#nahhh he's dead what the flip

[crispychildren]

Dyammmmmm bro is literally doing the death cause his stupid sons nah fr

[stargirlfics]

Okay but baby daddy Chris coming over and crashing your date night with your new boo. He says he wanted to tuck his baby in goodnight and now he's scrambling your guts outside on the balcony while your neighbors are complaining about the noise. 😝 He's laughing while he's balls deep in your shit and telling you exactly how he's about to knock you up again. He's calling your new boo all types of weak bitches and taunting on how he can't fuck you the way your baby's daddy can. Bye bye summer. You'll be barefoot and wobbling around his beach house while he's back flipping into the pool lmao

We don't condone the toxicity in real life, fiction is fictional.

GIRL….and you know what I would fuckin let him 😵‍💫😩 what a menace oh my god, he’s dead set on his intentions too, ain’t no way you’re leaving each other’s business as much as you both say you hate each other nahhh, that man can’t let you go and you don’t want him too whew

ON THE BALCONY TOO LMAO PURRR

Also definitely can see him talking shit to the new guy directly to his face, he doesn’t give a fuck, he’s gotta make it known you’re his girl, nobody else can offer you anything he can’t do a million times better 👀

[tinyboxxtink]

I Hate Mondays-- (An Abel Plenkov/Reader OS)

Ya'll I just saw "My Soul To Take" last night and Raul as 'The Ripper' aka Abel Plenkov.....FUCCKKKK!!!

You already know I had a million ideas running through my mind. This was the first. It's dark, it's smutty, it's super angsty and...dark. Be warned.

I fucking love it.

ALL under the cut. Because...yes.

IDK if my tag list wants to read this, but just in case...

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“Ah, oh yes...fuck fuck fuck fuccccckkk baby yes--”

You were just about to orgasm when you felt the fist around your neck go limp and release you. You looked down to see the sad sack alter ego of your lover staring up at you in fear, his body now trembling.

“Aw for FUCK’S sake Abel,” You growled as you hopped of him. “You really know when to ruin a good time, don’t you?”

“W-W-Where am I?” His voice shook as he realized he was laying in a pool of blood. And not his own.

“You know where the fuck you are, Abel,” You groaned, losing your lady wood quickly. “Now where the fuck did you stash my Ripper?”

“Rip--I don’t know, Y/N!” He suddenly started getting his bearings. He’d woken up here too many times, and every time was even more horrifying.

“Really? Because we were just in the middle of having some god damn fun, and here you come out to piss all over it!” You nodded at his now wet crotch, he’d pissed himself as soon as he had come to.

“Y/N please, I didn’t mean to--” He begged you as he saw you going for your bat.

“Y’know you are SO lucky that you have Ripp’s body, or else I would gut you right here and now,” You hissed, revving up the bat in your hand.

“Okay first of all, ‘Ripper’ doesn’t have a body. His body was my body first!” Abel yelled in a semi forceful tone.

“Oooh, got some lip on you tonight, do ya Honest Abe?” You licked your lips with a smirk.

“A-All I’m saying is-- why, why don’t you just kill me? Put me out of my misery, please. It’d be better than cheating on my wife all the time, hurting my kids…” He began to blubber.

“A-And then his soul could go into another body, one who wouldn’t mind all of---this,” He gestured around the two bodies lying around the room. A guy and a girl, one for each of you. You and Ripper would like to have…’dinner’ first, as you’d call it before your hard core fucking. It was absolute heaven rolling around in other people’s blood.

“Yeah right, and risk his soul going into some rando?” You cackled. “What if it went into a chick? I ain’t carpet licking nothin!” You gagged.

“Or worse….” You made a horrified face. “What if it went into a fattie?!”

“P-P-Please, Y/N….” He pleaded with you.

“Unfortunately, for you Abel baby,” You pointed the bat into his chest, leading him backwards to the bed once more. “I enjoy your body. I know it, and it knows me,”

“B-But….” He tried to stop crying, but you scared the shit out of him. “Y-You don’t want to have sex with me, I’m just--”

“A fucking pussy?” You smirked.

“Yeah, I know baby, you ain’t gotta remind me. Your flaccid dick proves that real good,” You grabbed his limp penis, making him cry out in pain.

“Which is why...” You backed into him until he was laying on the bed and you were looming over him, the bat right under his chin. “....You’re gonna gimme back my baby boy right now, or I’mma beat him outta you,”

“No! Please!” He begged you, snot dripping down his pathetic sobbing mess of a face. It disgusted you to no end having to see Ripper’s face so fucking pitiful.

“It’s n-not like a magic trick, Y/N! I can’t---can’t control it,” He was heaving now with sobs.

“Fine, just know you brought this on yourself, Abel,” You raised the bat high above your head, ready to knock his nuts off, but when your swing came down towards his body, one of his arms stopped the bat dead in its tracks.

“...Now I know, you weren’t going to hit me with that, my little slut,” Ripper’s voice came from Abel’s body with an evil grin.

“Ripp,” You gulped. “N-No, baby I was trying to get you back from that bitch’s little mind prison,”

“Ah, I see,” He ripped the bat from your hands and tossed it across the room. “But see, you always seem to forget-- you damage this body, I damage YOU,”

His blood soaked hands were instantly around your throat as he roughly jammed his now rock hard erection into your throbbing pussy. He flipped you around so he was pounding on top of you, his grasp still tight around your neck.

His eyes filled with lustful glee as he saw your face turn purple, listening to your gagging made him come faster every time. He let out a mighty demonic roar as he ejaculated into you, choking you to the point of passing out. He let go right before you lost consciousness, and the wave of an orgasm washed over you like a ice cold shower, bringing you back from the brink. You screamed in absolute ecstasy, Ripp knew how to give you the best orgasms of your life.

After you were both done, Ripp grabbed your bloody face in his bloody hands, licking all of the girl corpse’s blood off your face and neck.

“Fuck you taste so good, my little whore…” He panted while he lapped up the blood like a hungry dog.

“Mmmm yes daddy, lick me clean,” You moaned in pleasure while sucking the blood off his chest and nipples.

“Wait-- Fuck, he’s...he’s winning again, Y/N,” Ripp stopped licking you and looked at you in anger. “FUCK!”

“No! Fuck him! Stay with me, baby…” You practically whined.

“....Until next time, my love,” He growled softly, in his own romantic way.

“Dammit,” You muttered, as you saw Abel’s face wash back over into his body.

“Oh my...Oh my GOD…” He realized he was now covered in blood from head to toe, and had recently ejaculated. His penis was sore from the rough fucking Ripp liked to do, it damaged his body more and more every time he came to in this God forsaken hell hole you called a house.

“Mmmm…” You flipped his quivering body over and licked his salty tears from his bloody face while he continued to sob.

“Y’know I don’t know what tastes better Abel, your cum or your tears,” You gave him a wicked smile.

“You’re the devil, you know that?” He glared at you.

“Nahhh, I just fuck him,” You winked as you tossed him a towel.

“Now, go take a shower and run home to the missus, wouldn’t want her finding out your dirty little secret…” You mocked him by putting a finger to his mouth with an evil cackle.

Abel did as you said and bolted into the bathroom and slammed the door, ready to take as many hot showers as he needed to to wash the sin off of him.

As you heard him crying in the shower, you began your usual clean up. You grabbed a bone saw and a horse trough of bleach, ready to dissolve the corpses. One day you’d make Abel help you with the clean up, when he could do it without vomiting.

While you were humming to yourself getting the tarps picked up, you felt a wet sensation on your face. Left over blood? You put a finger to your eye and pulled it back. You were...leaking.

“Fuck…” You growled, throwing down the tarp and going for a beer bottle in the corner.

You broke it on the floor and took a long shard, dragging it down your arm until you saw blood pooling out. The physical pain was good, it centered you. It distracted you from stupid things like emotions. You couldn’t sit around pining for your demon boyfriend, you had shit to do.

You must have stared at the blood for a little too long, as you started to feel dizzy from a lot of it now dripping across the floor. Before you knew what was happening, you felt Abel running over and wrapping a towel around your arm, rubbing your face.

“Y/N? Are you okay?” His voice sounded miles away.

“Wha--” You suddenly came to, realizing the dickhole was coddling you. “Get the fuck off of me, white bread!”

What would Ripp do if he could see you from in there? What if he saw you being weak like some fucking school girl?

“I was just trying to help--” He said softly.

“You can help me by getting the FUCK out of here,”

“...R-Right, sorry,” He quickly pulled on his shirt and pants, holding his shoes as he dashed down the stairs and out the front door.

“Fucking Christ…” You sighed, going to get some gauze to wrap your mutilated arm in before you started to clean up again.

“I hate Mondays.”

[peanutpinet]

Nine Percent scenarios my brain thought of when I first saw their pics

ALRIGHT FIRST OF ALL!! SILVER KUNKUN!! I’M DEAD!! NEXT OF ALL, I HAVE 2 DIFFERENT OF SCENARIOS WHEN LOOKING AT THIS PIC, MKAY!

SCENARIO 1: Kun saw you attending an event that he was also attending (let’s say mafia/gang meeting, which you have no idea of) and he asked for one of the staffs to guide you to another place so he could meet you and ensures your safety

“Please ensure her to the other room, I’ll be there shortly”

SCENARIO 2: So, second scenario, I can imagine Kun seeing a guy eyeing you from afar (let’s say it’s still the same meeting he was attending) and other men were either trying to come up to you/flirt with you (which, Kun does not approve whatsoever) and he requested permission from the staff so he can go to your side.

“I want them, in a room. Alive.”

ALRIGHT BOI!! THIS SMILEY SUNSHINE JUST FLIPPED 180 AND BECAME LIKE A CEO (NAHHH, ALSO THIS IS SCENARIO DOESN’T REALLY HV YOU BUT IT INVOLVES YOU, JUST HEAR ME OUT!!)

So, I imagine that Nongnong and you were very close, working under the same company and all. Then, our precious nongnong (because of his hardwork and sunshine smile) was promoted into the CEO of the company and he appointed you to be his assistant. THEN!!! Y’all had to attend this meeting with a business partner which was fine and all until the freaking representative of the business (a guy) was eye-f*cking you, would even discuss the business more with you instead of Nong (because let’s be real here, who would’ve thought this soft boi is the CEO). Time skip to after the meeting, Nongnong requested to meet this representative, alone!! 

Then, Nong was like “How about we talk real business here. Like how you were eye-fucking (OMO CURSE NONG) my assistant-girlfriend”

ALRIGHT, “BEATEN UP” CHENG IS LIKE HAWT?! LIKE HOW?! ALSO, THIS SCENARIO MAY BE A QUICK ONE BUT LIKE, THIS IS WHAT MY BRAIN THOUGHT OF SO YEA...

This pic, I imagine, something happened to you and Cheng was not going to let it slide that easily. After taking care of you and making sure you were safe and rested, he went out and hunted searched for the very people who hurted you. Not letting any of them to catch their breath, putting them down (not permanently, but feel free to imagine this), making sure they know who they were dealing with when they went out to hurt you, even if it means that he’s risking his own life.

“They should’ve gone for the head when they had the chance. Oh well, their loss. What’s done is done”

Alright, this may be slightly similar to Chengcheng’s scenario but not really. Let’s get to it!!

So, when I first saw this, I immediately thought of both you and Justin were held captive by another gang (9% is a gang of their own and Justin was just so happen to be with only you, not the others, and was busy protecting you, being outnumbered by a lot, hence why you both ended up being held captive). Both of you were in the same room and though it was just Justin getting beaten up for information at first (which he does not leak whatsoever), it wasn’t long before the gang decided to beat you up for information as well, or even to break Justin, making him leak something. INSTEAD!! What they got was a very pissed off Justin who eventually broke free (specifically, when his geges have arrived to save them and it distracted everyone).

Justin then had a one vs one fight with the one that beated you up and the building was starting to collapse. The opposite gang thought that maybe Justin was done for. BUT NOPE, CUE THE PICTURE!! HE SURVIVED

“I’m going to give you a light head-start. By the time I count to five, you better hope that you’ll be able to find an exit because, you’re nex7 (LMFAO CAN’T HELP IT)”

SOMEONE HELP!! I’M DED (AGAIN). QUICK TALK, THIS HAS GOT TO BE ONE OF THE BEST PHOTO SHOOTS HE HAS DONE!! LIKE THE HAIRSTYLE, OUTFIT, ACCESSORIES (THAT STICK) IS JUST *CHEFS KISS*. ALRIGHT, ONTO THE SCENARIO BEFORE MY BRAIN FORGETS

So, I imagine that (again, 9% was a gang/mafia of their own, that is for a good cause!!) Yanjun was supposed to meet up with a “business partner” which he was not excited to begin with. But when he heard the news that you were hit on by the “business partner”, something in him was just burning up that he decided to invite them to his (more like 9%)’s bar and have a nice talk fight.

“I heard that you like playing with people’s feelings and emotions. Well, I like to play too. I like to play with pool, drinks, *shifts to dark gaze* the items in this bar that will soon fly around and not to mention blood”

Alright, first things first, let us ignore the yellow fluffy jacket he has and imagine he was wearing a suit XD But alright, just like Kun, I have 2 different scenarios for Mama Ting!!

Scenario 1: He was fighting with a bad guy/person that “accidentally” hurt you and the guy ended up being limp, trying to escape Zhengting. Buth oh ho no boi, you mess with the wrong person. Thanks to his long flexible legs, he managed to get through every obstacle and following the limp guy in the escape stairs.

“You should really save your energy to say your last words instead of escaping from me. Because, let’s be real, you can’t escape. I (actually the whole 9%) own this building”

Scenario 2 (a bit darker/yandere-ish): you had just found out that your boyfriend, Zhengting was basically “obsessed” with you. He doesn’t mind if you were with your friends that are girls. No, he’s actually happy that you have a good social life and maintain it. However, when it comes to guys, that was definitely not the case.

Sure, it seemed that he was the typical “jealous” boyfriend and he tried his best to not let it get the best of him. But when he found out that you and one of your best friends (that is a guy) went out together with your other friends and play an escape room together, to say Zhengting was jealous was an understatement. 

He felt slightly betrayed that you didn’t at least let him know that you were going to play an escape room with your friends and one of them just so happened to be your guy best friend. Ho-hoh, beware my friend because you were in for a treat.

What seemed to be a fake horror/thriller escape room quickly shifted to a real one the minute you and your friends heard screaming, realising that the scream came from your guys friend, all of you decided to run for your life. Shouting for help. When you saw Zhengting in the escape room, you were first relieved that your boyfriend came to save you. But when you found out he was the one that killed your guy best friend, you knew you had to escape. Unfortunately, escaping Zhengting after what you had done was nearly impossible.

“Sweetheart, where are you going? You know you can’t outrun me. I think it’s best for you to just give up. I wouldn’t want to harm you”

SORRY FOR THIS SUDDEN TURN OF EVENTS!!

First and foremost, can someone cast Ziyi (along with his bros) in like an action movie or something like dayum!!!

Alright, this is going to be a short and sweet one. You were basically held hostage and Ziyi finally came (with his bros, don’t worry) to save you. He looked at the situation and quickly diverse a plan so you wouldn’t get hurt anymore.

“Alright, Xiaogui, Cheng, create a diversion. Once they’re distracted, Jun, Justin, take them out but not kill them, we need information to what it is they want from (Y/N). Then I’ll try my best to release (Y/N). Afterwards, Nong and Zhangjing, quickly take her to safety”

Can I just say, dayum Xiaogui!! Boi skipped motorcycle, car, truck and straight for the plane (JK)

Alright, for Xiaogui’s scenario, I feel that him and the others managed to rescue you and some other hostages/victims from the enemy. However, the enemy manages to “escape”. Well, not really, since Xiaogui and Zhengting already devised a plan just in case if the enemy does manage to escape. Which is basically hijacking their system and transport. In this case, their plane 😎😎

“Hi, yes, captain Linkai a.k.a Xiaogui speaking. Do fasten your seatbelt as we prepare to head to prison shortly *cue him putting on those shades*” 

OMO!! YOU ZHANGJING IN A BAR?! LIKE!! GUYS!!! HE’S NOT JUST OUT FOR THE FOOD BUT THE DRINKS AS WELL!! OKAY OKAY, SCENARIO!!

The scenario I thought of when looking at this pic of Zhangjing is that he was spying on you and your friends (who were out partying) when the opposing enemy of 9% were at the same bar. At first, Zhangjing would be subtle with the situation. Not really showing himself and all. But when he saw you sitting at the bar and an enemy of the boys decided to hit on you (out of all the girls/guys in the bar), he just bluntly went behind the counter (because let’s be real, I’m sure the boys have enough money to buy a bar, LOL).

“Hi, welcome to our bar. How would you like your drink? Hot? Cold? Or punch? Like what I’m about to do to you if you do not get your hands off of her”

SORRY SORRY, I JUST HAD TO INSERT THIS GIF XD

[headspacedad]

I was flipping through a folder of notes and found the bones of a time travel fic where Shiro, instead of being killed at the end of season 2, got flung into post-canon future and he is Rightly Horrified but also trying to get everyone together, figure out everything that happened, and find the Lions so that he can get back and fix it all

I would read the crap out of this.  Season 1 and 2 Shiro is such a very different Shiro from what came out of the lion at the end of season 6 and took over from there (and not in the interesting ‘I’ve been traumatized and now have to deal with and work through being dead and immaterial’ kind of way).  In a way.....

its our love of the early seasons of VLD and all that promise and potential we jumped into with both feet running directly into what the show became in those last seasons without the slow disappointment and confusions of the middle seasons to kind of brace us up for things

isn’t it?  Everything we loved written against everything it became.

nahhh, we wouldn’t all self-insert like bees into Shiro in THAT situation LOL!

Sounds like an interesting to dig down into and a potentially heart healing fic to me, 55.  Whether you just leave it for us to ponder through on our own, write a quick one shot segment of it yourself or jump right in and start chaptering - we’d all love to see our early season Shiro come back and make things right for us, wouldn’t we?

[hamiltonaf]

Jeff Atkins x Reader | Friendzone - (Part 4)

A/N: Much awaited by you all. Hope you enjoyed this imagine which was one of my faves to write. My apologies for the late post bc school is always keeping me busy. Follow me for more imagines to come in future. Like and send me feedback as I love reading you guys’ thoughts. Much love .xx

(Part 1) | (Part 2) | (Part 3)

Warning: slight sexual content & language

Our table was fairly quiet, Zach and Jazmin were the only ones having a conversation, Jeff and I would only give our input when our name was mentioned in their conversation. I could sense the tension in the room. Just as I went back to grab my phone from boredom waiting for our food, I felt a hand on my thigh. My whole body stiffened and looked down at the hand who belonged to Jeff. I side eyed him and sent him a message “What the heck do you think you’re doing ?” He smirked when he grabbed his phone and read my message, “Oh you know…Just having some fun” he replied back. “If Jazmin only sees us, you’re effin dead. Leave me alone” I replied back and locked my phone.

I pushed his hand off my lap and just in time our food had arrived. I was the first to get into eating, I won’t lie that I was so damn hungry this was much needed. I was the first to finish eating, I felt bad to clear my plate first because I seem as if I’m a hog but the truth was my meal was a smaller portion compared to the rest of them. I decided to break away from being anti social and being suspected as suspicious today so I decided to start a conversation for once. “So Jazmin, how did the studying go ?” I asked and folded my arms across my chest.

“What were you guys studying for ?” Zach asked and looked back at her. “We were studying for our chemistry test” Jeff answered. Zach just simply nodded and went back to eating. “It was…good I guess” she sounded hesitant and she gave me a small smile. Something must have happened, I’ll just have to ask Jeff after dinner. “Ohh okay that’s good to hear” I gave her a small smile.

Once everyone was done eating, Zach called the waitress for the bill. Both Zach and Jeff had agreed on splitting the bill in half, and paying for it. I linked my arm with Zach’s as we walked out the diner, Jeff and Jazmin followed close behind us. “Before we go, can I just talk to Y/N for 5 mins” Jeff asked Jazmin lowly behind me. “Yeah sure” she said back. “Y/N can I talk to you for 5 mins ?” He asked as he pulled me by my forearm. “Uhh yeah okay” - “Excuse me” I said to Zach and was then pulled away. We walked a few metres away from them, so they wouldn’t hear our conversation..

“If you don’t mind me asking, what happened between you two ?” I asked him first. I waited curiously for an answer as he looked everywhere else but me. “Well, I’m waiting… time is running out” I said as I motioned to the imaginary watch on my hand. “Okay so after I left from your house I told her that I think we should break up because I don’t have feelings for her as I did before. I couldn’t have kept this from her all this time otherwise it would just be a forced relationship and I don’t want to put her through any more pain if we were together longer you know ?” He said.

“I get where you’re coming from but now I feel awful” I said as I lowered my head to look down at the ground. “Why ? What’s wrong ?” He asked and lifted my chin. “I feel as if I broke your relationship. I kissed you dammit. If I hadn’t done that then none of this would’ve happened” I said back. “But then if none of this wouldn’t have happened, I wouldn’t have known who my real love is” he said as he pushed back a strand of hair away from my face.

“As much as I’d love to stay and chat, we both have to go before they get suspicious. I’ll see you tomorrow” I said. That’s if I go to school tomorrow. “Yeah okay sure” he lightly smiled as we both walked side by side back to where they were stood. “Ready to go ?” Zach asked me. I simply nodded. Jeff pulled Jazmin with him, “Bye guys ! See yah” he waved and walked away. Jazmin waved back at the both of us.

Zach led me to the car and we were then on our way to my house. He pulled up outside our garage, he led me to the front door the silence had engulfed the air and I was just hoping that this boy wasn’t going to pull a stunt he was going to regret.

“So I had a lot of fun tonight, I’d really like for us to do this again” he said as he shoved his hands in his jeans pockets. “Same here. Thank you so much for tonight. I had a great time” I said. I quickly unlocked the door and held the door handle with my one hand. I placed a kiss on his cheek, “I’ll see you tomorrow, Dempsey” I waved as I closed the door behind me.

I dropped my purse down on the dining table and decided to take a seat on the couch scrolling through my phone. Procrastination at its best. I left my phone after a while to tie my hair into a high messy bun. I was disrupted when I heard a knock at the door. Who could be here at this hour ? I looked through the peephole to see Jeff. What the hell is he doing here ?

I unlocked the door and was met with his presence once again, “What are you doing here at this hour ? We have school tomorrow and you should be sleeping right about now” I said. He walked pass me and took a seat on the couch where I had sat not so long ago. I closed the door behind him, “I need answers” I said and then followed to sit next to him. “Jazmin and I are officially over” he said. “Aww I’m sorry Jeff” I tried to sympathise by placing my hand on his shoulder to comfort him. “It’s okay no worries, I guess she wasn’t the one anyway” he shrugged his shoulders. “What makes you say that ?” I asked curiously. “When I kiss you like this” he said as he cupped my face and placed his lips on mine. It was sweet and passionate, I could feel the sparks and butterflies that everyone talks about. When he broke the kiss my lips still tingled as they craved for him.

“You felt that too right ?” He asked. I nodded my head but yet still not understanding where he was going with this. “I didn’t feel that with her. They say you only feel those sparks with your true soulmate and I believe you’re the one” he grinned. Oh my. I still felt bad deep down that they had broken up as that wasn’t my intention. He noticed my sudden change in mood, “What’s wrong ? I thought you’ll be happy” he asked. “I’m happy but also saddened. I still feel I’m the reason you both broke up and its eating me in the inside that I broke a relationship” I admitted. “(Y/N/N) listen to me clearly. This is none of your fault, you just kissed me out of the blue and I was okay with that. I was the one to make the decision to break up with her- actually it was a mutual agreement. She wasn’t feeling it either so it was the best for the both of us…so stop feeling bad” he smiled and pulled me in for a hug.

“Okay I guess I shouldn’t feel that bad now” I smiled. “Now that I’m on the market, I’m available if you’d like to take up the offer” He said. “Oh yeah ? What do I get in return ?” I asked as I bit my lip. He stood up to unbutton his shirt revealing his 6 pack abs and distinct v-lines. That body damn. “This and a sexy boyfriend ?” He raised his eyebrows. “You up for it ?” He asked. “I’d take that offer any day” I grinned. “But before we’re official official we need to go on a proper date” I said sternly. “But we went on one today” he whined. “That date was actually between Zach and I, their was no double date planned. You came out of no where to ruin everything” I rolled my eyes. “I was jealous, what was I supposed to do ? Allow you to fall for his fuckboy ways and let you get hurt in the end ? Nahhh that ain’t gonna happen if I’m around” he smirked.

I stood up to match to his level, “I like jealous Jeff, he’s much more sexy” I placed my hands around his neck and pulled him closer to place small kisses along his adams apple and up to his jawline. “Babe don’t be a tease” he said and pulled my face for a kiss. Our kiss started off slow, his hands traveled down my back and then to my ass as he squeezed at it, I moaned into the kiss in which he stole the opportunity to slip his tongue into my mouth. He easily lifted me as I wrapped my legs around his waist. He carried me upstairs to my bedroom as he jumped on my bed with both of our lips still in contact.

I flipped us over as I straddled his waist, I broke the kiss to throw my heels aside. He pulled me back towards him to continue our make out session. He pulled the straps of my dress off my shoulder, to be of help I stood up on top of him to let the dress fall down to my ankles and pushed it aside. “Fuck baby girl you’re so sexy. I couldn’t imagine you being with someone else” he pulled me by my hand and flipped us over so that he was on top. He kissed along my collar bone, down my breast bone and stopping just above my navel. He joined his lips back to mine and teased me by biting my bottom lip. “I love dessert so fucking much”

A/N: Wasn’t expecting to end it this way but what do you guys think ? Please send me feedback if it was worth the wait .xx

[dexi-green]

infinity war thoughts

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a absolute mess of my random thoughts and feelings about the movie in no actual order. SO MANY SPOILERS DO NOT PROCEED IF YOU DO NOT WANT IT TO BE SPOILED! IT IS UNDER A CUT! 

Quick Summary:

- They wanted me to die with Pete, huh?

-It honestly hit all the boxes for me. Emotion, Humour, and Spectacle. It was a fun, absolutely excruciatingly painful, exciting movie. Whether or not it was technically good I could care less, at least right now. and I’ve only seen it once so far so I’m not quite thinking of any plotholes rn.

-(Like Mark Ruffalo) I crired/nearly cried 3 times. #1, the logo. (Yeah, it happened to me with Fantastic Beasts as well.) #2, Gamora...and #3 Peter. We will dive into those later

- RED SKULL! Like yooo.. i was like sweet dementor, and then it was oh,, its gonna be someone. who is it gonna be?! and then you saw that face and YES! I love when things come full circle. And I remember the theories from when Cap TFA came out, people saying no he can’t actually be dead, he has to be blank. Or he’s probably blank. etc. But sidenote, was that actually Hugo Weaving? maybe i was just seeing/hearing wrong but he felt a little off. And I remember Hugo saying he maybe wouldn’t want to come back. i dunno. but it was great. Especially with this movie that is just bringing everything back round.

-lemme just say that i called Loki being the major character to die in the first five minutes  (i did not expect Heimdall tho RIPinpeace) but also so did everyone else online... BUT I don’t think he is completely gone... this could be just hopeful musings, but I don’t think he is dead forever. Not like what will happen with others ( maybe something like some time travel to resurrect) but like the trickster he is, I think he did something along the lines of the end of The Dark World again. When Thanos is killing him, he kinda starts turning blue, but he never goes back to his Jotun form completely. If he was truly really dead, don’t you think all of his illusions would be gone, including the one to make him look like Tom Hiddleston? Also his words before he dies “You will never be a god.” “The sun will shine upon us again, brother.” those are hella great last words, but with Loki there could always be a hidden meaning and some type of snark. Also I am not okay with Thor’s last words to Loki being “You really are the worst brother.” With that being said... I won’t be mad if this is the last we see of Loki. Like I said great last words, and between this small part and Ragnarok, Loki has definitely come around. Maybe he didn’t get to completely make amends, and could probably never after New York. But he has gained the trust and love, and redemption in the eyes of his Brother (also he calls himself Odinson, like FINALLY feels apart of the family completely) and thats all that matters. Great Story Arc and Character Development my guy. (speaking of character development “We have a Hulk.” YOOOOOOO!!!)

-Loki having to watch Thanos torture Thor, and then Thor having to watch Thanos kill Loki c: fun.

-I’m thinking the people who were physically killed like Heimdall, Gamora, Loki, and Vision, are the best contenders for the permanent deaths. “But they said all deaths will be permanent? and no resurrections this time.”

(mostly because we know there is gonna be a spiderman 2 and black panther 2 so bois can’t be gone)

-I follow Tom Holland on instagram, have since Civil War, and I know of his friend Harrison, who got a cameo! He is on the school bus, a seat or two behind Peter when he first notice’s Ebony Maw’s ship in the sky. I think Harrison also stood in for Tom in Homecoming, so it’s just cool that Tom got a friend a cameo in the movie. Especially a movie so big, and secretive.

-just to get off of sad for a bit, lets talk about some of the great new interactions/team ups. Even the ones that were basically just one-liners were absolutely amazing. Thor with Rocket (and Groot). Thor with Quill. Dr.Strange and Tony. (Tony with Wong, “Wong, you’re invited to the wedding.”)  Dr.Strange and Quill. Bucky and Rocket (We all knew it was going to happen but...amazing. ). Okoye Nat Wanda!! GROOT WITH CAP! “I am groot.” “I am steve rogers.” We barely got any Bucky and Steve which I think is kinda a good thing, it would’ve taken up a lot of time, and there was too much to get to in this one, but I bet you there is at least one deleted scene...there has to be. It’s also kinda good for the story and Cap’s arc. Like boi lost his best friend AGAIN, and this time he saw it. 100%. He isn’t in a ravine, or anything. He turned into dust right in front of his eyes. It’s kinda hard to come back from that. So he has even more motivation to kill that kaiju grape ape now. The smallest bruceNat nod. It was a nice way of the Russo brothers to allow the fans who would’ve had an absolute fit to not see any more of it, while still acknowledging that it is a canon thing. Because it would’ve been bad to just throw it away/ignore it because it did happen, and some people need to accept it.

-No one’s characterization was thrown away!! I know that was a concern for a lot of people, that after all that Ragnarok did for Thor and Banner, Vol.2 for the guardians, etc. that some traits would be thrown away in order to keep a more stereotypical, palatable characters, or vibe to the entire film but nahhh. The Russo brothers worked with Ryan Coogler, James Gunn, Taika Watiti, and were like, who are these characters now? And stuck to it. No petty Rian Johnson stuff here folks.

-If yall needed any more reminders that Tony has extreme anxiety and PTSD, all BECAUSE OF THANOS, (mostly because of Thanos, some definitely comes from when he got kidnapped and his childhood) and now he has come face to face with that. The thing that made him make Ultron, the thing that pushed a wedge between the team.

-okoye looking at bruce in the hulkbuster armor after he tripped... 

-also we get to see the hulk fully one (1) time, and as much as I dislike that (especially after seeing him in ragnarok) we got Banner so like, not a win, but a win tho. Also Hulk just wasn’t havin’ it. After what Thanos did, he peaced out. Bruce can deal with this, I’m tired of being the one to get beat up.

-Thor’s confirmed age of something like 1500 or 1050 years. Like what must this be like for him...it’s been what, 6 years for him since he got to earth... give or take...to meet people and grow relationship and the lose them, it must’ve all been so fast for him.

-Drax thinking he could stand so still no one could see him. 

-Thinking Thor was going to treat Gamora like Drax did, but instead is like yeah “family is rough.”

-”Is Footloose still the best movie ever made?” “It never was.”

-This kinda wrecked the T.H.A.N.O.S theory...because how would you get H from that... maybe ‘Her’ ? if you really want it to fit...

-Rocket’s funny little “i have a lot to lose” quip that was just funny and then after the movie you think about it again and all of a sudden you’re crying again?

-When Tony got stabbed I really thought that was gonna be the end for him (at least for this movie) and I almost flipped... I also thought that when everyone was disintegrating in the end that Nebula’s human flesh parts where going to turn to ash just leaving the mechanical parts to drop to the floor.  and I’m not gonna lie, when Thanos took Gamora and was telling her about how she knows where the Soul Stone is and they show Nebula, there was a yellow/orange light inside of Nebula’s body...i thought it was going to be in Nebula...i don’t know why but... i did for a second. I had a lot of theories and thoughts before and during that were incorrect to say the least... I also thought during the end credits that there was some glimmer of it saying that it was sending to COULSON but...alas...no dice.

-GROOT SEEING THOR STRUGGLING ON THE GROUND IN THE FORGE  AND FINALLY LOOKING UP FROM HIS GAME AND REALIZING HE CAN DO SOMETHING AND OMG!! 

-They almost got the gauntlet off of Barney’s wrist but then Peter just had to know what happened with Gamora... however I bear no ill will towards him... beause like...Obviously they had their deal, but I can’t help but think that maybe he thought that...at least she won’t die this way. Maybe I’ll get to see her again. Maybe we can do this and she will be back. Only to find out naw. Grimace just killed her himself. And like Peter said to Thor, how long is this after he found out that his dad killed his mom? and had his father figure die, and had to kill his own father? mans been going through a lot so yeah...i can understand not being entirely clear headed and calm right now.

-I know some of yall are gonna trip, or currently are tripping over this but to me it was an A1 decision. To make Thanos sympathetic. No, before anyone says anything I do not condone Thanos’ actions, or agree with him, but he is an amazing villain for the sheer fact that, he has motives outside of being evil man, and you see a side of him that isn’t arrogant or evil. In the same vein as Killmonger. You can, potentially, understand why. Especially because it is the same goal as Tony, Save Humanity/The Universe/Whatever. Create a better world. However unlike Ultron for example, there is drive to it. He has a backstory. He was hurt, people he grew up with and knew were killed. His home torn apart. And he wants to prevent that from happening to others/again...by doing it himself. Like... you ever read a story and think about how you would rewrite it? It still has to have those essential elements that make the story that story, but it could just be done better? Thats Thanos. He sees there is a plan out there, that certain things are gonna end up a certain way at some point, and he decides to just take the wheel on it, and do it how he wants to, and to benefit himself and his lineage (he does say that he wanted Gamora to sit on his throne.) Also, he actually truly cares for Gamora. It’s not a trick, it’s not just for his benefit, he truly loves her. And I think that is something that may get overlooked, (by fans at least) hopefully not though. Because it is a HUGE part of this story. He cares enough about her for her to be the thing he sees when he kinda gets knocked out (?) and when that vision of young gamora asks him what it cost for him to achieve his goal, he looks at her and says everything. Gamora (and possibly his other children as well. But Gamora was specifically mentioned as his favorite daughter before) was his everything. Mantis even says that Thanos was in extreme emotional pain, traumatized and in mourning, after what he did to Gamora. It is 100% a fact that Thanos loved Gamora as his daughter. And like I see people saying oh it was too rushed and out of nowhere to make me feel anything, and thats fine. However for me, I felt that in the MCU, we never actually got to know him enough, that accepting the fact that he cared about Gamora, was plausible. Yeah we knew his reputation from people’s accounts of him and like..the three or so times we saw him he was big scary grape ape trying to kill people, but we never got to know him beyond that. If you expected him to be a one sided, flat character then I get why you might be unimpressed with his characterization here, it does seem out of nowhere. But if you watched the movies, thinking there was more to him, then I think you probably enjoyed his character here.

-”this is the only way.” nor gonna lie, not a huge doc strange man myself, and him giving the time stone to Thanos kinda irked me (even if the animation, plucking it out of the sky was actually amazing, similar to the hand thing in Suicide Squad with Enchantress/June Moone) because it is the stone that helps him get the mind stone, and if he hadn’t had that, he wouldn’t have been able to get Vision back, but then its like...oh yeah he saw basically every outcome. He knows. THIS IS THE ONLY WAY. I have to believe that he gave Thanos the time stone because he knows that thats what leads the survivors to victory (and we know the time stone in particular is gonna play a big role because of the time travel in A4) and he did it, in exchange for Tony’s life because Tony is part of that outcome, Tony has to be alive if earth, if the universe stands a chance. and I think this leads into the fact that in the Infinity Gauntlet run in the comics, Thanos does possess all the stones/gems, and NEBULA steals the gauntlet and undoes everything Thanos did. So I’m not saying that thats exactly whats going to happen, but I’m also not saying that it’s not a coincidence that Nebula is still alive and Thanos has a completed gauntlet...kind of....i feel like I remember it being smashed up after Thanos snaps...am I remembering wrong?

-I feel like the idea of “end game” comes up a lot.... A lot of people say it when referring to this (tony says it in Age of Ultron). I mean there is at least 3 separate times when someone refers to the end game. I don’t know why that stood out to me but it did :/

-Peter Dinklage <3 Also, “You’re going to be killed.” “Only if I die!” “yeah...thats what getting killed means.”

-Nebula <3

-the stan lee cameo OF COURSE <3 “you act like you’ve never seen a spaceship before!”

-pepper and tony finally officially engaged c:

-Whats Thanos’ thing with bubbles??

-MY GIRL MANTIS WAS UNBELIEVABLY PRICELESS DURING THAT FIGHT WITH THANOS ON TITAN!!! Like everyone worked together and used their skills, which are perfectly highlighted and complimented in that scene, A+, it was beautiful. Teamwork! but Mantis just stood out to me. Thanos could’ve took two fingers and threw her halfway across the world (probably more honestly) and girl sits on his shoulders and pushes her powers as far as they can go to subdue him enough to nearly get the gauntlet off. Without her, it would’ve been 100x harder, if not just downright impossible for them to do what they did.

-Steve says Tony is the Earth’s BEST defender (meanwhile...

When I cried:

-The logo. Specifically kinda, when the Marvel Studios changed to Marvel Stud10s. Like memories of the first Iron Man, first Avengers, and all my favorite moments from the entire MCU just kinda hit. Like the realization that the MCU has been my life for so long. Like... It was a lot.

-Gamora....The fiercest/deadliest woman in the galaxy, Gamora leads herself to her death. Like having Peter kill her would’ve been sad but...that. Also, the bit when Peter is going to kill her heavily mirrors Vision and Wanda later on. Vision/Gamora has Wanda/Peter agree to kill them if Thanos gets them. Because they believe their life is nothing, a small sacrifice, compared to half the universe. They obviously don’t want to because they love each other. They state that to the person, letting their love be proclaimed officially on screen with the words “i love you” for the first time, before doing what is needed. Both times is heart wrenching and tearful, but ultimately meaningless in a way. Because both times Thanos undoes it. Thanos makes the bubbles out of Peter’s gun, and turns back time to bring back Vision/Mind Stone. Then, he gets to do it himself. He hurls Gamora off the cliff and pulls the mindstone from Vision’s head. Both times someone is forced to kill the one person they truly love (in a romantic sense) only to watch them die again/know they died in a crueler way. Issa lot.

-Back to Gamora’s death... Gamora thinks that Thanos is finally trumped. She is laughing in his face. This is what she has wanted her entire life. To see him fail, especially because of himself. Because of the person he is. To have the confirmation that she has something he never will (think harry potter and voldemort “you’ll never know love, or friendship” something Gamora has only recently acquired for herself in the past 4 or so years.) To think she was only a pawn in his game. That his grooming was for his own benefit. But then he turns around...and those tears are streaming down his cheeks, and she realizes...no...He did care about her truly. He did love her fully. he did see great things in her (his idea of great anyway) Enough for her life to be the only thing that could possibly be in the way of him and his goal. she just shakes her head. Tries to KILL HERSELF!  But he pulls her away (in a scene that somewhat mimics when he first took her off her home planet, to me it is similar) and pushes her off that cliff. and she falls looking up at him and I can’t imagine what is going through her mind... maybe thinking that she was the key. If she was a little smarter, or a little stronger, or a little this or that, maybe she could have stopped all of this. That she walked herself right to her (and her loved ones) own death. Just blaming it all on herself....

-Peter...when i tell you I was motionless, except for being tense and shaky... that one hit me hard for soooo many reasons. Let’s just recap the scene so ya’ll can truly suffer with me. Peter watches Dr. Strange, Mantis, Drax, and Peter Quill disintegrate, and he is scared, and he looks to Tony... “I don’t feel so good...” and he slowly starts to go too. “I don’t know whats happening.” He just LATCHES onto Tony “I don’t want to go. please I don’t want to go...” over and over until he is gone, but not before saying “i’m sorry.”...that broke my heart into a million pieces, made me so scared... it got in deep.The absolute fear. this is a teenage boy, who was just hours earlier on a school bus with his friend, and now he is staring death in the face. The only solace I can think of was that he was there with his only father figure, the guy who put his faith in Peter, and protected him as much as he can, but this...this was out of tony’s control... Let’s jump back to homecoming and Tony’s line.. “and if you die..I feel like thats on me.” Tony has wanted to support Peter, a bright, talented, (funny), young man and allow him to discover and become the man he can be, a better man than Tony himself, gave him a suit, and monitored him so he could do that as safe as possible (well as safe as you possibly can be in this universe) and tried to be as on deck as a man as busy as Tony can be, what does he ultimately get? That kid dying in his arms. THE ASH OF THAT KID ON HIS HANDS. His death is literally on Tony’s hands. The thing he feared the most. That he was going to be the cause of the deaths of the people closest to him. No choice felt right, but he continued to make them because its all on him. And this is what he gets...Tony who was earlier talking with Pepper about having kids. Excitedly and Happily might I add. Now having the closest thing he had to a son, die in his arms. And it’s no accident that Peter’s disintegration takes the longest. Compared to everyone elses (at least to me) Peter’s felt like hours.

-The disintegration...basically everyone dies in front of someone who cares about them in a way. T’Challa while reaching out to Okoye. Bucky while walking up to Steve. Groot looking over at Rocket. Maria in front of Nick. Peter and Drax watch Mantis, Then Peter watches Drax, and then Peter by himself (Nebula also watches all of them, though I’m unsure how much she cares for them). Peter Parker in Tony’s arms. Doctor Strange with Tony after Strange saved his life. Sam while Rhodey is calling his name. Wanda holding Vision’s dead body, looking up (to the heavens, maybe happy/relieved about it, she gets to be with him or there is no life without him so why not, i don’t know her belief system). And it’s not limited to the disintegrations. Wanda watches Vision die (twice, once by her own hands), Thanos watches Gamora fall (but he pushed her...so like...dont do that maybe), Thor has to watch Hemidall and Loki get killed. Even Corvus Glaive has to live longer than Proxima Midnight (his wife, at least in the comics...and I think he was the last of the Black Order to die, so while he may not have directly saw, all of his (adoptive) brothers and sisters died before him he had to carry that weight) So in summation for all the surviving characters (or even character that managed to just outlive another):

-List of things I’m scared/excited of for the next movie: Everyone coming back together and informing each other of the lives lost (Rocket finding out all the other Guardians are gone (except Nebula I guess), M’Baku and the remaining members of Wakanda learning about T’Challa, Tony finding out about literally everyone), If they decide to show it, the awkward or supporting relationship Nebula and Tony are gonna have to make because they are trapped on Titan together and she is probably gonna be the one to bring him back to Earth. Tony and Steve’s presumably first confrontation and talk since Civil War. How Scott is going to be dragged in this. I kinda doubt it, but government interference hindering a battle is a possibility, after Sam just shut Ross down, I could see them busting in at a bad time. Time Travel. (Please let rhodey go back in time so don cheadle can be face to face with himself that is actually Terrence Howard)

-List of some characters that I need a status report on: Aunt May, Ned, Michelle, Pepper, Happy, Korg, Miek, Jane Foster, Valkyrie, Shuri, (miles morales...), Kraglin, Scott Lang, Wong, Sharon Carter, (the agents of shield...the defenders...) John C. Reilly's character from Guardians (I know Xandar is already decimated...but maybe?) The grandmaster.  like Thanos supposedly wiped out HALF OF THE UNIVERSE with that snap...some of them are gone. (i don’t care about clint tbh, but i do care about Linda Cardellini)

-List of things the movie was missing: Shuri and Peter. Some kind of scene with Uncle Ben played by Tobey Maguire (okay maybe not in this movie, but I’ll hold out hope for spidey 2), Deadpool/SHIELD/Defenders cameo (i’ll wait). An after credit scene mirroring the Shawarma scene, but with Okoye and some others in a Starbucks, maybe the next movie...

-The movie itself: From the second the movie ended I knew the types of criticism that the movie was going to get from critics, causal and hardcore fans, etc. It was too fast, too stuffed, characterization didn’t make sense, the ending was unsatisfying, there was no point in this one when we know everyone is going to come back in the next one, etc. But like... and I can only speak for myself here, but, as someone who has had marvel as a part of their life, their entire life, it was amazing. There is the usual fact of just seeing these characters brought to life is fascinating. And having watched every MCU movie, and the shows, and one shots, you’ve seen how this story has been weaved together and yeah there were definitely missteps along the way, and mistakes and plotholes (this is a huge undertaking, with SOOO many different people working on it, that stuff is going to happen) but it is so satisfying to see an easter egg or line from Iron Man or The Avengers, whatever,  come to fruition. I think it is important to remember that while it may be fun as a standalone film, that is NOT it’s true place or status. It is meant to be a culmination of years of hardworking and passion and dedication. It is truly a film for the fans. A thank you of sorts. Of course anyone could walk into the theater and have fun with it for a few hours, but it’s true nature is a part of this universe. It is not one movie, there is another part coming out next year (apparently). Seeing this and saying that it was bad because it doesn’t work perfectly as a solo film is like opening to a random page of the fourth harry potter book, and reading a handful of pages. Maybe you’ve opened onto an exciting scene, and it’s enjoyable to read for a bit, but thats not the whole experience, not the whole story.  Also remember, the movie isn’t bad just because your favorite character died.

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Lmao im a dumbass and accidentally deleted the ask this went to but i still have the answers oH WELL HERE WE GO ANYWAY @anakinkshamer​ Without further ado this is all the asks on that one post, for Hooker Green. (Under a cut to save space and not clog up everyone’s dashboards.)

1. Are they a good liar?

Depends on the lie. White lies? Sure. Big ones, nope. He get’s nervous and shifts around a lot and usually doesn’t make eye contact.

2. Thoughts on tattoos, piercings?

A+++ He has an eyebrow peircing and I think some ear piercings I never draw? Also he thinks tattoos are hella (and tbh a weakness of his lmao) but he doesn’t have any of his own.

3. In which historic era would they like to live?

hfdskhg iDK MY DUDE. He likes now. Idk maybe he’d like to see what the 1920s were like or maybe thats just my general love for the 1920s speaking.

4. Do they like to watch movies? Read books?

He loves watching movies. When he can keep his attention focused or smth he’ll try reading, but he’s not as big on it.

5. How do they act when they are sick?

Lazy afffffffff. He whines for Sunglow to come take care of him 100% of the time when he’s sick.

6. Thoughts on one night stands?

AHAHA Well he’s participated in them, so he’s certainly not against them. He legit just is like, yknow, wear a condom and shit. Don’t be stupid.

7. Are they funny?

Yep, whether he means to be or not he’s p funny sometimes.

8. Are they scared easily?

I wouldn’t think so, no.

9. Are they stubborn?

He can be, depending on the topic. Most times he give tf up and just lets the other person think they’re right, even if he knows he’s right.

10. What would they do if they found out their best friend was cheating on their boyfriend/girlfriend ?

”Dude what the fUCK QUIT THAT SHIT. You know that’s gonna end in hell for all three of you by the end of it if you keep it up.” And generally kinda. Doesn’t let them forget what they’re doing is shitty.

11. Thoughts on abstinence? He’s cool if they want to do it, he didn’t though.

12. What would they do if their best friend told them they were doing drugs?

”Cool, whatever you want. Just either don’t do that hard shit, kay? Or at least keep it from me, I’m good w/ just smoking pot”

13. If they drank a truth serum what would they say? What’s their biggest secret?

”Sometimes it really frustrates me that I never feel romantic love for people, I’d love to be in a relationship, but I can’t give love back the way they’d want.”

14. How would they take if their friend, family member, lover died?

Sob. A lot. A not get over it for a long time. He doesn’t take loss easy.

15. Do they smoke?

Weed? Yep.

Cigarettes? Nope.

16. Do they worry about physical appearance too much?

Nope, not really.

17. Most extreme thing they’ve done?

I mean? One night stands and smoking pot is really as bad as he gets? He’s drove drunk and stuff before when he knew he shouldn’t? Idk he’s not really that bad.

18. How are they under pressure?

P okay I guess??? Idk he could be a lot worse. He gets a little shaky, but he can more or less hold it together if he needs to.

19. How would they react if they saw someone on the street being robbed?

Grab the robber if he could, if he couldn’t, he’d at least tell the police

20. How would they react if one day their best friend or boyfriend/girlfriend woke up and it turns out he/she has amnesia?

Be really sad tbh, but y’know kinda try to help jog their memory if he could.

21.Thoughts on anal sex?

A+ 10/10 in his opinion, but y’know, if ur not down w/ it thats ur deal and he’ll respect that.

22. One thing they would never ever do, under any circumstances?

I answered another one with a different answer, so another one is rape, or just generally take advantage of anyone like that. He couldn’t even force himself to if it’d keep him alive.

23. Do they have any sexual fantasizes?

Yep yep.

24. Most weird place they had sex?

Not His House. Like at a party. Idk it weirds him out to have sex in a place he’s not familiar with.

25. If they can meet anyone on this earth, dead or alive, who would they want to meet?

Maybe his granny. People always talk about her in a good manner, but she died before he was born.

26. Would they rather travel to past or the future?

Future, I’d think.

27. In what movie, book, tv series would they enter if they could?

Harry Potter. Magic is cool af.

28. What would they do if they won the lottery?

He wouldn’t know what the fuck to do w/ the money. Mainly I think he’d help Wenge and his friends and family. Then put the rest in a bank. Bc otherwise I don’t think he’d know what to do with it.

29. Who do they love more, mom or dad?

Momma. Not that he doesn’t love his dad, just his dad was at work more, so he spent more time w/ Momma.

30. If they are on the deserted island and they see a box, what would they like to be in that box?

A way to get home.

31, How do they express their love towards friends and family? (Presents, words, actions?)

Actions when he can. Otherwise, words.

32. Who is the most important person in their life?

Wenge tbh?? Idk he’s just? Been through a lot w/ Wenge.

33. What powers would they like to have?

Healing powers.

34. Do they like to travel?

Nah, he likes being at home.

35. Where do they travel most often?

To mom and dad’s house, or to Wenge’s. Though that’s not really traveling. The biggest traveling he does is to a lake most people don’t visit. He kinda sits by himself for a bit an smokes and thinks n whatnot.

36. How much luggage do they carry?

Just what he knows he’ll need.

37. Favourite transportation?

Walking. Or a car if it’s Long Distance.

38. Do they have a life motto? Or just a quote they really love?

”Take me as I am, or watch me as I go.”

39. Favourite season?

The spot inbetween Fall and Winter when all the good things and parades happen.

40. Favourite holiday?

Thanksgiving. He loves the warmth and family attitude that comes with it.

41. Do they and how do they work out?

Nope. So N/A I guess.

42. Do they sleepwalk?

Nah.

43. What’s their astrology sign? (You can do a test here)

Cancer

44. What’s their temperament? (You can do a test here)

Phlegmatic

45. What’s their personality type? (You can do a test here )

INFP

46. What’s their strongest intelligence? (You can do a test here)

Nature w/ a 4.57

47. Do they know how to ice skate?

I mean, probably not but he wouldn’t find it that hard to learn.

48. Where was their favourite and where their worst vacation?

Fave - To see cousins states away

Worst - A different time they went to see their cousins so much shit went wrong he gets mad thinking about it

49. Do they have a bad sexual experience?

I mean? Yeah, of course. Everyone who has sex does at some point. It just wasn’t major. More like, it just didn’t work or no one had an orgasm or they had a fight or something idk.

50. Do they masturbate?

Yeah, sometimes. Not as often now as he used to.

51. Biggest regret?

Not being able to help more.

52. How do they dress?

Comfy mainly. If looks can be added, cool. But mainly just for comfort.

53. Who was their childhood love?

He didn’t have one.

54. What they wanted to be when they grow up?

I don’t know. Maybe a zoologist.

55. Who in their family do they like the most?

Momma.

56. Did they ever did something in school they were grounded for?

Yeah of course. Probably snuck out.

57. Thoughts on abortion?

To each their own just don’t hurt others for disagreeing.

58. Biggest adventure?

He’s on it fam, being a god father.

59. How they react when someone offends their friend/boyfriend/sibling?

He get’s defensive.

60. How would they react if they found out they were pregnant?

”Well.. This is a.. Predicament. To say the least.”

61. Who would they tell first about the pregnancy?

Sunglow probably?

62. Do they pay with cash or credit card?

Cash, mainly bc he never remembers if he has money on his credit card.

63. Best childhood memory?

Going to a waterpark during summer w/ some cousins.

64. Worst childhood memory?

Idk probably like?? Something that happened at school. People are dicks.

65. Are they scared easily?

I think I said no already.

66. Did they tried weed?

Multiple times fam lmao

67. Did they try more serious drugs?

Nahhh

68. Quirks?

He taps drumbeats on stuff when thinking

Talks to plants

Can recite the alphabet backwards w/ out fucking it up

69. Pet peeves?

Saying “Let there be light” every time any light switch is flipped on.

People who read over your shoulder on public transportation.

Suburban kids who think they are gangstas.

70. Do they have phobia?

Scared of spiders, cockroaches, and things flying in his face

71. Do they have any mania?

Nah I don’t think so.

72. Are they allergic to something?

Nope, not currently.

73. Do they sing in the shower?

I think he hums maybe, but not outright sings and belts a song.

74. What are they most embarrassed about?

His lack of romantic love.

75. Favourite art?

Starry Night probably. It’s makes him feel happy.

76. Who they call when their car breaks in the middle of nowhere?

His dad.

77. With whom did they lose their virginity and where?

His best friend in highschool. In their house, not his. I think he actually id get teary-eyed if not actually crying during/after. Wasn’t bc he was sad, just bc so many thoughts ran through his head at the time and it was all a little overwhelming.

78. How would they react if someone tried to rob them?

Punch the dick in the fucking face.

79. Did they have any family tradition when they were young?

Mhm. Visit cousins and other family every Thanksgiving and Christmas Eve.

80. Do they cry at weddings?

Depends on the wedding. If it’s someone close like Sunglow or Family, of course. He’s a teary-eye’d mes. But they’re good, happy tears.

81. Who do they like to spend more time with, significant other or friends?

Friends. Doesn’t have a significant other and he doesn’t want one.

82. What’s their theme song? Some Hozier song, but I’m not entirely sure which? Hooker Green just has a very Hozier kind of feel. Perhaps Like Real People Do would be it?

Relationship Questions

1. Did they ever give/received a blowjob? Yep, he’s gave and recieved one. 2. When did they say they love each other? He says platonic ‘i love you’s all the time, but when he kinda? Meant it was to Wenge, when they kind of figured out this was gonna be a regular thing. 3. Favourite memory with a boyfriend/girlfriend? Look okay, Wenge is/was the closest thing he’s gonna have to a boyfriend. Anyway, favorite memory is probably laying around with Wenge, probably after it was very established they were good friends, best friends even, and Hooker Green could’ve called Wenge anytime for his Services and not have to pay, but he still did. They laid together on Hooker Green’s bed and talked for a long, long time before Hooker Green began to get sleepy and passed out in Wenge’s arms. He still remembers it, and thinks fondly on it often. 4. Biggest fight? Hooker Green is usually very non-confrontational, and avoids fights when he can. The worst fight he’s gotten into was when he was younger, someone said in public about how ‘that brown guy deserved it, the little bitch. He should’ve enjoyed it, getting that dick like he did, he’s a whore anyway..” among other things. Hooker Green stood up to him, and when the guy punched him, Hooker Green punched right fucking back. It escalated from them as you can imagine, and while I don’t have all the details worked out, I can assure you that Hooker Green won. 5. Who usually starts the fight? Other people. Like I said Hooker Green is super con-confrontational.

6. What do they mostly fight about? Hooker Green and Wenge specifically? Minor things, it never lasts long.

7. Who is most likely to cool off and forgive first after the fight? Hooker Green. He avoids fights any time he can, and likes making up better than arguing. 8. Who pays the wedding? They’re not in a relationship, I want to make that very clear. Most of these questions are hypothetical. But they would pay together. 9. Where will they have they wedding? And when? It’d be a small backyard wedding. Outside Hooker Green’s home because there’s much more greenery and forest-type of things back there.  After 5 years of being together. 10. What kind of dress will the bride be wearing? Hooker Green would be wearing the dress tbh Tea length illusion cap sleeves lace tulle rustic A-line wedding dress so this one: http://www.luckybridals.com/tea-length-illusion-cap-sleeves-lace-tulle-rustic-a-line-wedding-dress-768.html 11. How old will they be? Uhh Hooker Green would’ve been about 27-28 and Wenge would’ve been about 30-31 12. How will he purpose? At home, after just spending the day together, no sex or nothin it’d probably when they were laying together, he pulls out the box and sits them both up and with nervous mind and shaky hands, pulls out the box and asks quietly if he would marry him hooker green wouldn’t be able to hide his smile if he tried when he hugged him and said yes. 13. How many kids will they have? Does Cotton Candy count? bc 1 then. 14. Who will kids love more? Their kid? Wenge probably? Only a teeny tiny bit more. Other kids, Hooker Green. 15. When did they meet each other’s parents and how? Wenge met Hooker Green’s about 2 and a half years after meeting him Hooker Green met Wenge’s a few months after meeting him 16. How do your character parents get along with his/hers boyfriend/girlfriend? They get along really well on both sides 17. How do your character parents get along with his/hers boyfriend/girlfriend’s parents? Get along a little less, but overall really well too 18. Who cries over movies? Depends on the movie, if it’s enough, both cry. Hooker Green is more likely to cry, though. 19. Who starts the snowball fight? Wenge! He’s a silly dude. 20. Who is friendlier with neighbours? Hooker Green. Wenge is still a little anxious sometimes. 21. Who is more jealous? Also Wenge. He’s a bit nervous of the possibility of Hooker Green leaving him sometimes. 22. Where did they had sex first? Hooker Green’s house. When was the first night they met. 23. Who worries more about wedding plans? Wenge. Hooker Green is positive things would go fine, as long as they had each other. 24. Who would decorate the house? Mostly Wenge. It’s a beautiful forest-y kind of feel when they’re done.

25. Who cooks? Wenge probably. Hooker Green helps, though!

26. Who is more organized? Wenge out of habit. Can’t do what his job was without being organized.

27. Who initiates things in the bedroom? Hooker Green. Wenge was always asked if he would come over so they could go for it.

28. How often do they had sex? *shrugs* Like???? At least 2-3 times a month????????? I Don’t Know.

39. What’s the craziest place they had sex? In the living room. *shrugs* they’re not public-sex type of people.

30. Favourite non sexual activity? Hooker Green’s would be if they laid together an got high, just talking about whatever. Or going out to movies.

31. Who kills spider and all the bugs? Wenge. Hooker Green doesn’t like killing things.

32. Who drinks more? Eh, neither really? Wenge thought about drinking away the problem, but never went through with it.

33. Who steals blanket in the middle of the night? Wenge probably. He Needs to be warm.

34. Who is more romantic? Probably would be Hooker Green but mainly just bc sometimes out of no where he’d bring home flowers for Wenge bc they made him think of him.

35. Who falls asleep first? Hooker Green tbh. Sleepy boy.

36. Who wakes up first? Also Hooker Green. Early to bed, early to rise. He likes watching the sunrise.

37. Who takes care of chores around the house and waters the plants? Hooker Green! He’s really good with plants.

38. Who reads bedtime stories to the kids? They take turns, but Wenge does it more often

39. Who experiments more? In general normal life: Hooker Green Sexually: Wenge By Far.

40. Who is louder? Normal life: Wenge but not by much Sexually: Hooker Green. By no means a ‘screamer’ but he’s vocal and makes his opinions heard by Wenge

41. Who is more of a risktaker? Wenge I guess. Hooker Green would rather stay in a pattern while Wenge is open to the schedule changing. Sometimes. Not really after the Incident.

42. Who is more patient? They’re both patient. But I guess Hooker Green because Wenge gets twitchy and nervous after waiting long enough for something, especially after the Thing.

43. Do they have some kind of rituals? Morning rituals. Hooker Green makes some warm morning drink, it might be coffee. But with a lot of creamer and sugar and a splash of milk. He hates it black. He takes it to the porch in the spring and fall with a jacket or blanket and wakes up with it. Wenge gets up when his body lets him, goes to the bathroom, brushes his teeth and watches morning cartoons with CC or some other show if she’s not awake yet.

44. Who makes all the travel plans, books the tickets and packs the suitcase? Wenge, but mainly because Hooker Green doesn’t like traveling much at all.

45. Where do they go on honeymoon? God I can’t imagine them Going Anywhere. Maybe?? A town or 2 over? Where they’d just get away from stuff for a bit.

46. Who likes to take pictures more? Hooker Green. Most all of ‘em go up on his IG when they come home.

47. When they are going together somewhere, who is driving? Hooker Green, steadier hands.

48. What kind of presents do they buy? Simple stuff. Or food related little gifts. Lil snacks n stuff.

49. First thing they noticed about boyfriend/girlfriend? Their Colors(tm) but also Wenge noticed Hooker Green’s hairstyle and Hooker Green noticed his like, his face in general, but specifically his eyes. They set him easy.

50. Do they lie in the relationship? Nope, first thing they made clear was to not lie, especially if they were uncomfortable.

51. Do their boyfriend/girlfriend turn around after other people on the street? If so, how do they react? Eh? Not really considering they aren’t really dating tbh. An even then it’s usually men they turn at and they actually discuss if he was cute from their glance at him lmao

52. Would they forgive an adultery? No, probably not, depends on the situation.

53. Would they confess an adultery? Noo?? But neither have been married so?????

54. Have they ever fantasized about someone else during sex? Who? Yes, I’m sure they have, but they’re also Not An Actual Couple sooooo? HG was a ‘crush’ he had at the time and Wenge doesn’t really fantasize about anyone else, he keeps his mind occupied on pleasing whom he’s with at the moment.

55. Do they take showers together? Sometimes, yes.

56. Who is their inspiration for love? Not TV Stars. Wenge’s parents are his inspiration. HG’s are probably his own parents lmao

57. Perfect date? Later at night, walk around town holding hands, maybe get something to eat (tbh like pizza or Mcdonalds or smth lmao), and come home and lay together and talk and fall asleep together.

58. How they spend anniversaries? More or less doing that lmao. Less walks around town at night but still def the pizza thing and laying and talking together. They watch movies on their ‘anniversary’

59. Favourite date? Maybe their ‘first’ one. It was just?? Weird and special and nice tbh?? They kissed a lot and tbh planned to have sex but never got around to it lmao. They ended up getting sleepy before they could and just fell asleep together on HG’s bed.

60. In what moment did they realized that they love each other? When they woke up the next morning from that first date and saw the light gently slanting over them from in-between the slats of the blinds and thinking ‘i wouldn’t mind waking up next to this everyday for the rest of my life’

[weirdwyvern]

good(-ish) things about XC, episode 2

yo if you can’t tell by now my new year’s resolution was to be more positive about stuff lmao

Willow jumps like a cat??

aight but I’m convinced she’s learned most of her agility stuff from Chase’s cats

“Stay tuned, and find out – and be as surprised as me! Even though I already know.”

I know it’s just stylized but the more I see stuff like this the more I want Willow to have green sclera & white irises/pupils

“Nuh-uh, you first.”

“It’s time to show you my specialty.” HER SPECIALTY IS MANIPULATION

proof Willow is evil: drinks sparkling water

OMI JUST CARRIES AROUND A KNIFE IN HIS SLEEVE

Willow’s nails are sharp enough to be used in place of a knife

“I must check in on Ping Pong. Perhaps he is in danger of being eaten by a wooly mammoth!” ???? ??? was that even slang???

Kimi just fuckin sets the basketball on fire

OMI ACTIN LIKE HE’S NEVER SEEN A BASKETBALL HOOP BEFORE....DAMN

further proof Willow is evil: doesn’t offer to share food with the other monks while the circle children train

OMI’S HEAD IS TOO BIG TO GO THROUGH THE NET I;M,,

Willow bein’ nice to Omi when he feels bad (like I know it’s manipulation & Omi doesn’t really deserve it but like…it’s still kinda sweet)

RAI OUT HERE TRYNA FLIRT

“Who’re you calling a little guy?!”

Kimi 100% remembers the last 2 times blondes have attempted to join the Temple lmao

Dojo s a s s

ok so part of Willow’s shirt didn’t get colored correctly here and she honestly looks? better like this??

Kimi’s keepin’ a lookout for her annoying circle friend

further proof Willow is evil: is mean to Ping Pong

MONKEY STATUES!!! IN THE WU VAULT!!!

new unnamed shen gong wu: Multiple Misshapen Gold Blobs

Willow is Suffering

if it weren’t for the end of the first ep I feel like this would be part of Willow’s supervillain origin story

STOP BEING MEAN TO PING PONG HE JUST WANTS TO BE Y’ALL’S FRIEND

honestly tho Willow’s manipulation act falls So Flat here. who’re they gonna choose to be the next apprentice??? not the petty one that’s for sure

Kimiko & Ping Pong brotp

“Greatness often comes from doing manual labor.” more like “Greatness often comes from working together” my dude, ur wise saying game is slipping

CLAY’S STUTTERING WHEN WILLOW TALKS TO HIM

is this why y’all ship them

HHHOOOOOOOLY S H I T

i just need a moment here ok i can’t believe the blue eyes thing made it into xc

yeah this is why y’all ship them

Clay’s allergic to Willow’s bullshit lmao

IS CLAY INFODUMPING RN

am I about to watch some Politeness Judo go down here

I AM

at least it’s not a giant teapot like last time huh Kimi

“I learned from the best.” okay is it me or do they both know the other is attempting to be manipulative. She knows Kimiko knows she’s being manipulative and Kimiko knows this. This is a level I was not expecting stop the ride i cant handle this

Unnecessary Flips

UNSANITARY

Does Shadow secrete toxins through her tongue? That rat is hella dead

“Kimiko has proven an unnecessary distraction also.” I’m taking that in the gayest possible context and absolutely no one can stop me

Chase is biased in favor of Ping Pong (TOTALLY NOT RELATED TO HIS OBSESSION WITH OMI…NAHHH NO WAY WHERE’D YOU GET THAT IDEA??)

Omi pretty much admits that he’s got a crush on Willow

RAI AGREES WITH HIM

it’s a good thing you have water b/c y’all are Thirsty

“Uh oh, Master Fung’s gone fortune cookie on us.”

W I N K

OMI YOU ESCAPED THAT CONVO BY THE SKIN OF YOUR TEETH

The Fungster Is Out

THE HAT

Rai is a true bro

YA BOI JACK IS B A C K

Jack’s attempted kill count: 2 (tries to run over Omi & Ping Pong)

“What kind of sick people are you?!”

RAI GOT SKILLS THO

“Using Things That Aren’t Surfboards As Surfboards But With Air Instead Of Water” a guide by Raimundo Pedrosa

RAI IS FUCKING D E A D oh wait nvm he’s ok

SHADOW >:0

his element is water guys he’ll be fine

Shadow confirmed for just as Extra™ as Chase

“I did it! I did it!!”

Raimundo’s silence in response to Dojo’s question

STOP BEING MEAN TO PING PONG

HOW DO THEY NOT QUESTION WILLOW’S WHEREABOUTS

Chase is proud of his rib child

“Jack the Varmint”

“We’ve all had an off day. Except me, of course.” RAIMUNDO PEDROSA YOU SHUT YOUR LYING M O U T H

Dojo’s callin’ u out son

Omi u ain’t one to be making short jokes lil pardner

OHHHHHHH  G I T  G U D  O M I

RIB CHILD DOING WELL?? CELEBRATE BY DUNKING YOUR HEAD INTO THE WATER YOU’RE USING TO SPY ON THE MONKS WITH