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i just know patrick would find himself with a controversially young girlfriend. sheās a sophomore in university, so vulnerable and naive - thinks every guy she meets is the love of her life and big olā pat aināt no different.
they cross paths in some dingy college town dive bar. heās on tour.. again - wasting his last $20 on shitty beer. sheās sitting at the bar ordering a round of tequila for her friends. his mouth waters at the thought of shots, a visible grimace on his face as he looks down to find the culprit. there she is, sitting so innocently in her tight little dress, wide eyed and more than a little tipsy. āyou sure you can handle 5 shots?ā he teases her, a smirk playing on his lips.
āwhatās it to you, old man?ā she fires back, crossing her arms defiantly. āold man?!ā he retorts, feigning hurt and placing a hand over his heart. āwhat age do you think i am, sweetheart?ā
she scans his face; his facial hair unkept, smile lines and sun spots stand out prominently. ālike 40?ā
ānot quite yet but cute.ā
itās not long before he has her bent over in the parking lot, her little pussy creaming around his cock as he ploughs into her from behind. his bicep weighs against her neck, restricting her breath. āfuck. so wet for me, aināt ya? you ever had dick like this, baby?ā he taunts her. āi know you like this old cock. god youāre taking it like a champ.ā her whimpers are soft and woeful, delicate sounds that escape her lips as tears well in her eyes. āyes. yes. fuck i love it. i fuckinā love it.ā
her praise for him inflates his bruised ego excessively - makes him feel 20 again.. so much so that he gives her his number, which he doesnāt do with many girls. itās cute. she randomly texts him to tell him what she ate, sends him selfies when she does her makeup and constantly tells him she misses him. meanwhile, heās in another city fucking some other girl for a place to sleep.
ok so maybe sheās not his girlfriend.. but she seems to think so. what she doesnāt know wonāt harm her.
(part two) (š)
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want my hair to look like this wig (frankiestein core)
#girlcore#wishlist#cute#coquette#fashion#hairstyle#wig#white stripes#frankie stein#monster high#frankenstein bride#long hair#curly hair#brat#need to be her#maniqui
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for your information
#i love characters with gas masks#i wanna be them#toxic from lethal league blaze is so fucking cool man#need to be her
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not to be vile but i just looked up wolfram va............ ummmm. i.....
#UMMMM IIIIII#need to be her#need to f#im so starved of masc women in the anime spcae i see a woman w short teased hair and start drooling#txt#gomakkm
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i always think abt my cousin in greece who's like obsessed with american culture, bc ill say that im going to a barbecue and she'll be like "wow.... a real life american barbecue... will there be red cups?" you bet your ass there'll be red cups. take my hand. have a hot dog. all your dreams can come true here at the real life american barbecue
#she needs to visit so i can take her to a mall#the food court alone will blow her mind#shes like 14 so claire's and/or justice would probably also blow her mind
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Dragon harpy chimera birdy FALIN!! I love her
#falin touden#falin dungeon meshi#dungeon meshi#dunmeshi#i need to practice drawing her moreee#her normal dragon form is so hard to fit into my preferred compositions rip
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i'll let phie-san say it:
#the vids i've seen on tiktok picking at her immediately get a block...#bitter otaku sitting in their socks in their mom's basement feeling threatened/enraged by a hot successful black woman outnerding them-core#also this kind of criticism is so demoralising and damaging to people who are trying to learn another language#also. accents are NORMAL and not a bad thing#i don't think that the end goal of picking up a new language necessarily has to be sounding native#and i know sometimes the way japanese people react like SUGOIII? *W* when a foreigner says like one (1) word in japanese is joked about#but like... genuinely... i always love when someone clearly has made an effort and took the time to learn some of the language#anyway she can step on those haters <3#also like. itās just some lines in a song people need to relaxā¦#megan thee stallion#autoplay warning#japan#japanese#language#mamushi
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I wish we had more female characters like Eleanor Shellstrop. One of the most unlikable people you've ever met. Read a Buzzfeed article on most rude things you can do on a daily basis and decided to use that as a list of goals. Makes everyone's day worse just by being there. Dropped a margarita mix on the ground and tried to pick it up, only to get hit by a row of shopping carts which pushed her into the road where she was hit by a boner pill delivery truck, killing her instantly. Cannot keep a romantic partner despite being bisexual. Had a terrible childhood but will die before she gets therapy. Best employee at a scam company. Just the worst but also can't help but root for her to improve.
Absolute loser. Girl-failure. Bad at almost everything. Literally perfect female character.
#eleanor shellstrop#you know i was thinking about how we hold female characters to such high standards#and severely criticize bitchy female characters while praising asshole male characters#and then i remembered eleanor and realized that she is the perfect example of how to write an asshole woman that the audience likes#the worse she is the more i'm drawn to her (and honestly same for tahani)#we need more cringe-fail women who nobody likes (for good reason)#the good place#female characters#writing women#girl failure#girl loser#she's so mean#i love her#my favorite#fucking asshole#iconic#the good place eleanor#tgp#tgp eleanor#kristen bell
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painted Chappell again :3
#those pictures r just rlly fun to paint#fanart#chappell roan#art#art work#painting#artists on tumblr#illustration#i dont even rlly listen to her but her looks r so fun#anyways i need to draw hemlocke springs and mitski next#edited it i forgot her necklace lol
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today in church one of the priests referred to trans people as "those who are growing into the gender they were called to be" and i'm kind of enjoying the idea of like....divinely ordained top surgery
#if god thinks i should get top surgery he needs to venmo me $9000 usd#there was someone in the gay social hour who said she had gotten kicked out of multiple catholic churches (for being trans)#and her therapist recommended this church specifically....#going into affirming churches still makes me a little emotional if i am being fully honest. if you have an affirming religious space#i hope you can hold onto that shit with your life#anyway. charming way to think about it i like it more than the bread and wine one personally#me#edit: to clarify this was at an episcopalian church
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SHEāS ALIVE!! I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL! THE AIRSHIP AT THE END!!! THE GLITCHY END CREDITS!! THE AIR VENTS!!! THE GLITCH! CAITLYNāS SMIRK AT THE END!!!
#I NEED her to be alive#SHE CANNOT BE DEAD#also Iām sorry but all the foreshadowing and little details#I swear in the next arcane show she WILL be there#also why would Cait be smirking at the end if Jinx was dead#season 2 arcane theory#arcane#jinx#arcane jinx#jinx arcane#season 2 arcane#arcane season 2 spoilers#arcane league of legends#league of lesbians#league of legends arcane#jinx league of legends#lol jinx#arcane 2
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Roan of Arc
Tag list: @st-leclerc @rubywingsracing @saviour-of-lord @three-days-time @the-wall-is-my-goal @albonoooo @ch3rubd0lls
#oh my GOD#I NEED to draw her fighting a dragon#Iām gagged#I love her so bad#she knows how Joan of arc felt fr#not f1 art#and tbh I think Iām just going to be drawing vmas stuff for the next few days šš#chappell roan art#chappell roan#chappell fanart#vmas#mtv vmas#vmas 2024#formulanni#good luck babe
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So, I really love the selection of Tim Walz for VP and itās taken me a moment to articulate why. I mean, obviously, Dem bonafides, heās sharp, heās funny, etc etc. But everyone in the Veepstakes fits that bill, Harris was spoiled for good choices.
But Walz offers something that the other men in contention donāt that I think will be incredibly useful in combating Trumpism.
He offers an example and an off ramp to the section of men who felt like they were Republicans by default, and so support Trump by default. There are a lot of Trump voters who are full on obsessive, but thatās not who weāre talking to. Weāre talking to folks who grew up in Republican areas, or felt their hobbies didnāt line up with who a Democrat was, or didnāt feel represented by their image of a Democrat. You want to see it so you can be it, you know? Which is why Harris is so inspirational to a lot of segments of folks, but Walz is too.
He served in the military. He went to a state college. Heās your favorite teacher from your public high school. Heās your football coach who actually cared if you were passing your math class. Heās the guy you looked up to at school when your family sucked but this guy cared, and he helped you get out and make something of yourself.
Heās the neighbor who helps you jump your car. Heās your uncle who takes you hunting. Heās your Dad who loves teasing you at the Stare Fair. Heās you when he makes a mistake like his DUI and takes responsibility for it, and when he has the chance makes sure other can come back from similar mistakes. Heās you when you and your wife want so badly to be parents and IVF gives you the family you wanted. Heās you when he says āit had to be meā and used his standing and power to protect vulnerable kids sponsoring the GSA at his school.
He gives the real life example to these men that they can be that football, fishing, hunting family man who wants to provide for his family, be that powerful, respected member of the community and use that power to feed kids in school. That itās normal to enthusiastically work for a boss like Harris. That yeah those other guys are fucking weirdos, and youāre not a weirdo, are you?
That thereās a place in the Democratic Party for them. That they donāt have to default to being fucking weird.
I hope those guys see this example of masculinity and goā¦ yeah, thatās me. Thatās who Iām gonna be.
#us politics#tim walz#I think Harris made an excellent selection#who will support her and her agenda#and gives us some non-law school and non-Ivy rep thatās desperately needed#but his brand of masculinity I think is gonna be attractive to white men who donāt like being grouped with weirdos#and white women in their 50s & 60s who look at him and see their Dad whome they miss#Harris chose well
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Big fan of sun motifs in characters not necessarily being about positivity and happiness and how they're so " bright and warm" but instead being about fucking brutal they are.
Radiant. A FORCE of nature that will turn you to ash. That warmth that burns so hot it feels like ice. Piercing yellow and red and white. A character being a Sun because you cannot challenge a Sun without burning alive or taking everything down with them if victorious.
#this post is inspired by my dnd oc Beacon. whom i am workshopping again#gonna turn him into a really like....duty driven but fucking BRUTAL paladin.#The sun also being necessary for life....for structures of society and culture. like.... cmon#The sun is fucking terrifying and yall should recognize that more#ALSO THIS IS A SMALL LOVE LETTER TO HOLLOW KNIGHT'S THE RADIANCE#I LOVE YOU QUEEN!!!! YOU'RE SO SCARY!!!!!!#we need more of Her.
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im busy with an art trade but wanted 2 share some recent scraps of charlie. i haven't posted abt her in years oh my god
#nudity cw#my art#art#illustration#drawing#artists on tumblr#digital art#my ocs#oc#ocs#original character#charlie#charlie raine quill#god i need to change her name. n update her in general . CRY
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couldnt draw my thang for mid-autumn so treated myself to a calne redesign instead
#calne ca#hatsune miku#VOCALOID#cw: body horror#<- And I Fucking Mean That We Are Not Fucking Around Today#well we are. as in I drew this as a fuckaround treat for myself#but the body horror tag is the most warranted its ever been on this blog#ask to tag#I am as ever on my journey to make calne ca Worse. her OG version is too cool. even the crab ver is too cool#I need her to be worse to look at. I am also getting myself into to mood to test my hand at boarding a pmv for my friend's cover#I think my thought for this was ''I should try and give her a more insectoid bodyplan''#which in this mostly means gently three-part body and six limbs (my favourite amount of limbs to draw rn)#actually almost gave her eight but didnt like how that silhouette came out so I mermaided her uh. abdomen I guess#though maybe next time I do this I should push that idea more. the head and torso are still very distinct for one unified part#I feel like one of my old attempts was onto something with like. a more horizontal body plan... well! live and learn etc#happy late mid autumn I guess. I should play with touys about it... I miss model kits. mayhaps...
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