#narroration

[vampire-robin]

Damian was coming back from patrol one night, when he stepped into his safe house he found Jon curled up sleeping against batcow who was chewing on Jon's hair. It was a very cute sight, when Damian walked over to wake Jon up to get him into a proper bed he felt Jon was warm, feverishly warm....how Jon got sick...who knows but he was definitely sick besides just being warm hos face was quite flush.

The contact between Jon and Damian had woken him up and he curled up more and groaned

"....dad..?" Jon mumbled... maybe the fever was making him confused....

@js-kent

“Jon?” Damian quietly spoke, shaking Jon awake. He could feel the temperature and smell his blood. Yep, definitely sick. “Jon, please wake up.”

[talon3-owlmansfavorite]

TO THE GALA

@lian-todd-harper

Little Bruce made sure to set up a limo ride for him and Lian to ride in. His brother’s card wouldn’t work in this universe, so he borrowed one form his older self. It was his and it wasn’t like he could pay a limo with cash. Everything was paid with card.

The young man was dressed in a formal dark gray suit and a clip-on bow tie. He was used to dressing this way on formal occasions. One could even mistaken him for this world’s Bruce Wayne back when he lost his parents, which made sense because both were the same person. Bruce didn’t think much of it.

He got out of the limo once it stopped at Lian’s place and knocked on the door.

[flateline-ripyaheartout]

RP Robin VS Flatline

Flatline found the perfect roof to have the fight with Robin. The last time they had their fight was on Lazarus Island where she took his heart, then was killed by him. Knowing Robin, he wasn’t going to kill Flatline. She knew how Robin responded to her death knowing the Lazarus Island would revive her.

Waiting on the roof, Flatline stood there, knowing Robin would track her through one of the many security cameras. It didn’t take long before Flatline saw Robin arriving. Thankfully, Flatline didn’t need a weapon to fight or kill.

@wayne-al-ghul

[thedemonhead-al-ghul]

DRINK NIGHT

It had been a while since the Demon Head had a drink night. He didn’t count his casual drinking with Constantine. Someone had to drag his ass home. If it was another version of him, Al Ghul knew he could take care of himself. They both could. Even while drunk, he knew his way home.

The Demon Head waited for his counterpart to arrive at his favorite spot to drink. Unless it was casual drinking, he never drank heavy or got drunk in public. It’s why Al Ghul always paid this place to have the entire saloon to himself. It was one of his favorites located in Romania.

He gave his counterpart directions to this place.

@mockingbird-and-howler

[flateline-ripyaheartout]

Nika was ready and dressed in what she’d consider appropriate for a gala or a fancy dinner party her parents made her go to. Though, appropriate would be used very loosely.

Outside of teasing Damian about his obvious crush on Superboy, Nika didn’t speak much to Damian since their last emotional encounter. Words were said and she had been worried about how he acted, knowing his death seemed to be approaching. Of course, the future could change at any point in time, what Nika felt wasn’t a prediction of the future, but Damian’s heart telling her that death looms over him. Nika also never told Damian that death also looms over her just the same since her family abandoned her. To this day, she still doesn’t understand its meaning, except that death looming over anyone often means their death is approaching and often comes.

Nika didn’t want Damian to be alone. She knew the feeling of isolation in feeling death is always looming over you and yet never touching you. Somehow, something is always keeping her alive. She even entered the Lazarus Tournament, yet she still here.

Her lips flashed a grin as she saw Damian’s car approaching, recognizing his car. She ran up as the window rolled down, then leaned against the car window.

“Hello Mr. Wayne, looking for your girlfriend?” Nika asked teasingly. She couldn’t help herself. Laughing, she entered inside the car sitting next to him. If Jon wanted to sit in the front, she could always sit in the middle seat. There was plenty of room. She was also small enough to be sandwiched.

@jon-superboy-kent

gala (≧▽≦)

tw: I never put these but I just want people to know that my Damian messages will have a lot of death relating themes around him, and if you do not enjoy that / interested in reading that, then I suggest you shouldn't read anything of mine.

It was finally the day that Damian had been dreading. The short teen had the idea that he would feel much better when the gala rolled around, but if anything, he felt worse than before.

A shiver made it's way up his spine as he finished buttoning up his dress shirt over his turtleneck, before moving to tuck the bottom of it in his high waisted pants. The cold never bothered him before. It had always just been there since they were little, but now, everything felt colder. he felt colder. he started wearing more layers of clothes to try and seep the warmth they provided into his own skin, but nothing came from it.

This seemed irreversible.

Unstoppable.

It only made the boy not want to go to the Gala even more than he already didn't want to. People always touched him when he didn't want them to. All of them would run their hands down his face, or through his hair messing it up.

It filled Damian with so much hatred for the people of Gotham. They had never respected boundaries, nor understood the words "I don't want to talk right now." Everything had to be out in the open in order to make the curiosity of citizens happy.

Shortly after a few minutes of neglecting his move to the car to arrive at the gala, Damian finally forced himself up and out to go pick up the two people he invited. It was bound to be awkward. Two of his exes, both being the same exact people he invited to come with him, and the now new knowledge of Damian's "crush" on Superboy. The picture was already writing itself for how awkward this short car ride was going to be between them all.

He sat there, with one leg crossed over the over and his hands in his lap staring at nothing but the floor as the car drove to their first destination to pick up their first guest.

( @jon-superboy-kent @flateline-ripyaheartout idk which one of you wants to write a reply first but ermm, h h hey!)

[analogboii]

there is something that always makes me swoon for the scene in spy x family when twilight completely snaps and is about to beat the shit out of the teacher that made anya cry n upset his wife. the feral murderous look in his eye gets me going every time. love that scene. loved it in the manga and loved it when it got animated. like yes, pls snap and just go ape shit. I live for chaos. same with yor honestly. her looking absolutely ready to annihilate was just *chefs kiss* like both of them going from 😇 to👿 in a blink of an eye. like yes pls.

[twinkleomorashi]

Any head canons on how each of your characters hold it? Like do they have a strategy? Are they discreet? Etc

I’ve actually given this much thought lol.

June tries to be pretty discreet, but once she reaches a certain point she completely gives up on being discreet. Shifts / rocks her hips a lot and steps from foot to foot as her main method. Doesn’t like being seen as vulnerable so ironically the worse she has to go the less likely she is to say anything about it until it becomes an absolute emergency at which point she snaps out of it and starts begging who she’s with to fix the problem at hand by whatever means necessary if she can’t find a way to fix it herself.

August doesn’t care as much as June does and will usually admit she has to go pretty early on, but doesn’t like to dwell on it. She can usually stay pretty composed, but has her limits. Instinctively wants to hold herself, but typically catches herself and forces herself not to if she can help it. But there def comes a point where she can’t help it anymore and has to pee too badly too care. Her legs get really shaky too.

Taj is not discreet at all. Very blatant about her need both physically and verbally most of the time. No real go to strategies bc she will just try whatever seems like it might help. Thinks letting some out will help and it never does (it always makes things worse). Honestly more concerned about relief than her pride most of the time and if it’s bad enough she’ll weigh the pros and cons of just giving up and wetting.

Isla tries to be as discreet as possible for as long as possible. Holds in the most subtle ways she can like shifting in her seat or crossing her legs. Won’t tell anyone she needs to go under most circumstances. But I head cannon that she is a little less subtle about it than she’s convinced herself she is. She’s convinced no one could notice but I’m not so sure about that.

[callinskiiscalling88]

unreliable narrorator Y/n doing a school project on the Thorn General or whatever they called him

The Amazing Biography of The Valley's Loyal General (With pictures!!) Written by Y/N!

[!!REQUESTS OPEN!! Characters: {Y/N}(Written first person), Grim(Briefly), Mozus Trein, Lilia Vanrouge, Malleus Draconia, Gargoyle, Ortho Shroud, Idia Shroud, Azul Ashengrotto, Jade Leech(Briefly) Word Count:1,342 Warnings/Spoilers: ooc-ness (since the narrator is *unreliable*), A joke about emo stereotypes (Not all emos follow the stereotypes and I don't mean any harm by it. Shoutout to all my emos reading this) Also somehow no spoilers Extra: Y/N stands for Your Name, E/C stands for eye color

It was a gloomy morning in Homeroom, my classmates sluggish, the desks on fire, Grim hungry, demons rising from portals, my air pods dead, oh it was absolutely dreadful! I was about to die!

However...Trein-Sensei's words sparked life in my dull {E/C} eyes. A massive homework assignment!! Now I hate homework, especially big projects, but this one was amazing! A biography on any historical figure from the Valley Of Thorns War back in the day. He wrote down the list of people available on the board, but I already knew who I wanted. The mysterious Right General of Briar Valley (Pretend it's sparkly I lost my glitter pen) Not the Queens, not the Left General, not the legendary Man of Iron (or was it steel?) The Right General! He was so intriguing. How was he so known yet such an enigma? I was going to find out. But I had competition. Lilia also wanted to do his project on the General. I couldn't let him snag this opportunity from me. I played it civil when I first heard of his plans. I humbly asked to take the General for my essay, but he refused! I am an amazing charmer, and I tried working my magic, but he just wouldn't budge! So I had no other choice....I challenged him to A DUEL!! (DUNDUNDUN!!) We met at the courtyard in the afternoon. I came ready to fight. I wouldn't let this weirdo beat me. (Before you come at me, he literally picks his nose, THAT'S WEIRD!!) I had my sword and my legendary gear which I got from my Great Grandfather. He said I was destined for something big, and this was it! Lilia had his own gear he must have gotten from his housewarden or something, but it couldn't top mine. Everyone came out to watch our duel. We both unsheathed our blades and charged at each other. The crowd cheered my name (I'm a famous warrior of course it's expected)! We dueled fought with all our might, but...he had defeated me! I laid on the ground, beaten and bruised. I looked up at my opponent, who roared laughing. It lasted for what felt like eternity. (It was only like a few seconds but for dramatic effect Sensei!!) "This means The General is mine." He eventually spoke. I glared up at him. How could I lose to an old man? (No offense I know you're old too) One who's...Emo? (No offense to emos!!) He must've had his teen angst and rock music powers stored up to trash me. Bested by someone who wears 5 pounds of eyeshadow everyday...blech. I didn't speak... I couldn't... I was embarrassed in front of the whole school.... He laughed again.... No! I couldn't let this twink beat me!! (Don't google what twink means). I kicked him in his balls and rained victorious! He begged for mercy, and I gave it to him. (I can make any man beg, especially the stupid kind)

So, the Right General Of Briar Valley was mine!! And I already knew where I could get my first bit of information...A source no stupid nose picker had... Malleus Draconia! (Or as I like to call him, Tsunotaoru [Hornton]) (Okay yes now I notice Lilia literally is his bestiepoo (or something.) But still!! For dramatic effect!!) According to my math he must've met the General at least once in his life. He's the heir to the thrown throne after all. The General is still alive both had the time to interact. 18 years to! (I think Tsunibuni [Horntonwornton](pronounce it with o) is that age) So it was perfect!! I set up an interview in the library. He was willing to answer my questions.

He answered all of them!! It was perfect!! I told you Tsunibuni [Horntonwornton] would be of use!! Though it did take some persuasion... "Where'd you hide the body?" I queried. "I'm not telling you that." He protested. "Are you sure? What if I.....Hurt your precious gargoyles" I said as I picked up a massive gargoyle and held my legendary sword to it's throat. It looked at Mallypoo with tears in it's eyes. "Y-you wouldn't..." He stuttered. "A-ANYTHING BUT THAT!!" (I told you I can make any man beg) "Oh I would." I smirked and brought the dagger closer. "Poor little gargoy won't make it out of this alive." "NO! FINE, I'LL TELL YOU ANYTHING YOU WANT TO KNOW!! BUT PLEASE, ANYTHING BUT HURTING MY PRECIOUS POOKIEWOOKIEBEAR!! MY SWEETHEART!! THE LOVE OF MY LIFE!!" Of course, he didn't have the answer to everything, so I did have to hit the books. I hit them with a stick. It wasn't effective. Don't know why. Maybe I did it wrong? Or did I have to use something other than a stick? Oh well... My last option... GOOGLE!! But I was running short on time and the Wi-Fi was down...so I had to contact a good ol pal of mine. The first real Android...

Ortho Shroud.

I called Ortho up and raced out the door. He answered right away but there was one problem... He was busy getting Idia out of bed. He was sad about some sort of gambling game. So I made my lil broski a deal. I'd wake his brother up and he'd let me use his search engine. So I ran to Ignyhyde!! Once I got there he was waiting outside for me. He quickly thanked me and took me to Idia's room. (It was so messy, and it smelled like unwashed shut in, it was disgusting) But I was determined to help him out!

I tried everything! Shaking him, screaming, promising him ice cream, nothing! He was a stubborn fire boy. So, I had one option left... Water. So, I really didn't think this through, but I guess his fire hair goes out so.... I MADE HIM BALD

That was not what I wanted to do! I swear! He was mortified! I know I'd be too if I lost all my hair... I didn't know what to do! I panicked!! But luckily, I figured out what to do with the help of Ortho. However...It involved Idia leaving his room... Which was hard to do. So, I did the same thing to Idia as I did Malleus. "Come with us or-... Hatsune Miku gets it!" "NO! ANYTNING BUT HATSUNE MIKU!" It was a piece of cake.

One hoodie later and we rushed to the one place where all our problems could be solved. Mostro Lounge. Azul's known to grant people wishes. Once we got inside Jade led us to a table, but we had to order drinks before Azul would see us. Of course we did, they have an awesome Mostro Lounge x Mystery Shack drink. Idia said they needed a ship name. I don't know what he meant, no boats were involved. After getting our drinks eventually we were allowed to see Azul. Ortho reassured his brother as we entered the octopus's office. Now I know what you're thinking... He's a sketchy man and it'll be hard to get his hair back for a fair price. So, how'd we get out of this without anemones on our head? Well, I don't know. I had to finish writing this paper before tomorrow and I didn't have time to sit and do business deals. Therefore, I left them. (Don't judge me!! This was a big assignment!) So how did I get the information I needed? Well... I read the books. That's a way better method then hitting them. Learned that the hard way...And hours later I had all the information I needed to write the essay! The end

"{Y/N}.... The assignment was a 5 paragraph essay on a historical figure. That's not what this is." Trein said as he slid the paper back over to me. "WHAT?! BUT THIS IS QUALITY CONTENT! IT'S ENTERTAINING!" I shouted back. "Half of this stuff didn't even happen." "Well, dramatic effects!!" "Redo this." "Hmph... Fine."

WOW, WILD RIDE!! YOU MADE IT TOO THE END THO!! I LOVE THIS Y/N CREATURE I MIGHT MAKE AN OC OUT OF THEM ONE DAY!! That's for the future tho rn I gotta add tags and post this. Comments appreciated My requests are open Thanks for reading Byebye!!

[the-one-and-only-dontron]

[No matter how long you wait, no reply comes. Donnie doesn't even read your message.]

[Your phone buzzes. A text notification pops up on the notification bar. It's from Donnie. It doesn't look like anything Donnie would be caught dead sending, though.]

helup upijlsd jleioonthatt ,ferajlh jjkleuio and ii a re caitures by bishoiooppp ,, hesaftrr ciuobajt tiuoo

[help pls Leon that feral Leo and I are captured by Bishop, he's after Cobalt too]

( @the-one-and-only-dontron )

Leon puts down his slice of pizza, leaning up and whipping out his phone. He squinted, barely able to read wtf it says. Must be important, he assumed.

[locations would help, ya know]

He sends the text, patiently waiting for a reply. Well ok not patiently but more eagerly.

[vampire-robin]

Tim hugs damian. "I hope you're well"

“I am,” Damian mutters, returning the hug ten fold but not enough to cause bruising. He buries his face in Tim’s chest while trying to control his breathing so he wouldn’t cry.

Damian really missed his Tim. Missed this. Missed having a family that loved him unconditionally. He had the Stray Tim, but that was a different Tim from the one who was the former Robin.

[ask-thesparedau]

Tripataka’s face here is hilarious. Thank you for bringing it into the world.

This is the face of a man who now has to worry about two superpowered monkeys.

He’s not sure if he can parent yet another wild monkey, but an attempt can be made. At least the Macaque isn’t trying to eat him to become immortal.

Or- is he?

Tripitaka doesn’t know :) and is too hesitant to ask

[flateline-ripyaheartout]

Nika arrived on top of the building on Gotham Square she told Respawn to go to. She decided to make it her mission to introduce the poor guy to fun. It didn’t seem like he ever truly got to experience just being a teenager, unlike Damian. It didn’t seem like Deathstroke ever thought about little things like that.

In some ways, Respawn and Damian really acted like brothers. Both were competitive and fighters, but Damian also valued culture. He learned art, music, theatre, rich history and even having fun with friends. Respawn didn’t seem to have that, yet hungered for more. She wasn’t going to assume he would be big on learning like with Damian.

If there was one thing Nika knew is that sometimes you had to start small. She would have to show Respawn different ways to enjoy himself and let himself out. It was for that reason she arrived here with a bag of stuff that she snatched off of a bargain bin. It’s not as if anyone noticed.

She waited for Respawn to arrive.

@respawnwilson

[vampire-robin]

“Alright, be sure to pack what you need for the trip,” Damian called out, then began packing his Anti Vampire gear, blood packs, dog food and some first aid. He also made sure any dog treats or food was packed in a strong container that could not be smelled by any dog or vampire to avoid attracting attention from other dogs.

“I’m ready when you are!”

Jon, I was checking on the animals on the surface and it doesn’t seem Krypto is there either. However, it seems Ace, Titus, Flexi and some clay thing wish to find their friends.

Would you care to join?

- @vampire-robin

Sure!

[future-mr-red-lion]

WOWOWOWOW

[rawrsatthetree]

I’ve been listening to the vampire chronicles and I gotta say the interview with a vampire movie does not do justice to how utterly insane Lesat is.

[vampire-robin]

“I don’t care for the mozzarella sticks, but I can’t be seen by any mirror or camera. I’m also stronger than the average person not as strong as a Kryptonian though and have all the skills of an assassin and trained by Batman from my days as a human,” Damian replied, giving out his abilities.

Even though he no longer found normal human foods appetizing, he still wishes to participate in something exciting with his family and friends. It could be fun.

@stray-tim

Arrival at the Gala

Tim stood outside of the venue, waiting for Damian to arrive. He couldn't help but pull and pick at his suit. He never liked to wear stuff like that, but he would be able to put up with it for a night. At least the brooch he 'acquired' was something nice coming out of this night.

With a sigh he leaned against the wall, playing with the cat ring on his finger. This wasn't a gala his 'parents' had dragged him to, this was a nice evening to cause chaos and maybe acquire a few new trinkets. It was still hard to shake the feeling of expectations.

@vampire-robin