#naru von ejellan

[aidanisking]

Cale as Naru

[salaapaoo]

Here's the finished version!! W moosic

[vodkassassin]

*trips, and hundreds of pictures of Fredo holding Naru fall out of my trenchcoat* @realfakedokja

[anrisimps]

Future! Naru in his slut era. Lsh and cjs are not complaining.

[maria-of-the-waves]

Jungsoo just needs to get a child form to complete the Soos trio (๑˃ᴗ˂)ﻭ

I need Cale-nim in Naru form and team leader Sui Khan to act and scam the world together. The master and his top student, two master scammers, the whole ordeal is gonna be so beautifully done.

[wanderershu]

Remember when Cale told Alver that the White Star gave him cookies and that they even tasted better than Alver's cookies? And then for some 'odd reason', Alver felt upset? And he also felt as though he had lost to White Star?

Because I think about it everyday. The whole Naru Von Ejellan arc was insane in so many ways and this is just one small part of it.

[blueteller]

KRS's Bounty Headcanon

I recently read chapter 14 of "In an Instant" TCF fanfic by Messy-Haired-Bum, and this moment gave me a pause:

“There’s a bit of an adjustment period,” [Kim Rok Soo] decides to be somewhat truthful, “The bounty’s a bit of a surprise, there.” “Bounty?!!??” Deruth’s voice goes up two whole octaves. ““Surgeon,” “Team Leader,” “Advisor,” etcetera. Kim Rok Soo has many titles.” The current Kim Rok Soo grins a bit wryly, “In the underground, the price for the “Oracle”’s head is 100 million won.” […] “And you- you aren’t afraid? At all?” Cale* is frustrated. Why is this grown-ass man having so little sense of self-preservation? […] “Who do you think put that bounty there?” Kim Rok Soo laughs. “The reason why the “Surgeon” was so effective is because nobody knew about him before it was too late. Once the element of surprise wore off and they went to ground, though, Kim Rok Soo figured that to root out the rot, he might as well use the embarrassing title for something. […] When I take the reign, they already have this whole system set up for the inevitable assassins and their equally inevitably exposed employers! I just see no need to fix what’s not broken, that’s all!”

Me, reading this, immediately having flashback to THIS scene in chapter 533 of TCF when Cale was posing as Naru von Ejellan:

Choi Han felt the back of his neck getting cold for some reason. He subconsciously gulped and asked. “…What are you planning on doing?” Pat, pat. Cale brushed the cookie crumbs off his fingers before nonchalantly responding. “I am going to suggest at the grand assembly that we immediately attack and get rid of Cale Henituse.” ‘Hmm? What?’ The Dragon and the swordsman’s eyes opened wide.

You know.... it does sound like it isn't the first time Cale pulled this sort of thing off 😂 I mean, what better way to get rid of all potential assassins targeting you than hire them yourself and set them up to fail??🤣

Thanks a lot for the headcanon, @messy-haired-bum! I absolutely 100% believe this was the case: KRS set up his own bounty in Korea and got rid of all the assassins stupid enough to sign up for it 👏

[svenituse]

Both kings stare deeply into each other's eyes for a disturbingly long moment, before Fredo turns to Cale and exclaims: “We are getting married!” Cale chokes.

Fredo and Alver have some good(?) news to share. Cale wants to wake up from this nightmare.

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Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: Gen, M/M

Relationship: Alver Crossman/Fredo von Ejellan

Characters: Cale Henituse | Kim Roksu, Alver Crossman, Fredo von Ejellan, Naru von Ejellan

Additional Tags: Canon Universe, Crack, Post-Canon, I will drag others into AlFredo hell with me

[p4intingstr4nger]

This Bob took a picture of this rare occurance while He is on Coffee Break (Looting) in the Kitchen... Look at Naru struggling to cover his tall Dad with a blanket... :DDD

Fanart for Treasure of the (Vampire) Duke's Family?! by realfakedokja in Ao3.

[jesuistrefatugie]

Favorite moments in recent fics I've read

Treasure of The Vampire Dukes Family

Issue found in Transition

Third Time's the Charm

[shiii-kei]

TCF!Crack

I love the way how animated Cale had gotten when he was pretending to be Naru at the Endable Kingdom like he just went on like–

Cale/Naru: Oh my! My poor poor father! Who had done this atrocious sin!??!

Cale, whispers evilly to himself: Me

Cale/Naru: Oh my! Uncle! I beg of you to painfully torture this despicable human named Cale Henituse and give him the most agonizing death humans will ever have to experience!

Cale/Naru: Because he has caused THIS to my poor poor father! Ugh!

Cale/Naru: No one goes unscathed when one hurts a member of the family von Ejellan, more so lived to tell the tale MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!

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Raon: The human has gone crazy!!!

Choi Han: Yeah......

[salaapaoo]

Hehe sharing here as well because I'm proud !!!

I've entered my enemies to lovers era w animating-

There's still a lot of stuff I need to do for this, but !! I think I've made good progress so far

(u get the tiktok vid BC my phone refuses to show me where the actual file is)

[vodkassassin]

Basen is a wee bit jealous methinks

[anrisimps]

Polysoos 

This au is loosely based off Todvdf 

-After the war Naru found lsh and cjs and they got married after reaching adulthood (Fredo may or may not have threatened the soos about staying away from his son for at least a 100 years)

- Later, one fine day, this Naru accidentally ends up in the past when White Star was still alive. 

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Future! Naru dressing up completely claude- style bcoz it's comfy + who cares what he's wearing. Fredo nearly had an aneurysm fending off betrothals only to have his son bring back a bird and a human home, telling him they were married. It was a day everyone refused to speak about in the duchy. 

Older soos had a heart attack seeing their husband dressed like that which resulted in so many blue-ball situations but well..everyone grew used to it.. 

- Post time travel -

HOWEVER, this cannot be said for the present Fredo and company, as they found themselves staring slack-jawed at the older ver of his son.

F!Naru was disgruntled. He was sleeping and now he was suddenly in the past. That mf-GoD. He began contemplating about how to commit deicide and hence didn't notice his robe slipping off his shoulder slightly. 

He only came back to it when he heard a glass shattering and looked up to meet Choi Han's flustered face. 

'What-'

Present Naru started speaking before he could think further.

"It was the GoD wasn't it"

" Yes and -"

And there they go. Completely obvious to their surroundings as more and more people began horny-gripping and Fredo's bloodlust simultaneously rising. Truly, he should have considered this scenario. The Von Ellejans have always been a pretty bunch. But how dare these humans ogle at his son! 

Naru on the other hand was in awe. His future self had finally achieved their life goal.He was a slacker! Look, his future self wore the sleeping robes even during daytime. And they look especially customized for all seasons. Isn't this the height of slacker life which he always desired?!

He was as dense as his older self and didn't notice the starry eyed gazes directed at his older self's chest and neither did the older Naru found anything weird. He had probably grown used to it. Besides he had Sui and Cjs and his father to deflect unwanted interactions so he didn't care one bit.

(Everyone thought it was cute until years later Naru enters his slut era and starts wearing backless shirts in the name of not ripping them off everytime he gets his wings out and now suddenly everyone's not seeing him eye to eye. )

(Naru in his slut era)

[murasaki-cha]

Naru in this Sui in this

[currently-haunted]

*dumps tcf sketches and runs*