Al | nonbinary Butch lesbian | he/they | 22 | Just things I think are neat. Lots of Les Mis, Good Omens, Trek, German language musicals about vampires. Yearning, etc.
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everyone’s talking about how unhinged fans are nowadays about their blorbos. well let me tell you that when the polish writer henryk sienkiewicz first published his novel ‘with fire and sword’ in parts between 1883 and 1884, and killed off the beloved character longinus podbipięta, people nationwide were so upset they’d go to church and ask for requiem masses to be held in his memory. match THAT freak
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me and the bad bitch i pulled by having a horrible fashion sense
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Why are we the prophets? Why am I the one, Who sees the sad solution of what must be done?
THE KISS OF JUDAS — Live Recordings of Jesus Christ Superstar in... 2000 (Glenn Carter as Jesus & Jérôme Pradon as Judas) 2014 (Ola Salo as Jesus & Peter Johansson as Judas) & 2018 (John Legend as Jesus & Brandon Victor Dixon as Judas).
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Robert Ingpen (Australian, b.1936)
Dracula`s Smile
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chase me if you must, but i’ll be the one to capture you
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jeeesus chriiist jeeeesus chriiist who are you what have you sacrifiiiiiced
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Can I be so 100% honest rn every time I see someone like freaking out scandalized by sexual elements in horror I'm kind of just sitting here like Yeah dude I love combining the erotic and grotesque it's my favorite pastime. What do you mean "the writer's barely disguised fetish" are we supposed to be disguising it? I think the throat-fuck guy is perfect for directing the new alien movie. Get with it
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Lab Negotiations.
Ford says he traded some teeth to get his lab from Bill, but the truth is a lot stupider than that.
Supplementary backstory for Step IV of Theseus' Guide to Ruining a Perfectly Good Boat.
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i'm a magician and the rainbow handkerchiefs keep coming out of my magic hat but it just turns out to be posts like these
bonus:
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You look so good there on your knees~ (sorry) [1/2]
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Thanksgiving is great because I can tell my family about the gay (no problem) erotica (perturbing) I'm writing with a side of gory cannibalism (alarming)
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manifested some chunky-ish yarn into a whole beanie that a person can wear in less than five hours while at my job. there was no beanie and then there was beanie. i fear i shall go mad with power. i cannot be stopped
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widens your entry wound until it resembles an exit wound
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