#narnia shitpost

[totheglisteningeasternsea]

I was rewatching lww today as you do and I got to this part:

“To the radiant southern sun, Queen Susan the Gentle.”

And as always an unhinged thought popped up:

If it’s the southern sun, would it like… rise in the south… or maybe set in the south?

Or what other criteria makes this sun southern?

We all know this world is flat and the lamppost is a tree, so really, anything could go

[lohlunat]

Peter, Edmund, and Lucy Pevensie all died virgins. As far as we know.

[entishramblings]

as this time of the year comes around, i would like the publicly thank tolkien for not putting santa claus in lord of the rings.

[autumnillustration]

pov: you end up in the wrong version of narnia.

so today i found out that this version of the Chronicles of Narnia (Voyage of the Dawn Treader) wasn’t something i hallucinated as a child. i’m not sure what to do with this information.

I mean, it was cheesy and the sfx aged like milk (see bbc budget), but gosh was it charming and sweet.

[jkl-fff]

"Gay," said Puddleglum with a deep sigh. "That's what we've got to be. Gay ... You must watch me and do as I do. I'll be gay ..."

"Alright, gay's the word!" said Scrubb.

- The Silver Chair written by C.S. Lewis (1973)

"Teeheehee!"

- My Life lived by me (just now)

[bardofthefreaks]

when nobody posts anything new in any of ur fandoms so you gotta check tumblr

[who-canceled-roger-rabbit]

As an alternative to "if a tree falls in a forest" (since logically speaking the animals would be around to hear it), I propose "if a pillar falls in the ruined city of Charn"

[hecho-a-mano]

he suffered a wardrobe incident (went to Narnia)

[starofthemorning16]

[eissibee]

Sick of capitalism gonna go die in Christ's discount feudal fursona au

See you weeaboo fucks

[sapphia]

guys, what does it mean if your mood ring instantly teleports you to the wood between the worlds? do you think it’s defective, or…?

[totheglisteningeasternsea]

Narnia outsources it’s rulers

Imports them if you may…

[littlepeninsula]

Today i heard a kid call The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe, The Lion, the Ice Witch, and the Closet and honestly that rules

[tachiisms]

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[who-canceled-roger-rabbit]

Modern Narnia AU where Susan loses her way by self-consciously trying to appear mature, and instead of "nylons and lipstick and invitations" her vices are "chargers and hot chip and bisexuality"