#naomi talks

[jounosnumberoneslut]

So I don't wanna monologuing.

I started cosplaying in the last 4 months, made new friends and still have a full time job. I've got writers block, sorry. Ofc my daily thoughts are about Jouno and the BSD I just simply don't have power to write oneshots.

But I swear I'll be back with fics, won't be inactive here on tumblr.

But but but,

LOOK AT MY

CARDBOARD JOUNO

yup that's me in a half Tetchou cosplay

ohh and look at my Suegiku mochis too!!

I hope you all have a nice day my dears! 🩶

my cosplay acc if you're interested: zsiv_cos

[betwecouldmakesome]

someone please put jamie tartt in a crop top

[justplaggin]

bsd 118: behold!! the tanizaki lore you've all been waiting for

the tanizaki lore:

[emily-e-draws]

bedtime stories (a mathematics textbook)

[timefospookies]

Headcanon that the ADA has a double sided whiteboard with like schedule and mission details written on the front and a betting chart on the back

Something mildly exciting happens and Dazai or Yosano flip the board and start gathering bets

Dazai: “Is the client the culprit? Bets everyone!”

Atsushi: “How much..?”

Dazai: “Hmm…¥1.000! All for aye?”

Kyōka: “Aye,”

Yosano: “Aye,”

Atsushi: “Mmmm…nay,”

Dazai: “Oh, Atsushi, you sweet soul,”

Kunikida: “Don’t make bets on the client!”

Atsushi: “I’d rather give them the benefit of the doubt. Yeah, they were creepy as hell, but maybe they’re just bad with people!”

Jun’ichiro: “Aye,”

Naomi: “Aye!”

Atsushi: “You guys…”

Kunikida: “DID ANY OF YOU EVEN HEAR ME?!”

Dazai: “Nope! Aye or nay?”

Kunikida: “Dazai…”

Dazai: “Aye or nay?”

Kunikida: “This is incredibly unprofessional!”

Kunikida: “…….”

Kunikida: “…Aye,”

Dazai: “Aye, he says!”

Kenji: “:D?????”

Kenji doesn’t bet cuz he doesn’t get it, but it’s fun to see everyone so excited!

Ranpo’s not allowed to bet until everyone else has placed their own first (and they’re not allowed to change their mind once he bets).

Dazai: “All done! Ranpo-san, your turn!”

Ranpo: “Mmm….”

Ranpo:

Dazai:

Ranpo:

Ranpo: “Nay.”

All: *collective groans of defeat*

[ef-1]

If I think about the double standard and the disparity with which the media handled Daniel in comparison to everyone else I may lose my mind.

[lesbianbanana]

hc that Naomi insists on having a normal nine month pregnancy and Apollo is just there the whole time trying to convince her to let him speed run it.

[razzafrazzle]

welcoem to my RAT HOUSE

[image description: a page of drawings of characters from gregory horror show. on the edges are drawings of my son looking confused, catherine smiling widely, gregory posing seductively, and judgment boy with an overly tall hat. in the middle is a comic of my son tugging on clock master's sleeve while clock master does his makeup. my son says "dad i wanna be a girl", to which clock master responds "not now i'm too busy Slaying", with the word slaying written in cursive. end id]

[duffslut]

Axl rose, Donatella Versace & Naomi Campbell

[kingoftheu]

It is the mid-1800s. You are Karl Marx. You have risen to prominence aming leftist circles, with your scathing attacks in contemporary Capitalism and Imperialism. You hear a knock on your front door. Your front door is shattered.

A very large black dragon, a veteran of the British Millitary, apologizes for the damage. His name is Temeraire, and he is a Member of Parliament.

He has read your work and wishes to discuss it with you.

[gingerjolover]

is the fandom still alive?? sorry y’all, mama has been going THRU it!

i HATE my job, trying to find a new one that gives me more work life balance bc i have barely had time to write :(

i really want to start posting again, even if it’s only once a week, but it’s so hard when i’m tired all the time

also i’m getting tested for autism because you’re girl has been having some…meltdowns at work

and they don’t give me any medical accommodations :(

anyways! if you sent a request recently OR there’s something that you really want me to continue, please please PLEASE put it at the top of my inbox!!!!

[betwecouldmakesome]

in my jamie tartt era

[jounosnumberoneslut]

You all asked more fluff than smut. Aren't u horny?!?!

event here

[emily-e-draws]

temeraire!!!

a sneak peek from my latest batch of sketches up on patreon :-)

[yuripira4e]

trying to explain to other otasune fans that snake is NOT the one with internalized homophobia in their coupling

[originalaccountname]

we've all laughed at Tanizaki saying he's just a regular guy with no traumatic backstory or nemesis or anything because clearly that guy is weird and nobody "normal" would work at the ADA and all ability users have something wrong with them, but have we considered that he's saying the truth and that, in fact, it's Naomi who has the typical dramatic backstory and his story is just that he met her at the right time to want to protect her at all costs and focus all of his unhingedness on her?