok with literally everyone in this movie dying and becoming splinter creatures. 

Anyhow, the junkie girl friend is desperately trying to get into the bathroom at the Sherman, to do her drugs.  The one thing I will admit this movie WON on, is the first impression of the Splinter-Zombie, which begs her “Kill me”:

The fact that this guy locked himself in the bathroom, and unlike other Zombies, is still concious enough to beg for death, tells a horrifying story without laying it out for the viewer. The mind fills in the blanks about how horrifying it must be to be in this condition, still be aware, and be unable to control your body. What makes it more cringe-inducing is the fact that Gas station guy also has a broken to all hell ankle he gets up and walks on. The awesomeness basically ends here.  Girlfriend runs over to tell everyone she found a Splinter Zombie in the ladies room, and unlike pretty much every human being ever, just stands there waiting for it to attack while she convinces her boyfriend it’s there... instead of, you know, running into the car or gas station (where a phone presumably would be) and barring them all in. So of course she dies. Being a complete fuckwit, that just watched his girlfriend attacked by some sort of spike-zombie, the first thing that convict does, is RIP THE FUCKING PHONE OFF THE WALL.  I don’t care if he is an escaped convict, chances are a horrifying monster and a dead girlfriend means more than another stay in jail.  In true zombie fashion, girlfriend “comes back to life” and Convict rushes out to get her, telling the couple to stay in and lock the door, and unlock it when he gets her.  The wife is all “screw you” and keeps it locked, while the husband wimps out and unlocks it, just in time for the girl friend to reach up and grab Convicts leg, which makes him scream for some reason like he is being murdered, even though he should have expected it, if she was alive. In some way that would never be even remotely possible in real life, in shutting the door, three of the girlfriends fingers come off, which become sentient. As wimpy as the boyfriend is, he seems to have no problem kneeling down in front of fingers that are moving by themselves, and announcing “it’s going for the blood”.

I guess the effects budget was eaten up by sentient fingers, hence the raccoon pelt? After this ridiculous bullshit, the Girlfriend-zombie starts bashing herself against the window, which is terrifying, and had the ability to be really terrifying...except for the ridiculous cicada like noises she is making... something neither the gas station dude or the Raccoon pelt did. What would have made it BETTER, was if she begged for someone to kill her, or instead of those stupid noises, screamed horribly as she bashed her face against the glass. So many missed opportunities.

The three realize they need to escape... and for some reason the back door requires a “back door key”. Now I understand if you wanted to get IN The door... but not if you wanted to GET OUT of the door...   Eventually a cop shows up... ALONE despite the fact that there is an escaped convict that all of the cops in the area are looking for, and she decides to confront Convict through the glass of the Gas Station, even though she can’t see his hands, and it’s clear that he has hostages... and doesn’t seem to see the bloody mess by the window until she agrees to go call the whole thing in. This entire scene makes no sense, other than to add the totally typical “oh here’s a savior! Wait, no!... oh but they left behind a car/gun/means of communication!” (It should also be noted here that Convict and Wife can change tires, knows how to jimmy doors, and Husband is a nerd... but can’t duct tape the phone wires back together and make a call.)

In a real world, the place would be surrounded by cops once this woman failed to check in on occasion, but whatever.  The next brilliant plan that Convict comes up with... is setting the WOODS ON FIRE. Hopefully that is just an effect of the infection that is spreading through his body where he was stabbed in the finger.  Good lord. I hope they all die. For realz. What they end up doing is hooking the police woman’s radio, and bringing it to them. Of course, the zombie Girlfriend stops them in the middle of it, even though it’s hard to think that a parasite would be interested in what is going on, if it doesn’t involve human flesh or blood. In the meantime, the zombie Girlfriend manages to leave her severed hand and arm on the inside of the store, buy reaching into a service window slot... and somehow it severs? I dunno, I’d think human bone couldn’t just break like that... but MOVIE I suppose. What ensues is a HILARIOUSLY GOOFY scene where the couple holds this hand back, that is somehow flinging itself at them, by using some shelving. They act as if the hand is some sort of large, rabid dog... when it’s about 3lbs of hand meat.  The Convict states that they shouldn’t get stabbed... meanwhile it’s the perfect scenario for the TO get stabbed.... but THAT doesn’t happen. Look at this stupid shit:

They end up locking themselves in a freezer or something, which despite the power still being on, isn’t cold. The Husband mouths something about them “moving on instinct” in a pretty bland voice, and Convict finally starts to turn into one of the creatures. For some reason it’s decided, NOW to cut Convicts arm off. Despite the fact that we have seen the spikes grow out several inches, the Wife uses a blanket to grip the Zombie arm, while Husband uses a box cutter to start severing the arm.  The Wife comforts Convict, who seems borderline conscious, by saying “it’s ok we are just cutting off your arm!” 

Somehow they actually accomplish the task. I didn’t know you could slice thick arm bone with a box cutter, but here we are. They leave the refrigerator, and realize that the things are attracted by heat. They opt to lower Husband’s body temperature, in a bid to get him out into the cop’s car, and radio for help, and bring the car around.... even though you would think that when she didn’t show up for shift-change or check in, someone would get worried.

When he gets to the car... OH NOOOOES!! The radio doesn’t work! In order to save Husband, Convict and Wife hide in the fridge after letting Girlfriend-Zombie into the Gas station. Brilliant, since the had no idea that Husband would show up randomly with a shot gun, and start firing.  This doesn’t seem to do much, until the hand jumps and lands miraculously into the fire, and instantly stops moving, leading Husband to assume all they need to do was to get the rest of GF-Zombie into it as well.  Now, we just covered that they are attracted to heat, and one would think that they would walk into it all by themselves... but MOVIE. In another absolutely STUPID scene, the shotgun is given to Convict, who if you remember has ONE ARM. In pure.... but MOVIE... fashion, Convict shoots a ONE HANDED shell into the gas pump, just in time to set Girlfriend-mutation-Zombie/ Silent Hill Boss on fire.

Just FYI, for you non-gun folk, shotguns of ALL KINDS have pretty hefty kick back, and tend to be pretty heavy. The idea that a man who just had his arm cut off, could one hand a shot gun...  .....sigh.

Convict finally succumbs to the parasite (sorry we cut off your arm there brah!) and hands the couple a key, telling them to go to the bank and give everything inside to.... oh what was it? His daughter?  I dunno, this movie got boring really fast. 

Of course, the Gas Station erupts into a huge ball of flame... because it HAS TO according to all movies like it, and the couple goes walking down the street, leaning on each other. Yay! But it’s over.....right? RIGHT?

DAMN YOU RACCOON PELT! DAMN YOU!

In closing, this movie had a LOT that it could have offered, had it been done right. The few... or should I say two glimmering bits of awesomeness, were nothing in comparison to the load of this this movie is. It’s almost lazy.