#nah she’s a lesbian

[polaris-likethestar]

my mom saw a post that maybe señor scratchy is agatha’s “husband” (like she turned him into a rabbit) and my mom liked it and even said now much she actually thought that was true

…..idk how to tell her but the lesbians have claimed agatha as their own and they’re not giving her back anytime soon

send help pls 😀

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

Ind. Sundown you are Everything to me

[wynandcore]

THE GRIDBUGS: Argon’s (self-proclaimed) number one nuisance!

[frenchfry99]

Little post with my girls in @evillillad 's metal au

Had the motivation to finally finish Poison Garden refs 🎸🥀

Also doodle of Iris and her girl-best-friend teehee :3c

Iris is very protective over her bandmates,, kinda obvious if you look at them all together. Sometimes I think oh, Annie and Bee are so tiny and then I remember they're almost average, Iris is just HUGE (T o T)-

[phantom-of-the-laboratory]

This is how Hannibal Lecter feels to me whenever he’s asking Clarice about her childhood trauma or drawing her being crucified or giving her fashion advice or whatever

[mantarobin]

I haven't marionetta posted in a while but guys the yuri is back we are so back

[64albear]

Thinking an overwhelming amount about Neo Metal Sonic.

Like, please tell me, Why in the world am I crushing for a damn robot???

She's so. UGHHHHHAHIDLSLCOALXL

[imsaunteringvaguelydownwards]

It’s always interesting hanging out with my queer grandma who doesn’t know she’s a lesbian or bi with a heavyyy preference. Like yes, sure Mimi your relationship with your best friend was not at all you being in love with her why would anyone everrr say that. In ur new book? The queer coding of the main character and her best friend that’s very poorly hidden projection? Not gay at allll. Nor are all of the comments about not understanding what the use of men are or why most women love them so much. Not at allll queer Mimi nope nope.

[dismas-n-dismay]

Look all I’m saying is. We finally got a chimera cat with heterochromia in the books. And she’s a girl. No matter what she does I will be defending her sorry y’all peace

[lalchimiedecupid]

SPOILERS AAA:

The fact that I knew a kiss of death was the only kiss were gonna get from them but I still ate it up and was extremely fucking sad when I watched it.

THE FACT THAT THE HEX THEORY WAS ALL TRUE AND THAT AGATHA CREATED THE STUPID SONG JUST TO LURE WITCHES BUT IT WAS SORT OF NICHOLAS' HELP IN A SENSE THAT GAVE AGATHA WHAT SHE ALWAYS WANTED.

Guys, Ghost Agatha is a fucking Milf/Gilf, whatever as long as she's here I'm eating this up.

[artinvain]

on anon because im scared of the vi stans: but me personally as a big sister? if i got outta prison and saw my little sibling was in distress and danger and losing their mind and then saw them using the distress signal i gave them before prison?! i dont careee how good that enforcer pussy is, i am leaving caits ass behind to fend for herself in the undercity and finding my baby sibling!!!!

VALID.

[kook-sir]

⚠️‼️Dangerous Duo ‼️ ⚠️

[ben-the-hyena]

I'VE ALWAYS KNOWN IT

[e-wwis]

Here's my annual art post before I drop off the face of the earth

I randomly fixated on Kitty and Bunny from Courage the Cowardly Dog and spent the day drawing them instead of working on my animation project 💀 but anyways. lesbian yearning

[camille-lachenille]

Fourth Age headcanons (part 1/?):

Aragorn and Arwen's children: Eldarion, Tindómiel and Tinwërínel, Eldalótë

About the picture: Eldarion is wearing the ring of Barahir as well as the Elessar. Tindómiel favours dark colours, especially the royal colours of Gondor, and a few pieces of jewellery. Tiwërínel prefers a lighter and brighter palette for her clothes, and most of her wardrobe is inspired by Elvish fashion. Eldalótë wears bright colours and Elvish cut gowns, and she prefers pearl jewelery.

Eldarion always looks grave and thoughtful (he’s got his dad’s resting bitch face) but is actually very kind and optimistic. He makes for a good king in times of peace, close to his people and always ready to improve their life conditions. One of his chief missions is to expand the school system his mother established even to the most remote parts of the kingdom and founding affordable universities, the most famed being led by his sister. He is very fond of the sea, and spends as much of his time as he can in the coastal regions of his kingdom. He meets his wife, Medliniel, in Dol-Amroth, and they have a daughter, Míriel, who succeeds him on the throne.

Tindómiel and Tinwërínel are twins, born four years after Eldarion.

Tindómiel is stern and studious, preferring the company of old books to people. She is fiercely protective of her family and, much to the amusement of her parents inherited many of Elrond's mannerisms, notably his Disappointed GlareTM. Famed lore mistress, Tindómiel is the Lady of Isengard and dedicates her life to cataloguing and archiving all the things Saruman and his predecessors left in the tower of Orthanc, turning it in a high place of knowledge and studies in the Reunited Kingdom. She remains unwed but considers all the women of Gondor, Arnor, Rohan and beyond she taught as her daughters. She names one of her great-nieces as her heiress, declaring that the fiefdom of Isengard should always be ruled by a woman since men brought only ruin there. The Ladies of Isengard become known across all of Middle-Earth for their wisdom and knowledge.

Tinwërínel is as extroverted as her twin is introverted and she thrives in the political landscape of the Reunited Kingdom. Clever politician and ruthless diplomat, or vice versa depending of the situation, she is one of her father's most trusted advisors and he names her Stewardess of Arnor. Tinwërínel has to abdicate the function when she marries Elboron and becomes Princess of Ithilien, but she remains an active politician even as she raises three sons, and is part of her brother's council. She remains widowed at the age of 110 and returns to Annúminas where she is Chief Advisor of the Steward of Arnor until her death, several decades later.

Eldalótë, born seven years after the twins, is the splitting image of her mother, with her father’s love for wild places and his gift for healing. She is more than happy to be the youngest of the family, as it allows her to travel and explore without any care for politics. When in Gondor, Eldalótë spends most of her time studying the arts of healing, be it in Minas Tirith or beside Éowyn. It is during one of her stays in Ithilien that she meets Elfwine of Rohan, and they quickly start a secret courtship. They wed the year after she comes of age, making her queen of Rohan much to her dismay and her family’s amusement. Despite her initial reluctance, Eldalótë settles well enough in her role and dedicates much of her rule to building Houses of Healing in Edoras. She outlives her husband and, once their son is secure in his rule, Eldalótë leaves Rohan and divides her time between Minas Tirith, Orthanc and Annúminas. She is remembered in Rohan for her great kindess and constant cheerfulness.

About Eldarion's daughter under the cut:

King Eldarion of the House Telcontar, second king of the Reunited Kingdom, his wife Medliniel and their only daughter Míriel

About the picture: Eldarion didn't change his style much as he appears here in his regalia. Míriel is wearing her formal court attire, icluding the ring of Barahir and the Elessar. The cut of her sleeves is a nod to her Elven ancestry while imitating a cape at the same time, which gives her more freedom of movement than wearing an actual cape. Medliniel comes from lesser nobility and she is more comfortable wearing simpler clothes (compared to her husband and daughter) and favours blue, the colour od Dol Amroth, over red and black.

CW mentions of miscarriage

Eldarion meets Medliniel in Dol-Amroth and it is love at first sight for the both of them. They wed after the shortest courtship and engagement possible without seeming entirely inappropriate and are expecting a child within the year. Unfortunately, Medliniel looses the baby and it takes them a long time before trying again. Medliniel miscarries twice more before finally giving birth to a healthy little girl they name Míriel. Eldarion and Medliniel commonly agree not to try for more children because another pregnancy could be fatal to her. They cherish their daughter and make sure she gets the best possible education as a future queen.

Míriel spends most of her childhood with her parents doting on her, but she also makes long stays by her various aunts and cousins to perfection her education. She studies history and ancient lore in Orthanc under the strict instruction of Tindómiel, rides wildly across Rohan with Eldalótë and learns the subtlety of both ruling and motherhood by her aunt Tinwërinel’s side. Strong minded and free hearted, Míriel has three children without ever marrying, though she openly lives with her lover and make no secret he is the father of her children.

When she becomes the first Ruling Queen of the Reunited Kingdom, Míriel continues many of the social refoms started by her father and grandfather. Her greatest accomplishent is to see Osgiliath fully restored to its former glory and, by the end of her reign, she even moves the capital from Minas Tirith back to Osgiliath. Her reign is highly controversed by the nobility but she is well loved by her people, especially the women. In fact, Míriel leads a great reform of the laws revolving around family, marriage and inheritance, and made sure women had equal rights over their children with their husband. She also funded a network of shelters for abused women and children.

And I'll stop here before turning this massive post into a fully fleshed fanfiction.

Next post of this series will be about Tinwërínel and Eldalótë's lives and their children.

[namtanlovesfilm]

“But I never betrayed Santi even once, except for my feelings of loving you.”

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