#ned hot thots

[writingsofwesteros]

Ned marrying a pretty young thing, he doesn’t plan on having anymore kids until he sees his sons flirting with her. His lady giggling at Robb’s charms and cuddling a clingy Jon is enough for him to have her whimpering and clutching those furry sheets of theirs. The quiet wolf chuckling at the thought of his boys knowing what to with a pretty girl like her.

!!!!!!!

Oh jealous Ned is hot ;)

Jon would be so clingy, its unreal, poor baby boy.

Still, the old wolf would not have it. This is his wife. She does not know what has gotten into her husband as he takes her so well; her mind and body softening for him with ease.

[goobra]

thots on the nwt trailer now that its out ?

i've got PLENTY! and most of them are stupid

i sure hope no one good dies! ned and happy better be okay!

i am CONFIDENT that charlie cox's matt murdock will note appear in this movie. no fucking way. i refuse to believe.

i hate the stupid iron spider suit so much. i hope it gets ripped off of him and destroyed at the earliest possible opportunity.

i also don't really like the ffh black/red suit either, get rid of it as well

i wish they hadn't de-aged doc oc, and i hope it's not as bad in the actual movie. alfred molina is hot, let him be hot and old

i really like peter seeing actual consequences for his actions

i still can't decide what i want wrt tobey/andrew cameos. i don't think i want them to be main characters, i want this to be tom's story, but i also don't want them to be like one-line cameos. so idk

i don't want to see anymore trailers! i don't want anymore spoilers! i want top be fully surprised with everything about this movie from here on out!

[ao3feed-petermj]

by spideysmjs

Yet, as she strides across the room, a sudden rush of confidence pushes her to cut this out once in for all. She swings her door open and heads right to the door inches to the right of her apartment. Her hand hovers over, balled in a fist, ready to knock when she hears something that makes her stop.

“Oh, Peter!”

Her heart freezes.

She doesn't need this right now.

MJ moves back to New York—in an apartment with a very thin wall—shared with her ex-boyfriend, Peter Parker.

Words: 12100, Chapters: 1/2, Language: English

Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/M

Characters: Peter Parker, Michelle Jones, Felicia Hardy, Harry Osborn, Ned Leeds, Cindy Moon

Relationships: Peter Parker/Michelle Jones, Ned Leds & Peter Parker, Cindy Moon & Michelle Jones

Additional Tags: Enemies to Lovers, Exes to Idiots to Lovers, reconnecting, Neighbors AU, hookup culture, hot idiot summer, Peter Parker is a thot, Explicit Sexual Content, Praise Kink, Soft Dom!Peter, Accidental Voyeurism, a drop of angst, mj and peter are competitive beings, and the wall is thin, thigh riding, Masturbation, Michelle Jones is a Little Shit, Peter Parker is a Little Shit

[peachessence]

christian serratos is soooooooo beautiful 😭😭 idk if y’all rmr but she was in that Disney movie cow belles as like a side character lol and i think her name was heather too in that movie and i was like omg bc i thot she was hot. wasn’t she susy crabgrass in neds declassified too ..

[typinggently]

your writing is.... *chefs kiss* seriously, it's so fun to read!! and that spicy bit of aquabat you included in that dress post.,,,, stunning. absolutely gorgeous. it's such a rare ship and I almost never see any content here, so thank you for that delicious content. do you have any more hot aquabat takes?

love…firstly…thank you so much!! 💚💚✨ I’m glad you enjoy my writing! :’)

secondly: this is going to be a mess. I was going to wait a little longer and make this a nicely curated post but I keep seeing that “no, no, no by any means, speak your mind you got a problem with my boy?” gif and like. Arms. And stuff. You know?

-

Which brings us to the next point: I once again have to confess that I didn’t watch Aquaman. Or Justice League. I honestly am considering it though just because of the visuals. 

That aside - let’s move on. I have two main interpretations of Bruce’s character, on one hand Feral Bruce & Thotty Bruce. The main difference (I wrote a huge think piece on that but we’re melting it down to it’s bare essentials) is that Feral Bruce has that whole dadaist ballet element to him, a general eccentricity and skittishness around people. Thotty Bruce is much closer to the general interpretation of BW, except. You know. Brucie isn’t that much of a cover.

I have a lot to say about Feral Bruce and Arthur, mostly just general stuff because I like the idea so much, but for now I’m mostly thinking about

thicc thot getting jackhammered by buff (half)Atlantean 

Generally speaking, I think Arthur just has so much fun in bed. He’s all laughter and good-natured teasing while his partners are already incoherent messes. He’ll be like “yeah, let me just get down there real quick” and proceed to play with his cock/ass for the next hour and a half. And he’ll straighten eventually, hair messy from Bruce tugging at it, and expect Bruce to give an actual answer when he asks him something. (”Hey, you alright? You still want cock, sweetheart?” - incoherent mewls, hole greedily clenching around four of Arthur’s fingers - “that a yes?” - after which he proceeds to eat Bruce out for a few more minutes, just to make sure Bruce is happy (and a sloppy mess once he slides his cock in))

Also? He’s a slapper. Not as in spanking, not necessarily, but he’ll eat Bruce out and slap his ass, making it jiggle. Pull back, slide two fingers into him to keep him occupied and slap his ass again to watch the way his cheek bounces, the way he arches his back. Thighs and Tiddies are both also perfectly bouncy and will thus get slapped as well (very lovingly, with great appreciation and followed by kiss-hot attention).

Also! Audacity! Bruce can def take it, he’s fit as hell, but Arthur seems the type to lovingly let him do the work while still being in control. Pulling him on his lap and helping him establish a slow rhythm and then just? Laying back? Arms behind his head, watching Bruce grind and swivel his hips, bouncing and grinding on him. And Bruce is strong, he could probably do that for hours on end, but Arthur’s cock is thick. So eventually, he might slow down a little, trying to keep his thoughts in order and not lose himself in that delicious slide. But nuh-uh. Arthur will laugh (asshat!) and lightly slap at his jiggling thigh. “What’s that, babes? You tired already? Come on, you can take a little more. Here, ride it, come on.” Once Arthur is kind enough to flip him and pound him into the mattress, Bruce is already half-blissed out, taken apart, dissolving. And in that state, Arthur brings the heat. Hammering in, catching mindlessly blissed Bruce by surprise and making him mewl and moan helplessly, need and overwhelming bliss turning him into a sloppy mess in seconds. Clawing at the sheets, fluttery eyelashes, eyes rolling back, mouth soft-hot and open, moans that would make a professional proud. Ass jiggling with the powerful thrusts.

Also - Bruce trying to hold a league meeting and getting a text on his batphone all “Can’t wait for later bby xxx 👅 💦 🍑” How’s he supposed to NOT let Arthur bend him over the table as soon as everyone left? Biting his cape to keep quiet while Arthur has NO problem making a whole mess of appreciative noises as he eats him out. Sex in the suit is always a bit of a hassle, but Arthur’s determined, so sooner rather than later he finally slides into that soft-hot hole to enjoy Bruce clenching around him, practically sucking him in. Bruce, of course, still tries desperately to keep his own voice down but thankfully, Arthur eventually has pity. He’s not a monster. If Bruce can’t keep quiet, he’ll fuck his mouth with three fingers to help him with that. Same rhythm as his cock and soon, Bruce’s knees are buckling, his mouth lax and his chin as well as Arthur’s hand an absolute mess of drool. And that’s when Arthur finally starts up the real rhythm. Hard, fast thrusts, incredibly powerful, strong enough that the table legs are creaking over the floor - it’s a converence table, and a heavy one at that. Bruce is getting railed. And honestly? Good for him. Fuck him to pieces, he deserves it 🥰

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There’s so much more to consider - for example I’ve always been weak for fucking on a throne and I honestly feel like Arthur could make that work somehow and he WOULD. 

Love, I hope this was somewhat to your liking!! 💚💚 Thank you again for your kind words :) (and for sharing the thirst haha)

[mishastoesies]

mcu characters as the cats from the movie Cats! (2019)

Victoria the White Cat - peter parker. innocent, doesn’t really know what’s going on, sometimes important people talk to him. mostly an audience self-insert. 

Old Deuteronomy - tony stark. old, wise, very strange and odd. has probably committed crimes before, but very stylish so we forgive him.

Macavity the Mystery Cat - bucky barnes. evil and nasty little man. unclear motivations. wants to die but doesn’t. has a blonde that follows him everywhere

Grizabella the Glamour Cat - bruce banner. shunned by everyone. a thot. comes out on top in the end after dealing with emotional issues. 

Mr. Mistoffelees - james rhodes. honestly he’s actually magic. unbelievably good at handling Old Deuteronomy and was responsible for his rescue. 

Munkustrap - clint barton. doesn’t really have a personality. a centrist. dad-esque but not in the hot way or the caring way, the “if you don’t quiet down, we’re not gonna get chick-fil-a on our way back from soccer practice” way

Jennyanydots the Gumby Cat - mj. i could see her devouring someone if they didn’t listen to her and learn how to tap dance correctly. 

Bustopher Jones - ned. a good egg with good intentions but still gets himself into trouble for no reason other than to help Victoria the White Cat.

Rum Tum Tugger - steve rogers. way horny and way straight. a reminder that this is talking about mcu characters and the Cats! movie, not the musical. 

Asparagus the Theatre Cat - dr. strange. honestly has a very minor role in the movie and a lot of people seem to think that him and Old Deuteronomy have had sex even though that’s a horrible and accursed thing to think about? wack

Bombalurina - natasha romanov. no personality other than being a #GirlBoss who #CommitsWarCrimes. again this is specifically talking about mcu characters, not 616 or ults characters. 

Skimbleshanks the Railway Cat - thor. 10/10 the best character. an idiot but a handsome and eccentric one. definitely bi. 

Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer - wanda and pietro maximoff. couple of fucked-up twins running around and doing something stupid every 10 seconds. 

[baroquebucky]

chemistry

part 2

warnings: getting followed ( marked with ****** ) and flirty!shy!peter

A/N: omg you guys liked this much more than i expected :’ ) please leave some feedback of what you’d like to see !! I’d love to hear what you guys think <3

part 1

You walked into chem just as you had every other day, flustered as you noticed peters lingering stare on you, his face soon flushed when you sat next to him and gave him a soft hi.

You both stole glances at each other, giggling softly when one of you caught the other. Like now for example. You watched peter fumble with the goggles, too amused to help him.

“why are you staring at me” he pouted and you blushed, face heating up and ears burning.

“I wasn’t staring!” You defended yourself, giggling a bit as the goggles fit him too tight.

“here, let me see them” you spoke, reaching your hand out as he handed you the goggles, your fringertips brushing as your heart rate sped up even more, you were sure he could hear it.

Peter could hear how fast your heart beat was, he was fighting the giant grin threatening to crawl onto his face. You fiddled with the straps and handed him the pair of goggles back.

“there, try it” you grinned at him, seeing the goggles fit perfectly. He thanked you softly and you saw his ears a deep shade of red, you smiled at him and headed to a lab table, ready to experiment with sami.

Peter headed to a lab table four away from yours, you could still see the outline of his jaw and the way his arms flexed underneath the shirt he was wearing. You had to stop yourself from going into the depths of your mind.

“oh my god can you please keep your stares to a minimum right now? we have a fire going on!” sami gelled, motioning to the bunts and burner she had lit up.

“yeah sorry” you spoke, chuckling as she smiled at you.

“nah don’t worry about it, I’m betting now he’ll ask you out by Christmas break” sami spoke, looking over at peter and Ned almost done with the lab.

You scoffed as you grabbed the items you needed and quickly took notes as the small reaction took place. You offered to clean up the lab, seeing as though you had taken the notes and sami still needed to copy them. After wiping the table down you rushed over to put the goggles back in their container.

You got on your tip toes to put them in their spot, and you held your breath as you realized peter was right behind you, putting his goggles up too.

You stopped breathing. You could feel his chest on your back, the way his arms just ever so slightly grazed your bare skin. You were almost in a daze before you realized how close the two of you really were.

You rushed to your seat quickly, face burning hot and a smile creeping it’s way onto your face, you rushed to Sami’s side, squealing as you walked to orchestra, giving her every last detail of the interactions between the two of you.

The first week of school flew by in a whirlwind, suddenly you were fully flung into working mode, the piles of papers you had to write shoved into your backpack. But the one thing that you savored more than anything else was the time you spent in chemistry laughing at the back of the class with peter, or getting to copy his notes.

It was Sunday night, you had finally finished all your homework. Just as you were about to get in the restroom to shower, a wave of realization hit you. The art project. Painting somewhere safe.

You grabbed all your clothes and quickly ran out the door, rushing to find your shoes and heading out to a small park you had found. It was sort of your safe haven.

You thanked god that you had started doing your other work yesterday so that you had enough time to finish early today.

You sketched out the small opening with a little gazebo to the side, a small pond with a generous amount of ducks and trees. You hummed to old one direction tunes, stopping here and there to text your best friend from back home. She FaceTimed you and you smiled brightly, answering on the first ring.

“Ximena!” You smiled, as she waved through the screen.

“oh my god hey! i miss you bitch” she pouted and you sighed, “i miss you too thot, i have like one friend here and that’s it” you groaned, propping your phone up on your water bottle so you continue to sketch.

“what are you doing?” She asked, leaning in to see what you were working on. You smiled at her question and held up your piece of paper.

“art, we have to draw a safe space so I’m drawing this cute little park i found” you explained setting it back down.

“so tell me about that boy you like, what’s his name? Patrick?” She asked, smiling widely.

You laughed at her, “it’s peter and oh my god i have to sneak a picture of him he’s so fucking hot and cute” you groaned, leaning back and smiling at her through the screen.

“The other day my back was against his chest and oh my god it was magical xime” you smiled, remembering the way his skin felt against yours.

You and ximena talked for hours, catching up and just talking about nothing. You didn’t even realize the sun was already going down.

“shit, I’ll text you when I’m home, i have to catch the bus back home or else it’s like a 30 minute walk” you spoke, putting your colors and pens back into your back and carefully slipping in your art project.

“okay be safe!” your best friend called before you hung up. You walked quickly to bus station, and then started sprinting when you realized “oh my god that’s the bus i have to take home.”

You tried to run after the bus but no luck, you groaned and looked around, no one. Your eyes started to tear up but you quickly wiped them. You’ll be fine don’t be dramatic.

You didn’t know if it was just because it was dark, but you realized Queens was terrifying. Every noise you heard you were ready to fight, scared that some creepy old man would try something with you.

You looked at the map on your phone, and then looked up, realizing you had been going the wrong way. “No, no, no!” You groaned, turning around and walking much quicker the right way.

“do you uh, need a little help miss?” You heard an you spun around quickly. He seemed nice, middle aged, carrying some groceries. Something told you to stay away, say you were fine and leave.

“uhm no I’m okay- thank you” you spoke, offering him a small smile and walking the other way quickly.

“no please let me help, are you lost?” He spoke, setting his bags down and crossing the street. Oh god.

“no! Just uh change of plans my mom should be here any minute” you spoke, voice shaking as the man kept coming closer.

******

“I can take you home” he smiled at you and you ran for it, glancing down to see you were going the right way and you realized, i can’t let this guy know where i live. You took a sharp turn, hoping to loose him after running at top speed for five minutes.

Your throat burned and your legs hurt, god you were out of shape. You frantically looked around, you were alone.

You let out a loud sigh, holding onto the wall as you caught your breath again. Suddenly you were being tackled into an alley, a small scream leaving your mouth before it was muffled into the mans hand.

******

Peter heard a scream, immediately swinging the way he had just came from.

“karen what’s going on?” Peter asked as he swung towards the source of distress.

“It seems as though there is an assault in the alley to your right” the AI spoke calmly.

“call the cops now karen!” He rushed, landing softly and looking into the alley. He didn’t see anything and then suddenly the hair on his neck stood up. He moved quickly, the bullet going straight into the wall.

“hey i don’t have life insurance yet!” Peter spoke, running towards the man and taking him down. The man struggled but peter quickly webbed his hands up, pinning him to the wall.

From the corner of his eye he saw you moving away quickly, out of the alley and onto the street.

“hey!” He called out, running after you.

You spun around quickly, your backpack wet and you knew your project was ruined, the tears in your eyes threatening to leak out.

“the cops will be here soon just wait a bit okay? I’ll be here with you” He spoke, his voice muffled from the mask and you nodded softly. You pulled out the piece of paper from your backpack. Half of it was wet and ripped and the other half was all wrinkled.

“great now my art project is ruined” you cried putting your head in your hands and letting out a groan. Peter wanted nothing more than to take you into his arms and hold you, shield you from the world an show you love. But you didn’t know peter was Spider-Man.

You knew peter was in marching band and academic decathlon, that he was really smart and according to your whispering with Sami, really hot. Peter looked at you, you were scared and honestly after almost being robbed who wouldn’t be.

“you almost got assaulted and you’re worrying about an art project?” Peter gave you a small smile and you rolled your eyes.

“well yeah it’s my first impression! those always matter” you scoffed, folding your arms over your chest. The faint sound of sirens and the hue of red and blue lights brought you some relief.

As the police officers approached you and this spandex wearing hero they asked you questions, wanting to know if you wanted to press charges.

You knew pressing charges meant your parents knowing and if they found out something like that happened you would have to spend your entire life indoors.

The man was still arrested, seeing as though he was wanted and when they offered you a ride you denied it, you were only two blocks away and you did not want to show up at home in a cop car.

“uh thank you for, saving me spandex wearing guy” you spoke, cringing as the words left your mouth. You could hear the smile in the boys voice as he spoke behind the mask.

“it’s no problem, I’m uh Spider-Man” he spoke and you nodded. “Oh? uh okay thanks again” you smiled heading home. Peter quickly caught up to you and you lifted a brow.

“did i forget something?” You asked, naive to the fact he wanted to walk you home.

“i just wanna make sure you get home safe” he spoke and you blushed.

“well okay spider guy” you grinned as he blushed a bit. “spider-man, sorry i just moved from Texas, i don’t really know about local super heroes, only like the big avengers, the six ones i think?” You spoke, looking at the ground. Peter was quiet beside you.

“Oh my god, not that you aren’t an avenger! i mean you are! I’m not one to say i can’t even run a mile in under ten minutes in gym class- i mean you saw how out of shape i was” you rambled, stopping in your tracks as you tried to make sure you didn’t hurt the heroes feelings.

“It’s okay, i would say I’m an avenger, i was in Germany when the whole iron man vs cap was going down” he spoke and you knew for a fact he was smirking under the mask.

“i mean might as well get knighted in as an avenger right” you smiled, laughing softly as he agreed with you.

When you got home you quickly thanked him, awkwardly waving goodnight and rushing in your house. You showered and changed into an over sized hoodie and some shorts, re drawing your painting and looking out your apartment window, the city lights visible. You glanced at your clock, 3:45 a.m. It was only the second weeks of school.

You reluctantly got out of bed the next day, only 3 hours of sleep under your belt. Walking out the door the only thought on your mind was getting back home and taking a nap, or maybe you could close your eyes for a while in your small animal class, you never did much in that class.

Unluckily for you you had to take notes in your history class (you almost fell asleep had it not been for the nice girl next to you notifying you when the slides changed) your counselor called you down to finally get you out of basketball, and you had an essay in ap Lang. You just wanted to nap.

With a blurry vision you made your way to the cafeteria, wanting nothing more than to nap, even if it was 30 minutes. You found sami and quickly sat down with her, putting your head down and tuning out her rambling about some drama between girls.

She let you sleep and you were grateful, only waking you up when they were dismissing, you rushed to your art class and handed in your project, praying your teacher wouldn’t be harsh on grading. You walked outside to small animal, the bright sun shining down on your sleep deprived face, making you want to just stay in a dark room and sleep for years on end.

Your hopes of napping were crushed as you had a test, you also had on in pre cal. You walked to AP chem, your mind was blank and you just wished you only had notes today.

You sat down and pulled on the strings of your hoodie, taking a deep breath before taking the hood off and making the strings even once again. You hadn’t even noticed peter looking at you, you were too tired a delirious to.

“uhm are you okay?” Peter asked, knowing well what had happened last night.

“what? well does it look like it?” You snapped quickly, turning back to the front and yawning. You looked back at him with a sorry look. “I just didn’t sleep well last night” you spoke, taking your notebook out and flipping to an empty page.

“oh sorry” peter spoke, opening his journal and taking notes along with the slide show.

“so I’m guessing you know about Spider-Man?” You asked in a soft whisper, not looking away from your journal as you copied down some notes.

Peters face went pale, his heart rate inscreased. You didn’t know right? I mean how could you he barely talked to you for maybe 15 minutes! “uhm What? Who’s Spider-Man?” Peter asked, trying to play dumb before realize how stupid he sounded.

“that spider guy with the spandex? part of the avengers- according to him at least” you spoke, looking at peter and noticing his pale face.

“are you okay? want water?” You asked, concern on your face. Peter felt relieved, you had no clue.

“I’m fine, oh yeah Spider-Man! Sorry just had a brain fart” he chuckled nervously. “Yeah i know him, really cool guy, super awesome” he spoke, nodding his head and you hummed in response.

“yeah i met him last night walking home, seems like a good guy. We didn’t really have super heroes where i lived so, pretty cool” you smiled at peter and he smiled back, nodding his head in agreement.

“also I’m sure that flash guy in my pre cal class has a crush on him or something, i can see why though” you laughed, and peter snorted softly, causing the teacher to look at the two of you quickly. You both hid your giggles, not wanting to get in trouble.

As the last few minutes approached you put your journal back in your backpack, smiling at peter as you he looked at you quickly.

“what?” You laughed softly, tucking a piece of hair behind your ear. Peter looked at you and smiled.

“you’re wearing mismatching Halloween socks, it’s barely August” you folded your arms across your chest and furrowed your brows.

“it’s almost spooky time” you spoke, the bell ringing as you finished your sentence, smiling as peter laughed at the perfect timing of the bell.

You walked out with sami telling her of your conversation with peter. The rest of the day went by quickly and you found yourself on the train once again. Your eyelids felt heavy as you sat down and you kept pinching yourself to try and stay awake.

You finally got to your stop, hopping off the train and deciding to walk home to try and wake yourself up so you could do homework when you arrived home.

After a few hours of doing homework and taking dance breaks you went to wash your face and changed into some shorts and a t shirt. You fell asleep quickly and didn’t notice the little note peter had stuffed in your chemistry notebook.

The next day you woke up feeling a lot better, sami was absent so you spent the whole day bored. The nice girl in your history class, Esmeralda, made conversation with you and the both of you seemed to click.

Your schedule got changed and so now you had Pre cal 4th and B lunch and your first period was now AP Lang. You hurried into the cafeteria, not knowing where to sit or who to sit with.

“y/n!” You heard from beside you and you quickly looked around, you saw esmeraldas long black hair and a bright smile on her face.

“hey!” You smiled walking up to her and heading to the lunch line. “I just got switched into this lunch I’m so glad you found me” you chuckled and she nodded.

“yeah the girl i used to sit with has C lunch now, i guess the counselors are finally getting the changes done huh” she spoke and you agreed. You both talked for a bit more before sitting at a small round table with two seats.

“so tell me, do you have a crush on anyone?” She smirked and your face grew hot.

“I mean yeah maybe” you smiled sheepishly, looking down at your food and messing with the taco salad that had been served.

“who!” she squeaked, looking at you in excitement. Your smile grew wide as you thought of peter.

“his name’s Peter Parker, i have him in my chem class” you smiled, looking at her as her smile slowly faded. “what?” you asked nervously, stomach dropping slightly.

“is he in band?” She asked, looking through her phone for something.

“yeah” you slowly spoke, worry starting to form.

“i think he’s on and off with this one girl MJ, i could be wrong though i don’t know.” She looked at you sympathetically and you shrugged your shoulders.

“it is what it is” you gave her a small smile and she shook her head.

“I have him in band, I’ll talk to him to set you guys up” she smiled, excited at the idea of getting to set two people up together.

“you don’t have to” you spoke, a feeling in your stomach you couldn’t describe. You wanted to trust her but something didn’t seem right.

“no i want to, I’ll get him to like you I’m sure of it” she smiled, and you only laughed softly in return, finishing off your lunch in silence.

You smiled at peter walking into chemistry.

“good afternoon Parker” you smiled at him and he laughed.

“afternoon to you Parks” tipping an imaginary hat toward you and you smiled, putting a hand on your forehead and pretending to faint.

You opened the journal and a small piece of paper slipped out, you picked it up and saw a small ghost with a pumpkin next to it “spooky time!” was written under the doodle “- peter:~)”

You smiled brightly and shoved the little piece of paper in your pocket quickly flipping to a new page and taking notes.

“the first football game is coming up” peter spoke as he watched you write down the facts from the board, he could easily copy them from Ned or maybe he can ask you for your number to get them.

“oh yeah, is the band preforming?” You asked nonchalantly and peter shrugged.

“I’m not sure, a trailer broke down the other day so we might be stuck with the spirit show instead of the actual marching show” he whispered, smiling at the way your tongue slightly poked out from your concentration.

“hm I might go, gotta have some school spirit” you giggled, “you’ll be there right?” You asked, blushing at your words, did you sound desperate? Did he take it the wrong way?

Peters face heated up at your words and a giant grin painted his face. “Yeah I’ll be there, im gonna be with the band but I’ll wave at you if i see you” He smiled and you nodded.

“I might just go, only to support my favorite band of course” you smirked and peter blushed, his heart pounding just as hard as yours. As class came to an end you slipped a little piece of paper on his desk, quickly heading out before he could say anything.

he unfolded the little paper and saw a small doodle of what looked like stick figure you and peter. A mop of curly hair on peters head and squiggly lines on your head. “friday night lights :D” was messily written underneath the poor drawing and peter felt his heart implode out of pure emotion.

He couldn’t wait for Friday to come.

part 3

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[utopians]

alright Amnesty Finale Thots. Major spoilers of course

the intro gradually going off key and decaying was so Fucking cool

I had No clue how griffin was going to manage to tie everything together but the way he did it made sense and was very satisfying imo!

I would NOT expect to have liked duck/minerva but ykw? very sweet! very good!

the bit at the end with ned...... I love and miss my gay criminal uncle

LOVED thacker and the quell reuniting. Fantastic

BEACON BEACON BEACON... I LOVE THAT EVIL SWORD

BIG fan of the fact that stern + barclay are just buds now. Two bros chillin in the hot spring five feet apart and they are gay

aubrey and dani's interactions are always so sweet like... I Love These Homos

there were a couple things I would've liked to see expanded on more but overall? I enjoyed it a lot!

[umikawa]

Can you do a Spider-man: Far From Home head cannon we’re Peter meets this cute French Interpol agent and introduces her to MJ and MJ and the reader develop a crush on each other and is super fuffy (fem x fem)

It’s a little longer that’s why I put a cut

 You’re a French Interpol agent

But all you do is run communications

Oh no some guy brought drugs into France?

You tell someone and they handle it

I don’t know what an Interpol agent actually does

But you got Intel that Spiderman may be coming to France

Your boss assigned You to get some details

The Intel was some kid brought a Spiderman suit and said it was his pajamas

You looked over security tapes until you finally saw him

You ran facial recognition and his name was none other than Peter Benjamin Parker

Huh, Spiderman is only 17?

Interesting

You found out he was staying in some hotel on the other side of France

You decided to just walk

Maybe you’d bump into him early

And You did

He kept staring at you

You walked to him and introduced yourself

“Bonjour, Je m'appelle Y/n” “Oh I don’t speak French.” “Yeah, I figured. But, I’m Y/n.” “Peter Parker”

Bingo

“Mind if we talk somewhere else Peter?”

He slowly nodded his head and followed you to a cafe

You two sat outside drinking coffee well he had hot chocolate

You didn’t want to risk anyone finding out his identity so you wrote it down

He almost spits out his drink

“No?”

You wrote down everything you remembered from his file discarding his affiliation with the late Tony Stark to avoid any backfire

His eyes went real wide

“Who are you really?”

You flashed your badge and leaned back in your chair

“I need you to come with me.”

What a freaking twist

The French Interpol agency has connections with SHIELD

that connection is you

You’re Marias’ sister

Anyways

You take him to some apartment they rented out

You were just sitting in a chair watching as he made excuses about being a friendly neighborhood spiderman

“Bitch please you’ve been to space.”

The sass in this boy is real.

Not Peter, Nick.

Anyways some fishbowl head comes into play

Says there’s a multiverse and stuff but you’re not buying it

He’s wearing a fishbowl for Christ sake

That’s not a valid reason but still

Peter’s geeking out

It’s kinda cute but you don’t roll that way

If ya picking up what I’m throwing down

He takes you to his friends so you can meet them

Mostly because of MJ

Also because he wants his friends safe

And you’ll keep them safe

But they don’t know you

So getting their trust might be hard

“Guys this is Y/n.” “Welcome.”

That was easy

You looked at all of his friends and stopped at a girl

Ohmygodshe'sfreakinggorgeous

You nudge Peter, “Who’s she?”

Peter smiles to himself cause his plan may be working “That’s Michelle.”

“My friends call me MJ.” She says to you

You don’t know if she’s blushing or if it’s natural

Betty steals you to talk about how it is to live here

You teach her some French cause she’s willing to learn

“Who is she?” “Y/n?” “Yeah I know but why is she here?”

It takes Peter a second “She’s an old friend.”

MJ knows he’s lying

She wants to know what’s up

Should she get a crack at seducing or shall she be blunt

Blunt.

She steals you from Betty and pushes you into a closet

Gently obviously

“I know you’re lying.” “Peter did say you were a great observer.”

“You gonna be honest with me?” “French Interpol.”

You showed her your badge and she backed up against the door

“Do you get hurt?”

You’re confused by her concerned face.

“No. I don’t usually work field.”

“Wait aren’t you like my age?” “If you’re eighteen then yes.”

She really wants to kiss you because you’re absolutely pretty

“Then why are you an Interpol agent?”

You try to answer but you really can’t

You just shrug

She leaned against the door and brushed her hair to the side

and you’re over here standing like

woowowowowowowwowow she’s gorgeous

Oh no, do you like her?

You can’t tell but she’s thinking the same thing

in like under three hours the city is on fire

Literally

Peter’s somewhere fighting the sinister six with Mysterio

Okay so Mysterio is good

he’s got t-rex arms

But you were with Peter’s friends looking at the news

You have an earpiece in and Peter’s screaming over the comms right now

You excuse yourself and Mj’s eyes follow you

You lock eyes with her for a second before turning back

“What’s wrong Peter?” “YOU NEED TO RUN”

The ground starts shaking and you check your phone

Rendezvous at center and 16th - H.H

You run to the living room

“We need to get out of here.”

Wait You wanted fluff what am I doing

Gosh dang it

Anyways you made it to the rendezvous

The jet blew up dang it

Time to run

MJ got fired at a couple of times

You didn’t like that at all

You made sure she was in front of you at all times

“Y/n you have to do it!”

you dreaded this

“Do I really have to?”

They looked at you weirdly for a moment because they didn’t see the comm

“Yes! Do it now!”

You ran the other direction

“Y/n! Where are you going!” “Just follow Happy!”

She really didn’t want to but she listened to you

You freaking boom boom whooshed these thots

I’m sorry my playful side came out for a second

The fight was super cool you won’t lie

You did get hurt though

When MJ saw you guys

Oh boy

She hugged Peter first

Maria hugged you

Mysterio took a picture with Flash and Ned

Then MJ

Kissed you

It’s a little awkward at first

But then you melt into her

She’s cupping your face

You’re holding her waist

When she pulls away, she sees your eyes flutter open and she’s like

wow, this girl is amazing

“I’m Sorry,” MJ chuckles nervously, “You probably aren’t-”

“Not to interrupt you but I totally am.” you smile at her, “and you’re a great kisser.”

She smiles and looks down

She’s really cute

“Do you want to go on a date?” She asks you.

You’re blushing a lot because your sister is right there

You accept

On your date, you go to a cafe that isn’t destroyed

You guys sit there talking and learning about the other

She doesn’t bring up your job once and you love it

She only brought up your wounds once because she was concerned

You two went to a lake afterward and just watched the sunset

She has really soft lips

You gave her a kiss on her doorstep

She laughed because you have to stand on your tippy toes to kiss her

She planned a trip there for summer so she can be with you

Since her parents said it was okay

She could have stayed longer since she’s graduating

I’m gonna take a turn on this okay anon

You flew out to New York with Maria so you could take her to prom and be at her graduation

You met her parents, super fun

You wore a pantsuit to her prom while she wore a blue plaid dress

She looked really pretty

You have no idea how it happened but you and MJ won cutest couple

You don’t even go to this school

You don’t even live on this continent

When in France you take her to all your favorite places

You teach her some french

She went smooth and was all,

“Could you teach me how to french kiss?”

You can’t stop laughing

She wasn’t kidding

You cleared your throat, “Maybe later.”

You winked at her and she just laughing uncontrollably

It made you smile big

I’m going to make a one-shot of this too if you don’t mind cause right now

This is 1243 words

[zonerbonerz]

Personalities based on who you stan in TAZ Amnesty

Duck: Chill, Kind, Understanding; you have it all, baby. People are drawn to you for your unique (and somewhat doofy) charm, but to underestimate your abilities is a grave mistake. You try to go with the flow, even if said flow makes you real awkward and you end up staring at your ceiling at night as you wonder how you managed to fuck up basic conversation.

Ned: A gentle giant, one might say. You have a thing for problematic faves (me too the fuck) and tend to lean towards flawed characters rather than knights in shining armor. You probably have a bit of an issue with being open about your feelings, but that doesn’t change the fact that you’re a wild time at parties. Probably have stolen a car

Aubrey: Baby. Baby bro. We love you. Everyone loves you. You may be a little hot tempered on occasion, but thats just because you feel everything at max power. You’re the kind of person who sees a dog on the street and Does Not Hesitate Patting That Good Boy. 

Dani: Hello my crunchy friend, would you like some granola? Of course you would. Because you’re a hippie. A hippie who loves nature and kindness and good vibes and also probably is gay

Mama: Momther, i owe you my life. You’re an icon for your generation, a shoulder people can cry on, and all around a pretty great person in general. That being said, my friend, you need to learn to be more trusting. Wanting to do everything yourself can be good at times, but it also closes a lot of emotional doors for people to reach you through. Try letting loose every once and awhile. I promise it’ll make that weight on your shoulds lessen just a little.

Barclay: The Responsible Friend™️. Or, at the very least, the friend that tries desperately to keep everyone from dying. You take pride in your accomplishments and own up to your mistakes, and also somehow manage to handle bullshit with grace.

Indrid: stinkie smellie eggnog thot. Intelligent twink. Disaster Gay. We love u

Heathcliff: you probably stan garfeild. may god have mercy on your soul

[writingsofwesteros]

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Princess Daella II Targaryen, who takes after her namesake and is sweet, kind, and gentle, with a tender heart, but she's also delicate and shy, and is easily frightened and quick to cry. Daella II and Ned met at the harrenhal tourney, Ned instantly fell in love with her beauty and they danced together the opening feast of the Harrenhal tourney and iver the course of the seven days they continued to talke, making Ned even more smitten and in love but then everything happened, (but in this Ned isn't married off to Catelyn, no she marries some other lord) once the war was over, Daella survived and was the "last" remaining survivor of the Targaryen family. Robert was planning on killing her till Jon Arryn said why not marry her off to Ned since Ned loves her, it would be humiliating since a targaryen princess would be marring a man who has a bastard and is raising it no less and it would help Robert bring the last of the last remaining Targaryen supporters down to their knees if he kept Daella II alive. So Robert did that and sent her to winterfell to marry Ned who had baby Jon Snow. The first thing Ned did when Daella II got to winterfell was have her meet newborn Jon, who Daella II happily accepted the newborn as her own. Ned's wall crumbled at seeing how accepting to Jon she was, when she thought he was Ned's bastard so he told her about his true parentag, which shocked Daella II, but still she promised to keep it a secret. A couple hours after she met Jon and arrived at winterfell they married in the winterfell godswood in a Valyrian ceremony (per Robert's request to Ned so Daella II wouldn't think about trying to annul their marriage).

Especially with all the trauma ; she's always slightly on edge even with Ned's presence which became more comforting that she thought it would be especially with how close he is to Robert.

Jon cuddling up to her as if he knows she is family too , all the while she tries to become used to the cold.

[anagonyeet]

ur mutuals/friends as mcu characters?

wow this has been in my inbox forever, so sorry about that. also i am rubbish at these things because i have no understanding of humans and their characteristics.

watch me get this 120% wrong. also watch me censor myself.

this is super long, 2019 has ended in the time it as taken me to do this, so it’s gonna be under the cut! mutuals or every single person i’ve interacted with on this site? same difference.

i’ve also missed some people, sorry, but i don’t have a brain.

@awstark as tony stark. elin reminds me so much of iron man 1 tony. it’s probably a combination of her wine chats and the major [censored]boy vibes you get from her selfies. she’s crazy talented and basically, elin is a hot thot and is too hot for us all.

@henrycavillry as bruce banner. shio is so smart and creative and everything she makes just makes me think “ugh her mind, so powerful”. she’s sometimes quiet, but is a really lovely and endearing person overall. owns all my uwus.

@uservalkyrie as thor odinson. kait is sweet, funny and too cool for you. right now, she’s got a lot of things on her plate and honestly she just needs a break. kait has an epic sense of humour and has the same lovable energy as thor did in ragnarok.

@captainsstevenrogers as steve rogers. maybe i am unable to look past the url, but lu is definitely steve! like steve, she deserves the world, but the world don’t deserve her. lu is a cute softie, who could also destroy you and your self-esteem in mere seconds.

@natasharomanovs as natasha romanoff. must i go on? niki radiates the most badass energy. if you mess with her, she will [censored] you up. but if you mess with her friends, you’ve just signed your own death certificates.

@blackberrywidow as clint barton. abi! is! such! a! legend! she is super smart (go graduate, girl!) and is an underrated babe that deserves so much more recognition. abi is super skilled and talented and is a sweetheart.

@blackwidws as pepper potts. cate is such a sweet, kind, caring person and is like a mum. but at the same time she has an amazing, sarcastic humour and witty lines that could honestly end you.

@russian-soldier​ as ned leeds, but also a pinch of thor. eva is your ride or die friend. she has the same levels of excitement as ned when she’s not ill. eva is literally so supportive and a ray of sunshine. you would consider yourself lucky to have eva as a friend!

@delmars as peter parker. first of all, zee is the most gen z to have ever gen z’ed. she is the literal embodiment of chaotic good, and has enough energy to bounce of walls and is actually peter parker in disguise.

@rhovers as shuri udaku. lance is amazing and is super creative and has amazing ideas. she can make really amazing content, and she keeps supply us all with fantastic icons and headers not to mention her current one is beautiful.

@gyllenhaalsjakes as loki laufeyson. this is a bit of a weird one, but nums thinks she’s chaotic evil (and she might be, good for her?), when she’s such a sweetheart. but also like loki (who definitely has tunglr) she loves a good [censored]post.

@starrkdust as liz allen. nic is one of the nicest and friendliest and she’s a gem. she’s also has the brains (and a studyblr, like, please help me) and has a whole goddamn aesthetic, that is so gorgeous.

@msmar-vell as peter quill. sav literally studies communications, with an emphasis on tv and film. she will obtain all the pop culture knowledge, but unlike peter, it will be relevant. but also, she’s hilarious and super friendly.

@whomanoff as peggy carter. leti just wants to punch a fascist, which i think is one of peggy’s hobbies. she will call you out on anything, and she has the same amount of sarcasm and dry humour as peggy does.

@buckychrist as sam wilson. hayley is a hoot. and i genuinely think that her url is something sam would come up with to bug bucky. #puff daddy is a hilarious tag and hayley is honestly a constant mood.

@crypticavengers as bucky barnes. maybe it’s the icon, but hanna is a new yorker, so it’s a thing now. hanna is more artsy than bucky, but she is super curious and her discovering something that she now loves is just like bucky at the expo.

@willas-tyrell as mantis. gabi is so caring and fun, as well as funny and a little bit chaotic and quirky. she is super lovable and a relatable queen, who needs to watch some shrek. it’s good for the soul.

@drunkmarvel as nick fury. harmony is iconic. she has made so many amazing gifs and text posts and [censored]posts for this fandom, she is literally one of the backbones. and like nick fury, she was wrongfully dusted. but fury is going to come back, so tunglr better watch out. #cowards.

[superwholocked2016]

My Spiderman Experience

- First of all, I expected Mysterio being a bitch but not a hot bitch

- I felt bad for Mr.Harrington, his wife deserved to actually blip away that thot

- can we appreciate the moments where you know happy can only see a tiny tony and he justs like “yes, this is my new boss” 

- those kree fuckers shoulda gone for mysterios overlooked minions

- to be honest I forgot mysterios real name during the movie and started to call him “bad fishbowl man”

- fuckin got betrayed by that Lil cute Brad Davis, he was so cute in the first movie? what happened in the span of five years to make him such an absolute air waster?

-Tom Hollands Abs 

-MJ PERIOD IS SO FREAKIN PRECIOUS WITH HER DARK HISTORY FACTS

-Ned being like my friend group in a nutshell

- Happy just getting freakin friend zoned

-thAt EnDing HaD Me QuaKiNG 

-My dad telling me that they reveal spidermans identity in the comics sometimes just to fuck with him

-spiderman being an absolute legend about taking a train

-My dad then informing me they debuffed spiderman for the film and he coulda took on two trains

- my pikachu suprised face havin 

- my dad an absolute comic fan saying Mysterio fakes his death almost every comic he's read

- me realizing Mysterio gonna be back for more than peteys identity

 -laughing more than I have in a long time

-Those freaking moments where Mr.dell was trying to be a witchfinder general and me and my dad where losing it.

-the whole movie, to be honest, is a surreal experience

- wanting nick fury to come back from his vaca and Fucking save peter from jonah

-gasping when I saw OG J JONAH JAMESON 

-loving the fucking fanboy vibes flash gave off for spidey

-spidey going ham and then winning the girl 

[ao3feed-petermj]

by spidermanhomecomeme

The late-November air brings a pleasant chill that bites at the tip of Peter's nose.

Well, that's what he assumes it's doing, judging by the way everyone else leans into the warmth from the fire pit, pulling their sweaters, jackets, blankets, and other self-warming-devices tighter around them. Ned and Betty are almost on top of each other in their loveseat, the low-fifty-degree weather being the perfect excuse to snuggle up on a back patio couch and roast marshmallows. Cindy's curled up on the chair, a gray fuzzy blanket draped over her shoulders as she sips on a mug of hot chocolate, her hands glued to the sides. 

And MJ…

Well, MJ's the reason Peter's not really feeling the cold. 

Words: 4182, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/M

Characters: Michelle Jones, Peter Parker, Cindy Moon, Ned Leeds, Betty Brant

Relationships: Michelle Jones/Peter Parker

Additional Tags: Friends to Lovers, Autumn, Thanksgiving, Stargazing, Kinda, Explicit Sexual Content, Vaginal Fingering, Cunnilingus, Peter Parker is a Little Shit, Peter Parker is a thot, Bad Jokes, Holidays

[teruthecreator]

macknerva time.... ill be back with some ship asks but feel free to use this as a place to put some random headcanons about the girls....

every day, every Ding Dang Day, cro walks into my house and proudly proclaims: Macknerva Rights! and for that, we (and by “we”, i mean the Committee Of People Who Still Own Griffin Mcelroy’s Rights, which you are on but ignore that) offer you this award, for being The Only Motherfucker Who Can Handle Me 

their honeymoon phase lasts D U M M Y long (in fact, one would say it probably never ended, even when they eventually do get engaged). these two are just so damn excited about their relationship, they just want the whole world to know! they both always find reasons to bring the other up in conversation, just so they can gush about how in love they are. and if they’re in the same room? Game Over, Dude. it is PDA-Central, babey!! so much handholding and nuzzling noses into cheeks and little kisses dotted all over the others faces. mack tries to keep it professional at work, but some days she just can’t help getting Soft On Main. 

don’t get me wrong, the two aren’t dependent on each other. it’s not one of Those Things. they’re just really happy to be together! and honestly if their friends were that bothered by it they’d stop, but no one can openly admit to how much of a relief it is to have mack and minerva in a relationship than to deal w them Pining forever. kirby repeatedly reminds himself, “just think of the pining, just think of the pining” when mack stops what she’s doing to coo at her girlfriend from across the theatre for the fiftieth time. he’s Very Tired. 

mack has never been in a serious relationship before, and minerva’s an alien from another planet, so traditional dating rules and milestones are pretty immediately thrown out the window. the only reason mack hasn’t caved and asked minerva to move in w her is bc she knows how much minerva enjoys being surrounded by friends, and her house is kinda far. she has thought abt it before, and the domestic images that have come to mind left her red in the face and sappy for a whole four hours. 

speaking of the two’s lack of dating knowledge, they both pretty equally are at a loss as to what’s considered a “date”. like, sure, mack’s been on a couple Tinder dates before, but those were never date-dates. and they never ended well, either, so mack doesn’t typically think of dinner when dates come to mind. a lot of the beginning of their relationship was hanging out and then one of them being like, “is this a date?” and the other not having anything to prove it isn’t one. after a while of dating, though, the figure out what they like and their go-to date activities are as follows: dinner at mack’s (w the Chosen Squad and their so’s, sometimes the rest of the Pine Guard trio will come w their so’s as well), nights on the roof stargazing, movie nights cuddled up on the couch, hiking trail (minerva’s gotta get her Runs in, and mack is just happy to watch her hot girlfriend sprint through the woods w her), or just driving around the neighboring cities to dick around (mack has recently gotten minerva into Knick-Knack Collecting so rip to duck’s already cluttered apartment). 

i’ve mentioned this before, but it takes mack A While before she learns about Sylvain/monsters/Minerva being an alien. like, they are several months into dating before mack realizes something’s up. it is the dumbest fucking thing and everyone is so baffled as to how mack couldn’t tell right off the bat that something was up w minerva. 

ned: she has glowing tattoos.  

mack: i thought it was a trick of the light! 

aubrey: okay, but, she has glowing eyes too, mack. 

mack: i assumed that was just my gay poetic brain turning my imagery to life!!! 

duck: aight, but she talks like she’s one’a those stereotypical aliens tryin’ to blend into human society. 

mack: i wasn’t about to look the Hot Gift Horse in its Fucking Mouth, duck newton. 

i’ve been thinking abt this idea all day so lemme just talk abt it rn: the first time mack has to leave on business, minerva is distraught. like, mack finally has enough leverage as a theatre owner/proprietor that she goes to New York to talk shop w a couple off-Broadway theatres (that she happens to still be connected to bc of her past endeavors), so she leaves for a week or two to just...figure shit out. she probably takes kirby (which makes minerva pout bc why does he get to go and not i, my love?) just to have someone there, but she leaves minerva moping on her couch as she hops into her truck w kirby already in the passenger seat. 

“i’ll be back before you know it!” mack calls out to minerva before shutting the door. minerva is Very Aware of her absence. 

she’s not mopey, per se, bc she has plenty of friends to keep her company. but there are nights where all she wants to do is cuddle up to her girlfriend, and then she remembers halfway to mack’s house that she’s not there. mack gets A Lot of voicemails begging her to come home soon. she can’t check her phone during the day bc she’s so busy (and also Kirby’s There), but when she’s nestled in her hotel bed late at night she’ll open all of minerva’s little texts and voicemails and just melts into a puddle right on the spot. 

mack would probably never admit it, but Kepler has become so much of a home to her that the “home” she once considered to be the line of theatres she once frequented as an adolescent/young adult have grown cold and way too crowded. she misses her little nook of a theatre, where friends are bountiful and so is affection from one Particularly Lovey Set Builder/Girlfriend. 

vice versa, minerva has to leave kepler for a few days without mack (her and the Chosen Squad leave on an epic quest to Finally Get Sarah A Fucking Sword). mack is not as openly despondent as her girlfriend, but she spends as many nights working in the theatre as she possibly can (bc going back to her bed alone, despite the fact that minerva only sleeps over a couple times a week, is too sad of a thought for mack) until kirby shoves a pillow in her face and loudly proclaims, “Sleep, Bitch”. she’ll send minerva her good morning/good night texts like she usually does, but sprinkled between those are little updates on her day/funny memes she thinks minnie might like/things that remind mack of her. minerva positively delights in these messages, and announces their contents to the squad w glee (unless they are for Minerva’s Eyes Only, in which she just smiles goofily at her phone for a solid twenty minutes). 

when minerva finally gets back, mack silently just walks over and jumps into her embrace, refusing to let go until minerva took them to the nearest soft surface so they could cuddle. 

this is all my Sleepy Binch brain has for rn in terms of random hcs, but feel free to send in whatever macknerva thots tickle your fancy, folks!!

[writingsofwesteros]

Ned marries a Lannister, like imagine catelyn sadly passes away when Rickon is born, leaving 14 year old Robb (and Jon), 11 year old Sansa, 9 year old Arya, 8 year old and newborn Rickon without a mother. About a month after Rickon is born, Robert and Jon Arryn (it was Jon's idea) invite Ned and the kids to kingslanding to spend some time away to deal with his grief (his children agree that they want to go and that their uncle benjen could watch winterfell). When Ned's at kingslanding, he and Cersei keep saying mean things to each other, getting Robert annoyed. Robert went to Jon Arryn for help, who suggested to finally bury the stark/lannister hostility by talking to Ned and Tywin, and suggesting a marriage between Ned and Tywin's youngest (23 year old) daughter named Joanna (after her mother, Jaime named her not to mention she's Tywin's favorite). Robert thought it wasn't a bad idea, so they first talked to Ned about it, who immediately shut the idea down, but then Jon reminded him of his kids needed a mother figure especially month old Rickon and not to mention Ned's kids met Joanna a couple days after they arrived in kingslanding and they love her so Ned after an argument reluctantly agreed since it's not like they needed to make heirs, Ned (thanks to his breeding kink) has enough. And now all that left was Tywin Lannister, who Robert, Jon, and Ned needed to talk to...

!!!

Lannister lovely girl being their mother. Jon becomes obsessed as she takes care of him without thought.

Ned softens at the sight of her with Rickon as she walks the gardens.

Cersei is so not happy !!