#neal the eel & you

[marlshroom]

currently obsessed with the guy on the carmen sandiego subreddit who ships julia and neal the eel. which they so lovingly call "slimejules"

[nglwhatarecats]

GUYS PLEASE IM NOT CRAZY JUST LOOKHSBHSUSSBUUUHBSG

Bonus:

[chuckiescrafts]

My first post on my new tumblr shall be this silly doodle I drew myself for my birthday :))

[romanticbat]

Neal the Eel dating hcs! (Neal x GN!reader)

My man Neal deserves more love (I KNOW LIKE THE 3/4 OF PEOPLE WHO ARE OR WERE IN THIS FANDOM HATED HIM BUT LISTEN, HE'S POOKIE)

- You probably don't even know how you ended in a relationship with him

- LIKE, his confession was probably so casual, you two were trying to steal something for Bellum and then he confessed and the next day him and you were dating

- "hey, wannna to be my lover?" *with a super fragile and worth of million of dollars machine in hand* /hj

- he moves a lot when sleeping and when I say a lot is A LOT, so if you two sleep together you will be cuddling to sleep and when you wake up you are in the same exact position while he is in the corner of the bed with the Family Guy death/fall pose

- he flirts, like, much (mainly when you are alone)

- He's a big on pda, he will not give a shit if someone looks bad at you two when he kissed you in middle of the hallway, why they don't mind their own bussinnes too? *face with rolling eyes*

- (sorry if the person who is reading this dislikes pda)

- I feel like his main love language is physical affection (SORRY AGAIN)

- Arguements are not often, you and him have maximun like 3 arguements in a year, mainly because 1- He's easygoing and 2- why you two could arguement for?

- He will get angry if you call him an Australian tho

[youraveragecatastrophe]

Everything about Neal the Eel's introduction is incredible. Rhys Darby is as good as ever, the animation too, and the music!! But also just the way they established his character. 10 puns a minute. Doing his best to be as extra as possible with his slippery and bendy moves. Love that little weirdo

[st0r-fruit]

why didn't head faculty vile had like a test as a teacher for potential shadowsan replacements. Like, yes you're gonna be head faculty with lots of perks but. you also gonna need to teach students, trouble making ones at it. they should have a test whether or not they make good teachers to teach future criminals. I mean. Imagine if our candidates got that teacher test and its just teaching a class of their special skills for one week with one of the faculty supervising the class.

The mechanic: "okay mateys this is how you hotwire a car if youre in a pinch of time."

Cookie Booker: "This is how to tell a genuine [insert fancy fabric/ outfit] from FUCKING FAKE DUPES"

Roundabout: "Conversing is art. It is an intricate intimate waltz with layers of intention and words. This lesson you are going to learn how to get information without spilling one bit of yours. Now-"

Neal the Eel: "Here's how to slip your way out everytime, hah!"

[secretlyanimmortal]

Platonic! Yandere! Mime Bomb and/or Neal the Eel with a young and inexperienced reader who just started working for VILE

Platonic Yandere!Mime Bomb

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> First time request for a Carmen Sandiego character!! ^-^ sorry if it's ooc

> ms. Chari

> Mime Bomb is the paragon of keeping in character. When you were lost on your first day, no matter how panicked and worried you looked, you understood his charades of directions with no complaints. > Even if he was tripping you off, making you late to your first class. Yet you only chalked it up on "maybe i misinterpreted that Mime dude..." instead of blaming him, how sweet of u ^0^ > Did you seriously join VILE on the terms they were a trading company and not the villain organization? Are you twelve? only an idiot would think so lowly of- oh you wanted to pay your college loans, got it. > You were so terrible too! You kept tripping when Countess Cleo was teaching you mannerisms, or terribly dodging your sparring partner in Coach Brunt's class.

> Some of your peers even bullied you. Yet all you wanted was the money to help your college loan and look what it got you. Maybe you should've rethink this whole VILE Corp. business and steal stuff at this point.

> So you vented away, Mime Bomb wasn't like talking to a wall, he was quite considerate. Although it took you a while to interpret what he said that is. When you went back to class the day after, were there always less than 30?

> What else was he gonna do? you weren't even in his year so he didn't need to compete with you at all. He could be your personal mentor! plus, you get to translate the things he says- or signs.

> On most days, he'd reject the terrible VILE food you were given. You were his apprentice, you should eat the food they gave you even if it isn't appealing, it's at least nutritious!

> Deny it as much as he wants, he's grown a liking to you, like a little sibling almost. He was so worried that you would've been mind wiped before your final exam, so he trained you as best as he could if he wasn't ever asked on missions. > Oh congrats! you've passed VILE! Now you're a fully fledged thief ready for your first mission. So why does he feel like his birdie needs to be caged? > Why is he feeling so down in the dumps lately? He should be proud that his apprentice finally passed, right? > The first time you ever heard him speak was the first time you were on a mission, before leaving you thanked him for being so nice to you and helping you become what you are today, he smiled and said-

> "You're welcome, [your name] or should I call you [code name] from now on?" > He even gave you a gift! How kind of him. A tiny little duck with a mime costume on. Small enough to fit in your hand, you hid it in your pocket. That was until you were ambushed once you were away from your partner on the mission- > Why was your pocket beeping?

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> Tysm anon 4 the req! I've been having such the writing block ^-^ > i think the worst type of yandere is one that you never would've guessed to be a yandere, idk :P > ms. Chari out!!!

[closedrodrigo]

Idea

Dear Carmen San Diego fans.

I was seriously thinking of doing some art of my "Fan oc kids" from the characters of CS, I have some ideias and tha would give me some motivation for art.

I have some ideias of concerpt like

Carmen's and crackle Daugher (in my fix she was dating Julia but they broke up some time after 😭😭😭\\sorry)

Tigress and mime bomb Two daughters (sorry if you don't ship them but I do)

El topo and Let chevre Adopted kid

And Paperstar Scary son. (With long hair!! :3)

And obviously Neal the eel and Sunny (a oc that I made for that AU after V.I.L.E lol//Neal didn't deserve a girl like her btw lol)

What you think about it? Let your critic in the comments and feel free to give ideias.

[wulf59-stuff]

Hope don't mind but, I'm curious;

Top 5 Carmen Sandiego ships?

Opinion on Mime Bomb?

And what's your opinion on the ship with Mime Bomb + Neal the Eel/Mime Bomb + Dash Haber (or both + Mime Bomb lol)?

(If you can't tell I kinda like Mime Bomb a little bit lol (that's a lie I like him a lot but understand how some people don't like him as much))

Do top 5 from in order

Carmen x Julia

Cleo x Bellum

La Chevre x El topo

Tigress x Pepper star

Shadow san x Lady dokuso (only because once i saw someone say they would be like a divorced couple. I just emagine that they will shit toke eachother all the time and i think that is funny. But honestly it could easily be replaced by another one)

So i love Mime Bomb. He is funny, he is a little bitch, he will definitely text in emojis and i will not understand a fucking word. He is the tipe of character that you don't need but he makes it better. Like i love him, but him without the makeup skaters me for real. So yeah.

After thinking on it for a while: Mime Bomb and Neal have definitely done the dead and are may be ex. I don't mind it but i think that Neal will annoy Mime Bomb to much.

Even though i think Mime Bomb will annoy Dash buuut, i think the two of them could have a better dynamic.

For example i imagine Mime Bomb trying to explain something to Dash but he can't understand and is just training to not swear and strange Mime bomb. And i find thah hilarious.

Alos some sketches i did to che if i actually like the ship.

(i would like to know you favourite ships and witch one you like more Mime x Dash or Mime x Neal)

[carmenscarnations]

If Crackle had an "animal theme" like his classmates, what animal do you think he'd be?

I thought an electric eel would've been cool but alas, Neal already has a claim to that name.

[space-akari-darling]

Could you write some Neal the eel x reader hcs (Carmen Sandiego) :3?

Neal the Eel x Reader

Warnings: none

-Neal seemed like the joke type at first. You didn’t know if he’d take your relationship seriously -Despite this, Neal really loves you and makes jokes and puns to lighten the mood

-He loves to tickle you. Your giggling makes him overjoyed and he can’t help but do it when you least expect it

-He also just loves to laze around with you, watching the sunset or the waves of a beach. Silence is ok with him if that’s your style

-When he sleeps with you, he gets close but not close enough to wake either of you. But when it’s time to wake up he has a new song as his alarm every morning

-As an easy-going person he lets you chose your date places. He’ll be satisfied with almost everywhere as long as he gets to be with you

sorry this took forever to get out. Life is getting in the way. But hope you like I really like this goober

[multifandomsimagine]

Imagine Dash Haber getting you something for your birthday

Dash is a courier. An executive courier to be exact. Your executive courier to be more precise. He's only supposed to pick up the packages from the V.I.L.E. operatives after they have been "collected" and then deliver them to you. It's a job, one that he greatly enjoys, that comes with minimal risks. He doesn't have to go into museums or vaults and have to worry about dodging guards and tripping security measures. No, the only thing he has to do as a courier is to hand over the packages to you and take in your reaction. To bask in your joy as you admire the newest addition to your collection and preen under your compliments as you thank him for another job well done.

It's why he knows he has to get you something great for your birthday. A birthday he has been meticulously keeping track of on his device - though there was no way he could ever forget any detail about you. He's not worried about what to get you as he knows exactly what to get you: the Winter Fabergé egg.

It's a beauty, though it pales in comparison to yours. Frost seems to cover the egg, with an opaque white coloring on the outside surface. Ice crystal studded with diamonds and made from quartz, platinum, and orthoclase covers the exterior. As impressive as the outside is, it's the interior, the surprise, that seals the deal. Opening the clasp at the top reveals a miniature flower basket inside. A basket that is studded with diamonds and is made from platinum and gold, the wood anemones are made of white quartz, the leaves of demantoid, and the flowers lie in gold moss.

It's the perfect thing to get you as it would round off the nine you already have which is why it's the reason why he went to Qatar and infiltrated the Doha Royal Palace with Tigress, Mime Bomb, and Neal the Eel. He wanted to do something big for you - a grand gesture to show his devotion to pleasing you - which is why he decided to personally be a part of the retrieval process.

There were many instances during the infiltration when he regretted having come up with that idea and wished he had just stuck to his usual courier duties after being forced to endure Neal's puns and Tigress' yells at Mime Bomb. Though he had doubted it greatly during the mission, the egg had been secured with surprisingly no alarms raised.

And now days later on your birthday, he holds out the Fabergé egg to you with a bow, arms outstretched as he presents Winter. Dash hears you let out a sharp gasp and you take the egg into your own hands. He straightens up and a smile appears on his face as you trace the ice crystals with a finger before moving upwards and unclasping the top. Your breath hitches when you see the spring flowers. You trace one of the flower's petals and admire the demantoid center.

Setting the egg down on a nearby table, you take large strides to reach Dash. He straightens his posture, preparing himself for your praise but he's left shocked when you lean into him and press a kiss at the corner of his lip. Despite it being everything he had ever hoped for, he left frozen and has no clue what to do next. You move to whisper into his ear, "Thank you for the Fabergé," before leaving the room.

But maybe he doesn't regret the infiltration so much, he thinks, raising a hand to where you kissed him as his face flushes a bright red and gives a wistful sigh.

[cyanide-sodapop]

Roasting villain characters

I grew up with siblings ok. I’m ok at this

Count Olaf: crusty musty dusty old man. Go clean your house yourself since you’re too broke to hire a maid

Esmé Squalor: I don’t give a single fuck about what’s “in” bro go talk to the wall it’s clearly more interested. Also that hat you’re wearing right now makes your head look deformed lmao

Carmelita Spats (she counts right): lmao psycho

Neal the Eel: bro whaddup with dem TEETH💀

Mime Bomb: do you even have a life

Professor Maelstrom: are you dead lmao

Countess Cleo: your outfit reminds me of Sam Smith’s red carpet look lolll😭

Lucius Malfoy: the hair. are you trying to audition for Barbie

Voldy: “I split my soul” lol ok emo kid

Bellatrix Lestrange: there’s just. A lot to unpack here

President Snow: is ur last name White lmao

also who tf names their kid Snow

your parents must have been delusional

Hal Stewart/“Tighten”: simp lol

Rumpelstiltskin (Shrek forever after): y u so smol lmaooo

Prince Charming (Shrek the Third): get a life mama’s boy lol

Fairy Godmother (Shrek 2): racist

Lord Farquaad: stand up bro💀

Opal Koboi: spoiled brat do you even know how to pour water into a glass

Firelord Ozai: cut your hair dude💀you look like a freaking hippie

WAIT THE ACTUAL HIPPIE’S HAIR IS SHORTER WTF

Azula: lmao go hang with Carmelita where y’all belong, in the psych ward

Count Volpe (GDT’s Pinocchio): it’s time to stop using hair gel, wannabe Count Olaf

[chuckiescrafts]

Go to Netflix Open the "The Crackle Goes Kiwi Caper" episode Select the japanese dub Skip to just before Neal disappears into the vent You're welcome

[romanticbat]

ne a l eeeelll... Ok jokes aside; a GN!Psychic!Reader with Neal? The humor/angst that can come from that >:) I know there isn't really any supernatural powers or anything but it's a cute thought

This is hcs btw! If you wanted an one-shot I am sorry

Warnings: maybe a little angst in some hcs

Neal the Eel &/x GN! Psychic!reader

- before starting with Neal, if you were a student in VILE you were probably like in Proffesor Maelstrom's top 3 favorite students

- also Bellum probably were half of the time watching you use your abilities

- NOW WITH NEAL

- He asked you if you could make him fly once

- He randomly thinks in the most strange and random thing when he's close to you to check if you're reading his mind or something

- He takes it very well tought, he thinks it's cool

- If you are strong in clarividence too he will ask random things about his future, like, not even serious

- "I will have a chiken in my future?" that type of things

- he maybe will through something to you to see if you catch it

- once he appeared in a vent of your room and you just go "I knew it was gonna happen"

- he do the strangers and most unexpected things only for see your surprised/conffused face and say "You didn't expected that one"

- If you two are often teamed up to be mates in capers he sometimes when he is teamed up without you forget that he isn't with you and almost broke something forgoting you aren't there to catch it with your mind

- now... Talking about angst

- You probably heared something you didn't wanted to by reading someone's mind more than once

- Remember my hc of Bellum actively looking at your abilities?

- Knowing Bellum she probably directly taked you as some laboratory prove subject

- He is worried for you in most of his capers when this period of time happens, Bellum can literally make people forgot about their whole life if she want, who knows what she can make to someone like you

- If she maked some more weird thing like, directly proving a new machine on you he will try his best to comfort you, silly puns can be the best solution to being in the same room that a mad scientifique for like 1 week sometimes

Notes: sorry if this was too short, I didn't have so much ideas, if more hcs comes to my mind I will update this post!

[silkoodles]

can you do character bingo with our favorite slimy man Neal the eel?

We have the first bingo, SHOCKER. I unironically love him, I'm glad he's not real or i would beat him up and barf on his shoes