#this is a reblog

[atdutiesend]

{ vanity }

[craftywyvern]

<3

reblog to give a plushie to the person you reblogged this from

[atdutiesend]

{ a fine day for an impromptue performance in the hanamachi ft @stealerofheartsss }

[noccolibroccoli]

So I had a hysterectomy today (hooray!) and I brought along my stuffed orca, Shamu, as a comfort object. And everyone i interacted with during my pre-op was like "Oh! Who's this?" so I was telling them all about him, how he's been with me since I was 9 and gone on every single vacation and road trip, and they were telling me about their own stuffed buddies (one lady said she still has hers after 40 years!) and all of this while I was signing consent forms and providing a list of the things I'd brought with me, you know, small talk.

So then a nurse comes over and goes "Okay, I've got some stickers I'll put on your things so we know they're yours" and I'm like "OK cool" so she puts a sticker on my coat and stickers on my bags of clothes and then she turns to Shamu and I'm like "oh I guess he gets a sticker too"

But no. She pulls out a hospital bracelet that's an exact copy of mine and slaps it on his tail, like so:

And i was delighted by this, so I took a picture to send to my friends, who were equally delighted, and were cracking me up with their reactions (like so:)

Anyway, they take me back and put me under, and when I awake groggily a few hours later it takes me a minute to get my bearings, so I don't notice Shamu at first. But then I realize he's tucked up next to me in the gurney, so I grab him, and my hand touches gauze.

And I'm like "huh?" so I look at him and I realize

They gave my fucking orca a hysterectomy

[kvothes]

so true

[butterholmes]

No worries, I'm struggling with this right now. It's perfectly normal but there's always a way to make your writing better. Be that it may or may not be true, you can still improve nonetheless. Wishing you the best.

please please please please reblog if you’re a writer and have at some point felt like your writing is getting worse. I need to know if I’m the only one who’s struggling with these thoughts

[vampiricbisexuality]

like to charge, reblog to cast <3

[justsomeguycore]

the front seat of the car is a type of confessional

[fandom-gremlin-1987]

Every time I go to bed, I do that lol

[transit-fag]

Reblog to open a rail line from your blog to the person you reblogged this from

[atdutiesend]

{ he's so pretty, and for what?? }

Aster body [and skin tight x jeans edit] by Cheembs, Llymlaen for Bunnoi by schizocheese, Black Swan eyes by Ebonaught

Makeup is a private edit of Wild Hearts by hacmuar because the green guy desperately needs green makeup, right?

[word-count-bullet-count]

I've been seeing a lot of knight posts recently. pretty great

[hithereyougood]

Hooray!

RIP Tumblr Live, you wont be missed

[gumy-shark]

changing the original. this post is about him now!!!

unauthorized fucking thing. blow him up NOW!!!

[blorboresidue]

one time I used the ben affleck smoking reaction image in the family group chat and my mom replied with the funniest possible response which was: "mommy doesn't know who the guy is???" and that phrase has not left my brain since. I'll see blorbos on my dash that I don't recognize and I'll be like well it seems mommy doesn't know who the guy is.