#need to be her
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blushlambs Ā· 5 months ago
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i just know patrick would find himself with a controversially young girlfriend. sheā€™s a sophomore in university, so vulnerable and naive - thinks every guy she meets is the love of her life and big olā€™ pat ainā€™t no different.
they cross paths in some dingy college town dive bar. heā€™s on tour.. again - wasting his last $20 on shitty beer. sheā€™s sitting at the bar ordering a round of tequila for her friends. his mouth waters at the thought of shots, a visible grimace on his face as he looks down to find the culprit. there she is, sitting so innocently in her tight little dress, wide eyed and more than a little tipsy. ā€œyou sure you can handle 5 shots?ā€ he teases her, a smirk playing on his lips.
ā€œwhatā€™s it to you, old man?ā€ she fires back, crossing her arms defiantly. ā€œold man?!ā€ he retorts, feigning hurt and placing a hand over his heart. ā€œwhat age do you think i am, sweetheart?ā€
she scans his face; his facial hair unkept, smile lines and sun spots stand out prominently. ā€œlike 40?ā€
ā€œnot quite yet but cute.ā€
itā€™s not long before he has her bent over in the parking lot, her little pussy creaming around his cock as he ploughs into her from behind. his bicep weighs against her neck, restricting her breath. ā€œfuck. so wet for me, ainā€™t ya? you ever had dick like this, baby?ā€ he taunts her. ā€œi know you like this old cock. god youā€™re taking it like a champ.ā€ her whimpers are soft and woeful, delicate sounds that escape her lips as tears well in her eyes. ā€œyes. yes. fuck i love it. i fuckinā€™ love it.ā€
her praise for him inflates his bruised ego excessively - makes him feel 20 again.. so much so that he gives her his number, which he doesnā€™t do with many girls. itā€™s cute. she randomly texts him to tell him what she ate, sends him selfies when she does her makeup and constantly tells him she misses him. meanwhile, heā€™s in another city fucking some other girl for a place to sleep.
ok so maybe sheā€™s not his girlfriend.. but she seems to think so. what she doesnā€™t know wonā€™t harm her.
(part two) (šŸŒ€)
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bryqe Ā· 5 months ago
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want my hair to look like this wig (frankiestein core)
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azelletown Ā· 2 years ago
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for your information
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gomacave Ā· 1 year ago
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not to be vile but i just looked up wolfram va............ ummmm. i.....
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liquidstar Ā· 8 months ago
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i always think abt my cousin in greece who's like obsessed with american culture, bc ill say that im going to a barbecue and she'll be like "wow.... a real life american barbecue... will there be red cups?" you bet your ass there'll be red cups. take my hand. have a hot dog. all your dreams can come true here at the real life american barbecue
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kaereth Ā· 5 months ago
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Dragon harpy chimera birdy FALIN!! I love her
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kensatou Ā· 5 months ago
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i'll let phie-san say it:
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noperopesaredope Ā· 1 year ago
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I wish we had more female characters like Eleanor Shellstrop. One of the most unlikable people you've ever met. Read a Buzzfeed article on most rude things you can do on a daily basis and decided to use that as a list of goals. Makes everyone's day worse just by being there. Dropped a margarita mix on the ground and tried to pick it up, only to get hit by a row of shopping carts which pushed her into the road where she was hit by a boner pill delivery truck, killing her instantly. Cannot keep a romantic partner despite being bisexual. Had a terrible childhood but will die before she gets therapy. Best employee at a scam company. Just the worst but also can't help but root for her to improve.
Absolute loser. Girl-failure. Bad at almost everything. Literally perfect female character.
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arinmoss Ā· 3 months ago
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painted Chappell again :3
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iscariotapologist Ā· 6 months ago
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today in church one of the priests referred to trans people as "those who are growing into the gender they were called to be" and i'm kind of enjoying the idea of like....divinely ordained top surgery
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arcanefanpage Ā· 4 days ago
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SHEā€™S ALIVE!! I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL! THE AIRSHIP AT THE END!!! THE GLITCHY END CREDITS!! THE AIR VENTS!!! THE GLITCH! CAITLYNā€™S SMIRK AT THE END!!!
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formulanni Ā· 3 months ago
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Roan of Arc
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Tag list: @st-leclerc @rubywingsracing @saviour-of-lord @three-days-time @the-wall-is-my-goal @albonoooo @ch3rubd0lls
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ckerouac Ā· 4 months ago
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So, I really love the selection of Tim Walz for VP and itā€™s taken me a moment to articulate why. I mean, obviously, Dem bonafides, heā€™s sharp, heā€™s funny, etc etc. But everyone in the Veepstakes fits that bill, Harris was spoiled for good choices.
But Walz offers something that the other men in contention donā€™t that I think will be incredibly useful in combating Trumpism.
He offers an example and an off ramp to the section of men who felt like they were Republicans by default, and so support Trump by default. There are a lot of Trump voters who are full on obsessive, but thatā€™s not who weā€™re talking to. Weā€™re talking to folks who grew up in Republican areas, or felt their hobbies didnā€™t line up with who a Democrat was, or didnā€™t feel represented by their image of a Democrat. You want to see it so you can be it, you know? Which is why Harris is so inspirational to a lot of segments of folks, but Walz is too.
He served in the military. He went to a state college. Heā€™s your favorite teacher from your public high school. Heā€™s your football coach who actually cared if you were passing your math class. Heā€™s the guy you looked up to at school when your family sucked but this guy cared, and he helped you get out and make something of yourself.
Heā€™s the neighbor who helps you jump your car. Heā€™s your uncle who takes you hunting. Heā€™s your Dad who loves teasing you at the Stare Fair. Heā€™s you when he makes a mistake like his DUI and takes responsibility for it, and when he has the chance makes sure other can come back from similar mistakes. Heā€™s you when you and your wife want so badly to be parents and IVF gives you the family you wanted. Heā€™s you when he says ā€˜it had to be meā€™ and used his standing and power to protect vulnerable kids sponsoring the GSA at his school.
He gives the real life example to these men that they can be that football, fishing, hunting family man who wants to provide for his family, be that powerful, respected member of the community and use that power to feed kids in school. That itā€™s normal to enthusiastically work for a boss like Harris. That yeah those other guys are fucking weirdos, and youā€™re not a weirdo, are you?
That thereā€™s a place in the Democratic Party for them. That they donā€™t have to default to being fucking weird.
I hope those guys see this example of masculinity and goā€¦ yeah, thatā€™s me. Thatā€™s who Iā€™m gonna be.
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itsbrucey Ā· 11 months ago
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Big fan of sun motifs in characters not necessarily being about positivity and happiness and how they're so " bright and warm" but instead being about fucking brutal they are.
Radiant. A FORCE of nature that will turn you to ash. That warmth that burns so hot it feels like ice. Piercing yellow and red and white. A character being a Sun because you cannot challenge a Sun without burning alive or taking everything down with them if victorious.
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beebundt Ā· 9 months ago
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im busy with an art trade but wanted 2 share some recent scraps of charlie. i haven't posted abt her in years oh my god
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bacchuschucklefuck Ā· 2 months ago
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couldnt draw my thang for mid-autumn so treated myself to a calne redesign instead
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