mina mclaggen. eighteen years old, neutral, gryffindor alumna, unemployed, ciswoman & she/her. je t'ai vu tracer le long du paysage, une ligne des aimées qui détruisent ton langage, et quand tu chantais plus fort dans ton silence, je voyais les larmes couler toujours à contresens. mais quand les saisons attendront ton retour, ce sera le vent qui portera secours. et si la terre est sombre, et si la pluie te noie; raconte-moi, qu'on puisse trembler ensemble. et si le jour ne vient pas dans la nuit des perdus, raconte-moi, qu'on puisse crier tout bas.
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“You know, I wouldn’t just kick ass for anyone. Okay fine, I would.”
#( && if you were to attempt to shake my hand. but missed and punched me in the stomach. you would still owe me an apology. | | musings. )#wporgrjgierjgierjg i love
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dennis, jade, mercy
DENNIS CREEVEY: If you could change one of the key moments in your life that shaped who you are as a person, would you?
“Yes, because the only ones I can think of right now are my dad leaving and Elise… you know. And in both situations, things weren’t good for my sister and mother, so I feel like it’d be pretty selfish of me not to want those things to change, even if they may have shaped me as a person. On top of that, if all of that hadn’t happened, maybe we’d be a happy family right now, and what kind of person would I be to not wish for that?”
JADE TALKALOT: Which side of the war do you think is the most powerful?
“Honestly, I have no clue. I’ve been keeping away from most things concerning that, because I don’t think I could control myself if I came face to face with one of those assholes, and actually knew what they had done. You know what, I’m lying. I do have a clue. I think they’re the most powerful right now, what with all the positions they hold in the Ministry and what not. And is it even a war? I don’t know. That seems like a big word, and sounds kind of scary and intense to me, but there are sure are a lot of assholes whose asses I want to kick into another universe.”
MERCY BORGIN: What is something you’ve found out about your family, somewhat recently, that surprised you?
“I found out that my mother wasn’t as strong as I had always pictured, and that might be the worst thing I’ve ever realized about my family. After what happened to Elise, she just… Gave up. Like nothing else, no one else, in the world mattered anymore. And I get it. I so fucking get it, but that doesn’t make it hurt any less, does it? It’s just… Fuck. I get it, I do. But I thought she was the strongest person I knew; the person who could get through anything, and it turns out that… She’s not.”
#Anonymous#( && numbing the pain won't make it go away. | | character development. )#( && a valid answer comes when the question is lived. | | ask meme answers. )#( && they say time heals all wounds. but that presumes the source of the grief is finite. | | ft elise mclaggen. )
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alice + mina + piper + prue + ron + sebastian + susan
( * markiplier’s pogostuck ask meme — v.1 )
Here is a compilation of things yelled in the first Markiplier video of Pogostuck. Full disclaimer, a lot of these sentences were said as a joke, please keep that in mind. I added brackets around words that will probably need to be changed depending on the verse the prompt takes place. Feel free to change these as it best fits your muses, happy roleplaying! Trigger Warnings: food, swearing/mature language, and death mention (very brief).
“Why are you white?”
“I see you!”
“I can already tell I’m going to hate this.”
“I can’t get back over the [banana].”
“Okay guys, did we win?”
“This is the worst thing ever.”
“This is kinda fun.. I like this!”
“But it’s better than monopoly.”
“Oh my god, we’re supposed to go up?”
“I need my [controls] to be nice and precise and predictable.”
“Oh god, I’m gonna DIE.”
“Don’t even talk to me.”
“I have a visceral reaction to like [controls] I don’t like.”
“I don’t miss this at all.”
“NEVER! I will NOT relax.”
“You are only saying that because you know it’ll make me madder.”
“I didn’t see SHIT, [name]. You didn’t do anything.”
“I have what I need right here, in front of me.”
“My fingy hurts already.”
“DON’T YOU LEAVE ME HERE! DON’T LEAVE ME HERE!”
“I’m actually sad because I wanted you to succeed.”
“I have nice sammiches that are just going nice and cold.”
“I swear to FUCK—I SWEAR TO FUCK.. JUST BE.”
“Why would I sound different? It’s the same old me!”
“[Name], I might kill.”
“You find your secret mantra?”
“Why would you do that? That makes NO sense!”
“No. Don’t— Don’t be like [name]!”
“You’re not going to make it, you fool!”
“I’m offended that you thought I needed your help.”
“It’s definitely not impossible.”
“If I be quiet, I feel the path. If I be loud, the path eludes me.”
#CAN U BELIEBE#CHEWIE DID AN ASK MEME AND I DIDNT FIND OUT UNTIL NOW BC I CANT READ#( && if you want the answer - ask the question | | ask memes. )
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sam creates an iidy ask meme (part 01).
alright, so! i was looking for some more motivation to read all of your amazing intros, and i thought! hey! why not create an ask meme inspired by all of the wonderful characters in this roleplay! and after asking the admins if it was okay, and them agreeing to let me do this, i started choosing characters at random (using random.org), and reading about them until i came up with a question inspired by them! okay, so, fact is, i can’t really read, so some of these may not make sense, but at least i tried? anyway, here’s the first batch of 22 questions based on characters from this roleplay! the next batch should be coming either today or tomorrow! also, fun fact: these ask memes will be updated around every two weeks to include new characters!
LEONORA FLINT: Which emotion do you have the most difficulty expressing?
VIVIENNE ‘VIV’ CHANG: Do you have a competitive side, and if so, in what kind of situation does it come out most?
NATALIA DELACOUR-BARDON: Who is the one person you’d follow to the ends of the Earth, no matter what?
CECILY SKEETER-ATLAS: What’s the most scandalous thing you’ve ever done?
WREN VOLANT: What’s your favourite luxury?
DENNIS CREEVEY: If you could change one of the key moments in your life that shaped who you are as a person, would you?
KATERINA ‘KATYA’ WOOD-KRUM: What role do you usually play in a team or a group?
AILYN WILKES: What is your stance when it comes to lying? Is lying ever acceptable, in your opinion?
MOLLY WEASLEY II: Do you think you’re strong enough for the war?
MAILAN PHAM: How far would you go for your family?
CLEO TRELAWNEY: Did your skills/gifts/talents come naturally to you, or did you have to work hard to acquire or control them?
OPAL TALKALOT: What do you desire most?
MANDOLYN ‘MANON’ MIDGEN: What’s the one thing you wish to change most about yourself?
JADE TALKALOT: Which side of the war do you think is the most powerful?
ROXANNE WEASLEY: What are you most proud of about who you are?
WILLIAM ‘BILL’ WEASLEY: What do you think is your greatest responsibility?
EZRA ‘Z’ DIGGORY: How do you feel about religion?
LILY POTTER: Which of the main four elements do you think represents you best, and why?
OPHELIA ROSIER: Who, or what, do you resent most?
VERONIKA ‘VERA’ WOOD-KRUM: What are you most skilled at, in your opinion?
MERCY BORGIN: What is something you’ve found out about your family, somewhat recently, that surprised you?
LEANDER FINNIGAN-THOMAS: Who’s the best person (aka best at being a good person) you know or know of?
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delacour, simone.
Simone blinked, lips quirking into a bemused smile. “I can believe it, actually. People are allergic to just about anything and everything. Did you have any tests done though? You should have a medical confirmation for something like that.”
“Well, yes, that’s true. I just never thought it’d happen to me,” Mina sighed, pouting slightly as she looked down at her hands. Furrowing her brow at Simone’s question, she looked back up at the healer. “There are tests? I just assumed I was because I kept on getting sick and feeling bad whenever I drank it. Kind of just put two and two together, you know? I didn’t know it could be even more official. Should I do tests? In, like, your free professional opinion, I mean.”
#( && listen with curiosity. speak with honesty. | | chats. )#( && i doubt you can literally fight this can of soup. | | interactions. )#( && tag tbd. | | simone delacour. )#( && timestamp. | | march 2024. )#( && timestamp. | | february 2024. )#( && location. | | general. )
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karasu-lee, antigone.
CLOSED STARTER FOR: @minamclaggen LOCATION: café in wizarding london DATE: january 30th.
‘ people still don’t take me seriously . i wanna be numb again . ’
it’s a contradiction between antigone’s dark clothes and darker choice of makeup, and the reassuring smile that graced the much older persons face. they’ve gone through the same feelings ; albeit, fleetingly, but it didn’t make them any less valid / or any less of an issue that the singer had come to triumph. ❝ but will the numbness really stop any of that ? ❞ tiggy offered; question punctuated with a sip from her spiked drink. the deep red so easily hidden in inky black, there was no point hiding it now, but antigone had quickly learned that casually sipping on blood bags was one way to disturb even the most avid ‘mixed breed’ supporters. ❝ they’d still not take you seriously unless you show them how much of a force to be reckoned with, you really are. i hope not to pry too much, but why don’t you tell me why you feel like that. the public eye is harsh, and those trolls really shouldn’t have opinions. it may be ah– how do you say, carthiatic? ❞
Nodding, Mina looked down in the bottom of her mug. The numbness did help. It was the one and only reason she had managed to keep going after Elise left. It was much easier to be numb than to face the harsh realities of life. In fact, she wasn’t even sure why she had just blurted out how she was feeling to someone she barely even knew. “It’s just... They smirk when I fight. They laugh when I threaten. They roll their eyes whenever I chug back another drink. It’s like they know me, but they don’t. They expect things from me because of how I act, yet they don’t respect those actions. They think I’m just... Acting out, or whatever, because of what happened, but they don’t get it. And I shouldn’t be telling you all of that, oh my god. Shit. Sorry. You definitely have better things to do.”
#( && location. | | café. )#( && location. | | london. )#( && timestamp. | | january 2024. )#( && act with integrity. | | paras. )#( && i doubt you can literally fight this can of soup. | | interactions. )#( && tag tbd. | | antigone karasu-lee. )
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👀 what do you think the future holds for you?
“Hopefully the sweet, sweet release of death,” she stated seriously, before cracking a tiny smile. “No but, seriously. I don’t know. Hopefully… Hopefully something good. But not too good; I don’t deserve that. Not after I wasn’t able to save Elise. I just… I want to be happy, but at the same time, it doesn’t feel like I’m worthy of that. In a perfect world, Elise would be here, and I could tell if you know, you know how I feel about her, and Elise could tease me about it, and we could fight together against those assholes, but… That’s never going to happen, is it? I always pictured the future with Elise in it, and now that she’s gone, it’s all… Blurry. Like I can’t figure out what the fuck I’m supposed to do or who the fuck I’m supposed to be. And I know that’s not what she’d have wanted, but she can’t exactly complain about it now, can she? Because she’s gone and she’s never coming back.”
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weasley, dominique.
Dominique nodded thoughtfully; it made sense that oranges made Mina feel bad. They were very strong, in scent and taste. She’d never liked oranges anyway, or orange juice. Or pumpkin juice. “Yeah that sounds about right. Oranges aren’t the greatest anyways, are they? Or maybe that’s just me.” Shrugging, she took a few steps into the kitchen, eyeing the Muggle contraptions curiously. “Are you all right now?” She turned back to eye Mina now, frowning slightly - maybe she shouldn’t have come after all.
“Oh yeah, I got it.” Chuckling, she waved a hand in Mina’s direction. “It wasn’t bad, so no need to worry about it.” Whether Mina was worried about the contents or the actual writing itself, Dominique had been able to read it well enough. “If you’re feeling up to it, we could get out of the house later. Some fresh air might do you good.” There was a fine balance between sounding concerned and being a nag, and Dominique tried very hard not to cross the line but she was a firm believer in being outside. It was better near the beach, of course, but any fresh air was better than none.
“They’re definitely not in my top hundred fruits, to be honest,” Mina responded with a small laugh as she waited for the toast to cook. Smiling at Dominique, she nodded slightly and forced herself not the wince at the pressure it put on her headache. “I’m fine, Dominique. Just a little bit hangover, you know? I’ll be back to normal soon, I swear.”
Wincing in embarrassment as the redhead told her that she had gotten her drunken letter, Mina let out a small strangled bit of laughter. “Oh no,” she started, before stopping as the toast popped out of the toaster. Putting it on a plate, she turned back around to Dominique and smiled. “Jam? Butter? Uh... That’s pretty much all we have, sorry.”
“Going out sounds good,” Mina finally replied as they made their way to the small table in the kitchen’s breakfast nook, “Just as long as it’s nowhere too crowded, I’ll be happy.”
#this sucks so much im so sorry ergoijeroigjerojgierjger#ill start including angst soon probably hehe#food tw#alcohol tw#( && location. | | mina's mother's house. )#( && timestamp. | | february 2024. )#( ft dominique weasley. )#( para. )#( interactions. )
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cfartemis:
where: london, nearby the ministry entrance when: march 3, 2024 who: artemis & mina
it really isn’t that often that artemis leaves wales for more than a few hours: she prefers being close to her teammates, to the pitch, to anything that might happen. but since the announcement of the registry… well, for the first time since high school, quidditch isn’t the first thing on her mind. it’s justice. and she’s determined to get to the bottom of it, however she can - and that’ll be impossible, unless she’s in london.
art is aware that she has a reputation - not fame, no, but there are people out there, quidditch buffs, muggle-haters, who’ll recognise her. so she’s under a hood, sunglasses on, trying to look inconspicuous. she doubts it’s working, but she’s always known how to hold herself as if it were. part of her new york charm, she guesses. but maybe she’s not so charming as she thinks, catching a pair of eyes burning what feels like holes into her forehead. she turns, her covertness forgotten, and tears off her glasses. “jesus christ, have you never learned manners? like, not to stare? i feel like i’m in a horror movie, or something.” @minamclaggen
Too lost in her thoughts to even notice what she was doing, Mina jumped in surprise at Artemis’ words. Furrowing her eyebrows, she set herself straight about where she was and what she was doing, and then rolled her eyes as the corners of her mouth tugged up into a slight smile. “Relax. I was just lost in thoughts. And besides, there are always worst things to look at than you.”
Walking over closer, she raised an eyebrow and let out a small laugh. “Were your glasses supposed to be a disguise? I know those Superman comics are still somewhat popular, but you are aware that Clark Kent is not exactly a good example to follow when it comes to hiding in plain sight, right?”
#( interaction. )#( para. )#( && timestamp. | | march 2024. )#( && location. | | london. )#( ft artemis astor. )
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ALICE + MINA + RON + SUSAN
nonverbal starters prompts featuring nonverbal scenarios.
guide take them by the hand, arm, or shoulder to guide them.
shelter protect them.
shove push them.
loop drape an arm around their shoulders.
touch a gentle touch like rubbing their back, hugging them, holding their hand.
kiss a kiss on the cheek, knuckles, forehead, in their hair.
palm smack them upside the head.
bed rest gently push them back down when they try getting out of bed.
aid help them with a task.
note pass a note to them.
cry wipe away their tears.
wash wipe something off their forehead, cheek, so on.
bandage patch them up when they get hurt.
heal take care of them when they get sick.
book silently read a story with them.
carry pick them up.
scrap punch them.
cherry find blood on them.
sit help them sit down.
medical wake up in the hospital and find them holding their hand.
steer place a hand under their chin to make them look up.
beat dance with them.
stare stare them down.
off track get lost with them.
no shaking their head in disagreement.
yes nodding their head in agreement.
rush tackle them to the ground.
open hold the door open for them.
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elimemes:
SOFT ANGST STARTERS.
‘stay for me.’
‘what’s this between us?’
‘i don’t want your apology.’
‘you know i have feelings for you.’
‘yeah, i remember the drill.’
‘you’ve never hurt me. ever.’
‘then leave her/him/them. at home.’
‘i don’t believe it.’
‘this is breaking my heart.’
‘you met me at a very strange time in my life.’
‘what keeps you up at night?’
‘i wish you were here.’
‘i let you down.’
‘something strange happened here.’
‘you’re not safe here.’
‘i wasn’t ready to say goodbye.’
‘we are not the same, and never will be.’
‘don’t touch me.’
‘is it my fault?’
‘i’m not like them.’
‘i forgot my name again.’
‘i don’t know who i am.’
‘your fear of looking stupid is holding you back.’
‘are you still alive?’
‘i don’t like being told what to do.’
‘am i making you uncomfortable?’
‘nobody cares if you don’t go to the party.’
‘it was supposed to be fun, and you ruined it.’
‘where the hell are my friends?’
‘stop pretending life doesn’t terrify you.’
alice + mina + ron + susan
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weasley, ron.
WHERE: The Leaky Cauldron, London. WHEN: March 1st, 2024 @ 15:58. WHO: Open to all adults.
He wasn’t going to cry.
He couldn’t cry.
Ron had to admit it; it was a bit early to get drunk. Or well, to drink. At his age, he couldn’t very well excuse drinking just for the sake of getting drunk, could he? Not even when all he wanted to do was either lie down on the floor and never get up again OR throw glasses at the wall until he bled from the shards that rebounded back to him.
Fuck. He hated everything so much at that moment. From the rickety table he was sitting at, to the chair he was sitting on, to the looks of pity the bartender kept on sending his way. And she wasn’t the only one. Even McLaggen’s kid, bloody McLaggen’s kid, had sent a drink his way. Not that he hadn’t done the same to her a few nights ago, after he’d heard whispers of her sister’s death. Still, it stung. Ron Weasley used to be easy to pity. He used to find himself pitiful, even, but that had changed. Ron had changed. He was a grown man now, and he didn’t need to be pitied. Fuck. What he needed was his best friend back.
He had spent the first eleven years of his life without Harry. That was a big chunk of time, and yet, he felt like the hole inside of him would have been just have big if they had known each other from birth. He loved Harry. He hadn’t said it enough. It wasn’t the “manly” thing to do, and Ron had always tried to prove himself. As the youngest of six boys, he had wanted to show he was strong. And telling your best friend you loved him had, apparently, never been a great show of strength, and how fucking much Ron regretted it was unbelievable. He had said it from time to time, but was it enough? Did Harry ever know that Ron saw him as a brother? As even more than that? Ron loved his brothers, sure, but Harry held a special place in his heart. A place that had been turned into a hole that would never be filled again.
It was his first birthday without Harry. Well, except for his first eleven ones, but Ron didn’t count those. Hell, he could barely remember them. His sixteenth birthday had been especially interesting, and Ron couldn’t help but quietly chuckle as he remembered it whilst staring into his glass of whiskey.
Harry was gone. Harry would never get to turn forty-four. Harry Potter was dead.
So absorbed into his thoughts and his whiskey, Ron didn’t even notice anyone approaching him until he finally looked up and saw that someone was sitting right in front of him.
“Oh, bloody hell,” he jumped in surprised, putting his hand against his heart for a second before raising an eyebrow. “Kind of rude to try to give a guy a heart attack on his birthday, you know?”
Mina wished she didn’t know what lost felt like. She wished she could just pity those who had lost, and feel bad for them, without being able to actually relate. Unfortunately, though, Elise’s lost had brought Mina a lot closer to understanding what Ron Weasley was going through, and so she sighed as she saw him making his way into the Leaky Cauldron that night.
Mina’s mother had talked her ear off about Harry Potter and his friends. She had been a year or two older than them at Hogwarts, and though at the time she didn’t think all that much of them, as they were younger and she was a teen, she had learned to admire them throughout the years. Not in a weird way, though. Mina’s mother had a way with people that made them automatically assume they were friends after talking to her maybe once or twice, which was why the Granger-Weasleys had been invited to Mina’s gallery exhibitions more than once.
To be fair, had Mina been a little bit more sober, Mina wouldn’t have sat down in front of Ron. And she probably wouldn’t have snorted out loud at his surprise.
“Sorry. Wouldn’t have attempted murder if I knew it was your birthday,” she smiled, before waving over at the waitress and letting them know that she’d need two more of what she and Ron were having. Looking back towards the redhead, she found herself feeling lost for a moment. That was an adult. A legitimate adult, and she related to him. Oh god, was Mina getting old? That was sad.
Still, she was well aware of why Ron Weasley might not seem like the happiest man on Earth at the moment, and so she refrained from making a comment about either of their ages.
“Drinking alone, uh? Not that I can talk, but... On your birthday? I hope you appreciated the drink I sent earlier, at any rate. One of my favourites here. Not that there’s that much choice, but...”
#( && i doubt you can literally fight this can of soup. / / interaction. )#( && relating to an old man? yikes. / / ft ron weasley. )#( && act with integrity. / / para. )#( && timestamp. / / march 2024. )#( && location. / / london. )#( && location. / / the leaky cauldron. )#alcohol tw#grief tw#death tw
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mina mclaggen + friendship ( ft. leo black )
to hell with the consequences.
@lionhcart
#stupid slur#slur tw#( && hey i just had an interesting thought. actually. fuck this. / / sam's edits. )#( && thoughts are never honest. emotions are. / / ft leo black. )#( && beauty's in the eye of the beholder. / / aesthetic. )
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WHERE: Wherever outside of Hogwarts. WHEN: Whenever between Feburary 25th, 2024, and March 6th, 2024. WHO: Open to all characters who aren’t currently attending Hogwarts!
“I’ve just realized that I’m allergic to beer. Can you believe that? Beer. What kind of nerd is allergic to beer? Well, me, I guess, but... Shit. It’s so cheap. And good. This is my worst nightmare; please take me away from this forsaken world. I need to find joy again.”
#iidystart#alcohol tw#beer tw#i myself am allergic to beer but unlike mina i do not like beer so it is not a tragedy for sam tm#but it is a tragedy from mina#does the gif make sense? no. do i care? kind of yeah.#( && every end has a beginning. / / starters. )#( && i doubt you can literally fight this can of soup. / / interaction. )#( && free for all. / / open starter. )#( && listen with curiosity. speak with honesty. / / chat. )
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tag dump (because you’re all inspirations tm)
#( && numbing the pain won't make it go away. / / character development. )#( && hey i just had an interesting thought. actually. fuck this. / / sam's edits. )#( && if you want the answer - ask the question. / / ask memes. )#( && a valid answer comes when the question is lived. / / ask meme answers. )#( && if you were to attempt to shake my hand. but missed and punched me in the stomach. you would still owe me an apology. / / musings. )#( && and her ghost shall forever reside in our hearts. / / ft pippa cresswell. )#( && they say time heals all wounds. but that presumes the source of the grief is finite. / / ft elise mclaggen. )#( && thoughts are never honest. emotions are. / / ft leo black. )#( && we're all just portraits of our true selves. / / visage. )#( && every end has a beginning. / / starters. )#( && beauty's in the eye of the beholder. / / aesthetic. )#( && pleased to meet you. hope you guess my name. / / introduction. )#( && music gives a soul to the universe. wings to the mind. flight to the imagination. life to everything. / / music. )#( && speaking into the void. / / self para. )#( && never stop talking. for your voice is a revolution. / / quotes. )#( && listen with curiosity. speak with honesty. / / chat. )#( && act with integrity. / / para. )#( && and my heart aches whenever we're not side by side. / / ft dominique weasley. )#( && i doubt you can literally fight this can of soup. / / interaction. )#tag dump#( && you and i. / / closed starter. )#( && free for all. / / open starter. )#( && always seek justice. but love only mercy. / / task. )#( && my mouth cannot write you a white flag. / / answer. )#( && style is a way to say who you are without having to speak. / / outfits. )#( && the pen is definitely not mightier than the sword. you people just don't know how to properly hold a sword. / / owl post. )
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MINA MCLAGGEN + NAME & PERSONALITY
numbing the pain for a while will only make it worse when you finally feel it.
#( && hey i just had an interesting thought. actually. fuck this. / / sam's edits. )#( && numbing the pain won't make it go away. / / character development. )#( && we're all just portraits of our true selves. / / visage. )
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ALICE & MINA & SUSAN
( * & . — THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY SENTENCE STARTERS .
‘ you’re are depraving some village of their idiot . ’
‘ i miss you . i miss you every day that i’m not with you . ’
‘ i didn’t think it was possible to miss a person this much . ’
‘ if you love music then you’re in the right place . ’
‘ the ties that bind you together make you stronger than you are alone . ’
‘ i can’t just call him in the afterlife and be like , ‘ can you please stop playing tennis with hitler for a moment and take a quick call ? ’ ’
‘ get up . we’re going to save the world . ’
‘ it’s not spandex , it’s leather . and you used to like it . a lot , if i recall . ’
‘ we can accomplish anything when we accept responsibility together . this is what creates trust . ’
‘ you never know when to stop , do you ? ’
‘ you got enough material for your sequel yet ? ’
‘ i bet you’re loving this , hm ? the team at it’s best . it’s just like old times . ’
‘ he hated children too and he had plenty of us . ’
‘ if you believe in yourself , just once , great things are gonna happen for you . ’
‘ i know that i let you down , but i could do anything for you . ’
‘ you know , i liked you a lot better before you got laid . ’
‘ oh yeah , it is your skirt . i found it in your room . it’s a little dated , but it’s very breathy on the … bits . ’
‘ you’re the most important person in the world to me . ’
‘ best . funeral . ever ! ’
‘ sometimes men are unredeemable shits . ’
‘ we were … we were just kids . little kids . ’
‘ we all came home . since we’re here , we might as well save the world . ’
‘ i’ve decided you’re the only one i can trust . ’
‘ if you’re raised to believe that nothing about you is special , if the benchmark is extraordinary , what do you do if you’re not ? ’
‘ eternal peace is probably overrated . ’
‘ we all wanted to be loved by a man incapable of giving love . ’
‘ one grows used to things , even if , sometimes one shouldn’t . ’
‘ look , you wanna pay your respects ? go ahead . but at least be honest about the kind of man he was . ’
‘ you of all people should be on my side . he had to send you a million miles away . that’s how much he couldn’t stand the sight of you . ’
‘ i feel like we should stop him , but then again i also just kinda wanna see what happens . ’
‘ you make me want to wake up each day and you’re in my dreams every night . ’
‘ you also told me that licking a nine volt battery would give me pubes . ’
‘ i’m just gonna go murder mom , i’ll be right back . ’
‘ last time we tried to stop it , we all died . what makes this time any different ? ’
‘ we actually have the chance of saving the lives of billions of people . ’
‘ it wasn’t his fault ‘cause he was ridiculously high , right ? and the girl , she thought he was a furry … ’
‘ i think maybe you’re the only person who really knows who i am and still likes me anyway . ’
‘ you don’t get to blame your problems on anyone but yourself . ’
‘ we didn’t choose this life . we’re just living it . ’
‘ than christ he’s not our real father , so we couldn’t inherit those cold , dead eyes . ’
‘ you don’t have to apologize just for existing . ’
‘ when something seems to perfect , it’s usually anything but . ’
‘ all the what - if’s start to haunt you . ’
‘ i’m done playing their games . i’m ready for a change . ’
‘ i would love to play cops and robbers , wear a mask , and feel important , but guess what ? recess is over . it’s grown - up time . ’
‘ we have a great job . the best job . we got it made , asshole . ’
‘ people still don’t take me seriously . i wanna be numb again . ’
‘ i stayed because the world needed me . ’
‘ at least i make my own decisions . ’
‘ i have been left out of everything for as long as i can remember . ’
‘ nowhere to go . no way to change . ’
‘ but now , i know nothing in my life was real . so i’m starting over . ’
‘ you do whatever it takes to survive . or you die . ’
‘ i don’t belong anywhere , thanks to you ! you made me a killer ! ’
‘ i’ve done unimaginable things , things you couldn’t even comprehend , just to get back here and save you . ’
‘ she needs our help and we can’t do that if she’s locked in a cage . ’
‘ i mean , it must be scary . terrifying , really . to discover that you can do something that you never thought you could do . ’
‘ it’s not difficult to accept , it’s impossible to accept ! ’
‘ what are you still doing here ? we’re trying to have a serious conversation . ’
‘ what’s going on with you ? and don’t tell me everything is alright because i saw you in there . you were crying like a baby . ’
‘ you saved my life ! ’
‘ i don’t want them to see me like this . besides , you know , i’d just hold them back . ’
‘ how about we ask him after we kill him ? ’
‘ maybe they’ll brood each other to death . ’
‘ you’re a real sick bastard . ’
‘ would you stop it ? why are you putting this shit in your body ? ’
‘ he must have been a very special person to put up with your weird - ass shit . ’
‘ you were my greatest disappointment . you only scratched the surface of what you were capable of . ’
‘ i lost someone . the only … the only person i’ve ever truly loved more than myself . ’
‘ you know , before you kill him , you might want to hear what he has to say . ’
‘ we all came home . since we’re here , we might as well save the world . ’
#it’ll be a regular ask meme unless you ask for a starter!#i’ll be happy either way 💕💕💕💕💕💕#i’m going to write on the car ride home tomorrow yeehaw#( && if you want the answer - ask the question. / / ask memes. )
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