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ephemeralfuture · 7 months ago
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Nearly 4got to post lol
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nicodaws · 3 years ago
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i must italicise exclamation points or ill die !
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grumpybud · 4 years ago
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i post on instagram like lighting a firework as in i run away very quickly after i do it
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1kook · 3 years ago
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atHLETE JK pero locker room scheming
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It’s the worst text you can wake up to.
[ sos x.x 4got my deodorant…. ]
Jungkook is scheduled to visit you today after practice, his towel already set out on the bathroom sink. It’s his favorite one, the grey one that he reaches for after a post-practice romp in the sheets. He’s always so warm after practice, smells like the off-brand shampoo in the locker rooms and his typical meathead body spray and deodorant combo. It’s sour, something between pine and wolf piss and stainless steel; y’know, typical college athlete stuff. Pungent as it may be, some deodorant is better than no deodorant.
The trek to the campus’s state of the art football stadium is a fifteen minute walk, and ten of those minutes are spent debating just how much you like your boyfriend that you’re willing to face the absolutely rotten stench of the football locker room. It’s only thing more acrid than Jungkook’s horrendous post-practice body spray, the scent of the locker room itself. By the time you arrive, you decide you like him enough. When he does things like this, not a lot. But it’s enough.
Jungkook’s hair is wet when you walk in, and he’s straddling one of the locker room benches, two meaty thighs slung on either side. “Hiii,” he sings, leaning back to showcase his absolutely massive bosom. He’s got his stupid smile on, the one he flashes you whenever he knows he’s done something wrong. In this case, the ‘something wrong’ in question is summoning you from your evening nap to deliver his emergency deodorant. The walk has calmed you down a bit, enough for you to shuffle close and drop a kiss against his forehead. He closes his eyes like a good boy, and goes to envelope you in a hug. But then the absolutely atrocious smell of his body, post-shower, no deodorant hits you and you jump away. “Baby,” Jungkook whines, catching the deodorant your throw his way with one hand — sexy — before yanking up the hem of his shirt to roll it on. His abs are taut, always so delicious after practice, and they play a huge role in drawing you back towards him. “My hero. My savior. My beacon of light in a sea of—“
“That’s enough,” you shush, sitting down in front of him. Jungkook beams, leaning forward to place a kiss against your cheek. Now that his atrocious smell has been quelled, you allow him a few more smooches, along your jaw and down your throat. He tries to get frisky, huge palm on your thigh, creeping towards your mound, but you catch him by the wrist. A warmth crawls up the back of your neck. “We’re in your stinky locker room,” you frown, eyes flickering toward the open entrance you had walked in from.
Jungkook, now having moved past his good boy act, rolls his eyes. “So? You owe me.” You don’t ask for what, mostly because you know Jungkook will probably make up some elaborate lie to get you onboard. And while sometimes his little scheming is cute, there’s a high possibility that he will end up on a tangent about something completely unrelated and then no one will get any action. Another glance at the doorway. You decide the irregular creaks and thumps are probably just the old piping.
You turn back and catch his chin between your hand, squishing his cheeks until he looks like a puffer fish. “You get ten minutes, and if I don’t cum you’re going straight home,” you warn him, punctuating your statement by releasing your grip. Immediately, you’re upon him, nearly send him and you tumbling backwards when you grab him by the collar and haul his face towards yours. Jungkook’s excited whoop is muffled by your kiss, lost under the wet smacking of your lips.
He settles soon enough, reaches those brawny arms around you. Amidst all the locker room smells, the scent of his familiar yet weird combo comforts you, makes you melt into the kiss. Jungkook’s hands work fast; as much of a goofball as he is, he knows when to get serious. His shirt is tugged off with one smooth yank over his head, and yours follows, two hands at your waist that slowly creep up. Your bottoms are a bit more difficult, forcing the two of you to your feet as you wiggle them off, kicking them off to the side just in time for Jungkook to push you back down onto the bench.
The surface is hard and flat, makes your back arch all weird. But you can’t complain when Jungkook lowers himself between your legs, yanking the hem of your panties to the side. “I can do it in seven,” he smirks, before diving tongue-first into your folds. He starts off with one long lick, cunt to clit, that sends a pleasant shiver up your spine, a tiny gasp passing through your lips.
Enveloping your clit with his lips, he begins lavishing it in a series of soft kitten licks and more brutal sucks, dark eyes flickering up to assess your reactions with each switch. All the while, Jungkook’s hand — the one that had been placed on your inner thigh, holding you open — glides over your skin, raising goosebumps in its wake, until he’s caressing the soft skin of your labia with his thumb. Soon, his fingers graze the length of your slit before dipping into your core.
“Ah—,” you choke out in surprise, your feathery tone echoing off the walls of the locker room. Jungkook grins, letting out a soft amused puff against your wet folds that makes you tremble anew. He begins plunging his fingers in and out, trying to match the rhythm of his thrusting with the circling of his tongue. It’s not perfect, but that makes it all the more enjoyable; when you’re not enjoying the stretch of your walls around his thick fingers, his mean suckling against your bud is making your toes curl. “Oh, fuck,” you gasp, reaching down to bury one hand in his wet strands. They ‘re ice cold, darkened by the moisture that still clings to them, and Jungkook has the audacity to offer you a lazy wink. You jolt, both in response to his fast fingers and just his audacity in general. “Shut… shut up.”
He pulls off with a pop, cherried lips glistening with saliva and your pre-cum. “Didn’t even say anything,” he teases, tilting his head in amusement. The hair not caught between your fingers spills over, tickles the top of your thigh as Jungkook resolves to placing kisses along your mound instead. His hand, still moving, slows to a more forceful prod into your heat, his two fingers scissoring you slowly.
Jungkook does that for a while, leaning his cheek against your thigh as he gazes up at you dreamily. You want to cover you face, hide yourself from this disgustingly in love fool and just bask in the warmth building in your stomach. But he’s so handsome, so dreamy, even when he smells like pine and wolf piss and stainless steel. “Hurry up,” you shudder, letting go of his hair to tuck a strand behind his ear instead.
Jungkook’s cheeks heat up, and he tries to cover up his shyness by completely snatching his fingers out of you. A short-lived whine slips past your lips, but it’s soon replaced by a high-pitched moan when Jungkook begins to rapidly rub his fingers over and over your cunt, the very tips pushing your swollen clit back and forth. “K- Kook,” you squeal, thighs trembling with the threat of clamping shut. But Jungkook holds you down, dark brows furrowed and jaw clenched as he rubs you off. “Slow,” you choke out, hoarse, but the word dies on your lips as the simmering heat in your core begins to spill over. Your neck muscles practically give out, head lolling backwards as your back arches. Jungkook doesn’t slow down, even when his hand against your pussy begins to sound wet and obscene, squelching loudly as you orgasm against his rough digits. Every sound bounces off the lockers, filling the room with your mind and your wetness, makes it sound like the chanting of a roaring crowd on game night. Jungkook pushes on, doesn’t give up until you’re begging for him to stop with tears in your eyes.
In the end, he places a kiss against your thigh. “Sweet,” he grins, reaching for your clothes on the floor. “New record— six minutes. That’s my second record on campus, actually, right after my legendary 4 touchdown game.”
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tinatinker · 3 years ago
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#FACEYOURSIMS challenge by samssims (x).
post 9 faces of sims you have 100% created (not born in game) to spot similarities and to see your style.
i saw @babs1e do this in the tags a few days ago and i’ve been thinking about it even since so i had 2 give it a shot !!  i really struggle with giving all of my sims nearly identical faces and i think ... it still shows through here FAJSODIFJA  my male sims almost always have the same lips and i think i lean towards the same general nose shape 4 my girlies even if i use 1000 different presets </3
op says there’s no need to tag anyone, but if u want an excuse to do it, just tell everyone i tagged u because i would love 2 see ur posts too hehe ^~^
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guiltiest-gear · 3 years ago
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the person on the lefttt pls (sry i 4got to check 4 the ask so im late) guiltiest-gear. tumblr. com/post/683558598231621632/what-do-you-think-this-image-will-make
Anon it's nearly one in the morning as I'm answering this
What in God's name am I supposed to see here
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sushirollart · 7 years ago
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Thingz dat I 4got 2 post Nearly a month ago
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mysdiggi · 7 years ago
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Bruh... I nearly 4got how fun hosting can be!! did 5hours w/ #AeonSeven , @Boca45 #DJFood & @smooveuk .. salute 2 all the crew @ #TheMaskesBall last night. Gurners were in full effect bruh..😂😂. All damn night. A lot of mileage on these trains being covered but that's the part that feels like actual work. If u can't make the journey 2wards doing the stuff u love then u don't deserve it right?... Bank holiday 2morro so I get a chance 2 sleeeeep & maybe get settled treatment like that dog in my last post😂😂. (at The Masked Ball)
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cancercell · 11 years ago
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today i did this and made shortbread; side note i really like emilia she does some lovely writing and blogs great stuff. 
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