#nemo plz i need to know

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Is anyone else playing "find the anarchist" with trice forgotten? Like, I found the monarchists, now where are my peeps.

[drysdaleknieslee]

I'm backkk (Nemo anon.) THIS IS THE LAST ONE I PROMISE🤞. But could we get a smut with just a lot of praise plz??

You got it! You can request as much as you want for our Nemo. I'm sorry this took so long but I don't have any homework left so I'm free to get these done.

This one is shorter than the others (I'm sorry) because it's late but I hope it still satisfies your request.

I hope you enjoy!

It's after the series and the Devils just won against the Flyers and excitement is in the air.

You and all the other devils wags take group pictures and enjoy the festivities with the guys and other celebrity guests. Seeing Simon happy with his teammates and how the ladies have embraced you made you never want this moment to end for you or him.

But, as the night went on, everyone slowly started to make their way home, leaving the arena. You bid your goodbyes, you guys get in Simon's car and head to his apartment.

"I am so proud of you, i hope you know that." I say ruffling his hair, eliciting a giggle from him.

"Thank you my love, I'm glad you were hear to experience it with me" he says as he places his hand on your kneecap.

He still had a bid of black paint on his cheek that probably didn't wash off well. Remembering how he looked in his gear with the paint honestly did something to you. He was handsome, no denying, but you really wanted to show him how proud you really were of him when you two got home.

After getting to the apartment, you both headed to your shared bedroom and started to get ready for bed, but you had other plans.

"Wait out here for me, Ok Nemo?" "Why what's wrong?"

"Nothing, I just have a prize for you winning the stadium series." He cocks his head to the side while sitting on the bed to take his shoes off. "The team won, not just me." "I know, but I want to show you how proud I am of you."

With that, you went into the bathroom and left him slightly curious as to what you meant.

You had bought a set a couple of weeks ago and didn't have a reason to wear it till now. It was red, fitting for the occasion, and was more revealing than what you usually wear for him but your feeling generous.

You look yourself over one last time before officially revealing yourself.

"Ok, Nemo, you ready?" "Ready as I'll ever be depending on what's on the other side of that door." You open the bathroom door and reveal yourself and the look on his face when from startled to hunger within two seconds. Almost primal.

He gets up slowly and stalks towards you, like a lion on an impala, and circles you. His eyes lingering on your chest and ass longer than usual.

"And what is this for?" he says huskily.

"Your gift, for playing so well tonight."

He stops in front of you and traces his finger from your waist up and over your nipple, sending a shiver down your spine.

"How many more of these do you have?"

"A few." "So you won't mind if I rip this one." He said it as a statement rather than a question. After he said that he lifts me up unexpectedly and puts me on the bed, making me giggle.

"You always manage to look so pretty for me. Even when your not really trying." he says towering over me.

"I'm supposed to be praising you Simon." "You can praise me when I make you come." he says darkly before focusing his attention on the part of me that needs him most.

He doesn't even move the fabric aside. He actually rips it, releasing a yelp from me. He mumbled, "I'll buy you a new one." before attaching his mouth to my mound. Your back arches and he puts his hand on your stomach to keep you from squirming.

He's doing kittle licks across your clit to tease you before licking a stripe right at your entrance. The heat in your stomach starts to build right when he adds in two digits and curls them upward releasing a moan from you.

"That's right pretty girl, just like that. You sound so pretty."

Your gripping at this point from the pleasure he's bringing you.

"I feel you clenching. Let go pretty girl, you earned it." After that he gives a suck to your clit and added a third digit and you hit your climax so hard and fast. All you see is white for a second before you came down from your high.

"Did you just squirt?" he said lifting his head to see your sheen release on his nose all the way to his chin.

"I...think.. so?"

"Let's do that again."

[needs-to-stop-looking-at-valves]

Could we get some headcanons of what it’ll be like to date one of the recruits from rescue bots academy? (Both NSFW and SFW plz or not, it’s fine-)

Let's do SFW. I personally take them as being young adults, but some people don't, so imma just do SFW in this particular ask. You want NSFW, wait till my requests open again to ask for specifically that. Now, let's go!

Wedge!!;

Wedge doesn't ask you out straight up. It's a LOT of snarky banter beforehand, so asking you on dates is actually more implied.

He loves taking you to carnivals and stuff. Stuffed animals, dumb rides-he's 'Mr. Perfect' when you first meet him, but he's not as serious as he comes off.

If you take him to places that involve rides, you will have to hold his hand. It's the only way he can make it through it. And please don't poke fun of him, a decepticon afraid of heights is something that's a sore spot for him.

Doesn't let you carry anything after a day of shopping. He's big strong, and loves to prove it to you. It's almost annoying, but he's cute, so.

He's constantly asking if you wanna build stuff with him. Diagrams, models, all sorts of things that involve you spending a LOT of time with him, and occasionally hand touching.

Don't ask him to pay for things. Not because he can't afford it, my guy just can't fucking math.

Dude LOVES taking you to races. If it goes fast, he's interested. Be prepared to have Hot Shot join tbh, he loves it too.

Honestly you're gonna date Hot Shot too, they're a package deal.

He's not LEGENDERY in his kisses, but he's honest and sweet about it. Likes to hold your face during.

Hot Shot!!;

Awkward. So awkward. Has no clue what he's doing. Seriously, you will have to ask him out, else he's gonna kill himself doing a stunt to impress you. It's cute though, you can tell he's eager.

He wants to impress you like Wedge. Only, he takes it too far, and only does what he KNOWS he's good at, so you'll be impressed by him. His cube skills are great, but it really comes off as self absorbed. Once he realizes you like him though, he's more open for casual dating, liking walks in the park and shit.

Tries so hard to sweep you off your feet. Lots of nicknames that sound awkward coming from him-he'll get the hang of it, eventually. Bear with him, he's still trying to wrap his head around his feelings.

Claims to be a kiss king. Doesn't know what the shit he's doing. He'll learn though, he picks up fast. He'll get so excited though- expect accidental headbutts.

Hoist!!;

Definitely asks for a first date by handing you a note during class. Is a little bit shy, so the classic 'do you like me?' Line is up his alley.

He's very eager to fix things. Things you broke, your sour mood-he's a problem solver for the most part. So much so, you gotta remind him to take breaks, and to be open when he needs help too.

Dates with him include petting zoos, definitely. He likes petting animals with you, and also likes coming up with the best names. Winner gets a kiss. Loser also gets a kiss. It's a fun game.

He'd fight you on it, at least a little bit, but he'd love a good nap and a cuddle sometimes. He's a GREAT cuddle buddy. Mumbles in his sleep, and occasionally sleep walks.

Please take him clothes shopping. He'll wear anything you wanna put on him- especially hats. Oh my god he fucking loves hats.

Is nervous about asking for kisses. You kinda gotta get him out of his shell a bit, but once he's out, he's eager to experiment. Be warned though, he gets distracted easily after, so try not to do it during lab time.

Whirl!!;

Very straight forward, she just eagerly asks if you wanna go on a date. She REALLY hypes it up- even if she thinks a date night is studying police codes.

For actual dates-take the bitch to the aquarium. Seriously, this bitch fucking loves fish. She can name so many of them, you'd think she has a water alt mode. Is also down for watching finding Nemo or any movie with fish. She can absolutely speak whale, just like dory.

Asks lots of questions, sometimes out of nowhere. She just genuinely thinks someone she's dating is so smart, so who better to ask? It's a bit annoying, but she's cute, so.

Will never NOT be excited to hang out with you. Even if you just wanna read a book with her, she drops everything to do it with you.

Expect Chase to third wheel your dates. Not because he's protective- she genuinely wants you to see how cool Chase is. It's cute, until Chase tries to give you a ticket when you try to kiss her.

Speaking of kisses, she's SO enthusiastic! Kisses you out of nowhere, multiple times throughout the day. On your cheek, on your forehead, on your lips. All little pecks. When you give her an actual kiss, she gets all giggly and excited- her rotary blades will spin (speaking of Blades, Blades totally wingmans for you guys. His inner shipper).

Medix!!;

Will not ask you out. Not because of pride or anything like that, he just doesn't see dating as his main focus in life. You'd have to ask him. A...few times. Whenever he's not busy in the medical bay. It comes off as dick ish, but my guy is really just a busy bee.

Dates with him are usually indoor stuff. If he trusts you, he let's you help him in the medical bay, and if you REALLY wanna make him swoon- alphabetize some of his files. Hot.

Doesn't like surprises. Especially confetti related surprises. He's not romantic, but he's practical in a relationship, so he'll be honest and up front about things. While he won't sweep you off your feet, he will know your needs, your wants, your habits. Don't be surprised when he leaves you your favorite snacks at your work station, alongside a little sticker.

Whenever you guys DO go out for dates, it's to listen to music. Seriously, this dude is predictable everywhere else, but once he listens to a sick beat? Dude vibes so fucking hard, it's kinda incredible. He gets his dance skills from Ratchet.

Speaking of Ratchet, he is SUCH a protective uncle. You better bring his nephew home at a reasonable hour. Gives you both a lesson about the bots and the bees. He has a powerpoint presentation ready.

Don't kiss him without permission. If you try to surprise kiss him, he will spray you like you're a feral cat. Don't. Just don't. He doesn't like being touched without permission, at ALL. When he does kiss though, he's actually like. REALLY fucking good at it. Like you'd think it'd be cute, maybe awkward. Lowkey my guy is the best kisser of the bunch, first time leaves your head spinning. It's a medic thing.

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Some BNHA Headcanons I Like

A/N: I just really like the concept of all these. Don’t @ me. - Nemo

Listening to: ‘Never Gonna Give You Up’ by Rick Astley (Vapour wave) 

Masterlist

Bakugou's quirk makes him go deaf. No full 'deaf' deaf, cause he can use hearing aids, but enough that he needs sign language and how to read lips if he doesn't have his aids in. 

(Personally I think that'll help his temper too, and he learns to be more patient because of it.)

Iida is the UA 'bad boy', while Bakugou is the 'nerd'. Their appearances and surface personalities say otherwise, but deadass when you dig deeper that is actually what each of them are. 

Todoroki and Uraraka become BFF's. Todoroki adores spoiling her at the expense of Endeavour's credit cards. Yes, multiple cards. 

Uraraka is a Buff Pro-Hero. She bulks up, and goddamn she just looks even better. Like she goes from uwu child to bruh woman in the span of a few more years. 

Aizawa is a dad. Not biologically, but he just pulls a Bruce Wanye on all these trauma-filled UA kids and so far no one's stopping him. Hizashi co-dad's - only because we all know Aizawa isn't as organized as some think he is. 

Toshinori and Inko get together. They get married. All Might is officially Midoriya's dad now. Izuku wept at the wedding, and Toshi had a handkerchief to his mouth for over half the day to avoid spewing blood everywhere. 

But Toshi and Inko are just really cute too anyways, so let's be real - I'd be crying many, many, many happy tears for them both at the wedding too.

Mineta get's replaced by Shinso in Class 1-A. Peridot. 

Enji Todoroki divorces Rei. She gets to live happily for once, and Enji finally starts pulling himself together enough to not traumatize his kids anymore then they already are. 

Fatgum is basically a dad to Kirishima and Amajiki. Feeds them. Keeps them safe. Protects them. The works. It's great. Taishiro is a 10/10 dad. 

Kirishima does the same as Uraraka and just - he's so big as a Pro-Hero. Like here's Deku, and Dynamite - both guys around the general six-foot mark, so 'tall' on average - and RED RIOT COMES OVER AND JUST - oml - all either of them can see are his tanned pecks or smthn. Talk about a late growth spurt.

Kiri also stops dying his hair red. Sometimes he does just for kicks or a blast from the past, but overall he's got luscious raven locks. 

Hawks give a feather to people he cares about. That way he can make sure they're safe, or help them out when they're in trouble. Yes I went there. 

Mina changes her Hero name from 'Pinky' to 'Alien Queen'. It suits her better, and it turns out the kiddos love the name. She's a favourite among the youth. No further questions asked about this plz.

Twice and Toga get along really well. They chill out on one of their couches every night and watch movies, do face masks, or something else that classes as 'bonding'. Twice is actually rather protective of her after a while.

Toshinori get's a little jealous over Aizawa. They're both low-key dad-rivals. Toshinori only has Midoriya, and maybe Bakugou, but Aizawa has Shinsou, and Eri, and because of Eri he has Mirio, and occasionally steals Midoriya too. Taishiro isn't a rival to either of them. Dunno why. He's just too nice to be seen as one. 

The girls of class 1-A are still friends as pro's. Tsuyu, Momo, Mina, Uraraka, Jiro, and Toru. They go on group dates. It can range from getting their nails done to visiting a paintball range. It's great.

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JC Caylen Imagine: “Don’t Be Sorry”

Today's has been a pretty eventful day to say the least. While my boyfriend JC was out with some old friends who came into town to visit him, me and my dad got into a fight... again.

But the thing that hurts the most is not only is this the 4th time in a row he's been caught, but I'm the one that keeps witnessed it. Your probably wonder "the 4th time? Why do you keep falling for his bullshit?"

Welp. He's my dad. I'm not just gonna give up on him completely. When we would catch him doing something he would let fake tears fall from his eyes as he was apologizing to us and we would forgive him.

And then we'd catch him again, he'd apologize, we'd forgive him. It was an endless cycle. But this time I knew I can't get my hopes up to high anymore.

My mom always told me it takes years to build trust and seconds to destroy it. I felt that. He didn't only ruin my trust with him, but my trust with everyone else. I let everything that happened get to my head and now I have major trust issues. With the exception of one person.

JC Caylen

Before i met JC my life was pretty miserable. I lived in Florida with my mom and my older sister. After my mom and dad got divorced, my family slowly started going down hill.

My dad was barely in the picture due to his constant sneaking around as he was hooking up with random people and getting drunk and being so lazy that he never even bothered covering his tracks, allowing us to discover his dirty little secrets for ourselves.

My poor brother was clueless. Had no idea what his own father was doing behind his back and we didn't bother telling him because 1.) he was a very sensitive boy at the time and 2.) he looked to my dad for everything. My dad was his role model.

After awhile of all of this, my sister was diagnosed with depression. Not too severe but even the smallest bit can make you feel like shit. And as for me, I struggled with self love. Because I didn't really have a good male figure on my life I looked to guys for verification.

But after i spent a week with him and the rest of the O2l house at Vidcon i felt like my life was finally picking up. Fast forward a couple years and my sisters depression is gone, my brother grew up to be an amazing dad of 2 kids, and as for me, i stopped looking for verification in guys and me and JC started dating.

We've been dating for 2 years now and he has been nothing but amazing. I love him so much and I know he loves me. Ever since we've started dating people have been telling me they've never seen me so happy before or they've never seen me smile or laugh that much before.

I just wished he was here to comfort me right now. I haven't told him what happened yet. I didn't wanna ruin his day. He was hanging out with some old friends of his who flew down to visit him.

I wasn't gonna burden him with my stupid family issues while he was out with his friends. I turned on a random disney movie and began to watch as I continued to cry at random times when the old memories would pop up in my mind.

I would squeeze my eyes shut and burry my head in my pillow trying to make them stop but they never went away, no matter how hard i tried. Eventually I decided enough was enough. I just couldn't take it anymore. I had to call JC. I grabbed the phone and went to his name in my contacts. I dried my tears and took a few deep breaths to stop myself from crying so he wouldn't notice and be too worried.

After attempting to recollect myself, i pressed call, holding the phone up to my ear as i heard it ring. A few seconds later the line picked up and i heard his sweet voice on the other end.

"What's up baby." JC said in a super deep voice cause you to giggle only slightly.

"Hey JC. Um, I was just wondering when you were gonna be home?"

"Is my girl missing me already?"

"What do mean already you've been gone for hourrrrsssss." She groaned causing him to chuckle.

"I know baby I'm sorry. I'll actually be home soon."

I sighed with relief before responding, "Thank god!"

"Is everything ok (y/n)?"

Shit. Don't cry don't cry don't cry don't cry.

She sniffles a little and swallowed hard.

"Y-ya baby why do you ask?" My breath was uneven and he could tell.

"No no. Your not ok. I'm coming over right now."

Don't mess this up (y/n) he's having fun. Don't ruin his day.

"JC it's fine. I'm gonna be ok. Just go hang out with your friends. Have fun!"

"Gonna be?!"

I pulled back and cringed at my own words. Shouldn't have said that.

"Gonna be ok??? (y/n) what happened???" JC exclaimed again. She sighed and rubbed her forehead.

"JC I'm-"

Tell him your fine. He's with his friends. He doesn't need this right now.

Tell him what you tell everyone else in your life. Your fine.

"It's my dad again." I said with tears in my eyes.

What the fuck (y/n)! How could you?!

He can tell by my voice I was crying.

"Fuck. Baby I'm coming over right now." He side sternly. Was he mad?

"N-no JC it's ok really I-"

"No! (y/n) it's not ok! Baby he's put you through so much shit and I'm tired of it! You don't deserve that! You nor your family!" He began to shout a little and it caused her to cry harder. Not because I'm scared of him. But because he cared so much and that meant the world to her. He's the only one who gets it.

He did a deep sigh and you already knew he was running his hands through his hair and pacing, something he did when he was stressed, nervous, or in this case pissed off.

"I'm coming over. I'll be there in a few just hang on ok?"

At first no words were spoken. She didn't want to agree because she still felt bad about burdening him with it. But she was going to lose her fucking mind if he wasn't holding her ASAP so she finally spoke a barely audible "ok".

Immediately the phone call was ended. (y/n)'s phone slid out of her hand and onto the floor. She sat there curled up on her bed for awhile, staring blankly at the floor as her head was leaned on the head rest.

The thoughts and images filled her head again and she began to cry and cry and cry. "Go away." She whispered with quivering lips. "Go away!"

Not too long after the phone call she heard keys rattling as whoever was on the other side, who she assumed was JC, tried to open the door. She then heard footsteps quickly going up the stairs.

Her teary eyes slowly looked up to the door and saw the door knob slowly being turned, then the door opened revealing her boyfriend. In her mind she was smiling, finally being able to see him, but on the outside she unintentionally showed the opposite.

They made eye contact and (y/n) saw the sympathetic look on JC's face. She hated it when people would look at her like that and he knew it. He just couldn't help it. It makes her feel weak and helpless even tho those are the exact words that describe her in this moment.

When she saw the look on his face she quickly looked away, turning her head to the side and squeezed her eyes shut as more tears slipped down her cheeks, slightly embarrassed by her fragile appearance.

She felt the bed beside her dip down meaning JC was now sitting next to her on the bed.

"Baby..."

JC gently touched her chin and moved it to where her eyes had nowhere else to look but his.

"I... I am so sorry."

After looking into his beautiful brown eyes, (y/n) finally gave in and buried her face in his shoulder as she sat in his lap in a straddle like position.

Her arms were tightly wrapped around his neck and the more she cried the tighter she would hold on. In return JC would squeeze her back, both arms wrapped around her waist. He then began to run his hand through her hair and draw small circles on her back in a soothing motion.

JC continued to whisper little nothings in her ear as she gripped his shirt that was soaked with her tears.

"You don't deserve this."

"None of this is your fault."

"You're an amazing girl."

"You're my amazing girl."

After a few minutes or so of them sitting in silence, JC asked her if she wanted to lay down and cuddle while they watched a movie. (y/n) could only nod her head as they repositioned themselves to where she was laying on JC's stomach with her face still buried in his chest. He put on her favorite Disney movie "Finding Nemo" hoping it would encourage her to lift her head and hopefully help calm her.

When she heard the music play softly from the TV she slowly and hesitantly lifted her head from JC's chest as she positioned her head to where she could see the movie displayed on the large screen. JC smiled at her and kissed the top of her head. Occasionally throughout the movie he would rub her back soothingly, play with her hair, and give her kisses on the top of her head or forehead, causing (y/n) to smile slightly.

"Thank you... Seriously," (y/n) said quietly. He was surprised at first, judging by the fact that neither of them have said a word to each other for about an hour (not in a rude way of course but because there was no need for words. They just needed time to think and relax). "No problem, baby. I love you so so much."

(y/n) look up at him, resting her chin on his chest. He noticed how the red puffiness in her eyes went down and there was not a tear in sight, causing his heart to warm and a smile to make its way across his face. "I love you too." They shared a short but sweet kiss and went to sleep cuddled up in their bed as "Finding Nemo" continued to play and lull them into a deep and peaceful sleep.

ngl I hate writing sad stuff (unless y’all request it obvi) but I got this idea and couldn’t get it out of my head so you’re welcome. If you have any requests and/or feedback let me know plz! Love y'all💋                                                                                                                                 ~Kbug :)

[readerinsertfanfiction]

NEMO😆😆! i hope im not too late! This feels like a bargain bin sale for the last of the bois🥺🥺😱😱hehehe ikevamp + Theo's scarf (honestly coming up with an item on the spot is hard)= plz plz plz dice dont fail me ❤❤❤❤❤ love ya lots nemo!🌻

YOU GUYS ARE CERTAINLY ACTING LIKE IT! Don’t worry, it makes me laugh, a lot. lolololol 

If only you had patience Zeta, then you would have known you had gotten Theo long ago without the need of ruining your own chances further. 

A/N: Last one for today! I’m so sorry for the spam (no, I’m not actually) but I’m trying really hard to get all of the remaining MiH events out before the weekend is over. 😂😂😂

Fandom: Ikemen Vampire

Item: Theo’s Scarf

Event Explanation

The moment you pulled the long printed fabric out the item was snatched from your hands, a scowl on the face of a certain Dutchman to whom it had belonged.

“Okay, who did this?” Theo asked the rest, clearly not pleased at the way his scarf had been thrown in there, “I already had my turn, so this is obviously someone else's,” the man continued, eyes roaming over the room as it landed on Arthur.

To this another chuckle came, another author enjoying the chaos as he nudged a figure next to him that was eager to cringe away, “come now Ai-kun. Theo won’t eat you,” Dazai spoke with a laugh, and it was then that everyone knew the true culprit of it all.

“I— I said I’m not participating!” the man exclaims firmly, a blush dusting his cheeks as he tries to avoid all eye contact. “I didn’t put that in there either,” Isaac continues, blinking rapidly as he tries to think of all the reasons why he was not to enter the closet.

It didn’t matter, however. In joint effort both Arthur and Dazai had managed to wrangle Isaac into the closet, with you following soon after, a little pouty because of his firm rejection at the game.

“Argh,” the man groans to himself, seemingly frustrated, “I’m sorry you have to be stuck with me,” he continues, having lost his stammer now that there are no eyes on him anymore. The shared inability to see in the dark helped and Isaac seemed to grow at ease.

“Anyway, let’s just get this over with. Seven minutes shouldn’t be all too bad,” the man continues to ramble as he tries to fill up the silence. It gave away his location as you quickly headed for the corner in which the genius scholar was huddled away, your arms caging in the man who didn’t know how to stop speaking.

“Isaac,” you interrupted, careful not to be too forceful when you press into him, “I’m glad that it was you,” you firmly announce before you dropped your arms, deciding that the man needed some room before he had an aneurysm.

The firm grip on your arms startled you as you fell forward at the sharp tug, Isaac catching you in his arms before you looked right into shy pink eyes, anxiety and bashfulness mixing in with determination.

“Then…” Isaac pauses as he holds you closer, his voice dropping, “don’t mind if I stop holding back,” he whispers and for once the usually meek man took the lead inside of the closet.

[anestheticrage]

Be me: Japanese honor student🎓, 15, with half a brain and even less of a plan. Hunting bitches by day and witches by night. Livin that dank only child✌️ life while mom n dad yeet all over the globe, leavin me plenty of time to forget not to make 2 lunches for myself #quirky 😜

no time for socialization or basic electronics skills ???📱??? when your best friends are an alien demon rabbit🐰👽 and the inexplicable Hole ™ in your brain. lmao, btw did i mention im ✨M✨A✨G✨I✨C✨A✨L✨

dreamin bout my 2D waifus again when familiar pink haired cancer patient dances through my brain passin out fliers: Kamihama Meguca Dating Service: Sponsored by Cult of the Magius. 250 stones per session 🤔

seems legit, Mr. Moneybags. wasn't spending my unwieldy sack of gemstones on anything else anyway. lets pull 💎💎💎

first up we have Redhead Radagast and her plethora of plants. 🌿☺️🦎

anndd, nearly dies immediately. 

well not off to a great start but i guess shes pretty cute at lea- oh FUCK its her girlfriend, Tsundere Poseidon😒🔱💦, and their exasperated, straight and single Sword Mom 😔🗡️🔥. fml gonna have to save up for the next pull. might as well play a few rounds with what i got tho. 

get in some good girl talk about things like school, color coded hair styles, body count, permanent soul damage, and our personal demon pacts. ya know, the usual 😚 . realize my dark backstory seems to be missing, so the girls take me to Ketchup Queen Sappho 🍅🥧 (wtf?) to molest my glowy egg stone. whatevs, more action than ive had since Kuroe 🖤 got added to the story anyway

the gang agrees it's time to hunt down the cutest rabbit pimp 🕶️🐇💵 in the city. >> say 🎵mukyuuu🎵 one more time and ill hug you so hard my backstory will pop right out, you adorable fluffy bastard. plz be my new best friend 💕

Form brand new friendship pact with Kyubae, and remember that my lil Sis 🐥 was always the best wingman for pickin up magic chicks, and kept her side of the room so spotless i forgot she existed. whoops 乁༼☯‿☯✿༽ㄏ Maybe if I find her i can stop paying these exorbitant pull fees.📵💎

speaking of which: hot damn this week's featured bachelorette is a 19 year old model and magical detective🔎 with massive levels of PTSD and self loathing 🥵💙��� more likely to stab you or dramatically jump off a rooftoop than utter a single positive comment. wow, maybe i really COULD find true love…

... if i had MORE THAN A 1% FUCKING DRAW CHANCE. 😡 smh

hard to make much progress finding sis or winning the broken heart of a hard boiled detective amidst the never ending lover's quarrel of the Trident Vine Lesbians. 💔 Sword Mom tells them if they don't behave a monster will take them away. LOL classic mom 🤣

>>>HOLY FUCK IT DID

declare all-out war on urban legends, starting with staircases ⚔️ to reunite the dysfunctional trio, and hope that I net a way better lineup with the next 10x pull. at least sad sleuth lady came to help out. they say combat is the best way to bond wi-   and there she goes off the rooftop again 🙄 fml

alright that got way off track, we need a fresh start, away from all the loli drama. how bout a little B&E🔓🔨🤷🏻‍♀️ at the local house of worship to clear my head. ahh nothing like the unanswered prayers of the masses to get you in the mood for another wasted pull, and the 🔥 MIGHTIEST 🔥 headache you could ask for with a side of Double Cooked Pork 🐖🍜 (meh 5/10🧾)

venture forth into the spiritual unknown with your new human flamethrower🔥🌻🧡 and ask your favorite private eye to please, for the love of Eve, trade Meguca accounts with me~~~ Head through the eastern spirit portal to meet up with hologram propaganda sis and detective crush's evil ex, who joined a dating-app cult (#fuck) and also turned into the moon?🌕?(that's rough buddy)

get ambushed by Acid Horse on Wheels 🌈🐴 and vomit up my soul so hard that its time for a crossover episode. T U R F F F   W A R R R *que operatic harmonies* 💛 Blondie with the hair drills and enough attitude and guns to fill up a noble phantasm tries to ban my account permanently, but PI heartthrob denies her admin privileges. aww babe i didn't know you cared. 😭♥️

get kidnapped by my new true love and go back to her place 😏  defs enough empty rooms to house five emotionally traumatized girls and at least two ghosts hehehe👻 XD 💚🃏💜🎸 decide to form the anti-gossip brigade and recruit my blazing sunflower after getting ambushed by the witch living in my fruit loops🥣

❌outvoted 2:1 that cults are bad. mf. fiinneee one last pull to round out the team and then I'll delete the app. cmonnn Karin 🎃~

OH HELL YEAH TWO FOR ONE.

Always wanted a daughter 💜🔨🐄 with a penchant for pissing off the local Martial Arts & Books Club and drinking suspicious liquids offered by total strangers. Well if it's good enough for her AND the sexy mayadere with enough game to seduce a mermaid, might as well get in on that myself. 

#curseddrank 🤢 0/24 would not recommend to a friend, 'cept maybe Ria

win alot of cash 🤑, blow up a fountain, meet the pied piper²🎶🖕, moon cult, monochrome feathers, something about liberation✊🏻; adopt temper tantrum cow girl. aces 💜🥩

Next up!!! skydiving with DJ Hammer! Jump to apparently-not-certain death after suicidal A.I. 💚💾🗼 tells you to rescue her hostage before they run out of Radiohead albums and have to move on to Thom Yorke's solo discography. save the invisible shield kitten 💚👑😿 from happiness and get chased through the internet by the sexiest homicidal Paint Pallette 💚🎨😈 since Caravaggio. (apparently green is the color of the digital apocalypse. i’m deleting Kako from my friend's list)

that’s it, fuck this app. 250 stones 💎 per-life-threatening-experience is more than i’m willing to deal with 😓 don’t wanna mess with the perfect nuclear family anyway. we've already got: 

✔️the two emotionally traumatized moms with memory and commitment issues

✔️the adhd daughter with anger management problems and a giant hammer

✔️the psychologically abused scizophrenic cat

✔️and the eccentric aunt with crippling anxiety

#squadgoals

now that were done hoarding bitches, its time to hunt the witches. and the bitches makin the witches. btw did i mention the witches ARE the bitches! AND WERE ALL GOING TO DIE!? 📽️⁉️💀 wait fuck lets back up a second

This is Nemo📕 and Token🧪 and they have all the answers but prefer if you only ask vague questions in exchange for vague responses so they can fill in the rest by discussing their superior intellect 🧠 at length. not to mention they built that dating app, so of course everyone in my harem decides to be a FUCKING. TRAITOR.🤬

cept waifu prime ofc 🥰💙. [PTSD > brainwashing] 'yOu CaN bE tHe LeAdEr NoW'. i have been from the very beginning you traumatized Hinedere nightmare. maybe if you weren't so caught up collecting surrogate daughters you would've noticed IM👏THE👏ONLY👏 ONE👏PROGRESSING👏THE FUCKING👏PLOT✨

rescue the rest of dysfunctional found-family™ from selves before my adorable firebender burns down Disnihama🎡🔥😱 during her weekly anxiety attack. (love the makeover T B H) 

CHAPTER 8: Magical Girl Massacre🩸🗡️

   - everyone has like, the shittiest day ever

   - the new Pope really needs to be extradited from the church

   - make friends with a really pretty tree 🌺🌲✨

i swear, if i don't finish this god damn story in time to get that free pull im gonna beat the shit out of every mirror i find in that giant mansion that i haven't even had any time to even mention yet. 🖕🏚️ let alone EVERYTHING happening with the prequel [fuck you, I'm the star] girls 💗💜💙💛❤️️ and their multidimensional melodrama. We don't need that many repetitive af episodes to emphasize that Homo-ra is a shitty person. we've all seen Rebellion. 🙄

NO, I DONT CARE IF YOU WANT SAPPHO'S BACKSTORY, I ONLY HAVE 79 STONES LEFT AND IF YACHAN FINDS OUT I HAVEN'T DELETED THE APP YET IM GONNA HAVE TO GO SLEEP IN WITH SANA 😭💎💸😠

uhhhggggg where were we… Topple a cult and burn down Hotel Denoument only to realize that Sis was fused with the dating app servers this entire madokafuckin time (told ya she was the best wingman 😊). 

Dilemma: Sis =🥚, Triumvirate of Trouble want 🐣. What do? vote now:

Help Hatch - IIIIIII

Not Do That - IIIII

What The Actual Fuck Is Going On - IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Lets just fight everyone until something good happens.

🔥🔫🔥🗡️🔥😱🔥🌆🔥😱🔥🛡️🔥💣🔥

Kill (???) the artist-in-chief of the italian reindeer murder police after teaching her the true meaning of Christmas 🎄 hatch 🐣lil Sis and realize she WAS your wingman all along🐰 MUKYUUUU! we're just gonna ignore how much trouble it would have saved if you'd just mentioned that. "yOu DiDnT aSk..." 

FUCK YOU SPACE BITCH. ONCE AN INCUBATOR ALWAYS AN INCUBATOR 🖕🐇🔪

anywho, somewhere along the lines we of course summoned the Antichrist ⚙️ because why not raise the stakes to max and still not kill off a single character. Madofuckinkami, can we PLEASE wrap this up. 😩💤

feathers (not the culty kind, tfm) rain from the sky, and the power of friendship and not having the Urobutcher 🔪🩸as a lead writer saves our peacefully sectioned off alternate reality 😇

TL:DR fuck cults, real life waifus DO exist, don't sell your soul to space rabbits, or your stones to megacorporations. Enjoy arc 2 on the JP server with your shitty translation patch you filthy fuckin weebs 

Yours Truly, 

- Thirsty Weeb Eroha 💗💎😘 

[author-morgan]

The reader being jealous yes pleaseee☺️

Here you are nonny, hope you don’t mind that I took things to the more lemony side. [also I assumed this one was tied to the ask “Omg plz write more about alexios”]

Alexios x fem!Reader

THE LAST TIME Aristophanes hosted a symposium, it ended in disaster —for you at least. One of the playwrights spilled wine all over your favorite dress and the courtesans refused to let Alexios be even after they’d seen him enter the party with you on his arm. You left the party upset and perhaps even mildly jealous. Tonight though, you’d take your own portion of sweet vengeance. 

It’s a scarlet peplos with an untraditional neckline that dips down past your sternum and has golden chains to hold the sides together at your hips that you know will add fuel to the ongoing war of teasing you and Alexios have declared on one another. He steps into the room and swallows hard when he sees the dress. “You’re wearing that tonight?” Alexios asks, voice suddenly parched. 

“I am,” you remark turning away from the looking glass, tossing two braided ropes of hair over your shoulder. “Do you like it?” The question is innocent enough, but the intentions behind it less so. He’s always been touchy and with an ensemble this revealing you know it will be a struggle for him.  

His bottom lip is between his teeth as he takes in the divine sight before him. “Yeah,” Alexios rasps, rubbing the back of his neck and diverting his gaze to the bare stone wall, “that’s the problem.” Your lips kink as you pass him, motioning for him to follow along —it was rude to show up late after all. 

Sokrates and Euripides are quick to draw Alexios into a conversation and Alkibiades takes to you. You’ve known Allie since the two of you were children, always getting into trouble and creating more headaches for Perikles. Alkibiades can tell by the look that you’re up to something. 

“You look ravishing tonight,” he remarks with a teasing simper, eyes quickly darting down the length of your body. He’d entertained the thought of seducing you in the past, but he couldn’t —you’ve been a sister to him for so many years. “Is this because of what Damalia did at the last gathering?” He questions, one eyebrow raised. 

“Am I that predictable?” You query in return. Allie laughs, handing you a cup of wine. 

“Xanthippe mentioned she wanted to speak with you–” he takes a long drag from his own cup of wine and watches as your eyes flit over to Alexios “–don’t worry, I’ll keep an eye on the competition, myself included.” You roll your eyes and give Allie a nod of thanks before joining Sokrates' wife in a private room off the courtyard. 

Taking your leave of the gossiping ladies after some time, you spot Alexios lounging in a corner —tired of the conversation. You take a seat next to him on a floor cushion, swinging your legs across his lap deciding this is a good time to push the bounds of his patience. He knows the glint in your eyes all too well. Ignoring the look of warning, you lay a hand on his thigh, unwittingly rubbing circles over the taut muscle with your thumb. Your hand slides up his thigh a little more and a budding hint of satisfaction grows when he shifts, spreading his legs a fraction wider. “Behave,” Alexios hisses, gripping onto your wrist before your hand can move any farther. 

Leaning in, you press your lips against the juncture of his jaw and ear. “Why don’t you make me?” You challenge, kissing his jaw. 

His grip on your wrist tightens and his other hand moves to rest on your lower back. “Don’t tempt me, love,” Alexios responds his own gaze darkening. Taking a chance, you kiss him —knowing no one in the room would be paying attention to the two of you, tucked in a dim corner. You bite down on his bottom lip and devour the rough groan torn from his throat. You pull back with a smile —you’ve won this round. 

Alexios grips onto your hand, practically dragging you out of the villa. He has you thrown over his shoulder by the time you reach your small home in Athens and a trice after that, he’s has you bare before him —the scarlet dress puddled around your ankles. Alexios surges forward, and takes your lips between his teeth, rolling his tongue over your bottom lip and then sucking. His hands slide down your back, cupping your bum for a moment before he hoists you into the air close to him until you’re sitting on his forearms with your legs nowhere to go but around his waist. Your hands bury themselves in his soft hair out of instinct. 

You barely register it when your back hits the softness of a pile of pillows and Alexios settles himself on top of you. When you reach for the pin holding his exomis up, he swats your hand away and sits back on his haunches. He always takes a moment to marvel at the sight of your bare, splayed out beneath him, but then he doffs himself of the exomis and loincloth. A small, smug smirk tugs on the corner of his lips as he puts together the pieces of the charade you’d played all night. “You’re jealous,” he concludes. 

The observations turn your cheeks a bright shade of red. “Am not,” you refute, too quickly and harshly to be true. He traces his fingertips over a line from your neck to navel, rolling his eyes. “Okay, fine,” you breathe, fighting the urge to cross your arms and pout. “I was jealous.”

Alexios nuzzles your neck, and you can feel the smile on his lips when he kisses the spot where your pulse is racing before drawing back to look at you. “You’ve nothing to worry about,” he whispers —bringing one of your hands to his chest, “my heart is yours and only yours.” But then he slides your hand down his abdomen, past his navel, and gives a wicked smirk when he cups his semi-hard cock and balls with your hand. “And so is this.”

He devours the soft laugh that leaves your lips at the statement. Your laugh turns into a sharp gasp when two fingers slide into your heat, curling deep within you. Alexios’ face contorts and breath catches when you wrap your hand around him —stroking until his cock is hard and pulsing within your hand. He rips your hand away and dips his head down, dragging the scruff of his chin over your breast before drawing a pebbled nipple between his teeth. 

Your fingers push through his hair again, holding him against you as his fingers work you the way Hephaestus works hot steel. “Alexios, I need you,” you choke when he presses his thumb into your clit. The soft plea is a siren’s song to his ears. There’ll be many more opportunities for him to take his time, but right now you need him, badly. 

Alexios’ fingers slip from your heat and he positions the head of his cock at your dripping slit, tracing over it with excruciating slowness until you’re covered in each other’s slick. He rests a finger on top of your clit, and then in a fluid motion, he buries himself to the hilt as he presses on your bundle of nerves. He relishes the noise it draws from your throat and the furrow of your brows —eyes half-lidded. 

He braces his weight on his forearms and seeks your lips with his own. You stay unmoving for a while, your cunt fluttering around him until you see Alexios’ restraint is hanging by a thread. You grind your hips, a silent signal for him to move within you, and soon you’re a breathy, writhing mess beneath him as he thrusts —first slowly— until his movements increase in speed, a crescendo you can also feel in your body. 

“Lexi,” you cry, hands digging into his biceps. He doesn’t cease his movements when he latches onto your breast, roughly biting and sucking until you’re whimpering soft cries and pleas and praises. His other hand caresses the curve of your hip and bum. Alexios' head falls forward and he can see his cock sliding in-and-out of your warmth, again and again, breasts bouncing with each thrust. 

You open your legs wider, beckoning him deeper and feel yourself coming close to the edge of release, the coiling of energy deep within your core, and you reach down to guide his fingers to your clit. And when his fingers begin their familiar rhythm, his lips crash onto yours, urgent, and your walls clench around him, toes curling, and heels pressing into the pillows scattered around. Alexios groans into your mouth. He presses harder against your clit and swallows the hoarse moan that spills from your lips, his lips moving in tight strokes but his resolve begins to slip. 

Alexios throws his head back, the tendons in his neck straining as his whole body shudders. He lazily thrusts into you, then stills, dropping back down to his forearms, sliding his softening cock out of your warmth —sweaty chests pressed together. You kiss the corner of his lips before he rolls onto his back, chest heaving and wearing a wide grin. “Are we even yet?” He asks with breathy laughter. 

“Maybe,” you muse, propping your chin upon his chest, running your fingers over the dark smattering of his chest hair. Alexios’ hand slides down your back, giving your bum a rough squeeze followed by a soft swat. You laugh softly, pushing forward and placing a short kiss to the tip of his nose. Yours and Alexios’ games are fun but tiring after some time. “How about you make breakfast in the morning, and we’ll call it even?” You suggest. 

He nods, smile never fading, and settles his lips on yours to seal the deal. Breaking apart with a contented sigh, Alexios slips one of his arms under you and drags you closer to him. He turns his head, lips ghosting across your forehead —his thumb rubbing soft lines over your shoulder blade. It’s in these moments you really feel like the luckiest woman in all Hellas. 

[tagging my fellow Alexios lovers @nemo-my-name-forevermore @levikra @nonelleke and @wallsarecrumbling, if you want to be added to my tag list drog a message in my inbox!]

[sakurasnowsong]

Locket you have to elaborate! Anemones? With little clownfish? Are they real anemones & fishes that turned human shaped? Or are they some other type of creatures/fairies just named like that for their appearances & behaviours? What do they do? Why are they pretty? Do they protect the fish? Plz tell me mooooore

Anemones!!! With little clownfish!!!

They’re like, human shaped anemones and fish, I guess. They’re pretty to lure in prey. They DO protect the fish, but fun fact! The fish actually protect the anemones too! I’m sure pretty much anywhere you could look it up would explain it better, but basically they protect each other and help each other get food. 

So with the people versions, I was thinking the clownfish would usually be hiding behind and among the anemones. And since anemones will usually settle down somewhere, the group will probably have a specific hangout spot they’re all usually at. Maybe they could all pitch in to pay for food and then the clownfish could be the one to bring it back? There’s a lot I haven’t figured out yet, but they are all besties. 

I guess I can go through them one by one. There are 10 types of anemone that host clownfish, so I based a person on each of them. 

This one is based on the Adhesive Sea Anemone. He’s a boy, known for smirking and probably plotting and he goes by Pizza. That may not be his legal name, but it is his name, do not question. 

This one’s based on the Bubble Tip Anemone and is another boy. He’s a tough guy type. Chews on toothpicks. 

Here’s a girl one, based on the Beaded Sea Anemone and is probably one of my favorites of the group. She’s an arts and craft type. 

This one’s based on the Magnificent Sea Anemone. (which is probably the one from finding nemo?) She’s like a caring motherly type to the group of them. She looks all....I dunno, vegan? Hippie??? Like a person who eats soy??????? But I’m thinking she’ll have like, reaaally pointy teeth and stuff cuz anemones look pretty and sometimes harmless but then they get you. o -o

This one’s based....very loosely......on the Sebae Anemone and. I have no idea what that means and it kinda looks like what one imagines when thinking of a generic anemone so. :/ I dunno. They’re muscular and sporty and probably a guy? Maybe? Ignore that fem sign, that was from the one next to this one. We just don’t know what this one is. 

Here’s another favorite, based on the Long Tentacle Anemone. As such, she has long hair, long sleeves, a long skirt, and a really long scarf. She’s quiet and probably writes poems. 

:T Fittingly, Tumblr made this picture massive, as this one is based on the Giant Carpet Anemone. His main trait so far is..... being big.... Honestly, these carpet anemones don’t give me much to work with so I don’t have much yet, and there were like, 4 of them?????? Me, looking at the pics: ...........what’s the difference...? 

This one’s based on the Saddle Anemone, which. Looks just like the other carpet anemones but with like. really strong colors. Between the name and the boldness of the colors, I was imaging like, a cross between a cowboy and a clown. Hence the vest and. Two toned pants. I guess imagine a cross between a cowboy and a clown and you’ll get about what I imagined for this guy. 

Merten’s Carpet Anemone, also known (by me) as, How Is This Different From The Other Carpet Anemones, Merten? I noticed all my other carpet anemones were guys, so I made this one a cute girl. This is about the point I started thinking maybe I should be reading more about each type of anemone and learning about them specifically. But then I thought I had already put in hours of research for what would likely be background characters in an existing story and also I’m starting to see ads for anemones for sale so maybe I’ve gone too far already. Typing all these out, I’m thinking again, maybe I should? But I got the gist of anemones already and how much do I need to know for an anemone person? o -o how much research is too much research and how little is not enough? 

Okay I’ll stop ranting now and get to the last anemone. 

Again among my favorites, we have a girl based on the Delicate Sea Anemone. She is somewhat shy and small. Also cute and pretty. Definitely not actually delicate. 

Lastly, here are the clownfish. So apparently all clownfish are born male and the biggest/strongest one becomes female and is dominant over the group, with the largest male being second most dominant and when the female dies, the largest male then becomes female and takes her place. So the ‘boy’ design for the clownfish here is a little more weak looking, and he’s smaller, maybe shyer, while the girl is taller, and looks more indifferent than shy. 

I guess clownfish can lure prey into the anemone and chase off things like butterfly fish who eat anemones, so while the people versions would spend most of the time hiding behind their anemone friends, they’re plenty capable themselves. 

I think that concludes my very long yet somehow short presentation! If you have any thoughts or ideas for them I would love to hear them! And also if you have a favorite. :3 I literally just sketched these all out at like 2am so, sorry there’s not a lot yet. As with all my ocs, I already love them a lot and there will probably be more of them to come. XD

(Almost forgot, most of them don’t have names yet, but I named the girl clownfish Amia and I’m thinking of calling Delicate Malu after part of the scientific name of the anemone. Maybe. I dunno.)

[iseulmm]

hello!! i’m kit ( i also write for @sungmm ) & i finally caved and brought my second character!! introducing to u all my oversized toddler won iseul: a 1st year at yosul that’s in baek ho even though he’s literally the softest boy in the world. i’ll provide more information about him under the cut, but please feel free to add me at kit #9499 to plot for either of my characters or just like this post and i’ll come to you instead! ♡

won baby!!! his older sibs are @mmchangmin and @mmjiyi who are definitely a 100 more times cooler than him b/c they have blonde hair but he’s Boring and just kept his hair black 😔👊 he’s extremely sorta insecure abt the fact that both of his sibs are happy extroverts and he’s just... Not. very shy!!! hates talking to strangers even though his parents force him to!!! if u didn’t know him well you would think he’s aloof n mean but rly he’s just a babie who can’t even talk to girls

not the smartest but is v determined to do well in school and tries hard in everything that he does!! the type of person to ask questions after class ( but only b/c he’s scared of appearing dumb in front of his peers!! ) and spends way 2 much time in the library. ( also place #1 where he hides from his bullies lol ) 

he’s involved in some extracurriculars such as: 

prefect :~)  iseul’s a stickler for rules!!! don’t ask him to bend them for u b/c he won’t!! lowkey played himself tho since he just gets picked on more... haha... plz do not tell either of his sibs this :// he’s a dummy that won’t stand up for himself but will for other ppl in need?? otherwise ₕₑ ⱼᵤₛₜ ₜₐₗₖₛ ₗᵢₖₑ ₜₕᵢₛ and suffers silently

quidditch editor for the yosul ilbo! he’s not even that into quidditch but he basically learned all that he knows from jiyi so he gotta be useful with that knowledge somewhere!! catch him @ all the games... doesn’t play since he’s not really competitive but he is a natural at flying ( he learned from the BEST after all !!! )

part of the magical creatures club!! can’t take the class yet so he’s in the next best thing :”) ever since he was little he’s thought about being a magizoologist or even a dragonologist but tbh he’ll probably be forced into the family business once he becomes old enough so it’s just a pipe dream of his. he has a pink pygmy puff that is constantly rolling away from him and getting lost!!

doesn’t have that much house pride tbh?? he doesn’t think he’s v similar to his housemates at all or that he even belongs in baek ho so he’s very :((( about it b/c what if the gat made a mistake?? he’s rly worried since all the wons atm are in ju jak so a v Troubled boy,,, 

anyways classic plots i would Die for:

childhood friends!!! someone who has stuck w/ him thru the yrs not for the ~ won fame ~ but b/c yknow they geniunely like hanging out w iseul... alternatively a best friend PLZ!! he has like two friends and u have the spot closest to his heart

a hyung/noona to dote on him and he’s always like “stop it ur embarrassing me” but the truth is that he’s a baby that needs to be babied

or u used to babysit him and he’s MORTIFIED... pls do not tell anyone about the time he cried ten times watching finding nemo it would ruin his cold reputation

he’s too young to be in love but u have a crush on one of his sibs and u want him to wingman and he’s just like. haha what

ur convinced he’ll be gr8 at quidditch so u keep pestering him abt it... leave him Alone

idk i don’t have that many ideas mostly b/c i prefer to hash out dynamics in dms!!! hmu plz :(

lov u

[justkeepdancing-nemo]

finding robbie || a text drabble

Nemo wakes up after Texas and quickly realizes Robbie is missing.

Or, what happened on the other side of Hell

APRIL 2

Nemo [9:04 AM]: jingles what were you in texas?? Not 2 brag but i was a cheerleader hehe plz imagine ;)

Nemo [10:52 PM]: do you think jesus coulda been a vampire

Nemo: this is an easter inspired text lol

Nemo: i was just talking to tae about the whole three days resurrection thing and it made me think

Nemo [11:32 PM]: ok read that over and i realize maybe that was extremely offensive probably

Nemo: i mean obviously

Nemo: i mean obviously it was really bad anti-christian wise but i didnt mean to like say something about vampires or make a joke out of immortality or… yeahdsklfjaskldf im really sorry

APRIL 3RD

Nemo [12:06 AM]: ok sorry i promise this is the last time i am gonna text you obviously you need space right? Sorry i just uh… im a little worried because normally this isnt how you act when you’re mad which isn’t to say that you cant be mad in this specific way ofc and you owe me nothing but um yeah just please maybe let me know what you need? Maybe we can talk tomorrow? :/ ok night robbie, i love you.

Nemo [9:33 AM]: now im officially freaked. It doesnt even say you’re getting these? did your phone die? im feeling like a weird creepy stalker boyfriend lol im sorry if when u charge ur phone you see these i swear im normal haha

Nemo: yeah just ignore all these texts and text me when you get them this is super embarrassing haha

Nemo [11:38 PM]: ok i said i wasnt going to text you but i cant not text you i tried all day but robbie whats going on? Are you okay? Are you ignoring me?

Nemo is calling….

Nemo is calling…

Nemo is calling…

APRIL 4

Nemo [11:08 AM] : have you seen robbie in the dorms or on campus? I went by his dorm and his roommate said he hadn’t been there all weekend.

Olaf: oh hi nemo! Robbie? Hm, I don’t think so, but he does go home on most weekends, doesn’t he?

Nemo: yeah but i went to the inn too and he isn’t there. his fam thought he was in the dorm

Nemo [deleted]: they said he could have lef

Olaf: oh. Well I can definitely text him.

Nemo: ive been doing that and he isnt answering. Or like it says he isnt even seeing them but maybe he turned off read? Maybe its just me? idk but tis been like almost three days now thats not normal right

Nemo: i’m starting to really freak out

Nemo: you really havent seen him at all?

Olaf: well he really keeps to himself… :/

Nemo: yeah i know

Nemo: im so

Nemo: nevermind

Nemo: thanks

Olaf: Hey, Nemo, you can talk to me, you know that right? And I’ll try to help too. Do you want to go looking for him together? I can text Sindri and ask some people in the dorms.

Nemo: so you dont think im overreacting?

Olaf: of course not

Nemo: maybe sindri then. If its not too much trouble

Olaf: never. :) robbie’s our friend too. Don’t worry, we’ll find him!!

APRIL 5

Nemo [3:02 AM]: im so scared your parents are right

Nemo: they told me you’ve done this before. you leave and dont tell them and then they dont see you for years. they said it was a long time since you did that last but i cant stop thinking about it. it didnt look like you left but you’re not here. so where are you? What happened?  if you didnt leave on purpose it means something really really bad happened, and i hate that too

Nemo: i dont know what to think. did you leave me? did someone take you? are you okay? are you scared like me? are you alone?

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Nemo [3:22 AM]: ugh my wall of sharks didnt work. I really wanted it to. I feel like as long as i keep texting you it means there’s a chance you’ll answer so thats why i keep doing it. Im sorry if this isnt what you want but also im not bc if u left me, then fuck you honestly fuck you so much

Nemo [3:29 AM]: you didnt leave me though. of course you’d never do that.

Nemo: sorry about the fuck you thing. tomorrow im gonna keep looking for you, i promise. and i’ll find you or you’ll come back to me. whichever one comes first.

[ted-hyung]

nielwink hitman au (I enjoy your writing a lot!! honestly it doesnt have to be hitman au but nielwink is all I need)

anon-sshi i, forthe love of god, am too mild for hitman!au. here, have a 2.5k fluffy bodyguard!auinstead.

feat. another thug!daehwi, lame bodyguards, jihoon being a teenager, a girl group member, glorified age AND size-difference, all the good stuffs for sunday. plz comment, likes, and reblogs, tell your friends about my fics etc ʕ – ㉨ – ʔ ʕ – ㉨ – ʔ ʕ – ㉨ – ʔ

also tagging le queen @6ungjin tell me whachu think imma on a roll.

one of the newbodyguards looks like a big dog. no. an overgrownpuppy. oh my god, jihoon thinks, ashe hides a grin behind his hands and steals another glance at the man who isso, so big and wide. his glaring ash blonde hair further convinces jihoon thathe’s a… samoyed puppy? or maybe a golden retriever? ugh, especially when hesmiles and his eyes disappear like he just demonstrated over somethingjisung-hyung says. the apples of his chubby cheeks aren’t helping his cute appearance at all! he doesn’t looklike a bodyguard no matter how much black attires he’s wearing from head totoe! jihoon is weak for cute things!

“bro, controlyourself,” daehwi hisses from his left. he’s speaking without moving his lips,a talent that he’s mastered for variety show appearances but actually comes inhandy at situations like these. everyone’s been picking up his talent andchecking out girl group members are easier nowadays god bless lee daehwi andthe entire k-pop industry.

“what the fuck?”jihoon hisses back, coughing a little to cover up his never-ending grin andmostly his portrayed image as this aegyo machine who’s just oh so pure and innocent—not the foul-mouthed prettyboy he really is.

“you’repractically vibrating,” daehwi says while pretending to look down to his phone.“he’s cute, i know. i want to hug him too. but seriously control yourself.don’t scare him away on his first day.”

“shut up itagged him first.”

“no, you’renot.”

on his right,jinyoung hisses at them as he opens a bag of potato chips loudly, “guys,please. just share him, we still have dongho-hyung, remember?”

daehwi hums,acknowledging his slip. dongho-hyung is their favorite bodyguard who’scurrently on leave due to sickness—lies,they know he got knocked over by a horde of fangirls with folding chairs andexpensive cameras when they were at incheon airport last week—thus the reasonwhy management is hiring two new bodyguards in the name of kang daniel(jihoon’s, thank you very much), and im youngmin, a smiley but tall and just aswide, if not wider, man with red hairand huge hands.

now, don’t getthem teenage boys wrong. living the lush life of being an idol can be lonely;they stutter when they try to talk to any girl groups and they can’t reallymake friends with another boy group since they’re still new, the still need toestablish a solid fanbase before worrying about befriending their literal‘rivals’. they—jihoon, daehwi, jinyoung, samuel, and euiwoong aka boy’sgeneration, the nation’s hottest idol to date—are all lucky to have a superhilarious manager-hyung slash talkative uncle who takes a good care of him.jisung-hyung was once a trainee who got denied his chance to debut thrice, andvowed to be a good manager to every groups he’s managed and he did. boy’sgeneration saw with their own eyes how red velvet girl group members, yes, the red velvet from sm entertainment,always flock around jisung-hyung like he’s their mama bird every time theyhappen to run into each other in music shows recording because he was theirmanager for a long, long time before he got transferred to manage boy’sgeneration.

anyway, besidesjisung-hyung, they also have kind-hearted stylist noonas and hairstylist noonasto talk to in between hectic schedules. choreographer-hyungs and don’t forgetcafeteria staffs.

and then there’sdongho-hyung and his team.

real men in suits with muscles, notjisung-hyung and his bb cream compact but don’t tell jisung-hyung that or elsethey will be denied late night sneaky snacks.

okay, so! realmen! because dongho-hyung is menacingwith the sides of his head shaved and cool tattoos, lots of them! he doesn’tshave and doesn’t moisturize at night! euiwoong once looked him up on naversearch and found that he had black belt in taekwondo and got an honorable medalfrom the navy because he helped rescuing a north korean refugee from drowningat the yellow sea. wow, right? daehwieven talks about him a lot on interviews, saying that he aspires to be as manly as one of boy’s generationbodyguards so please wait for me blooming as a real man a little bit longer,guys, saranghae~

daehwimonopolizes dongho-hyung all by himself whenever they have a vacation, sittingnext to him in the plane and clinging to dongho-hyung’s thick arms as they tryto swim across beastly fangirls waiting for them at the airport. dongho-hyunghas three people with him, all looking like they can kill with their gaze butis actually a sap. there’s wonshik-hyung who talks too fast, gets confused bywhat he says, and teasing him is boy’s generation favorite pastime. next, theyhave taekwoon-hyung; the quietest, the scariest, but also the sweetest when itcomes to tending any of boy’s generation needs. he’s got a soft spot forjinyoung who blurts out random nonsense at times that never fails to crack himup, and jinyoung even introduced taekwoon-hyung to his cousin-noona. the lastone in the bodyguard team is shinwoo-hyung, an actual bear personified. he’ssquishy and wide, sleeps a lot, and lets samuel and euiwoong braid his longhair.

jihoon is closeto all of them, but he wants one just for himself. kang daniel seems like agood candidate because im youngmin looks like he’ll be strict despite hisoverall soft-looking appearance.

ʕ – ㉨ – ʔ

nothing majorhappens.

daniel-hyung, asit turns out, is a dork. he’s a big fan of harry potter the series and he anddaehwi are bonding over their favorite book; harry potter and the goblet offire. he speaks english too, and if jihoon is a lesser man—boy—he would havehidden all of daehwi’s shoe lifts because daehwi’s been looking so smug afterhe talks to daniel-hyung about finding nemo or other american stuffs jihoondoesn’t really care. youngmin-hyung, true to his prediction, is the gentlestand smartest and prefers to tutor them instead of fully doing their mathhomework (shinwoo-hyung did it before but their grades didn’t actuallyskyrocketed ha ha ha).

jihoon is bored.

he’s recording apopular eating show alone today as a special guest alongside a girl groupmember who made jihoon’s heart skipped a beat the first time he got a good lookof her smooth, long legs clad only in a pair of pastel pink colored tennisskirt. she’s super nice, not overly friendly or even touchy with boyish cutblack hair and orange tinted lips, but jihoon can’t afford to be comfortablewith an opposite gender now. probably not ever until they’re years into keepingboy’s generation relevant.

jisung-hyungcan’t go with him because the rest of the members are filming an openingsegment for their newest variety show, boy’sgeneration 101, that jihoon had filmed prior this schedule. daniel-hyunggot assigned to accompany him instead and he’s being chummy with the girl’smanager-noona, both standing underneath the shade of the years old oak treejust across the road, looking like a movie star with a simple black polo shirtand black bermuda pants. jihoon notices that daniel-hyung’s calves are just assmooth as the girl’s and he chokes on a quiet laughter.

“hi.”

jihoon yelps,and the girl apologizes for startling him.

“no no, it’sokay,” jihoon splutters, standing up from the plastic chair he’s sitting. he’sjust barely a couple of inches taller than her and it’s making him sad. “hi.hello.”

the girl,ahreum, smiles and it’s not a flirty kind of smile. jihoon hopes he doesn’thave a chili stuck in between his teeth or something when smiles back at her.

ahreum says,“the PD-nim told me we’ll be back filming in ten minutes.”

“right, whew. ican’t wait to have the dessert to be honest,” jihoon nods, thanking the godsthat his stutter isn’t as severe as samuel that foolish maknae. “um. what wasyour favorite dish?”

“i loveeverything,” ahreum giggles, “i just love seafood so much. you’re allergic toshrimps, right?”

they’re filming,you guess it right, in busan. it’s dongho, daniel, and youngmin-hyung’shometown. jihoon is not even a big fan of seafood but at least he could enjoyeverything else that wasn’t shrimp. the dessert is some unique flavor, homemadeice cream. jihoon loves sweets and he’s going to eat a lot because jisung-hyungis not here with him to watch his sugar intake. the agency told him to lose acouple of weights because he looks bloated lately. it’s the goddamn chocolatebars jihoon bought on impulse the last time he got his paycheck. tch.

“are youthirsty?” ahreum asks, “let’s go to 7-11 just down the road. i’ll treat youcola.”

as much asjihoon loves cola, he can’t have it due to his sugar diet. “can i have pocarisweat instead?”

ahreum nods,smiling. she’s pretty. “anything you want.”

jihoon tellshimself not to blush like a pre-pubescent boy. “um, wait here. i have to telldaniel-hyung,” he says, putting his hands in the pockets of his sponsored denimshorts.

ahreum looksover to where her manager and daniel-hyung are still talking, and comments,“your bodyguard, right? he’s really handsome.”

jihoon, in lieuof snorting in annoyance, blurts out, “he’s a dork tho.”

“still.”

yeah, well.

daniel-hyung iscrossing his arms on his chest; they’re bulging heavily unlike jihoon’stwig-like ones. he doesn’t wear any makeup but his skin is flawless and jihoonenvies him for sweating freely, while he has to be careful not to smear his bbcream away whenever he dabs his sweat with tissues. daniel-hyung smiles whenjihoon approaches near, and the manager-noona greets him politely.

“ahreum and iare going to the 7-11,” jihoon says, “do you want something, hyung?”

daniel-hyung’sanswer is immediate, “i’ll go with you.”

ooo…kay?

jihoon frowns.“it’s just down the road,” he waves a hand to the general direction of theroad, even though truthfully he hasn’t seen a 7-11 near the dessert house.

daniel-hyungtilts his head, a very cute habit that makes him look more and more like anovergrown puppy. if only he’s not being annoying right now, jihoon would havebeen squealing. in his head.

but he’s beingannoying right now.

“right,whatever.” jihoon mumbles and makes a u-turn, and he hears a loud horn ananosecond before he realizes he’s being held back by daniel-hyung’s strong andheavy arms. someone curses out loud but jihoon’s ears are ringing with howdeafening his heartbeats are. he wasn’t looking and he almost got hit by aspeeding motorcycle, all because he thought daniel-hyung, who saved his life,was being annoying for wanting to go to 7-11 with him and ahreum.

…

daniel-hyungsmells like baby powder.

“jihoon! are youokay?!” that’s ahreum, eyes as big as saucers as she runs towards him but notbefore looking both ways for any vehicles. jihoon gets a glance of the eatingshow crew in a various state of shock, and daniel-hyung is still holding him upwith gentle hands because jihoon doesn’t think he can stand upright without ahelp anyway.

“ahjusshi, is heokay?” ahreum asks, addressing daniel-hyung formally. weirdly. daniel-hyung is only twenty seven years old, exactly tenyears older than jihoon but his birthday is on december. he’s an oppa, really,not ahjusshi.

…

did jihoon tellyou already that daniel-hyung smells like baby powder? because he really does.

“he’s alright,he’s fine,” daniel-hyung sighs, softly, like he doesn’t want to spook jihoonmore if he speaks in a normal tone. “jihoon-ah? can you hear me?” he asks,carefully maneuvering jihoon in his arms, cupping jihoon’s face with his gentlehands that smells like milk. probably his hand cream.

jihoon blinks atthe question, and a tear falls.

ahreum makes adistressed sound as daniel-hyung envelopes him in a hug. he’s so warm, sogenerous with how he strokes jihoon’s hair to reassure him that he’s stillhere, safe and sound. jihoon wraps his arms around daniel-hyung’s torso, nailsdigging onto the fabric and the thickness of daniel-hyung’s skin, vaguelyrecalling whispers from ahreum and her manager-unnie and soon enough the PD-nim’sconsolation that they will hold the filming until jihoon recovers from hisshock. jihoon wants to go home. he wants to curl up on his bed with hisfavorite polar bear plushy and a bar of dark chocolate cadbury. he wants toerase his makeup and sleep with a clay mask he got from his fans. but mostimportantly, he doesn’t want daniel-hyung to let him go.

ʕ – ㉨ – ʔ

nothing majorhappens after that.

it takes jihoonapproximately a week and a half to get back to his old self, to get over thehumiliation of his own childish view of life that almost cost him his life or aleg or worse; his face. daniel-hyungnever brings up the issue and he seems to pay more attention to jihoon eversince. he volunteers to accompany jihoon on his next personal schedule and he’salways the first to reply to jihoon’s question on their group chat, actuallycoming over with a bag of cheetos when jihoon jokingly asked for it, summerthunderstorm be damned.

he looks like awet, overgrown puppy as he shows up on the front door and jihoon pouts, whiningand pulling him inside where it’s warm and jisung-hyung just cooked spaghettiand kimchi soup.

“i’m sorry!”jihoon squeals as he runs to his room to get towels. euiwoong is eyeing himfrom the top bunk, one earphone dangling as he monitors their latest music bankperformance like a good leader he is.

“are you talkingto me?” euiwoong asks.

“no,daniel-hyung is here. he brought cheetos!”

“what the…”euiwoong sits up. “cheetos that you asked on group chat? and what are youdoing?”

“towels! can iborrow yours? i’ll laundry it tomorrow.”

“bottom shelf.”

jihoon grabs twowhite towels embroidered in his and euiwoong’s initials—the perks of livingwith four other boys and one adult in one apartment, they can’t risk sharinggerms thus the territorial towels—and runs back to the front door wheredaniel-hyung is laughing at something jisung-hyung says.

“yah, thisbrat!” jisung-hyung scolds jihoon, but he’s helping daniel-hyung pattinghimself dry. “and you! you didn’t think to use any umbrella or what?”

“i was alreadyout,” daniel-hyung sniffs, concentrating on his hair. “thanks, jihoon-ah.”

jihoon nods,tongue-tied mostly because he was just joking about craving cheetos yet herethey are.

jisung-hyungclaps his hands. “oh, right! how was the date?”

daniel-hyunglaughs and tells them that she ditched him. jisung-hyung gasps, scandalized,and proceeds to rant about how dare she to passover someone as hot as kang daniel! and daniel-hyung laughs again, hiswhole body shaking with the mirth.

…

um.

what?

what was that?

why did jihoon’sheart skip a beat at the sight? is he for real?he’s seen daniel-hyung laughs multiple times before! why now, park jihoon, why?!

[stephanine-sims]

♡ fifty questions you’ve never been asked tag ♡

I was tagged by @soleilsim. Thank you bby!!! 💕 These things are so much fun to do hehe

1. What’s your favorite candle scent? Eh, I don’t care much for candles? But I used to burn vanilla scented once in a while! 2. What female celebrity do you wish was your sister? Emilia Clarke maybe? Because she seems like a really sweet lady 3. What male celebrity do you wish was your brother? I have no clue lmao!! 4. How old do you think you’ll be when you get married? I’m not really thinking about marriage whatsoever.. but if I ever get married, it’s gonna be when I’m 30+ :-) 5. Do you know a hoarder? No 6. Can you do a split? Not even close haha 7. How old were you when you learned how to ride a bike? Oh boy.. I don’t remember my age? But probably around 4 or something 8. How many oceans have you swam in? 2? I think? I don’t really like swimming is oceans 9. How many countries have you been to? Answered this here. :-) 10. Is anyone in your family in the army? Nope! My dad used to be in the army when he was younger though 11. What would you name your daughter if you had one? I’d probably go for something short and sweet.. like Nina ;D haha 12. What would you name your son if you had one? Eli.... 👀 13. What’s the worst grade you got on a test? I’m pretty sure I’ve gotten a 1 out of 10 before.. which is the lowest grade possible haha! But shoutout to my younger self who managed to get a 1.1 on a German test :-) It was a bad time tbh but I’m still laughing about it now.. Like, how do you manage to answer just enough questions correctly to get a 1.1? *slow clap* 14. What was your favorite TV show when you were a child? Powerpuff girls were PRETTY cool I have to say!!! But Pokémon was v good too!! 15. What did you dress up as on Halloween when you were eight? I’ve never dressed up for Halloween because we don’t celebrate it here :’) 16. Have you read any of the Harry Potter, Hunger Games or Twilight series? Yes!!! I’ve read the first 4 Harry Potter books, all Hunger Games books and the first Twilight book 17. Would you rather have an American accent or a British accent? American, 100%.. I don’t like British accents, oops. (plz don’t kill me, my British friends) 18. Did your mother go to college? Yah, my mom is a chemist like me!! :-) 19. Are your grandparents still married? Yesss! 20. Have you ever taken karate lessons? Nop 21. Do you know who Kermit the frog is? Of course!! 22. What’s the first amusement park you’ve been to? I don’t remember the first time.. but it was probably the Efteling :D Best theme park in the Netherlands!! 10/10, you need to visit if you’re in NL!! It focuses a lot on fairy tales, it’s so cool and magical 23. What language, besides your native language, would you like to be fluent in? Korean!! Chinese would be useful too! Or Spanish?! 24. Do you spell the colour as grey or gray? gray 25. Is your father bald? Nope 26. Do you know triplets? No I actually don’t! I know a lot of twins (there’s even twins in my family) but no triplets 27. Do you prefer Titanic or The Notebook? Titanic I guess? I’ve never seen The Notebook 28. Have you ever had Indian food? Yes.. but I don’t care much for it tbh 29. What’s the name of your favorite restaurant? It’s a Greek restaurant not that far from my place called Akropolis! Good food 10/10. It used to be a Indonesian restaurant called Sarinah.. but they had to close :-( 30. Have you ever been to Olive Garden? What even is that lmao 31. Do you belong to any warehouse stores (Costco, BJ’s, etc.)? I don’t even know what this means.. haha 32. What would your parents have named you if you were the opposite gender? Omg they would’ve named me Jasper... No thnx 33. If you have a nickname, what is it? Steef is the most common nickname for me :-) 34. Who’s your favorite person in the world? My bunny? Um, my bf!!! 35. Would you rather live in a rural area or in the suburbs? I’m a city girl, and I think I’ll always be one? 36. Can you whistle? Yep.. not very good tho!! haha 37. Do you sleep with a nightlight? Nope 38. Do you eat breakfast every morning? Yes, I do! I’m always super hungry in the mornings 39. Do you take any pills or medication daily? I do 40. What medical conditions do you have? I don’t have one ;)  41. How many times have you been to the hospital? Once, I think? I had a pretty bad lung infection when I was younger and they did some scans of my lungs. 42. Have you ever seen Finding Nemo? I have!!! I’ve seen Finding Dory too 43. Where do you buy your jeans? I buy them at a store called C&A!! They just have a lot of choice and the prices are really good :) 44. What’s the last compliment you got? My friends were ‘making fun’ of my city, as the city I come from is known for the redneck accent.. 😂 But I told them ‘No, my city is cool because it has me’ and they agreed :-) 45. Do you usually remember your dreams in the morning? Not often no. When I do, it’s always bad though 46. What flavor tea do you enjoy? I like mint tea a lot! And fruity teas 47. How many pairs of shoes do you currently own? Oh boy.. I think I have like.. 10 pairs? And I only wear 1 😁 48. What religion will you raise your children to practice? None at all 49. How old were you when you found out that Santa wasn’t real? I never believed Santa was real, but I believed Sinterklaas was real.. I think I was around 6-7 when my parents told me.. I spent the rest of the day crying in bed, 10/10 👌 50. Why do you have a youtube? To subscribe to people and watch their videos????

I’m tagging @mysteriousdane, @purrsephonesims, @nooboos, @thesadnesshotline and @alyssasprings. :D

[21cannibals]

Do all for the ask tag u just reblogged

1. Who was the last person you held hands with?I hold a lot of hands in passing, hard to say

2. Are you outgoing or shy?I’m outgoing when I need to be, but on the inside, I’m really shy

3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?My puppy, Lexi!

4. Are you easy to get along with?Yeah I’m very agreeable and understanding with people

5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?They would probably be drunker, but if I were in a crunch, I like to think he or she would

6. What kind of people are you attracted to?Positive people with imaginations, a sense of humor, and who radiate positive vibes

7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?I hope not

8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?A person I just consider a friend right now, but I am concerned for

9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?In general, no, but when people ask me specifically what I’m into I tend to clam up just because I don’t talk about it a lot so it feels unrehearsed

10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?My therapist

11. What does the most recent text that you sent say?”Thank you thank you thank youuuuuu”

12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?1) When I Was (AVPSY)2) ART IS DEAD (Bo Burnham)3) Dust and Ashes (Great Comet of 1812)4) Hallelujah (Rufus Wainwright)5) Home (Phillip Phillips) 

13. Do you like it when people play with your hair?I’m a fan!14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?In a way15. What good thing happened this summer?I was in a movie!16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?Nope17. Do you think there is life on other planets?Far far away from here and probably not the kind of life we expect18. Do you still talk to your first crush?No19. Do you like bubble baths?Love them20. Do you like your neighbors?I have not issue with them21. What are you bad habits?NAIL BITING22. Where would you like to travel?Everywhere23. Do you have trust issues?Ohhhhhh brother yes24. Favorite part of your daily routine?Shower in the AM25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?Most of it26. What do you do when you wake up?shower27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?A bit tanner would be nice28. Who are you most comfortable around?Anyone who I vibe with29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up?Yes, but I’m not sure if they meant it30. Do you ever want to get married?Maybe? A long time from now31. If your hair long enough for a ponytail?No32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?Any of the Chris’s tbh33. Spell your name with your chin.dsaBV34. Do you play sports? What sports?No nope not even a bit35. Would you rather live without TV or music?TV36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?All the time37. What do you say during awkward silences?Idk I don’t find silence awkward, but if it is awkward I guess I’ll ask them a question38. Describe your dream girl/guy?Caring, attentive, passionate, deep, spiritual, free, empathetic39. What are your favorite stores to shop in?Amazon40. What do you want to do after high school?I’m not in High school anymore, but after college, I want to be a clinical therapist41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?Depends on what the original offense was42. If you're being extremely quiet what does it mean?I’m depressed, tired, or offended43. Do you smile at strangers?Sometimes44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?OUTERSPACE45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?The fear of falling behind46. What are you paranoid about?Being annoying47. Have you ever been high?Yeah48. Have you ever been drunk?Yup49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?Sort of50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore?Red51. Ever wished you were someone else?All the time52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?My need to be liked53. Favourite makeup brand?I don’t wear makeup anymore, but I used to love Sephora’s brand54. Favourite store?Amazon55. Favourite blog?@nitrogen 56. Favourite colour?pastel blue/pink57. Favourite food?Honey Butter Chicken Biscuit58. Last thing you ate?Chocolate59. First thing you ate this morning?I didn’t eat anything until I had some green beans, spinich, rice, and chicken for lunch60. Ever won a competition? For what?Not unless getting into college counts as a competition61. Been suspended/expelled? For what?Never62. Been arrested? For what?Nope63. Ever been in love? Once64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?So he asked me if he could kiss me and I said okay thinking it would be a peck like first kisses are in the movies I had seen but he slid is tongue in my mouth and I almost threw up65. Are you hungry right now?Not even a little66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends?No I like my real friends a lot67. Facebook or Twitter?Twitter68. Twitter or Tumblr?Tumblr69. Are you watching tv right now?Not right now70. Names of your bestfriends? Nick, Lizzy, Liam, Ally, Ella, Lilla, Megan, Julia, Gina, Kay, and Alex71. Craving something? What?Attention, probably72. What colour are your towels?Blue72. How many pillows do you sleep with?Three73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?No74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have?I used to have over 300 but now I only have 3 back home75. Favourite animal?Dogs76. What colour is your underwear?Grey77. Chocolate or Vanilla?Vanilla78. Favourite ice cream flavour?Cookie Dough79. What colour shirt are you wearing?Grey/blue80. What colour pants?Dark Blue81. Favourite tv show?Hannibal82. Favourite movie?Frank83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2?Mean Girls (Who the fuck would say MG2???)84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street?Mean Girls85. Favourite character from Mean Girls?Regina George86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo?Dory :)87. First person you talked to today?Liam?88. Last person you talked to today?Liam!89. Name a person you hate?I try not to emit hate; but I do have this one professor....90. Name a person you love?All my friends91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?Republicans92. In a fight with someone?I don’t think so?93. How many sweatpants do you have?3 (2 of them are joggers if that counts)94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have?395. Last movie you watched?Rushmore96. Favourite actress?Lauren Lopez/Gillian Anderson97. Favourite actor?Darren Criss/Mads Mikkelson/Hugh Dancey/Heath Ledger/JGL98. Do you tan a lot?hardly99. Have any pets?MY PUPPPPPY LEXIIIII

100. How are you feeling?Depressed, but what’s new!101. Do you type fast?yes102. Do you regret anything from your past?I try not to dwell103. Can you spell well?Nope104. Do you miss anyone from your past?A coupe people105. Ever been to a bonfire party?NO but I WANT to106. Ever broken someone’s heart?I think so107. Have you ever been on a horse?Many times108. What should you be doing?Homework109. Is something irritating you right now?Yeah110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?A lot111. Do you have trust issues?Yep112. Who was the last person you cried in front of?Myself113. What was your childhood nickname?Candy114. Have you ever been out of your province/state?Yes115. Do you play the Wii?Sometimes, I like the mario games116. Are you listening to music right now?Nope117. Do you like chicken noodle soup?I hate soup118. Do you like Chinese food?Love it!119. Favourite book?The Pendragon Series120. Are you afraid of the dark?Sometimes121. Are you mean?I try not to be, but I recognize that I can be unintentionally mean122. Is cheating ever okay?No123. Can you keep white shoes clean?Hardly124. Do you believe in love at first sight?No125. Do you believe in true love?Maybe126. Are you currently bored?Yes127. What makes you happy?Knowing everything is temporary128. Would you change your name?I WISH I could129. What your zodiac sign?Aries130. Do you like subway?Yeah, they’ve never done me wrong131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?Depends on which one it is132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?My therapist133. Favourite lyrics right now?”I wish it was just like it was before””You can’t hold on to what’s past; nothing is made to last””I am an artist, please, God, forgive me””If I die here tonight, I die in my sleep””She tied you to a kitchen chair, she broke your throne, she cut your hair, and from your lips, she drew the hallelujah””Settle down, it'll all be clear, Don't pay no mind to the demons, They fill you with fear”134. Can you count to one million?CAN I? probably... Will I? No!135. Dumbest lie you ever told?That every year at midnight everyone’s tastebuds fly out of their mouth and switch with other people’s so that you like new foods.136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed?CLOSED137. How tall are you?5′10″138. Curly or Straight hair?I have straight hair but I want curly139. Brunette or Blonde?My hair is somewhere in between but I have no preference140. Summer or Winter?Summer plz141. Night or Day?Night

142. Favourite month?April143. Are you a vegetarian?No144. Dark, milk or white chocolate?Milk145. Tea or Coffee?Coffee (but I love some sweet tea!!)146. Was today a good day?It was good then it got really bad and then it got better147. Mars or Snickers?Snickers148. What’s your favourite quote?”To live would be an awfully big adventure.” —Peter Pan: Hook149. Do you believe in ghosts?No150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page?“Cities like Philidelphia and Rochester were described as being victims of their own generosity” --The New Jim Crow by Michelle Alexander

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1.Who was the last person you held hands with? JUMS 2. Are you outgoing or shy? MIX 3. Who are you looking forward to seeing? JUMS 4. Are you easy to get along with? I THINK SO? 5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you? I THINK SO 6. What kind of people are you attracted to? NO IDEA 7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now? WHO THE FUCK KNOWS 8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind? JUMS 9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable? DEPENDS ON WHO I’M TALKING WITH 10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with? HAN 11. What does the most recent text that you sent say? PLZ 12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now? TOO LAZY 13. Do you like it when people play with your hair? YES 14. Do you believe in luck and miracles? NO 15. What good thing happened this summer? GOT A JOB 16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? YES 17. Do you think there is life on other planets? YES 18. Do you still talk to your first crush? NO 19. Do you like bubble baths? YES 20. Do you like your neighbors? I DON’T KNOW THEM 21. What are you bad habits? NOT TALKING TO PEOPLE 22. Where would you like to travel? ANYWHERE 23. Do you have trust issues? NO 24. Favorite part of your daily routine? GOING TO BED 25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with? ARMPIT BOOBS 26. What do you do when you wake up? PEE 27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker? TANNER 28. Who are you most comfortable around? MOLLS 29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up? NO 30. Do you ever want to get married? I THINK 31. If your hair long enough for a pony tail? YES 32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with? NO IDEA 33. Spell your name with your chin. NO 34. Do you play sports? What sports? USED TO PLAY SOCCER AND TENNIS 35. Would you rather live without TV or music? TV 36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them? ALL THE TIME 37. What do you say during awkward silences? SO YEAH 38. Describe your dream girl/guy? NO 39. What are your favorite stores to shop in? FOREVER 21 40. What do you want to do after high school? WELL... 41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance? DEPENDS 42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean? TIRED OR MOODY 43. Do you smile at strangers? YES 44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean? OUTER SPACE 45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning? THE NEED TO PEE 46. What are you paranoid about? BEING REPLACED 47. Have you ever been high? YES 48. Have you ever been drunk? YES 49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about? YES 50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore? GRAY 51. Ever wished you were someone else? YES 52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself? BETTER COMMUNICATOR 53. Favourite makeup brand? NO 54. Favourite store? TARGET 55. Favourite blog? NO 56. Favourite colour? SEA FOAM GREEN 57. Favourite food? CHEESE 58. Last thing you ate? COOKIE 59. First thing you ate this morning? CHEEREOS  60. Ever won a competition? For what? NO 61. Been suspended/expelled? For what? NO 62. Been arrested? For what? NO 63. Ever been in love? I’M NOT SURE 64. Tell us the story of your first kiss? LAYING ON THE FRONT LAWN 65. Are you hungry right now? YES 66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends? NO TUMBLR FRIENDS 67. Facebook or Twitter? FB 68. Twitter or Tumblr? TUMBLR 69. Are you watching tv right now? YES 70. Names of your bestfriends? TOO MANY 71. Craving something? What? THE D 72. What colour are your towels? MAROON 72. How many pillows do you sleep with? FIVE 73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? YES 74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have? NOW NOT MANY 75. Favourite animal? DOGE 76. What colour is your underwear? NOT WEARING ANY 77. Chocolate or Vanilla? CHOCOLATE 78. Favourite ice cream flavour? MOOSE TRACKS 79. What colour shirt are you wearing? GRAY 80. What colour pants? BLACK 81. Favourite tv show? IDK 82. Favourite movie? SHE’S THE MAN 83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2? MEAN GIRLS 84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street? 21 JUMP 85. Favourite character from Mean Girls? KAREN 86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo? TURTLE 87. First person you talked to today? JUMS 88. Last person you talked to today? ERIN 89. Name a person you hate? NO ONE REALLY 90. Name a person you love? TOM 91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now? YES 92. In a fight with someone? NO 93. How many sweatpants do you have? ONLY 2 94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have? TOO MANY 95. Last movie you watched? WONDER WOAMN 96. Favourite actress? NO 97. Favourite actor? NO 98. Do you tan a lot? NO 99. Have any pets? FISH 100. How are you feeling? UNWANTED 101. Do you type fast? EH 102. Do you regret anything from your past? YES 103. Can you spell well? MEH 104. Do you miss anyone from your past? YES 105. Ever been to a bonfire party? YES 106. Ever broken someone’s heart? NOT THAT I KNOW OF 107. Have you ever been on a horse? YES 108. What should you be doing? NOTHING 109. Is something irritating you right now? YES 110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt? YES 111. Do you have trust issues? NO 112. Who was the last person you cried in front of? MOM 113. What was your childhood nickname? WHEMMELS 114. Have you ever been out of your province/state? YES 115. Do you play the Wii? I DID 116. Are you listening to music right now? NO 117. Do you like chicken noodle soup? MEH 118. Do you like Chinese food? YES 119. Favourite book? JELLICO ROAD 120. Are you afraid of the dark? NO 121. Are you mean? I DON’T THINK SO 122. Is cheating ever okay? NO 123. Can you keep white shoes clean? HAHAHAHA 124. Do you believe in love at first sight? NO 125. Do you believe in true love? NO 126. Are you currently bored? YES 127. What makes you happy? FRIENDS AND PUPPIES 128. Would you change your name? MAYBE 129. What your zodiac sign? GEMINI 130. Do you like subway? YES 131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? DATE HIM 132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? TOM 133. Favourite lyrics right now? NO 134. Can you count to one million? NO 135. Dumbest lie you ever told? IDR 136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed? BOTH 137. How tall are you? FIVE EIGHT 138. Curly or Straight hair? MIX 139. Brunette or Blonde? BLONDE 140. Summer or Winter? FALL 141. Night or Day? DAY 142. Favourite month? OCTOBER 143. Are you a vegetarian? NO 144. Dark, milk or white chocolate? DARK 145. Tea or Coffee? COFFEE 146. Was today a good day? NOT BAD 147. Mars or Snickers? NEITHER 148. What’s your favourite quote? NO 149. Do you believe in ghosts? I DON’T NOT BELIEVE 150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line TOO LAZY TO DO IT