#nadine dorries

[useless-englandfacts]

at this point it’s your own fault if you expected tories to be normal (source)

[changing-my-username]

She's right, but the MPs did kinda get a say

[lesbiansandgayssupporttheminers]

Anyone reckon they could get away with not showing up for work as much as Nadine Dorries has and still have a job?

Don't forget we are still paying her and her children!

[brasskingfisher]

New entry for the Uxbridge English dictionary.

Immediately: in 3 months time

[iconuk01]

My parents taught me to not be unkind about people if I could avoid it.

Yet I don't think either of them would begrudge me wishing this smug, clueless, talentless, godawful woman as unsuccessful a future as is humanly possible.

Her record as an MP is appalling and her sense of unearned entitlement nearly matches her idol Boris Johnson.

[electricdragon99]

Anyone in the UK fancy signing a petition to prevent MPs from sitting in the role without attending Parliament or ever meeting with their constituents?

Petition: Make MPs who are absent from their constituency and Parliament subject to recall:

[tweetingukpolitics]

[scavengedluxury]

Been meaning to ask what do you think of Nadine's latest novel memoir?

I've not read it, but I admire her high journalistic standards, her personal integrity and her determination to keep the nation's charity shops well stocked - she's done more for them than any writer since Lenny Henry published his Well Hard Paperback.

[generalelectionmusings]

[ceevee5]

[awaitingarsooz]

No worries mate we have all the classics xx

[useless-englandfacts]

nadine dorries this morning:

nadine dorries several hours later:

[changing-my-username]

TIL that "immediate effect" means approximately 11 weeks

[lesbiansandgayssupporttheminers]

On Saturday, just prior to the publishing of the “partygate” report- 3 Tory MPs, Nigel Adams, Nadine Dories and Boris Johnson himself all resigned.

Which honestly is nearly as telling as anything that will be in the report.

And will at least give Sunak a nice headache to deal with.

[deweydecimalchickens]

Boris Johnson has resigned as an MP over Partygate! (And Sad Nad has, inevitably, followed - give it up, lady; he's clearly in the 20+ Years Younger phase of his womanising.)

Across the pond, Donald Trump is getting charged under the espionage act.