#nah this is not real
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Text
sometimes u just gotta. mini itfs. to cope.
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#jjk fanart#jujutsu kaisen fanart#itafushi#fushiita#yuji itadori#fushiguro megumi#megumi fushiguro#jjk spoilers#jjk manga spoilers#i sketched the pose intending to draw them normally but then i thought. nah i wanna draw real Chunky shapes today im keeping them small#i dont usually break out the chibi style fr anything other than .scribbles#u know canon is in a state when tumblr user hinamie starts drawing chibi#i dont even really know if calling this chibi is accurate tbh . its chibi compared 2 what i normally draw but still#who cares honestly . they r Squishy and drawing them made me happy
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
YOUR MANHOOD DOES NOT ABSOLVE YOU OF YOUR COMPASSION. BE SOFT. BE CARING. BEING KIND IS MANLY AS FUCK
#forcemasc#mlm#mlm yearning#Im a little tired of the rhetoric that the only caring and kind version of a man is trans#its almost backhanded transmisogny#like even as men they cant “escape their gentle nature”#nah fuck that#real men are soft by choice#the world is cruel therefore i wont be
639 notes
·
View notes
Text
brave alfonse
#alfonse fire emblem#fire emblem heroes#feh#brave alfonse#wao long time no fire emblem#i do not touch feh anymore for multiple reasons but am i gonna pass up drawing my boy again#hell nah if its alfonse he deserves the love#threw this together real quick but im happy to draw him again ^^
512 notes
·
View notes
Text
So I keep seeing people say they want Buck to slowly move into Tommy's house without really realising it's happening, and I get the cuteness that could bring out and the humour too. But we've had that with Buck twice. He suddenly just realised he was living at Abby's place without either of them discussing it. And he realised Taylor had pretty much moved in without them meaning for it to happen too (before he asked her to, when she was dealing with her Dad stuff).
And that was a whole thing. It's what Bobby said. About how he finds himself in these relationships without really knowing how he got there. And this was said directly after Buck said he thought Taylor had kinda been living with him.
I want Buck and Tommy to decide they want to live together. Yes, they're both already comfortable in each others spaces, but they don't accidentally find themselves living together. One of them brings up the idea of living together, with absolutely no mention of "I mean we've basically been living together for months now" or anything like that. They just realise that they miss each other when they don't spend the night together, and when their shifts don't line up to give them time together. And so one asks the other if they wanna move in, and they talk about it and decide that they are ready for that and they want that.
It's deliberate.
And it can go as fast as you want. It can be that they've been dating four months and already wanna live together, or it can be that they take their time and don't live together until they've been dating for over a year.
But it's all deliberate and there's no accidental moving in. Because Buck's done that before and it didn't go well and this relationship is supposed to be different.
#911 abc#evan buckley#tommy kinard#bucktommy#tevan#should i tag taylor and abby?#nah#this isn't really about them#i just think it's important to consider#buck has DONE the whole living with a partner without even realising it before#it shouldn't happen again#let his growth continue to be real#let them communicate!
456 notes
·
View notes
Text
seriously though, when DID 3 AM As The Spooky Hour enter folklore?
some sources online insist that it's traditional, but I never heard of it until maybe high school at the earliest (2008-2011). and then it was often phrased as "many people think midnight is the Spooky Hour, but AKSHULLY it's 3 AM!!!!" like a diversion from normal ideas, not something that had been in the zeitgeist forever
sadly nobody has done a deep dive into this online, with actual sources, and I don't really have the resources to do more than poke around on Google Books and be like "well, no English-language writing from the 19th century that's been digitized in this specific database mentions it!"
thoughts?
#folklore#urban legends#paranormal#I don't believe it's a real Thing personally#an individual person can have lots of experiences at 3 AM for whatever reason but as a universal? nah#most of my own ghost experiences have been during the day or evening. not even that late at night#let alone in the wee hours
394 notes
·
View notes
Text
Percy, bring raised by Sally Jackson, knows what true unconditional love from a parent is, and what is gods are serving is not it
#an icon#Percy Jackson#Annabeth chase#Thalia Grace#it’s such an interesting parallel in that scene#because Annabeth so steadfastly believes in the gods#and Percy who has not been conditioned to them was all like hell nah#as he should#it’s a real fleshing out of their characters#gotta love those percabeth bonding moments#percabeth#pjo#pjotv#pjo spoilers#pjo tv show#pjo tv series#pjo tv spoilers#pjo tv adaptation#Percy Jackson and the Olympians#percy jackson tv show#percy jackson spoilers#percy jackson tv series#percy jackson tv spoilers#i plunge to my death#I plunge to my death spoilers#live reaction
813 notes
·
View notes
Text
The art of these two pieces just looks like Yuji is a kid stuck in the middle of two parents divorcing or something.
#come to think of it... nah... wait... hm...#yuji is going through it let's be real#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#itadori yuji#itadori yuuji#yuji itadori#yuuji itadori#gojo satoru#satoru gojo#kenjaku#geto suguru#suguru geto
887 notes
·
View notes
Text
the dunmeshi gang heading down to get falin while zagreus is on his way out
#art#fan art#digital art#my art#hades game#dunmeshi#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#is it ethical to eat anything in the underworld?? they're all souls of real people vs just being monsters/animals#hell if they know#zagreus: huh. how was asterius & theseus? don't think they would've just let you guys down here. wait gods you didn't EAT asterius did you#laios: oh nah marcille wouldn't let us. also they were pretty nice at least we had a conversation before they tried to kill us
578 notes
·
View notes
Text
Danny's first morning in the Wayne manor after adoption
Alfred: So, Master Danny, what would you like to eat for breakfast? We have toast.
Danny: *war flashbacks*
Danny, going full eldritch abomination: I̴f̷ ̶I̵'̷m̷ ̴f̴o̵r̵c̷e̸d̵ ̷t̴o̵ ̷e̸a̴t̷ ̵t̶o̸a̸s̴t̸ ̴O̵n̷e̷ ̵m̵o̸r̸e̵ ̶t̷i̵m̴e̴ ̷I̸'̸m̴ ̴g̷o̴i̵n̸g̵ ̵t̶o̵ ̶u̸s̷e̶ ̵m̶y̷ ̸p̴o̷s̶i̴t̴i̴o̷n̴ ̸a̴s̶ ̴G̶h̸o̸s̶t̸ ̴K̸i̷n̴g̵ ̷t̴o̸ ̷w̵a̷g̴e̷ ̶w̸a̷r̶ ̷o̷n̵ ̸E̷a̴r̴t̴h̴ ̸a̴n̸d̶ ̶d̵e̶s̶t̴r̷o̷y̴ ̴e̷v̶e̶r̴y̷ ̷t̵o̸a̷s̴t̸e̷r̷ ̷i̴n̷ ̴e̴x̵i̷s̵t̷e̶n̴c̷e̴ ̸
Batfam: ...
Alfred: ... We also have cereal
Danny, back to normal: Ohhh, you got any fruit loops?
#dpxdc#dp x dc#the zalgo text says:#If I'm forced to eat toast One more time I'm going to use my position as Ghost King to wage war on Earth and destroy every toaster in exist#the bats didn't know that the adoption bait bruce picked up was the actual for real ghost king#danny got toast related trauma#attacking earth because the GIW hunted and vivisected him? nah#attacking earth because of toast? yah
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
Luzu: Yeah, you know, I told people that I would happily make some dictionaries so that you guys have expressions to use, like you can have a book in your inventory that you open to have like basic Spanish stuff, I'm gonna mess his one, like his -
Phil: Oh yes, please.
Luzu: - book up, and I'm gonna make all like, have no meaning.
Phil: Please give him like, a - a silly book, a - give him a silly one.
Luzu: Yeah. How do I pronounce his name, Wilbur, or Wilb? Or Wil?
Phil: You got it right the first time! Yup, it's Wilbur.
Luzu: Oh yeah? Alright.
Phil: Yup yup! Or just Wil. Either - either works.
Luzu: I wanna have to find a way to, yeah, have a cold revenge. Like, he - he may be laughing today, and, "heehee, haha!" we did like this small joke, and in 20 days I'm gonna destroy everything that he loves in this server.
#Luzu#Philza#QSMP#Wilbur#Wilbur Soot#Phil#Everyone: Omg Luzu and Wilbur are gonna get along so well!#Me: Nah Wilbur's gonna assume Luzu's a nice harmless guy and he won't realize Luzu's actuall a Chaotic Bastard#Everyone: No that wont happen!#Today: *this happens*#Me: *stares directly at the camera*#There's a reason Luzu and Quackity are such good friends they're both the same flavor of kind but chaotic bastards#though Quackity is an UNHINGED chaotic bastard#Luzu and Phil's conversation was the best thing that happened today IMO#<-- is incredibly biased#FOR REAL THOUGH IF YOU DONT KNOW LUZU ALREADY YOU'LL LOVE HIM YOU'LL LOVE HIM SO MUCH#His lore is frickin INCREDIBLE and he's also just a sweet dude#and a bastard but a fun one#anyways for context: Wilbur told Luzu to teach his friends a ''silly British saying'' that was basically gloop gloop or whatever#(OK LAST CLIP FOR REAL more tomorrow)
3K notes
·
View notes
Text
Unreal Unearth reference photos
📸: Julia Johnson
Album photos || Press photos
#hozier#i wish he was real#julia johnson#i love that the dirt gave him some color to his face like a tan and then nah it gone#weve seen him walk outside#i don't think the sun gets through
217 notes
·
View notes
Text
when the humor so good people think you have a mood disorder
#nah but fr though#imagine calling someone “manic” just because they're british#that deadpan sarcasm is a source of national pride#and also man people can be so fucking weird about joel#i've seen some people armchair diagnose him with both bipolar disorder AND autism#the latter of which was on Oli's stream with Lizzie that they both saw and reacted to#like you dont know him stop being freaks!!#i get HCing the characters because let's be real Life Series!Joel is a bpd queen#but the actual content creator? so weird!#smallishbeans#jimmy solidarity
803 notes
·
View notes
Text
"Patty. We look almost identical."
"But your mom is actually hot..."
#trolls#trolls 3#trolls band together#trolls oc#trolls oc otto#trolls oc patty#trolls comic#shes a savage . for real#oh. bad language 😏#do i have to tag#nah..
411 notes
·
View notes
Text
1. Stiles left Beacon Hills to never return and left his jeep.
2. Derek saved his jeep and fixed everything. Stiles's dad flat out says Derek saved it after Stiles left and tried to fix it up. Stiles had it held together with duck tape but Derek put everything into fixing it, but it wasn't able to run perfectly.
3. In the 15 years since Stiles left to never return, it ended up in the junkyard because Derek couldn't fix it like he wanted to, but he wouldn't abandon it.
4. Eli, Derek's kid, would routinely steal it to piss Derek off.
5. After Derek died. Stiles's dad gave Eli the keys to the jeep and told him Derek had "complicated feelings about the Jeep" but it should definitely be Eli's.
So like Derek was in love with Stiles huh? Like he saved Stiles's jeep, when Stiles himself abandoned it. He tried to make it run smoothly and when he couldn't he kept it under a tarp at the junkyard to not be driven but not to be scrapped either. And then his son would regularly steal it solely to piss Derek off. Derek himself said it was just to make him mad. And then when Derek died, Sheriff Stilinski gave the keys to Eli and said he should have it and that Derek had "complicated feelings about the jeep" but it was Eli's. Derek was definitely in love with Stiles and I just.
#teen wolf#sterek#spoilers#back on the sterek train again#like real talk#I shipped it in s1#but after that I didn't really because the show backed away HEAVILY from that#and I was like oh okay I think it maybe could have happened but planned changed#and I was okay with that#I had fic#though I gave that up because most sterek fic was so wildly OOC for stiles and hated scott#and nah son nah#but like it was still kinda there but not really#so I kinda treated it like a crackship#I boarded the sciles train because those two are soulmates#and then tyler h left the show and that was it for sterek#but somehow#somehow#with this movie they managed to bring me back#like i was jokingly the whole time saying stiles and derek were divorced and eli was their kid#but like#in canon#like derek had to have been in love with stiles right#the whole fucking jeep storyline in this movie#like#holy shit#I will NEVER stop crying#dear lord#regular clyde
4K notes
·
View notes
Text
Kong, getting ready to fight Scar King:
Sorry not sorry
Kong after fighting Scar King, Shimo and the other apes:
Poor fella needs a break...
*Spoiler for JJK below*
I feel bad cos I was laughing so hard whilst drawing this
#godzilla#godzilla x kong: the new empire#kong#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#gojo satoru#jjk spoilers#nah id win#kong really probably said that#before he got his ass whooped#by Scar King#Shimo#and other apes#poor fella#needs a break#for reals#please let him rest gosh#ngl i did kinda laugh whilst drawing this#sorry not sorry#hehehjkwhbcfkjNDSvj#don't judge meeee#do not repost#my art
587 notes
·
View notes
Text
Y/n: is it gay to be a homosexual?
Natasha: are.. are you serious?
Y/n: I saw a post about it and now I'm curious.
Natasha: oh my poor dumb sweet detka
#natasha romanoff#natasha romanoff x reader#natasha x you#black widow#natasha x y/n#natasha romanoff x fem!reader#black widow x reader#nah but actually is ut more gay to be homosexual?#y/n asking the real questions#y/n being y/n
263 notes
·
View notes