#needless to say I figured it out hahaha
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Netflix and Chill
(AN: This is a gift for @heiibo! Hope you like it!)
The happy couple decided for their date night is to spend the day watching movies and eating junk food. Luckily, Miles had the apartment to himself with his best friend staying at his girlfriend's place. Miles got matching pajamas, which Hobie asked, "Sunflower, did you buy me a pajama pants? Why?"
The Spider-Punk brought his own duffle bag with his own personal items like extra clothes. Yet, his cute boyfriend kept his extra clothes, and toothbrush in his room. "I thought it would be you know cute if we match." Miles slightly blushed, "But it's okay if-"
Hobie's heart felt pierced by Cupid's bow, his Sunflower is so damn cute. "Sunflower, I would love to." His cute boyfriend let out a beaming smiles that reminded him of sunshine. The punker mentally cover his face being so in love by his darling.
The two decided to wear pink pajamas with cute white bunny and little red hearts on it and white t-shirts. "Are you excited for our movie night, bae?" Miles happily sat next with his boyfriend pulling up a big warm blanket. "I hope you'll like this one." His boyfriend seems to hate any films that are for capital gain or formulated for the masses.
"Mmm, maybe, luv." Hobie smirks at his boyfriend, "Whatchu got for me, eh?" He held a bucket of buttered popcorn.
"Hmph-Hmph," Miles proudly puff his chest as he held his remote control to play his and roommate's Smart television, "This one is the movie! I've been wanting to watch it with you."
"What's it called?"
"Moonlight." Miles finally said, he clicked the moon on his streaming service. "Ready?" He happily toss his remote to the side and pulls the blanket over him as he snuggles against his man.
"Oi, share some with me!" Hobie chuckles as he got some of the blanket wrapped around his back.
"Hahaha, bae! Watch the hair." The blanket gently touches Miles' tapered Afro, while he giggles at how goofy his boyfriend likes to play around.
"Sorry, luv. Come'ere." Hobie right arm wraps around his Sunflower's broad shoulders pulling him closer, then he planted a kiss on his left cheek. "Mwah."
"Hahaha, that tickles, Hobie." Miles snickers before kissing back on the lips this time. "Mwah!" The two snuggle together while eating popcorn.
The movie started playing...
Close to the end, Miles already sobbing at the heartbreak scenes, he got himself some tissues. Hobie send tears, it way too close to home. Unlike Miles, who had love and support from his family and a positive lifestyle, Hobie struggled to be himself.
Being a black British boy in a world that wasn't accepting to other sexualities and genders along with no support- Oophh, it breaks his heart thinking about it. The movie was about a black boy name Chiron's trying to figure out who he is, and dealing with his sexuality. Through out the film, it shows how Chiron had to submit into a masculine drug dealer, and he met his first love in a long time. There's so many layer to the film, Hobie needs to keep watching it to find every detail and explanation. Needless to say it's a beautiful heartache film.
When the credits started rolling, Hobie inhale then sigh, "That was a good film, luv." He turns to his boyfriend who's balling his eyes out.
"Hobie!" Miles cries, "I love you so much! I love you so-so much! I just want you to know that!" For Miles this movie made him realize how lucky he was to live in a place of acceptance, and found the love of his life. He sniffles as he hugs his punker with big teary eyes.
"Awe, Sunflower. I love you, too!" Hobie hugs him back. "You know, you're the greatest thing that ever happened to me, luv." His fingers wipes his Sunflower's tears.
"Me too!" Miles did a cute pout, "I'm so happy I have you in my life."
"Me too, Sunflower. Me too, Sunflower." The punker tightly hug his partner as they kissed.
Afterwards, Miles sat on his boyfriend's lap as they snuggle with their blanket together. This time they watched a Korean romance movie. The punker proudly spoke Korean and understood impressing his boyfriend.
"Whoa, you know Korean!"
"Of course, Sunflower." Hobie's inner self smiling widely already impressing his Sunflower.
Miles' eyes gleamed, "Awe, lucky! I always wanted to learn."
"I'll teach you, Sunflower." Hobie clears his throat, "Repeat after me."
"Mm-hmm." His boyfriend watches his man carefully being ready.
"Salanghaeyo." Hobie's cheeks warm.
"Salanghaeyo!" Miles said loud and proudly.
Hobie's heart felt Cupid's arrow piercing through him, again. "He's so cute!"
"Wait, what does it mean?" Miles asked being clueless. Hobie snickers. "Hobie!"
#punkflower#miles morales#hobie brown#flowerpunk#fanfic#hobie x miles#miles x hobie#spiderman#across the spider verse
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Oh yes, of course! Kestrel actually just called not too long ago! I am so relieved he has been the one to reach out to me first again— a part of me was... rather worried of the two of us falling back into old habits again, to be quite honest. Perhaps now that he's looking to impress you, he will have more reason to call regularly, hah! (I kid, of course!)
Needless to say, I have caught him up with what all he has missed on our side... and he was rather displeased to hear of it, as well. (Of your infamous nurses, I mean. Otherwise, he was glad to hear that you are still keeping your head up. And he mentioned something about a boulder...?) I did tell him that you had also been asking about him, too.
"Oh, wait, r-really? I mean, uhh, that's cool. Yeah."
Haha! Kestrel does try so hard to act "cool." He should know by now that that will not work on me! He wished for me to let you know that school has been "you know" and that he achieved a high grade on the paper he had been so tirelessly working on (at the last minute...), so all is forgiven with Ting. Oh! And that he is still attempting to reach out to you again, whenever he is able to remember it.
I do wish I could find some way to assist him again, somehow... despite how it may seem, I am by no means an expert on any of the— how might you call it? The... transcendental goings-on that seems to be attracted to my family. It is all quite fickle in nature, truth be told. I hardly even know how Mom was so well acquainted with it all...
Or, well... I hardly "knew." I suppose the both of us have been learning a... a lot more about her, lately. I am not sure how to... how to feel about it all, to be quite honest. It is a lot to take in right now. I am not... despite how she frightens me so, I am inclined to believe your friend... Death. She is not dishonest. Still, my mother...?
...
Ahh... do you know what I rather miss, darling? Bird trivia! I suppose I have been replaced on that front by now, though. But I do not mind! I always quite enjoy hearing it, especially from your friend Luna! I did not believe it possible for someone to love birds as much as — or possibly more than — I do! Hahaha!
Thinking on that, and my mother... she was quite fond of corvids. Ravens, of course, were her favorites... Oh! Magpies, too, and crows... But did you know that blue jays are also corvids? That's right! I do believe she would have been very fond of you, too, sweet pea.
(I would have said, "Perhaps even more than I am?" but I fear that that is simply not possible. ♡)
Yeah? Good to know. Glad he's still calling. (Looking to impress me? Why??)
Displeased...? (Ah. Boulder as in Sisyphus. He's been calling me that.)
Pfft. Good for him. I'll let you know if I do hear from him again. ...Though I guess he'd be able to tell you first, probably.
Really? I heard you helping him, uh, connect. Sounded like you had a lot figured out. I suppose it's not as clearcut as it seems.
Mm... I don't think you have to be afraid of her. You and Kestrel. Think she's pretty fond of you guys. And of your mum. Don't blame you for not knowing how to feel, though. Can't imagine how I'd feel if my mum— or well, my birth mum— suddenly told me that she'd been best friends with Bigfoot while I was growing up. ...That's a bad comparison. You know what I mean, yeah?
...
Hah. You haven't been replaced, don't worry. If you want to tell me more, you're always welcome to it. Luna may have you beat on owls specifically, though!
Corvids? The ones that are the smartest birds? Or, them and parrots? Pretty good. Hey, Death told me that sometimes she'd turn into a raven to be around your mum more subtly, if that rings any bells. Blue jays? Huh. I didn't know that. I thought corvids were all black birds and whatnot. I'm glad you think so...
(Hah. Thank you. Love you too.)
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Recently watched Zootopia for the first time at the behest of my boyfriend and our mutual friend.
Easily in the top three most horrifying experiences I've ever had in front of a television. I'd argue it's even worse with almost a decade of hindsight -- the racial psychosis is one thing, and it definitely begs for analysis, but the psychosexual derangement and the naively sinister "meritocratic liberalized girlboss end of history eternal future" themes legitimately scared me. Knowing this movie came out around 7 months before the 2016 election makes my fucking stomach hurt. Hillary Clinton popularized the term "superpredator." I think I'm gonna throw up.
I kept thinking back to what (admittedly little) I know of Maoism while watching this movie. Maybe he was right, you know? About everything, even the sparrows. A healthy culture, one that has a vision for its future and a love for its people couldn't make something like this. And this was made by the Disney corporation, right smack dab in the middle of the 2010s where they were practically defining American pop culture. Maybe it's just that Americans over a certain income bracket all have the same psychosexual neuroses about race and class -- to the point of it being invisible to them. Maybe it's every American: I feel like there's a level of nonchalance to how people approach it. "Oh, you know, that's just how Zootopia is hahaha. Isn't that weird lol there were no lizards or birds?"
I mean, I dunno though. I feel like a lot of people's only interaction with the movie that isn't just passive consumption of a movie that just so happened to be in a movie theater comes from shitty CinemaSins style video essays. I think if more people did a close reading of the movie they'd walk away like I did, "wow, that was scary, I'm scared. I think America is doomed and I'm frankly not sure if that's a bad thing." Like, even the most bland Marxist reading of this movie -- that it's a world with race distinctions but no class distinctions -- cascades into a billion different contradiction fractals within the USAmerican psyche.
I dunno, I guess the furry fandom at large has desensitized itself to how fucking strange this movie is, but it gave me conniptions. I had to pause it every 15 minutes or so to calm down. The movie was icky, it made me feel gross.
The most shocking takeaway for me, however, is that the Zootopia Abortion Comic is not a drastic escalation of the moral stakes or self-seriousness of this movie. It's certainly less glamorous, but after years of making fun of this comic and asking myself things like "hahaha!!!! what kind of freak would watch a Disney movie with fluffy little characters and immediately jump to the moral issue of abortion??" --- I can sort of empathize with the artist's genuine confusion at the general reaction towards the comic. It's clear that they watched the movie, sincerely imbibed the themes, and created fan content from that perspective. Not a very uncommon thing for fanartists to do! The comic isn't something like fanart where Stephen Universe has to tearfully kill Hitler. More like fanart of Stephen needing a tetanus shot and empathetically talking down an antivaxxer. Kind of weird, sure, but definitely in line with the themes of the source content. It's just that -- in the instance of the Zootopia Abortion Comic -- the source content's themes consist primarily of an insane and tone-deaf reading on a prominent social issue. Go figure.
Anyway, needless to say I'll be buying tickets to Zootopia 2 on opening weekend.
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I am absolutely delighted with your comic! Oooh but now I'm curious and want to know more about Lyla's parents 😭❤️ How did they meet, where did they come from, how was their first meeting, love at first sight or something worked out? I read that Mr. Estaris didn't know how to speak the language well, did that influence anything?
Tell me more 😫
AWW thank you so much! 😭 Sorry it took me a while to answer this because I was wondering about their backstory myself LOL. I know they met in their early 20s, but I'm still trying to figure out HOW they met 🤔
Right now, I have it in my head that Luis moved from the Philippines to London to start a new life, but unfortunately he didn't speak English very well. So he struggled to find work and meet new people for a while with what little English he knew 🥺
As for Ava, I'm thinking she grew up in a very strict household with her father in London. Once she began to excel in fencing and schooling, it was nonstop lessons every day. She was suffocating under the weight of her father's expectations 😣
Maybe they met while Ava was out on an errand and noticed Luis getting bullied by some locals? She comes to his aid, and it was IMMEDIATELY love at first sight for Luis LOL. After witnessing this beautiful woman tearing his bullies a new one, he was SOLD HAHAHA 🤣
I like to imagine that their first conversation was really awkward with the language barrier 😭😂 So Ava decides to teach him how to read and speak English, (initially out of pity) but they eventually became close friends! She was so drawn to his silly and kind nature, which was difficult to come by considering her upbringing. The thing she admired most about Luis was his ability to make the most out of every situation. Needless to say, she fell in love too 🤭💕 Of course Ava's father didn't approve, but they eloped anyways! A couple years later, they had Lyla 🥰💛
One of the things they had in common was their love for reading, so now they run a bookshop together (which is something I wish I figured out sooner so I could've included it in the Spring Break series 😭) They definitely would've let Sebastian take home a few Muggle books to read!
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Vanis SR Story - What I Must Do

Chapter 1
Vanis: What do you need? It’s unusual for you to call on me.
Adder: I’ve decided. About tomorrow’s kickoff party.
Tomorrow, all factions, humans, demons— and angels, will gather in Colchicum. I wanted to ask how you would be conducting yourself amidst it all.
Vanis: Me? Why now? I’ll just do what I always do.
Adder: As you always do…… huh. It seems you understand what you have to do as a freeloader.
Your redeeming quality is that affability of yours. Tomorrow, you’ll be networking. And if anyone catches your eye, you will inform me later.
Vanis: So you want me to screen people that could be used as pawns…… is that what you mean?
Adder: Well, that’s what I meant. I don’t intend on letting freeloaders eat for free. Do it well.
Vanis: Got it. Well, I was going to do that even if you didn’t tell me to, you know.
(Internally) Besides…… Tomorrow is a great opportunity to figure out what Gypsophila’s intentions are. In order to fulfill my purpose, I can’t miss this chance.
Is that all you wanted to talk about? I don’t think it’s worth calling me here just for that…… Unless, could it be that you were worried about me?
Adder: You guessed it.
Vanis: Isn’t it even more unlike you to be worried about me?
Adder: Worried…… It’s a bit different from that. It’d be more accurate to say I’m uneasy?
I think you also realize this, but naturally he will also be attending the kickoff party.
Vanis: He?
Adder: If you’re going to play dumb then I’ll say it clearly. It’s “Mere.”
Vanis: ………
Adder: Kukuku…… Your usual composed expression disappeared. As expected of you, though, to do so at the mention of Mere’s name.
Vanis: What are you getting at?
Adder: It doesn’t matter. Just don’t ruin my reputation tomorrow.
(Time passes, at the kickoff party)
Human Man: Hahaha! How interesting! To think that there’d be interesting people like you in the demon world!
Vanis: Thank you. I’m happy to hear you say that.
(Internally) Fuu…… Adder said all that to me yesterday, but I’m the same as usual. There’s nothing to be apprehensive about. At this rate, those expectations will……
Human Noblewoman: Kyaaa……!
Vanis: Oops.
Are you alright?
It’s good to have fun at parties, but don’t get too excited.
It would be terrible if a beautiful person such as yourself fell and got a scar on their face. You should be more aware of your own beauty.
Human Noblewoman: I-I’m sorry……
Vanis: No need to apologize. I should be saying sorry for saying something that would dampen your spirits.
As an apology…… Would you like to dance with me? Let’s enjoy this wonderful night even more together.
Human Noblewoman: B-By all means!
Chapter 2
Adder: Why are you in a place like this? The party hasn't ended yet.
Vanis: You…… No, I just needed a change of pace.
Adder: Changing pace is your way of doing things…… But, as a matter of course, what you need to do is also going favorably, correct?
Vanis: Of course. I’ve left no stone unturned. It seems your needless worrying from yesterday is over.
Adder: Needless? Don’t degrade me. Your pace is slower than usual, it’s obvious.
Vanis: What are you talking about? I’m the same as usual.
Adder: Don’t play dumb. After all, that Gypsophila lot are here, so it seems you’re more fatigued than usual.
Vanis: …… Good grief.
I thought I was hiding it well. You’re really observant, aren’t you.
Adder: Hmph. It must have been a burden for you since you’re just a freeloader. If you’re worn out, shouldn’t you scurry back to the demon world?
Vanis: Hahaha. Thank you for your concern. However, you’re caring too much. I won’t quit halfway through.
Adder: …… Hm, so that’s how it is.
That’s the correct answer. If you said you were going to quit here and now, I would’ve kicked you out of the manor.
We’re connected by our mutual interests. Don’t forget, if you become complacent, then you’ll no longer be of use to me.
Vanis: So you weren’t worried about me, you were testing me?
Adder: Who’s to say. At least, don’t betray my expectations.
(Adder leaves)
Vanis: Whew, Adder really is scary. He said he would kick me out, but that alone is inexcusable.
But…… I haven’t changed. Yes…… I just have to do what I must do.
(Time passes)
Vanis: Here, this is a list of humans who are connected with the devil. You can put this to good use, right?
Adder: Looks like you still have some value to you.
Vanis: It’s most important that you seem satisfied. So, does this mean I won’t be kicked out?
Adder: For now.
Vanis: That’s good, then. I also think it’s worth staying in Belladonna.
For the sake of doing what I must do…… Alright?
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“Echoes of Silence,” Web of Spider-Man (Vol. 1/1985), #119.
Writer: Terry Kavanagh; Penciler: Steve Butler; Inker: Randy Emberlin; Colorist: Kevin Tinsley; Letterer: Steve Dutro
#Marvel#Marvel comics#Marvel 616#Web of Spider-Man#Kaine#Kaine Parker#Venom#Eddie Brock#Scarlet Spider#Ben Reilly#Cover gallery#Venom and Ben Reilly; there’s no denying that we’re reading a 90’s Spider-Man comic hahaha#not that I’m complaining#and yes!!! who IS Kaine??? that’s what I’ve been trying to figure out#(interestingly early use of “Spiderverse” by the way)#but yeah (if anyone cares for background) I can’t even remember when exactly I learned about Kaine’s existence#probably one of those “hey did you know Peter has ANOTHER clone who has bone shivs in his wrists???” trivia tidbits#I randomly picked up Scarlet Spider vol. 2/2012 by Christopher Yost and needless to say my pupils dilated and my third eye opened#loved Kaine ever since and I can’t wait to get into this read-through 👀
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My dumbass attempt at getting a cute photo, haha
Wheezy is such a good boy <3 he doesn’t care in the slightest.
The chick was less amused lol
#farming#dogs#he has toddlers climbing all around him all day his tolerance level is SKY high#when he first met a chick he sniffed them and kinda looked interested and i ‘ah ah!’ at him which i almost never do#he ducked away and was like ‘oh shit sorry note taken’ and has never bothered one since#when we had rats he’d chase the rats (he’s old and doesnt see well so he was never v successful lol)#and i was always amazed at how he could totally tell that This squeaking thing was BAD but These other chirping things are GOOD#if he wasnt like 10 and slept all day id use him more as my farm dog#as is he’s a great companion and loves to tag along#but i need a ‘sleep in the goat pen spend most day outside working’ dog and he’s old and gets sunburnt hahaha#he loves the kids sooo much#he sleeps with them or with the 15 yr old or on the corner couch thats His couch (its gross)#he’s a white red nosed pitbull ‘purebred’ but idk man the dude who bred him was a fool#and Wheezys dad apparently was constantly trying to kill Wheezy and Wheez was just in a room all day alone#the dude asked my brother if he could try and take him and give him a home#my brother said yeah but they just had a baby and if Wheez aggresses at all he’s gotta go#needless to say he never did never has#and Wheezy was my nephews first word!#my sis in law said when they had him and were still figuring him out and whether to keep him#she was outside calling him and he wasnt coming and she was frustrated#and my nephew (like 2? at the time) repeats her and goes ‘Shweezy!’ and Wheez came running hahaha#loves the kids so much#he’d die for them i know it in my heart he’d keep them safe from anything#but he’s the very definition of all bark no bite#he’s got a VERY loud impressive chest bark#and is objectively massive and very scary looking#he has bad skin issues that he’s on medicine for but he still gets red spots and hot spots#and let me tell you this rough looking 120 lbs pitbull is very intimidating to be barked at by hahaha#we live out in the middle of no where and people get robbed around here often#he’s a fantastic deterrant while also not being a liability
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ℂ𝕒𝕥𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕞
Ft. Luffy, Zoro, Sanji
Bad Summary: You catch them playing with themselves to you.
Cw: SMUT, All consensual , Established relationships, Sanji does Panty Stealing, Zoro is looking at Seuxal Pictures, Luffy is Watching You
Luffy

Luffy was never the type to have shame. Any shame he did have was long diminished after he started dating you.
“Put…ah! Your fucking fingers inside yourself.”
Like now.
Like clockwork Luffy is behind the creaked bathroom door squinting his eyes to focus on the slutty sight before him.
“Lu…”
Two fingers making messy circles on your soft worn clit in the bath tub. It’s been about 1 week of no sex time with your boyfriend so the little time you do have to relax. You use it thinking about him.
It’s been 4 days of this routine so far and by the second day you found out your boyfriend was a true pervert you decided to give him a show.
It wasn’t hard to find out, right after getting out the tub you noticed the door opened and his hat left on the floor.
He was always horrible at stealth. Plus his moans didn’t seem to be so quiet either.
Tonight, you grew tired. It was fun at first to have him watch you moan his name, aching and wishing your fingers was his tongue instead but now you crave the real thing.
Opening your eyes, you and Luffy’s lowered lids meet, and in an instant you see his head vanish, you knew he was panicked so you giggle.
“You can’t watch me forever, Lu…come here.”
Peaking his head back in, cheeks flustered and bangs almost covering his eyes he eases his way in, your eyes widen to see him COMPLETELY naked trying to cover his dick but the closeer got to you the more his hands moved back down.
“How’d you know I was watching you.”
“Because I know how you sound when you’re moaning—“
“I DO NOT MOAN, YOU DO WAY MORE THAN ME!” He pouts crossing his arm, his dick springing up still hard and blushing which makes you burst out laughing
“HAHAHA! Fine, just come in here I’m tired of using my fingers.”
“I bet you are. You’re bad at it anyways—“
“Excuse you!”
Luffy giggles jumping into the bath with you, your arms immediately are thrown around his neck for multiple kisses as he hovers over you in the warm water since you missed him so much before getting to the part you both been waiting for and needless to say you proved him right.
You do in fact moan more than he does.
Sanji

Such a pervert
such a damn pervert.
He has been stealing your panties from the day you allowed him to be your boyfriend.
You never knew for what exactly, a trophy? A good luck charm? You didn’t care to ask, he was a pervert and you knew it before you got with him so it didn’t matter.
But this evening you finally figured it out
Sanji thought you were too busy hanging out with the girls that he didn’t want to steal you away. Which was no bother for him seeing as he had the perfect material to help him out when he is in need.
“Shit…” His breathing was shaky and slightly muffed from how he was pretty much smothering himself in your scent. Your pretty used thong right under his nose, he just couldn’t stop himself from moaning into the fabric.
Sanji knew it was wrong, even filthy but it all was too good, he imagined you in them, fingering yourself and crying out his name, maybe you’ve actually done it in those panties specifically. You have told him you do it from time to time when he’s busy and that thought alone causes him to pump his cock faster.
Even to do it on your side of the bed drove him insane he just didn’t want to stop but he had to quickly or else—
“Havin’ fun?”
You couldn’t hear the concealed scream from your boyfriend. Trying to hide your panties rather than his dick standing tall and proud in front of you.
“I-I um! I—“
“Stop stuttering you look a mess.” You close the door and lock it behind you to crawl on top of him, “You had to be naked to do all this?”
“I…my love I was…I just…I miss—MPH!”
You knew whatever bullshit excuse was ganna annoy you so you decided to shut him up with a kiss, not too long after you hand wonders to his cock giving it gentle strokes causing Sanji to whimper in your mouth and buck his hips.
He’s so pathetic and it turns you on so much.
“I knew wearing this skirt would have stirred something in you.”
“H-how’d you know…I-I-I mean you do look ravishing —“
“Yeah. I know I do…which is why I felt you eye fucking me since breakfast.”
Sanji couldnt have been more embarrassed, but you didnt seem to mind. It was a form of flattery to you.
“Well.” You throw off your top and toss your bra, the pervert’s eyes widen in shock to see your perked nipples at eye level “Lemme help you finish. I’m pretty sure my panties arent as good as the real thing yeah?”
Your love cook couldn’t have been more blessed to have a girlfriend just as pervy as him seeing as you began to stroke his shaft grinning beside his ear.
“Lemme hear some more moans of my name, Ji…please.”
“I—Ah!”
“Oooohhh Y/N! shit!”
“Good…hmmmm boy baby…”
He sounded even prettier with your slit rubbing against his shaft.
Zoro

He’s so full of shit lmao.
He teases you about playing with yourself to the thought of him but his ass uses pictures of YOU to get off.
You once gifted Zoro a few …provocative pics of you completely naked and at first he was a stuttering mess,
“I CAN’T HAVE THESE WHAT IF USOPP OR THAT EROCOOK GETS AHOLD OF EM?!”
“Then hide em.”
“YOU—!?”
He kept them, but swore to you he will burn them.
Well. It’s been 2 months and he haven’t lit up nothing yet.
“Fuck—“
You of course none the wiser didn’t know, he would use the spare time he had after a workout to use sometimes to …
blow off more steam..
His groans were nothing less than low, you were coming to see him because you missed him but the noises he was releasing from your room made you almost break your neck trynna see
“Fuck..FUCK!”
You gasp, of course that’s where go disappears to after training. Bastard didn’t even shower, laying all sweaty on your bed.
his wet tank top over his head
panting
face blushed looking at the lewd photos of your pussy
moaning your name
“Fuck it.”
You walk in and he looked at you like a deer in headlights, all you could do was smirk
“GET OUT!”
“IT’S MY ROOM YOU PIECE OF SHIT—“
“….”
“…”
“….don’t…”
You lock the door behind you, not wasting no time to crawl on his strong bare legs to straddle him, “Don’t what? Don’t say anything? Don’t say anything about you being so obsessed with me you didn’t even—“
He tried shutting you up with a kiss, and you ALMOST FOLDED but no. You had him in such a rare form you had to pull back.
“Uh huh. I wanna savor how shitty you are.”
“ME?! WHY—“
“BECAUSE YOU SAID YOU WAS GANNA BURN THESE AND LOOK AT YOU!”
You tease your finger tips up from his balls to his tip, playing with the stickiness of his precum that always riled Zoro up. He was so cute squirming below you.
“Well. Are you ganna suck it or not.”
“PFFFTTTHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!…You think you ganna get it that easy?! Not from the shit you pulled, making fun of me for playing with myself but here you are doing the same.”
You push yourself off of him to take off your panties and face him with your legs spread teasing your clit as his eyes grow 2 times wider, cock already twitching.
“You’ll have to give me a show first.”
#sanji#sanjionepiece#one piece#black reader#one piece x female reader#female reader#black foot sanji#x female reader#one piece headcanons#one piece smut#sanji imagine#sanji x black reader#sanji x reader#one piece x black!reader#one piece scenario#zoro headcanons#zoro hcs#sanji smut#law#law one piece#law smut#ace smut#zoro smut#luffy smut#one piece zoro#law imagine#law headcanons#law scenarios#zoro scenario#zoro x reader
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Gratitudes Combo Post! I shall be bulk replying to nice messages that people have sent me here in an attempt to minimize clutter! I hope this works for you all as well!
@roodllle I'm very very glad the system works for you!!
For those that weren't here at the start, I actually did initially have set polls up to be daily, but after a bit of poking at it, I was able to figure out how to make polls weekly and still keep things moving on at a good pace! It seems people have enjoyed that a lot more so I'm very glad I put the work in to make the switch!!
I found the reblogs important too, just cause I know how fast things can disappear on the dashboard, and how hard it can be to remember what events are going on, especially if stuff if happening on a daily basis! Plus I talk to a lot of people in very different time zones, so my morning is definitely someone else's midnight.
(Many more below the cut!!)
@pileofrats It is indeed a full time job gjfisjgfi but if I wasn't willing to do such things For Science, then what kind of scientist would I be? :D (It says Science twice on my diploma, not that you need a degree to be a scientist, but just to show that I am dedicated.)
@vampiredeliverylady I have indeed been thanked, but it's very nice to hear it every time!! Thank you for taking the time to write such a nice message and it's wonderful to hear that this tournament is making a positive impact for you !!!!
@samuwhal Thank you so much! I'm very glad you're enjoying it and hope you keep having fun!
Thank you! I hope you have a wonderful day (and I hope all of your interceding days have been wonderful too) as well! I'll admit I maybe wasn't thinking about how much work 1000+ Pokemon would be when I started, but I'm dedicated to seeing this through! (And they've added new ones since I've started!! I'm going to have to go back in and work those in after I'm done here. </3)
Thank you!!! 💙💙💙
I am !! Sometimes it gets a little stressful, but at the end of the day, I'm very lucky and very happy to be here!
Thank you!! I definitely gotta keep it organized, because I absolutely would lose stuff if I didn't ahaha, so it works out for everyone! (And if I am occasionally secretly hoping that sometimes people are finding about this tournament from individual Pokemon tags that they're browsing, well, let's keep that a secret between us ;D)
And needless to say, I am also very lucky to have you all here with me :D !! A tournament is not a tournament without all of you participating and hyping up your favorites!
Thank you so much!! It really means a lot!! 😊
@taintedhallows you know it!! :D 💪💪💪
@commieorcs Thank you!! I hope you're having fun participating! :D
@indiana-grace Thank you! They're definitely a huge help to me too because I absolutely would vote differently if I couldn't look them in their little eyes before casting my own votes hahaha. My hope is that it also makes it more newbie friendly as well, since I know not everyone voting is familiar with all of them!
Thank YOU!
gjiofsjgf I'm glad it's working out then!! I too am often too busy to pay attention to other polls I'll admit. Often times the only thing I do on Tumblr in a day is work on this tournament lol
Ok, I think that's a wrap! I shall now clear these asks out of my inbox, but one more collective thank you to all of you and everyone who has said nice things!! It's very very sweet and kind of you all and has given me a lot of energy and motivation to keep pushing forward with this!
Sorry for taking so long to answer some of these!! I know I wanted to avoid clutter, but I could've made smaller grouped response posts and answered these collectively sooner!
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AU of GNR going to a carnival?
Hi, my brain could only come up with headcanons, so I hope you like it. Also I might have blended a bit of how luna parks work here, because honestly I'm not American and carnival to me is like the Venice carnival hahaha.
Axl:
- Mr recklessness himself. He will try every ride that looks like it could kill you.
-"Axl, I'm not going on something that looks like it's about to shoot me out of space. "
-"C'mon it's going to be fun!"
- Probably he will drag you into the house of horrors but then you both get scared.
- He will spoil you. Are you hungry? He will buy every treat you want. You see a cute souvenir? Boom, it's paid and in your bag now.
- However he is extremely competitive. Shooting gallery? He will look like those poor targets own him money. He wants to win the plushie and he will win the plushie for you.
- If he succeeds, he makes sure you get the biggest one, if he doesn't, he will pout but still try to have fun for you.
- Beside the shooting gallery, his worst enemy is the punching machine. He wants to impress you, no matter what, even if you are aware of how strong he is.
-"Babe c'mon. No need to impress me, that's not our first date!"
-"I gotta beat my record!"
-Before getting home, you will have your romantic moment on the top of the ferris-wheel.
Slash:
-Slash loves rides, especially the one that will spike your adrenaline. So be ready to not have a break.
-You will both scream at the top of your lungs, out of excitement and fear.
-If your stomach is upset, he will take pity on you and wait before hopping on the next ride.
-Even more than rides, he loves the haunted house. If you are a big horror fan like you, then great!
-But if you are not, you either gather your courage or don't follow him.
- He will probably be so happy to be scared by random noises and flashing lights. He has even the courage to tell you that he didn't find it scary enough.
-"To be honest that scream wasn't even that scary."
-" I'm happy you didn't, because I found it very fucking scary."
- He will wear his sunglasses on every ride, it doesn't matter that you get thrown upside down. Somehow they will stay on him.
- If either you manage to win a prize, you already know if there's a snake stuffed animal, he will choose it and you will make him carry it around.
-"We should call it Elton John, it will make him a gentleman"
- Slash will laugh and you will know everything is worth that smile.
Duff:
-Duff loves carnivals, he didn't have a lot of money growing up so he didn't manage to go often.
- He will take advantage of his height at any time and make lighthearted jokes about you being shorter than him.
-"Are you sure you can go on this ride? Are you tall enough?"
-Jokes on him tho, because you drag him on the carousel and other rides for people who are not as tall as he is.
-"Is the horse too small for you, Duffy?
- Food doesn't discriminate and you make sure to get different dishes so you can taste them all, from funnel cake to chicken and waffle.
- You convince him (more like he pretends to have to be convinced) to go on the ferris-wheel for a romantic moment.
- The view isn't the best but the kiss at the very top pays off everything. You even joke about how this is the way Duff sees the world, so up there, and he will laugh.
- Lastly you want to take a photo in a tiny photo booth, to remember this day.
-Needless to say you take a few minutes to figure out how to get both in frame, without cutting Duff's head in the picture.
-"Say cheese!"
-" I can't feel my legs anymore."
-" But look how cute you are in this!" And you really mean it.
Izzy:
-he is not a big fan of carnival, but he will still go with you.
- Will skip most rides with the excuse that he needs to hold your stuff and he likes to look at it better anyway.
- You will manage to drag him to some rides, and he will be the most chill even while he is excited.
- "Did you have fun?"
-"It was okay. I liked when it felt like we were about to fall into the void."
- However you discover he has a secret talent : guessing how much something weighs by holding it.
- How's that helpful at a carnival? A game where you have to guess precisely the weight of an object.
-He will win a giant teddy bear that will make you both take turns to hold.
-"Why are you so good with weights?"
-"My previous "legal" job? "
-You know he had fun, even if might not show it. He can be just as crazy and childish as the rest of the band.
Steven:
-He is a child at heart so he will try every ride. Every single one of them.
-He will drag you to the carousel, saying it's not only for kids but for couples too.
-He is not the most precise with tiro al segno, but he will manage to win a small stuffed animal. Great, now it is your child.
-"C'mon, I bet we are short enough to pass for teenagers!"
-"Steven, it's literally a dog shaped train for children."
-His second favorite thing to do is eating. He will want to try every single food and will get upset if you say he can't.
- "I can't choose just one! You know I love both the caramel apple and the deep fried oreos."
-Needless to say he will get both and feel full for approximately an hour before asking for food again.
-He will still want to ride even with a full tummy, which means he will look like he's about to puke most of the time.
-"No way we are going on that roller-coaster after you ate a whole turkey leg."
-"But I feel fine!"
- At the end you will spend a fun day, feeling like a child again, with a new stuffed animal, hopefully with a non-sick Steven and getting over some of your roller-coaster fear.
#guns n'roses#Axl rose#Slash#Duff Mckagan#Izzy Stradlin#Steven Adler#guns n roses fanfic#Request#Headcanons#Carnival
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And you know, I had another thought. It's a probably completely unrelated and wrong but as a nerd who knows a ton of random shit for no reason, I figured it might be fun to bring up.
So Quincy Morris knows what a vampire (or rather, a really hungry and murderous vampire bat) is and what they're capable of, thanks to the loss of his poor horse. But I can't help but wonder if there's another place where he could have heard the term 'vampire' in the context of humans dying.
The New England Vampire Panic, perhaps?
For those who don't know, the New England Vampire Panic (referred to here forth as the NEVP) was a mass hysteria reaction to a tuberculosis outbreak in New England in the 19th century. Before people knew what caused TB, one of the thoughts was that, because it could affect whole families, where people would gradually lose their health (in a manner not dissimilar to Lucy), that a deceased member of the family who'd died of TB was draining the life out of the rest of the family. Like a vampire.
We know now that TB is a bacterial disease and the reason it could infect a whole family was that it was highly communicable. One person gets it, the people taking care of them could easily get it, and so on. But the cause of TB wasn't discovered until much later in the 19th century, and during a time when the germ theory of disease was only just starting to take hold, and superstition and odd folk remedies still reigned (at least in parts), a dead family member draining the life out of others, while superstitious, didn't seem like the wild out there idea it does now.
Well, perhaps it did, because contemporary reaction to the NEVP was less 'oh shit vampires are loose in New England' and more 'hahaha look at these backwater superstitious fools, they think vampires are killing them.' This was probably do to the... creative methods used to deal with a 'vampire'. Turn the body over, remove and burn organs, make infected family members breathe smoke from the burning organs, eat the ashes of the burning organs...yeah. Needless to say, none of that worked, and was viewed at the time as being based in old superstitions and folk remedies.
Either way, the NEVP was in the papers, the term vampire was used, and perhaps our friend Mr. Morris read about it in the papers, this strange wasting illness believed to be caused by a supernatural force. And combine that with his one anecdote about the bat and the horse...perhaps he had a better idea of what was happening to Lucy as a result.
Or it could just be that he saw his horse drained of life. But I like to think it's a combination of the two, if only because it gives him the term 'vampire' as applied to people, and Lucy's symptoms do mirror those discribed in articles about the panic.
Either way, y'all should read about the NEVP, and its most famous incident, the Mercy Brown case, which occured in 1892. Dracula was published in 1897…so it'd be interesting if Stoker knew about these incidents and drew inspiration from them as well.
#dracula daily#dracula#I'm honestly not sure where I was going with this#I just wanted to talk about the new england vampire panic#and how funny it would be if Quincy read about it in the papers#just to go and live through it with Lucy#new england vampire panic#history is wild#also not all folk remedies are odd or way off the mark like this#don't feed tb hearts to your family kids#especially if you don't want them to get tb
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Listen, Yuki, I’ve got to know. I didn’t come onto the SDJ fandom until maybe a month ago which means I’ve never seen much of JambeeBot’s art on twitter and Sauce’s old art, but I’ve HAVE to ask if you remember what Jack’s results were for the BDSM test? I’ve only seen hints here and there showing his top 5 or what was above 80% (for example, they wrote about his 100% exhibitionist tendencies, 100% primal Hunter instincts, 100% dominant tendencies, 97% degrader, 94% voyeur, rigger, brat tamer, master/mistress, sadist, and experimentalist side) but I haven’t seen anything else and I’m dying to know the rest! For scientific reasons, of course :o) I’m extremely interested on what you think how each of Jack’s results play out with his sunshine, especially with his more degrading side, sadist tendencies, and that primal hunter kink. We all know that he totally has a breeding kink (or at least the need to fill his sunshine with his love~) outside of the test results, but do you think that could possibly go hand in hand with his primal side? I love this incredibly horny clown man and reading all your theories and thoughts are always a delight so I figured you’d be the best person to ask! Have an awesome night!
-🧜🏻♀️
Aww, thank you for such kind words. I'm glad you enjoy my posts.💖
I actually used the test in a recent post about my personal headcanons when it comes to the love/sex preferences of the main cast. I went into detail about what I personally read into the test results, so I won't rehash too much here, but I'll post the BDSM results here as well.

In the post, I assumed that the degrader kink only went as far as Jack embarrassing his sunshine. As I recall, there were concerns raised about the kink, and an example was given of getting a character who was flustered by being in girly clothes to wear dresses. This, plus the rumor that Jack is unable to swear formed my opinion on how this kink was expressed in my post.
Then the new audio drama dropped on patreon where Jack calls his sunshine his slutty sundrop and has quite the potty mouth.
Needless to say, I've had to reassess those particular theories, though I'm sticking with my personal headcanons for Sunshine in Hell. I'm big into sweet romance and vanilla fluff, so I'm definitely exploring overall softer narratives for this yandere fandom, hahaha.
That's an interesting thought that his primal hunter kink would tie into a breeding kink. Personally, I headcanon that Jack has a huge breeding kink, since fathering a child would be the ultimate proof that he's real.
As we've heard in the audio... Jack really wants to fill his sunshine up with his cum "love" and make sure it's always inside them.
@channydraws @earthgirlaesthetic @sai-of-the-7-stars @cheriihoney @illary-kore @okamiliqueur
#Sunny Day Jack#Something's Wrong With Sunny Day Jack#SunnyDayJack#sdj#swwsdj#Headcanon Ramblings#Ask
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hello! can i request some yan hcs for almond cookie? if your requests are open ofc-
thanks in advance < 3
Rejection (Yandere Almond Cookie x GN Cookie!Reader Hcs)
CW: yandere themes, stalking, rejection (towards reader at first), kidnapping, drugging, Stockholm Syndrome, manipulation.
A/N: ahh yes, the cookie everyone's been simping for. I hope you liked these, my dear!!
Also, I was inspired by this art. He's hot for a yandere hahaha 😭🖐��

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You heard about the infamous Almond Cookie in your time at Magic City. A cookie that's smart enough to apprehend many criminals in his career.
There's no doubt that's the reason why you fell hard for him, not because of his career but also for his looks and personality; smart, cunning, determined, tough and handsome.
For a background check, you're also a detective, working under the wing of Almond in Magic City.
You even adored his daughter, constantly joining her whenever she goes on little detective adventures.
As always, to show your appreciation and affection to your boss and crush, you always bring him a warm cup of coffee instead of the americano he always drinks in the morning.
Constantly bringing him deserts whenever he works hard in his office.
You were there to lend an ear whenever Almond want to talk to somebody, wether it could be venting out his feelings, talking about the incomplete case or had a rough day.
Whenever he's out, you constantly talk about him to your cookie peers.
Your co-workers started to pick up a few hints that you have feelings for the detective, which you refused to admit but surrendered.
You just fell in love to your boss, shocker right?
After a few weeks of pinning for him, you couldn't contain these feelings anymore so once again, you turned to your peers for advice.
You were too nervous to confront him so you left a letter to his desk.
After a long day, Almond comes back at his office and saw your letter on his desk. He thinks that it might be a letter to another city for more criminal cases but was proved wrong as he opens up the letter.
Heyya boss,
I know that it's been a year since I worked for you but I need to tell you something. I love working for you and to have a massive contribution towards magic city. I really really like you, a lot and I was wondering if we could get coffee in your free time as a date? Happy to hear you soon!
- (y/n)
Needless to say, he was not impressed. So he called you into his office to have a little talk with you.
You began to swallow hard because this glare at you shows disappointment and shame.
"Listen, (y/n). Let me clarify you something, we are detectives and it's inappropriate to establish a relationship here. So I suggest that we should focus on our jobs and not on our love life."
Your heart shattered towards the words he spoke but didn't cry in front of him. You don't want to look pathetic in front of him. You silently nod and said;
"Okay boss, I understand."
From that day on, you tend to be around him less. Working less cases with him and chose one of your co-workers instead.
Almond notices the changes as soon as he stepped into the headquarters. You were more lively and talkative towards your peers but quiet and spoke little words when it comes to him.
Needless to say, he regretted it. He wants to have the same presence in his office; the warm coffee, the delicious desserts, your patient and understand self. He missed those.
He rejected you not because he's not interested to you, it's because he fears of being abandoned and left off again, just like his former wife.
He follows you around whenever you go out for errands, thinking that he's just protecting you.
He even got a hold of your folder of private information, from birthday to the street address you lived in.
Almond thinks that if he dated and potentially, marrying you in the future, his daughter might have a mother/another father figure in her life. You'll be an excellent parent to Walnut Cookie.
It gets to the point that he's extremely jealous and angry when you ignored him and only paid attention when required to.
It's sad to say that you already moved on from him, which he didn't appreciated.
When he invited you out for coffee all of the sudden, you rejected his offer and someone already took you out for a coffee break.
He is P I S S E D off.
He doesn't accept this and he became shocked when he finds out that you are moving to another headquarters in another city. He needs to do something!!
He can't risk loosing you!! He needs you!! He wants to feel that atmosphere when you are around!!
He's not gonna let you leave Magic City, when you are destined to be in his humble home.
In your last day in the office, he gave you an iced coffee as an 'apology gift' and wishes you the best of luck.
What you didn't know is that the drink was drugged.
It's didn't take long for you to be passed out as soon as you head for the door after you finished your drink.
You expected to hit your head against the dark brown tiles but his hands on your waist proves you wrong.
Before you passed out, you heard snippets of his words as he carried you towards his car.
"Maybe i shouldn't put three crushed pills on the drink it at least they're sleeping peacefully. I'm sorry if I have to do this but I can't protect you if you lived in another city. You're safe here in Magic City, with me."
Life with Almond
As soon as you woke up, your leg was bound with yellow chains on the bedpost of the bed. His coat was placed against the edge of the bed.
As you're about to scream for help, Almond came from the door with a tray on hand.
"ahh good morning, sweetie. How you feeling?"
You just stared in shock, did he take you? Is your senses correct that he drugged your drink with 3 freaking pills?
"Boss, why am I here? It feels that my head was crushed." You spoke.
"Easy now, (y/n). The pills had a strong effect on you. Take some painkillers after you eat breakfast."
He...he kidnapped you? Pills? Your gut is right all along. You shoved him away from him as you scrambled on the corner of his bedroom.
"Woah there, babycakes. Calm down, let me explain-"
"s-stay away from me! What are you going to do? Chain me here? Keeping me prisoner for the rest of my life? I already moved on from you so stop acting petty!"
"I am not being petty!!!" His raised voice made you flinched.
"What would happen if you moved to another city without me, hmm? Who would hear you pleas for help if Dark Enchantress Cookie attacked that city and took you away? Who will protect you?" He spoke as he cornered you once again.
You were about to move away but his arms are trapping you in the corner, you still refused to stare into his eyes.
"that's right, only I can protect you. You won't leave this house as long you accepted you fate here as my lover."
You cried silently as he sat on the floor and hugged your body as an act to comfort you.
"Then why did you reject my feelings when I fist confessed to you?"
"It's because I was scared, I may have my daughter but I want someone to love me and won't abandon us. I'm sorry if I rejected and treated you harshly because.."
'So that's the reason?' You thought as your sobs begin to die down while he cuddles you on the floor.
"I need time to adjust here, I won't accept your apology easily." You sniffed.
"It's okay, sweetie. I'll be patient for you."
At first, you were scared for the first few weeks of staying in his home but he tries his best for you to accept his love.
Bringing in your favorite breakfast, cuddling and giving you kisses everytime he saw you.
Almond also brought his daughter to the room to introduce you as his lover.
Also wants to be called by his name rather than 'boss'. Bonus if you call him by endearments; hot stuff, honey, babe. He likes those!
He even asked you if you need anything when he leaves for work.
Eventually you warmed up towards him and accepted your fate as his lover.
Let's just say that he's really happy! And eventually his daughter accepted you for you're the one that makes her dad happy.
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Do not republish, edit, or repost to other websites.
Reblogs and likes are appreciated! 💕
#tw yandere#tw stockholm syndrome#tw stalking#tw manipulation#yandere x reader#yandere almond cookie#yandere almond cookie x reader#yandere cookie run x reader#almond cookie
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DA here reporting for duty 😎 needless to say I completely agree with what’s been said (you characterization is incredible YES IT IS), but also can we hear a little commotion for the smut!? You smut is life changing, every single intimate gesture feels SO big, so monumental, a transformative experience for the characters. The restaurant scene comes to mind, where Armand is just watching Daniel eat then making him eat then feeding him himself, it’s such a torturous, delicious build up that feels sexual every step of the way and they don’t even touch (properly) nevertheless kiss or fuck. And yet there I was reading it like it was the Count of Montecristo. Just exquisite 🤌🏼 But also there is this thing about your writing where everything feels big and important, even the building up to the big moments feels monumental, every gesture full of emotion and ahem, monstrous intimacy 😮💨
Dungeon anon 💖💖
Hahaha, would you believe that when I posted the Copley fic I actually took a klonopin and cried? I was so convinced the sexual tension would not telegraph, that people would read it and think it's totally weird because it's just a single bite of cake, and I would be some kind of insane feeding kink pariah lol I absolutely agonized about sharing it.
But I'm so thrilled by the positive response it's gotten and so thrilled that you're here commenting directly on the smut. Because I love figuring out how a mortal and a vampire could connect sexually, and thinking about what Armand gets out of all of it. Sometimes writing about his sensory experiences is more fun than writing about Daniel's dick feelings and that's pretty cool (though I really love writing him all turned on and sloppy with desire for the monster in his bed).
And I'm so glad it all feels big and important. Because in my mind it's all important, like Armand snatching Daniel's cigarettes from his pocket is an intimate action and just as big as Armand sticking his hand down Daniel's pants.
And because I love you, and because anyone willing to put aside shame and comment directly on smut deserves a treat, here's some vampire on vampire action I'm working on:
Armand turned his face. Daniel’s mouth was so close, right there in front of him. All he had to do was close his eyes, lift his head and close the scant few inches between them for the first time in twenty years. It would feel so good- kissing Daniel had always felt like licking a battery, like getting an electric shock that started at his mouth and spread out through his veins until his entire body sang with it. Armand inhaled softly, angled his face just right. Got so close he could feel the brush of Daniel’s lips against his.
The whine he let out when Daniel pulled back was pathetic. He tried to reach out and drag him back in but before he could a pair of strong hands caught his wrists.
“Really, Daniel,” Armand muttered when he saw the smug grin on his face.
Daniel pressed a kiss to his palm that sent warmth blooming all the way down his arm. “What, you don’t like your own tricks used against you?”
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True: I told a follower I would post pics of my mother. But they are stuck on a broken computer. I said I figured out how to post another pic of her. To do so I had to contact 5 different friends to find one that could scan a photo into their phone to send me. The 5th one would be able to do it. I had to contact my sister to obtain the photo to scan. Needless to say, I had to explain to each of these people why I needed the photo scanned and sent to me. They all got a kick out of hearing the explanation! So now 6 local people know about my blog. Anything they did not know before (some did not know much) they will definitely know all about it all now!
My sister said "Omg, you are actually going totally public about you and Mom! You have chosen to do so? Hahaha! It is about time! People all along have been asking me if it is really true. Now I will tell everyone it is true. I will tell everyone all about it. Your goal shall be met, everyone will know my brother is in love with and dating our Mom! Hahaha."
#oedipus complex#secret revealed#rumor confirmed#secret no longer#truth revealed#truth be told#rumor has it#exposed and outed#exposed secret#cover blown#open secrets#secret affair#public secret#public exposure#no way out#famous in small town#smalltown famous
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✾D.K- Two words: fuck, yeah★✶
Master list
Words: 2535
Warnings/kinks: Somnophilia(?), Exhibitionism(?), masturbation, Denki being a perv
Pairing: Kaminari Denki x reader
Summary: a sleepover with the squad, and Denki being horny
===NSFW under the cut===
Even if you didn't admit it aloud, you were glad Mina dragged you into her friend group. Even if you were in a different class, you still hung out with the group a lot. It took awhile to get used to since you didn't really have any friends before UA, even Mina; she was an acquaintance at most. So having four loud dudes, and an over dramatic Ashido, was a little much.
Kirishima was very patient with you, encouraging your social growth. Bakugo just never talked to you, Sero was like Kirishima and made sure to tone down his energy. Jiro was pretty quiet, but you loved listening to her music. And Kaminari on the other hand.. was a lot like Mina. Over-dramatic, loud, and energetic, oh and not to mention flirty.
In fact, the first words he said to you were, "woah, hey there beautiful."
Needless to say, you avoided talking to him as much as possible after that encounter with him, you didn't want to embarrass yourself. But after you saw him flirting with literally everybody, it gave you a bit of reassurance that he wasn't doing it just to you.
Over the course of six months, your bond grew stronger with the group, and you even started talking to Bakugo when he wasn't as moody. You were still flustered around Kaminari, trying to work up the courage to make him flustered.
"Pass the popcorn," Mina said to you, pulling you out of your daze.
"Oh— here," you handed her the bowl of popcorn. Only about half of the group was actually watching the action movie.
It was strange being in a boy's room, especially since you were sat on the bed with Mina. It wasn't too odd because it was Sero's. It was comforting, it always smelt like Rose incense, and the fairy lights gave it character.
"Y/n if you're not gonna pay attention to the movie at least let someone who actually is on the bed," Sero said with a raised brow.
"Sorry," you said, scratching the back of your head. You slid off the bed to switch spots with Sero, and realized that you were now sitting next to Kaminari. Ahaha, great.
"Oh hey cutie," he winked. He knew what he was doing. It gave him confidence that he was making a pretty person like you blush.
"Hey Buzzy," you replied with a nervous side-smile. You heard his breath hitch at the new nickname, something you came up with about a week ago after training.
As the movie progressed, you could feel Kaminari's gaze periodically land on your face. It made you self conscious, so you thew your hoodie hood over your head and pulled the strings tight. You heard a giggle from Kami.
"Well that was a boring ending," Kirishima said as he switched off the TV. "They could've at least left it on a cliffhanger."
"Well let's just get settled in, then," Sero said.
"I'm gonna go back to my dorm now. Thanks for the movie," Jiro said.
"Oh yeah, anytime," Sero replied.
Bakugo had also left for his room about an hour ago, already two hours past his typical bedtime. So it was just you, Sero, Mina, Kirishima, and Kaminari. One for the hammock, two for the bed, and two on the floor.
"Who's sleeping on the floor?" Sero asked.
"Not it!" You and Kaminari yelled at the same time, pressing a finger to your nose.
"Not it!"
"Not it!"
"..not it! Shit," said Kirishima.
"Well at least you won't be alone on the floor," Sero shrugged.
"I call the hammock!" Mina yelled, jumping onto the piece of hanging fabric.
...shit.
"Well beautiful," Kaminari said, slinging an arm over your shoulders, "looks like you and I will be talking the bed."
"Yeah," you grumbled. "Let me get changed, one sec."
You grabbed your bag and headed to the bathrooms. Of course. Of course this would happen to you. You had to sleep beside your unofficial crush! Wait— what. You let out a sigh at your self-confirmation, slipping on a white tank-top. Well, if you were going to try and fluster him, now would be the perfect time. You pulled on your silky black pyjama shorts, and took a slow spin in front of the mirror. You quickly fixed up your hair and brushed your teeth.
By the time you got back, everyone had changed into their sleeping clothes and were chatting away.
"Oh, y/n! We were just talking about how—" Mina got cut off.
"—how cool Hanta's twinkle lights are! See, they have three different colour settings," Kaminari interrupted, flicking through the settings.
Sero let out a chuckle as he fluffed out his pillow. You might be a little bit of an idiot, but you knew for a fact that they weren't talking about the lights.
Denki took in your sleep-ware, and his jaw nearly broke off the hinges. How on earth was he going to be able to sleep beside you when you were wearing that. True, your shirt had a few random stains, but did you not notice that you could just barely see your nipples through the white fabric?!
Kirishima gave him a quick nudge as if to say, "good luck, careful what you wish for".
Denki knew he shouldn't, but he really wanted to tell you how nice your nipples were. For once he kept his mouth shut, and crawled into Hanta's bed. You and him got separate blankets, but that wasn't enough to calm Denki down. He was going to be laying next to you, while you were wearing the most unintentionally sexy tank top ever. And those shorts... thank god those would be covered under the sheets.
"Ok, what were you guys actually talking about?" You asked, sitting against the headboard.
"We were talking about how Kami's gonna be sleeping with a girl for the first time!" Mina yelled before Denki had the chance to butt in.
Denki felt his face heat up as you started giggling.
"Lucky me," you chortled. You put your hands behind your head as the conversation continued.
"—yeah Denki, why do you brag about being so experienced, but you've never laid down beside a girl before?" Hanta teased, nudging Denki.
"Well you gotta have confidence! That's what gets all the ladies," Denki crossed his arms and stuck up his nose.
"Yeah? Where's your proof?" Kirishima prodded.
"Ok, fine. It hasn't worked.. yet!" Kami said, loosening his stance.
"Whatever you say, Denki," Mina giggled.
The four of them continued to talk for a while, you occasionally giving input. You were pretty drowsy, and remembered that you had barely any sleep the night before. You began to drift, still sitting against the headboard.
Denki let out a startled squeak as he felt a pressure land on him. You were asleep, head leaning on his shoulder, and he felt your arm slowly wrap around his, "uhh."
"Hahaha! Denki you're so red right now!" Mina laughed, hand on her stomach. He felt his cheeks with his free hand, and he was in fact blushing profusely. He leaned over to look at your sleeping figure, and couldn't help but stare at your chest. Your nipples.. were so.. perfect..
"Hello, earth to Kaminari!" Kirishima slapped Denki's leg.
"Ah— hmm?" Denki said, snapping out of his trance.
"You might wanna put a blanket over yourself," Kirishima nodded to Kami's lap.
"O-oh, right. Sorry," denki stuttered. He hadn't even noticed how hard he was, and since he was wearing sweats it was on full show. He quickly grabbed his blanket, and covered his lap. How awkward..
"Imagine if y/n knew what she was doing to you," Mina teased.
"You wouldn't," Denki gulped. No way would you forgive him if you found out.
"But I would," Mina smirked. "Unless..."
"Oh don't blackmail me, Pinky," Denki pouted.
"I wasn't finished!" Mina giggled. "Unless you grow a pair and take her out on a date."
"I-I can't," He started to panic. What if you said no? He didn't usually care about rejection, but with you..
"You've asked out literally every girl in our class, you shouldn't have a problem confessing to your actual crush," Hanta added.
"Ugh," Denki leaned his head back, "but it's different with y/n. I really like her, and I don't wanna fuck things up."
"Your choice," Mina shrugged with a sly grin.
"I'll think about it," Denki frowned. He was too conflicted to rejoin the conversation.
He felt you slip down his arm, and he tried to readjust you, and ended up with your head in his lap. Fuck, not what he intended to do. It felt so good to have some relief from his hard-on, but trying to restrain himself from jerking his hips up— fuck. He did not want you to wake up to him humping your head. He felt his cheeks get hotter, and took a deep breath.
He later managed to gently push you off of him, and covered you with your own blanket. He really needed to have a quick shower.
"Hmmph..?" You mumbled, gripping onto Denki's arm as he tried to escape. Shit.. so cute..
He sighed quietly, and decided to stay in bed. His erection would go away at some point. It was easy but difficult to sleep at the same time. On one hand, you were cuddling into him, and on the other, you were cuddling into him.
Fuck. Erection did not go away. Denki pulled out his phone and squinted at the time: 4:15am. He was now even harder than he was before, but he was still trapped. In fact, you had managed to sneak under his blanket and fully drape one arm over his torso. Shit, Shit.
Maybe he could just peel your arm away from him and— ah crap. Your thighs gripped his leg; another restriction. Denki could admit that he was really enjoying your attention, awake or not. The thought of your crotch so close to him made Denki whimper. He couldn't just go back to sleep, he would end up having a wet dream and horribly embarrassing himself.
Denki guilty looked over to Hanta's side table at the tissue box. He glanced at you again and took a gulp of air. Fuck, here goes nothing. He reached his free hand, (thankfully you only restricted his left), and pulled out a couple sheets. He laid them beside his hip for later. He slowly slipped his hand under his sweatpants, and began to pump himself.
Denki was scared shitless that you were gonna wake up and freak out. God, he was such a pervert. He focused on your thighs, and how wonderfully they felt clamped around his left leg. Your arm was still on his torso, loosely gripping onto his T-shirt.
He let out a soft sigh at the thought of you gripping his shirt as he kissed you, "a-ah~"
Denki shamefully glanced down at your relaxed face. Oh what he'd do for you to let him cum on your face. He picked up the pace, moving his gaze down to your chest. He let out a soft groan when he saw how hard your nipples were, breasts practically falling out of the tank top. He was getting close. Just a little longer.
"Oh fuck y/n, please," denki whimpered quietly, loving the way you shifted your position slightly, your hand falling down to rest on his stomach. He felt butterflies explode inside him, and he quickly grabbed the tissues and laid them on your arm.
"Hmgh," denki struggled. Your tits.. so close to him.. thighs.. oh fuck! He let spurts of cum land on the tissue, a little missing and landed on your hand.
His chest heaved as he tried to breathe properly again. He carefully folded the tissue and dabbed the drop of semen off your hand. He couldn't see the garbage from here, so he just stuffed it in his bag. He haphazardly put his dick away, and sighed contently. He couldn't believe he just did that. Needless to say, he had a good sleep after that.
You on the other hand, had woken up in the middle of Denki's activity. You weren't totally surprised that he did what he did, but you were surprised that he moaned your name, (and the fact that he basically jizzed on your hand). You couldn't help the heat that beat through your body, making you gently grind Kami's leg.
No, you thought. You aren't gonna do what Buzzy just did.
You had a bit of a restless sleep, waking up about every 30 minutes. When you finally did fully wake up, you realized that you were basically on top of Kaminari. Your left leg sprawled over his pelvis, and your left arm gently holding onto his broad shoulder. Just as you were about to try and get more sleep, you felt Kami stir awake.
"Oh fuck," he whispered groggily, using his left hand to stroke your hair/head.
"Oh hey Denki," Kirishima greeted, giving him a toothy smile.
"Hey," he replied, rubbing his eyes.
"L/n sure looks comfortable," Kiri teased, wiggling his eyebrows.
"I know," Denki groaned, "she was like this all night. Not that I'm complaining or anything."
"All night?" Kiri asked.
"Yeah, I basically couldn't move."
"Well good luck with that," Kirishima grinned, "I'm going to the gym with Bakugo, tell the others?"
Denki nodded as his friend left the room. You decided now was the time to 'wake up', and you shifted around your weight, "hmm."
"Morning miss cuddle bug," Kaminari said, grinning stupidly as you looked up at his face.
"Good morning," you mumbled, "sorry about that, I kinda latch on to anything in my sleep."
"Don't worry about it, it was nice," Denki blushed.
You peeled you leg off him, as well as your arm, "I'll be right back. Bathroom."
His eyes trailed your ass as you left the room.
"So Denki," Mina popped up, causing him to yell in surprise, "how was sleeping with y/n~?"
"Erm-" he started.
"I know what you did," Mina said evilly.
"W-what?!" Denki jumped out of the bed. "Please don't tell, I'll do anything—!"
"Denki I was kidding!" Mina interrupted. "I don't even wanna know what you did, you big perv."
He gulped nervously, "I-I'm gonna be right back."
Denki sped out of Sero's room, nearly bumping into you down the hall.
"Whoa, what's the rush?" You asked, now in a hoodie.
"Mina— was—," Denki huffed.
"Teasing? Typical," you rolled your eyes, "anyways, I need to ask you something."
Denki got nervous all over again. Ask him what? Why he jerked off last night? "O-ok, shoot."
"Did you know that you're super comfy? Like actually," you continued.
"Oh r-really?" He replied. What a dumb reply, at least say 'so are you' dunce face...
"Mhm! And something else," you licked your lips. "Can we cuddle again sometime?"
Denki practically choked on his saliva, "y-yes! Of course!"
"Cool," you smiled up at him, continuing your way back to Hanta's room.
Two words: fuck, yeah.
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