#naomi talks

[jounosnumberoneslut]

So I don't wanna monologuing.

I started cosplaying in the last 4 months, made new friends and still have a full time job. I've got writers block, sorry. Ofc my daily thoughts are about Jouno and the BSD I just simply don't have power to write oneshots.

But I swear I'll be back with fics, won't be inactive here on tumblr.

But but but,

LOOK AT MY

CARDBOARD JOUNO

yup that's me in a half Tetchou cosplay

ohh and look at my Suegiku mochis too!!

I hope you all have a nice day my dears! 🩶

my cosplay acc if you're interested: zsiv_cos

[betwecouldmakesome]

someone please put jamie tartt in a crop top

[naomilibicki]

Vagueposting because I have nothing to say on the topic that the original post was actually about, but my own personal rule of internet discourse that seldom fails is that, in any conversation where someone says "well OBVIOUSLY no one is saying X" you will also find someone saying X.

[justplaggin]

bsd 118: behold!! the tanizaki lore you've all been waiting for

the tanizaki lore:

[timefospookies]

Headcanon that the ADA has a double sided whiteboard with like schedule and mission details written on the front and a betting chart on the back

Something mildly exciting happens and Dazai or Yosano flip the board and start gathering bets

Dazai: “Is the client the culprit? Bets everyone!”

Atsushi: “How much..?”

Dazai: “Hmm…¥1.000! All for aye?”

Kyōka: “Aye,”

Yosano: “Aye,”

Atsushi: “Mmmm…nay,”

Dazai: “Oh, Atsushi, you sweet soul,”

Kunikida: “Don’t make bets on the client!”

Atsushi: “I’d rather give them the benefit of the doubt. Yeah, they were creepy as hell, but maybe they’re just bad with people!”

Jun’ichiro: “Aye,”

Naomi: “Aye!”

Atsushi: “You guys…”

Kunikida: “DID ANY OF YOU EVEN HEAR ME?!”

Dazai: “Nope! Aye or nay?”

Kunikida: “Dazai…”

Dazai: “Aye or nay?”

Kunikida: “This is incredibly unprofessional!”

Kunikida: “…….”

Kunikida: “…Aye,”

Dazai: “Aye, he says!”

Kenji: “:D?????”

Kenji doesn’t bet cuz he doesn’t get it, but it’s fun to see everyone so excited!

Ranpo’s not allowed to bet until everyone else has placed their own first (and they’re not allowed to change their mind once he bets).

Dazai: “All done! Ranpo-san, your turn!”

Ranpo: “Mmm….”

Ranpo:

Dazai:

Ranpo:

Ranpo: “Nay.”

All: *collective groans of defeat*

[emily-e-draws]

bedtime stories (a mathematics textbook)

[kingoftheu]

It is the mid-1800s. You are Karl Marx. You have risen to prominence aming leftist circles, with your scathing attacks in contemporary Capitalism and Imperialism. You hear a knock on your front door. Your front door is shattered.

A very large black dragon, a veteran of the British Millitary, apologizes for the damage. His name is Temeraire, and he is a Member of Parliament.

He has read your work and wishes to discuss it with you.

[idlewarning]

Naomi Watts as Ann Farber in Funny Games (dir. Michael Haneke)

"Come on, just forget about it. She's not gonna change. You're only going to upset yourself."

[ef-1]

If I think about the double standard and the disparity with which the media handled Daniel in comparison to everyone else I may lose my mind.

[shalom-iamcominghome]

You know, I thought I heard it all until I heard someone talk about the "appeal to jewishness fallacy," and how "90% of claims of antisemitism are just bogus." I'm trying so hard not to distrust non-jews about anything relating to judaism and jews. I'm trying so hard to have faith that antisemitism will be overcome, even if it's not in my lifetime. How do I even explain to non-jews my heartbreak and fear and anger without it being ignored or, worse, bulldozed over because obviously I and my community are conniving?

And what angers me is all of that was said to absolve non-jews of their guilt for being so gleefully, horrifically full of hate. It's not an argument. It's a bludgeon. And bludgeons are - first and foremost - weapons. What's there to argue against?

[lesbianbanana]

hc that Naomi insists on having a normal nine month pregnancy and Apollo is just there the whole time trying to convince her to let him speed run it.

[razzafrazzle]

welcoem to my RAT HOUSE

[image description: a page of drawings of characters from gregory horror show. on the edges are drawings of my son looking confused, catherine smiling widely, gregory posing seductively, and judgment boy with an overly tall hat. in the middle is a comic of my son tugging on clock master's sleeve while clock master does his makeup. my son says "dad i wanna be a girl", to which clock master responds "not now i'm too busy Slaying", with the word slaying written in cursive. end id]

[betwecouldmakesome]

in my jamie tartt era

[duffslut]

Axl rose, Donatella Versace & Naomi Campbell

[bumblingbabooshka]

The part in 'innocence' where Tuvok hands a scared 8 year old a gun and leaves after giving her instructions which are literally JUST "aim like this and press here to fire" is so interesting for his characterization because it isn't ILLOGICAL (she needs protection from a potentially life-threatening entity and he needs to leave for a moment) but it's also something that I don't think most other characters would think to do because. You know. It's giving a phaser to a child.

[yuripira4e]

trying to explain to other otasune fans that snake is NOT the one with internalized homophobia in their coupling