#neal the eel & you

[marlshroom]

currently obsessed with the guy on the carmen sandiego subreddit who ships julia and neal the eel. which they so lovingly call "slimejules"

[nglwhatarecats]

GUYS PLEASE IM NOT CRAZY JUST LOOKHSBHSUSSBUUUHBSG

Bonus:

[romanticbat]

Neal the Eel dating hcs! (Neal x GN!reader)

My man Neal deserves more love (I KNOW LIKE THE 3/4 OF PEOPLE WHO ARE OR WERE IN THIS FANDOM HATED HIM BUT LISTEN, HE'S POOKIE)

- You probably don't even know how you ended in a relationship with him

- LIKE, his confession was probably so casual, you two were trying to steal something for Bellum and then he confessed and the next day him and you were dating

- "hey, wannna to be my lover?" *with a super fragile and worth of million of dollars machine in hand* /hj

- he moves a lot when sleeping and when I say a lot is A LOT, so if you two sleep together you will be cuddling to sleep and when you wake up you are in the same exact position while he is in the corner of the bed with the Family Guy death/fall pose

- he flirts, like, much (mainly when you are alone)

- He's a big on pda, he will not give a shit if someone looks bad at you two when he kissed you in middle of the hallway, why they don't mind their own bussinnes too? *face with rolling eyes*

- (sorry if the person who is reading this dislikes pda)

- I feel like his main love language is physical affection (SORRY AGAIN)

- Arguements are not often, you and him have maximun like 3 arguements in a year, mainly because 1- He's easygoing and 2- why you two could arguement for?

- He will get angry if you call him an Australian tho

[chuckiescrafts]

My first post on my new tumblr shall be this silly doodle I drew myself for my birthday :))

[youraveragecatastrophe]

Everything about Neal the Eel's introduction is incredible. Rhys Darby is as good as ever, the animation too, and the music!! But also just the way they established his character. 10 puns a minute. Doing his best to be as extra as possible with his slippery and bendy moves. Love that little weirdo

[inkdroptea]

I would like to believe it's the Mermaid thing.... but it is probs the comedian thing

i like to think neal the eel's living off the rest of his days on the run as a part-time aquarium merman and a stand up comedian... only one of which he is successful with

[st0r-fruit]

why didn't head faculty vile had like a test as a teacher for potential shadowsan replacements. Like, yes you're gonna be head faculty with lots of perks but. you also gonna need to teach students, trouble making ones at it. they should have a test whether or not they make good teachers to teach future criminals. I mean. Imagine if our candidates got that teacher test and its just teaching a class of their special skills for one week with one of the faculty supervising the class.

The mechanic: "okay mateys this is how you hotwire a car if youre in a pinch of time."

Cookie Booker: "This is how to tell a genuine [insert fancy fabric/ outfit] from FUCKING FAKE DUPES"

Roundabout: "Conversing is art. It is an intricate intimate waltz with layers of intention and words. This lesson you are going to learn how to get information without spilling one bit of yours. Now-"

Neal the Eel: "Here's how to slip your way out everytime, hah!"

[secretlyanimmortal]

Platonic! Yandere! Mime Bomb and/or Neal the Eel with a young and inexperienced reader who just started working for VILE

Platonic Yandere!Mime Bomb

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> First time request for a Carmen Sandiego character!! ^-^ sorry if it's ooc

> ms. Chari

> Mime Bomb is the paragon of keeping in character. When you were lost on your first day, no matter how panicked and worried you looked, you understood his charades of directions with no complaints. > Even if he was tripping you off, making you late to your first class. Yet you only chalked it up on "maybe i misinterpreted that Mime dude..." instead of blaming him, how sweet of u ^0^ > Did you seriously join VILE on the terms they were a trading company and not the villain organization? Are you twelve? only an idiot would think so lowly of- oh you wanted to pay your college loans, got it. > You were so terrible too! You kept tripping when Countess Cleo was teaching you mannerisms, or terribly dodging your sparring partner in Coach Brunt's class.

> Some of your peers even bullied you. Yet all you wanted was the money to help your college loan and look what it got you. Maybe you should've rethink this whole VILE Corp. business and steal stuff at this point.

> So you vented away, Mime Bomb wasn't like talking to a wall, he was quite considerate. Although it took you a while to interpret what he said that is. When you went back to class the day after, were there always less than 30?

> What else was he gonna do? you weren't even in his year so he didn't need to compete with you at all. He could be your personal mentor! plus, you get to translate the things he says- or signs.

> On most days, he'd reject the terrible VILE food you were given. You were his apprentice, you should eat the food they gave you even if it isn't appealing, it's at least nutritious!

> Deny it as much as he wants, he's grown a liking to you, like a little sibling almost. He was so worried that you would've been mind wiped before your final exam, so he trained you as best as he could if he wasn't ever asked on missions. > Oh congrats! you've passed VILE! Now you're a fully fledged thief ready for your first mission. So why does he feel like his birdie needs to be caged? > Why is he feeling so down in the dumps lately? He should be proud that his apprentice finally passed, right? > The first time you ever heard him speak was the first time you were on a mission, before leaving you thanked him for being so nice to you and helping you become what you are today, he smiled and said-

> "You're welcome, [your name] or should I call you [code name] from now on?" > He even gave you a gift! How kind of him. A tiny little duck with a mime costume on. Small enough to fit in your hand, you hid it in your pocket. That was until you were ambushed once you were away from your partner on the mission- > Why was your pocket beeping?

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> Tysm anon 4 the req! I've been having such the writing block ^-^ > i think the worst type of yandere is one that you never would've guessed to be a yandere, idk :P > ms. Chari out!!!

[wulf59-stuff]

Hope don't mind but, I'm curious;

Top 5 Carmen Sandiego ships?

Opinion on Mime Bomb?

And what's your opinion on the ship with Mime Bomb + Neal the Eel/Mime Bomb + Dash Haber (or both + Mime Bomb lol)?

(If you can't tell I kinda like Mime Bomb a little bit lol (that's a lie I like him a lot but understand how some people don't like him as much))

Do top 5 from in order

Carmen x Julia

Cleo x Bellum

La Chevre x El topo

Tigress x Pepper star

Shadow san x Lady dokuso (only because once i saw someone say they would be like a divorced couple. I just emagine that they will shit toke eachother all the time and i think that is funny. But honestly it could easily be replaced by another one)

So i love Mime Bomb. He is funny, he is a little bitch, he will definitely text in emojis and i will not understand a fucking word. He is the tipe of character that you don't need but he makes it better. Like i love him, but him without the makeup skaters me for real. So yeah.

After thinking on it for a while: Mime Bomb and Neal have definitely done the dead and are may be ex. I don't mind it but i think that Neal will annoy Mime Bomb to much.

Even though i think Mime Bomb will annoy Dash buuut, i think the two of them could have a better dynamic.

For example i imagine Mime Bomb trying to explain something to Dash but he can't understand and is just training to not swear and strange Mime bomb. And i find thah hilarious.

Alos some sketches i did to che if i actually like the ship.

(i would like to know you favourite ships and witch one you like more Mime x Dash or Mime x Neal)

[space-akari-darling]

Could you write some Neal the eel x reader hcs (Carmen Sandiego) :3?

Neal the Eel x Reader

Warnings: none

-Neal seemed like the joke type at first. You didn’t know if he’d take your relationship seriously -Despite this, Neal really loves you and makes jokes and puns to lighten the mood

-He loves to tickle you. Your giggling makes him overjoyed and he can’t help but do it when you least expect it

-He also just loves to laze around with you, watching the sunset or the waves of a beach. Silence is ok with him if that’s your style

-When he sleeps with you, he gets close but not close enough to wake either of you. But when it’s time to wake up he has a new song as his alarm every morning

-As an easy-going person he lets you chose your date places. He’ll be satisfied with almost everywhere as long as he gets to be with you

sorry this took forever to get out. Life is getting in the way. But hope you like I really like this goober

[carmenscarnations]

If Crackle had an "animal theme" like his classmates, what animal do you think he'd be?

I thought an electric eel would've been cool but alas, Neal already has a claim to that name.

[cyanide-sodapop]

Roasting villain characters

I grew up with siblings ok. I’m ok at this

Count Olaf: crusty musty dusty old man. Go clean your house yourself since you’re too broke to hire a maid

Esmé Squalor: I don’t give a single fuck about what’s “in” bro go talk to the wall it’s clearly more interested. Also that hat you’re wearing right now makes your head look deformed lmao

Carmelita Spats (she counts right): lmao psycho

Neal the Eel: bro whaddup with dem TEETH💀

Mime Bomb: do you even have a life

Professor Maelstrom: are you dead lmao

Countess Cleo: your outfit reminds me of Sam Smith’s red carpet look lolll😭

Lucius Malfoy: the hair. are you trying to audition for Barbie

Voldy: “I split my soul” lol ok emo kid

Bellatrix Lestrange: there’s just. A lot to unpack here

President Snow: is ur last name White lmao

also who tf names their kid Snow

your parents must have been delusional

Hal Stewart/“Tighten”: simp lol

Rumpelstiltskin (Shrek forever after): y u so smol lmaooo

Prince Charming (Shrek the Third): get a life mama’s boy lol

Fairy Godmother (Shrek 2): racist

Lord Farquaad: stand up bro💀

Opal Koboi: spoiled brat do you even know how to pour water into a glass

Firelord Ozai: cut your hair dude💀you look like a freaking hippie

WAIT THE ACTUAL HIPPIE’S HAIR IS SHORTER WTF

Azula: lmao go hang with Carmelita where y’all belong, in the psych ward

Count Volpe (GDT’s Pinocchio): it’s time to stop using hair gel, wannabe Count Olaf

[silkoodles]

can you do character bingo with our favorite slimy man Neal the eel?

We have the first bingo, SHOCKER. I unironically love him, I'm glad he's not real or i would beat him up and barf on his shoes

[romanticbat]

ne a l eeeelll... Ok jokes aside; a GN!Psychic!Reader with Neal? The humor/angst that can come from that >:) I know there isn't really any supernatural powers or anything but it's a cute thought

This is hcs btw! If you wanted an one-shot I am sorry

Warnings: maybe a little angst in some hcs

Neal the Eel &/x GN! Psychic!reader

- before starting with Neal, if you were a student in VILE you were probably like in Proffesor Maelstrom's top 3 favorite students

- also Bellum probably were half of the time watching you use your abilities

- NOW WITH NEAL

- He asked you if you could make him fly once

- He randomly thinks in the most strange and random thing when he's close to you to check if you're reading his mind or something

- He takes it very well tought, he thinks it's cool

- If you are strong in clarividence too he will ask random things about his future, like, not even serious

- "I will have a chiken in my future?" that type of things

- he maybe will through something to you to see if you catch it

- once he appeared in a vent of your room and you just go "I knew it was gonna happen"

- he do the strangers and most unexpected things only for see your surprised/conffused face and say "You didn't expected that one"

- If you two are often teamed up to be mates in capers he sometimes when he is teamed up without you forget that he isn't with you and almost broke something forgoting you aren't there to catch it with your mind

- now... Talking about angst

- You probably heared something you didn't wanted to by reading someone's mind more than once

- Remember my hc of Bellum actively looking at your abilities?

- Knowing Bellum she probably directly taked you as some laboratory prove subject

- He is worried for you in most of his capers when this period of time happens, Bellum can literally make people forgot about their whole life if she want, who knows what she can make to someone like you

- If she maked some more weird thing like, directly proving a new machine on you he will try his best to comfort you, silly puns can be the best solution to being in the same room that a mad scientifique for like 1 week sometimes

Notes: sorry if this was too short, I didn't have so much ideas, if more hcs comes to my mind I will update this post!

[chuckiescrafts]

Go to Netflix Open the "The Crackle Goes Kiwi Caper" episode Select the japanese dub Skip to just before Neal disappears into the vent You're welcome

[mochimouiemarty]

CSOW day 3, Relationships!

Im just gonna list off the most of the operatives they wouldve encountered and describe their relationship with them:3 Some of these might be ooc, not sure though 😭

heads up, this is pretty long

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Crackle: They'd be kinda close! Chipper would enjoy hearing about his stories and experiences in Australia. (I think they'd also like his accent! random, but i felt like mentioning it lol)

El Topo: I think that they'd make a pretty good team when it comes to missions! Though outside of that, it's just friendly greetings and nods.

Le Chévre: Honestly.. I think he'd find Chipper a bit weird at first, but he'd be indifferent abt them/more friendly with them when he sees that they're not that incompetent! or smth idk.

And idk if Chipper would really care about him all that much😭 but they would def be impressed with his skill in climbing and whatnot!

Tigress: Another one who'd find them a bit weird, and another one that Chipper wouldn't really care for 💀. But! maybe itd be kinda similar with Le Chévre. oh and they'd be super interested in her mask + claws/nails.

Paper Star: Chipper would adore her style, and be impressed and a bit scared of how quick she can fold the paper + attack.

Neal the Eel: They'd wonder how the hell he can fit in such tight spaces, and how he seems so.. snake (eel) like. They also questioned his lack of eyebrows at some point 💀

Lady Dokuso: Finds her intimidating asf. They dont have that many thoughts on her!

Dash Haber: They like his hat, and even more so after they find out that its basically a glorified pizza cutter (im sorry, i love calling it that lmao). They immediately asked him about it after a mission and talked to Doctor Bellum about it!

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And as for special someone's...

look at my past content and account and tell me you didnt see this coming/j

but yeah! out of everyone, they'd be closer with Mime Bomb. They don't really need to talk that much around him, and they enjoy his charades! Though, they do find that the dedication to his role as a mime can sometimes be a bit troublesome, but they don't exactly care.

They never exactly dated, they were just. super duper close. And they'd have a bunch of quiet nights on Vile island during breaks, listening to the waves and asking questions neither would answer, but would definitely ponder later.

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@carmensandiego-ocweek