#n im tired of creating accs

[snuffalufagus]

yandex my beloved to see private linkedin accounts <3

[tim-shii]

hi! just found your acc and i just want to say i absolutely adore your work first off. you bring my wife (aventurine) to life beautifully.

saw the as a boyfriend and oh my GOD the part about him getting anxious over reader speaking with ratio? so good. i need jealous pouty aventurine. and honestly might be a bit ooc for ratio but i think he’d encourage it just to get under aventurine’s skin tbh.

up to you though, i’d love for you to write a lil drabble or something of the sorts expanding on this, whatever you have the imagination to write.

that’s all~!

a/n: tysm ?! ure so kind im glad very happy !! that u adore my work 🫶 we have to make sure wife is loved always 🫡 here's jealous aven from this ; @svnarin proofreader !! (she told me to put it here)

cw: bf!aventurine, slight angst

“such lavish proposal. are you certain i am the person who should be hearing that?”

“absolutely. you’re the perfect person i should be consulting about it.”

aventurine is not a jealous person. he’s confident in himself, you had praised him several times of how much of an amazing person he is. jealousy means there’s a lack of trust between the two of you and aventurine doesn’t like that idea at all. he thinks that trust is a significant factor when it comes to relationships. he doesn’t keep secrets and even if he does, he’ll eventually open up to you after some time.

aventurine is a quartz-based gem stone. a stone that brings good fortune and helps you create your own luck. it’s also green. the same green in the monster’s eyes that’s currently chomping down on aventurine. he can’t help it! can he really blame himself when uneasiness swirls in his stomach after seeing you with dr. ratio?

out of everyone he gets jealous of, it just had to be him. veritas ratio. his good friend, veritas. the most logical man aventurine has ever known.

while aventurine is confident in himself, no doubt there’s a part of him that feels inferior to the doctor. the man has radiant violet hair that compliments the tone and structure of his face. he also has a slightly muscular build compared to aventurine’s more slender one. there’s a lot to compare and aventurine isn’t sure if he can even list it all out.

his brows furrowed, eyes dulling as his thoughts consumed him at once. what proposal? what’s that about? and perfect person? he doesn’t understand. are you leaving him? can he really not make you stay? was it something he did? something he said? but he can’t ask you those. because what if instead of an answer, he’ll be greeted with a farewell—

a flick on his forehead snapped him out of the daze. aventurine blinks back, now finding you in front of him.

“i was right. he was sulking.” he hears veritas quip.

“not sulking. more of, in a daze.” your fingers thread through his soft locks, aventurine hums at the affection, absentmindedly leaning his cheek on your palm.

“you give him too much credit. he’s probably wallowing in the sorrows of his mind for no apparent reason.” ratio snickers ever so quietly.

“or he could just be tired and sleep deprived.”

“or he’s jealous. he glares at me any longer, my skin will start withering and rotting.” for a doctor who has more than eight doctoral degrees, he can be quite the drama queen.

“goodbye, doctor. thank you for your opinion, i shall greatly treasure your wise words.” veritas only shook his head before slipping out the door. once he’s left, all your attention shifts to your boyfriend.

aventurine lets you sit atop his lap, gloved hands instantly finding home on your hips. for a moment, you both stare at each other in complete silence.

“spit it out. what’s wrong?” you spoke first.

aventurine sighs. “i didn’t like seeing you with him.” for all his life, lying came easy. with his good looks and charming personality, making people believe whatever he says is child’s play. but aventurine can never lie to you. he doesn’t have the heart to face you once you’ve realized he’s fooled with your thoughts.

you raised a brow in amusement. “so you were jealous?”

“no. i don’t get jealous.” he grumbles. “i just,” aventurine gazes at you with a fond look, an expression so serene and completely enamored. “i’m better looking than him, right?”

blood rushed to his cheeks when he felt your lips on his. his hold moved from your hips to your neck to deepen the kiss, left thumb caressing over your pulse. he chases your lips like an intoxicated man once you pulled away. only to be stopped by you leaning your forehead on his.

“the best looking man in my life and in the whole universe. my most beloved, too.”

“you flatter me.” he grins stupidly before pulling you in for another kiss.

likes and reblogs are appreciated! masterlist

[tinyidle]

nice try - cmy x ysh

warning: smut ofc, floor sex (? sounds uncomfortable ngel) some bdsm with emphases on d and s, consensual force (light and moderate manhandling, light choking, slapping, etc), facesitting, semi-faileddom!miyeon, sub!miyeon, overwhelmed miyeon, failedsub!shuhua, harddom!shuhua, reference to g!p, a bit mean ngl, fiction ofc, not really proofread but if you read my stuff you should know that by now

a/n: warning: cursing because im ranting-

fucking tumblr somehow deleted the ask i was looking for to start the series, then i couldnt get into my holo acc to make sure my draft wouldn't be lost. stupid piece of dumbass motherfucking piece of tech dipshit- anywho... enjoy this nice little drabble i created :)

"unnie, what are you- woah!"

shuhua was immediately tackled to the ground. before she could understand her surroundings and what was going on, miyeon had already put a hand on her shoulder, putting a finger in front of her lips in a shush manner.

it was completely dark around them and shuhua couldn't see a thing-- not even miyeon's face or chest in the light from the cracked door of the nearby bedroom. she invites her eldest member to her house, expecting to chill, and this is what she does? why is so rowdy al of a sudden?

while shuhua was trying to take the reigns of whatever was going on, miyeon somehow shifted her way from the maknae's stomach (where she pinned shuhua from under her legs) to just above her lips. she lowered herself just slightly down before lightly grinding on the maknae's face.

ohhh shuhua realized. "you want to take control this time, myeonnie?" she asked with a slight smirk on her face, using her hands to grip the older's hips.

doing her best to be in control while answering the younger's question, miyeon grabbed a hold of shuhua's hands and pinned them down before nodding at her. she carefully stood up, doing her best to avoid shuhua's splayed out raven-colored hair on the ground. "stay there," miyeon ordered as she took off her shorts and panties to gently fold them and lay them next to the dresser.

"yes, ma'am," shuhua replied like a mock soldier, doing a mini salute as miyeon was in the middle of undressing and folding. the older giggled before leaning down to give the younger a kiss. once she pulled away from shuhua, miyeon carefully got back down to the maknae's flushed face, all vulnerable and ready for her. gathering her hair in one so that she could rest her knees on each side of her ears, miyeon knelt all the way down until she felt her lower lips connect with shuhua's upper lips.

it felt very intimate, yet the aura was meant to be sensual as miyeon slowly grinded on shuhua's mouth. when miyeon wasn't getting lost at the feel of the younger's face, she'd order shuhua to 'open your mouth and stick your tongue' flat, coupled with some 'make sure your nose touches my clit' and 'stay still while i bounce on you'.

"ahh, yes, that feels so good," the older exclaimed, throwing her head back while she moved her hips to the invisible rhythm of sex in her mind. shuhua, being ordered not to touch herself, was getting rather frustrated. sure, she loved feeling her girlfriend's juices on her tongue and loved the sounds she was making, but she was getting tired of not being able to move or touch or order anything or anyone around.

something had to give.

raising her arms a little to shake off the 'lazy-numb' feeling, she held miyeon's hips and forced it onto her mouth; as she was previously teasing her for the upteenth time. "my turn," shuhua mumbled into miyeon's puffy cunt, with the older now squealing and attempting to get shuhua to behave for her.

her attempts were reigning futile. "shuhw- aaah, please don't stop. right there-" she went from demanding to pleading, just as shuhua got miyeon to turn around and sit on her face with her ass to her this time. pulling off of miyeon's cunt, shuhua smacked her ass. "ow!" miyeon exclaimed, going to rub her sore bottom before shuhua smacked her center right after, making miyeon moan in the pleasurable pain.

shuhua smirked before raising her hand up to the back of miyeon's neck, lightly putting pressure on it. she lifted her self up while miyeon's lap shifted down onto shuhua's. "you've been bad for teasing me, myeonnie. how are you going to make it up to me?"

miyeon whimpered before gasping as shuhua's other hand gripped her clothed breast, squeezing it firmly. "ill-- suck daddy off to make her happy."

shuhua simply smiled. "good." she roughly let go of miyeon altogether, allowing the older to scramble to get the younger's lower undergarments off. "and don't do any funny business, either."

[tarovrispy]

⌧ | TEXTS FROM THE DUMPSTER

05: TBH (to be honest)

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CW! | might have brainrot language used, sudden switch between dark to light mode (and vice versa), please ignore timestamps

a/n: sorry did the live chat thing from scratch (my phone's yt as ref) so its not exactly perfect (pls ignore viewer count) also apologies if today's chap might have been too lengthy (i lost control)

✎ fyi!

yn and bokuto both lied (yn did not win obvs and bokuto actually had a very bad nightmare after playing mimic & cldnt stop thinking abt it -- it might still haunt him sometimes up to this day)

pull a friend is basically a roblox game that allows one person to pull another person in a cart while navigating through obstacle courses (if you play roblox, u shld play w ur friends someday -- highly chaotic)

yes kenma's stream viewers usually address him as ken only (it started circulating after one day lev addresses kenma as js ken after watching the barbie movie)

(kenma actually hates it, he doesnt think hes a ken)

yn & yachi actually almost nearly quarrelled the whole entire game (from start to yn rage quitting) they just lacked coordination today

yn actually did rage quit (she was too embarrassed abt falling down more times than lev when shes considered better at obbies than him so she left)

kuroo's rizz reveal in first slide is a chemistry rizz I created myself (im actually very proud of it)

i may have or may not have randomly chose kenma's stream account pfp (i was genuinely too tired then when I realised I needed to create a new acc for kenma's streams since the current one is a private acc)

if the expressions in the live chat was cringe, I'm sorry (canva didn't allow me to put emojis😔 so I had to make substitutes)

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[enthusiastic]

haii im remaking. im so tired of trying to clean this acc over n over n still be unhappy so im going to make two new tumblr main accs so im finally a lil happier. one that acts a personal n another thats specifically for like. rbing my art n stuff specifically relating to content i wanna create. hehe.

but yeah. just generally unhappy w this acc. god imma have to redo everything again thats so upsetting but itll b worth it in the end.

ill update yall here when both the accs r up n running!

[iftari]

heres my personal question/reflection. growing up post 9/11 i rmr a lot (& i mean A LOT) of sentiment surrounding the concept of assimilating to the west, being the "good immigrant" and still being fucked by institutions. in line w that was a lot of feeling on how tiring that felt, how exhausting, n like, would we ever be accepted? this isnt an accurate timeline but i would say say this shit peaked in mainstream culture w yt ppl in 2016 (hamilton i think is acc a really great pinpoint of this) and then this energy i would say imo kinda died down throughout trumps presidency (which i personally think has to do w the fact that sm yt liberals were firing up for poc so arguably this was the time institutions were pretending to make "amends". actually. liberals & instutions were maybe trying to make 'ammends' a bit before 2016. maybe since 2014? timeline is rough on this but for sure they were Very Sorry during trump...)

anyway. 2024. in the imperial core of america alone i would say theres *at least* 4 genocides happening (& thats prob me undercounting !) simultaneously. there is currently a very overt livestreamed genocide of palestinians. it is VERY much impacting ppl in the imperial core in the sense that the facade of liberalism is so plainly falling away, institutions are very explicitly engaging in islamaphobia, antiblackness, n anti-palestinian sentiment, etc. and like i obviously think its important to document bc every form of fascism is important to note but i also feel like we're kinda back to convos we've had before of 'omg been SUCH good immigrants n *this* is how they treat us??? oh my!' n like i understand the feeling of betrayal but i wonder how much interrogating is going on beyond the betryal. to sum degree it feels like the way ppl engage w covid in the sense of...im wondering how much of what ur experiencing is actually radicalizing u that america even in its most liberal form should not exist - exactly like israel - n how much of what ur experiencing is like...shock that it could happen to u & the ppl u care ab (vs the....'unimportant/undesirable ppl). like yes its awful campuses are so blatantly engaging in islamohobia. but shouldnt we be reconciling more, as a community that we need to create a world w.o colleges n shifting the importance *away* from unis (esp in a time of shitty economy?) rather than reconciling w like...the betrayal of a institution preserving imperial interests? like how many times are we going to keep learning this? what are we benefiting from having this same shock over n over again? who is it serving to keep experiencing this? feeling similar to this campaign of voting 'uncommited' like who does this serve? dems dont acc care if they have office or not and theyre very clearly ok w losing. they dont need the presidency fr - if anything hey want to lose so they can punish ppl more for not shutting up. so like when we extend energy on the uncommited campaign, who is it serving? what purpose is it filling (& i do believe it is filling a purpose for some ppl. i think for lots of ppl it fulfils the very real emotional need to do *SOMETHING*, to move, to exert the tension n energy we're feeling n thats a correct emotional response! but how u spend ur energy DOES matter bc part of fascism is to literally divert energy so u DONT take up arms. like imo america is not at a place culturally for any sort of violent revolutionary resistance (organized or not) ! like we're just not! but the most explicit nonviolent form of resistance is not being uncommited to voting for a party that is relying on not having electoral offices but rather an actual coordinated strike. THAT has purpose no?)

[goddamnosamu]

[12:49am]

Writing songs is not easy

Pairing: idol!asahi x reader

Words: 1.9k+

a/n: i suggest reading this fic with any sad song you know for extra emotional damage. THIS WAS SO FUN TO WRITE so i hope you enjoy this fic that destroyed me. This is the official opening?? or start of my page and i decided with sharing angst YEY! stay tuned for more fics and i will create my carrd asap so you would know more about what im about to do with my acc here in tumblr so enjoy this fic for now! feedback would be very much appreciated :DD

Writing was hard — something asahi was very familiar with. The constant wracking of his brain to write lyrics that people would love. Working at ungodly hours to write 3 lines of lyrics that were all over the place which, most of the time, ended up with multiple pieces of crumpled paper, or even ended up sleeping on his desk with multiple scribbles on different sheets of paper. Despite the numerous love songs under his belt as a producer, asahi never really understood the concept of love. He felt like he was missing a specific emotion or feeling to add more essence to the songs.

Until he met you.

With you, writing came so much easier. It was easier to put his feelings into his writings — expressing the love he wished to express towards you. You knew this, of course. The subtle eye contact, soft whines of protest, and the delicate touches he leaves on your skin. You knew he was trying on his own ways, and you absolutely adored his ways of showing love to you.

But it was never easy.

It may seem like a walk in the park for others, or even romanticizing these subtle acts of expressing love. But loving another person was never easy, especially if expressing it was not their forte. He always wished to meet someone where he may be able to express himself without having to worry about his frustrating hesitance toward love. Though he may be infatuated with different people from his whole lifetime, or even have friends that he knows would stick by him, he never really tried to meet his person because of the fear that they might grow tired of his antics. He just convinced himself, basically. Platonic may be the only thing that he could have, and he’d have to rely on cheesy romance films or anime for him to know how a relationship happens.

“You think a relationship is hard?” he got asked by one of the members when they were trying to write lyrics for their upcoming album. He didn’t have an answer back then. Every bit of knowledge he had with relationships came from films, never really having the experience because of the hectic idol life he has now. He was contented, to an extent. But he remembered how much he smiles whenever he’s with you. How he finally experienced what it's like for his day to seemingly be better just by thinking about you. How he blushes when a member brings you up. How he unconsciously brings you to whatever conversation he was having; always wanting to connect his story about you. How he really tried his best to keep the relationship despite all the shame, hate, doubt, and every negative feeling there is.

He could never forget how hard he tried to get you to be his in the first place. A simple flower with a note: I wish to see you smile like that every day because you shine the brightest in my eyes. I hope you will allow me to be with you more, just like the orange sun. Having to find the right timing with you, to make sure you were comfortable and in a great mood. Constantly thinking about what happens then if you said yes, then worrying too much if ever you said no.

He felt like the happiest man alive when you said yes. Though he doesn’t really know what’s the next step in a relationship, he chooses to revel in the feeling of love? no, that’s not it. He doesn’t really know if it was the love he was feeling. But he didn’t mind it. He’s got you, he thinks. He’ll soon figure out his feelings for you eventually, he hopes. So, there were days that were long, days where he wanted to stay in it forever, and days that will hold a special place in his heart.

He remembers the way you hold his figure whenever he gets stressed about his work. The sweet nothings he hears while he lays his head on your figure as if melting in your embrace. It was the most comforting thing. Being with you erases the negative thoughts he has throughout the day. He hides his emotions, as he usually does. He doesn’t really know what to do with it, and he sometimes wished someone would instantly know how he was feeling whenever it started to get tough. But you always seemed to know his emotions. You were reading him like an open book, yet other people struggle with the simplest emotions he feels. Even his members sometimes didn’t understand his emotions. You were always there when you needed him.

He was the happiest. He always had the motivation to write songs because he finally found his inspiration. He finally found someone he could confine himself to without worrying about forcing himself. He knows you were there, you always were, in whatever situation there was.

But, he wasn’t there for you.

He didn’t know what to do on your off-days. He didn’t know what makes you happy. You’re holding him, but he isn’t holding you – That was the hardest part of your relationship. He was content with your treatment, but he doesn’t reciprocate it back to you. Yet, you kept quiet. Despite all the constant neglect, late-night calls that leave you unsatisfied, tears in the other room while he’s busy being happy. Even the I love you’s that holds the deepest meaning in your relationship felt empty. Even the way he says it was empty. It honestly felt like a slap in the face, when you realize your relationship is different now. 

He couldn't understand it at first, the sudden change in your relationship. He was doing fine, you’re doing fine, he thinks. He might just be overthinking things again, just like what he used to do before he got into a relationship with you. You were always there for him whenever he had his off-days. Ever since he saw you with a frown on your face every time you were there to comfort him against his own demons, he swore to himself that he’d try a bit harder to remove those thoughts so you wouldn’t have to worry again. Plus, it’s a way for him to see you with a smile on your face, just like how he wanted to see you. 

But one thing led to another, and you both were at your tipping point with each other. The moment you walked out of his life was the moment he never wanted to relive ever again. The eerily silence in the room when you asked him for a talk. The monotonous voice that held much more weight every time he remembered your words to him. He notices the slight tremble in your voice as the words you were releasing start to frustrate you. The amount of emotion in your voice when you told him you were tired snapped him back to reality. He didn’t know what to say. What else could he tell you that could at least help calm you down? The only indicator he had of time was the sun setting on the window of his studio.

“What am I in your life, asahi?” you asked, with so much exhaustion and desperation in your voice. You wanted to know what you were in his life.

“You’re my girlfriend, obviously!” he said with frustration that almost seemed like he wanted to get away from the situation and just wanted to lie in your arms — forgetting the whole thing ever happened.

“Well, it doesn’t seem like it anymore.” You exclaimed. You were tired of all of it. As you were still telling him about all the frustrations in the relationship. Asahi was constantly telling himself that everything was going to be okay. He wanted to tell you that, but he felt like he was convincing himself more than you that the relationship was okay, even if it was in its final steps.

You couldn’t even look at him anymore, at that point. Too tired about the whole ordeal, you broke it off. As much as he hated the whole situation and himself, he couldn’t help but stare at the setting shining sun that always reminded him of you. He knew he tried, but he wished he could’ve tried harder for you.

The wave of emotion hit him, finally coming back to his senses and realizing that you were actually gone. He couldn’t even stare at his desk because it was full of trinkets that came from you. A drawing of you was also on his wall, almost taunting him about the way he handled the relationship. A picture frame then came into view — it was a photo booth print you both went to on his birthday. Both of you were smiling so wide for the camera as if nothing was wrong with the relationship. He smiled a bit, remembering how thankful he was that you went out of your schedule just to be with him the entire day.

A snap from his member brought him back to reality. Repeating the question to him again, and waiting for his answer. “No one writes songs about the ones that come easy.” Asahi said, a bit of falter in his tone as if on the verge of breaking down the more he thinks about it. He doesn’t know how long he was keeping it together until he heard a soft click of the door and his member not in the room with him – assuming he left to leave him alone with his thoughts. To help relieve the pain for a bit, asahi went back to writing music but without the lyrics. He felt like he just needed to get lost in his own little world without any thoughts bothering him.

He doesn’t really know what time it is, but he assumes that he stayed up again in the studio for another time. But he did get a good beat out of it. Immediately opening his phone and quickly going to your contact to tell you about his beat, he instantly had a frown on his face.

09:27 pm   will you come home for the night?

10:56 pm   asahi?

12:17 am   well, good luck in the studio for today!!

12:18 am   i love you!!! <3 <3 <3                                                                                                                                                                                                    seen

It was the last text he got from you before you broke up with him. He hadn’t realized that he left you on read that time, he couldn’t even remember what he was doing that day for him to forget to reply to you. And just like that, he realized that when was the last time he replied instantly just like you did for him? When was the last time that he did something great for you? When was the last time that he even had to comfort you, despite him hearing you complain about your workspace and difficulties in life? Every single insecurity and guilt came crashing back down to him, the guilt eating him up that he felt like he couldn’t even breathe properly. He knew what to do – at least he convinced himself he knew what to do in a relationship. He just didn’t know how to express it. His harsh breathing racked his body while he tried to calm his mind from the frustration, trying to stop his thoughts from consuming his already tired night at the studio.. He’s done it multiple times ever since you left. But just for tonight, he allows himself to fully come to terms with his feelings and it was evident from the way he sobbed that night, scribbles of words and phrases he wished to tell you all forgotten.

Writing was easy for him, yes. But writing about love will never be the same because he knows what love is now – it was everything he never was.

[i8jisoo]

𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐘 𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐒 ⇉  skz with pregnant!reader

minho x reader | second part of dad!skz

↬ genre; fluff

↬ warnings; talk of sex (not like having it but just bein a lil horndog), talk of blood & miscarriage, cursing, labor, and breastfeeding  ˶ˆ꒳ˆ˵

↬ notes; minho such a cutie & his lil kitties i softie

minho and you were planning this, knowing that there was going to be a year break for them, so why not finally do what u to havent been able to do? 

start a family

u both were goin thru tests as if they didn’t cost 3$ each

make his pockets hurt amiright?

finally, a positive test

u were soo excited 🥺 u had gotten so many false positives so u took two more before u knew it was a real positive

ofc minho was at practice, tho there wasn’t anything happening in his career rn he still had to practice

u kinda hated his career now bc that meant u were gonna be lonely asf while pregnant :(

minho walked thru the door to ur guys place, seeing u asleep on the couch

he steps on something like wtf

there it was, the test on the floor that had fell from ur grip when u slept

he ends up just covering you with a blanket n giving u a kiss cause u must be tired right??? ur carrying a baby now, o ff i cial ly so 😳

he decides hes gonna cook dinner but then hes like fuck what if you get sick :(

now hes starting to worry n feels like hes gonna be the worst husband to go thru pregnancy with

hes mad distracted by thinking whether to cook something spicy or like pasta SOMETHING 😳

he feels arms wrapping around him n hes instantly turning around to look at you

“ohmygodohmygod.”

KISSES KISSES KISSES this man is fucking twirling you around in his arms n he is so excited to tell u that he knows

“we’re gonna have a baby!” he shouts, smiling proudly and seeing ur surprised look but nodding at him

just looking at u now he is whipped like frosting or eggs whipped he is just- wow

u were like sorta ABNORMALLY hungry for minho 😭

not just sex but cuddling, kissing, hugging, and anything in general that had to do with him

he was kinda scared u would break since ur body was now more sensitive and u two had to be careful doing even normal day to day things

u were usually the big spoon, just cause u liked holding minho like a teddy bear n letting soonie, doongie, n dori sometimes come up n minho holds them ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ

now it was ur turn to be the little spoon, minho starting to like the feeling of this, he’d play with ur hair n shit or he’d watch shows with u like this

ofc soonie, doongie, and dori still came up sometimes but when ur bump started to get bigger u couldn’t let them on top of u to snuggle 🥺

idc minho gets them cat themed shit

im talkin bibs, onesies, lil hats n mittens all cat themed 😣😣

ur pregnancy was surprisingly easy, just the pain towards the end of the pregnancy was horrible

minho definitely took the last few months off, practicing at home rather than going to the studio everyday, he just wanted to keep an eye on u n make sure nothing happened to all of his babies :(

u slept like a log when u were comfortable, minho only waking u up when he thought u should eat or drink something

he loves the little things u ask him to do like grabbing something from the kitchen or helping u with ur socks n shoes 🥺🥺 sure he hates the fact that u know ur upset ab not being able to see ur toes or ur bump blocking things

but u r adorable when u ask for his help n watch him go do what u need

hes a god at massages hes just so soft n gentle with u but he HITS those spots u know he is ACC U RATT E

u went into labor around thirty-four/thirty-five weeks

u were scared shitless because ofc it was the one day u told minho to go out and have a day to himself n u would just be at home watching a movie with ur babies (aka the kitties and the ACTUAL baby)

u were in a shitton of pain n u didnt expect it cause um hello u were just eating some gummies while dori was pushing her face against the bump

u thought she like scratched u or bumped u too hard n u pushed her a lil bit but when u realized it u were quick to scoop her up and hug her

“okay uhm, i— dori do you think i should call him? maybe it’s those practice ones yeah? we can sit here and wait dori.” to which she just pawed at u n she sat there in ur lap

u quickly realized ur pains were not PRACTICE as u felt the sudden dampness

it was not what u were expecting though, seeing the red discoloration which was blood n seeping through your grey sweatpants

u got up quickly, scared of getting it on anything n going to go change as well as needing to get the bags n call minho

u were fine this morning and now ur bleeding? how could this have happened? how could u have gone into labor or had a miscarriage so quickly

ofc minho picked up quickly when u called him, the second he heard come home he was already out of there n didnt need to hear anymore

u just held onto dori, soonie, and doongie like ur life depended on it (u didnt have a death grip on them btw)

it was probably a good ten minutes of you there with all the cats n here comes minho bursting in, panting bc poor baby ran hella fast inside

he gets the bags without even talking, looking at his lil baby on the sofa kinda scrunched up in tears n in pain he feels so fuckin bad for leaving u today

he lets u hold onto him n he just rambling on about how sorry he is and about how everything is gonna be okay

upon arrival to the hospital, u and minho argued literally the WHOLE way

it wasnt because u were upset he just RAMBLED so much and u two were choosing names n shit like u were IRRITATED now grrr

it was a good fuckin distraction from the fact that u were early + u were bleeding n minho decided to keep up the bickering because u seemed occupied and less afraid

then the dreaded, “c-section”, was what you needed

they assured u everything would be okay but this was a precaution they needed to do and that the baby was mostly likely okay with being delivered

minho crying 🥺 he was rly scared at the thought of anything else going wrong

they have the sheet up and hes so nervous while holding ur hand, goin up on his tippy toes trying to watch :(

“alright, they are almost here!”

there wasnt any cries 🥺 ur hearts dropped n u two just looked at each other waiting for the cries

suddenly u two heard cooing and then loud cries, the doctor rubbing their back to get the blood flowing and to help warm them up

“your baby girl!”

so many kisses n tears, she was fuckin perfect

u both had the biggest smiles and tears coming down ur faces while she slowly calmed down and u both carefully touched her

minho later watched you from the chair next to the bed, trying to feed her like the nurse taught u to do

he looked at u, silently asking you if he could help, you nodding and his hands slowly and carefully helped guide her to latch on

he was takin n o t e s from these nurses

she looked so comfortable n he was just amazed at you he couldn’t believe you created something so perfect, this tiny little girl was your person

they were your person ଘ(੭ˊᵕˋ)੭*

©️ maysdiors 2020 :: all rights reserved. do not repost my work on tumblr or other platforms.

[karasunology]

Also just a question but who are your fave writers of all time?(-✨ANON )

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✎ . . . @r-atsumu

➜ my wifey here, has one of my favourite poetic haikyuu drabbles/fics ─ no matter how long or short they may be, they literally JUST HIT DIFFERENT. after spending my first writing years on wattpad and has grown up loving the eloquence and uniqueness of the poetry books i have read in that website, ( i could literally give you a list of a few of them, but that means i have to log back in to my old acC bajsjsj ) and in tumblr she's one of the only ones that has a similar touch and mark of those books i used to read and loved reading. the greek mythology mixture in her wtiting is *chefs kiss*

➜ and she's also uNDERRATED?? UM CHILE OKAYY, she recently just hit 200 followers and this is the link to her 100-200 special

➜ and this is the link to her masterlist !!

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✎ . . . @b0kuto

➜ just like yugen, em here, is so good with how she pulls her words all together ─ not to mention a talented one, like hAVE YOU SEEN HER NAVIGATION?? HER POSTS?? like, the FLAVOUR in her graphics is ATSRONOMICAL, like i can't even do shit in coding at our computer subject😭😭✋

➜ my favourite works by her are her love, xx series IT'S SO GOOD AND UNDERRATED😡 what i like about her writing is that she's not just having one format, and is not afraid of expanding from her comfrot zone in writing. for example that osamu chapter where she used ripped png pages for the letters and ugh her MIND

➜ here's the link to her navigation !!

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✎ . . . @tokoyamis-luv

➜ we aren't close but iM SIMPING FOR HER BECAUSE I LOVE HER BNHA SMAU'S AND THAT'S ON PERIODT

➜ currently reading he fake it till you make it smau

➜ here's the link to her navigation !!

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✎ . . . @neoheros

➜ no thoughts, head empty; i just love their works.

➜ navigation !!

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✎ . . . @kozukens

➜ their kenma smau is UGH!! in love !!

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✎ . . . @kaidasen

➜ one of my favourite series, literally just shitposts and i LOVED IT

➜ ( haven't read this one yet but i know it's good I KNOW IT😡 ) [ BY THE BOOK ]

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✎ . . . @keiji-n

➜ thirst-tweets mini series, smau's & other works by them are GOD GIVEN

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✎ . . . @starboybokuto

➜ one of my favourite blogs that also writes for nsfw whenever i'm in the wacky mood 🤪

➜ their text messages from the haikyuu boys are jUSt UGH THE FLAVOUR

➜ THE POWER THEY HAVE

➜ link to their navi !!

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✎ . . . ALSO MY FAVOURITE SMAU'S ARE CREATED BY THESE PEOPLE

@lceiji , @rintarous , @volleyboys-n-girls & @akaashichigo

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✎ . . . honorable mentions ;

@haik-choo

( navigation. )

@emsvegetables

( masterlist. )

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[ ♡ ] these are getting too long & i still have shit ton of requests to write phew, but if you haven't seen your blog here please don't let it discourage you ─ i'm too tired to add more bUT !! all writers mentioned & not mentioned are still good just the way they are and i apologize if i didn't tag a bit more writers/blogs that i adore, but a bitch is getting tired😔✋ also hi @ ✨anon thank you for asking me this sorry it literally took like two hours for me to answer AHSJJZJZJZ i'd probably make a 2nd part to this just because i wanna give all the love to the haikyuu creators here, especially ones that are receiving hate.

[caratau]

Dad! Jeonghan.

Y’ALL HIS SMILE IS CATCHING ME OFF GUARD HELLA BAD

BUT YEAH

you guessed it bitch

you is pregnant

with this man’s cHILD CONSIDER YOURSELF BLESSED

honestly tho jeonghans family would be so fucking PRETTY AND BEAUTIFUL LIFE IS SO UNFAIR

ngl he’d set a certain amount of kids to have

won't follow it lmao you guys have too many sexy times i laUGH

has a good 3 or 4

only wanted 1 tbh

lovES THEM ALL EQUALLY THO OK

GUYS HONESTLY IM HAVING TO SCROLL DOWN SO THAT I DONT SEE JEONGHANS SMILE ITS ACC HURTING MY HEART

AND IS REALLY DISTRACTING

but yeAH

ngl he’d also be low-key stressed when you tell him you’re having the first one

it would happen during when SVT’s active as shit so he's all like ‘will thE BABY EVEN KNOW WHO I AM?!’

you're an emotional wreck when he drops to thE FLOOR IN STRESS LIKE GDI JEONGHAN NOT REALLY SHOWING A POSITIVE ATTITUDE

he sits there for a good 5 minutes

you start to cry and turN AROUND AND I TOLD Y’ALL THIS WAS GONNA BE ANGSTY HERE BITCH

he just holds you back by your legs

like

is literally hugging the back of them

you turn around and look down and he literally is an angel

he has this hopeful smile and somehow that itself is enough to stop you crying

“i know that I'm busy with my job but nothing will ever top my current priority that is you and our child.”

you cry

hell even I'm fucking crying

he ends up pulling you down into his lap and you cry for a good half an hour and I'm sorry for making you such an overemotional person but just for the sake of the au ok I'm sorry ILY

boy whispers a ton of sweet nothings into your ear and you're hella reassured that he isn't gonna go anywhere

my heart is acc in pain

i feel as if jeongHAN WOULD BE the good ass liar when you’d be pregnant like you’d ask ‘babe am i fat?’

‘you’re carrying a proof of our love, sweetie, you’re only full of our future :))))))))’

he’d have a savage partner during the time of pregnancy bc hormones

‘dino you're not my baby anymore’

dino: *is relieved and thanks you bc he’s tired of his hyung’s shit*

wilL take you anywhere and everywhere w him bc he only trusts himself

s.coups: “jeonghan, we’re only practicing, whats y/n doing here?”

jeonghan: “she was bored :)))))))”

you in the corner: “LIES”

its also cute in a way bc during breaks from practice, he’ll squeeze his head on your lap (the space that isn't covered by your bump) hella carefully and shit talk about being a better singer than all of the vocal unit

woozi exiles him

you get all cute and motherly w vocal unit too like they always have something or the other prepped for you whenever they’re told that you're coming along

seungkwan will sing some fine ass song to the bump and jeonghan pushes him to the side and overlays seungkwans voice w his bc ‘its mY CHILD BITCH, FITE ME’

joshua is shaking likE ‘JEONGHAN STOP SWEARING YOUR KID WILL PICK IT UP

but yeah seokmin always has a tea or cordial juice prepared and y’all are the acc only normal pair w no drama like he literally just asks if you and the baby have been doing ok and its like a literal mothers meeting 

on the DL whilst jeonghan is busy, the bump has exclusive access to the songs that have been picked for the comeback by uncle woozi like he’ll extend the earphone head thingy and he’ll just hold it to your bump and I'm writing more about svt than jeONGHAN FFS

i forgot to say that even tho jeonghan was dramatic at the announcement of his first child

boo you better know now that this guy’s laid-back as shit

even tho he has a band on your back at all times

would carry you in his arms if he could

he acc did like one time it rained and he waS LIKE NO I CANNOT LET YOU SLIp and y’all were also on the way to the clinic for an ultrasound so this extra ass boy literally carries you bridal style ffs i better have me a jeonghan when I'm pregnant

acc turns out to be more stressed out than you when you're in labour but doesnt show it like he knows he gotta be calm for his boo otherwise it'll all turn into a shit show and he’ll be screwed

gET YOUR HEAD iN THE GAME

he’ll honestly be a worry wart in his head whilst you're actually giving birth like he’ll regret making you go through all this pain just to give birth to his child and

once he hears that shrill little cry of a baby, he tears up

he kisses the hell out of your perspiring face and just thanks you a shit ton bc your babys finally here and he's just so damn thankful

lmao not when your baby ends up screaming at 4 in the morning for some milk

y’all had a girl btw, she grows to be aphrodite bc well her dads basically a gOD W THAT PRETTY FACE OF HIS JEONGHAN YOU HURT ME

jeonghan will honestly be the dad version of that one mum who will brag the shit out of their kids

not about achievements, about how good looking his children came out to be

remember when i said y’all have four kids at the beginning???

they all inherit thAT BEAUTIFUL SMILE IN THE GIF YOU BETTER FEEL BLESSED OK YOU GOT ANGELS COMING OUT OF YOUR SOUTHERN DISTRICT

BUT YEAH

will have a cuddle/sleep night from a long day of making that money

he's like in the middle of the bed and your litter of children just snuggle up to him 

that picture stays on the living room wall for even your grandkids to see

so cutE I CRI

will bless the childrens ears from birth with his heavenly voice

instead of brushing their teeth, dad!jeonghan stands behind his litter and raises his voice by each octave, his children following his lead w their toothbrushes at the side of their mouth

he and joshua shit talk about vocal unit and their kids

not in the mean way tho lmao they'll do that thing where they’ll be at the svt family reunion and will emphasise about how the rest of vocal unit are whipped for their kids (lmao as if they aren't already)

seungkwan cackles in the bg as jeonghan follows one from his litter bc apparently dino’s kid denied the fact that they were their baby

will most likely be the dad to have all types of connections if their child wishes to go into a certain career path

“you're sure you don't want me to call this uncle up? they have some great things that they can offer-” “daD NO” “fine.”

will also be shut down by his kids quite a lot w savage remarks

will not bow down to the spawn that he helped create

it becomes a war of savagery where relations are forgotten

his kids will also learn to cheat a lot

jeonghan gets a taste of his own medicine in monopoly

“how daRE YOU CHEAT I DIDNT RAISE YOU LIKE THIS

jeonghan’s partner: “jeonghan you literally cheat right in front of them and tell them tricks and tips on how to do so i’m-”

also

with such immense beauty comes immense confessions of love

you better think right that when a bf of his daughter’s comes home for the first time that he’ll be whistling like he's in no ones business and simply swinging a kiddy bat in a circle

jeonghan’s partner: “jeonghan he’s literally 8 and here on a play date”

jeonghan: eXACTLY, emPHASIS ON ‘DATE’”

that little boy also happens to be one of seungcheol’s kids so its not really coincidental that when baby cheol goes home, its at that time that jeonghan receives a call from cheol

“stOP THREATENING MY BOY” “IT WAS A KIDDY BAT” “STILL CLASSIFIES AS A WEAPON YOU A-HOLE” “OHMAGAAAAAAD”

oh yeah 

will sooooooOoOoOoOoOo be the dad that all the girls and even some boys crush on in high school

expect a sexy ass montage clip with the window rolled down and a hand going through his freshly dyed hair bc jeonghan doesnt believe in grey ones

15 year old bb girl jeonghan rolls her eyes and thumps her dads head before exiting the vehicle

“the disRESPEKT”

i feel as if this is shorter than dad!seungcheol but yeah, for years to come will jeonghan be boasting about his children going on to become great things

THE END :)

[grimacesympathizer]

Im so tired

1- name? Kris 2- nick names? The Tree, plant dad 3- zodiac? Scorpio 4- video game i play to chill? Mario kart 5- book series i read? Maximum Ride 6- aliens or ghosts? Aliens 7- writer i trust? James Patterson 8- fave radio station? FUN107.1 9- favorite flavor of anything? Anything citrus-esque or orange 10- the word i use to describe something great? Rad 11- favorite song? Oh Bo (bo burnham) 12- question u ask new friends? Whats your fave color 13- favorite word? Amazement 14- the last person who hurt me? My ex. No i have not 15- last song i listenned to? Some song by the pussy cat dolls i cant remember lmao 16- tv show i always reccomend CHOPPED 17- pirates or ninjas? Pirates 18- movie i watch when im sad? Heathers 19- song thats the first on my shuffle? THE SHOE LACE SONG FROM SPONGEBOB 20- fave video game? Subnautica 21- what am i most afraid of? The ocean 22- a good quality of mine? I like to think im fairly considerate 23-a bad quality? Im very emotional sometimes 24- cats or dogs? MFUCK LIZARDS 25- actor/actress you love blah blah? Johnny depp 26- fave season? Autumn 27-am i in a relationship Yea lmao 28- something i miss? My dad 29- my best friend? Taty or jess 30- eye color? Brown 31- hair color? Light brown (dying it red in a few days!!) 32- someone i love? You 33- someone i trust? You 34- someone i always think about? Dwanye the rock johnson (and you) 35- am i excited about anything? When u come down here!!! 36- current obbsession? darkiplier and antisepticeye help me 37- fave tv show as a child? Tom and Jerry 38- THIS IS SO LONG Yeah 39- am i superstituous? Yeah 40-what do i think about most? The future 41- do i have any strange phobias? I hate hate hate hate hate pointy objects like fuck no (for example, shark teeth) 42- i prefer to be behind 43- fave hobbies? Drawing, painting, playing piano, singing 44- last book i read? Mmfuck idk i think it was True 45- last film i watched? Heathers 46- instruments? Hella: piano, flute, drums, guitar, ukukele SLIDE WHISTLE 47- favorite animal? I really fukcin like lizards 48- top 5 blogs i follow? •officialnasa •danisnotonfire •danisontonfire •you , dipshit ly •barackobama 49-superpower? THE POWER TO REFILL THINGS. REFILL MY BANK ACC REFILL MY CUP REFILL ANYTHING 50- how do i destress? I dont. Help me 51- do i like confrontation? No??? 52- when do i feel most at peace? When im outside 53- what makes me smile? Nice things 54- do i sleep with lights on or off? Tv is on all lights are off 55-sports? Futébol 56-song of week? That song by the pussy cat dolls 57-favorite drink? Chocolate milk mm 58-when did i send my last handwritten letter? Like 2010 59- afraid of heights? Nah 60- pet peeve? WHEN PEOPLE WONT FUCKING SH UT UP MMMMMMMMMMM 61-last concert? Fall out boy 62- am i vegan ect? No 63- what occ. Did i want when i was small? Singer 64- friend turned enemy? Y E S FUCKIN I HATE HER 65-fic universe?? ,,,,, heathers 66- something i worry about? Others opinions of me. Constantly 67- scared of the dark? Yes 68- best friends? Taty and Jess 69 ;) :what do i admire about others Their personality and morals 70- can i sing? Tbh ,,,,,,, no 71- something i wish i could do? SING 72-if i won the lottery what do? buy a sanctuary 4 reptiles 73-have i ever skipped school? O yah totally 74- fave place on planet? In my bed 75- where do i want to live? Portugal/azores 76- do i have any pets? Si, two lizards 77- what is my desktop picture? A bird screamig 78- night owl (From now on im just putting the answers im tired as fuck) 79- sunsets 80- yeah 81- hasnt happened yet 82- headphones 83-no 84- I got a staple stuck in my middle finger 85- uh uh u 2000's pop 86- captain jack sparrow tbfh 87- poison ivy 88- homophobes 89- real book 90- sleeping 91- lmao idk school is shit 92- english 93- yeah i have 3 kms 94- a mcflurry 95- 5'8" 96- yeah 97- NO 98- parker, lizards, reading 99- trump, pence, republicans 100- girlfriends tbh 101-boys 102- in america 103- lmao idk i think bisexual 104- in america hizzidyhey 105- parker 106- yesterday 107- reading fanfics 108- markiplier 109- It isnt showing lmak 110- sure 111- neko atsume 112- dad- not good Mom- also not good 113- irish, portuguese/spanish 114- spain 115- 73 116- lmao no 117- no 118- YES 119- no fuck off 120- sometimes 121- sulfur 122- yes 123- no 124- no 125- elvis 126- writing a book 127- yeah 128- sometimes 129- forest 130- youll get there when you get there. 131- no 132- hufflepuff, amity, 11 133- yea 134- n o 135- ,,, yes 136- no 137- yeah 138- no 139- ,,,,, b y e binch 140- yes. 141- yes when i was a baby 142- yeah 143- NO BUT I WANT TO BE THATD BE SO RAD OMG 144- ye 145- i would be played by jimmy fallon, all other characters would be dwayne johnson in various wigs 146- :-) 147- just my ears 148- jason dean 149- no 150- asking u out 151- yes 152- glasses 153- 2004 bmw 154- maybe?????? Idk?? 155- my cousin cheyanne 156- YOU KNOW 157- crayola paint 158- yeah 159- brains 160- gray 161- no 162- can everything be my answer 163- ,,,, i like my smile 164- ye 165- yeah 166- LIZARD 167- yes 168- yes 169- 16 170- and then god created the universe. Since then, it has made alot of people angry and has been regarded as a bad move. 171- yeah 172- ,, yeah 173- y e ah 174- a bearded dragob 175- yeah 176- ye ah all the time 177- i repeatedly crashed a romote control car into a cardboard box once 178- what happened last year 179- FUCK AROUND WITH PEOPLE OMG 180- yes 181- murder 182- no one gets left behind or forgotten 183- a malamute 184- as the best gay 185-drawing 186- being straight 187- being gay 188- love 189-love 190- 1980s 191- you tbh 192- when im with the people i love 193- money, love,, 194- LMAO BINCH, FIRST OFF,, 195- y e s 196- chucky 197- carrots 198- vampires 199- city 200- DRAGONS 201- my family dying at waterwiz 202- love, noun "the warmth you feel in your chest when you look at someone that makes you feel like they put the stars in the sky for you." 203- sometimes 204- yeah 205- sometimes 206- sweet 207- LMAO JCPENNEY 208- rocks and shells 209- my ring 210- taking a pole dancing class 211- i internalize it 212- nope 213- lmao yeah 214- veronica sawyer,,, 215- i can balance shit on my nose 216- heather duke @ectoplasmictoast

[dragonautoworks-blog]

BMW Technical Abbreviations

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BMW Technical Abbreviations

BMW like most automotive manufacturer like acronyms. Here is a list of Technical acronyms, abbreviations and terminology as used in BMW manuals and BMW service documents.

A

AAR – Automatic Air Recirculation.

AB – Airbag (airbag system).

ABL – Brake system warning Lamp.

ABS – Anti-lock Braking System.

AC – Air Conditioning.

ACC – Active Cruise Control.

ACS – Active Comfort Seats.

ACSM – Advanced Crash Safety Module.

ADB / ADB-X – Automatic Differential Braking.

ADAS – Advanced Driver Assistance System.

ADS – Engine intake air control.

ADV – Windshield wiper pressure control.

AEGS – Automatic Electronic Gearbox Control (also EGS).

AFM – Air Flow Meter.

AGD – Suction silencer.

AGR – Emission reduction.

AGS – Adaptive transmission control.

AG – Automatic Gearbox (transmission).

AHL – Adaptive Headlights.

AHK – Active rear-axle Kinematics.

AHK – Trailer hitch.

AHM – Trailer Module (not US models).

AHPS – Advanced HPS.

AIC – Automatic Interval Control (rain sensor).

AKF – Activated carbon canister.

AKS – Active head restraint.

AKS – Pressure regulating device.

ALC – Automatic Light Control.

ALR – Automatic Lamp Range Adjustment.

ALR – Automatic-locking retractors.

AMM – Air Mass Meter.

AMP – Radio system AMPlifier.

ARI – Car radio information system.

ARRB – Automatic Rear Roller Blind.

ARS – Active Roll Stabilization.

ASC – All Season traction.

ASC – Automatic Stability Control.

ASC-EZA – ASC w/ engine timing and injection intervention.

ASC+T – ASC+ Traction control.

ASK – Audio System controller (Kontroller).

ASR – Self starter block relay.

AST – Automatic Slip control (marketing term).

AST – All Season Traction.

AT – Antenna.

ATF – Automatic Transmission Fluid.

ATL – Exhaust gas turbo charger.

AS – Active Steering.

AUC – Automatic air recirculation.

AUT – AUTomatic transmission.

AVT – Antenna amplifier Tuner.

AZD – Tightening torque specifications.

A/D – Analog/Digital.

B

B – Benzene (petrol, gasoline).

BAT – BATtery.

BC – Board Computer.

BC1 – Body Controller (#1).

BL – Brake Light.

BLS – Brake Light Switch.

BMBT – Board Monitor.

BMW – Bavarian Motor Works (Bayerische Motoren Werke).

BS – Block diagram.

BST – Battery Safety Terminal.

BVA – Brake pad wear indicator.

BZM – Center console control center.

BZMF – Center console control center, rear.

C

CA – Comfort Access, also Client Advisor.

CAN – Controller Area Network (Multiple ECU Controller).

CAN-Bus – Controller Area Network (bus).

CANH-Bus – CAN bus, High.

CANL-Bus – CAN bus, Low.

CANP – Fuel tank ventilation valve.

CAS – Car Access System.

CBC – Corner Braking Control.

CBC – Cornering Brake Control.

CBS – Condition Based Service.

CCC – Car Communications Computer.

CCM – Check Control Module.

CD – Control Display.

CDC – Compact Disk Changer.

CDS – CD player.

CDV – Clutch Delay Valve.

CEL – CELsius.

CID – Central Information Display.

CIM – Chassis Integration Module.

CIP – Coding, Individualization, Programming.

CO – Carbon monOxide.

COMBI – Electronic Instrument Cluster.

CON – CONtroller.

CPO – Certified Pre-Owned.

CSL – Club Sport Lightweight (Club Sport Leicht).

CU – Copper.

CVM – Convertible top Module.

CVT – Constantly Variable Transmission.

CW – Drag coefficient.

CWP – Cold Weather Package.

D

D-Bus – Diagnosis bus (same as TXD).

D1 – Xenon light/ gas discharge.

DBC – Dynamic Brake Control.

DBS – Dynamic Braking System.

DCC – Dynamic Cruise Control.

DCS – Dealer Communication System.

DD – Dynamic motor Drive.

DDE – Digital Diesel Electronics.

DE – Diagnostic Unit.

DIN – German industrial standards.

DIS – Diagnosis and Information System.

DISA – Differential air intake control.

DIVA – Continuously variable length intake runners.

DK – Throttle housing/valve.

DKB – Throttle w/ brake intervention.

DKE – Throttle Increase.

DKI – Throttle position.

DKR – Throttle reduction.

DKT – Throttle position signal.

DKV – Preset throttle position value.

DM-TL – Diagnostic Module Tank Leakage.

DME – Digital Motor Electronics.

DOHC – Double Over Head Camshafts.

Double VANOS – Steplessly variable intake and exhaust valve timing.

DRL – Daytime Running Lights.

DS – gasket set.

DSC – Dynamic Stability Control.

DSP – Digital Sound Processing.

DTC – Diagnostic Trouble Code (SAE).

DTC – Dynamic Traction Control.

DWA – Theft deterrent system.

DWS – Tire pressure Warning System.

DZM – Revolution counter.

E

E-KAT – Electrically heated catalytic converter.

EBV – Electronic Brake force proportioning.

ECE – European market version.

ECM – Engine Control Module (SAE term).

ECO – Controller for I-Drive system.

ECU – Electronic Control Unit.

ED – European Delivery.

EDC – Electronic Dampening Control.

EDC-K – Electronic Dampening Control – Continuous.

EDK – Electronic throttle valve.

EDR – Electronic throttle control.

EDS – pressure regulator.

EFH – Electric window lifter.

EGS – Electronic transmission control.

EH – Electronic-Hydraulic.

EHC – Electronic Height Control.

EKM – Electronic body Module.

EKP – Electric fuel Pump.

ELV – Electronic steering lock.

EM – Electro-Mechanical.

EMF – Electro-Mechanical parking brake.

EML – Electronic Motor Load regulation.

EMV – Electro-Magnetic sensitivity.

EO – Component location.

EPC – Electronic Parts Catalog (also ETK).

EPROM – Erasable/ Programmable chip Memory.

ESS – Electronic anti-theft device.

ETK – Electronic parts catalog (also EPC).

ETM – Electrical Troubleshooting Manual.

EV – Injection Valve.

EWS – Electronic drive-away protection.

EZA – Same as ASC-EZA.

F

FB – Function description.

FBC – Fading Brake Control.

FBD – Remote control services.

FBZV – Radio frequency locking system.

FDRS – Fold Down Rear Seats.

FGR – Vehicle Speed Control (Cruise Control).

FH – Window lifter.

FHK – Rear Heater/ air conditioner.

FLC – Automatic Light Control.

FRU – Flat Rate Unit.

FS – Crash Sensor.

FTM – Flat Tire Monitor.

FZV – Central lock receiver.

G

GAL – Speed dependent sound volume.

GM – General Module.

GMR – Yaw moment control.

GPS – Global Positioning System.

GRII – Cruise control.

GRS – Rotation Rate Sensor.

GS – Belt Tensioner.

GWK – Torque converter lock-up control.

H

H2 – Xenon headlights.

HA – Rear Axle.

HC – Hydro Carbon.

HD – Heavy Duty.

HDC – Hill Decent Control.

HFM – Hot Film air mass Meter.

HG – Manual Gearbox (transmission).

HKL – Hydraulic trunk lid Lift.

HLM – Hot Wire Air Mass Meter.

HPS – Head Protection System.

HR – Heater control.

HU – Head Unit.

HUD – Heads Up Display.

HVA – Hydraulic Valve Adjuster.

HWS – Headlight Washer System.

Hz – Hertz (Cycle).

I

I-Bus – Information bus.

IB – Interior lighting control signal.

IHKA – Automatic Heating and A/C.

IHKAF – IHKA w/ micro filter.

IHKR – Regulated Heating and A/C.

IHKRF – IHKR w/ micro filter.

IHKS – Standard Heating and A/C.

IHPD – Internal High Pressure Deformation.

IHR – Integrated Heater control.

IKE – Instrument cluster Electronics.

ILH – Interior Lighting, rear.

ILV – Interior Lighting, front.

IMS – Instant Mobility System.

IR – Infrared.

IRS – Infrared Locking System.

ISC – Idle Speed Control.

ISIS – Intelligent Safety and Information System.

ISN – Individual Serial Number.

ISOFIX – Standardized mounts for child restraints.

ITS – Head airbag assembly/ Inflatable Tubular Structure.

IVM – Integrated power supply Module.

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K

K-Bus – Body bus (Karosserie).

KAT – Catalytic converter.

KATON – Converter creating (signal).

KD – Kick-Down.

KHI – Interface for headphones.

KL – Terminal designation.

KL15 – Run bus (ignition switch run position).

KL30 – Battery bus (hot at all times).

KL31 – Ground bus (chassis ground).

KL50 – Start bus (ignition start position).

KLR – Accessory bus.

KO – Compressor ON signal.

KOMBI – Instrument cluster.

KOREL – Compressor relay signal.

KR – Contact Ring.

KSK – Knock Sensor.

KVA – Fuel consumption signal/value.

KW – Crankshaft.

KW – KiloWatt.

L

LCM – Lamp Check Module.

LDP – Leak Diagnosis Pump.

LEV – Low Emissions Vehicle.

LEW – Lateral acceleration sensor.

LHD – Left-Hand Drive.

LKM – Lamp control Module.

LL – Closed throttle.

LM – Light Module.

LMM – Air flow meter/sensor.

LMR – Light alloy wheel.

LRA – Vertical headlight aiming.

LSM – Steering column memory.

LSZ – Lamp Switching center.

LVA – Air supply system (for EHC system).

LVDS – Low Voltage Differential Signaling.

LWR – Vertical headlight aim control.

LWRT – Low Weight Reinforced Thermoplastics.

LWS-5 – Steering angle sensor.

M

M-Bus – IHKA/IHKR stepper motor bus.

MAL – Center armrest.

MBC – Maximum Brake Control.

MDK – Motorized throttle valve/system.

MFC – Multi-Function Controller.

MFL – Multi-Function steering wheel.

MFS – Multi-Function Steering Wheel.

MFU – Multi-Function Clock.

MID – Multi-Information Display.

MIL – Malfunction Indicator Lamp (SAE), “check engine”.

MIR – Multi-Information Radio.

MMC – Multi-Media Changer.

MoDiC – Mobile Diagnostic Computer.

MOST-Bus – Media Oriented System Transport bus.

MRS – Multiple Restraint System.

MSR – Engine drag torque Regulation.

MV – Magnetic Valve (solenoid Valve).

N

n-ab – Rotational speed, transmission (rpm).

n-mot – Rotational speed, engine (rpm).

NAVI – Navigation module.

NG – New Generation (N73 engine).

NG – Tilt sensor.

NOX – Nitrogen Oxides/ exhaust gas recirculation.

NSD – Rear muffler.

NSL – Rear fog Lamp.

NSW – Fog lamp.

NTC – Negative Temperature Coefficient.

NW – Camshaft.

O

OBC – On-Board Computer.

OBD – On-Board Diagnosis.

OEM – Original Equipment Manufacturer.

P

P-Bus – Periphery bus.

P/N – Park/Neutral position.

PB – Pin assignments.

PBS – Parts Bulletin System (in TIS).

PCD – Performance Center Delivery.

PDC – Park Distance Control.

PDI – Pre-Delivery Inspection.

PGS – Passive Go System.

PM – Power Module.

PP – Impact Pad.

PTC – Positive Temperature Coefficient.

PuMA – Product and Measures Management in After sales.

PWG – Pedal position sensor/ potentiometer.

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R

RA – Repair instructions.

RAL – Aluminum wheels.

RAL – Standard color.

RAM – Random Access Memory.

RDC – Tire pressure Control.

RDS – Radio Data-broadcast System.

RDW – Tire pressure Warning.

RFT – Run Flat Tires.

RHD – Right-Hand Drive.

RLS – Rain-Light Sensor.

RM – Relay Module.

ROZ – Research Octane rating/ fuel grade.

RPA – Tire puncture warning.

RPS – Rollover Protection System.

RS – Repair kit.

RSC – Run flat System Components.

RSW – Back-up lamp.

RXD – Wake-up Diagnosis line.

RZV – Direct stationary ignition.

S

SA – Sales Advisor or Service Advisor.

SASL – Satellite, A-pillar left.

SASR – Satellite, A-pillar right.

SAV – Sport ACTIVITY Vehicle.

SB – Fuse assignments.

SBE – Seat occupancy detector/sensor.

SBFH – Seat module, passenger-side rear.

SBK – Safety Battery Terminal Clamp (???).

SBSL – Satellite, B-pillar left.

SBSR – Satellite, B-pillar right.

SBT – SI techniques/ tech reference information (in TIS).

SCA – Soft Close Automatic/Actuator.

SD – Silencer/ muffler.

SD – Sliding roof.

SE – Special Equipment.

SES – Voice Recognition System.

SFAH – Seat module, driver’s side rear.

SFZ – Satellite, vehicle center.

SG – Control unit.

SGS – Seat integrated belt System.

SHD – Sliding/ lifting roof.

SHD – Sunroof module (also SHDM).

SI – Service Information (in TIS).

SIA – Service Interval system (ver. I, II, III, IV, etc.).

SII – Service Interval Indicator.

SIL – SILicon.

SIM – Safety Information Module.

SINE – Siren/tilt sensor.

SKD – Steel sliding roof.

SKHD – Steel sliding/ lifting roof.

SM – Seat Module.

SM/SPM – Seat/Mirror Memory.

SMBF – Seat Module, passenger side.

SMFA – Seat Module, driver’s side.

SMG – Sequential Manual Gearbox.

SP – Schematic.

SRA – Headlight/fog light cleaning.

SRS – Supplemental Restraint System.

SSD – Steel sliding roof.

SSH – Seat Satellite, rear seat.

ST – Connector views.

Steptronic – Transmission shift control.

STVL – Satellite, left front door.

STVR – Satellite, right front door.

SULEV – Super Ultra Low Emissions Vehicle (not coined by BMW).

SVS – Speech processing System.

SWR – Headlamp cleaning system.

SWZ – Special tool listings (in TIS).

SZL – Switch center, steering column.

SZM – Central switch center Module.

T

TAGE – Door handle Electronics.

TCM – Transmission Control Module.

TD – Engine speed signal (ignition pulse).

TD – Technical Data (in TIS).

TDD – Technical Documentation Disk.

TE – Fuel evaporation control.

TEL – TELephone control unit.

TEV – Evaporative purge control.

THZ – Tandem master cylinder.

ti – Injector ON Time (duration).

TIS – Technical Information System.

TL – Part throttle / load signal.

TLEV – Transitional Low Emission Vehicle.

TMBFT – Door Module, passenger side.

TMBFTH – Door Module, passenger side rear.

TMC – Traffic Message Channel.

TMFAT – Door Module, driver’s side.

TMFATH – Door Module, driver’s side rear.

TP – Tandem Pump.

TP – Traffic Program.

TPC – Tire Pressure Control.

TPM – Tire Pressure Monitor.

TPS – Throttle Position Switch/Sensor.

TR – Engine speed signal (rpm).

TR – TRansistor.

TRG – Fuel level sensor.

TRI – Technical Reference Information (also SBT).

TRS – Battery isolation Switch.

TSB – Technical Service Bulletin.

TSD – Torsional vibration dampener.

TSH – Door lock Heating.

TSZI – Transistorized coil Ignition system.

TU – Technical Update (as in M50tu).

TXD – Transmitting Diagnosis line.

U

U-batt – Battery voltage.

U-vers – Supply voltage.

UERSS – Rollover bar.

URS – Rollover protection System.

USIS – Ultrasonic passenger compartment Sensor.

V

V – Vorn (front).

V – Vehicle road speed.

VA – Front Axle.

VAC – Voice Activated Control.

VANOS – Variable camshaft timing.

VAT – Front axle support.

VDC – Vehicle Distribution Center.

VEP – Distributor-type injection Pump.

VID – VIDeo module.

VL – Full load (wide open throttle).

VPC – Vehicle Preparation Center.

VSD – Front muffler.

VVT – Valve tronic.

W

WBG – Hazard warning switch.

WIM – Wiper control Module.

WK – Torque converter lock-up clutch.

WSS – Wind Shield.

WT – Valve tronic control unit.

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Z

ZAB – Ignition fade-out (reduction).

ZAE – Central Airbag Electronics.

ZAS – Ignition starter switch.

ZCP – Competition Package (M3).

ZCW – Cold Weather Package.

ZGM – Central Gateway Module.

ZHP – Performance Package (Available on US-Market e46 330i/Ci/Cic Only).

ZK – Cylinder head.

ZKE – Central body Electronics.

ZKH – Cylinder head cover.

ZMS – Dual-Mass flywheel.

ZPP – Premium Package.

ZS – Central lock.

ZSD – Center muffler.

ZSP – Sport Package.

ZV – Central locking system.

ZVM – Central locking Module.

ZWD – Idle control valve.