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That Time I Got Drunk and Saved a Demon by Kimberly Lemming -- A Review

Trigger Warnings: Blood, gore, violence, decapitation, mentions of sexual harassment, BDSM, dubcon, sexually explicit content, kink exploration, mentions of drowning, mentions of death of a child, alcohol use, mentions of drug abuse, slavery, corrupt religion, cult, misogyny.   

My Rating 

7.5/10. I had so much fun reading this book. The adventure, the sex and the comedy. It was all so good, but there were a few awkward and/or cringy moments. I personally hate it when there is stuttering in a book. It takes me right out of it. I have suffered through my own many years of poorly written 2010s Wattpad fanfics (please understand this is not saying this is a Wattpad-level story, nor am I saying that Wattpad stories themselves are bad). I did find it to be a little vanilla and there could have been more sex scenes. This being said, sometimes you need to settle down with a cheesy, smutty book over the weekend.

Overview

Cinnamon Hotpepper lives in the small town of Boohail as your typical spice farmer. Destruction strikes when the handsome demon Fallon stumbles into her life one night, with the intent to kill the evil witch keeping his kind captive and enslaved in her grasp. Dragging Cin along on an unwanted adventure when all she wants is to live in peace on her family's farm. At least the handsome demon can’t keep his shirt on.   

My Thoughts 

The humour in this book was so good, it felt so easy and genuine. I find that some books try to be funny, but it can feel forced and not genuine. I thought it was so funny when Fallon attempted to kill someone and when Cin would bring it up he would just shrug and say “Semantics”. Just the way that he would deadpan answers was so comedic to me. 

This is the first real book that has smut. I normally just read fanfiction smut instead of real published novels. It was good smut, however, I was expecting it to be more dirty. It was pretty tame, but it was enjoyable. It says at the beginning of the book that it is light BDSM, but I didn't realize it would be so light. It was mostly just binding her hands. Still hot, but I was hoping for some more. 

I loved all the characters. Especially Felix, he really felt like an annoying best friend. With the accidental cock-blocking, the teasing, and his desire to know all the dirty details. After Cin and Fallons sexy night, Cin is imminently bombarded with questions from all of her new girl friends, with Felix slipping in and saying “Well, as Lichbane’s first demon friend, I call best-friend privileges, and I want to hear all the details … Spill” (pg. 174) 

I loved the inclusion of the centaur, Holly. But I wished she had more depth, especially romantically. It was very nice, as a queer person, for her to outright say “Oh no, dear, I like women” (pg. 174). Sure, it is something so simple but just to have it said so plainly and just accepted is very nice to see. I do wish she had a girlfriend or found a girl attractive, I would have liked to see that. There is two more books, so I am hoping she shows up there.

As we went into the last battle, I loved the cool dragons. I mean, who doesn't love dragons right?! The battle between Cin and Myva was so fun, with Myva being a lich (one of the coolest fictional monsters) I loved the bubbling goo and the skeletons she could control. I do wish it was a little more graphic, but Fallon's decapitating someone certainly helped with that.  

Conclusion

Despite my criticisms, I did enjoy this book. I mean, I finished it in 2 days. The stuttering and Cin’s odd obsession with cheese is certainly not for everyone, but if you are looking for a cozy, adventure, smutty, slightly cheese rom-com, then this is definitely for you. Sometimes you need an overly dramatic demon and a quirky spice trader who takes food very seriously.

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Da questo libro sarà presto tratto un film di Hollywood

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Saturday morning. Laszlo Coleco yawned as he walked into the flat’s main room. He had been up late the previous night, doing the same old stuff he usually did, and thus had slept in a bit this morning. Some new wave song he wasn’t familiar with was playing from the speaker system set up in the room. This meant his roommate, Callisto Mirda, was already awake (they usually got up bright and early), and indeed they were waiting for him in the kitchen area.

“Oraaaaa abi, Lasz!” they cheerfully greeted him. “Kowhi?” [Editor’s note: since most of you probably aren’t exactly fluid in Octoling, I will provide translations. “Goooood morning, Laz! Coffee?”]

Laszlo rubbed his eyes. Of course he wanted coffee this morning, like every morning. “Lakio, lakio. Vigo-pa wa?“ [”Naturally, naturally. What time is it?”]

Callisto looked at the microwave as they walked over to the coffee maker. “Abigo oqto-nu ta tani-o-isak-pa.“ [”It’s 10:55 AM”]

“Nakawhi-pasu,” [”I thought so.”] Laszlo yawned again and sat down at the counter.

The coffee boiled. Callisto cocked their head back towards Laszlo in the ever-so-slightly flirtatious manner they were known to do (does it mean anything? who knows?). “Keabi ni amo-pa wa?” they asked. [”How are you doing this morning?”]

“Myva, myva.” And then it actually dawned on him what time it was. ”Isu, po ni keabi punewhina-wa?” [”Good, good. Wait, you aren’t working today?”]

“Po!” [”Nope!”]. Callisto had a part-time job at the Tower Records shop near Inkopolis Square on weekends, but they were taking today off. The coffee was ready; Callisto got it and poured a cup for the both of them. ”La Turf War reiwhiga mapu, sa ni masuga!” [”I’m gonna do some Turf War later today, if you’d like!”]

“Po, la ea nesate oskuna,” Laszlo replied, and took a deep sip. He drank coffee a lot, but he still wasn’t quite used to how bitter it was. “Ri-imu kai kai masuna, nyvuska?“ [”No, I’m waiting for a package. I really, really want it, you know?”]

Callisto nodded their head in understanding. The doorbell rang. “Kea ri-pasqa when!” [”That must be it!”] They bounced over and opened the door. “Hello!” they brightly greeted the mail-Jellyfish in Inklish; that was the common language of Inkopolis, and even if they couldn’t speak it, the vast majority of Jellyfish could understand it. The Jellyfish just stood there, holding out a clipboard to sign. “Sign, please,” they said in that wavery voice many Jellyfish had.

“Thank you!” Callisto signed under Laszlo’s name (nobody really cared about that, and they didn’t want to bother him by making him get up). The Jellyfish took the clipboard back, and pulled out the package. “Do you know what it is?” Callisto asked.

The bioluminescent patches on the Jellyfish’s body ran a pattern of green, pink, and yellow, and they moved their left arm in a certain fashion. They were trying to communicate more in Jellian Visual - the common non-verbal language among Jellyfish, conveyed via body movements and bioluminescence. Few Inklings had any inkling how to understand it, and having been separated from Jellyfish for decades, even fewer Octolings did. (Luna Amiga might, since her family had always lived in Inkopolis, but she wasn’t here right now) Most Jellyfish were cnidarians of few words, and the mail delivery Jellyfish was no exception. They did manage to say one word, though: “Books.”

Callisto did a minor double-take - more books? But they took it and thanked them anyways. The Jellyfish waved goodbye, and Callisto closed the door.

“You ordered more books?” they yelled back towards the kitchen. They were cool with it, of course, just surprised at how much he had ordered recently.

Laszlo shrugged. “I like books,” he replied. This was the second shipment of books this week - and all of them were about humans. He was particularly interested in them currently. He had heard a pretty cool fact from Todaro Sagitta a couple weeks back. Apparently there was a fossil site somewhere in the desert that represented an abandoned human settlement. There were signs of lots of radioactive elements in the area, which seemed to explain why it had been abandoned. But there were plenty of fossils of other animals there - wild mammals, birds, and for some reason turtles. That had hooked his interest, and so he was on a bit of a spree, trying to learn what could be deduced about human history from the fossil record and recovered radio and TV broadcasts. To see if it was known whether that was caused by anything they did. Why? Because it was interesting to him.

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“Nikyani (and Myva)” is a somewhat popular TV show in Navyete about an Avirre’thel (vampire)  fruit farmer/ produce and herb shop owner named Nikyani and his friend Myva (a cursed entity created by an ancient demon that has no true physical form (but usually manifests as a tall figure with red eyes, claws, ears, horns, and a tail sometimes) and is kind of just a glitchy dark mass)

 Nikyani lives far out in the forests near the upper half of the Nanebae mountains and one day as he was taking his produce cart into town, he came across a strange injured creature in the woods that was eating rocks, and partially befriended him (though awkwardly). Eventually circumstances occur that lead to him bringing the creature (Myva) to come live on his farm with him, and a majority of the show just centers around the various odd and disastrous (yet still vaguely humorous) situations they get into. There are also a lot of smaller running side-conflicts in the series, such as minor issues with Myva constantly eating things that don’t belong to him/are not food (like stealing stone gardening pots from Nikyani’s garden and eating them), Nikyani’s ridiculous jealous neighbor that is always trying to sabotage his farm, a variety of problems caused by Myva’s “affliction” where he can’t interact with many things** (and also various side quests they go on to try to find a cure for him), having to hide Myva from the ancient demon who originally created him and is looking for him (who is a mostly generic over-dramatic over-powered intelligent antagonist yet somehow incredibly easy for Nikyani to outsmart due to his foolish exploitable flaws (like being easily distracted and having an intense love of bread)), Nikyani’s older brother having a weird crush on Myva, the nearby city where Nikyani sells his fruit being wild and full of absurd shop owners etc. etc. etc.

 (** basically everything Myva physically touches seems to just turn into just a blotch of dark void material, which varies depending on the size of the item (and life-force strength, if it is living), so for example if he picked up a small marble it would almost immediately disintegrate into a poof of darkness, something larger like a chair might “rot” more slowly but would still turn into a pile of what looks like swirling ash if he maintained contact with it long enough. For living things like animals and creatures, it usually only affects the outer layer of their skin (so if Myva pet a dog it may get a hand-print splotch on top of it’s fur where the matter is seemingly breaking apart into a glitched darkness similar to whatever material Myva is made of, though it would gradually fade back to normal if left alone to regenerate), however if contact was kept for a long enough time even a living being would degrade into void matter, and presumably either die, or transform by rotting into exactly whatever sort of creature Myva is. So there are of course a lot of brief situations in the show where for some reason Myva has to hold something, or needs to interact with something, and can’t, so has to either find a creative (usually comedic) way of doing it, or has to just try and do it really fast (usually destroying part of the object) (like picking up a mug and the handle turns into glitchy void dust so the rest of the mug (now handle-less and being held up by nothing) just falls to the floor and shatters, etc.). Luckily Myva can float though, and spends most of his time not making contact with anything (not even the ground), unless he absolutely has to (or wants to.. though he's generally more of a pacifist than Nikyani is, it'd still give you some advantage in a theoretical fight to be able to just... dissolve your attacker's weapon or turn their arm into dust lol) 

 Nikyani is generally the fan favorite character and receives the most publicity, likely due to his silly and eccentric yet clever/reasonable demeanor, and the actor who plays him (Jaenha Kadi) has reached a significant amount of fame (at least as famous as people can get in Avirre’thel culture, which typically strongly disdains the concepts of fame/wealth/etc.) since taking the role, though a surprisingly sizable portion of the audience are very sympathetic to Myva as well, as for some reason many vampires in Navyete apparently think eating rocks is a cute and endearing trait (something perhaps they and Nikyani’s brother have in common).

[nintendoteuthis]

A few Octolingo phrases

Hello! -> Ora!

My name is [x] -> Rimu-aqu a [x]-pa

Nice meeting you! -> Rosabinowha-pa or Rosabinowha-satu

How are you? -> Ni amo-pa wa?

I’m doing well -> La myva-pa

Do you want to play Turf War? -> Ni Terwhu War rewhi masuna wa?

Yes! -> Uy!

No -> Po

We won! -> Wakusilanqa or Waku-pa

We lost -> Douwhisilanqa or Douwhi-pa

Goodbye! -> Omanga!

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[catzgam3rz]

I fOUnD A nEW WaY To DrAw EyES anD NoWW I'm HIgH oFF oF hAPPyNess and i should probably finish my homework crap-

YAAAAAS Yes you should do homework and myvae sleep? Idk it's a bit late here I don't know your time zone :P