#gdt pinocchio

[skipppppy]

This recent trend in media I love is starting to become uncanny

[musing-magpie]

Actually obsessed with the fact that the last three Best Animated Film winners have NOT been from Disney. Disney has had a chokehold on that category for far too long tbh

[princessmisery]

festive puppets 🎄❄️

[lopposting]

Geppetto vs. Geppetto vs. Geppetto

David Bradley; dir. Guillermo del Toro Nicolas Cage; dir. David Bowers Anthony Howell; dir. Jiwon Choi

[cacklingskeleton]

god wait I just realized that the fascist italy training camp section from Guillermo Del Toro's Pinocchio is a metaphorical version of pleasure island/the land of toys from the original story

instead of an island that lures young boys with mischievous fun and then turns them into literal donkeys, it's a fascist training ground that lures young boys with ideas of patriotism and glory, only to use them as cannon-fodder when fighting breaks out

livestock to the slaughter

[iceecreamtreat]

Pinocchio the wooden boy

I LOOVE GDT’s rendition of Pinocchio, it’s my fav version.

From 2024

[ccborrega]

Keeping my tradition of putting La Muerte with some other representation of Death, this time the Guillermo Del Toro's 'Pinocchio' got a turn. I feel like they're the introvert/extrovert duo where they end up exhausted when they meet but they enjoy each other's company nevertheless.

[castlingvanias]

same as it ever was

[n0nam3fand0mch1ld]

Second part of the puppets meeting the other puppets fire boys.

[florals-cardigan]

I have this honest theory that anything made by non Disney gotten success after the Disney live action remake flopped

Here are examples

Mulan live action remake was flopped bc it kinda disrespectful to Chinese culture and then, Over the Moon went streaming (fun fact: Glen Keane worked for that movie!), It went successful bc it's a love letter to a Chinese culture than Mulan remake does

Pinocchio live action remake flopped and the other Pinocchio adaptation (I forgot the name lol) flopped too. Then, Guillermo del Toro's take on Pinocchio is perfect success and won an Oscar!

As two new recent live action remakes going to release this year, which is The Little Mermaid and Peter Pan and Wendy. The other media, Dreamwork's (Disney's rival for a long time) new animated movie, Ruby Gillman, Teenage Kraken bc I heard someone points out that the red head siren is based on Ariel and Dreamworks is known for poking fun at Disney. And another one is the Peter Pan adaptation which is the play callec Peter Pan Goes Wrong which is on the limited run on Broadway recently. So both non Disney media will get a success if Disney live action remakes might gonna flopped

Don't get me wrong, I wanna support Halle Bailey in TLM remake, bc she's amazing as Ariel in that remake and same for Yara Shahidi as Tinker Bell but I hate how they did my man Captain Hook in a dirty look

In conclusion, anything media made by that isn't Disney will gonna save us from Disney live action cash grabbing movies

What do you y'all think?

[robo-family]

:) I'm sorry.

[meilas]

So let me get this straight, it's okay for Taylor Swift to keep releasing variants in order to keep other artists out of the #1 spot on the billboards, but it's not okay for Disney to rush-release their live action Pinocchio to block Guillermo Del Toro's version?

[cyanide-sodapop]

Roasting villain characters

I grew up with siblings ok. I’m ok at this

Count Olaf: crusty musty dusty old man. Go clean your house yourself since you’re too broke to hire a maid

Esmé Squalor: I don’t give a single fuck about what’s “in” bro go talk to the wall it’s clearly more interested. Also that hat you’re wearing right now makes your head look deformed lmao

Carmelita Spats (she counts right): lmao psycho

Neal the Eel: bro whaddup with dem TEETH💀

Mime Bomb: do you even have a life

Professor Maelstrom: are you dead lmao

Countess Cleo: your outfit reminds me of Sam Smith’s red carpet look lolll😭

Lucius Malfoy: the hair. are you trying to audition for Barbie

Voldy: “I split my soul” lol ok emo kid

Bellatrix Lestrange: there’s just. A lot to unpack here

President Snow: is ur last name White lmao

also who tf names their kid Snow

your parents must have been delusional

Hal Stewart/“Tighten”: simp lol

Rumpelstiltskin (Shrek forever after): y u so smol lmaooo

Prince Charming (Shrek the Third): get a life mama’s boy lol

Fairy Godmother (Shrek 2): racist

Lord Farquaad: stand up bro💀

Opal Koboi: spoiled brat do you even know how to pour water into a glass

Firelord Ozai: cut your hair dude💀you look like a freaking hippie

WAIT THE ACTUAL HIPPIE’S HAIR IS SHORTER WTF

Azula: lmao go hang with Carmelita where y’all belong, in the psych ward

Count Volpe (GDT’s Pinocchio): it’s time to stop using hair gel, wannabe Count Olaf

[princessmisery]

Pinocchio and his new brothers

[lopposting]

Carlo in both Guillermo Del Toro's Pinocchio and Lies of P

He will be remembered </3

[vanessafangirl13]

Happy first anniversary Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio