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Choose your player: aggressive vs. passive-aggressive round 1/?
#mystic messenger#mysme#hyun ryu#jumin han#saeyoung choi#jaehee kang#yoosung kim#jihyun kim#rika#i guess this is a spiritual followup to my savage messenger post? ha#v: âeveryone in the rfa are good peopleâ lol#nah just jokes i know they are#but they still know how to deal 'em out#zen#jumin#707#jaehee#yoosung#v#mine#wild that your responses in calls/texts don't matter#so you can be the sweetheart everyone knows in the chats (mostly)#but be as petty or mean or weird as you want in private#**#cyps#mysme spoilers#long post#apologies for the inconsistent pfp#been building the collection for a while so
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Vanessa did a great job as a police officer by:
Neglecting her duties (to hang with Mike and Abby),
Not patrolling/being stationed where she was needed,
Wrongfully threatening to shoot a civilian (not due to legally reasonable reasons),
Protecting and preventing suspects/criminals from facing justice due to favourtism,
Obstructing justice by not turning in her father (child serial killer) and withholding/tampering evidence,
Supplying an untrained/unqualified civilian with police weapons,
Did I mention wrongfully threatening to shoot an unarmed/harmless citizen?
Tasking a civilian to perform police duty in taking down a highly dangerous criminal/suspect,
Refusing to aid a civilian in danger or preventing the danger,
Hesitating to take down her child serial killing father (who also held a knife pointed at her but was happy to threaten Mike because he was endangering his sister??? So you want to shoot Mike for that but your father...nevermind, at least she eventually shot him),
Committing medicine theft or destruction of property and disposing of it improperly. (Prescription medication is a difficult adjustment for your body whether you begin it or stop it as well as being a burden on your finances and she just....threw it).
#theres a few more i think#yeah nah i really disliked her HEAVY after she pulled out talking about âjust do yr job :))â like ?? uhhhh make sure u say that to ur mirro#and then hated her when she threatened to shoot mike :| where is this energy with your father who u know did more than endanger children hm#and yall are gonna say âthat's her fatherâ and imma say âpolice officer. thats her job. took an oath you know.â#obviously this is a joke dont take this too seriously lol#fnaf movie spoilers#fnaf#fnaf movie#five nights at freddy's#vanessa monroe#elizabeth afton#mike schmidt#elizabeth lail#josh hutcherson#halloween#spooky season#william afton#matthew lillard
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Fernando Alonso & His Relationship With Cards
I'm sure we're all familar with the cards on the back of Fernando's Vegas GP helmet by now, but did you know his relationship with cards goes a lot deeper?
I. Magic Tricks
You've probably seen or heard someone at least mention Fernando's propensity for card tricks. As far as I can tell he was doing them(publically) as far back as 2003 all the way to as recently as 2018. Even once performing a card trick, with a condom and a teddy bear(!??!?!??!!), in front of Valentino Rossi who said "How was that possible?"(x)
But how did this start? According to James Allen, "Fernando admits to having been heavily influenced by his grandfather, a mercurial figure, who taught him magic and card tricks, still one of his passions away from the race track."(x) And I'm not sure the validity of this one, because I couldn't find an actual source, but apparently he once said: "My parents are responsible for the two things I like doing most - driving and magic tricks. They bought me my first go-kart and a magician's kit."
In several interviews he described it as his hobby off track, and that he loved learning new tricks and surprising others in the garage with them! So clearly cards are pretty important to him both as a hobby but also to who he is as a person since they've been with him just as long as racing has.

II. Card Symbolism in His Helmets
This is the reason I originally made this post, but I thought I should also explain the origins of his card fascination first. As I said, we probably all remember the cards on the back of his helmet in Vegas, but did you know that wasn't the first time he had cards on the back of his helmet?
From 2008-2013, he used to have a pair of cards on the back of his helmets. The symbolisms of the cards themselves as well as the evolution of their design is really fascinating to me! Even more so with the recent development of the card choice in 2023.
Fernando said he wanted to reference his two titles in some way on the back of his helmet and after his friend sent him several ideas, he decided on having two cards(an ace of clubs and an ace of hearts, sometimes pictured with 05 and 06 on them as well), saying: "I picked the cloverleaf [the ace of clubs - Ed] to give me luck, but the only pity is that it doesn't have four leaves!"(X)
2008.
Here's the very first appearance of the cards! They're displayed flat, with the 05 and 06 clearly visible
2009.

Very similar to 2008, but with a slightly different design, and they're maybe a bit more straight with less shadow?
2010.

This is the first major change! I was sad they didn't have the years on them anymore, but then I realized they're sparkly to match with his signature lightning bolts on the top of the helmet!!
2011.

Honestly I'm still somewhat unsure if this is the actual 2011 helmet? It's pretty difficult to find clear photos of the back of helmets from older seasons. It's easiest to find them on replica sites or auction sites so I'm not 100%? But anyways, I like that this has the championship years on the underside of the cards
2012.
This is when I started getting weirdly emotional about the helmets. Do you see how they've progressed from being a centerpoint to being curled up and sad at the bottom of the helmet? Not listing the year anymore??
2013.
Same thoughts as 2012. And after this season, they cease to exist (just like his ferrari chair in the garage, WOAH CALLBACK), until cards make a reeappearance in his Vegas helmet, albeit in a different form
2013 Monaco(Honorable Mention):
For some reason 2013 helmets were easier to find proper pictures of, so I happened to witness this absolute beauty. The creativity of this helmet genuinely blows me away??? Wanting to keep the card motif, but making sure to incorporate it into the rest of the puzzle piece design?? Mwah! There was another special 2013 helmet but they didn't change the cards at all so I really applaud this one
2023 Las Vegas(The Return of The King):
The magnificent return! But look! The cards are different cards! Instead of being two aces, it's now an ace of hearts, a four of hearts(his driver number of course!) and, the, now iconic, representation of himself as a Joker. I literally could not believe my eyes when this helmet was released and I saw the Joker card, what a fucking silly old man....I really wonder if he felt nostalgic having cards on his helmet again or if he didn't think about it all and was just like, "ah cards because Vegas!!!"
III. Why Does This Matter?
*The rest of the post was factual, this is moreso my personal thoughts on the symbolism of the cards/designs
This post spawned from me recently watching the 2010 Bahrain gp and noticing "hey wait a minute...are those CARDS ON THE BACK OF HIS HELMET!?" It's a really tiny detail that's unfortunately covered up by the HANS device pretty much whenever he's wearing the helmet, so it's really difficult to spot! But I became fascinated with the fact that he had cards on his helmet before that recent helmet, and now here we are!
There's something to me about how the design of the cards evolves over the course of six seasons from the cards being front and center to being smaller, more folded up and closer to the bottom of the helmet. As I said, the 2012-2013 ones genuinely made me depressed because it feels, symbolically, like his hopes for getting another Ace are becoming more and more unlikely and falling away until they eventually fall falt and fade away entirely after 2013 and disappear for basically a decade.
But when they return? They're not the same cards! Instead of representing Fernando's championships, they now represent him as a person, displaying his driver number and his persona of being a Joker!! Though I do think it's interesting he happened to keep the Ace of Hearts, even though he talked more about the Ace of Clubs before. I'm not sure it's actually this deep in reality, but I like to think that it's him not letting his championships(and the lack thereof) define him, but rather letting who he is as a person shine and be the centerpoint instead! But on a sadder note, as @suzuki-ecstar said to me, maybe the Aces aren't there anymore because he's lost all hope for a chance at a third Ace entirely :(
#yes its finals week and im up to my eyes in coursework but instead decided to spend like 5 hours researching and writing this post#nah bcs i actually genuinely put more work into this then I think I have all semester dsfjdskjg#that thing about him using a condom and teddy bear in a magic trick genuinely had me crying with laugher. actual tears rolling down my face#<- HOW!?!? WHAT WAS THE TRICK?? its literally inconceivable to me what he did. oh if only there were pics UGH#anyways!! this post was a lot of fun to make!! i really really love the symbolism and design of helmets so this was a rly fun project#and i also went down a lot of rabbitholes while make this and saw many very weird articles from yore#i feel like i make an equal amnt of deranged posts abt seb and nando but i dont know why nando is gifted w all my well researched projects#<- i.e. chair post. that was the same level of research as this one but at least this one i could find actual sources about....#idk theres smth about the extremely long history of nando's history that evokes research posts like this KLAJSLSKDJ#theres just so much that i dont think I ever really see people discussing! so i must create.#haha what was that joke tag i wanted to make abt my researched posts? I think:#normal posts that catie normally makes in a normal fashion#<- one day ill go back and actually tag posts w that. bcs the amtn of research compared to my actual schoolwork is so unwell#fernando alonso#fa14#f1#formula 1#catie.rambling.txt#we do a little bit of f1
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Chan almost ate shit and all anyone can focus on is spoilers đ
#captions a joke obv but it just made me laugh how him almost falling wasnt mentioned at all#also people were saying lee know and seungmins lil flamboyant move before your eyes was a spoiler and firstly#I hope it is its such a stupid move i would laugh if it was actual choreo#but like nah i think they were just being dumb lmao
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this is so ass im so sorry
#had the joke inside my brain for the last 6 months (?????? whaaatt#anyway so uuumm drew dis in like 10 minutes with more than half of my brain melting because of how sleepy i was i thought it would be nice#if i colored it but nah man again i was sleepy asf.......... also i gotta acept i dont like the whute void as background what is that bru#if you dont like my super duper elaborated joke please dont interact with me ever again i meant it for real this gotta be one of my best#jokes ever like i cant understand why you wouldnt like it i mean i perfectly get it if you dont like the presentation of the comic#either do i but cmon man the joke itself is so funny im funny i swaer im fun yall wsnt me so bad ylu want to be my fans so when i open#comission yall buy me some dw i know you like so if you like me that much make ssure to stay tuned for when i open comission i need money#ups no i mean you love my jokes yeah you do love my jokes so much youll follow me i know you will#myart#sketch#comic#ass comic#doodle#lego monkie kid#monkie kid#qi xiaotian#long xiaojiao#mk#mei#lmk#fanart#just read all what i wrote wth i cant speak properly#nvm just remembered i have no respect for this language
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semi-old doodle comic from a few months ago: ult dirk dora the exploraing his ex-husband's ship

he explora too far
sequel-prequel to this
#choc draws#homestuck#doodles#ult dirk#le jake#? like the old man's not there but his obsession is. tell me to take it out if it doesn't qualify pls#comic#for context: apples and i had a conversation about ult jake that spiralled into âwhat if he went around alt timelines collecting dirk heads#and i know there's the âdirk and jake ate everythingâ thing but listen#it's for the bit#june and tz in the background still bring me joy even a month after i made this they make me snrk#âSo no head?â âJake what the actual hell.â yeah#house of dirk? nah. hall of dirk#there's so many jokes i can make about this it's just so hecking ridiculous#borderline shitpost
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Hello hello Iâm new to your blog and if youâre still writing for Tokyo revengers could you possibly do a baji x reader where the reader suffers from chronic heart burn and acid reflux? I know this is an odd request so feel free to discard if youâre uncomfortable! Thanks

k. baji x gn!reader
summary ... after having a nice dinner with baji and his mother, you start feeling unwell.... BUT baji is there to help!
warnings ... soft baji, fluff, baji comforting you, like one curse word from baji, established relationship, husband bajiiiiii
a.n ... hello! thank you for requesting! I just wanted to let you know i did a little research and tried my best to write your request! i hope this is what you were looking for :)
heartburn meaning - If you feel uncomfortable in the middle of your chest every time you finish a meal, you may have chronic heartburn. This is when the acid from your stomach leaks up into the tender tissue of your esophagus (food pipe), causing pain and burning
acid reflux meaning - is the backward flow of stomach acid into the tube that connects your throat to your stomach, called the esophagus. During an episode of acid reflux, you might feel a burning sensation in your chest, commonly called heartburn.
it was a nice night, baji's mother had invited you and baji to stay over for dinner before you two left back to your apartment
and you two did just [ baji complained about staying longer but his mother had a defensive argument to over-rule his complaining]
after the nice dinner with his mother, the two of you left back to your home, getting ready for a good night's sleep
baji left shortly to shower after you came out, kissing the crown of your head and another to your lips before disappearing into the bathroom
sitting on the edge of the bed, you were putting moisturizer on your legs and arms before a slow painful feeling started to erupt in your chest and a sour taste started to climb up your throat sitting on your tongue
scrunching up your face putting a hand on your chest and lightly pressing on the burning feeling that has started to worsen
letting your head drop and tightly closing your eyes still keeping the hand on your burning chest, you gave out little coughs that worsened the sour taste in your mouth
"baby? are you ok?" baji asked softly while standing over you, drying his wet hair with his towel
"chest.. hurts" getting into a coughing fit right after answering him
"ah fuck, ok, i'll be right back!" baji's eyes widen at your coughing fit, he quickly leaves the room, leaving you to try to ease the headache that was forming
but after a quick moment, baji returns with a cup of water and some antacids
the bed dips next to you from baji's weight, he leans slightly over to you and softly asks you: "do you think you can take a sip of some water? after I can give you the antacids"
you haven't answered him straight away, but he didn't mind, he just the antacids on his lap before moving his hand up and down your back to give you some comfort
after a while, you looked up and then over at baji and nodded at what he had said earlier to you
he gave you a wide grin showing off his little fangs with joy
he gave you the cup with the cool water and you slowly took little sips from it, feeling somewhat better, the sour taste in your mouth wasn't as bad as before, not completely gone but manageable
"feeling better? ready to take the tablets?" baji keeps smiling at you
you nod again and he gives you one tablet for you and you thank him quietly before chewing on the tablet and swallowing it taking another couple of sips of water after
"alright, ima put these away-" he holds up the antacids "-on the side table, on your side obviously" he rolls his eyes at your squinting eyes
"and..the water?" you croak out
"ima get you a water bottle instead and then we can safely sleep without you vomiting alllll over me" he grins before quickly skitting away from your weak protests and assault
laying in bed with a sleeping baji who wrapped you up in his arms and lightly pressed to his chest
how are you supposed to avoid vomiting on him if he keeps you so close to him without a will to let go?
you roll your eyes playfully and snuggle up to his chest, thankfully the burning has lessened over time and now you can sleep peacefully in your lover's arms
my first request done! :D soft baji for his lover is all I know
#baji is sooooooo soft for his lover! i just know it#not to soft! hes gotta show whos boss lol#nah im joking hes in love#his mom taught him well#tokyo revengers x reader#tokyo rev x reader#tokyo rev#tokyo rev fluff#tokyo revengers#tokyo revengers fluff#baji x reader#baji keisuke#baji x you#baji tokyo revengers#tokyo revengers baji
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Charles discovering Mephiskapheles and immediately showing Edwin âThe Bumble Bee Tuna Songâ just to watch the absolute horror on his face as the song plays.
#Edwin: Bumble Bee tuna? Thatâs not an actual food product#is it?#Charles: Nah mate its just a brand#Edwin: So is this a promotional song then?#Charles: Sort of#Edwin: This is⊠not what I expected#Charles: I know!#Edwin: What is he saying? Is that even English? Is he barking???#Charles: Yep!#Edwin: This song should have ended thirty seconds ago#Charles: Itâs the song that never ends mate#Edwin: Youâre surely joking#Charles: âŠ#Edwin: Youâre joking right?? Charles??#*The song starts to fade out*#Edwin: Oh thank god#Charles is on the floor laughing as Edwin despairs the state of music#dbda#dead boy detectives#Charles Rowland#edwin payne
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frick it
the Amazing Digital Circus is one big polycule.
#the amazing digital circus#tadc#i'm joking btw#unless#haha just kidding#or maybe not#nah i definitely am#as far as you know#nah i'm just yanking your chain#or am i?#are you sick of this shtick yet?
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FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!!
More Supernatural - VG crossover bullshit. I have a fever. And the only prescription is more antagonizing. O'Byrne and Roy are from from an in-development story, Virtual Ground, and they are having a great time getting along with the Winchesters because Roy should be dead, and we don't talk about what's under O'Byrne's suspicious nicotine neck patch.
#Dean Winchester#Supernatural#Virtual Ground#VG Roy#VG O'Byrne#art#my art#SHOULD JUST MAKE A CROSSOVER TAG AT THIS STAGE#more is on the way I need to sleep first#so as it turns out#spn was fucking made for me#sorry to those who I said âyeah nah I dont think I'd be into itâ#I was wrong I was so fucking wrong#running joke is that Dean and OB looked at each other like they were staring in the mirror#and they both hate that#first bit is just âplay stupid games win stupid prizesâ and lord knows both Dean and my sweet summer child O'Byrne will be playing SO MANY#stupid games and they will win SO MANY stupid prizes#Virtual Ground Abroad#HAHA I'VE GONE BACK TO ADD A CROSSOVER TAG LOL
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nauuuuuur ppl being mean abt joetrick is so sick >:( we dont even do anything
literally i'm tapping the sign
#like if u only gaf ab p2 just gaf ab p2 why you gotta punch down wtf lol đ„Č#nah tbh it's fine it's not a big deal im just joking around being salty#sometimes i see things and i'm like đ i don't know... đ that's mean... đ#asks
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when a regretevator headcanon pisses you off so much that you become a feminist
#i wish this was a joke i really do#but like. transmasc bive really made me think about why i was so happy to have a character like bive#and why it is so rare to find interesting/funny female characters in media#and how even when a female character isnt just pathetic and weak shes always still responsible or at least aesthetically pleasing#in a way that male characters dont tend to be a lot of the time#and that just got me thinking more about how women tend to act in mainstream media (indie projects often arent prone to this)#and why i worry about getting bullied for things like not caring about my clothes and not wearing makeup and allat#in a way that the boys in my school just. dont need to care about#and how nearly every girl i know cares about their appearance in some respect and none of the boys i know do#transmasc bive feels like someone saying âa well written female character who doesnt adhere to the expectations of society? nah thats a man#CANT I JUST NOT ADHERE TO THE EXPECTATIONS OF SOCIETY AND ALSO USE SHE/HER IN PEACE???? GOD#and im not saying that transmasc people go through less than women do because thats not true#nor am i saying that transmasc people dont deserve rep!!! i think trans rep is a great thing when youre not slapping it on a character that#is breaking gender stereotypes by being a woman#i just think. what a coincidence that people headcanon bive as transmasc more than any other female character in regretevator.#and why do they headcanon the canon she/her character as transmasc instead of transfemme. IM IN FAVOUR OF TRANSFEMME BIVE!!!#i cant speak on behalf of the trans community in general but like!! transfemme people deserve recognition too!!!#make prototype transmasc! make infected transmasc! make MR transmasc for all i care!#heck make mozelle transmasc if you want! we stan gender non comformity here!#but bive? BACK THE FUCK OFF#please dont take away my well written gender non conforming female character away from me#shocker! not all girls who dont care about their appearance or being feminine turn out to be transmasc! some are Just Like That!#i got carried away there#i typed all this out on christmas day but im gonna post it later because. rambling about feminism and bive isnt very uh. christmasy
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I AM SO DOWN WITH THIS IDEA LMFAOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LIME STRANGLED OSCAR LIKE BART SIMPSON LIKE "WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS!!!!!!!" AND OSCAR, INNOCENTLY, "What? I was bored. ^v^"
#oscar being a real pain in the ass: Wanna do a double date?#Lime: i dont mean to be an asshole but im pretty sure if we did she would try and make it so that shes with me and youre with mochi#oscar: honestly i dont mind that--#oscar: WAIT I WAS JOKING#lime: (STRANGLES HIM AGAIN)#lime: plus i dont wanna ruin mochi time by having you and clarinette there#oscar: whats wrong with me??#lime: ??? I WANNA BE WITH MOCHI ALONE#recently i lowkey like the gag of oscar lightly flirting with mochi to piss lime off on purpose#(you know if lime ever dumps you you could date me instead) he says with a smile#mochi: /// were not even going out..#the sound of a snap in the distance. it was limes last straw#lime at some point:.......do you actually like her#oscar: huh? oh. nah. shes not my type. i just like the drama lol
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My friend is a giant who grew up with her siblings largely taller than her so she's taken to trying REALLY HARD to make short jokes at me and my 5'8" and I'm just wholly immune lmao. I've been mistaken for a teenager since I was six. I have been this height since I was 12 and it's still considered tall for the gender I'm assumed to be. After 31 years of ZERO short jokes, the issue is not me đ
#I love making short jokes#It's one of those no stakes things that gets people mad at me while still knowing there's no underlying malice#'don't make me come down there' is my favorite#But I'm immune and it makes for very fun exchanges where I just reject the joke outright and she thinks I'm 'playing it cool'#Like nah I just know you're wrong đ#I love my portable friends
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call tgirl dommes without bottom dysphoria the tower of Bable the way their presence makes my speech incomprehensible and the way that when fully erected they can show me god
call tgirl dommes with bottom dysphoria the tower of Babel the way their presence makes my speech incomprehensible and the way that a pillar is to be removed by a most divine act because it should never have existed and it's removal shall bring great relief to a being who rightfully rules over me
call post-op tgirl dommes the tower of Babel the way their presence makes my speech incomprehensible and the way that religious folk insist they defy god whilst in reality their existence is testament to humanities ability to alter this unfair world to bring joy and peace to those who are part of it
#this was originally meant to just be a joke about getting flustered near trans dommes but then the comedy demons conjoured forth all of that#i don't even remember writing half of it#the English teachers don't want you to know this but anything is like anything if you look closely#like fuck it uhhh bees and bread#yeah those are suitably random#well i guess they both warm my heart#they both have a crunchy exterior and a soft squishy interior#they can both be used to feed people through various means#what else uhhhhh#nah i can't think of anything fuck it#ants and transistors?#both work together as a small part of a greater whole to achieve things they could not individually comprehend#both are regularly kept in plastic boxes in large numbers for humans entertainment#someone has probably figured out how to run doom on ants it's the kind of insane thing someone would do#anyway yeah you get the point#similarities are wherever you want them because almost every quality something can have in this world is a concept made up by us that#can be bent and shifted however we like because they never really existed anyway
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firehouse!au đđ„ ships as:
*gets their order made slightly incorrectly and wasn't gonna say anything about it* - buck, croz, dougie, kenny
"excuse me, he asked for no pickles" - bucky, joe, everett, rosie
#things i'm doing at 2am instead of sleeping#whilst having a migraine#đ: firehouse!au#stipulations:#buck generally wouldn't care enough to complain unless it was something major/unavoidable#for bucky it's the principle of the thing especially because he *knows* buck won't say anything 99% of the time.#also he thinks it's funny to sort of embarrass him a bit#no stipulations for croz and bubbles i think it just makes sense. been this way since high school before they even started dating.#everyone thinks it would be doug that'd send something back because he's generally louder but nah#everett's particular and dougie's a little bit more laid back. ev will be suave and charming about it tho so it's rarely an issue#same with rosie. kenny's just too nice and will just make do but rosie will be super sweet to whoever's working.#make a bit of a joke out of it
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